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  • @XPtoLevel3
    @XPtoLevel3  2 місяці тому +179

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    • @DJWinza
      @DJWinza 2 місяці тому +10

      So please don't take this as anything but positive. It was nice to have someone with my body type modeling clothing. You never see it. Please never change... I mean you as a person, you'll want to change your undies daily.

    • @khw1425
      @khw1425 2 місяці тому

      agree it's nice to see someone who isn't an airbrushed model selling briefs, rock on...also like...sunless citadel and nickers? Such a missed opportunity for a "where the sun doesn't shine" pun....just saying.

    • @pallydan893
      @pallydan893 2 місяці тому

      3:40 the gods of real world mythology are an available option for 5E, they're listed in the players handbook

    • @DarthKilaj85
      @DarthKilaj85 2 місяці тому

      As a person who grew up and even played AD&D your better off not knowing anything about it or playing it trust me

    • @Clem68W
      @Clem68W 2 місяці тому

      ​@@DarthKilaj85I don't think it would even work these days. The ten foot pole is seen as wasting time these days, and I don't disagree.

  • @t.b.m.5718
    @t.b.m.5718 2 місяці тому +3278

    "So i sent out a DND ad on facebook" Your first mistake.

    • @Workplaylister
      @Workplaylister Місяць тому +10

      Still better than reddit

    • @GrimGearheart
      @GrimGearheart Місяць тому +18

      Actually facebook has a ton of good, hobby related groups. No matter what your hobby. Minis, dnd, costuming, model making, movie prop making, etc.

    • @classarank7youtubeherokeyb63
      @classarank7youtubeherokeyb63 Місяць тому +10

      I guess, but where the hell are you going to find 2e players?

    • @felixhenson9926
      @felixhenson9926 Місяць тому +1

      @@GrimGearheart Yeah, agreed, there's some p decent fb groups

    • @liamflynn1120
      @liamflynn1120 22 дні тому +3

      One of the best D&D campaigns I ever ran started with my best friend and I made Tinder accounts as characters from the world looking for adventurers lmao

  • @lytethekyte
    @lytethekyte 2 місяці тому +5478

    I feel like someone who chooses to type out "double you tee eff" has no business being upset about the word mattoos.

    • @stevbe1723
      @stevbe1723 2 місяці тому +572

      Honestly that upset me way more than anything the player did

    • @eirinym
      @eirinym 2 місяці тому +196

      And why 'you'? It's such a strange mix of onomatopoeia and actual words.

    • @KanchidoShinokyoufu
      @KanchidoShinokyoufu 2 місяці тому +213

      I think he used his talk-2-text feature on his phone ranting about how this crazy guy that just wants to play an overly powered version of the Nameless One. That’s probably why it’s typed out as “double you tee eff” or he’s just as nuts as Mr Mattoos. I think they’re both need to get a room. 🔔🦇🔩⚾️

    • @DucksAndCatnip
      @DucksAndCatnip 2 місяці тому +27

      @@KanchidoShinokyoufu i get screwball, but bell bat?

    • @justcarterr
      @justcarterr 2 місяці тому +67

      @@DucksAndCatnip dingbat i used my last brain cell to solve that

  • @taliesinbreen
    @taliesinbreen 2 місяці тому +2075

    I kept thinking “and then they kissed” whilst reading this telenovela-level drama so I’m glad Jacob had that same thought. 🤣

    • @KanchidoShinokyoufu
      @KanchidoShinokyoufu 2 місяці тому +10

      And comes in through the front door, a guy wearing a huge sombrero riding a donkey while playing his guitar & singing a wonderful ballad.

    • @HiddenNukaValley
      @HiddenNukaValley 2 місяці тому +9

      And then Careless Whisper plays

    • @RobCrowley85
      @RobCrowley85 Місяць тому +5

      "Telenovella-level"
      Nice alliteration!

  • @the1exnay
    @the1exnay Місяць тому +130

    13:51 i love this paragraph. “As much as it might have been fun to stoop to his level. […], but that since he was now throwing insults, [proceeds to insult him]”
    The lack of self awareness is wonderful.

  • @afunnymouth6449
    @afunnymouth6449 2 місяці тому +1764

    To be perfectly honest, a couple months ago i was explaining why you are my favorite DnD youtuber and a big reason was that you dont participate in the Horror Story party of the community. However, now that you do cover horror stories, i am pleased to see you cover them from the perspective of "everyone here sounds like an annoying dork. You people need to be better adults" which is what the community desperately needs yo hear.

    • @dentheduck2095
      @dentheduck2095 2 місяці тому +45

      Underrated comment

    • @rosa4458
      @rosa4458 Місяць тому

      Agreed, a lot of clips I see of RPG horror stories are people like sensationalizing or clowning but this dudes take on them is a lot more like 'just talk to eachother' type stuff

    • @kev_whatev
      @kev_whatev Місяць тому +34

      AKA I didn’t like a thing until someone I liked did it and no you guys it’s totally fine and okay when they do it!

    • @koopakape
      @koopakape Місяць тому +6

      OH god, exactly. Yes, you nailed it.

    • @myhlosic
      @myhlosic Місяць тому +61

      ​@@kev_whatev he's doing it differently. he's being neutral and fair to both sides

  • @fatcat2015
    @fatcat2015 2 місяці тому +3438

    It feels like so many DnD horror stories posts are like this one where it's an extended AITA. Like the encounter with the "cringe" player lasted way longer than it should have and all the unnecessary details OP looked up about the dude's personal life makes it feel really petty like they're fishing for moral superiority in this dumb encounter. Sometimes OP is themselves the horror story.

    • @theokilla2
      @theokilla2 2 місяці тому +416

      Listening this and reading it on-screen gave me bad vibes as well. DM was polite and in the right to say "no", but I honestly wouldn't want to play with him either. The cringe player identified that "Ego-Problem" correctly i think.
      There is a certain level of arrogance OP gives off for sure.

    • @LaFonteCheVi
      @LaFonteCheVi 2 місяці тому +152

      Alot of DnD players have zero social ability or awareness. And many DMs are egotists. Everyone in this situation was wrong.

    • @micryt.
      @micryt. 2 місяці тому +87

      I will say that for a GM or a player it's not weird to check profiles of people you're going to be playing with. You probably should make sure you're not playing with creeps etc. I agree that this specific GM was being petty about a few things.

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 2 місяці тому +191

      The redditors in the comment were talking about "red flags" regarding the player but I had plenty of them regarding the writer. Basically stalking his player via social media, the low magic setting, *three hundred pages* of background info for his world, the insistance that he was super polite and courteous the whole time even though he repeatedly insulted the player in his post... it doesn't sound good
      We have this person's version of the events, meaning there's a high chance he might omit or add something to make himself look better, and still he managed to make himself look bad. The entire post screams that there is more to the story than the writer lets on and there might be some DnD horror stories his players have to tell

    • @TheVenhammer
      @TheVenhammer 2 місяці тому +103

      @@exantiuse497even just refusing to give the player spell lists for each pantheon was a red flag for the DM

  • @Maladjester
    @Maladjester 2 місяці тому +1908

    In the red corner: Neckbeard
    In the blue corner: Neckbeard

    • @TheWither129
      @TheWither129 2 місяці тому

      Two smug jackasses, one calling the other a smug jackass to his face, the other pretending he doesnt think hes a smug jackass but then makes a whole reddit post about how much of a smug jackass he is

    • @graveyardoperations7407
      @graveyardoperations7407 2 місяці тому +201

      LEEEEEEEEEETS GET READY TO UM ACKSHUALLLLLLYYYYYYYY!
      *Bell rings*

    • @shhinysilver1720
      @shhinysilver1720 2 місяці тому +83

      @@graveyardoperations7407 UM ACKSHUALLY YOU SHOULDN'T USE A BELL IN THIS 21st CENTURY, YOU SHOULD USE A VOICE THAT SAYS GO.

    • @ArmoredChocoboLPs
      @ArmoredChocoboLPs 2 місяці тому +14

      Grognard vs Anime Fan, Fight!

    • @gelusvenn5063
      @gelusvenn5063 2 місяці тому +6

      This. This right here.

  • @DaSangwy
    @DaSangwy 2 місяці тому +919

    Listen all I’m saying is that Gorthag a half orc gunslinger who worships Jesus is an amazingly badass character

    • @kaimcdragonfist4803
      @kaimcdragonfist4803 2 місяці тому +75

      Agreed. It’s the kinda stupidity that would fit in well with Hellsing, which I’m down for

    • @pkmnherofan22
      @pkmnherofan22 Місяць тому +35

      @@kaimcdragonfist4803was literally about to say it sounds like a hellsing character

    • @EsmeraldaTGG
      @EsmeraldaTGG Місяць тому +41

      If he doesn't have the _HEAVIEST_ Texan accent, I would be immeasurably disappointed.

    • @DaSangwy
      @DaSangwy Місяць тому +22

      @ if you can understand a SINGLE string of words, then you’re not doing the accent right.

    • @davidbakos2502
      @davidbakos2502 Місяць тому +23

      Also, his full name has to be "Gorthag, a half orc gunslinger who worships Jesus", not just "Gorthag".

  • @Krapahirlin
    @Krapahirlin Місяць тому +195

    I think my problem is that guy had 300 pages worth of world building but doesn't have all levels of spells mapped for each deity. If they are spells i cannot use if i worship the wrong person than i want to know before you arbitrarily decide when im the right level.

    • @MissingmyBabbu
      @MissingmyBabbu 25 днів тому +18

      Yeah that's definitely weird. Surely AD&D has a base section where it lays out which types of gods get which spells. From there, it wouldn't be hard to compare them to your homebrew gods and go 'Well since Thor in the books gets XYZ powers, my storm god can get those. and Aphrodite is most like this other goddess, so those spells work for her.' you know? I'm making a homebrew world right now with homebrew gods, and each of them will have different classes/subclasses associated with them (though you won't HAVE to play as those to worship specific gods per se). It's really not hard.

    • @KaleidosXXI
      @KaleidosXXI 20 днів тому +28

      The other issue is that he hated the magic tattoos and called them "convenient" as if the player was homebrewing them, and even added a snipe about how the player didn't "know" an AD&D rule about ASIs and said AD&D doesn't do those. AD&D *does* have ASIs, you get them through Magic Books or Wish, or the DM can reward them. And magic tattoos aren't a homebrew, they're straight up just a *thing* in AD&D, and Wizards can even get spells to make them, including Tattoos of Power which are just Spell-Storing tattoos that precast the contained spell and releases them later to bypass component and casting needs. Funnily enough, magic tattoos fit better into low magic settings than full blown clerics casually throwing around *miracles* multiple times a day, because scribing tattoos is very prohibitive in availability if you don't have a pocket Wizard (and even then it's time consuming and expensive).
      Dude really just wanted a reason to hate the player because the player was your bog standard ex-military bro-guy who dared to ask for a spell list, probably because it made him realize he wrote 300 pages and a website of world building but forgot to include actually relevant information for the players to use.

    • @bchin4005
      @bchin4005 12 днів тому +2

      In 2ed deities allowed spells to their adherents according to groups called "spheres". Each spell has an indicated sphere so it's easy to cross reference which spheres your chosen deity allows access to

    • @bchin4005
      @bchin4005 12 днів тому +2

      ​@KaleidosXXI not to be that guy, but while magical tattoos may be a thing in 2ed, I don't recall them, but might have been a Dark Sun thing or whatever, sounds like he was ripping the magic system right out of Margaret Weiss' Death Gate cycle, but I could be wrong.
      But my initial take with the 1st lvl fighter/3rd lvl cleric of Thor build sounded very munchkin-y, a self healing tank...
      A big weakness of 2ed is that it did lend itself to rules lawyers and munchkin murder hobo builds.

    • @boxonothing4087
      @boxonothing4087 5 днів тому +1

      if you can't adapt to what you don't know yet and want the safety of lists, you should stick to video games

  • @Ocean_Man205
    @Ocean_Man205 2 місяці тому +316

    My DM loves low magic settings not because it's convenient but because the idea of "magic is scarce and thus special or feared" is something he loves, and the stories work too.

