I remember General Squidward Tentacles of the 45th Division. He joined the Union Army in 1861 just as the Civil War began and quickly rose up the ranks. He soon became of Abraham Lincoln’s top advisors and helped the Union Army win many battles. He was awarded the highest military honors for his bravery in the Battle of Gettysburg and became a general for the Union Army. Lincoln was even quoted at some point saying “I have met not one person with the honor, patriotism, and compassion for his fellow man that rivals that of Squidward Tentacles,”. At the Battle of Fort Blakely, Alabama, Squidward fought more vigorously than at any point in the Civil War because he knew that this battle would be the last. He supposedly delivered the final shot fired at Fort Blakely, which came to be know as “The Shot That Ended Slavery”. Sadly, Squidward died of the wounds he sustained during the battle the next day. He was eulogized by Abraham Lincoln in Washington D.C and interred at Arlington National Cemetery. To this day, General Tentacles is hailed as one of the greatest heroes of the Civil War.
Its strange though, I recall his boyhood stories of a Reb symbathizing named Squilliam Fancyson, and his rival with Squidward during their music lesson. Before joining the army, Gen Tentacles aspired to be a musician, specializing in both composing music and attempting to be an accolishpied Claranetist. It didn't work, and he ended going into the military. Now prior to his death, it was thought many of this men were killed in a march by a cannon, an event that deepily sadden the gen before his death. And who would be at his funeral to make fun of him, Squilliam. Yet, as well, his soilders, who he himself thought had died all showed up and delievered a eulogy about his bitter sweet Victory. It was so moving, Squilliam had a heart attack and needed to be walked off. He died hours later. That shows Squidward Tentacles qualities as a general.
It turns out he had survived his injuries and retired to Bikini Bottom and now works at the Krusty Krab. He is grumpy usually because he misses his war buddies and suffers from PTSD.
Dixie boys fear him. They also hate him. Find out how this squid single tenticle-dly turned the tide of battle for the Union during the American Civil War!
@invurret9533 probably because squidwards voice is quite similar and perhaps due to the constant tone of the lead vocals doesn't make the need to pitch up to much
@@invurret9533yeah I think the ai has a very easy time creating the cover because I put this and the original side by side and in an audio studio called bandlab and it sounds like squidwards version has a very slight difference but squidward and the original singer are extremely similar in voices so yeah
In history class, I will never forget how Squidward and his men defeated a fierce brigade under the command of General Sandy Cheeks and her fellow Texans at the Battle of Goo Lagoon. A true American Hero.
@@cageybee7221 General Cheeks expressed her opposition to secession in 1861, but ultimately held her first loyalty to Texas, rather than the Union. After her surrender to Union forces under Gen. Tentacles in 1864, she is said to have stated relief that her dual loyalty need suffer no further challenge. She would live long enough to decry the UDC and their efforts to glamorize the Confederacy.
For his crucial role in the destruction of General Sandy Cheeks’ army at the Siege of Shell City, Squidward P. Tentacles was promoted to the rank of Major General. Marching from Rock Bottom to Goo Lagoon on a ruthless scorched earth campaign, General Tentacles and his men sowed terror and destruction across the Confederacy, shattering the rebel’s willingness to fight. This, combined with the relentless offensives of General Sheldon J. Plankton in the Eastern Theatre, eventually forced the face of the rebellion General Eugene “Iron Abs” Krabs, to surrender, and was instrumental in ending the war. Tragically, Krabs would not face justice, and his actions as the first Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Krab were one of the primary causes for the failure of Reconstruction in Bikini Bottom.
It's extremely overlooked how decisive the Tentacles Battalion was in the Battle of Antietam. Squidward's forces were outnumbered 8 to 1, and their supply line was running low as the main armies took up the majority of the supplies to stabilize the frontline. Squidward, out of desperation, used his clarinet skills and his impeccable charisma to rouse his men. This morale boost led to the Tentancles Battalion being able to launch attacks in quick succession. Some historians believe that these attacks were so frequent and exhausting for the enemy, that it's the only reason the Army of the Patomac won the battle. According to some sources, Robert E. Lee himself would fear the squid for the rest of his life after his defeat at the hands of the ravenous Tentancles Battalion. And Squidward, having won the war for the Union, moved to Bikini Bottom in 1872 to live out the rest of his days in peace. Only briefly returning to service during the Battle of Normandy in 1944, but that's a story for another time.
Aw good ol Jebediah squidms, he was in the clarinet core can't play the clarinet save his life but I saw him do things with that clarinet that some might say was unhuman.
