Wtf? You want some in depth knowledge of Marcus's past sexual experiences? Marcus - 'So yeah, we left the party and ran to my car. She got in and pulled her skirt down, it was at this moment i knew I had to stick my willy inside of her...' Ed Jones - *fap fap fap*
I once pretended to be asleep so i could avoid talking to a guy i didnt like on the bus , but fuck he sat next to me and when i opened my eyes hoping theyd be gone or somewhere else, they said good morning which grossed me out because it sounded as if we were newlyweds =___=
+Tails6654 Also she only admitted to having one night stand...Guys have it all the time... and she probably had it once or twice knowing she was with Matt for like 7 years
Once I accidentally stole a tomato from a grocery store... and started eating the tomato while I was still IN the grocery store. Apparently I didn't realize that there was this thing called paying
as a 20 year old who watches you guys, I'm very happy to see some content that can make me laugh :) thanks for not censoring everything, this was a good video
+Simply AdamG Oh ok I know that ad - I thought there was a deeper reason :"D Anyway i love that model (Georgia M Jagger) and I would never compare her to anyone :P I'm a fashion addicted weirdo sorry
This has nothing to do with this video but I'm a VERY good fake sleeper and I've pretended to be asleep so I didn't have to go to school cause no one could get me to "wake up"
I think a lot of people forget that many of these bigger UA-camrs are consenting adults, who do adult things, in their adult lives. It is easy to forget that, especially when they have such a young viewing audience. I really liked this video. :) As someone close to them in age, it made me laugh, and was quite relatable.
I just want to say my opinion on this.. It's ok if people do not agree with me. Also, genuinely no disrespect to both Niomi or Marcus, I know that you both do not want your breakup and relationship to be constantly acknowledged.. But I just want to say this.. I felt that parts revealed in this video was disrespectful to Niomi. I understand that you two have parted ways, and some may even say why does it matter since they aren’t together or how do you know it was even with her… Most viewers are not oblivious or that stupid to the fact that what Marcus does admit was mostly with Niomi. You both kept that part of your relationship private, even to mention you two didn't even kiss on camera. Coming from a long term relationship myself (almost 7 years, since high school) and the same age as the two of them.. I would not appreciate if my ex-boyfriend did this. Even how shitty the break up was, what we had was still something because it was such a large part of our lives, especially during the ages we grew and learnt the most.. So I felt quite uncomfortable watching this because I thought it was insensitive of Marcus since it reveals Niomi’s side too, which she may not have ever wanted to be shared. So what I am just trying to say is that he could have been more considerate towards Niomi and even to her family. This part of their relationship should have remained in the past and just between the two of them, not shared with 4 million other people.
Yes, exactly. Well said. Marcus it wasn't fair on Niomi at all tbh.. Why are you changing your videos so radically. I'd say you're losing subscribers by doing so. Your book helped me a lot. Please don't change. I liked the old Marcus better.
+anna vivian Sorry but it's not about you or your relationship, you're not Niomi and it's not really your business. No names were given. You can't just assume who it's about or how she'd react. She can speak for herself. However, she has said that she'd appreciate if people stop discussing their relationship everywhere, so you could try respecting her that way. :)
sfgrgfsf212 i already acknowledged everything you have just said, and hence why i began with stating that it was my opinion, my perspective. so instead of re-explaining myself, you may want to actually read what i said.
anna vivian I have read what you said, just because you acknowledge what you're doing doesn't mean it just gets excused. Your making big assumptions on Niomi's behalf, and that's not okay. Especially when they've specifically said not to.
+sfgrgfsf212 that is ok you feel that way, like i said already that i did not expect people to agree with me. i've said my opinion and you have said yours.
iowa cooke Wow, who understands police men these days...They had 1 job! Now you've escaped and u r probably going to steal more cherry lip balms! (Dont tell anyone but I also stole a lip balm once) #rebels4ever
*views title
"Eh everyone's done it"
*sees 'sex edition'
"I will click on that"
me
Same
Same XD
hehehehe :3
Me😂😂😂
FIRST!!!!!
Haha!!! Louise!! 😂😂💕✨
Love you Louise! :)
+Sprinkleofglitter I GOT THE SECOND!