    • @o_huno
      @o_huno Місяць тому +31

      That's a hook for me too. Thematically you can do some really deep shi with it and mechanically it prevents players from throwing fireballs at every problem.
      ...Even though I do very much love throwing fireballs at every problem

    • @BladeValant546
      @BladeValant546 Місяць тому +8

      Literally every story trope that people write to be edgy. But in reality it is overdone especially after ASOIAF.

    • @topasu9454
      @topasu9454 Місяць тому +2

      @@BladeValant546 so are you agreeing or disagreeing.... or are you just lost

    • @mikeharris6429
      @mikeharris6429 26 днів тому +3

      @@topasu9454they’re pointing out that it’s a lazy trope.

    • @MegaMrsuperawesome
      @MegaMrsuperawesome 4 дні тому

      Eh. Usually used so. Oh my bad guy has magic but you dont

  • @ChristopherMathieu
    @ChristopherMathieu 2 місяці тому +829

    The "cleric spell list is based on the deity's spheres of influence" thing is a basic 2E rule. Cleric spells were assigned to "spheres" like Healing, Combat, Divination, Elemental, Plant, Weather, etc. Deities granted access to a limited number of spheres, usually with 1-3 spheres as "major access" (all spells) and 3-5 as "minor access" (only up to 3rd level). Deities that grant extra special abilities or good combat (like better armor or weapons) typically had less spell access.
    2E clerics were UNIQUE. You could entirely have a cleric who was a smiting beast but couldn't cast a single healing spell.

    • @Can-uj5pv
      @Can-uj5pv 2 місяці тому +26

      Thank you, I was looking to see if anyone mentioned this.

    • @TheCyberSatyr
      @TheCyberSatyr 2 місяці тому +19

      2e clerics could be ultimate badasses, much moreso than in 5e ime

    • @eviem5658
      @eviem5658 2 місяці тому +37

      My only question is why the DM couldn’t assign pre-existing 2e spheres to their homebrew gods? Even as a guideline for the sort of spells the player could expect to have access to

    • @ChristopherMathieu
      @ChristopherMathieu 2 місяці тому +15

      @eviem5658 Yeah, that was standard practice for 2E. They had a splatbook just for priest characters that included dozens of sample faiths with spell spheres and abilities already figured out.

    • @Can-uj5pv
      @Can-uj5pv 2 місяці тому +15

      @@eviem5658 I assumed the DM did that, but the player asked for a list of all the spells that entailed for each deity, instead.

  • @jammiestofthesandwich8625
    @jammiestofthesandwich8625 2 місяці тому +418

    13:56 I love the voice transition when listening to people read 'subjective' Reddit stories, there's a clear moment when you hear they begin to lose faith with the OP

    • @stevbe1723
      @stevbe1723 2 місяці тому +32

      I'm always wary of AITA-type posts, as it's always from one person's perspective and they could either be intentionally making themselves look better or just actually not understand their own fault

    • @friedtoads13
      @friedtoads13 2 місяці тому +10

      @@stevbe1723or the more likely option, they made that whole shit up

    • @stevbe1723
      @stevbe1723 2 місяці тому +20

      @@friedtoads13 possible but in my opinion unlikely, sure some people want the reddit attention, but being validated about a situation where you're at least partially if not fully at fault is probably a bigger factor

    • @donb7519
      @donb7519 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@stevbe1723i'd agree if this really was an aita post. But in rpghorror stories the idea is that you already see yourself as the "victim"

    • @brutusthebear9050
      @brutusthebear9050 11 днів тому +2

      ​@donb7519 Probably. I could write a RPGHorrorStory about someone who said they'd join, then continually flaked when it came to the actual sessions, but I don't care enough to. And that's the thing, people who had relatively straightforward conflicts don't care to share it that publically.

  • @antirevomag834
    @antirevomag834 2 місяці тому +228

    Nah. that guy may have been cringe but so was the DM. 300 pages IS a good excuse, especially when the guy asks you "what kinda magic does each one have" and your response is (paraphrased) "i didn't bother to think about that part"
    You wrote. 300 pages of lore. and gave no proper detail to how to make it, didn't you. Didn't you. We all know that's what you did.
    DM is just as cringe in that story for completely other reasons than the player, but both are cringe AF.

    • @voxorox
      @voxorox Місяць тому +6

      So you think that a person who has been DM'ing for 34 years is going to be bad at creating lore?
      It's 300 pages of info total. You don't have to read the whole thing, because most of it probably won't apply to every player. HOWEVER, he did tell that player which parts to glance at, to build their character. The player then asked for MORE info, which completely *obliterates* this argument.
      I mean, seriously, most D&D reference books are longer than that. Do you read every page? No. You look through the index to find what you need and just read that.

    • @antirevomag834
      @antirevomag834 Місяць тому +43

      @@voxorox and when asked for the info he needed to know, he was refused that info, becuse the guy with 34 years of DMing didn't have an answer, despite writing out a BOOK.
      that's how i know he's bad at it. He's had 34 years to learn, and was caught off guard by someone asking him for more info and tried to make the person who asked for more info look like the bad guy for ASKING for more info.

    • @slayeroffurries1115
      @slayeroffurries1115 Місяць тому +16

      ​@@voxorox it's precisely the 300 pages of homebrew that shows his incompetence, since the time taken to write all that could be used to learn a game system that better accomodates his setting 😂

    • @ProtocolDroidHK47
      @ProtocolDroidHK47 26 днів тому +4

      ​@@voxorox I've been playing Pokemon since before I could read, doesn't make me an expert, or even generally good. Dude couldn't be bothered to come up with spell lists because he'd rather write a book of lore.

    • @bchin4005
      @bchin4005 12 днів тому +1

      As long as the dm indicated which spheres each deity allowed major and minor access to, they wouldn't need to create specific lists for each deity. The player should have the wherewithal to cross reference the deity's spheres with what spells are which spheres, at least every time I played a 2ed cleric that was the case. Especially since it's as easy as "which spheres does my diety allow? Okay, it's these spells then."
      When the player dropped the fighter/cleric of Thor build immediately, guy sounds like a min/maxing murder hobo munchkin. That's clearly a self-healing tank build. The thing that gives it away is the dual class. 2ed clerics aren't bad fighters on their own, but he just wanted enough cleric levels to carry around a few cure light wounds spells and I bet he piled on as many Complete Fighter's Handbook specializations as possible and would just level as a fighter
      Edit: thought about it a little more, and yeah, total combat munchkin. I bet he specialized his fighter to have 3/2 attacks per round at level 1 as well as a comparable starting THAC0 as a 3rd or 4th level cleric, and as one of Thor, pretty sure spiritual hammer is allowed, so after casting that 1st round, he could be +1 attack every round. A little OP for level 4 if you ask me, letter of the law, sure, but not the spirit.

  • @emythelemon
    @emythelemon 2 місяці тому +168

    The thing is i actually agree with asking for a full spell list. My character concepts absolutely intertwine with the class. I have an archfey warlock that i decided to go all in on enchantment, illusions and necromancy for. Spells add to the flavour of my character. Getting told "nah just pick something" would be a turnoff for me

    • @what4521
      @what4521 Місяць тому +1

      but aren't there lots of spells? Like, isn't it easier to draw a line at something like "no homebrew, everything else is fine" and then look for spells that will go well with this exact character and\or their god, show them to GM if they said they were fine with homebrew or other non-official sources?

    • @emythelemon
      @emythelemon Місяць тому +20

      @@what4521 sure, i was just basing off the fact this was already supposed to be in a low magic setting, so i too, as a player, would have assumed asking for what the spell list specifically is would be a totally reasonable request

    • @Eidenhoek
      @Eidenhoek Місяць тому +2

      And, taking all other aspects of the situation out of it, if you were denied that information, you walk away. That's called understanding that that game, is not the game you want to have.

  • @loganmoses9981
    @loganmoses9981 2 місяці тому +111

    I think the biggest reason why low-magic setting suck, is because they are playing a high magic game. They should just play a game that supports a low-magic setting.

    • @Chicken-Chaser
      @Chicken-Chaser Місяць тому +8

      Yeah low magic is really hard to do in DnD. Cool idea in another DnDesc game

    • @Mr_Chinchila
      @Mr_Chinchila Місяць тому +2

      Honestly at this point play Mythras or something.

    • @Nomadik
      @Nomadik Місяць тому +9

      D&D literally started as a Lord of the Rings game, and the default setting was low-magic Greyhawk. Dark Sun was infamously low-magic originally, to the point of being basically the Conan setting.
      That said, all editions after 2e are definitely not designed for that, and the game has become more high-magic (which I prefer).

    • @Mr_Chinchila
      @Mr_Chinchila Місяць тому +4

      @@Nomadik it wasnt low magic per say, magic could still do some wild shit and it was still way more present than LOTR. It's just that magic had more limitations to it, I'd say.

    • @slayeroffurries1115
      @slayeroffurries1115 Місяць тому

      Based take

  • @L337P1R4735
    @L337P1R4735 2 місяці тому +3237

    I'm cool with DnD horror stories, but I think they're best when you have someone like Spencer with you because it lets you bounce off each other. I like your new haircut.

    • @dragonslayerornstein387
      @dragonslayerornstein387 2 місяці тому +63

      Your name, is a MOOD

    • @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD
      @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD 2 місяці тому +21

      ​@dragonslayerornstein387 what mood is that?

    • @yaakovborovoi5905
      @yaakovborovoi5905 2 місяці тому +56

      He said in the intro he made this video because he was late with the video he planned for Sunday so he had to improvise, that means he couldn't have gotten someone else

    • @L337P1R4735
      @L337P1R4735 2 місяці тому +87

      @yaakovborovoi5905 sure, I'm not saying anything bad about this video I get that he was up against a deadline. I was speaking more generally that I think these videos work best with a co-host because he asked if we like them or not.

    • @ryandrew-tv7bg
      @ryandrew-tv7bg 2 місяці тому

      @@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD Late 90's IRC

  • @prosamis
    @prosamis 2 місяці тому +245

    What was cringe for me is the OP's immediate first reaction to being asked for SPELL LISTS in your homebrew setting that you specifically changed is to get annoyed and go "I don't think you're a good fit"
    That's insanely passive aggressive.
    You can make a 300 page homebrew but can't make your own deity's spell lists???
    Spells are features! This is the same as saying "there are no subclasses, actually I pick that for you based on what your backstory is" then getting mad over people asking what the subclasses are
    That's insane to me

    • @Heriarka
      @Heriarka 2 місяці тому +43

      Same. Bro made up a whole website of fluff and then acted entitled about it, but didn't actually bother designing mechanics. Maybe this could work out with friends, but randos? They don't owe you interest in your fantasy novel until you've proven you can run a damn game.

    • @Chicken-Chaser
      @Chicken-Chaser Місяць тому +2

      Agreed

    • @juliabarrow-hemmings6624
      @juliabarrow-hemmings6624 14 днів тому +6

      You know what makes this worse? 2e spell lists for Clerics are defined by spheres of influence. He literally just needed to give his Gods major and minor spheres of influence and say "Basically this", even if he wanted to make changes later, it gives the player an *idea* when they are thinking about which one they want to pick. 300 pages of lore, but apparently the Gods don't have, in 5e terms, Domains?

  • @MrLuchenkov
    @MrLuchenkov 2 місяці тому +744

    A few points:
    1) OP seems a bit like a guy who sees himself as the hero, but the "300 page" part does make me feel like he really thinks he wrote some great book but the reality is that it's badly written, incredibly convoluted fanfic.
    2) Both of them love to hear of the sound of their own voice. The fact this kept being an argument long after it had been shut down kinda reinforces that point.
    3) Nomadic Baron Elric Savage is a great name. It's like a medieval wrestler.

