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  • And now unicorns are ruined. Sorry.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 558

  • @arceuslordofcreation8824
    @arceuslordofcreation8824 8 років тому +3248

    "Dreams are gross"
    True words, no matter your Dreams, at some point, you'll have to blow a unicorn

  • @lolrus5555
    @lolrus5555 8 років тому +3696

    The moral of the story today is that having standards can save your life.

    • @lj6895
      @lj6895 8 років тому +46

      Yup ❤️😖

    • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
      @ComicWriter-ml3qt 6 років тому +30

      lolrus555 I think the true moral is that only pussies say their dreams are dead

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 5 років тому +58

      No the moral is kids to be a true friend means taking it in the hair!...😏

    • @adrianj2666
      @adrianj2666 5 років тому +8

      @@ZION73082 this

    • @sean_connors
      @sean_connors 4 роки тому +6

      Being Robot Chicken, I’m sure that moral was unintentional.

  • @The1pokemaster1
    @The1pokemaster1 6 років тому +2198

    The cops think maybe those jockeys were blowing the horses
    Yeah, maybe that too XD

    • @ackbarfan5556
      @ackbarfan5556 6 років тому +31

      Never thought I'd hear those words come out of Ernie Hudson's mouth.

    • @Emohawk707
      @Emohawk707 5 років тому +10

      Omar Ignacio Silvestrini Or maybe we shouldn’t let Hollywood weirdoes fuckin’ rape people?

    • @bone8352
      @bone8352 4 роки тому +9

      @@Necrocancerr anybody who has horses has seen it. We just pretend we don't see the huge shclong, turn around and decide to trim the horse's feet another time.

    • @JohnSmith-wx9wj
      @JohnSmith-wx9wj 3 роки тому +5

      @@bone8352 lol!
      Okay, time to, wait... no. Yeah, I'll come back later to do that.

    • @nowthatsjustducky
      @nowthatsjustducky 3 роки тому +2

      @@Necrocancerr Meh, if you ever did a road trip in an area where horses are a common sight, you already know. It's not like those stallions can control when they are showing or not.

  • @Bobsheaux
    @Bobsheaux 5 років тому +669

    "Play it like an oboe... Now do Flight of The Bumblebee!"
    I guarantee you, that line was ad-libbed and they HAD to keep it in the final cut. lol

    • @MichaelKilley
      @MichaelKilley 5 років тому +18

      The guy I know for his alpha and omega reviews watches adult swim?

    • @abrahemsamander3967
      @abrahemsamander3967 5 років тому +11

      Wow you watched this bobsheaux? And found it funny? You have good taste, I found it hilarious and hate myself for it but hey it is hilarious.

    • @a3s1r1986
      @a3s1r1986 4 роки тому +3

      It's the only line worth remembering in this sketch.

    • @TheDeldiz
      @TheDeldiz 4 роки тому +3

      Makes you wonder what Flo the Mule Mom might've been carrying besides the foal...

  • @ShamblesMD
    @ShamblesMD 5 років тому +924

    So basically a skit about how to get lead roles in Hollywood

  • @MrGeekFreek
    @MrGeekFreek 8 років тому +1014

    Friends get a load in the hair.
    Enemies get a load in the face.
    Either way the unicorn wins.

  • @vinaygautamhome
    @vinaygautamhome 8 років тому +1626

    thank god the unicorn is back....i love him

    • @christophergarcia9022
      @christophergarcia9022 8 років тому +86

      +Vinay Gautam And he really loves you too.

    • @vinaygautamhome
      @vinaygautamhome 8 років тому +21

      Pace Holder and has a beautiful voice too....you couldn't ask more

    • @mothergoose3585
      @mothergoose3585 8 років тому

      +Vinay Gautam i think da unicorn's voice is a parody of shawn connery's voice. oink.

    • @joshuabenslay2182
      @joshuabenslay2182 8 років тому +2

      OMG!!! He's Awesome!!!!!

    • @Dronkey64
      @Dronkey64 7 років тому

      Joshua Benslay but not in real life... ;)

  • @markfry4304
    @markfry4304 7 років тому +424

    At least the unicorn is honest when saying what he is asking is going to ruin the kid's life.

