So excited to drop some cute new Guzma content for y'all. If the hype is real, there'll definitely be more of him in the future...including an audio that's already recorded, and is equally as cute that'll be dropping sometime next week! Big shoutout to everyone who has been joining us for the livestreams and stuff lately. There'll be a big birthday bash stream announcement sometime soon!
damn yuuri really does keep us fed huh ❤️✨ Can't wait Yuuri! Looking forward to see what else you're working on !! And to see more of underground champ Guzma and Piers! And the next chapter of the BitterSweet story too!
Guzma: “... or they’d feel how sweaty my palms were...” Me: ...or how weak your knees were? Or how heavy your arms were? That they’d smell the vomit on your sweater already... possibly from mom spaghetti?
hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal I don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg, but I gotta warn ya if ya take one more diddly darn step right there and gonna have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh?
I'm not gonna lie, I missed my boy Guzma. But I also want to take note of how much I appreciate this sweet audio for first time kissers. I don't know why but I always feel something in my heart whenever audios like this gives people like me comfort. Thanks a lot Yuuri 💕
I swear there are at least two times in this audio where Yuuri had a blooper but he kept it in, and I honestly think it completes the audio. Nervous dork fumbling over himself. So cute ❤️✨
You have murdered me in the best of ways, you masterful audio wizard! So glad to see Guzma again and hear your incredible skill with his voice and mannerisms. Looking forward to the other audios you have in store for us.
15:53 .·.·Scenario Time.·.· 3 or 4 in the morning, Listener awoke from a dream and was now grabbing their phone to call Guzma, who got woken up by the ringing of his phone. Guzma: Hello...? Listener: I DREAMED OF FLYING TOASTS! Guzma: what...? Listener: IT WAS FLYING! --- Feel free to continue this shitty idea in the comments
Listener: LIKE I LOOKED OUT SIDE AND THAT SHI WAS FLYING Guzma: hah really? Listener: YEAH AND IT IT IT Guzma: on calm down a bit there Listener: AND U WHERE THERE TOO Guzma: I was? Listener: YEAHH AND AND AND AND Guzma:ok ok like I said before calm bow there ur like a little kid if u gave it too much candy Listener:PFTT- BUT YEA- (u low key drifted back of to sleep XDDD) Guzma: Hello? Do I still got u? Heh guess not night night boo and he hangs up to let u sleep 😋
This past year been tough for a lot of us this really helped me through my depression and anxiety thank you so much for doing this missed your Guzma ones keep up the great work
Him: "I don't wanna miss meeting your expectations." Me: Don't worry you could never disappoint me no matter what you're doing. Him: "I could never disappoint you?" Me: CUT THE CAMERAS.
15:20-15:32 Guzma: Does that mean the person u wanna impress and the one u wanna ask out are the same? Me: yup! Guzma: that makes it sound like-... Me: -_- Guzma:..... O_O *oh* X'''D
So excited to drop some cute new Guzma content for y'all. If the hype is real, there'll definitely be more of him in the future...including an audio that's already recorded, and is equally as cute that'll be dropping sometime next week! Big shoutout to everyone who has been joining us for the livestreams and stuff lately. There'll be a big birthday bash stream announcement sometime soon!
I can’t wait to see more of him!!! 💕💕
Y E S K I N G! GET INTO IT YUURI! also well there be more to the galar tales story? I wanna know what happens next and it's a big cliffhanger
I’m so excited!
Praise you!!! he's my bae ;)
damn yuuri really does keep us fed huh ❤️✨ Can't wait Yuuri! Looking forward to see what else you're working on !! And to see more of underground champ Guzma and Piers! And the next chapter of the BitterSweet story too!
"You should probably just kiss me to shut me up-"
He's TOO cute when he's flustered xD
Time slap?
oh nahh. you one of them Xd Uwu RawR BITCHES
@@afeefarahman962 😂 At least my UwU ass gets more dudes and chicks lmfao~ ♡
@@hanachan531 Yes Queen!
Here's your crown 👑
@@glenshin1002 I feel like I find this too funny. I imagine The World just slapping the shit out of me-
Hey Guzma!!! They say the tongue is the strongest part in the body.....wanna battle...
LMAAAOOO 🤣
OH DAMN
That line though!!!! I started to laugh cause it was that good!!