@@cooldude4519 Baltimore is in Maryland, where there is a massive culture of Crabbing and eating crabs. These memes joke that Mr Crabs is a confederate and SpongeBob is a slave. As such, squidward singing he wishes he was in Baltimore while fighting against Mr crabs could have the implication of killing and or eating him
@@jmdibonaventuro Actually it's just the crab/Maryland part and Squidward fantasizes about eating him, I didn't overanalyze it enough to get into slavery.
In 1861, squidward tentacles joined the union army since he found out that Eugene krabs was a spy for the the confederate states and made squids his "slave" by working at his restaurant, once squidward tentacles left Eugene's restaurant, to join the union army, he saw his first battle with Eugene, which squidward tentacles fought without mercy, which made Eugene and the rest of his forces, retreat from the battle
Col. Squidward Tentacles or "The Musician of War" as he was famously called by his troops, was exactly that, with genius strategy and his elite and fearless drummers following him, he created a symphony of destruction the confederacy unlike any the south had ever seen.
Lieutenant Tentacles is an oft forgotten titan in the mythos of American heroism. With only a single division and a clever ambush, he smote the entirety of the troops under the command of Confederate General Eugene H. Krabs at the Battle of Kelp Forest, busting a hole from Atlanta directly to Bikini Bottom. Commendations from his troops included having a dry wit and sense of humor as well as notable skill with a flute and clarinet on the battlefield; during the subsequent celebration of their victory, Colonel Tentacles, as he had been promoted due to his actions, actually lead his troops into the rendition of this song.
Ssgt Squidward was once a slave under the control of Mr Krabs in Arkansas. Squidward would escape slavery and serve the Union, Squidward would then go on to free countless slaves in countless battles against the Confederacy. General Ulysses S Grant described him as “a force of great courage”.
This kinda makes sense since he was a sailer, so he could have a sailer who join the Union navy. Also he did hate Mr Krabs for selling SpongeBob so it could be assumed that Krabs sold SpongeBob as a slave.
No you didn’t. You did “to arms in Dixie”, which is a confederate parody of the original Dixie Land. The original goes as follows: 🎶I wish I was in the land of cotton. Old times there are not forgotten. Look away, look away, look away, Dixie Land. In Dixie Land where I was born in early on one frosty morning. Look away, look away, look away, Dixie Land.🎶 🎶I wish I were in Dixie. Hurray, hurray. In Dixie Land I’ll take my stand to live and die in Dixie. Away, away, away down south in Dixie. Away, away, away down south in Dixie.🎶
I remember General Squidward Tentacles of the 45th Division. He joined the Union Army in 1861 just as the Civil War began and quickly rose up the ranks. He soon became of Abraham Lincoln’s top advisors and helped the Union Army win many battles. He was awarded the highest military honors for his bravery in the Battle of Gettysburg and became a general for the Union Army. Lincoln was even quoted at some point saying “I have met not one person with the honor, patriotism, and compassion for his fellow man that rivals that of Squidward Tentacles,”. At the Battle of Fort Blakely, Alabama, Squidward fought more vigorously than at any point in the Civil War because he knew that this battle would be the last. He supposedly delivered the final shot fired at Fort Blakely, which came to be know as “The Shot That Ended Slavery”. Sadly, Squidward died of the wounds he sustained during the battle the next day. He was eulogized by Abraham Lincoln in Washington D.C and interred at Arlington National Cemetery. To this day, General Tentacles is hailed as one of the greatest heroes of the Civil War.
Book writing level comment
Its strange though, I recall his boyhood stories of a Reb symbathizing named Squilliam Fancyson, and his rival with Squidward during their music lesson. Before joining the army, Gen Tentacles aspired to be a musician, specializing in both composing music and attempting to be an accolishpied Claranetist. It didn't work, and he ended going into the military. Now prior to his death, it was thought many of this men were killed in a march by a cannon, an event that deepily sadden the gen before his death. And who would be at his funeral to make fun of him, Squilliam. Yet, as well, his soilders, who he himself thought had died all showed up and delievered a eulogy about his bitter sweet Victory. It was so moving, Squilliam had a heart attack and needed to be walked off. He died hours later. That shows Squidward Tentacles qualities as a general.
As the Frontline pushed in Orlando Florida, he fuaght with freedom and merican🇺🇲
You forgot to mention his bitter rivalry with Grant, by the end the war, they couldn't be in the same room with each other
It turns out he had survived his injuries and retired to Bikini Bottom and now works at the Krusty Krab. He is grumpy usually because he misses his war buddies and suffers from PTSD.