  • @kingzork1290
    @kingzork1290 8 років тому +3951

    I would've finished in your hair like a friend lol

    • @leohino9211
      @leohino9211 8 років тому +25

      I wonder what he meant by that

    • @patrickzalatoris3206
      @patrickzalatoris3206 8 років тому +159

      It means all that horse jizzed he ejaculated would have ended up in his hair.

    • @BacadoTheSkoggy
      @BacadoTheSkoggy 8 років тому +67

      All my friends finish in my hair

    • @darkhorse811
      @darkhorse811 8 років тому +16

      +Matthias “John” Tan #Friendzoned

    • @blizk24
      @blizk24 8 років тому +24

      +Matthias Tan “John” Perhaps you should stop trying to befriend hairstylists.

  • @lukethespook2784
    @lukethespook2784 6 років тому +193

    Fun fact: George Lowe, the voice of the unicorn, also voiced space ghost on space ghost coast to coast

    • @davidcortina9898
      @davidcortina9898 3 роки тому

      Wow

    • @oneshadowdragon
      @oneshadowdragon 2 роки тому

      used to stay up late watching space Ghost Coast to Coast his talk show was awesome. I'm sure the budget was very low cuz they always use stock footage with different voices.

  • @cartmann94
    @cartmann94 8 років тому +370

    "Later, he'll show you how to cross swords". XD

  • @ThePainTrain765
    @ThePainTrain765 8 років тому +729

    At first I thought the unicorn was asking for a legit hummer.

    • @SpoopySquid
      @SpoopySquid 8 років тому +11

      +ThePainTrain765 same XD

    • @vguyver2
      @vguyver2 8 років тому +50

      This is why you never should name any daughters Hummer.

    • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
      @ComicWriter-ml3qt 6 років тому +8

      V Guyver why do they call it hummer?

    • @misterkaos.357
      @misterkaos.357 6 років тому +11

      Oh it was _legit_ alright

    • @ZyroShadowPony
      @ZyroShadowPony 6 років тому +1

      ThePainTrain765 same

  • @CombatSportsNerd
    @CombatSportsNerd 8 років тому +790

    Some dreams just aren't worth it

    • @yangfox1755
      @yangfox1755 8 років тому +69

      dreams are gross xD

    • @nikinikolov6570
      @nikinikolov6570 6 років тому +16

      Yang Fox that is what a pussy would say!

    • @joyfulflame3336
      @joyfulflame3336 3 роки тому +1

      Dreams are good but you don't make stupid deal like having sex with boss to get promoted or like that....

  • @Symos
    @Symos 6 років тому +303

    This skit taught me something. Success blows

  • @sebastianmonk1584
    @sebastianmonk1584 7 років тому +212

    'I would have finished in your hair, like a friend!'

  • @vguyver2
    @vguyver2 8 років тому +138

    I will never stop loving the Unicorns voice. I honest to god wish I could imitate it.

    • @vguyver2
      @vguyver2 3 роки тому +3

      @@animalfriend7389 That's pretty spot on. I would also say McGruff the crime dog.

  • @arbiterskiss6692
    @arbiterskiss6692 6 років тому +84

    He became a jockey, his dream came true. He wants to be an award winning jockey? That's a different story.

  • @ReanimationLabs2000-et9ve
    @ReanimationLabs2000-et9ve Рік тому +12

    “You’re too tall to be a jockey!”
    Actually, despite the fact that most jockeys are short, there is no real height limit to becoming a jockey. It’s more important how light and fit you are.

  • @RamrodAI
    @RamrodAI 8 років тому +156

    "I could have sworn I put a sock on the door Tracey"

  • @Kevinduddo
    @Kevinduddo 8 років тому +182

    George Lowe has a great voice

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 8 років тому +16

      "A unicorn is just a horse that's just a little more horny than usual!" I'm dead DX

  • @bcancerninja
    @bcancerninja 2 роки тому +15

    George Lowe as the Unicorn was the best casting choice in this series by far, especially how creepy he makes the unicorn sound.

  • @larrylentini5688
    @larrylentini5688 6 років тому +61

    "I would have finished in your hair, like a friend" X'D X'D X'D

  • @antoineweldon9037
    @antoineweldon9037 8 років тому +64

    give him a hummer of a lifetime lol

    • @ShamblesMD
      @ShamblesMD 8 років тому +2

      Flight of the Bumblebee....holy shit.

