Dad Wakes Up From 10-Year Coma, Regrets It
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- Опубліковано 21 сер 2024
- This plot twist is better than anything on Netflix.
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Subscribe or I’ll steal your dog
*also discord video this monday :)*
AMOGUS
When the cat is sus
Hello beluga
MA DOOGEH
I already steal your Cat's Pet
Lesson learned, pranking someone that they've been in a coma for a decade can get them to be a better person.
Yes that is always the best solution
yes lets do that
Haha youtube should soon monetize comments
Good lesson, unmustched man
It’s the legend
I love how Beluga talks the same way in "real life" that he does in his Discord skits.
same lol
lol
Imagine instead of “would you like to join us for lunch?” She was like “did you steal my dog?”
Let's just appreciate how Beluga can literally do anything to make us happy.
Hi ok
Yes
Yo
Hi again
He has Do not disturb mode on, he can't hear you.
“Amelia is not with us anymore....”
Beluga: “she moved to France😏”
I love when I get the notification that I got a new subscriber, it literally makes my day, even my week ❤️❤️❤️
@@kouroshnaderyofficial unfortunately it probably doesn’t happen very often
@@jetstreamsam3442 yes it doesn’t, and it so hard for me not to see it go up, because I work so hard for my videos.
@@kouroshnaderyofficial
I already replied to you, but can you plz stop spamming. Nobody cares, I will sub to you, but only if it means that you will stop.
the spagetti is poisoned
7:09
"You may have saved my dog from getting killed"
This line really got me
🤣🤣
I love how beluga says there going to wipe his memories when the mom meets the dad
Lol
woman: "you didn't even wake up..."
Beluga: "we were gonna make sure you never did. "
TvT✨
I would've said the same thing
That guy was so passed out they could have done a mattress in the ocean prank on him
Yeah
Here before 1k likes because he is verified
@@ac3906
@@dagoose9596 you're probably that guy that flexes and spams your nitro after buying it
@@ac3906
5:35 “Imagine the homeless man just pulled up in a Lamborghini” killed me
I dont have a dog. I want a cat named Begula.
Woman: Amelia isn’t with us anymore
Cat man: SHE WENT TO FRANCE
Yeah
mÿ commúnitÿ tãb
His happy with baguette now:D
HOW DO YOU GET DA EMOJI
@@dagoose9596 bro..how to send dat emojeess?🥲
“No more drinking and driving!”
“ *I’M GETTING MY PILOTS LICENSE* “
🤣🤣 only drunk flying
myÿ cómmúnitÿ tább
@@err
Ayo… HECKER IS THAT YOU?
@@err ayoo wtf how
Im getting my drive license
Dude how can he come up with his jokes so quick 🤣
i love how they went through the trouble of making a fake newspaper for this set-up
"I'm getting my pilot's license" 😂😂 I love this guy's humour
I love when I get the notification that I got a new subscriber, it literally makes my day, even my week ❤️❤️❤️
Humor * ?
@@pwistolsss humor humour same thing
@@fficialcaramel812 must be from England? Sorry if I’m wrong, idk much history
@@pwistolsss im from australia and sorry if i sounded rude :)
"They look like a Discord Mod"
*Beluga is really a Discord cat* 😂😂
Dont read my name
@@dontreadmyaboutpage2824 probably rock roll
true
"Roses are red"
"Violets are blue"
"Outside I'm smiling"
"But inside I'm crying"
I wish people noticed my content
Beluga ur humor makes me laugh 😂 so hard, great job 👏 keep at it
Dad in the coma ends up he was actually getting milk ENDS UP he actually left for fun
Beluga: It‘s Dhar Man Monday.
Meanwhile: Sᴀᴛᴜʀᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ Sᴜɴᴅᴀʏ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴘᴀɪɴ
Fax
“Roses are red”
“Violets are blue”
“Outside I’m smiling”
“But inside I’m crying”
“ ι נυѕт ωιѕн ρєσρℓє ωσυℓ∂ gινє му ¢σηтєηт α ¢нαη¢є”uynk
Its a sniperwolf reference
I THOUGHT IT WAS MONDAY FOR A SEC
itz sunday for me
I love how beluga has such dark humor like “they knocked you out with chloroform and dragged you here against your will”
U mean the famous line: BEGULA
@@CocaKolaaaa maybe or maybe not?
@mr happy and @spacekittys996 hi
eh, a tad unsubtle though. about as blunt as the truncheon they used to keep him asleep
NAPTIME!
“Dhar Mann cinematic universe” is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard in my life
Bro Dr. James looking like a wish Arnold Schwartznegger.