SECOND !!!1!2!1!1!
ahahahahhhhh sameee😂😍
"Just a casual hobby!"😂😂
I read this comment as he said it😂😂
+Janae Marie me too
Literally read that as he said it
i need dan and phil to do this
Yess
"Never have I ever had sex with my flatmate." *both put a finger down*
yes
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
"have u ever-"
"oh yeah *we* did that uhm wait what ha ha sorry mumbling problems **cough**
I feel like I'm having a super secret sleepover with them 😂 TELL ME ALL YOUR SECRETS!
Need a smile? I post motivational films💜
Yes omg
Hahahah
+Brooke M Richards ahhhh I see you all the time! Love you!!!
+katniss mellark love your name
wasn't she the one who waxed dan's
leg?
Yes
yeap
+deathofaphan absolutely despise your NAME!
HATE
YES
+Reagan Butler yes she was the one to wax my husbands legs
Did anyone else think Marcus was lying about the threesome question??
💯😂
+Grace Shaw surely lied.
Defo! 💯% lying!
+Grace Shaw i think they both lied haha
Yes
Well this was revealing!
Hi
I love your vids
ikr lol
+Kerry Latter I know right :O
Lol ikr
This video has taught me a lot about Marcus. I would love to see a more in depth video about some of these events. #CarSexIsTheBestSex
😂
Wtf? You want some in depth knowledge of Marcus's past sexual experiences?
Marcus - 'So yeah, we left the party and ran to my car. She got in and pulled her skirt down, it was at this moment i knew I had to stick my willy inside of her...'
Ed Jones - *fap fap fap*
+Jack Aldred I read that in a joe sugg voice😂
+AwkwardPanda omg same xD glad im not the only one ahahaha
+Ed Jones car sex is the best sex? lol..
"I don't fancy Joe Sugg!" me:😱how?
😂😂 exactly my reaction he's babe 😍
+Jessica Buck ikr😍😍😍
maybe she likes a man not a boy
Rosanna Elizabeth savage
Silke sugglet SAME!!! He's such a hottie! Lots of the British UA-camrs r very hot!!
Louise is so gorgeous.
+Jess Cunningham I'm just trying to fight my major Louise hair envy! 😍
Ummm
no
+Dante Rostant yes
+Dante Rostant yes
I need to stop shipping people.
Same lmao
+Gemmacat Fangirl struggles 😂
Yah
same
Haha
Is it weird that I'm 17 and my answer would've been no to most of those questions?
me
Me
You are the little good what remains in this shitty generation
same
+Larissa same
I once pretended to be asleep so i could avoid talking to a guy i didnt like on the bus , but fuck he sat next to me and when i opened my eyes hoping theyd be gone or somewhere else, they said good morning which grossed me out because it sounded as if we were newlyweds =___=
PAHAHAHA
Nastia sorry but that is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Its ok its funny , i just cringe everytime i remember xDD
Nastia omg how awkward ahahahah
nastia ouch I would go arch
Marcus, you should take Lousie on a car date... 😂😏 (and ship LARCUS ❤️❤️❤️❤️)
Louise**
***** no, LARCUS
+Elin Lindström its Narcus 😥😥
It is #LARCUS
Nahh I think he should take me on a car date 😂😏❤️
saw you on Saturday night takeaway. I screamed!!!! who else saw them1!!!!
Me
yeah! I was so confused 😂😂
Lol sameee 😂😂
Sameeeeeee
And alfieeeeeee 😂
Who else wants to know who Marcus did it with in the car?
+Zoe Brinded Maybe Niomi IN THE PAST!
Ender Energy probably
Naomi
Imagine Marcus doing it
+PhoebeXOXO lol exactly my thought process that's all I cared about XD
Imagine Darcey watching this when she's older.....
OMG
*baby phil voice* oh dear
melanie and the phandom in one comment omg
+Tails6654 I bet if it was Matt(Darcy s dad) doing this, you wouldn't say a thing...sexist much
+Tails6654 Also she only admitted to having one night stand...Guys have it all the time... and she probably had it once or twice knowing she was with Matt for like 7 years
Why was I drinking something whilst watching this!! R.I.P clean laptop screen.
😂😂😂
When I listened to Marcus saying "you stole something today." I burst out laughing but with water in my mouth
I wanna see Dan and Phil do this
Never have I ever had sex with a man *dan and Phil look at each other while they lift up yes signs*
Yup 👌🏽
Andrea Franta yeeeeasss
The whole time that’s what I was thinking.