    • @myriadtruth5167
      @myriadtruth5167 7 років тому +2

      They went down on the unicorn

  • @Edmar_Fecler
    @Edmar_Fecler 8 років тому +20

    oh man, the unicorn has not aged well over the years. the filth that fills his mind is finally beginning to physically show!

  • @simonlewis1560
    @simonlewis1560 4 роки тому +15

    That was more wholesome then expected

  • @davidmeir9348
    @davidmeir9348 5 років тому +20

    "I would have finished in your hair, like a friend"
    Don't anyone wish they had a friend like that?

  • @xXSilentAgent47Xx
    @xXSilentAgent47Xx 8 років тому +349

    Nice Peter Jackson's King Kong reference at the end.

  • @loszhor
    @loszhor 8 років тому +20

    Still love this show after all these years.

  • @isaiahloera7257
    @isaiahloera7257 7 років тому +49

    "Oh Bentley play it like an Oboe"

  • @SoCalloweenNEWS
    @SoCalloweenNEWS 7 років тому +41

    "Play flight of the bumble bee" 😂😂😂 I died laughing!!!!

  • @alteredinko
    @alteredinko 8 років тому +51

    "A unicorn is a horse that is more horny than usual." I'm dead 😂.

    • @MedievalGenie
      @MedievalGenie 5 років тому +3

      So are all those jockeys.

    • @scotth6814
      @scotth6814 3 роки тому

      And a stiffy attached to its head.

  • @NekoTamer15
    @NekoTamer15 7 років тому +315

    My Little Pony: Friendship is Death

  • @Pwnedgamer94
    @Pwnedgamer94 8 років тому +266

    Wait, at 1:30 how is he blowing him? If I remember robot chicken, then he should be sucking the unicorn's horn. Right?

    • @JeremiahDouglas
      @JeremiahDouglas 8 років тому +69

      +Pwnedgamer94 that's just to get his secret mayonaise out the kind u put on a sandwhich

    • @Pwnedgamer94
      @Pwnedgamer94 8 років тому +3

      +1biowolfman yeah, but then again half the cast died

    • @adamlapidus4420
      @adamlapidus4420 8 років тому +1

      +1biowolfman The girlfriend left the robot chicken, actually in the last season finale. What was that episode called again? (This is the one show I can't memorize episodes of)

    • @watchensee
      @watchensee 8 років тому +3

      No he was actually sucking on the Unicorn's penis instead. :P

    • @xXSilentAgent47Xx
      @xXSilentAgent47Xx 8 років тому

      +1biowolfman Nope. It's "Robot Chicken and Mad Scientist to the Rescue!".

  • @evanpeltier
    @evanpeltier 5 років тому +13

    "Hop aboard, I'm a wild RIDE!" 😂

  • @pyraz1973
    @pyraz1973 8 років тому +112

    "A unicorns just a horse that's more horny than usual" XD

  • @MrMinigun457
    @MrMinigun457 4 роки тому +6

    "Whee, that's what a pussy would say"
    😂🤣😂🤣😂 God I love that unicorn that is real motivation

  • @kimjongun2942
    @kimjongun2942 3 роки тому +6

    “That’s right, now do the flight of the bumblebee”😂😂

  • @annereilley4892
    @annereilley4892 5 років тому +8

    If you ever find a unicorn, it means it's time to stop doing drugs.

  • @battlion507
    @battlion507 8 років тому +58

    Naw. If Unicorns were ruined, so are vampires, ninjas, and the internet...

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 8 років тому +6

      +Tony Davis (Battlion50) The Internet's been ruined ever since the WWW's inception.

    • @blizk24
      @blizk24 8 років тому

      Teenage mutant ninja turtles are still beign adapted to 2016. Twilight. Some other kind of wweird shit on the deeper parts of the internet. And Robot chicken.

  • @Thanatos9029
    @Thanatos9029 6 років тому +11

    George Lowe's best role ever.

  • @silverwheelchairiot6525
    @silverwheelchairiot6525 5 років тому +13

    This is number 69 in the robot chicken playlist. The irony is crazy.

