RETURN OF THE SIMS
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
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Oney Plays The Sims for PC. This video of The Sims Gameplay / Walkthrough was recorded in 1080p as a "Let's Play" or LP by OneyPlays.
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In Lyle’s defense, “knights of the square table” does sound exactly like a joke that Nostalgia Critic would make in his review of Monty Python.
I can't believe Lyle gaslit me like that, because I could have sworn I remember a video just like that when he mentioned it
Spoony actually used to be a movie reviewer for a magazine called "Knights of the Dinner Table".
okay weeb
blazing dragons ps1
@@lasagnapepeeno hehe found the neckbeard
Spoony attempting to make it in the big leagues by kissing celebrities and then wetting himself at the pay phone after getting thrown out is pure gold
Something oddly fitting about seeing an unwashed Spoony pissing his pants in the middle of Hollywood.
As celebrities walk past him looking the other direction and covering their noses from the stench.
A visual representation of his Patreon
@@crowcade From $5000 to around $100 now.
God, imagine flipping the switch so all the industrial wall fans go to full power and all of your bead doors go flying everywhere.
It'd be perfect cause all the fans are blowing at once you'd be living in a zero gravity environment. You'd become 2 inches taller and have soft chalk bones.
Imagine the beads slapping their faces as they try to move through lmao
i would put up like 70 wind chimes
This made me spit out my drink
@@Katawesome laughing at OneyPlays comments sounds kinda bruh ngl
I would love a HBO series about Spoony trapped in Hollywood with no money and no way home and he has to make it to the big time.
Imagine all those psychosis tweets he done in the last 6 years spoken in live action
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That's genius! We should title it . . . "Da Spoony Experiment".
That's depressingly close to Spoony's actual life right now.
@@GELTONZ what has he been up to lately?
Imagine walking through the dark, damp, twisting hallways of their house and in the distance you hear the faint sound of the atop the fourth wall theme tune coming closer and closer.
"What's that? WHO'S THERE?!"
*"IT IS ME, THE LIGHTBRINGER!"*
*whistling intensifies*
I would love a shitty unity horror game where the layout of the map is this nightmare house and Linkara stalks you like the Minotaur until you wring out a skunk in his face
The fans are programmed to sync with the theme song
Id die of happiness
"Drywall, huh?"
I don't know why that cracks me up everytime but it does
"d r y w a l l h u h ?"
underrated lyle moment
It's such a menial nonsensical thing to bring passive aggressive criticism to, so it fits with their character of him, and maybe him in general
17:19 “Spoony is so upset he can’t do anything”
Wow just like in real life...
spoony trying to kiss celebrities and linkara trying to pet a skunk is part of that fine line where i can see them doing it as a skit and irl
My piss filled pot-belly jiggles with laughter at the sight of my favorite little simulated characters
You wish it was piss filled.
gottem
@@A_Black_Sheep94 Don't make me demonstrate my piss level good sir, I'm not afraid to go back to prison
@@notmyrealname1999 I bet your whole family doesn't even have a quart of piss between them.
@@A_Black_Sheep94 Those are fightin words in my neck of the woods boy. My family is known throughout the backhills for our volume of piss, The youngest baby boys of my clan hold more piss than you could drink in a month
Upgraded from a slightly large shack to a series of dark, winding hallways with a carpet that looks like someone dumped a bunch of paint on the floor. Channel Awesome is really going places.
Hey... it has great circulation at least.
@@dovahkiin201
Unlike Spoony.
I'm so happy, I didn't think they'd return to this
Same here, this done did fill me with glee
Same too
Wish they would do another fall guys
I was worried too
Same. I’m so glad they have. It was one of my favourite episodes. I hope they make it a full on series.
Remember that they didnt put any lights or windows so this entire rat maze is pitch black. Spoony stubs his toe on the sink every morning. Their life is pure hell.
There's probably a good deal of light going through the fans
"He's criticizing something already."
They grow up so fast.
His hat is sweaty. Tie's red, gun is heavy. He's criticizing something already, it's Ferngully.
He's screeching, but on his right he's got Lindsay Ellis the NChick... But he can't get to Spoony.
Is that you, Karl?!
How’s your auntie nora she still passing wind?
@@rdm4952 for fiiiiiive minutes
At this point in my life, I'm just glad I'm not Tomar. I couldn't live with that kind of guilt.
That’s so mean. You’re so right though.
@@donet0death240 I am also glad I'm not Jaxxy. God knows how embarrassed she is rn.
@@roachdoggjr45 who
Chicken bruh
Or with the pleasure
"Oney and friends torture AI replicants of semi-famous internet personalities for 36 minutes"
Oney was Roko’s basilisk all along!
I like how their house just looks like a minigolf course.
it can even simulate wind speed
Doug left his coffee machine on in the old house bathroom causing a house fire. The only thing that survived the flames was his iconic vibrating bed.