YESS
My profile pic came from this video
annabel clark what time
Evie Jean 4:15
annabel clark HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
annabel clark I cANNOT
OMG Louise is so great that i ship her with literally every guy she has collab with hahaha
I know I always do thatttttttt!!!!!!!!😂
+Gesocarra Sameeee
EVEN DAN
Gesocarra XD
Kaeli Storer ㅔ
She has such a huge CRUSH on him... and it's sad because HE has a huge crush on Zoey... #BritishSoupOpera xD
She's married....
Wtf😂
+Hannah C I thought she was divorced/separated?
+Michi S she is
*Zoe
Once I accidentally stole a tomato from a grocery store... and started eating the tomato while I was still IN the grocery store. Apparently I didn't realize that there was this thing called paying
LOL
haha
😂
lol
Jodie Cooper I once took a few mini eggs from the pick and mix at the cinema because I was hungry waiting for my popcorn
Does anyone else agree that Louise and Marcus are soooo cute together ❤️😊❤️
No....
She has a kid
+Nicole Biles so?!
+Taeler P they are perfect together lol
Louise is cute with everyone
the way she looks at him!!!
I would too, he's gorgeous 😍
Are they dating??
+Dayna Mason no she has a husband
+Grendel Sloth not anymore she is a single pringle as for as I know
+Hannah Lawley louise and her husband ia not together, but she has a new boyfriend:)
'And made them have sex'
'Steady because that was unprotected'
OMG!!!!!😂😂 THAT ACTUALLY KILLED ME!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
how many people could fit in that gap
Seven
+james williams shut up with the offensive comments
I've got a gap it's bloody massive like a cow
👯👫👬💁🏼👭🙇🏼🙅🏼🙍🏾🙎🏼👩❤️👩👩❤️💋👩💏💑👨❤️👨👨❤️💋👨👪👨👩👧👨👩👧👧👩👩👧👦👨👨👦👨👨👦👦👨👨👧👦👩👩👧👧👩👩👧👩👩👦👩👩👦👦👨👨👧👨👨👧👧
Tell me what you see is it money or its me
My friends work in that waitrose Louise, I'm getting you banned !!
How
why
+Serena Ghinda I'm sure she's kidding xD
lol duh she is kidding 😂
I hope you're kidding lmao
Louise and Marcus should date xx
No
Nah I feel like they're better off as friends
God no.
+Riley-Saurous Rex they're not together anymore
+Riley-Saurous Rex not anymore, they're divorced
Imagine Darcy watching this when she's like 13 omfg
as a 20 year old who watches you guys, I'm very happy to see some content that can make me laugh :) thanks for not censoring everything, this was a good video
Sprinkle is glitter looks sooo pretty ✨
Lorna boo sprinkleofglitter*
Lorna boo Louise
She's got the 'London look'
Best comment ever
This joke has been made so many times
? What? I didn't get it
+Mad-Senpai look up rimmel London look and look at the modela teeth
+Simply AdamG Oh ok I know that ad - I thought there was a deeper reason :"D
Anyway i love that model (Georgia M Jagger) and I would never compare her to anyone :P I'm a fashion addicted weirdo sorry
he's hot af, if I was louise I wouldn't be able to keep it together lol
Marcus: " I have never... pooed in the bath"
Louise: "When!??"
Marcus: "Just a casual hobby..."
😂😂😂😂😂😂I DIED😂😂😂😂😂😂
Who watch this video in 2017
M_ Hukred Not quite 2017 yet
Meee
Хеталия Правит миром MEEEEE
Хеталия Правит миром a cat and a pet cat cat and a pet pet cat named steve
Larcus or maouise😜😅❤️
Larcus
Larcus
Larcus for sure
Maouise just because I want to be different😌😃
Larcus
"Just a casual hobby"
"Tuesday Poosday"
I lose it every time😂😂
Who else thinks that Larkus is gonna be a thing?
*larcus
Larcus*
his nose is so perfect
Tamara VucićLLLLLLLLL LOLLLLLLLLLLL😂
Lucy Lol whats so funny 😠
"sex edition" = 4 sex-related questions
"Have I answered 'no' to anything so far" Marcus Slutler
hahaha omg i didn't read the slutler until i scrowled down the comments again and now i am laughing so hard :D
Who else ships them?
me...
no
+Netherangel555 meeee!!!