    • @BlackSoul4876
      @BlackSoul4876 3 роки тому

      That seems more likely to be coincidental, if it's anything.

  • @GR-rx7zq
    @GR-rx7zq 3 роки тому +3

    In case you didn't know what he meant by finishing in his hair it's a joke about suggestions during the AIDS outbreak. One suggestion to not contact or give AIDS was to finish in someone's hair. No joke, that was put on leaflets and given out to people.

  • @CJusticeHappen21
    @CJusticeHappen21 5 років тому +2

    I love how his dad just does not give a fuck about his feelings.

  • @mitchellbanks34
    @mitchellbanks34 2 роки тому +3

    That’s the one and only Ernie Hudson playing the boy’s father. He played 3 different characters in this episode he guest starred in.

  • @draconiclady0610
    @draconiclady0610 2 роки тому +2

    After the video ended, an ad for Walmart showing a woman trying to stuff a fully inflated Unicorn pool floaty into her vehicle played...I can't tell if that timing was the best or the worst.

  • @SunnyC.D.A221
    @SunnyC.D.A221 4 роки тому +5

    Somewhere... out there... someone drew the Unicorn-Jockey action

  • @joshuaolsoncook
    @joshuaolsoncook 7 років тому +36

    If this was Jojo...
    Last surviving Jockey: Johnny Joestar
    Unicorn: Diego Brando

  • @LarryDevaun
    @LarryDevaun Рік тому +1

    Moral of the story don't use sex to get a head in life, unless your boss has been tested for STD's first.

  • @kimjongun2942
    @kimjongun2942 3 роки тому +2

    I assure you I would have finished in your hair... like a friend”😂

  • @TKOthunder
    @TKOthunder 4 роки тому +2

    1:30 the hummer of a lifetime guys. The hummer of a lifetime...

  • @bone8352
    @bone8352 4 роки тому +11

    Anything involving horses on robot chicken is extra weird

  • @HowToGrind82
    @HowToGrind82 4 роки тому +6

    This is by far the most awkward video that I've ever watched that involve unicorns 😯

  • @VanwolfsterLycan
    @VanwolfsterLycan 8 років тому +3

    This unicorn is the best unicorn in all of existence!

  • @mlongpre100
    @mlongpre100 4 роки тому +3

    0:08 QWEEF !

  • @rkgaustin
    @rkgaustin 4 роки тому +3

    The hummer of a lifetime!

  • @christopher2684
    @christopher2684 5 років тому +2

    I think this is a metaphor for your dreams into hollywood

  • @Kagato100
    @Kagato100 8 років тому +4

    We need more RC unicorn sketches :D

  • @REALmikegordan
    @REALmikegordan 8 років тому +5

    Well, that's nothing. Veringular had a man blow a "wish-granting zebra" with the voice of Brecken Meyer.

  • @QuantumFerret
    @QuantumFerret 8 років тому +3

    "I would've finished in your hair... Like a friend." I have yet to meet a girl who thinks that's a friendly place to finish 😂

  • @sstaners1234
    @sstaners1234 Рік тому

    “I want to assure you that I would have finished in your hair….like a friend.”
    OMG that’s terrible. 😂🤣😂

  • @thegrimm07
    @thegrimm07 3 роки тому +1

    man,that is so twisted it's so hilarious

  • @jacquelynjarnagin4222
    @jacquelynjarnagin4222 7 років тому +32

    Is the unicorn voiced by space ghost?

  • @omarlucero8964
    @omarlucero8964 8 років тому +5

    the unicorn is a savage

  • @PsypherWolf
    @PsypherWolf 8 років тому +3

    Rainbow stickers, subtle.

  • @robinthrush9672
    @robinthrush9672 3 роки тому +1

    Well, I'm never going to look at Space Ghost the same way again.

  • @Salidin111
    @Salidin111 5 років тому +2

    Six weeks??! you know how much money you could make placing bets knowing he would win

  • @agr0nianTV
    @agr0nianTV 4 роки тому +1

    The unicorn sounds similar to the Star Wars: Clone Wars narrator, but turns out it's a different dude.

  • @MrMinigun457
    @MrMinigun457 4 роки тому +1

    1:00 lol that head shake

  • @YungReg88
    @YungReg88 4 роки тому +2

    Friendship is magic!