Squidward is about to free Spongebob from Mr. Krabs
squidward out here preserving the union 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
bless the man
Defending against the Krabs Confederacy
Wouldnt it be planktons confedoracy?? since he works north in the krusty krab and the chum bucket is south?@@Bennyboi789
Sherman's hell march in Georiga.
@@Bennyboi789 I can imagine the cast of Spongebob fighting in the civil-war on both sides
i always knew squidward was a true, red-blooded MURICAN patriot.🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Dixie boys fear him. They also hate him. Find out how this squid single tenticle-dly turned the tide of battle for the Union during the American Civil War!
---- you man
🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸RAAAAAAHHHH!!!
🇺🇸❤️
Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo
Sandy is a confederate general
Impressive how there are little to no splices in his voice, like he actually said it in a spongebob episode, nice work
Thank you. I appreciate it 🙏
@@johnytexas How did you make it so clear? Did you sing it first and use AI to make it sound even closer?
@invurret9533 probably because squidwards voice is quite similar and perhaps due to the constant tone of the lead vocals doesn't make the need to pitch up to much
@@invurret9533yeah I think the ai has a very easy time creating the cover because I put this and the original side by side and in an audio studio called bandlab and it sounds like squidwards version has a very slight difference but squidward and the original singer are extremely similar in voices so yeah
@@Finn_the_Cat It could also be that there are a lot of audio samples of the 100’s episodes in SpongeBob
I bet that Squidward is simultaneously playing the clarinet in this
this was on my country music playlist.
1862 as Squidward lined up the shot to shoot general, Mr. Krabs he was stabbed by a confederate fish right in the arm, but he did not give up the shot
In history class, I will never forget how Squidward and his men defeated a fierce brigade under the command of General Sandy Cheeks and her fellow Texans at the Battle of Goo Lagoon. A true American Hero.
He fought, so we may laugh one day 😇❤️🙏🙏🙏
Rofl, battle of goo lagoon
I loved the part when President Lincfish freed the nematodes. Couldn’t have happened without General Squidward 🫡
Sandy is NOT a traitor!
@@cageybee7221 General Cheeks expressed her opposition to secession in 1861, but ultimately held her first loyalty to Texas, rather than the Union. After her surrender to Union forces under Gen. Tentacles in 1864, she is said to have stated relief that her dual loyalty need suffer no further challenge. She would live long enough to decry the UDC and their efforts to glamorize the Confederacy.
"PATRICK YOU ARE SPINNING TO THE WRONG SIDE!THE GATLING GUN ONLY FIRES WHEN SPINNING AT RIGHT!"
WE ARE FREEING SPONGEBOB FROM Mr. KRABS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅
ON GOD FR FR
Seems pretty accurate since Squidward doesn't like SpongeBob to begin with
@@lanesfakis5873 he dislikes traitors more than spongebob, which is also historically accurate.
@@lanesfakis5873Squidward is the random farmers. SpongeBob is the city folk. Mr. Krabs is the land owners.
we getting out of the krusty konfederacy with this one 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Listening to union Dixie instantly cleanses you of racism
Squidward about to obliterate dixiebob and patraitor
When Mr Krabs reveals his history as a slave owner
He was the one singing the original one after all
He sold his most valuable "worker" for 0.62$, of course he's a slave owner
He did enslave jellyfish.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRR🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
man its some of that liberal shit
Around 10,936 Big Macs
2.6 miles.
It's about a thousandth the way from DC to the remains of Atlanta
I DONT ALL KNOW ALL THEY TAUGHT ME IS FEET YARDS AND MILES
squidward is an American confirmed
Yes, Squidward would be a Union Boy. He tried to form one in response to Mr. Krabs tightening his slaving grip on the working class after all.
“Tried”… alas he is chained to his work post
@@yeahokbuddy2510 Indeed, it is a horrible world in Bikini Bottom.
Pvt. Tentacles: It sure is a peaceful day here on August 28th, 1862 in Prince William County, Virginia.
Spongebob E. Lee: Hi Squidward.
For his crucial role in the destruction of General Sandy Cheeks’ army at the Siege of Shell City, Squidward P. Tentacles was promoted to the rank of Major General.
Marching from Rock Bottom to Goo Lagoon on a ruthless scorched earth campaign, General Tentacles and his men sowed terror and destruction across the Confederacy, shattering the rebel’s willingness to fight.
This, combined with the relentless offensives of General Sheldon J. Plankton in the Eastern Theatre, eventually forced the face of the rebellion General Eugene “Iron Abs” Krabs, to surrender, and was instrumental in ending the war.
Tragically, Krabs would not face justice, and his actions as the first Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Krab were one of the primary causes for the failure of Reconstruction in Bikini Bottom.
squidward winning fredericksburg with this one🔥🔥🔥🔥
Yes sir 👏 🙌 🙏
It's extremely overlooked how decisive the Tentacles Battalion was in the Battle of Antietam.
