The Bishop, the Pope, and the Pirates

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  • The ripping yarn of a treasure, a dead bishop, a broke pope, and the pirates who inadvertently paid for the walls of Avignon is truth stranger than fiction. Because all good stories involve pirates.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 189

  • @ChuckSwiger
    @ChuckSwiger 2 місяці тому +17

    The mind boggles at how much history of the ancient world was lost in the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

    • @GUNNER67akaKelt
      @GUNNER67akaKelt 2 місяці тому

      Yeah, one also wonder wonders what is kept hidden in the vatican's secret archives.

  • @AdamConus
    @AdamConus 2 місяці тому +17

    You had me at pirates.

  • @robertjensen1438
    @robertjensen1438 2 місяці тому +126

    A pirate goes to the doctor and says, "I have moles on me back aaarrrghh."
    The doctor: "It's ok, they're benign."
    Pirate: "Count again, I think there be ten!"

    • @frenzalrhomb6919
      @frenzalrhomb6919 2 місяці тому +9

      It's an oldy, but a goody!! 😂

    • @mastahc0w
      @mastahc0w 2 місяці тому +9

      Aye don't get it. Please explain like I'm a pieces of 8 year old.

    • @mpetersen6
      @mpetersen6 2 місяці тому +5

      I can't wait for Sept 19th. National Talk Like a Pirate Day

    • @Zorglub1966
      @Zorglub1966 2 місяці тому +3

      @@mpetersen6 Yaaaaarrrrrr!

    • @frenzalrhomb6919
      @frenzalrhomb6919 2 місяці тому +2

      @@mpetersen6
      Aaarrr!! Aye, sounds like a truly great celebration, and a truly wonderful chance to grab all the treasures on the seven seas, and be giving it all to childhood cancer research!! You'll have a whale 🐋 of a time, make new friends, and most important of all, help ye kiddies beat that awful cancer!!

  • @TheRiverPirate13
    @TheRiverPirate13 2 місяці тому +12

    This pirate always enjoys an obscure pirate story that was almost lost to history!

  • @john_in_phoenix
    @john_in_phoenix 2 місяці тому +14

    The cufflinks are a nice touch!

  • @headsetlucky13
    @headsetlucky13 2 місяці тому +17

    Firefart and the holy treasure
    I'd watch it

    • @roberthevern6169
      @roberthevern6169 2 місяці тому +2

      Sounds like a sequel to Blazing Saddles!

    • @artmosley3337
      @artmosley3337 2 місяці тому

      @@roberthevern6169ya beat me to it 😂😂😂😂 however, he invited lightning his on fire 🔥 🤙🏻😂😂☠️🔥

  • @lindawoodard1330
    @lindawoodard1330 2 місяці тому +3

    I love the pirate stories

  • @General_Confusion
    @General_Confusion 2 місяці тому +134

    They could make a movie out of this story, they might call it "Pope Fiction"

    • @raunchyrarebit
      @raunchyrarebit 2 місяці тому +2

      They could make a movie out of your comment, they'd call it "embarrassingly lame comment".

    • @CAP198462
      @CAP198462 2 місяці тому +2

      “Latin barbarian, do you speak it?” -Iulius Vinfieldus.

    • @roberthevern6169
      @roberthevern6169 2 місяці тому +11

      ​@@raunchyrarebitjust because he thought of it first!

    • @phredphlintstone6455
      @phredphlintstone6455 2 місяці тому +10

      ​@@raunchyrarebitare you butthurt?

    • @Peter-oh3hc
      @Peter-oh3hc 2 місяці тому +5

      I like it

  • @PhantomLover007
    @PhantomLover007 2 місяці тому +12

    More twists and turns than the switchbacks on the Adirondack

  • @MrDportjoe
    @MrDportjoe 2 місяці тому +5

    What we have here is 10 part series!

  • @stevedolesch9241
    @stevedolesch9241 2 місяці тому +11

    I'll remember that: Firefart.

  • @mellissadalby1402
    @mellissadalby1402 2 місяці тому +6

    That really is a truly great story. Thank you for finding it and for presenting it here.

  • @sallycormier1383
    @sallycormier1383 2 місяці тому +3

    Yes, every story is better with pirates! Arghhh!❤🏴‍☠️

  • @jamiecheslo
    @jamiecheslo 2 місяці тому +3

    I always love a good pirate story!! Thanks for sharing! Oh, and your cuff links are quite "en pointe." Cheers from Canada!!