  • @Mike--Oxmall
    @Mike--Oxmall Рік тому

    0:46 Whats my incentive hmmummha gets me every time.

  • @dawidmayska4870
    @dawidmayska4870 7 років тому +11

    I'm sickened, but curious

  • @johnrodriguez5277
    @johnrodriguez5277 3 роки тому +2

    😂😂😂 I lost it at play it like an oboe!!!

  • @tariqt.2252
    @tariqt.2252 5 років тому +3

    I though that unicorn was trapped in a magic book

  • @watchensee
    @watchensee 8 років тому +2

    What is it with the Pervert Unicorn in Robot Chicken? Hahahaha!

  • @aurumvale9908
    @aurumvale9908 5 років тому +1

    friendship really is magic

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins 6 років тому +1

    best reoccuring character ever

  • @kimjongun2942
    @kimjongun2942 3 роки тому +1

    Son it doesn’t matter who rides him as long as it isn’t you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gmnotyet
    @gmnotyet 6 років тому +2

    Like a friend

  • @gambit8021
    @gambit8021 2 роки тому

    I'd finish in your hair like a friend! Lol lost it 😄😅😂😇

  • @6TomCruz6
    @6TomCruz6 3 роки тому +2

    I would of finished in your hair like a friend 🤣

  • @kimjongun2942
    @kimjongun2942 3 роки тому

    “Forget I said that, pretend I said hop aboard”😂

  • @danowolf
    @danowolf 5 років тому +1

    Ok, so.., I have watched Robot Chicken many times..., but this was funny as allll hell! lol. I also had a strong dose of WTF! to go with the rofl. Nothing better.

  • @tisaacs4487
    @tisaacs4487 8 років тому +2

    I knew that unicorn was still up to no good.

  • @ROMANEMPIRE69
    @ROMANEMPIRE69 4 роки тому

    The cops think maybe those jockeys were blowing horses. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @PikaPetey
    @PikaPetey 6 років тому +29

    Horhy

  • @wolfyboy11hitler61
    @wolfyboy11hitler61 5 років тому +1

    Give me the hummer of a lifetime

  • @FizzleFX
    @FizzleFX 2 роки тому

    1:25 ... use protection and ~ you got a deal ♥

  • @lukethespook2784
    @lukethespook2784 6 років тому +2

    I would like to be a unicorn jokey. I'd probably wear the suit in 1:38

  • @MinecraftBlackWolf
    @MinecraftBlackWolf 6 років тому +4

    Dammit, George Lowe.

  • @TheKrensada
    @TheKrensada 5 років тому +1

    This unicorn is the most messed up character in Robot chicken.

  • @LazyLee
    @LazyLee 8 років тому +2

    All my dreams have been contaminated.

  • @roberthintz4017
    @roberthintz4017 8 років тому +1

    1:20: George Lowe could've a voice over for Seinfeld's version of George Steinbrenner as hilarious as Larry David's.

  • @nathangamble125
    @nathangamble125 5 років тому +1

    It's like a clopper's best dream...

  • @michaelholle6061
    @michaelholle6061 5 років тому +3

    I guess you could say never let a gift horse in your mouth.

  • @Cosmic76Guardian
    @Cosmic76Guardian 6 років тому +1

    0:53 That's really actually true. Because I wanted to dream about Rosalina.

  • @oscar_anderson_beats_4399
    @oscar_anderson_beats_4399 4 роки тому +2

    PLAY IT LIKE AN OBOE

    • @xSKYKILLAx
      @xSKYKILLAx 4 роки тому +1

      THATS RIGHT, NOW DO FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEE

  • @mzimmerman2484
    @mzimmerman2484 10 місяців тому

    Unicorn Jockey should have told that Unicorn that they stud the winners.

  • @thomasfairfield9734
    @thomasfairfield9734 7 років тому +1

    The unicorn needs his own special!

  • @wandering_fruitloaf7396
    @wandering_fruitloaf7396 5 років тому +2

    Anyone else notice that this is the 69th Robot Chicken episode on the playlist?

  • @betterlatethannever4529
    @betterlatethannever4529 5 років тому +1

    I love this horse