Squidward's forces were outnumbered 8 to 1, and their supply line was running low as the main armies took up the majority of the supplies to stabilize the frontline.
Squidward, out of desperation, used his clarinet skills and his impeccable charisma to rouse his men. This morale boost led to the Tentancles Battalion being able to launch attacks in quick succession.
Some historians believe that these attacks were so frequent and exhausting for the enemy, that it's the only reason the Army of the Patomac won the battle. According to some sources, Robert E. Lee himself would fear the squid for the rest of his life after his defeat at the hands of the ravenous Tentancles Battalion.
And Squidward, having won the war for the Union, moved to Bikini Bottom in 1872 to live out the rest of his days in peace. Only briefly returning to service during the Battle of Normandy in 1944, but that's a story for another time.
thank god for squidward
Now I'm just Imagining D day where the ailles are losing and then squidward comes back from the sea to carry the troops to victory flawlesly
I heard that he was also a Union spy and infiltrated Confederate lines with his brown shirt, which was apparently a great disguise
The intersection of civil war folk music, SpongeBob SquarePants and artificial intelligence provides such a fascinating view of history.
We need spongebob singing "marching through Georgia"
I actually got that done, but not SpongeBob 😆 should be out today
seriously though why does squidward's voice sound like the original
homie was born for the Union
why does this work so well
Squidward is a true union soldier, 👏 👏👏
Why does his voice sound so good singing this?! 👏🏻🇺🇸
Because squidward sang this while destroying the krabs confederacy
If this gets claimed by Paramount, then it's canon that Squidward was a Union soldier in the American Civil War.
You’re going to feel it now Mr. Krabs!!!
Squidward actually sounds like Tennessee Ford, so natural, as if I was actually listening to Ford
Remember, even a mediocre bard like squidward can provide valuable buffs to your army
Corporal Squidward tentacles out here fighting for the Union
This songs slaps even more then the original
KRUSTY KRAB UNFAIR
SpongeBob ain’t gonna be a slave no more when this hits 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
Two Hours later, SpongeBob stops laughing and ask Sandy if this is true. "Four hours later!", he stops crying and heads toward the store.
Squidward hero of the American Civil War 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
why does it fit so well?
Went to his monument a couple of weeks ago, I didn’t even realize he was the one who defeated Mr crabs in the siege of jellyfish field
Aw good ol Jebediah squidms, he was in the clarinet core can't play the clarinet save his life but I saw him do things with that clarinet that some might say was unhuman.
O'course, him doing inhuman things was to be expected, what with him being one of 'em fellars of the octopus persuasion.
@@lnsflare1 those poor ol Japanese school girls where never tye same
RIP Squidward, What a true legend fighting for 'murica.
Texas Moment
oh no your Tesla and prius are broken, city boy.
I remember reading about Squidward's part in the Siege of Fredericksburg as a member of the 1st Bikini Bottom "Fish" Brigade. A true patriot.
Why doesn't Squidward knock on doors??
BECAUSE FREEDOM RINGS 🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅
As a person in the south i can say im not offended bc this is really the first ever trolling😂😂😂😂
Please just make a squidward impression like a decent person.
"I'm not just ready to die, I'm ready to die for a good cause. Like to prove a point or something."- Squidward , Jul 1st 1863, Battle of Gettysburg
*squidward looks at Confederate sponge* *grabs clarinet out* UNION BOYS WILL WIN THE BATTLE AWAY! AWAY! SPONGEBOB AND KRABS SHALL FALL RIGHT AWAY!
Squidward sings this as he prepares to fight Sandy, who is fighting for the confederate states of Glass Dome Trees.
We be making Sandy mad with this one 🗣️🔥🔥
So this that fire ppl say General Sherman rockin with🔥🔥🔥
Could you please do Homer Simpson sings Union Dixie.
General Lee been real quiet since this dropped
He's firmly grasping that rifle lmao
Rare footage of squidward making good music
Wow this is amazing! I could absolutely see Squidward doing this.
Another Squiddy W💪🇺🇸
The splice-in audio of the choir chorus is 💯💯💯💯
This is squidwards ancestor who is thirsty for blood, and ready to restore the union.
bro gonna battle the Krabfederacy in Pattysberg
why does this unironically go hard tho
Guys WE MUST SAVE SPONGE BOB FROM MR KRABS
Union Bois will win the battle
mr krabs was a confed general
He may hate working, but even he knows when it’s a good cause
"I wish I was in Baltimore"
Gets even darker when you remember what State Baltimore is in and what species Squidwards's boss is.