That was smooth asf
I feel like you got that from a comic dub....hmmmmmm kinda sus
THAT NEW GUZMA ART THO
@ASHLEY MAY MENDEZ iM SCREAMING W/O THE S 😫🤚
IT TO COOL
*nosebleeds* 😵
Free foods i here!!:🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍗🍔🍟🍕🌭🌮🌯🍿🍲🍘🍱🍜🍛🍝🍢🍣🍤🍥🍡🍦🍨🍧🍩🍪🎂🍰🍬🍭🍶🍵🍟🍗🌭🍖🌮🍖🍖🍕🌮🍕🍙🍛🍬🍪🍫🍙🍜🍪🍥🍚🍜🍱🍿🍤🍘🍛🍱🍿🍣🎂🍯🍰🍭🍨🍱🍜🍚🍜🍣🌯🍬🍛🍮
THE FACT THAT IM TELLING YOUR MOMA ABOUT THIS THO
“who is this mystery crush?”
oh I definitely don’t know, definitely not..........
Most definitely clueless................................................................
Maybe its
Karma ????????
Shoto todorki
Levi Ackerman
Eren jeager
Armin alert
Katsuki bakugou
Yeahh maybe its a anime character if you dont know
now what would yo mama say if she saw you say that
@@afeefarahman962 she would disown me
bruh mista???
Guzma: We are the only people in the world
* Hears my cats start fighting *
Me: "p e o p l e"
me: sees this comment
my friend: uhh
me: p o l i c e
Me hearing my mom in the kitchen trying to find a snack to nom on, after looking at this comment.
Also me: Y E S
🍡🍡🍡🍡🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸
Wh0 w0n?
“Are you sure you want to do this?”
I’VE NEVER BEEN SO CERTAIN OF ANYTHING IN MY LIFE SIR
You're telling me friends don't have random makeout sessions?
Me and my friends in a nutshell-
And they were roommates
@@carnelian-bathory1676 caught you in 4K Kaito😼📸
69 likes... .--.
No but I actually do this with one of my friends-
"You ain't tryna get a fender bender" XD Guzma really pulling out the euphemism
He do be 🤣
And it's *euphemism btw (not being rude, but I realized it was spelt wrong, I'm just trying to help 🙂)
My edit didn't edit
Edit: lol
XD that part had me, if I was told that in real life I wouldn’t have made it to the kissing cause I be dying
I've got a nose the size of a car so reasonable
Me who wanted one before but decided not to: Yesn’t
This script/Guzma genuinely had me laughing so much with his jokes and awkwardness like sjdjejjdkekw
There's that and that the script got him being more sentimental in his words. This man has truly matured 😭😭
The ‘OH’ when he figured it out was adorable and I started laughing so hard
Hi denki👋😅
D-denki? Should I tell kirishima about this-?
@@MilkyTea15 Why don’t we just not tell anyone in the Bakusquad ok?-
@@YN-fb5fj Hi Y/N!!👑👑
@@Thisisfine-ro9by how are you?
Him :your hands are so warm🥺
My hands: ✋🏾🥶🥶☃️🌨🌬💙
mR.KaEyA?-
Mood.
@@701kje HOLD UP
@@ally9665 YANFAI?!
@@pompurin7308 ?
“The way your eyes crinkle when you laugh-“
*giggles and my eyes ‘crinkle’*
*DAMMIT-*
AND THE NOSE BUMPS WERE SO CUUUTEE! AHHH MY HEART ❤!!! 😆😍😖
Guzma: “... or they’d feel how sweaty my palms were...”
Me: ...or how weak your knees were? Or how heavy your arms were? That they’d smell the vomit on your sweater already... possibly from mom spaghetti?
TEHEHEH
Or that he's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready
Or that he’s ready to drop bombs? But he keeps on forgetting…
Keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, crowd goes so loud
BEST COMMENT YOU CANT TELL ME OTHERWISE
I now wanna feel his hair, like it's so..... *F L O O F Y*
Garcello😏😌
@@Rouji-q8r garcello 😏😏😏
@Emma Petts-Jones Y E S
We need an audio of us touching or playing with his *FLOOF*
@@Ryo_Twichy OMG YESSIR!!!