Not me, because she has a daughter...
+Paige Austin so
Marcus was totally lying about the threesome question 😂😂😂
I once pretended to be asleep so that my grandma couldn't take me to church, it worked
louise + Marcus = AMAZIN COUPLE!
Wait, is Louise divorced???
yes
Yes.
+Tay Vinci Yess
+literallysydd since when?
+TheVitulliFamily wait what
After Marcus' video about his friends when he was younger, the bit about watching porn with a friend got a whole new meaning👀
Wouldn't Louise have to have lost her virginity cause she has a child?
obviously hahaha
The question was if she had taken someone else's virginity. Like if the person who she was having sex with was a virgin
She has a kid?!
+Lollypop Creations! yes her name is Dacey
+Lollypop Creations! Her Darcy
Courgette!
Wrong channel
why does Marcus just seem so much much more appealing to my eyes right now? I would
Ship! Marcus and Louise!! 😍
Larcus
+Caitlin Lindsay or mouise
Larcus!!😂💪🏼
What about Marcus and niomi
Maggie Pie they broke up ages ago
Imagine Darcy watching this when she is older...
+supperg73619 AJ what ?
"What shall we watch, Jurassic Park 3 or porn?" 😂😂😂
Sex isn't about penatrating, it's about love
Fuck off
Hey phandom!
I wouldn't say that but yes sex is more about penetrating
not always. you surely not have to be in love to fuck a stranger you met in a club.
tru thats just pointless fucking
Louise 2014: Can't hear the words Orgasm or Moist without squirming.
Louise 2016: "Penetrating, Penetrating, Penetrating...."
pause at 03:51
Omg 😂😂😂
its actually 3:52
ewww fammm wtf😂😂
+I Write Sins Not Tragedies that doesn't change anything -_-
Xavier Johnson Muhahaha
This has nothing to do with this video but I'm a VERY good fake sleeper and I've pretended to be asleep so I didn't have to go to school cause no one could get me to "wake up"
HAAHAAAAAA
That face when marcus said he had never had a threesome...😂😂just be honest mate😂😂😂😂
Was thinking the same😂
+Brookey Cookie thought the same thing lmao
Polos are shirts, why do you guys suck shirts?
Polos are mint rings
May be a European thing
Omg i love polo's (i'm from Denmark)
And cars
Polos are mints and Shirts in UK
I think a lot of people forget that many of these bigger UA-camrs are consenting adults, who do adult things, in their adult lives. It is easy to forget that, especially when they have such a young viewing audience. I really liked this video. :) As someone close to them in age, it made me laugh, and was quite relatable.
I really want the lights in the background now. 😂
I bet the girl Marcus "fancied but shouldn't have" was Zoella
I just want to say my opinion on this.. It's ok if people do not agree with me. Also, genuinely no disrespect to both Niomi or Marcus, I know that you both do not want your breakup and relationship to be constantly acknowledged.. But I just want to say this.. I felt that parts revealed in this video was disrespectful to Niomi. I understand that you two have parted ways, and some may even say why does it matter since they aren’t together or how do you know it was even with her… Most viewers are not oblivious or that stupid to the fact that what Marcus does admit was mostly with Niomi. You both kept that part of your relationship private, even to mention you two didn't even kiss on camera. Coming from a long term relationship myself (almost 7 years, since high school) and the same age as the two of them.. I would not appreciate if my ex-boyfriend did this. Even how shitty the break up was, what we had was still something because it was such a large part of our lives, especially during the ages we grew and learnt the most.. So I felt quite uncomfortable watching this because I thought it was insensitive of Marcus since it reveals Niomi’s side too, which she may not have ever wanted to be shared. So what I am just trying to say is that he could have been more considerate towards Niomi and even to her family. This part of their relationship should have remained in the past and just between the two of them, not shared with 4 million other people.
Yes, exactly. Well said. Marcus it wasn't fair on Niomi at all tbh.. Why are you changing your videos so radically. I'd say you're losing subscribers by doing so. Your book helped me a lot. Please don't change. I liked the old Marcus better.