    • @brookejon3695
      @brookejon3695 Місяць тому +53

      I dont have major evidence to support this, but: from what it seemed to me, the DM's "300 page" lore doc was an organized World Anvil-style wiki thing. Youve got summaries, you've got one page apiece for each city/nation/race/legend/person. It didn't seem like the DM even wanted anyone to read the entire thing, just to locate and read the pieces they were interested in.

    • @Eshajori
      @Eshajori Місяць тому +28

      @@brookejon3695 Sure, expecting a new player to engage with that at all is honestly a huge red flag though. A short handout with some bullet-points is one thing, guiding someone on how to make their character fit is one thing. But the DMs job is to build the world during play, not have 300 page readings assignments. If I'm like "do you have a god of trickery" and you link me the page with the details I need, fine. And I'll happily engage with some of those pages AFTER I'm more invested in the story/characters. Asking me to read it AS THE INTRODCTION to your world is far too high an expectation.
      Sounds like a case of problematic player meets problematic DM.

    • @MrLuchenkov
      @MrLuchenkov Місяць тому

      @@cablecablecable Precisely.

    • @laytonjr6601
      @laytonjr6601 Місяць тому +9

      ​@@brookejon3695OP said that it would have taken 20 minutes to readthe lore and make a character. Personally, I can't read 300 pages in 20 minutes

    • @JimBob4233
      @JimBob4233 Місяць тому +2

      @@Eshajori It really doesn't sound like they wanted the players to read the entire thing immediately, just enough to figure out what sort of character they wanted to make

  • @karioscool
    @karioscool Місяць тому +62

    When I first saw Mattoo Artist I just imagined a guy that makes tattoos that moves. And Im stealing that for my next campaign, where the whole plot twist reveal will be the fact, that the whole world is just some guy's Mattoo of a world, where small ink people actually evolved and he is just showing it to some random friends at a party somewhere, and they are betting on what the silly magic tattoo people will do next...
    Like the whole plot will be about preventing the coming of the eternal night, and it will just be this guy putting his shirt back on... that might work actually

    • @panampace
      @panampace Місяць тому +16

      Being upset at mattoos (either the name or the concept) is like forgetting what game you’re playing. It’s DnD. It’s full of dumb silly magical fun. God forbid someone make up their own dumb silly magical fun idea.

    • @amethystimagination3332
      @amethystimagination3332 Місяць тому +8

      Maybe I’m just immune to cringe but I don’t see a problem with mattoo

    • @KaleidosXXI
      @KaleidosXXI 20 днів тому +5

      @@panampace They didn't even make up the magic tattoos. Those are an actual thing in AD&D, with several variety ranging from passive buffs to spell-storing, and Wizards even get spells to make them themselves. For that matter, ASIs are *also* a thing in AD&D, the DM was wrong about that ruling.

  • @ericb3157
    @ericb3157 Місяць тому +20

    "Mattoos" reminds me of an old comic book villain called "the tattooed man", who could bring his tattoos to life.
    he was one of Green Lantern's worst enemies, because his tattoos were YELLOW.

    • @spongecakes1986
      @spongecakes1986 29 днів тому +1

      Now I'm imagining Green Lantern against an army of LEGO people. Maybe even a LEGO version of himself, but it's old so it still has the yellow face. I'm also extremely curious as to where his powers determine the line between yellow and other colors.

  • @Missiletainn
    @Missiletainn 2 місяці тому +338

    So following on from the rant about low magic settings.
    I've ran a game where I went to the players and said "Alright, I wanna run a game where you can only play Human fighters, who's in?", got 4 players, of course the setting was low magic, but it wasn't for long.
    I designed it so that the game world used to be high magic, but something happened like 500 years ago and now it's low magic, and the plot line was essentially making the world high magic again, and the main plot thread involved the players getting magical weapons to fight magical threats.
    it was super fun, went from levels 1 to 11, and then we wrapped it up with a big final boss fight.
    Low magic can work, it just has to be done in certain ways, and introducing a player halfway through tends to cause issues in terms of balancing the magic.

    • @Subject_Keter
      @Subject_Keter 2 місяці тому +7

      I want to do something like that to where the characters research and create all the crazy the ancients couldnt dream of.
      But i hate low fanasty because frankly.. it a restriction.. it handcuffs to your creavitity.
      Often for bad reasons by a bad dm.

    • @jimjimson6208
      @jimjimson6208 2 місяці тому +22

      @@Subject_Keter
      Like 90% of low magic campaigns that I've ever seen don't actually ban caster PCs. It is generally just a flavour thing. With that being said, it's only really a restriction if you go into it expecting it to be like a high fantasy setting. The reason people enjoy it is because it makes you problem solve instead of just having a spell to resolve any situation you might encounter. If you've ever DMd for high level DND you know how impossible it is to make interesting obstacles other than combat for a party of casters that can just wind walk, etherealness, etc. their problems away.
      I would never run mechanically low magic DND because there are systems explicitly designed for that kind of game, but I understand why people do it (it's unreasonably difficult to find people willing to play anything other than DND). I think DND generally sucks for mechanically low magic because it is a nightmare to balance. Martials ironically suffer most in that kind of campaign as they are incredibly dependent on magic items to function properly.

    • @YellowVenom
      @YellowVenom 2 місяці тому +5

      I ran a campaign where my players were very confident in their intelligence. So, I decided to run a low magic campaign. It was me and three others. This was really helpful, too, as this was only the second campaign I've ever DM'd. It's not like magic didn't exist, though. I kept in spells that weren't traditional used for battling. Like walk on water. I even had one of the players come to me before a session started and asked if I could make to where thorn whip grabbed things instead of damaged them. This led to insane and fun escapes and encounters. This idea helped me a lot, and my players loved it.

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 2 місяці тому +2

      Sounds loosely like Final Fantasy 6

    • @AlexBermann
      @AlexBermann 2 місяці тому +8

      ​@@Subject_KeterMy advice is: play it with a different game. Every RPG has restrictions and excluding magic from the toolkit doesn't exactly mean that you don't have many options left. All of human history proves that one can do many things without magic. The problem with low magic D&D is that you end up with an extremely clunky, unbalanced system that doesn't offer much more than the "roll 1d20+x" style of resolving challenges.
      As for handcuffing creativity ... people use creativity to achieve something they couldn't normally achieve. One of the things I dislike about D&D magic is that there are spells for some problems that completely negate them, so they do not leave room for creativity.

  • @RuSosan
    @RuSosan 2 місяці тому +1258

    So the OP:
    - Is the one complaining on Reddit.
    - Went to check the other guy's FB at the _first sign_ of disagreement.
    - Put all that pointless info into his already rambling rant post. In a mocking tone too.
    - Kept arguing with the other guy while claiming to have taken the "high road."
    - Complained about the ego-thing _in particular._
    Yeah, it's like 75% about OP's ego, lol.

    • @Floraclaw
      @Floraclaw 2 місяці тому +192

      Yeah. The big red flag for me the DM was expecting a player to read a 300 page document about the world. I would have noped so fast.
      I've been on and off dming for about 6 years and I don't even have 300 pages of notes for multiple campaigns combined.

    • @sinner5452
      @sinner5452 2 місяці тому +83

      It becames 100% if you put your first point at the last position. Doing all that and post complains on reddit without even noticing single issue described is 100% ego thing.

    • @GaiashKetoji
      @GaiashKetoji 2 місяці тому +11

      I think with this specific scenario it’s 50/50.

    • @FraternityOfShadows
      @FraternityOfShadows 2 місяці тому +58

      @@Floraclaw I've been DMing for 3 years, and i have 500+ pages of campaign notes alone. This guy had been DMing for 34. 300 pages of lore is 100% beliveable for someone who is actually engaged in the hobby. And it's not like it was expected to read ALL of it.

    • @Viperspider1
      @Viperspider1 2 місяці тому +18

      This and every other Reddit post lol. They're all just seeking validation.

  • @perciusmandate
    @perciusmandate 2 місяці тому +980

    The DM went out of his way to keep this problem going. The solution was as easy as saying, "This isn't going to work. Good luck at another table." and leaving it there. The extra 10 minutes were just drama farming.

    • @nerdorama009
      @nerdorama009 2 місяці тому +53

      I mean OP doesn't come out smelling like roses here, but he DID try this twice.

    • @MrZega000
      @MrZega000 2 місяці тому +21

      Most average Redditor

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 2 місяці тому +26

      If the rejected problem player _keeps_ e-mailing/texting/phoning the GM to "explain" his weirdo character, I can see the GM getting annoyed.

    • @Fluffkitscripts
      @Fluffkitscripts 2 місяці тому

      It’s just two assholes farting into each other until the end of time

    • @riculfriculfson7243
      @riculfriculfson7243 2 місяці тому +19

      I respectfully disagree. Some people still want to try and diplomatically resolve a disagreement. This felt like one of those times.

  • @sinisterpuddle6655
    @sinisterpuddle6655 Місяць тому +21

    I think low magic is better used when it's like, you use magic and let your players use it, but it's viewed as unusual by larger society. Like people have weird superstions about it and don't see it often enought to really trust magic

  • @nichtviet9417
    @nichtviet9417 2 місяці тому +10

    I'm not the biggest fan of D&D horror stories, because I am pretty sure that most of them are fabricated.
    "Wow so this guy that no one in your group liked was ultra cringe and then your character kicked his behind and everyone clapped afterwards and then your crush fell in love with you? I can't believe it."

  • @KettleHatt
    @KettleHatt 2 місяці тому +922

    he kept talking to him because the post is a thinly disguised humble brag about how great his game is

    • @SecureBirch410
      @SecureBirch410 2 місяці тому +135

      Yeah I get red flags from that dm too. I mean dude never even points out how it is actually pretty unreasonable to expect anyone to read 300 pages... He can write 300 pages, but not come up with spell lists for his gods? He just wants a generic backstory which seems like something he probably won't do anything with. Like no character arc.
      Also him replying to a comment where the commenter points out a really cool adaptation, but the dm just shuts it down like nope, no characters from other dimensions allowed! it would be cool in spelljammer he says, not his campaign though. Why? It reminds me of when I started dming and would be unreasonable strict on characters because I was worried it would interfere with the story- its actually good when it does and the player had a point about how its cool for players to give you things you can integrate into the story.
      also also he checked his facebook profile? Thats weird... And then he rants about it, like that has no relevance at all lol, he just wanted to insult the player.

    • @Subject_Keter
      @Subject_Keter 2 місяці тому +4

      Everything is a humble brag nowadays

    • @-Nicetomeetyou
      @-Nicetomeetyou 2 місяці тому +31

      @@SecureBirch410It is unreasonable to expect anyone to read all 300 pages however the OP mentioned there was a blurb for a rundown of how that gods magic worked. Not to mention the "find in page" function still exists and is entirely reasonable to expect someone to use it. Both the player and DM suck but using find in page to look for info is perhaps one of the lowest conceivable bars to set.

    • @samuelsalvatore4511
      @samuelsalvatore4511 2 місяці тому +38

      "thinly disguised" a loxodon casting disguise self to turn into a tabaxi is more subtle than this post

    • @Not_An_EV
      @Not_An_EV 2 місяці тому +13

      ​@@SecureBirch410I mean, I once shat out 5000 words about one giant hut and managed 3 words on my biggest city. "Is the capitol" 😂😂

  • @grimbobagman4133
    @grimbobagman4133 2 місяці тому +884

    I love how Jacob in the span of a few seconds went 'Man, can you believe these guys used to just use old Norse gods in DND? Pfft, that's so... Man, that sounds great' Just so ready to roast old players just to 180 on the spot.

    • @JamesTheCelestial
      @JamesTheCelestial 2 місяці тому +82

      To be fair, Tyr is canonically a Forgotten Realms deity.
      Also, The Egyptian God Anubis watches over the dead gods in the astral plane IIRC
      I'd allow it depending on the setting

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 2 місяці тому +13

      My last campaign, I flat out stole gods from a handful of video games, renamed them and reskinned them a little.
      -
      My next one I think I may draw from Native American mythology and blend it with the elven gods in Dragon Age (not all that different, from initial investigation).