Beluga: "Welcome back to a Dhar Mann Monday."
Meanwhile it's a Saturday
It a joke dummy
Haha lol
@@thatrandom11yearoldkid25 dummy isn't rude >.< Its kinda cute way to say ur dumb lmaoo
@Nxbu1a not really rude but fair enof
True
The wife:-Amelia isn't with us anymore
Beluga :- she moved to France 🇫🇷
He should have said Brazil.
@@slosandwich7287 why the heck are u saying that
@@slosandwich7287 i
gave it a chance, it was shit
7:02 Here in Brazil false accusation is illegal
woman:wheres daisy?
beluga:shes been turned into a rug
woman: "is there anything we can do for you?"
Beluga: "I'll take the dog" 🤣
Are you man or woman
@@yt.5902 I'm a toaster
@@literally_casper387 you mean gae
@@yt.5902 no i mean toaster
@yt. Is that an important question in life 😐
"Wheres daisy"
"She's been turned into a rug"
I litterally choked on my drink, thanks beluga
@ItsV yeah
Yes, i have recovered sufficiently to write this comment
I chocked on my icecream-
You officially now have a subscriber
Lolsie
That whole Dhar Mann video was the biggest slap in the face on me personally. Who throws in death jokes? Sofia Chicorelli Serna (That's who played Amelia) deserved better than that. And the Man and women who played the Husband and wife. And what's worse, the DOCTORS went in on this. All thanks to the PRODUCERS. I have never felt this angry from a Dhar Mann video in my life. But that did it. So thanks a lot Dhar Mann producers for putting my mental state in code red. SMDH😤🤦
This is supposed to teach a lesson but beluga made it funny 😂
Wife: Amelia isn't with us anymore
Beluga: She's in France
Would've been funnier if he said Mexico, since that's where Skittle was sent
probs having the time of her life
Noooooo it's snipercat /j
"what's up guys it's sssniper-cat"
caught me laughing so hard 😂😂😂😫
7:50 travis scot aploagyu be like
''Amelia isn't with us anymore''
''what does that mean?''
Beluga: ''she moved to France''
Lol
Haha
Lol
Haha!
I love when I get the notification that I got a new subscriber, it literally makes my day, even my week ❤️❤️❤️
Dcu expectation: detective comics expectations
Dcu reality : Dhar man cinematic universe
That dad: “iM sO sOrRy”
My dad: “U BETTER NOT’VE TOUCHED THAT THERMOSTAT
Therory: This whole channel is just a Beluga lucid dream.
mÿ commúnitÿ tàb
@@rengoku2786 ı dont care
I literally got scared and did the reality check because i genuinely thought this is a lucid dream
Underrated
beluga was a second channel for "explore lucid dreaming" too
“Amelia isn’t with us anymore”
“She went to France”
😂
Stolen comment lol
Dog
Woman:SEE I TOLD YOU IT WAS-
Also the woman:My-husband…
"HE WAS THE IMPOSTOR" got me
Beluga: we’re not just telling stories we’re making fun of them
🤣🤣🤣🤣i wish dhar mann sees this
Lmao
Subscribe
Dhar mann should hire him
@ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴋᴇᴠɪɴʙʙ listen dude…
Please just STOP
It worked for a little bit, and this is just for attention which isn’t worth it this way
Grow your own channel, post meaningful videos and you will gain hard earned subs! What you are doing rn is not only annoying and done before, it’s not what UA-cam is about
Take my advice, and try it out for a lil, see what happens. And if it completely flunks, you can go back to whatever this is
"Imagine the homeless man just pulled up in a Lamborghini"
-Beluga 2031
2031, PERFECT
I thought he said the horsemen i guess im dumb
mÿy cómmunity tāb
The guy actually did the right thing. Instead of driving home drunk he slept until the alcohol wore off
I love Beluga's reactions
Poor dad he should have never done drugs
yes
E
Yes œ
4th
he shouldve stayed in that coma
well you see...
See whatt? I have been waiting for 2 whole years
5:00 'your spaghetti is poisoned'
That Got me so bad i died because i wasn't able to breathe bc of laugh XXD
He isn't drinking and driving he's chugging and flying
"and it just got even better" "well it's about to get a whole lot worse. your spaghetti is poisoned" LMAOOO
🤣🤣🤣🤣THIS IS JUST 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm Dying
XD
@Repent amen
I CANT 😅😅
Beluga: He definitely has the look to be a discord moderator.
Pablo: Yes! He is.
@@f1shyspace no
@@f1shyspace nah
@@f1shyspace Nah he have more sub
You mean extremely attractive and fertile
@@f1shyspace Lets test that you got 1m subs or 17 subs?