22:45 I love that the skunk came in to devour the corpse of the Nostalgia Critic
“Hello, I’m the Nostalgia Skunk. I killed Doug, so you don’t have to.”
Is Chris not aware we only watch him cause he's good looking?? Hes an illustrious dame
We need him to make an oneyfans
Can't believe oneyplays is coming back to bully these successful internet personalities whose entire career was built off of making fun of people smh
Classic Oneyplays, bullying Channel Awesome
I love it when bullies bully the bullies bullying bullies
*mario 64 bully noises*
Channel Awesome OneyPlays sims house when?
I wouldn't really call Spoony "successful" at this point
I can't believe Spoony met Richie Sambora.
and then he pissed himself next to his star on the walk of fame! Such an icon
Does anyone else have nostalgia for Sims Makin Magic, i really wanted them to make Doug cannonball down the magic hole to become a powerful wizard.
I used to love doing the duels. Sick time bro, fucking sick.
i was sad that chris shut it down immediately lol
That time when Spoony went to Hollywood. He tried to force himself on a stage hand, pissed on the sidewalk, screamed BETRAYAL and ran off.
I like how Chris forgets games and bits they’ve done on this channel constantly but he remembered the random NCP that showed up for an ending gag
Probably cause he goes to nonsensical efforts sometimes for visual gags
I slapped my belly when I saw this pop up :)
I stuck my finger in my belly button and wiggled it at high speeds jollily 😊
go go gadget my belly is red from slaps
I rubbed mine hohoho
I picked the pizza crumbs from mine.
i legit turned myself inside out through the belly button when I saw the notification pop up
After 4,000 years of waiting...
literally this was the best notification I’ve got in ages
All the planets finally aligned so we could have sims
It'll be out when it's out. And we like that.
MOM TURN THE TV ON THEY’RE PLAYING THE SIMS
MOM WAKE UP THEY HIT THE PLUMBOB!!
been so outa breath laughing at the thought of a maze with a toilet at the end and seeing doug running trough the maze having a huge diareah so funny ty guys such fun vid
"Who's screaming?"
A complex question for the Awesome House
Cerbius25 oh. I thought you asked “who’s creaming?”
I like how Chris built what's essentially the house version of the Overlook Hotel for the Schmuckleheads.
This is literally the only channel that could make me excited about the Sims
It's actually pretty fun if you make weird little characters instead of normal people
berleezy got a good sims series also if maxmoefoe did one i’d be super stoked
turns out max does have a sims series and it was good
The dear leader will hear of this
The sims is only fun when you know how to play it. Like these funee boys.
20:13 this is one of those things that sounds fake but then they have proof immediately.
Can I just say I love that the house they designed forced Lyle to utter the phrase "Kitchen Shed"😂😂
Guys this means they’ll finish spooky house of jump scares
Not after Cory was executed by the federal government.
Well I mean, the people who published Spookys house of jumpscares are also publishing Bowlbo so it'd be kinda cringe and illegal if they don't finish it
Hoodied l
@@kM-er8oz true
And they never did.
Airport bench to sleep on, 1970 desk phone, bamboo shower, garage kitchen, mini-golf floor, wind turbine bedroom, bead doors that let skunks inside, outside computer, and a toilet at the end of a labyrinth.
Now you all know the secret recipe to a successful career
Add a plastic girafe next to a tomb and we would have Salvador Dali's house
I got my horsey in my back.
My horsey is attached.
Put him in there with a big ol' skin graft.
30:48 For anyone else who came looking for this part lol. I finally found it thanks to this comment.
That video of Nostalgia Critic quitting his job brought back memories of this site that I did not know I had
Just wanted to let ya'll know that I started eating a Little Caesar's pizza when the video started and I finished the whole thing at the 19 minute mark, thanks for reading
I'm proud of you Nate.
Thanks for reading, Thomas. Hope the family is well.
-Nate
Sent from my Blackberry
Rest in pizza Nate
Proud of you, lad.
You’re welcome. Hope you’re doin well bud
30:50 Oney, Tomar, and Lyle should start a cover band. That performance was incredible.
5:11 Yes Chris it's called the Winchester Mansion
16:37 - Spoony calling for his Mom is eerie -- considering she tweeted him about bringing him food recently.
Zach is the floating diamond above all their heads
@0-KINGSLOTH-0 Now its the matter of recovering the emeralds in Sims to our world. Tomar is sneaky by transcending dimensions to hide them.
Zachariah hath assume-ed a diamond shape most foul
Your dad is cooler roachdogjr
Zach's the noneucalidian angel from neon Genesis evangelion
Zach is my floating diamond 🥰
I initially I thought it said RETURN OF THE SIMPS, but this is so much better
27:57
Tomar not so subtly hinting at his OnlyFans account
Once again, able to get by on just his devilish good looks 😔
If he wasn’t so charming, he’d be in jail
I would totally subscribe to a Tomar onlyfans and watch him cover himself in peanut butter and slide down a slip n slide into a pool full of hippos, which he then outswims. It is part of his daily exercise regiment
@@jeremyabbott4537 Hey now, there's no need for that mister!