"I never realized how hands your soft w-... uh. Heheh. *MM*"
ME LMFAO
7:32
PLEASE HE SWITCHED UP SO FAST 💀🤚🏾
He has a New Jersey accent and...IM LIVING FOR ITTTTTT
Kenma what are you doing here😓👀
I'm telling Kurro on you
the way I FLEW to get my headphones😭✋
Okay but same 😭😂
Same
Tamura..? Uhm...What the-
@@kokichioma-theultimatesupr1947 🙃
LMAO- Same 😭
My two fave things, a love trope and a nervous Guzma, what can be better than that
Smexy/jealous guzma-
Food and Guzma.
A dom guzma that slams you againt a wall and commits rough boy tsundere on you for entering his turf for the 20th time
Guzma: Im no spring chicken!
My ass: *pretty damn sure we live in the Pokemon universe*
Yo wtf is a chicken?...
Oh! you mean a torchic?
0
^
0
You doin some intense thinking there my guy.
Lmao yes XD
I mean... It's not like Hau has brought up chicken skin AKA goosebumps..... Not at all.....
Why did my mind to rapadash-
Torchic is my second favorite starter don't ask my first favor I'm basic
me: ya Guzma
*sees the Updated art*
aww shit he be look cool
Updated*
@《Samurai Dem0n》 I've been here
300
This man is the most precious thing on this planet, it’s so cute how he stutters and is all flustered from what he said
UA-cam: Guzma-
Me: *Presentation Micheal scream* YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!
distant relative of Charles entertainment cheese
I love the internet
*p r e s e n t a t i o n m i c h e a l*
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
YEEEAH
Guzma: “are you sure you wanna do this?”
Me: **sitting with a mouth full of coke** mhm
For a sec I thought you meant the drug, omg wtf is wrong with me xDDDDDD
@@jaybread8228 😂
me sitting with milk in my mouth:
WHEN ARE WE STARTING BOO?
*eating a salad* yeah I'm sure just give me a sec
*is eating salt and vinegar chips* let's goooo
IM HERE AND IM QUEER FOR 17 MINUTES OF GUZMA DJDJDHHFHRHD
HI BUUUUUGGGGG ❤❤❤❤❤ BESTIE ACROSS THE OCEAN
@@Studio_WabiSabi HAYYEE BESSIPTIIEE
I’m just imagining like your pfp releasing a horrendous scream after your comment and I-
@@echospeaks6398 I- 🧍♂️
IM HERE AND CALLING THE POLICE ON THIS SHIT
I hear this guys voice and then he say “Friend” my mind went “ BUDDY OLD FRIEND OLD BUDDY OLD PAL OLD CHUM, GOOD OLD FRIEND BUDDY OLD FRIEND OLD PAL”
Why is this so relatable-
Sans....?
@@TheGuardianOfTheFlowerFields hey there buddy chum pal friend fella brother amigo friend chummy chum chum pal
hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal I don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg, but I gotta warn ya if ya take one more diddly darn step right there and gonna have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh?
Good ol' homie
😩😩😩Guzma got the same energy as Alphonse and this is why I showed up so early.☺😭
He definitely fingerguns at random moments and had a happy days phase 👈👈
Just realized you weren't talking about fonzie from happy days lol-
"How sweaty my palms where"
Me: PALMS SWEATY KNEES WEAK ARMS ARE HEAVY
HES NERVOUS BUT ON THE SURFACE HE LOOKS CALM AND READY
@@bakugoukatsuki542 TO DROP BOMVS BUT HE KEEP ON FORGETTING
@@Reeces_piece WHAT HE WROTE DOWN
@@maisiemoo72 THE WHOLE CROWD GOES SO LOUD
@Taylor Gillespie BUT THE WORDS WONT COME OUT
HES BACK .. I WAS HELLA CONFUSED AND THEN SAW 4 MIN AGO AND I SCREAMED
Me: HEY GUZMA! WANT TO WRESTLE?!
Guzma: ok what we wrestle with?
Me: ~Tounges~
nezuko wtf 😣🤞
😍❤Oh guzma
•//∆//•
Nezuko no, I’m telling Tanjiro
*tongues
My soul died when he said "oh, you have someone you wanna ask out" I could imagine his face when he said that 😓🥺
Guzma:You can tell me anything
Me:well...
Guzma:We've been friends for years,buddies,pals!