  • @Chadswonderfulwalkingtours
    @Chadswonderfulwalkingtours 2 місяці тому +8

    Watching from Mackinac Island Michigan

  • @joshuabessire9169
    @joshuabessire9169 2 місяці тому +9

    The Anglelican archives have a similar story about the activities of a certain Bishop. I think it's filed in a secret history under the heading " Blackadder II"

  • @laserbeam002
    @laserbeam002 2 місяці тому +2

    What a wonderful post. Thank you and keep it up. May your channel continue to grow.

  • @randelbrooks
    @randelbrooks 2 місяці тому +3

    Wow Lance you did a fantastic job on this complicated and wordy story. I'm going to need to watch it a couple of times to absorb it all. Thank you for your hard work.

  • @jacindapaf8076
    @jacindapaf8076 2 місяці тому +2

    Great story! My son attended Binghamton. Excellent professors.

  • @donbangert
    @donbangert 2 місяці тому +7

    After hearing Cartagena so many times I think I'll watch Romancing the Stone again. 😂

    • @roberthevern6169
      @roberthevern6169 2 місяці тому +1

      Again? I've never seen it!

    • @spikespa5208
      @spikespa5208 2 місяці тому

      Even if it is a different Cartagena. Fun film.

  • @tonydagostino6158
    @tonydagostino6158 2 місяці тому +5

    Sounds like it could be one of those "madcap" comedy movies of the '60's like "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World". All that's needed is a love interest or two and it's good to go

  • @keithdrower9120
    @keithdrower9120 2 місяці тому

    This is one of the best history's ever told. !

  • @dougwalker4944
    @dougwalker4944 2 місяці тому +4

    love the background... I freeze frame to check out the shelves and wall decor.

  • @spokanetomcat1
    @spokanetomcat1 2 місяці тому +6

    This happened when Jacques De Molay was the Grand Master of the Knights Templars. But that is another story.

  • @constipatedinsincity4424
    @constipatedinsincity4424 2 місяці тому +17

    Back in the Saddle Again Naturally

    • @Bill-cv1xu
      @Bill-cv1xu 2 місяці тому +2

      That statement is getting stale..😂 no offense..

    • @frenzalrhomb6919
      @frenzalrhomb6919 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Bill-cv1xu
      Gee, ya' think?

    • @Bill-cv1xu
      @Bill-cv1xu 2 місяці тому +1

      @@frenzalrhomb6919 Seems to me..

    • @roberthevern6169
      @roberthevern6169 2 місяці тому

      Yeah, but can you name the artist??

    • @fknchuck55
      @fknchuck55 2 місяці тому +2

      What does that supposed to mean? I don't get the correlation.

  • @jbtubman
    @jbtubman 2 місяці тому +12

    Nice cufflinks! 🏴‍☠

    • @EGRJ
      @EGRJ 2 місяці тому

      ??? When can you see them?

  • @ghowell13
    @ghowell13 2 місяці тому +24

    Ahh yes, Fire Fart! You scoundrel! You scourge of the Mediterranean Sea! You have struck again!
    If my wife watches this episode, I may have a new nickname myself...

    • @roberthevern6169
      @roberthevern6169 2 місяці тому +5

      I pity you! Maybe take over the laundry at least until the embers cool!

    • @DazedandInsane
      @DazedandInsane 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@roberthevern6169Did she watch it yet? 😂

  • @BasicDrumming
    @BasicDrumming 2 місяці тому +2

    I appreciate you and thank you for making content.

  • @martinhughes2637
    @martinhughes2637 2 місяці тому

    As soon as I saw the title, the words “because, don’t all good stories…” popped into my head!

  • @deanbuss1678
    @deanbuss1678 2 місяці тому +2

    This is another cool story!
    Thanks HG!

  • @RandomTChance
    @RandomTChance 2 місяці тому +2

    And we are grateful for your work. ✌️🤠

  • @camilleszalma4556
    @camilleszalma4556 2 місяці тому +2

    I like many UA-cam videos every day. I've been subscribed to your channel for years and have a lot of other subscrptions too (although yours is one of my favorites). But I don't often share the videos I watch. Well this was an extremely shareworthy video and I accordingly shared it. Thanks for making such interesting content!

  • @jaewok5G
    @jaewok5G 2 місяці тому +1

    as a refinement or addendum to your proverb, "pirates will make a story greater"

  • @RobertMeersman
    @RobertMeersman 2 місяці тому +5

    The yarn of yarns this wow

  • @ricksaint2000
    @ricksaint2000 2 місяці тому +2

    Thank you History Guy

  • @bavondale
    @bavondale 2 місяці тому

    so true. you tell pirate stories so well

  • @constipatedinsincity4424
    @constipatedinsincity4424 2 місяці тому +6

    14:20 Sounds like the Wu Tang Clan! Hey History Guy 🤓didn't you say that the Wu Tang Clan was nothing to F with ?!?👐

    • @artmosley3337
      @artmosley3337 2 місяці тому

      Was he really Celibate??? That is the part of history that is really forbidden to discuss… and how about the Nuns??? Orphans????