+anna vivian Sorry but it's not about you or your relationship, you're not Niomi and it's not really your business. No names were given. You can't just assume who it's about or how she'd react. She can speak for herself. However, she has said that she'd appreciate if people stop discussing their relationship everywhere, so you could try respecting her that way. :)
sfgrgfsf212 i already acknowledged everything you have just said, and hence why i began with stating that it was my opinion, my perspective. so instead of re-explaining myself, you may want to actually read what i said.
anna vivian I have read what you said, just because you acknowledge what you're doing doesn't mean it just gets excused. Your making big assumptions on Niomi's behalf, and that's not okay. Especially when they've specifically said not to.
+sfgrgfsf212 that is ok you feel that way, like i said already that i did not expect people to agree with me. i've said my opinion and you have said yours.
i love his impression "iv'e never seen porn before, like, what is porn?" hahahaha
"i'm a sarcastic twat" im dying
Marcus isn't usually this raunchy in his own videos. Something about Louise seems to bring that out in him.
Just when Marcus was saying "Why is always always sexual ?" look at what Louise is watching xD 00:56
His phone😏
His phone?
did anyone else notice she had lipstick on her hand the shape of lips in the intro?
ohhhhh just me OK......
No I noticed to
"Justin mate, it's ok bro " im deed ❤️😂😂
is louie still with Matt ?
no
No. Broke up two years ago
No, they're not together anymore
No and Louise has a new boyf⭐️
+Jess Holmes sadly not anymore
so Naomi lost Virgin when she was like 16
Larcus💘🌎👑
you're like an older version of jake Mitchell and I'm living for it
How the fuck did I end up here?
You're profile pic yaaaas 😍
How did we end up talking in the first place,
You said you like my Cobain shirt.
I'm sorry...
IT LOOKS LIKE A HINT THAT THEY ARE DATING !!
+REEN Yamano you do realise that Louise is married and has a daughter? :) are you new here?
+Nane Katharina you do realise that Louise is divorced? Are you new here?
I wish......
Marcus looks handsooooooome in this video
😂 😂 😂 absolutely loved it!!
Also I want a Myler collab soon 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈
Comment your three last used emojis!🙌😙😏
😂😝🐸
❤️😂💗
Suck ya mum
😂👀😒
😖😂💞
Why does people ship them?
I DONT SHIP THEM AT AAAAAALL!!
Thank you!!! Why do people ship EVERYTHING
*do
im sorry
blueconfetti 0428 grammar nazi jk
Imagine Darcy watching this in 10 years...
Courgette
+Nicola Fitzpatrick AHASHAH
Name that reference aha xx
-Bangs head against wall- AGGGHHGHHGHHHGHGGHHGHGGHGGHGGHG
ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMOREEEEEEEEEEEE
LARCUS is real
Summer Baby no shut up
Mawada Abujay make me
Ooh some fights! Btw Mawada Abujay.. u just want Marcus to date u
Who else has watched this video like 100 times because they are funny AF together❤😂👌🏻
I've watched this video so many times because I'm just so attracted to Marcus
is it just me or does marcus seem different in personality like a little more laid back and chill...
Zoe and Alfie should do this 😏
Marcus made 2 sex related jokes in less than a minute. 10/10
Why did Marcus seem like he was lying about the threesome question haha
Lol exactly what I wanna say hehe
+Holly Wakelin Glad i wasn`t the only one who noticed XD
yess, that little tong there
Do more videos together !!
hey guys, part 2 just has to happen. that was so hilarious
I'm such a rebel I stole a cherry lip balm from the cooperative
Omg why are you not in prison
Olivia McArdle Longo I honestly don't know, I'm so hard cote I should be in a maximum security prison, and I stole it right near the checkout #rebel
iowa cooke Wow, who understands police men these days...They had 1 job! Now you've escaped and u r probably going to steal more cherry lip balms! (Dont tell anyone but I also stole a lip balm once) #rebels4ever
Olivia McArdle Longo #rebelsunited #takeallthelipbalms
My friend always takes pens from Tesco 😂
I ship it.
Oh my god I thought Marcus was going to say yes to the threesome question
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That moment u realise that u finished a hole tub of ice cream by binge watching UA-cam vids😂😑🖕🏻😁
Never have I ever had sex ;-;
I have never
For definite my favourite kind of videos are Louise and Marcus 💕🐰
I'm shipping so goddamn hard rn