    • @AkyJave
      @AkyJave 2 місяці тому +15

      Funny thing is that Thor is in the 2014 PHB (or DMG/Xanathars, I forget but I know it's there somewhere)

    • @linc4205
      @linc4205 2 місяці тому +13

      @@AkyJave I'm in a campaign now where one of the players is a Paladin of Hestia, who I believe is also in the DMG so I think most of the Greek and Norse gods are considered canon to most DnD worlds.

    • @emessar
      @emessar 2 місяці тому +7

      @@AkyJave Yeah. It's one of the alternate pantheons in the appendix.

  • @Saru5000
    @Saru5000 2 місяці тому +69

    19:32 Eberron really feels like they looked at what magic does in D&D and built the setting around that. Other D&D settings feel like they built a setting and decided to use D&D for the system as an after thought

    • @Nomadik
      @Nomadik Місяць тому +1

      That's exactly what happened with Eberron. I playtested it during the 3.5 days.

  • @JnJGaming
    @JnJGaming 2 місяці тому +26

    12:27 sudden Pacman jumpscare

  • @mattuwu9978
    @mattuwu9978 20 годин тому +1

    16:42 I actually pulled this move in my most recent campaign. The DM forgot to send me the docs/info of the world until the day of Session 1 (and I forgot to ask for them), so my character thus became the Willful Idiot bard. He knows nothing and does not feel the innate desire to know anything. He’s simply vibing and being kinda pathetic.
    Why is this little goat man in a walled-in, heavily armed citadel that he’s not a citizen of? He stowed away in a shipping crate on a merchant boat for two weeks until it happened to park here. Why did he do that? He just failed in rescuing his long-term boyfriend from the underworld and he’s going through a lot right now emotionally. He doesn’t know why he’s here either.
    The DM and all the other PCs love him. He’s a sort of _tabula rasa_ that will develop alongside the story. And he knows little techniques and tricks that none of the other PCs know, since no one else has been outside of the (aggressively controlled) citadel. Most importantly, he’s not in the citizen record, so he’s effectively invisible - but also in significant danger if discovered. Basically, there’s a way to balance characters like this and make it enjoyable for everyone at the table.

  • @MickeyDoop1
    @MickeyDoop1 2 місяці тому +98

    6:20 Ok but if you put a restriction on what spells you can use and you told the player to ask you any questions, you can't then be frustrated when the player wants to know what spells they will be able to use

    • @KaineVillante
      @KaineVillante 2 місяці тому +7

      Ya i think the guy was frustrated because the player wanted him to make a spreadsheet with every single spell list for every deity. That would be hours of arduous work

    • @ValStinks
      @ValStinks Місяць тому +42

      @@KaineVillante except he has a 300 page website for the setting. how do you put that much labor into organizing your lore and you never made a spell list for the spheres of magic? especially when its a low magic setting? seems like the kind of thing you'd want to define

    • @PerfectWorldRPG
      @PerfectWorldRPG Місяць тому +7

      @@ValStinks exactly, both parties in this discussion seem awful

    • @MickeyDoop1
      @MickeyDoop1 Місяць тому +5

      @@KaineVillante I understand that, but then he can't expect the player to do that work for him, and also read a bunch of his lore lol

    • @rikusauske
      @rikusauske Місяць тому +7

      I'm more surprised that In his 300 page lore document he doesn't have domain spells on like, a table

  • @arellajardin8188
    @arellajardin8188 2 місяці тому +498

    Sometimes, the OP is the horror story, as much as the person they're ranting about. Not siding with either, but the OP does come off a little up his own butt. Not sure why asking for a deity spell list was controversial, seems like relevant information for picking one.

    • @FromMan2Monkey
      @FromMan2Monkey 2 місяці тому +129

      The facebook digging section was so corny. “He seems to be REALLY proud of being a veteran” like stfu bro get back to the story.

    • @stargateproductions
      @stargateproductions 2 місяці тому +27

      Some old school DMs are like that. They get stuck in their ways and don't budge.

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 2 місяці тому +81

      Three hundred pages of background story for his world is a gigantic ask for a player to read. Saying "just give me a list to pick from" is not unreasonable
      I had red flags about the OP despite him trying to cast himself in a favorable light. Something tells me that he is not fun to play with

    • @MCastleberry1980
      @MCastleberry1980 2 місяці тому +17

      @@exantiuse497 Yeah, when you have an insanely detailed homebrew world AND are playing 2E... that's the warning sign also lol I'm guessing he's been building this world for 30 some odd years with that much detail.

    • @Azimii
      @Azimii 2 місяці тому +12

      @@exantiuse497i have to assume (hope) the website is more of a wiki than just a longass textbook

  • @Midwinter_Snow
    @Midwinter_Snow 2 місяці тому +110

    ...now I wanna play a wizard who accidentally planeshifted themself with a failed experiment from their low magic home world where they were one of the most powerful spellcasters who had gone through decades of study and practice and experimenting... Only to now be effectively like a level 2 wizard in the forgotten realms or something and just aghast and bitter at how 'easy' magic is for everybody.

    • @cyte112
      @cyte112 Місяць тому +2

      I think that is a great concept!

    • @ComedyPlastic
      @ComedyPlastic Місяць тому +4

      That poor wizard would be so traumatized lmao

    • @ArmoredSoul1
      @ArmoredSoul1 Місяць тому +3

      This is legit an isekai lmao I respect it.

    • @spongecakes1986
      @spongecakes1986 29 днів тому +1

      Nope don't mind me. I'm not steak this concept or anything...

  • @SlayingSin
    @SlayingSin 2 місяці тому +78

    14:04 If you have to say "I've been nothing but respectful" after someone calls you out on being egotistical: they are correct, you are egotistical and are now boasting like a self righteous jerk about how "respectful" you think you are, which fyi, isn't respectful.

    • @voxorox
      @voxorox Місяць тому +1

      Literally wrong, bro. That only works if the person who "calls them out" is right. Spoiler alert: NO.

    • @SlayingSin
      @SlayingSin Місяць тому

      @voxorox So, in summation, your entire gripe with my irrefutably apt observation of the OPs attitude is, "nuh uh u rong and I am offended at u". Got it.

    • @jeremysmith8698
      @jeremysmith8698 Місяць тому +3

      I mean, both parties are wrong honestly. It should have all ended with DM:"That character isn't going to work, either come back with a different concept or bounce." Other Guy:Nuhu-uh I gave you a character." DM: "It doesn't fit, we aren't the game for you. We can work something out or this conversation can end." If other guy keeps responding, don't respond back. But go on about someone being called out for being egotistical. Seems like that is exactly what you are doing right now.

    • @stevendemayo3631
      @stevendemayo3631 Місяць тому +2

      @@SlayingSin " my irrefutably apt observation" ...yeah, you're definitely the expert on being egotistical.

    • @gamergang2686
      @gamergang2686 Місяць тому +1

      ⁠@@SlayingSinYou’re egotistical for calling your statement irrefutably apt when it is not. I could go up to anyone and say that they’re egotistical. If they say no, that’s egoistical? Doesn’t make sense. In this situation, both are in the wrong, but your reasoning isn’t right.

  • @GeekandGlory
    @GeekandGlory Місяць тому +5

    Jacobs back and forth watpad fanfic skit is what we were all thinking in the end.
    If I ever want to bring in a pre-made character, I always ask the DM prior about my concept and if certain homebrew is allowed within reason (I have a character who is a werewolf that has pretty balance werewolf 5e based powers). I then try and modify my character to best suit the world so we are all happy. If it doesn't work, I just make a new one.

  • @Zero_Shift
    @Zero_Shift 2 місяці тому +457

    TL;DR/DW: GM is crazy about his game, has a massive ego. Player joins that's a cringy powerplayer. Both argue, neither is correct. They argue until one probably blocked the other.

    • @ctdaniels7049
      @ctdaniels7049 2 місяці тому +29

      Legend says they still argue til this day.

    • @dngn4774
      @dngn4774 2 місяці тому +15

      I’m just glad I don’t have to play with either of them.

    • @Zero_Shift
      @Zero_Shift 2 місяці тому +22

      @@dngn4774 It's like a venn diagram on rpghorrorstories. Either it's a player, the dm or the audience (the reddit people) who are wrong. Sometimes, like here, two.

    • @chimchar87
      @chimchar87 2 місяці тому

      What is the /DW after the TL;DR?

    • @Zero_Shift
      @Zero_Shift 2 місяці тому +1

      @chimchar87 "didn't watch"

  • @barrydheil
    @barrydheil 2 місяці тому +132

    4:10 you say that, but Christianity was canon in Forgotten Realms up until 4e.

    • @bandwagonbuzzard1617
      @bandwagonbuzzard1617 Місяць тому +11

      And St. Cuthbert was heavily implied to be the IRL one.

    • @Nomadik
      @Nomadik Місяць тому +2

      Was it? I definitely don't remember that in 3.t, but maybe because Mystra & Mielikki were cooler.

    • @barrydheil
      @barrydheil Місяць тому +9

      @@Nomadik Idk about 3.5, but I know 2nd, 3rd, and 4th edition had Yahweh/ God as a listed deity.

    • @m0nkEz
      @m0nkEz Місяць тому +5

      Tyr is still one of the main gods in the Forgotten Realms and afaik he is canonically just venturing over from our world to play god in a couple different worlds at once.

    • @obamabiden
      @obamabiden Місяць тому +3

      i think the ancient Egyptian gods are still there afaik
      were also still in pathfinder but they recently threw them all out as part of the 2e make all the lore utterly incomprehensible project (except, for some bizarre reason, Bes)

  • @demonderpz7937
    @demonderpz7937 2 місяці тому +133

    My new personal character idea: "Manly Man" Sandy Ravage, the Human Rune Knight fighter who uses "Mattoos" (the runes are used as tattoos on items) who starts with the grappler feat and later takes tavern brawler

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 2 місяці тому +3

      Detective Detective Savage "Savage Rage" Rage is top tier naming.
      From ua-cam.com/video/n1jAfNUOaT4/v-deo.html

    • @Pystro
      @Pystro 2 місяці тому +7

      @@MonkeyJedi99 Only if he regularly says "Did I stutter?!?" (after introducing himself and giving some command that gets ignored).
      Rage: "Detective Detective Savage "Savage Rage" Rage. Since this has just become a crime scene I am afraid I have to hold you here."
      Some random dude: "You can't do that!"
      Rage: "DID I STUTTER?!?"

    • @KaiHouston-m6j
      @KaiHouston-m6j 2 місяці тому +6

      Uses special potions in the form of "meat snacks" you don't drink the potion, you snap into it!

    • @demonderpz7937
      @demonderpz7937 2 місяці тому

      @@KaiHouston-m6j CRACK IT LIKE A SKINNY LINNY YEAHHHHH

  • @sourwitch2340
    @sourwitch2340 2 місяці тому +3

    12:40 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    If you read a DM's brief and go "oh this person's ego is enormous", why would you even TRY to get into their campaign? Like if you perceive them as self-absorbed in the stage of play where you aren't even interacting with them, why would you not expect it to get worse the moment they start actually running their game?? this man's tripping

  • @TheDrLeviathan
    @TheDrLeviathan 2 місяці тому +9

    I really like the idea of low magic settings (tho I haven't done it myself yet, so...) bc magic can be op as hell. It can be as simple as making a horrid rainstorm turn the land to mud or make mudslides, stopping an approaching army, or shooting the snake arrows from Conan, to how only so many people can use the force in Star wars. Mages might not have much use in combat, but they can be diviners, accepting gold to tell farmers how the harvest will be and how to prepare. It's more a shifty and roleplay heavy role, but I think it can work; maybe make them cheats and charlatans, able to do magic when it really counts, but most of the time, since magic is so rare, they sell a lot of snake oil, or rely on tricks like the wizard of Oz.