  • @ElaineWood-f2t
    @ElaineWood-f2t 2 місяці тому +2

    Very interesting story! ❤

  • @michaelwalton7776
    @michaelwalton7776 2 місяці тому +2

    I'm going to start a rock band and call it Firefart!😎🎸

  • @markpaul-ym5wg
    @markpaul-ym5wg 2 місяці тому +6

    Filthy stinking rich was the album cover name and a song that was on the album.The band was called warrant.

    • @roberthevern6169
      @roberthevern6169 2 місяці тому +2

      We have a warrant for your arrest!

    • @markpaul-ym5wg
      @markpaul-ym5wg 2 місяці тому +1

      @@roberthevern6169 Insert cassett,push PLAY.

  • @michaelnovak4035
    @michaelnovak4035 2 місяці тому +1

    I have toured Avignon. Beautiful place!!! My Roman Catholic family didn't believe me, until they read a bit!

    • @kimfleury
      @kimfleury 2 місяці тому

      Didn't believe what?

    • @michaelnovak4035
      @michaelnovak4035 2 місяці тому

      @@kimfleury that a Pope lived and worked in Avignon before I went there

  • @kellybasham3113
    @kellybasham3113 2 місяці тому +2

    Love your videos

  • @Torby4096
    @Torby4096 2 місяці тому +3

    Pirates twice in one story😮

  • @steveshoemaker6347
    @steveshoemaker6347 2 місяці тому +3

    Thank the hard working research work of THG🎀
    Old F-4 Phantom ll fighter pilot Shoe🇺🇸

    • @paulholmes672
      @paulholmes672 2 місяці тому +1

      Ah, the original Rhino, remember it well from fixing wing fold leaks and Door 22 explorations!! TYFYS, Sir!

    • @steveshoemaker6347
      @steveshoemaker6347 2 місяці тому

      @@paulholmes672 Thank you.....
      Shoe🇺🇸

  • @bigsarge2085
    @bigsarge2085 2 місяці тому +3

    ☠ Fascinating!

  • @RetiredSailor60
    @RetiredSailor60 2 місяці тому +9

    Good morning History Guy and everyone watching. Have a good weekend... Win the Gold USA 2024 Paris Olympics!

    • @swhip897
      @swhip897 2 місяці тому

      But it's not about winning, just politics

  • @jill-ti7oe
    @jill-ti7oe 2 місяці тому +2

    A particularly Ripping Yarn Ol' Bean.

  • @coling3957
    @coling3957 2 місяці тому +6

    "don't the best stories always have Popes..?"

  • @robertmoye7565
    @robertmoye7565 2 місяці тому +2

    Good one.

  • @richardthornhill4630
    @richardthornhill4630 2 місяці тому +4

    There is no end to the corruption of Medieval clergy and papacy.

    • @roberthevern6169
      @roberthevern6169 2 місяці тому +1

      Corruption and humans go hand in hand....

  • @davemechanic1
    @davemechanic1 2 місяці тому

    The best story teller in all the lands
    Ladies and gentlemen

  • @CaptainJerry-
    @CaptainJerry- 2 місяці тому +2

    It's a Pirate life for me!

  • @carolgonzales1410
    @carolgonzales1410 2 місяці тому +2

    How many more unknown stories are hidden away.

  • @elcastorgrande
    @elcastorgrande 2 місяці тому +3

    All good stories involve pirates.

  • @justanamerican9024
    @justanamerican9024 2 місяці тому +5

    Arrr, Matie, good video. Thanks!

  • @fredericrike5974
    @fredericrike5974 2 місяці тому +2

    There was a larger commercial war going on in the post Templars era. This was part of it. Look into how the Templars raised money, what their involvement in the wool markets was, and the iconography of the Templars, particularly of the Templars who were responsible for the fleet of ships that disappeared sometime on the night before Philip of France and Robert d'Norgurey (sic), his Attorney General, had their warrant and notice of confiscation delivered. There is a lot we still do not know, and I suspect looking in the older records of the Cistercians and Bernard of Clairvaux could be profitable, as they were often partners with the Templars from their founding to the end.
    Having seen first hand how dirty the RCC was, it should not shock you to find they wanted none of this to come out- it has taken hundreds of years of pressure from outside the church to let academics begin the trove though 1600 years of the RCC's history.
    You might just see those cuff links in a far different light with this little bit of prodding.