*Old Bay intensifies*
I don’t understand please explain this
@@cooldude4519 Maryland is known for eating crabs
@@cooldude4519 Baltimore is in Maryland, where there is a massive culture of Crabbing and eating crabs. These memes joke that Mr Crabs is a confederate and SpongeBob is a slave. As such, squidward singing he wishes he was in Baltimore while fighting against Mr crabs could have the implication of killing and or eating him
@@jmdibonaventuro Actually it's just the crab/Maryland part and Squidward fantasizes about eating him, I didn't overanalyze it enough to get into slavery.
The Confederacy has been real quiet since this drop
Oh, don't I wish.
Given that squidward is a supporter of labour rights, it's no surprise he fought for the end of slavery.
Was going through my ERB playlist and this shit popped up
All will remember corporal squid ward tenticals. Who sacrificed himself at the battle of Gettysburg as he's a true American hero.
based
We’re driving back Johnny Reb with Squidward boys
I remember squidward in gettysburg, 1863 shooting down the rebs
In 1861, squidward tentacles joined the union army since he found out that Eugene krabs was a spy for the the confederate states and made squids his "slave" by working at his restaurant, once squidward tentacles left Eugene's restaurant, to join the union army, he saw his first battle with Eugene, which squidward tentacles fought without mercy, which made Eugene and the rest of his forces, retreat from the battle
Does this mean Patric, plankton, and sandy are confederate soldiers
This sounds so fitting
Col. Squidward Tentacles or "The Musician of War" as he was famously called by his troops, was exactly that, with genius strategy and his elite and fearless drummers following him, he created a symphony of destruction the confederacy unlike any the south had ever seen.
Squidward is from Maine, prove me wrong
@Thebulletbullmoose maybe that's where his girl moved
Man this is more fire than Georgia it aint fire its burning
This is good but I'd turn up squidward's voice a bit.
God Bless America🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
God Bless America God Bless Squidward
We are freein’ Squidward from the cycle with this one!🔥🔥🔥
The clarinet makes this 10x better.
We are freeing the jellyfish from mr krabs with this one
Lieutenant Tentacles is an oft forgotten titan in the mythos of American heroism. With only a single division and a clever ambush, he smote the entirety of the troops under the command of Confederate General Eugene H. Krabs at the Battle of Kelp Forest, busting a hole from Atlanta directly to Bikini Bottom. Commendations from his troops included having a dry wit and sense of humor as well as notable skill with a flute and clarinet on the battlefield; during the subsequent celebration of their victory, Colonel Tentacles, as he had been promoted due to his actions, actually lead his troops into the rendition of this song.
“I told you, I’m not reuniting until I get my slave!”
“Well this one’s on the house!”
Ssgt Squidward was once a slave under the control of Mr Krabs in Arkansas. Squidward would escape slavery and serve the Union, Squidward would then go on to free countless slaves in countless battles against the Confederacy. General Ulysses S Grant described him as “a force of great courage”.
Imagine thousands of people playing this version of the song on their phones in a loop at full volume the next time Confederate sympathizers march.
This kinda makes sense since he was a sailer, so he could have a sailer who join the Union navy. Also he did hate Mr Krabs for selling SpongeBob so it could be assumed that Krabs sold SpongeBob as a slave.
Squidward would’ve made an excellent corps commander for the Army of The Potomac!
I didn't know the South could burn underwater...
This actually sounds good
0:54 - 0:56 A line nobody would ever say
To be fair he’s going there to crack some skulls😂💀
id fight under his command any day of the week
Squidward should sing the internationale
Now I need Dixie Land by Mr. Krabs.
I made it already, feel free to watch it
No you didn’t. You did “to arms in Dixie”, which is a confederate parody of the original Dixie Land. The original goes as follows:
🎶I wish I was in the land of cotton. Old times there are not forgotten. Look away, look away, look away, Dixie Land. In Dixie Land where I was born in early on one frosty morning. Look away, look away, look away, Dixie Land.🎶
🎶I wish I were in Dixie. Hurray, hurray. In Dixie Land I’ll take my stand to live and die in Dixie. Away, away, away down south in Dixie. Away, away, away down south in Dixie.🎶
I will play this in Alabama.
Good luck 💀
Come down here, see what happens.
(I want to help you)
@@karl_franz_prince_and_emperor Im not dumb. They would lynch me if I did that.
@@johnytexas Are you from Texas?
We be taking the hum bucket fortress with this one 🗣🔥🔥🔥💯💯
We getting out the of new york with this one🔥🔥
I love this song.