    • @aquartertwo
      @aquartertwo 2 місяці тому +3

      I like the approach in Dimension 20: A Crown of Candy (GoT with sentient food) in that it was low-magic in a sense that magic was *suppressed* instead of non-existent. There were consequences to not having subtlety in casting spells.

  • @NothingKingKN
    @NothingKingKN 2 місяці тому +186

    I mean, he is an AD&D player. Of course is funnier to argue than to play the game.

  • @ajayjackson7089
    @ajayjackson7089 2 місяці тому +59

    Jacob: "I have deadlines and am very busy."
    Also Jacob: "I was bored and scrolling Reddit."

    • @MonochromaticPrism
      @MonochromaticPrism 2 місяці тому +4

      tbf that is also me, so I can't really judge

    • @Shlock7
      @Shlock7 2 місяці тому +4

      So there's this thing called ADHD... (/j)

    • @silly_billy-e1i
      @silly_billy-e1i Місяць тому +1

      yknow that being busy doesn't mean u work 24/7 right

    • @stevendemayo3631
      @stevendemayo3631 Місяць тому

      Are you just learning about the concept of a break?

    • @ajayjackson7089
      @ajayjackson7089 Місяць тому

      @@stevendemayo3631 ALL GAS. NO BREAKS (brakes either)

  • @Slinky0205
    @Slinky0205 2 місяці тому +41

    3:34 fun fact, there are gods from different real world mythologies, including Thor, in the list of gods at the end of the (2014) Player's Handbook

    • @patrickdix772
      @patrickdix772 Місяць тому +3

      I mean, 3 / 3.5 had an official book that detailed deities from several irl pantheons (Greek, Norse, and Egyptian iirc).
      Even some of the DND official deities are pulled from irl pantheons, like Tyr in DND is pretty much pulled straight from the Norse pantheon.

    • @Jeromy1986
      @Jeromy1986 Місяць тому +1

      Even better, I have heard that Ragnarok is actually canon to D&D cosmology.

    • @m0nkEz
      @m0nkEz Місяць тому +2

      I mean, Tyr is one of the biggest gods in FR.

  • @johnwendel702
    @johnwendel702 4 дні тому +1

    Warrior who gets sent to other distant lands to fight and then comes back to get tattoos and celebrate their deeds... He just made a member of the US military didn't he

  • @tfordham13
    @tfordham13 Місяць тому +2

    Nah story 1 if you make a website about your gods you gotta have full spell list

  • @EchoDeus
    @EchoDeus 2 місяці тому +112

    I have a low-magic setting I want to run where it doesn't limit what the players can choose, but will absolutely affect reactions to public magic use and limit how many magic users and magic items they encounter. For a truly full low-magic setting you probably want to play a different tabletop game designed with that in mind.

    • @expikah
      @expikah 2 місяці тому +14

      Yeah, the magic level of a D&D setting should really define more about how the world reacts to PCs doing magical stuff and what they might encounter, not restricting the class they can play. Maybe also restricting race/species selection but I think most settings should be doing that (or going crazy and giving every race/species a place but that's a *lot* of work)

    • @jediping
      @jediping 2 місяці тому +7

      I played in a game setting where magic was variations of frowned upon to illegal, but there was still magic and some magic items and even a few dragons. Worked quite well, I felt.

    • @IndigoIndustrial
      @IndigoIndustrial 2 місяці тому +1

      You can experiment by doing a short campaign in a world where you get a lot of cantrips but need to complete a quest (eg. get to Level 5) to unlock leveled spells.

    • @n0etic_f0x
      @n0etic_f0x 2 місяці тому +1

      A channel called Desks and Dorks made a fantastic low magic video recently that uses and explains it in a manner that is not burdened by the recent years of what low magic should not be. A lot of it is in fact just bad DMs but this was very uncommon pre-lockdown where it is now almost expected.
      It has guides for both limiting the size and scope of magic while making it still very obviously a setting with magic. A lot of times it means making a setting with no tangible at all and I really hope that ends.

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 2 місяці тому +1

      The only thing worse than arbitrarily limiting player characters is not communicating what is arbitrarily limited, so players never know what they are allowed to use.

  • @crimsonweeb
    @crimsonweeb 2 місяці тому +319

    Mattoos instead of calling it Skin Script is cringe

    • @averagegamingplayer
      @averagegamingplayer 2 місяці тому +11

      It's a totally new original thing, that gives you powers to do spells from other worlds.

    • @kagelobo7444
      @kagelobo7444 2 місяці тому +33

      Oh good name. My first thought was “ink weaver “

    • @Lrbearclaw
      @Lrbearclaw 2 місяці тому +40

      ​@@kagelobo7444The Ink Weaver is the Wizard subclass. "Skin Script" is the spellcasting form.

    • @Subject_Keter
      @Subject_Keter 2 місяці тому +2

      That "SINK!" Book has a wizard class that all that.

    • @harrison2768
      @harrison2768 2 місяці тому

      Fell? From planescape?

  • @TheKarishi
    @TheKarishi 2 місяці тому +22

    I had a player who, when I introduced him to Pathfinder 2E, asked how he could make "A character like Rimuru from Slime Diaries." And I was like, "That guy's basically a god by the end of episode 2. The adventure goes levels 1-10. You can't." To his credit he accepted that.
    I try to give him cool "spooky fox spirit" moments when he uses his Kitsune ancestry feats for stuff like kitsune-bi attacks or wordless intimidate checks, and that's mostly mollified him.

    • @ctdaniels7049
      @ctdaniels7049 2 місяці тому +2

      Slime Diaries? I thought it had that really long name, "That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime"?

    • @cyte112
      @cyte112 Місяць тому

      @@ctdaniels7049 Different names in different countries, I'm sure.

    • @stevendemayo3631
      @stevendemayo3631 Місяць тому +1

      @@cyte112 Nah, Slime Diaries is the spinoff. OP just got mixed up.

  • @guyman3854
    @guyman3854 Місяць тому +6

    1:10 sorry bruv, don't wear none

  • @hunterkinsella5303
    @hunterkinsella5303 12 днів тому +3

    This is such a nothing burger. Most of these “horror stories” are just misunderstandings that get out of hand because of a lack of social awareness

  • @Godzillanid
    @Godzillanid 2 місяці тому +535

    Short hair jump scare

    • @envytee9659
      @envytee9659 2 місяці тому +6

      He's had it a while though

    • @Bigg3rdick3r69-v9d
      @Bigg3rdick3r69-v9d 2 місяці тому

      I thought I traveled 40 years in the future when I saw that short hair, I thought that was his on or some shit 💀

    • @aaronmckone8973
      @aaronmckone8973 2 місяці тому +5

      @@envytee9659it still surprises me though

    • @ienjoyoranges
      @ienjoyoranges 2 місяці тому +1

      @@envytee9659 oh.

    • @terry_the_terrible
      @terry_the_terrible 2 місяці тому +4

      Oh no. How is he gonna play Gigachad player now? :(

  • @BeastGuyver
    @BeastGuyver 2 місяці тому +19

    in all fairness in 2e magical tattoos were called Mattoos. yeah its goofy there was alot of goofy stuff in 2e

    • @panampace
      @panampace Місяць тому +9

      Yeah people are like “the name is cringe” and I’m like did you forget what game we’re playing??

    • @spongecakes1986
      @spongecakes1986 29 днів тому +1

      ​@@panampaceto be fair, he did say that he's never played 2e

    • @KaleidosXXI
      @KaleidosXXI 20 днів тому +1

      That wasn't their actual name, they were "magical tattoos" and "tattoos of X". But players did call them "mattoos" to differentiate between other kinds of tattoos.

  • @schmendrick6536
    @schmendrick6536 2 місяці тому +15

    You missed the perfect sponsor line opportunity.
    "Everyone probably would have had a better time in the Sunless Citadel if they just had some MeUndies, so they'd be comfortable where the sun don't shine."

  • @masterlucarion
    @masterlucarion Місяць тому +5

    12:09 pretty clear to me that despite the player not reading, this DM has a god complex

  • @Redacted_Ruler
    @Redacted_Ruler 2 місяці тому +5

    8:57 This is actually a good character idea, shame the context he made it in.

  • @asmallphd9648
    @asmallphd9648 2 місяці тому +491

    Magical tattoos are sick. DM in the wrong, should have just told him the table was not for him sooner. Also bad vibes from both of them.

    • @elicantu6015
      @elicantu6015 2 місяці тому +23

      mattoos lol

    • @Subject_Keter
      @Subject_Keter 2 місяці тому +45

      The tattoo guy clearly didnt want to play by the op rules.
      You can say Khrone from 40k sucks but not make up a sexy war god who noms up Khrone followers. 😂

    • @Aeivious
      @Aeivious 2 місяці тому +30

      The idea of just ignoring part of the game as a benefit isn't really all that interesting, its just a flat buff.
      Aa a reward or something the players could strive for, absolutely, but just walking in and saying you have it is incredibly lame.

    • @SpiceLettuce
      @SpiceLettuce 2 місяці тому +66

      magical tattoos are cool. the word “mattoos” is not

    • @TheMadMedek
      @TheMadMedek 2 місяці тому +37

      The player ignored the setting AND the rules. The DM shouldn’t have engaged further after that character submission though and left it at “We are not going to be a fit for you”

  • @karla_adder_real
    @karla_adder_real 2 місяці тому +59

    It's worth nothing that old D&D *was* a low magic game. Level 1 clerics, depending on the system, had either no spells at all or a single spell per day (though you might quality for a bonus spell if you have high wisdom). There's no cantrips, and Wizards need to scour the world to recover lost magic and have a high chance of failing to learn any individual spell they find - you can't just "learn fireball." So a low magic 2e world is much better suited to that version of D&D than a high magic world would be.

    • @grammarmaid
      @grammarmaid 2 місяці тому +3

      Is it worth nothing? Or worth noting? It's a small typo that makes a very big difference in the point you're trying to get across.

    • @lordmuhehe4605
      @lordmuhehe4605 2 місяці тому +3

      Low level ADnD was lowish magic maybe, but higher levels definitely weren't.

    • @CommanderLexaa
      @CommanderLexaa 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@grammarmaid you know what they meant, stop it

    • @grammarmaid
      @grammarmaid 2 місяці тому +2

      @@CommanderLexaa I genuinely do not. That's why I asked.

    • @dropdeadinsanity
      @dropdeadinsanity 2 місяці тому +5

      @@CommanderLexaa Their name is Grammarmaid OF COURSE they'd be like that lol

  • @amanofnoreputation2164
    @amanofnoreputation2164 2 місяці тому +159

    [That' cringe.]
    I don't know -- I like "mattos" as a _concept,_ but it makes very little sense in practice. Either your character spends the campaign not really having anything to do with the one activity that's supposed to define them, or your entire party basically have to be yakuza.

    • @t.estable3856
      @t.estable3856 2 місяці тому +46

      There's a few good ways to do it, Passive Buffs, A Tattoo that Grants you Cantrips, A method of storing your Familiar, Wizard who uses the Tattoos as Spellslots and magically inscribes them during their preperations.

    • @cheesusabidas77
      @cheesusabidas77 2 місяці тому +12

      magical tattoos in pathfinder are quite useful

    • @corneliusvonschmutt5576
      @corneliusvonschmutt5576 2 місяці тому +35

      He said magical tattoos are fine, whats cringe is calling them mattoos

    • @Subject_Keter
      @Subject_Keter 2 місяці тому +2

      I personally like the DC guy who has infernal monsters in his tattoos.

    • @t.estable3856
      @t.estable3856 2 місяці тому +6

      @@cheesusabidas77 Just made a Thaumaturge Kaiju Hunter with an Eyeslash Tattoo. Being able to see Blood in colour while using Darkvision is super cool.