    • @kimfleury
      @kimfleury 2 місяці тому

      No it has not "taken hundreds of years of pressure from the outside to let academics begin the trove though 1600 years of the" Church's history. The first academics in the West were the professors who taught in Catholic universities, because every university in Europe was founded by bishops and religious orders.
      But what specifically are you looking for? Because you have to know that before you can look at it. It's not like the librarians of the archives do or should let any Tom, Dick and Harry waltz through the ancient stacks pulling out papers both bound and unbound. I doubt you would even allow some stranger into your own library, or even have access to your bookshelf to pull all the books off the shelves and clumsily turn the pages looking for secrets that you don't want the world to know. Never mind the idea that you might have carefully organized your books and don't want it messed up. Never mind the idea that you might have inherited the library and found it to be overwhelmingly unorganized, as the previous librarians put books wherever they found a spot. Both of these are the cases with the Vatican archives. There's actually video of it on UA-cam explaining the procedures and requirements for accessing works that might be preserved in the archives, and the reasons for the procedures. In the past, items were stored wherever there was space, but a reorganization project is taking place, with investment in storage space and maintenance. Sometimes the thing you're looking for is just buried or not yet catalogued. It's not because they're hiding anything, but because you're dealing with 2,000 years of documents. But bigots don't accept reality when they can make a phony case for making their hated groups look bad.

  • @geraldgriffin8220
    @geraldgriffin8220 2 місяці тому

    Great story !

  • @bnthern
    @bnthern 2 місяці тому +2

    well told!

  • @kraneiathedancingdryad6333
    @kraneiathedancingdryad6333 2 місяці тому

    Love your pirate shirt 🏴‍☠️

  • @deanbuss1678
    @deanbuss1678 2 місяці тому +1

    Thanks!

  • @morfeusdream
    @morfeusdream 2 місяці тому +1

    All good stories involve pirates!

  • @Guangrui
    @Guangrui 2 місяці тому +2

    But of course, all the good stories involve pirates, one way or another 😂😂

  • @GUNNER67akaKelt
    @GUNNER67akaKelt 2 місяці тому +1

    The dread pirate 'firefart'... lol.

  • @davidholder3207
    @davidholder3207 2 місяці тому

    This ripping yarn must be one of many lurking in the Vatican archives.

  • @Palvader
    @Palvader 2 місяці тому +3

    Because don't all good stories involve pirates?!

  • @MarkEvans-wx3sg
    @MarkEvans-wx3sg 2 місяці тому

    Thank you for truth

  • @captainsensiblejr.
    @captainsensiblejr. 2 місяці тому

    Fragmentary joke, found in the Humour section of an ancient wing of the Vatican Library
    "A soaking wet bishop, the sodden Pope and a pirate walk into a seaside bar. The bartender, quite familiar with castaways and ship wrecked sailors, guffawed loudly "Why the long faces? You look as though someone sank your galley !"
    The bishop and the Pope grimace sourly and simultaneously point at the the pirate, and in unison both said "He did ..... "
    Sadly, the punchline has not survived ...
    "

  • @charliemansonUK
    @charliemansonUK 2 місяці тому

    Ooooh Pirates ☠️ ♥️

  • @johnstreet797
    @johnstreet797 2 місяці тому

    The socks pirates prefer are AARRGGGGGHYLES! What do pirates pay to get their ears pierced? A buck an ear! ARGGGH

  • @george2113
    @george2113 2 місяці тому +1

    It's past time to publish all the papal documents so they can't be lost to history!

    • @kimfleury
      @kimfleury 2 місяці тому

      They _are_ published if they're in the archives at the Vatican.

    • @george2113
      @george2113 2 місяці тому +1

      @@kimfleury printed isn't published

  • @tomwarner2468
    @tomwarner2468 2 місяці тому +1

    Of course, don't all good stories involve pirates!

  • @obsidianjane4413
    @obsidianjane4413 2 місяці тому +1

    The "War of the Peters". Giggle sophomorically.
    Many of the only fragments we have of ancient civilization's writings, thoughts, and structure are little more than mundane receipts and correspondence (ie: emails).

  • @JTA1961
    @JTA1961 2 місяці тому +13

    There was alot of a~salt~ing going on back then

    • @VespasianJudea
      @VespasianJudea 2 місяці тому +1

      Was there any ass-salting?