Nah Lets test that do you just want people to watch your videos for attention
Nah lets test that do you make skits other then "Dream Sucks" not even a real statement
Nah Lets Test that do you have anything that's up to beluga's level didn't think so
"Its your boii sssnipercat" lmao
“Y-you weren’t supposed to see that. GET THE NEEDLE!”
-beluga 2021
I’d be so mad if my family pranked me that I was in a 10 year coma.
Me, its a good prank
@satisfying sierra 🫥
@@erick9348 no its not thats just scarring
Same
Well Dont get drunk then, its that simple 😐
"Amelia isn't with us anymore"
"What does that mean?"
"A Drunk Driver."
"NOOOOOO"
I F-ing died hearing this😂😂😂
Zombie
The Naaaaauuauauauauauuauauauoooooouauuuuauauuauauauauuuoooooooooouuoooouuuoouououuaouuuouuuoaouuaoouaouaoua
@@crystalmcgee1397 just translated your comment out of curiosity and it said "The lovely memories" ✨
*DARTH VADER INTENSIFIES*
@@total1228 true
I love how he always gets among us in the videos
Yeah, he mentions it when he talks normally.
"where's daisy"
"she's been turned into a rug"
PLS LMFAO
@Dave woah that's nice :'3
Hi army
@Dave hey its the the guy from fortnite
@Dave 5 subs woah!!!
@@kimluna5330 hii armyyyy
Beluga : "Hey it's me everyone Sniper cat!"
Why did that make me spit my water out and bust out laughing.
Idk?
I know
Cap
"Roses are red"
"Violets are blue"
"Outside I'm smiling"
"But inside I'm crying"
I wish people noticed my content
havent u herd jokes before thats not even funny
The second one:
_No one_ would _ever_ accept that they’re wrong, and everyone starts making things up just so they’re not found out to be wrong. People would do anything. Most people also don’t let the other person’s argument be told, because they know that it could prove you wrong. No matter how hard you try to be fair, everyone does it.
man: "No more drinking and driving, I promise."
Beluga:"time for u to get ur pilots license"
My sister a few hours ago: no i don't wanna watch beluga he's so boring. Her now: omg i love beluga's videos 💀
Lol
Lol’s
Dad was in 20 years.. Is it?
I mean her dad coma in 20 years
im literally addicted on his discord content sonce january lol
I like how they kept knocking on the window because they couldn’t get in the car and all of a sudden they drove him to the hospital in the same car that they didn’t have the keys to
Smart
We have a hulk 😁
omg i was thinking the same literal thing
Usually you have keys to both cars if you are married.
@@timhicks674 do you mean usually you both have keys to the car??
"amelia isnt with us anymore"
SHE MOVED TO FRANCE.
that got me
"Im getting pilot lessons.And fly around the world
With alcohol"
Bro u got me lmao 😂
“No more drinking and driving.”
Time to drink and fly baby
@DONT ok i wont
Well, I suppose there's less to run into up there
@DONT I wont get caught for this 2 times
@@sus5976 you really sus
YES YES HELL YES 69 LIKES
Amelia isn’t with us anymore
Beluga: she’s with friends 😂
I thought he said she's in france uff
@@sushithebudgie4990 me too
@@sushithebudgie4990 he did
Amelia isnt with us anymore
Beluga: shes with friends
me: no not true shes with husband
IM SMELIA
“What you say girl” the way his face looked and how close it is LOL who else binges beluga when they’re sick?
‘Amelia isn’t with us anymore…’
‘W-what is that supposed to mean..?’
**sad moment**
Beluga:
*he moved to France.*
I laughed so hard when he said “I’ve seen worse in medbay during among us”
💀💀💀
Lol
sus like number
Same 💀
@@haikikun-tara8421 69 ?
same
“What does that mean?”
“SHE MOVED TO FRANCE”
Imagine me choking on my ice cream😭✋
Edit:Tysm for 331 likes
"Roses are red"
"Violets are blue"
"Outside I'm smiling"
"But inside I'm crying"
I wish people noticed my content
@@slushvfx724 "roses are red"
"Violets are blue"
"Outside im smiling"
"But inside im crying"
I wish people like you would stop
@@lynxproplayer1715 😂😂
Vxltz1z roses are red , violets are blue , i feel bad for u , but inside im making fun of how cringe u are.
2:58
I luv how you edit these it’s SOO funny I was dying 🐸🤥🙊🫃🏽
“What’s up everybody, it’s your boy SSSniperCat”
"I promise, from this day forward, no more drinking and driving."
Beluga: Getting my pilot's license.
malayali>???????