  • @silver_tongue_studio
    @silver_tongue_studio Місяць тому +1

    bro, that guy typed like he only DM'd 2e.
    I like this video enough in that I feel like both people in this post were terrible. The DM wanted to get some echo-chamber-acknowledgement, and the player wanted to force-fit his concept into a world not compatible with it.
    What bothers me about the DM is that the way he describes the source for magic is that he can, at any time, go "Yea, your spell doesn't go off and you don't know why. Anyway, my turn again".
    The player just sounded lazy and wanted a quick prior character insert into the new game and wanted the spotlight for his introduction because of how unique he was.
    These videos are funny because making fun of people or situations is always a good time; it helps us laugh or cringe at a bad situation and then theorize as to why that situation is happening and/or what we can do to avoid it in our own games. Keep them coming, I say.

  • @RedditRedditson
    @RedditRedditson 3 дні тому +1

    The player himself is cringe because he is not willing to communicate and refuses to be a team player.
    But I refuse to agree that magic tattoos are cringe. A wizard whose spell book is just his skin? That’s fun!

  • @chidori0117
    @chidori0117 2 місяці тому +244

    Granted DM is mostly in the right ... still very much written like a true redditor. Regarding the low magic setting ... why dont you just play a different TTRPG without magic instead of taking D&D and removing half of it.

    • @PlusOneGamer
      @PlusOneGamer 2 місяці тому +43

      I've played in some campaigns with low magic settings and they were always set up in a way to make the magic feel more special when it did show up. One campaign I was in, there was almost no magic at all on this island we lived on, we were all fighting this massive war between the nations on the island. At the very end after we defeated the big bad we found out that magic was being suppressed/absorbed on the island by the big bad. He had used that power to keep the island secluded from the rest of the world, so when he was defeated we were suddenly unleashed into a high fantasy setting with a whole new world to explore in the next campaign. Many of us then went on the play casters after that if we didn't want to stick to our old characters. Point is, it can be done well in DnD.
      Also, spell casters in older editions tended to be way more mechanically complicated so this helped all of us learn the system before we jumped into spell casting in the next campaign. That's not really an issue in 5e anymore.

    • @aldar8240
      @aldar8240 2 місяці тому +53

      I should note that 2e supports the low magic stuff a lot more strongly than later editions. a high-level wizard can do incredible things with magic, yes, but early levels typically entail having like 3 spells a day and no other applicable skills, alongside comically bad health pools (full casters being a d6 is new, they used to be d4). you paid for your magic powers in *blood* in 2e

    • @chidori0117
      @chidori0117 2 місяці тому +7

      @@PlusOneGamer I mean sure it can be done and I understand if people have their preferences or simply dont like to run different system but if you already have a custom world and gods there isnt really much tying you to D&D and you might just look at a different system that does low or no magic better with additional systems to maybe supplement that.
      All I am saying is if you are already trying to bend a system into something it wasnt really made to do you can also take a look outside of the box to see if there is something that fits already out there.

    • @gc6185
      @gc6185 2 місяці тому +16

      @@chidori0117learning a new system is no small task, not to mention the fact that you are cutting your potential player base by a huge amount running anything but D&D. The number of players that will choose a “D&D” game - no matter how much it has been warped out of true with the “intended” setting - over any of the other systems that might do what that game is setting out to do ten thousand times better can’t be overstated.

    • @PlusOneGamer
      @PlusOneGamer 2 місяці тому

      @@chidori0117 I don't think it's necessary to go out and look for another system. Like you said, you can tune the system to the way you want to play it. As long as everyone is on the same page and is having fun that's all that's really important. You have to also remember, DnD is very accessible. Now a days new systems are a dime a dozen, but this guy is playing a system he is comfortable with that he has already learned and feels confident he can manage. 34 years ago when he started dming how many other ttrpgs were out there? I don't know myself, but I can't imagine they were easy to find.
      For my group back when I was in highschool, all we had were dnd books. That's all we could find, so we played 3.5. Every campaign we did was in 3.5 and if we wanted to do something we just tried to make it work within the rules. I think it comes down to the comfort of the system, the familiarity, and the accessibility.

  • @StarlightIsBeautiful
    @StarlightIsBeautiful 2 місяці тому +15

    13:05 someone please clip this noise Jacob made, and make it into a discord soundboard. Its on par with Gura "A"

  • @ALEX19960609
    @ALEX19960609 2 місяці тому +7

    Tbh there's like a 0.001% chance that this DM finds somebody for his campaign which lore is basically a book you have to read before trying to fit into it

  • @GeoffRamler
    @GeoffRamler 2 місяці тому +2

    I played a 5e homebrew where all of our characters were tied to the Greek pantheon in some way. My half-elf bard was a forgotten son of Dionysius. We were all estranged from the deity we chose, and not necessarily blood related to them, so none of our characters knew that the others had this shared history when they first met. Some of them were not even aware of their own connection at all. We ended up being recruited to the same adventuring party because all of us seemed to exhibit special gifts noticed by others, given our secret links to the Olympians. Over time, our characters would reveal more about their relationships and their powers, and discover the hidden threads that tied them all together. It was super fun, I recommend it to anyone looking to bring some earth-based mythology into their games

  • @task_failer8223
    @task_failer8223 Місяць тому +2

    Having made a high magic setting that my players love, I felt extremely validated by that ending rant, thank you

  • @onlirier2993
    @onlirier2993 2 місяці тому +14

    When I run low magic settings, it has no bearing on what the players can and can't do or what classes they can use, just on how the world reacts to the magic they have, and how rare or valuable the magic they possess is. In other words, in low magic settings, the main characters are just more special.

    • @walliam5506
      @walliam5506 2 місяці тому +8

      “It’s a low magic game, so you can’t play a caster”
      - Limiting
      - Boring
      - A cowards attempt to not have to deal with a good wizard player
      “It’s a low magic game, so you very well may be the only person alive who can cast fireball”
      - Leaves room for all classes
      - Gives players expectations to base their characters around and societal expectations that they can play with
      - Makes the Wizard player feel cool as sh%t

    • @pintspeasants3231
      @pintspeasants3231 2 місяці тому +3

      @@walliam5506 "it's a low magic game so there are no casters"
      - a challenge to make something interesting within the limitations
      - it's only boring if you lack the imagination to make something interesting aka YOU THE PLAYER are what's boring
      - is a bold, potentially-interesting creative choice in world-building
      "it's a low-magic world, but you players can be reborn tiefling paladin/sorceror super-special boys in it!"
      - eliminates freedom to make settings that aren't cotton candy TikTok spellcasting carnivals
      - gives players free reign to do whatever they want without regard for DM's hard work and interesting ideas in world-building
      - 42 out of 48 D&D 2024 subclasses are spellcasters, so no, the wizard player doesn't "feel cool as sh%t" because he has spells

    • @erens208
      @erens208 2 місяці тому +6

      @@pintspeasants3231 Its DnD
      Low magic is boring because of the whole system is made for magic. Quite literally what you point out in your second comment.

    • @walliam5506
      @walliam5506 2 місяці тому +3

      @@pintspeasants3231 I mean, different strokes for different folks I suppose. If you enjoy low magic games then more power to you, but I personally just don’t like being told I’m not allowed to use like 3/4ths of the game at the start (more if you start limiting lineages). I think saying that I’m the boring one for that is kinda unnecessary lmao.

    • @pintspeasants3231
      @pintspeasants3231 2 місяці тому +2

      @@erens208 It's not the D&D that it used to be. That's MY point. The system used to be able to be low, high, mid, or even non-fantasy. Now there is one mode, unless you want to erase 7/8's of the classes, and all of those classes cast pretty much exactly the same. Why did they make it like this? So that everyone is a special boy.

  • @ShurikenSean
    @ShurikenSean 2 місяці тому +52

    the irony that the player didnt want to create something that fit in in the DM's world.
    ive had so many character ideas for 5e I can easily flush out to fit into a specific setting.
    the irony for me is that it seems whenever I ask my DMs for information on the setting they are hesitant to give me information, like telling me world somehow ruin the surprised of the campaign. though I can also understand if its that it was too early to ask and they were still working out the details of the world and dont have anything concrete

    • @RutilusMonachus
      @RutilusMonachus 2 місяці тому +11

      From my experience that kind of thing does come from a place of not wanting to spoil the 'surprise' of discovering things in-game. The issue with this line of thought is that if the players don't know anything at all about the setting, it's hard for them to find their place in it. IMO the best thing to do is give a short rundown of all the different parts, only go into detail that the average person would know for the parts the players are interested in potentially linking to, and let the players organically discover the rest. There's no real reason to try and hide basic details about the setting from the players, it won't really spoil much in-game when everything comes to life.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 2 місяці тому +14

      Ooh, yeah.
      A DM doesn't want to share ANY info, and then tells you your character idea won't work without telling you why.
      Getting into a campaign should not be a session of Deal or No Deal, hoping to get the right briefcase, I mean character, by blind luck.

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 2 місяці тому +7

      I would absolutely allow a player to have a character that's from another world, and I would absolutely NOT allow them the ability to return TO that other world in the early levels. You wanna go back home? Earn the ability to cast Plane Shift then.
      A character that's stranded in another world is a really cool concept to me.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 2 місяці тому

      @@theuncalledfor There is a wide selection of anime with just that thing. They call it Isekai.

    • @romram7984
      @romram7984 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@theuncalledfor honestly it's kinda funny, I feel like the "from another world" part of the character could have been removed and it would still be the same character
      Flavor the mattoos as how they cast magic. Whether it be runes, or just have them be tattoos that fade/disappear as you run out of spell slots.
      Heck you could even keep the part of wanting to celebrate every victory by having said character send letters home to their village/family/clan detailing their adventures
      Yeah I get the campaign was a low magic/no magic campaign. But idk say they still have to use materials/say the spell vocally, and flavor the tattoos as miracles from their god, with each one being a feat the god/pc did on their journey.

  • @TheADHDM
    @TheADHDM 2 місяці тому +13

    2:20 can't watch at 3:00 AM but I did shotgun a bottle of mixed berry children's Nyquil, hopefully it provides the same effect

    • @prosamis
      @prosamis 2 місяці тому +1

      You're everywhere...

    • @TheADHDM
      @TheADHDM 2 місяці тому +1

      @@prosamis I got struck by lightning while uploading a vid and now my consciousness is scattered across TTRPG UA-cam

    • @NotJoeDad
      @NotJoeDad Місяць тому

      Sounds like a awesome night, care to let me know how it went?

    • @petergriffinatethegenevaco8777
      @petergriffinatethegenevaco8777 Місяць тому

      How'd that go?

  • @philippthaler5843
    @philippthaler5843 4 дні тому +1

    As unreasonable as the player is.
    The DM is just as horrible. You cannot expect anyone to read 300 pages of information about your world. Ever. Your game is not a standard game. Your game is a HIGHLY modified game that shares basically nothing with a standard DnD ruleset.
    I hate both of them and I wouldn't want to play with either.

  • @am-ranth8955
    @am-ranth8955 3 дні тому +1

    This reads like making up scenarios in your head where you beat the bad guy and everyone claps.

  • @kendaar9002
    @kendaar9002 2 місяці тому +12

    Setting up a wildemount campaign...
    Player: i want to make a cleric who uses int instead of wis.
    Me, DM: Ok thats great.
    Player: And their from a different dimension.
    Me: ok... in the dynasty that sorta makes you jesus, which is interesting, we can work it out...
    Player: And all their spells are instead technology granted to them by a council from their original universe.
    Me: Could it stay spells and be from a council of super wizards? There is a war going on in the setting, and if anyone finds out you have a hoard of super tech on the level of spellcasting they are going to hunt you down for it.
    Player: No, that ruins the character, i will make something else.
    Me: *pain*

  • @Archangel144
    @Archangel144 2 місяці тому +22

    Had a fun campaign where playing casters was fine and encouraged, but magic was illegal in the setting, and getting caught had consequences. All depends on what the group likes and how it's implemented.

    • @KingNedya
      @KingNedya 2 місяці тому +9

      I also played in a game like that, though unfortunately only very briefly because I was an immature 14-year-old who was more interested in playing a specific character than playing the DM's game, much like the person in this post coincidentally. Difference is I was 14 and they seem to be a fully grown adult.