    • @frenzalrhomb6919
      @frenzalrhomb6919 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@VespasianJudea
      What happens out at sea etc etc etc . . .

    • @VespasianJudea
      @VespasianJudea 2 місяці тому

      @@frenzalrhomb6919
      😆

  • @167curly
    @167curly 2 місяці тому +2

    There were as rascals back in history as much aa amongst politicians nowadays

    • @ulyssees30y
      @ulyssees30y 2 місяці тому

      A few days ago I try a

  • @robertfindley921
    @robertfindley921 2 місяці тому +2

    Religion has always been about power and wealth. And control. And hoarding women. But then many get caught up in the hoopla and pomp, thinking it's their ticket to paradise and absolution of their misdeeds, past, present and even future.

    • @roberthevern6169
      @roberthevern6169 2 місяці тому

      Are you attempting to reinstate my already burst bubble? Sorry, bud,
      many have tried, none have succeeded! But, there's a fool born every second!

    • @paulholmes672
      @paulholmes672 2 місяці тому +1

      Organized Religion, yes.

  • @cinemaipswich4636
    @cinemaipswich4636 2 місяці тому

    The Vatican Collection is 2000 years of knowledge, wealth and power. The richest collection on Earth, from original writings of all authors, precious metals and gems, original artworks from around the world over that time. Original manuscripts from all the scientists, philosophers and artisans since recorded time.

  • @phredphlintstone6455
    @phredphlintstone6455 2 місяці тому

    Could have ended the sentence at "Hollywood doesn't know anything"

  • @jonathanwetherell3609
    @jonathanwetherell3609 2 місяці тому +1

    Just shows the power and wealth of a religion.

  • @Chris-ut6eq
    @Chris-ut6eq 2 місяці тому +2

    So pirates are the salt of the earth?

  • @gardnep
    @gardnep 2 місяці тому

    A train load of gold and precious materials was also confiscated by pirates in WW2.

  • @constipatedinsincity4424
    @constipatedinsincity4424 2 місяці тому +2

    10:08 Anthony?

  • @nickgarrity764
    @nickgarrity764 2 місяці тому

    Brava

  • @tolentarpay5464
    @tolentarpay5464 2 місяці тому +1

    After all, don't all good stories involve loiterers?

  • @Jason-fm4my
    @Jason-fm4my 2 місяці тому

    Special thanks to Daniel and Karen.

  • @constipatedinsincity4424
    @constipatedinsincity4424 2 місяці тому +2

    5:11 Tim Tebow is still everywhere

    • @samiam619
      @samiam619 2 місяці тому +2

      WOW! There’s a name I hoped to never hear again…

  • @semigoth299
    @semigoth299 2 місяці тому +2

    ❤ another great story because it has pirate’s 🏴‍☠️

    • @uriituw
      @uriituw 2 місяці тому +1

      It has pirate’s what?

  • @Zorglub1966
    @Zorglub1966 2 місяці тому +2

    Yaaaarrrrrr!

  • @johnbroadway4196
    @johnbroadway4196 2 місяці тому

    JEEEEEEZ, OH what history hides the Reasons which is how religion and politics are never boring.

  • @semigoth299
    @semigoth299 2 місяці тому

    I got a goal to reach it involves ancient food and the crops here and there how do I start and fish hatcheries

  • @sarge420
    @sarge420 2 місяці тому

    If you tax the Vatican alone, this could almost wipe out our deficit.

  • @pierrettegagnon2627
    @pierrettegagnon2627 2 місяці тому

    WE WILL NEVER KNOW THE TRUE HISTORY OF THE HUDSON BAY WOOL COMPANY......

  • @Braz3nRav1n
    @Braz3nRav1n 2 місяці тому

    "nephews"

  • @1208bug
    @1208bug 2 місяці тому

    😊👍

  • @PenninkJacob
    @PenninkJacob 2 місяці тому

    👍👍👍

  • @roberthevern6169
    @roberthevern6169 2 місяці тому +1

    What! The Catholic Church involved in shady dealings!
    Surely, you jest!
    Quick, call Ron Howard!

  • @richardmiller9883
    @richardmiller9883 2 місяці тому

    Nephews or "nephews"?

  • @nickc247
    @nickc247 2 місяці тому

    No, not all good stories involve pirates.

  • @comentedonakeyboard
    @comentedonakeyboard 2 місяці тому

    Pirates of the Vatican

  • @Redeemedbylove1987
    @Redeemedbylove1987 2 місяці тому

    The Vadican would have this movie shut down.

  • @jeffbangkok
    @jeffbangkok 2 місяці тому +1

    Good night.