Me: OK I GET IT
#closetofeiwmdzone
Well damn I ment #closetobeingfriendzoned
Him, being a good friend**
Me: 👁👁
Him, saying hella nice things**
Me: 👁💧👄💧👁
As a Demi sexual I can say, friends to lovers is my perfect category.
Same! ☺️
Same🤭
I- I’ve been blessed with something call a YUURIVOICE AUDIO
When he stuttered when saying our hands were soft I’m not sure if that was scripted but it was still so cute 🥰
“How you never eat with tablespoons” EXCUSE ME SIR THATS A LITTLE SPECIFIC HOWD YOU KNOW THAT
I got scared when I realized I actually don’t eat with table spoons
"how your going to a mental hospital for listening to this shit.
you: EXCUSE ME SIR THATS A LIL SPECIFIC
@@afeefarahman962 BRO YESSSSS
Everybody talks about Guzma like he’s a lil chubby, but this art makes him look like he got that beefy bolin body
This had me so giddy the whole way through. I hate being single 😭
Fr mane😤
Yep, mhm, completely correct
"What's bothering you?"
The fact that it's 12 AM and I'm here, doing something with my life...
Yuuri you better not get canceled 👁👁
yeah all of the good ASMR channels are coming out as grommers or harassers or something more gross. 😔
@@eyelessjack7686 Yea- That's why he's like one of my last hopes for coping. So im just hoping he's a good dude TnT
@@eyelessjack7686 wait WHAAAAT?! who?
@@eyelessjack7686 GIVE AN EXAMPLE PLEASE?
Captain FrostyPaws Yagami Yato, canceled for grooming Akira Dubs for harassing women and a smaller UA-camr HarukiVA for being racist.
I'm not gonna lie, I missed my boy Guzma. But I also want to take note of how much I appreciate this sweet audio for first time kissers. I don't know why but I always feel something in my heart whenever audios like this gives people like me comfort. Thanks a lot Yuuri 💕
7:35 that moment when you can't speak ✨relatable✨
So smooth when he messes up the hands line and keeps in character to keep up the mood... such control such good voice acting!!
I was going to finish my work, but then this posted and I went "Dammit Yuuri" lmao
🥺🥺🥺 i love how he asked if face touching was ok-
I swear there are at least two times in this audio where Yuuri had a blooper but he kept it in, and I honestly think it completes the audio. Nervous dork fumbling over himself. So cute ❤️✨
“i never realized how hands your soft-
“i never realized, how soft. your. hands. were.”
LMFAOAOAOAOA
GUZMA’S BACK BAYBEEEEEE
Bokuto what you doing here 👁👄👁 dont u have vollyball practice
@@myhopelessromance7178 Bokuto loves Guzma, bruh
@@stx-buggo everyone loves guzma 👌
@@myhopelessromance7178 true!!
Bokutoooooo what are you doing here.....
It’s ya boi again! So happy to see this man again
this new Guzma art is hittin different
Him: *explains his crush on me*
Me: he is so big and so dumb and one day I’m going to marry him
IM PAN-ICKING THE ARRRT AND THE VOICE 😩👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
I KNOW!! Me to!!!
Him:" smochin and shit?!"
Me:*wheezes like a tea kettle and dream*
**HYPE HYPE THIS IS ADORABLE POOR GUZMA BOI**
`The way you never eat with table spoons.’ ... why do I feel so called out right now? 😐
Idk but same
HE’S BACK!! MY BOI IS BACK 😭💖
New Guzma content! My day has been made!
What’s school? Never heard of it but I did hear my BOO
*So do I!*
Beel?
@@jamiebunny2179 hello :)
Highkey facts
@@twigsnsprigs5637 BEEL?!
Okay but can i talk about how cute the new guzma art looks and how his hair looks SO FLUFFY
My bestie: Do u have a crush on any characters in pokemon?
Me: No...
My UA-cam history: Liar!
GUZMA, BABY YES 💖 and with a Friends to Lovers trope? Be still my beating heart 💓 And aaaand the artwork? A beautiful man 😍
*Me coming back a month later* The fluff, the slight angst, it's a full course meal!
"how you never eat with tablespoons"
me, someone who doesn't eat with tablespoons cuz they make me feel weird: WHO TOLD HIM
I think it was Dave-
8:08 CONSENT KING
You have murdered me in the best of ways, you masterful audio wizard! So glad to see Guzma again and hear your incredible skill with his voice and mannerisms. Looking forward to the other audios you have in store for us.