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 2 місяці тому +3

      I would only even consider playing a game like that if the goal was to overthrow the government that declared magic illegal in the first place.

    • @stargateproductions
      @stargateproductions 2 місяці тому +2

      5e subtle spell sorcerer go burr

    • @Archangel144
      @Archangel144 2 місяці тому

      @@theuncalledfor Oh, yeah, they were the bad guys for sure. Many hijinks ensued, allying with the "evil" neighboring nation to topple the corrupt rulers. A classic.

  • @polo5760
    @polo5760 2 місяці тому +58

    Nomatic Baron Elric Savage is honestly a badass name lol

  • @Poison_Lullaby
    @Poison_Lullaby Місяць тому +1

    personally I love the stories and hearing your perspective. Its mature and you actually try to consider where the person might be coming from on both ends without knowing both stories, which is hard. Also you toss in a laugh or two and that is much needed right now. Bottom line if you're having fun I think we will all love it! :)

  • @RichHeart89
    @RichHeart89 2 місяці тому +1

    Started reading a reddit story at 3am.
    Ended up acting out a kissing scene.
    It’s 7am now.
    There are no deadlines anymore.

  • @matthewdykeman8149
    @matthewdykeman8149 2 місяці тому +57

    So as a DM I prefer low magic settings personally. I also don't run them in DnD where a low magic setting invalidates half the system, and I need to try to duct type an excuse as to how the Wizard works now. Pick a system that works with the story your trying to tell, don't try to hotfix a system that dosen't run on your rules to run on them.

    • @stargateproductions
      @stargateproductions 2 місяці тому +5

      I don't want to learn a whole new system to run a game.

    • @manjoumethunder6282
      @manjoumethunder6282 2 місяці тому +15

      @@stargateproductions Most of the other systems arent even that hard to learn. It is dnd that is a real hell of rulings to run.

    • @stargateproductions
      @stargateproductions 2 місяці тому

      @manjoumethunder6282 i learn by playing, and I'm lazy. This would work for other people but not me lol

    • @abithefallenhuman921
      @abithefallenhuman921 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@stargateproductionsthen watch people playing it? Most systems will have people who upload videos of their games and walk you through the rules

    • @manjoumethunder6282
      @manjoumethunder6282 2 місяці тому +10

      @@stargateproductions That does make sense.
      Though I still do reccomend to broaden ones horizon on ttrpg. Like, if dnd was burgers, then ye, burgers are great, tasty, all that, but you gotta taste something else at some point. There is a whole culinary world out there.

  • @StuffSayoSays
    @StuffSayoSays 2 місяці тому +50

    300 pages of lore is WAY TOO MUCH!
    I've been running the same homebrew world for my D&D games for almost 10 years.
    I don't give a detailed lore and what not about my world to my players when we get together for session 0. I give them a brief run down of the adventure, a paragraph at most.
    Then they make characters.
    After that, I give them the world map, with countries and cities, and places of interest. Depending on the backstory my players wrote for their PC we work TOGETHER on where their PC would have been originally from. I'll ask them for 2-3 NPCs that their PC knows, and I'll give them 2 NPCs of my own and a short backstory to work with my players and expand their PCs backstory.
    If they want their NPC to be this person of power, BAM the NPC mayor for this town I created is now replaced with the player's NPC.
    Then we talk about the important places and the history and culture of the place where they would like their PC to hail from, making sure they are fine with how this nation of their birth would act in this world.
    Again, depending on the PC's backstory, I'll give them more info about lore and history of the world. But everyone gets the basic lore. Some nations have their own history to tell, twisting the actual lore of the world. So each PC would have a different world view. It's up to them to learn more about the world as they adventure.
    I don't share my 300 pages of lore. I give little bits of it to my players if they are interested or wants inspiration. The rests unfolds in game, through their adventures.
    Shoving a 300 page lore in the face of your players is a sure fire way to push them away, or ignore your rich lore cause no one is reading 300 pages of anything, and make their own character idea.
    Ease them in, make sure they are part of this world and can contribute to the world. Nothing is set in stone.
    This DM feels like he just want his story his way, and to me. That's boring. He should write a book instead.

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 2 місяці тому +14

      If I tried to join a table and was sent 300 pages of lore I would nope out immediately. It's fine to have a lot of background material in stash but sending it to players in one piece like a one novel is just going to intimidate them

    • @katiemorison7969
      @katiemorison7969 2 місяці тому +7

      Tbf if I was sent 300 pages I would lose my mind in a good way
      It's preference, chat.

    • @Insertia_Nameia
      @Insertia_Nameia 2 місяці тому +11

      Tbf, he never said he expected or all to be read, just that it was avaliable to read. He could've picked a race, nation, and class, and read the lore on those while reading the blurb that OP said was at the start of it all. He mentioned the blurb like twice making me think he would've been fine with just that.

    • @Subject_Keter
      @Subject_Keter 2 місяці тому +1

      Like even if the guy had read all of it... he just flatly rejected it all with a character for a different table 😂
      But the guy was like "read the intro and whatever you think is interesting."

    • @pintspeasants3231
      @pintspeasants3231 2 місяці тому +3

      @StuffSayoSays bro your comment is almost 300 pages... you ever read an old campaign setting book from basically any edition before this one? Or read any long running fantasy series? If you get only medium depth into world-building, 300 pages is nothing.

  • @MonkeyworkPlays
    @MonkeyworkPlays 2 місяці тому +6

    My experience with ppl who say they want to play a low magic game is that they are playing 5e when they really want to be playing something like B/X. They can't convince the players to play that game so instead try to "low magic" and restrict 5e. This runs into a culture clash between those who cut their teeth on 5e and its more superhero-type characters and those who love old-school gaming where your equipment and your problem-solving skills as a player are more important to the likelihood that the character lives or not.
    Can 5e work in a low magic setting - yes it's D&D and it's like clay you can push and form it however you like - however the expectations of the player base are going to push back.

  • @lazarus3100
    @lazarus3100 Місяць тому +1

    1. The idea of a character who's tasked with plundering different worlds and planes could actually be kind of cool. Like maybe he starts to grow attached to the world he's supposed to be plundering and gets in trouble with his own people for perceived insubordination and defection. Or maybe he gets exiled or for some reason gets stuck in this new world and now has to survive and cope with the prospect of potentially never going home. There's a cool story to be had here...I don't think it's appropriate for joining someone else's table with. Especially not people you've never played with. If you've already played with these people and are familiar with their setting, then you could potentially have a really good time with the concept.
    2. "As much as it might have been fun to stoop to his level, I stayed high road." My dude: you have stalked his facebook, conducted ad hominem attacks about his personal life and posts that have nothing to with your game or DnD in general, and are now flogging and berating him on Reddit. You have not taken the high road in the slightest.

  • @arackofhats5235
    @arackofhats5235 2 місяці тому

    glad you're enjoying making your content and that's what matters, but I wouldn't miss you getting back to the older skit content

  • @GabeDelaSoul
    @GabeDelaSoul 2 місяці тому +11

    Currently setting up everything for my next year's Eberron game, and you're 100% right on High Fantasy getting ignored for constant Low Fantasy games.
    Eberron's high fantasy is because most world level magic plateaus at about Lv3 spells, but they're accessible to most rich countries. The downside? Higher level magic takes more people to cast. Even in that setting, a level 1 player is leagues above, just because they don't have to ritual cast everything they do like Magewrights for 3 hours.
    DMs explaining how strong a lv1 player normally starts as is a good way to have great integrated players/stories, without em resorting to the "I was a badass Lv17 super laser lord, but a mattoo artist lich sapped me back to lv1."

  • @jesternario
    @jesternario 2 місяці тому +6

    Lower magic settings can be fun if done well. Most people don't do it well, however. If you can run it well it's fine, but I agree that most people just don't want to deal with magic bullshit that derails their campaign and "screw you for doing the very thing your character was made for." It's just weird.
    I'm currently running a spell-point based game with lessened magic, which is to mean that spell points come back slower, but all spells are available, and there are ways to mitigate using spell points, such as burning extra material components. Players have to be more careful with what magic spells they cast, but are otherwise unlimited in what they cast, and I enjoy creative uses of the spell. And we all enjoy when a player goes "this is a hail mary, I cast fireball!"

  • @trevinfrazier520
    @trevinfrazier520 2 місяці тому +9

    Not really a cringe story, but something that sort of ruined the artificer class for me personally, My long time group and I played a campaign of ghosts of saltmarsh, but in all honestly, we... made a terrible mistake in not doing a session 0. Our party consisted of a Bard, a sorcerer, a wizard, my artificer, and a barbarian. the sorcerer was a divine soul sorcerer, I was playing alchemist artificer, and the wizard was going abjuration, so we had 4 support characters, and 1 tank. But what ruined it for me is that, my character was the artificer, so they were really good at doing intelligence stuff and crafting, when the wizard wanted to do some enchanting, but because I had the stroke of inspiration ability... I ended up outshining and outperforming the wizard in almost every possible way. this led to the wizard having a really crappy time while I was just doing everything they wanted to be able to do.
    I have aspergur's syndrome, so did not realize this was the case until very late in the game. after our campaign there ended, I just had a bad taste in my mouth ever since, even nowadays having a personal paranoia of the same thing happening again, where my tendancy to try and become as optimal as possible ends up making another player feel obsolete. I still play with them, They are a fantastic group and I love our adventures together, but ever since saltmarsh, I've been stuck in this sort of limbo of "Am I overshadowing another player? am I doing things too well? Are the others having fun through my actions?" It's not a fun mentality to have, but I've started to sort of break the mold with our more recent curse of strahd campaign.

    • @xerithonk5316
      @xerithonk5316 2 місяці тому +4

      To be honest with you, this is as much everyone's fault as it was yours. Not having a session 0 will mean that there are a few overlaps in niche/purpose and I mean... go figure the crafting class excels at that. Luckily I've only been in campaigns where people share what they're up to and we can build around each other instead of against each other, maybe in part because I always yap too much about how I'm building my characters. Don't beat yourself up too much, it happens, and maybe wasn't as big of a deal as you might think since you guys are still going strong.

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 2 місяці тому +5

      If I was the Wizard, I would have approached you to work together on crafting magic items.
      The Wizard can provide magic theory expertise and access to higher level spells. The Artificer aids with implementing the higher level magic into items. A good DM would cooperate and allow us to work together.
      What is the point of saying this? The point is that it's on them for failing to grasp the opportunity presented to them.

    • @trevinfrazier520
      @trevinfrazier520 2 місяці тому

      Oh, we did work together, it's just... Well, as the wizard's player put it, It really ended up feeling like I was doing all the work, and his character was given a "Draw in the lines page" This was only a personal issue, as Saltmarsh... had a multitude of problems with the campaign we ran. Seriously, a major plot point we had was that the wizard's father was kidnapped by the sea princes, which was mentioned in the module... and never got brought up again, Even MORE rediculous is that we found out half a year into the campaign, that the sea prince's domain was landlocked. overall, it was a multitude of problems in that campain that ruined it for most of us, but We have learned our lesson, and have done session 0s since. but even then, it's still a paranoia of mine of having that happen again, so i've been trying to be careful."
      Our dm did what little he could, but honestly, with how much the module book clashed with the story we were trying to make with it, I don't blame him for being mentally exhausted by the end. We all were. But, that's behind us now, and we've started having fun in curse of strahd... Granted, none of us are using official material, instead opting for 3rd party content to make it more enjoyable.

    • @KaiHouston-m6j
      @KaiHouston-m6j 2 місяці тому

      Yeah session zero helps a lot with that.

  • @guts60
    @guts60 Місяць тому +3

    For all who wish to make an edgelord or over the top character with serious intentions, I am here to let you know that making goofy and silly and totally unserious characters is waaaaay more fun. And if you do make a cringe and edgy character, try your best to make it as funny as possible without ruining the vision.
    “Dark Shadowblaster puts up his hood and decides to lean against the wall away from the group… but he trips and falls with his ass in the air, revealing he has a tramp stamp mattoo. He quickly stands up and leans against the wall properly and hopes nobody saw, trying to act cool and mysterious again… but everyone saw.”
    In other words, you play the character unseriously but the character thinks they are totally serious and mysterious and cool.