Lmao
@@user-lw6ik7se2p what???
@@m4rshxLL Um I was not replying to your message so chill.
@@m4rshxLL eh ath engane manassilayi- 💀😂😂
"Hello I'm sniper cat " was literally the funniest thing i have heard today.
Lmao , i laughed so hard i fall from Mount averest!
I guess ur life is very depressing then,mate
@@randomdoggouwu8067 and imma copy it again..! :))
@@randomdoggouwu8067 nup
Sssnipercat
That was much more than perfect,please make more videos like this.
I feel bad for all the familys that is going through this.
Beluga telling random things in the background makes this 1000% funnier
if you like this reply,nothing happens
Why so many likes lmao
Ok
Copied 😂
U look like the boi that eat a coal and stand over a hour
You again?
" Is there anything we can do for you"
Beluga: " I will take the dog"
i love the part where he says "oh no you werent suposed to see that QUICK GET THE NEEDLE" LOL
Doctor: This is 2031
Beluga: oh! No I missed season 2 of fortnite
Beluga: "Welcome to Dhar Mann Monday."
Everyone: "Well, today is Saturday...."
Beluga: *"Reality can be whatever I want."*
Yeah lol
and last week it was tuesday i think
Well for Dharr Man Monday, he is uploading on Saturday and on Monday, he is uploading discord videos
Alocholic guy: From today no more drinking and driving
Catboy: *FLYING AROUND THE WORLD WITH ALOCOHOL*
LMAO-
nice pfp
“Roses are red”
“Violets are blue”
“Outside I’m smiling”
“But inside I’m crying”
“ ι נυѕт ωιѕн ρєσρℓє ωσυℓ∂ gινє му ¢σηтєηт α ¢нαη¢є”yhjk
*no more drinking and driving*
*only Driving and drinking*
And the homeless man didn’t steal the dog, the dog went over to the shops and was gonna buy some BOBUX TO GET DAT HEADLESS yessir
Moral of the story:
"Dont drive if u drunk beers"
"Dont judge book by its cover"
Beluga:
Turns it into a meme video*
LMAO-
I mean... it's Dhar Man.
“Roses are red”
“Violets are blue”
“Outside I’m smiling”
“But inside I’m crying”
“ ι נυѕт ωιѕн ρєσρℓє ωσυℓ∂ gινє му ¢σηтєηт α ¢нαη¢є”yyhk
No no, Moral of the story:
Always make Dhar Man monday on a saturday
"drunk beers" u mean "Drink Beer"
We’re not just telling stories, We’re
changing many lives to on discord.
mÿy commúnitÿ tãb
Yessir!
Amazing content beluga!!!! Love your content !!! 💗
8:47 LOOK ITS SANTA CLAUSE EVERYONE I THOUGHT CHRISTMAS WAS GONE!
The “did i just miss chapter 2 of fortnite” absolutely killed me
🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMAO
man that dad surely regretted waking up from that coma
“His notifications are off” that cracked me up
I really hope beluga fans will continue following him even if he doesn't make discord videos anymore, he's a youtuber who deserves all of our love :)
Yes sir
Shut up
Yes
Yes he deserves it but the discord videos are just better😭
@@bobobo1673 why
It’s like Friday’s with Pewdiepie where he never gets it on a Friday, and Dhar Mann Monday’s but never on a Monday
“Roses are red”
“Violets are blue”
“Outside I’m smiling”
“But inside I’m crying”
“ ι נυѕт ωιѕн ρєσρℓє ωσυℓ∂ gινє му ¢σηтєηт α ¢нαη¢є”uy*mk
Its a sniperwolf reference :/
@@slosandwich7287 Ok I wont
Cory's spooky scary Sunday on a Wednesday 👌
@@aa_batteries9806 yeah exactly
WE NEED MORE DHAR MAN MONDAYS
"you werent supposed to see that, quick get the needle
and that was the day i knew you could choke on water
“Amelia isn’t with us anymore.”
“What does that mean?”
“ “
“NOOOO”
"She moved to France"
@@arwenelenna3199 ded peeple taste gud
"I'm getting my pilot's lessons. Fly around the world with alcohol."
-Beluga 2021
"Roses are red"
"Violets are blue"
"Outside I'm smiling"
"But inside I'm crying"
I wish people noticed my content
@@slushvfx724 mind if I can also do that but different
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Inside I'm bored
Inside when I make a mistake I'm nervous
@@playtime3103 i can do better
Roses are red
Violets are blue
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
“She moved to France” literally killed me🤣🤣🤣
"I can't believe that there are people like this in the Dhar Mann Cinematic Universe" 🤣🤣🤣