The 12 dislikes are from other people that didn't get the chance to kiss the listener
The new art is an A+, Imma run laps- 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
Lord this new art got me sweating 😭 thank you Yuuri and Jackie 🤍
Omg your Guzma audios are good, I immediately clicked 🤣
Oh man I am like "curses Pokemon is my weakness"
This was the most adorable audio I’ve ever heard 🥺 this this is why I love yuuri and his audios it’s just WOW
Hi👋😅
HAWKS!!!!- wait ur in the wrong anime 😶
15:53
.·.·Scenario Time.·.·
3 or 4 in the morning, Listener awoke from a dream and was now grabbing their phone to call Guzma, who got woken up by the ringing of his phone.
Guzma: Hello...?
Listener: I DREAMED OF FLYING TOASTS!
Guzma: what...?
Listener: IT WAS FLYING!
---
Feel free to continue this shitty idea in the comments
Guzma: You try to eat them or some shit...?
Listener: and they where trying to steal me lucky charms
@@kurootetsuro246 this felt whyyy to accurate
Listener: LIKE I LOOKED OUT SIDE AND THAT SHI WAS FLYING
Guzma: hah really?
Listener: YEAH AND IT IT IT
Guzma: on calm down a bit there
Listener: AND U WHERE THERE TOO
Guzma: I was?
Listener: YEAHH AND AND AND AND
Guzma:ok ok like I said before calm bow there ur like a little kid if u gave it too much candy
Listener:PFTT- BUT YEA- (u low key drifted back of to sleep XDDD)
Guzma: Hello? Do I still got u? Heh guess not night night boo
and he hangs up to let u sleep 😋
Guzma: you what
I DREAMT OF FLYING TOASTS AND THEY TRIED TO STEAL YOU FROM ME *sobs*
Guzma: I’m on way
OMG, he's so cute and flustered! I'm- 🥺
Guzma: "I never realized how hands your soft...h-h-how-"
-Grammer 100-
I will not say how many times I've listened to this but I may have found my comfort audio
This was so sweet and just good soft vibes all around ❤❤❤
Also Jackie's art is so nice! Always a treat! ✨
❤❤❤
This man arts has changed like 3 times but I love them all 😤
this one is deffo my fave
The perfect audio to listen to while writing a Guzma x reader fic! Your timing is perfect!
Definitely didn't binge watch all the sun and moon episodes with Guzma in him..
So damn I'm excited
Drop the episodes in order
THEY TOOK THEM AWAY I CANT WATCH THEM
This past year been tough for a lot of us this really helped me through my depression and anxiety thank you so much for doing this missed your Guzma ones keep up the great work
Wow he was really oblivious when he was contemplating whether y/n liked him or not but ngl I love it
Gotta say I really like Guzma's new sprite
Hurray! More of guzma!, him and alphonse are my favorites, also love the new artwork
"Up in each other's shit" I laughed so damn hard at that
Him: "I don't wanna miss meeting your expectations."
Me: Don't worry you could never disappoint me no matter what you're doing.
Him: "I could never disappoint you?"
Me: CUT THE CAMERAS.
THIS IS SO FUNNY AND CUTE AT THE SAME TIME😂❤️
'you're a quick fuckin learner'
*does the leg clench (TM)*
Got me falling for Guzma all over again
OH SHIT. HE'S BACK
I saw purple and white and clicked as fast as I could
IS THAT BABY BOI GUZMA!?! Oh my goddess!!! ITS BEEN FOREVER
I literally dropped my phone hunting for my headphones! lol 😆
Edit: great, now I gotta go the dentist! This was so sweet I got cavities! ❤️👍
This heals my past wounds
Why am i now simping for a pokemon series character 💀i feel like im 11 again 😌
Frfr....I don't even like Pokemon 😂
This is so dang wholesome... Imma cry
Friends to lovers? Oo wee already great stuff.
As this whole thing is happening im screaming in my head
15:20-15:32
Guzma: Does that mean the person u wanna impress and the one u wanna ask out are the same?
Me: yup!
Guzma: that makes it sound like-...
Me: -_-
Guzma:..... O_O *oh*
X'''D
Love the stutters 😁. Oh Guzma 🤪
15:41
THAT WAS SO CUTE AND FOR WHAT MAN😭😭😩💕