    • @coval5694
      @coval5694 Місяць тому +2

      I 100% agree with this. I like having a gag associated with my characters, and even the "Serious" ones are still played unseriously. My current character is a Goliath Fighter with the Dead background from WorldBuilderBlog who only communicates in groans, moans and grunts (Think Zombie Brand from League Of Legends). 2 of his party members are Paladins.
      A few years back I ran a wizard who sustained a brain injury during battle and became a hermit. If he rolled a Natural 1/20, a wild magic surge would occur resulting in a giant fire elemental being released from its magic shackles. Or the time I accidentally turned my party member invisible

    • @panampace
      @panampace Місяць тому +1

      Taking DnD too seriously in general just ruins it

  • @floof_hair3857
    @floof_hair3857 Місяць тому +51

    New player won’t read my 300 page amateur novel 😡😡😡

    • @Silas_MN
      @Silas_MN Місяць тому +3

      that's entirely worldbuilding and has no story or characters, because that's their job!

  • @Willlovespeanutbutter
    @Willlovespeanutbutter 2 місяці тому +7

    I view these videos like how many indie horror mascot games release ARGS or how games give you dlc. Its extra content to tide me over till the next big thing. And good background video not requiring my eyes always for work or cooking. Keep it up, hunk!

  • @ashleywilliams4896
    @ashleywilliams4896 2 місяці тому +65

    I'm far from tired of these kinds of videos but i also greatly enjoy this channel for its variety and the fact you try new things as well

    • @Turbulance16
      @Turbulance16 2 місяці тому

      Just don't watch the episode.

    • @loggling5135
      @loggling5135 2 місяці тому +5

      @@Turbulance16 He literally said he WASN'T tired of the video type???

    • @thespreer2142
      @thespreer2142 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Turbulance16
      when i’m in a ‘being awful at reading comprehension’ contest and my opponent is a youtube commenter:

  • @TrickyThe0ne
    @TrickyThe0ne 2 місяці тому +5

    I recently was running Sunless Citadel with my friends but was proactive knowing the dangers, and MeUndies hooked me and my party up. Everyone was able to quickly change their underpants after an unexpected situation transpired.

  • @franklinturtleton6525
    @franklinturtleton6525 Місяць тому +1

    Gorthag the Gunslinger, worshiper of Jesus Christ would be an awesome Sorlock concept. Since Sorlock can get 6-Eldritch blasts at lvl 11 and Jesus Christ can just be your patron.

  • @Lorraine202
    @Lorraine202 Місяць тому

    16:00 I found that you can do this, but under two very important circumstances. One, the character has to be intrinsically motivated to follow an adventuring party no matter what shenanigans they get into which usually involves being chaotic or just worryingly carefree. And two, you CANNOT do this in a world like this one where the DM has a very clear cut idea of what the world should be like, and that idea varies quite a lot from a standard DnD world.

  • @mikkosimonen
    @mikkosimonen 2 місяці тому +11

    Level 1 fighter, level 3 cleric? So this is a human dual-class character who either did three levels of cleric before switching to fighter or one level of fighter before switching to cleric, it's not clear from how it's presented here. Either way they're going to have it rough. For those not in the know, once you dual-class there's no going back. In the case of a 1st-level fighter (former 3rd-level cleric), what we have here is a 1st-level fighter with some extra hit points who can't use their clerical abilities before reaching level 3 as a fighter (which doesn't take as long as you'd think because you use a separate experience table for each class). In the case of a 3rd-level cleric (former 1st-level fighter) we have a 3rd-level cleric with even less extra hit points but the full ability to use all their fightery powers of… nothing that a 3rd-level cleric doesn't also have. Maybe weapon specialization?

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 2 місяці тому +2

      Fighter 1 into cleric 3 is flat out illegal combination, you must have at least 2 levels in a class before dual-classing. Usually you say the class you duelled from first but in this case the combination is illegal which an experienced 2e DM should have recognised
      Cleric 3 into fighter 1 is a nonsensical choice. You do not gain but lose HP from having 3 cleric levels instead of just having 4 levels of fighter because clerics roll d8 for HP instead of d10 for fighters. Not only that, you gain cleric's weapon restrictions (no slashing or piercing weapons). All that in exchange for... 2 1st level spells and 1 2nd level spell. And you don't even get those before activating the cleric class at fighter 4. That character is basically dead weight until at least 3 levels have been obtained and after that it's barely better than a regular fighter, but at least it's a legal combination

    • @KaiHouston-m6j
      @KaiHouston-m6j 2 місяці тому +1

      Yeah you normally want to be Non-human to multi-class, and the Multis are severely limited. That is what Presteige classes were meant to mitigate.

    • @mikkosimonen
      @mikkosimonen 2 місяці тому +2

      @@exantiuse497 I did wonder if there was some restriction on dual-classing at 1st level but was too lazy to check. And by extra hit points I mean in comparison to a 1st-level fighter, which is what the character is in all other respects.
      So yeah I don't buy for a second that this guy has ever played AD&D, especially after asking if he gets an ability score increase.

    • @RazielSoulshadow
      @RazielSoulshadow Місяць тому +1

      @@mikkosimonen Agreed; Fighter1/Anything3 is basically a 3.5 staple, taking fighter for extra hp and an extra starting feat to add to the other class. I'm guessing he basically went "it's D&D, how different could it be?!?"

  • @rdmages
    @rdmages 2 місяці тому +6

    When I started playing with my most recent group, we had a few different campaigns running and would swap between them during each week, cycling through each setting and back to another, to give our DMs a break to play PCs. During one of these settings, I was told during character creation that my warlock I had created would be entering a brief period where the city we were in would have little to no access to magic, as it was outlawed in the city we were in. This didn't feel like a problem at first- the intrigue of hiding magic was fun, and casting while concealing myself was neat. Unfortunately, we were soon placed under 24/7 surveillance via personal security cameras (flavored for the setting) and I spent roughly 6 months absolutely unable to play my character. I was devastated. Everything interesting about the concept of 'a mage hiding their identity' had been stripped away, leaving me almost completely unable to play my character I had created.

    • @juliaw9835
      @juliaw9835 2 місяці тому

      Big oof, I relate a lot. I once rolled up to a game with two ideas, a wizard and a cleric. The DM encouraged me to play wizard, because "we'd need a mage on deck", then revealed in session 5 that arcane magic is illegal. Everything I did was an issue somehow from that point on: even buying spell components was hard and wasted loads of time and energy, so I took a bone from a fallen foe to carve into a wand. Flavour! Once I was done, the DM said that because it was a demon's bone, the wand was cursed. It wasn't even magical! There were no benefits! But it needed a drawback, because I was no longer wasting huge chunks of playtime going from shop to shop asking for individual components and wasting everyone's time 🙃

  • @SoraPierce
    @SoraPierce 2 місяці тому +13

    Ive had one of those character creation dudes before. I had a dude show up for a homebrew game using only books I own. Even stated the ones. Dude was expecting Tal'Dorei content was on the table (its not) and whined like a baby about how "if I can't cast two spells a turn I'm gonna be useless as a caster." (Spelldriver feat from Tal'Dorei let's you cast a spell as an action and bonus action.)

    • @expikah
      @expikah 2 місяці тому +5

      After taking a look at the feat, it does at least restrict when you can take it to Level 11 and also limits you to third level or lower spells for the second spell, but I'm still not a fan of that lol

    • @SoraPierce
      @SoraPierce 2 місяці тому +4

      @expikah yeah, you combo it with Moon Domain Cleric (Tal'Dorei) that can concentrate on two spells from their expanded spell list you can cast Greater Invis and Hypnotic Pattern to just end an encounter.
      But Tal'Dorei stuff aside, the main thing was he was too lazy to read the post and the fact he whined that he needed two spells to be useful as a caster tells me I didn't want that player in my game.

    • @expikah
      @expikah 2 місяці тому +2

      @@SoraPierce Oh yeah no entirely fair, I was just expanding on the feat cause I was curious about it.

    • @SoraPierce
      @SoraPierce 2 місяці тому +1

      @@expikah yeah it's an interesting feat. Can do some cool stuff with it.

    • @sillyking1991
      @sillyking1991 2 місяці тому +2

      was he tryna play a sorcerer? because from what i can find all spell driver does is lighten up the the limitation on your ability to use your action to cast a leveled spell after using your bonus action to cast a spell. it doesn't actually grant you the ability to cast spells as a bonus action.

  • @GhostCryProductions
    @GhostCryProductions 12 днів тому

    I had the same thing happen to me but the DM and other players refused to tell me anything useful to understanding the campaign and would get upset when I ‘derailed’ the game with what limited information I could get. I got kicked out by the DM for ‘not following the lore.’ Imagine getting kicked out of a game for not knowing things or playing the game in a ‘problematic’ way when everyone deliberately refused to share anything that could’ve helped. I even reached out the DM looking for clarity and reaching something amicable to everyone; they refused.

  • @pinstripe5487
    @pinstripe5487 11 днів тому

    So right here 2:26 right after he said “You should also watch this at 3am”, the YT app crashed on my phone and I took it as a sign that I was watching this video at the wrong time.

  • @ShurikenSean
    @ShurikenSean 2 місяці тому +54

    personally I don't enjoy ttrpg horror stories that much. I much rather hear about cool and funny things that happen in D&D with people having fun than cringe and irl drama
    but thats just me and understand some people enjoy it.

    • @BroKenYaKnow
      @BroKenYaKnow 2 місяці тому +12

      I like the goofy player plans that work and the feel good stories of campaigns wrapping up, also not too big a fan of AITA: dnd version. Not much can really be said about them other than "you're both wrong" or "seems like op might be leaving out details, But..."

    • @jacobellis2313
      @jacobellis2313 2 місяці тому +2

      Agree however if there is a really good horror story I wouldnt mind hearing it once in a while. Most of them though, like this one, are not really "good" so could do without.

    • @ShurikenSean
      @ShurikenSean 2 місяці тому

      @@jacobellis2313 yea, there can be occasional horror stories that are fun.
      This channel is great with variety with a bunch of different storu types can content.

    • @Subject_Keter
      @Subject_Keter 2 місяці тому +1

      Them reddit horror stories got that "ai 5g" touch where they usually go too far and just ruin what was fun.
      I rather hear personal stories of fuckups

    • @koshetz
      @koshetz 2 місяці тому

      As a DM i actually like DnD horror stories simply because it makes me learn things but most importantly the importance of proper communication.

  • @brad1426
    @brad1426 2 місяці тому +8

    "I don't know anything about your world"
    "What do you mean, I sent you the novel right?"

  • @SlothinAintEasy
    @SlothinAintEasy 2 місяці тому +7

    It’s so much better playing a character that’s thematically interesting than it is for some kind of power fantasy.

    • @RazielSoulshadow
      @RazielSoulshadow Місяць тому

      It can be both sometimes. I admit to having done an exact thing that Jacob mentioned where I basically tried to bring back an old character of mine into a new system; The basic framework of my idea was always "character with max possible move speed, combined with some sort of pounce attack and/or wild-shape or were-form thing". I did end up working with my dm to try to homebrew some way to get more movespeed, due to... I think it was 5E? Not having half as many ways to boost it.
      Granted, this was with someone I knew a bit more personally, and I was trying to still fit the game and setting. But yeah, I just love playing that old hyper character with ridiculous movespeed, and the fact that the last version of them I made (barbarian1/druid8) ended up rather powerful was a nice bonus. That version never did manage the 80+ jump bonus though... alas.

  • @Warriormon87
    @Warriormon87 2 місяці тому

    8:08 my UA-cam played an ironic ad immediately after this so I heard... "Mattoo artist aka magical tattoos!-Hand crafted by artistans..." and I thought you were doing a skit about him being a magical tattoo artist. 😂