You should be nicer to Jaxxy's friends and let them enjoy the pool too
@@onionsilk Hey, Tomar is the one who does it every morning at 9 AM sharp. He says it is good practice for the end times.
God, I wish Zack was here. He'd make a bunch of fun, nasty little characters
I think they just designed my Rimworld killbox.
Tomar,"We got all the expansion packs working now!"
Chris at the first sign of an expansion pack,"Magic? What a fucking stupid expansion pack!"
I still want to see the Chandler family recreated in this game.
They’re working on it
Did you see that new video Chris posted of his Mom? All jokes aside, it's actually sickening the way he talks to her. She looks so brittle and confused. I miss old goofy Chris Chan...
😐
Bruh
11 months later- Uhoh
I just realized the thumbnail is tomar stealing more gems
Ok racist
He grows more powerful by each episode we must all be weary of the new world order.
Are you being tomarist right now?
Draco TheGreat
You can’t be Tomarist if you’re a Tomarian like I am.
Oy vey
Wow, the lead guitarist of Bon Jovi, Richie Sambora, denied our savior spoony an autograph.
Chris builds houses like Lady Winchester to confuse spirits
The windchester mystery shack of fans
(The fans are used to blow away the ghosts)
for the love of God, don't abandon this series like the other ones
I want OneyPlays to dub an entire episode of Nostalgia Critic and Linkara
imagine the smell
Average smash tourney.
I won't
Channel Awesome probably smelled terrible
Prolly just piss, egg yolk, and maybe expired cheese.
@@boboloon no u
I love how the Linkara impression sounds like Butthead doing a Linkara impression.
I really hope they continue this series, it hits me in da heart
Spoony going to Hollywood was the funniest fucking thing
spoony: you know what I was thinking as that complete stranger wouldn't let me kiss them?
B E T R A Y A L !
famous quote that ended his career and turned him into depressive loser
Not really ended his career. The quote pretty much ended LordKaT’s career. So he ended up being really pissy at Spoony.
What really ended Spoony’s career was the “sex basement joke” on Twitter.
@@MoskHotel Nah, it was the movie. Plenty of his fans got over the joke. The BETRAYAL of Spoony with the Patreon Promise of a movie? THAT'S when his fans began turning on him.
I'm so happy holy shit, I figured this was a one and done Sims vid
Nostalgia Critics Patented Vibrating Bed thats in all his videos
I remember one time when Tomar burst out from the dirt in front of me, where he had apparently burrowed the night before. He wore a Rick and Morty shirt and an Overwatch hat, I remember quite distinctly. He spat in my face and called me a cuck. What made it weird is that this happened in 2005.
did you die
@@o.b.carson1338 I did
Yeah, what a fine claim from a person that had no knowledge of Newgrounds in its hay day.
Lol, jk, I have no idea about any of those things about anyone else, and I have no right to claim so.
I legitimately thought that Spoony, Linkara, and The Nostalgia Critic were all three names for the same person until I watched this video.
I haven't even seen a Nostalgia Critic in years, and I've never seen The Wall review. I want it to remain mysterious to me
I would pay literal money to see more of a Sims series of 'Living with the Three Schmuckheads' xD
The pop ups at the beginning reminded me of when he played oblivion
I can't believe I'm only just now realizing that the thumbnail of this serious is Tomar assaulting his friends for there precious gems.
Zachs been scarce in the episodes as of late, let's hope hes working on some more sweet sweet smiling friendly boys
He’s in the samurai jack series
@@Saiaxs you can never have enough of the sweet little goblin man
Saiaxs yeah I know I’m just saying he’s showing up not as much as he used to so I’m just hopeful he’s busy making that sweet sweet movie draw men
Listen, clark, they had to put him down, we're all upset about it
Oney's Spooney impression is surprisingly accurate
Imagine setting those two industrial fans in the love-bedroom to reverse at the same time, while Spoony's sleeping there. Would he be ripped apart, or just held in stasis?
when i saw this in my feed i slapped my knees together in jovial excitement.
Some say that Spoony is still vibrating in that old clown house...
26:02 wasn't that what Animeme (or whatever) was?
I just remember the one where Jon and Arin are on the thumbnail and all the joke is "Hey Arin. we're cats."
Can't wait to see this whole episode in the next Nostalgia Critic Compilation
11 year old me is sooooo pissed that Chris doesn't know any of the hotkeys, and at his reluctance to use rosebud
“We’re going to play all the expansions” Uh-huh. I’ll believe it when I see it.
Doug quitting his job in that horribly awkward way was pretty great.
Glad you got the footage back, thank you Oney and possibly other friends for the absolutely amazing work on the FF7 Collab
"Let's see how they'll do by themselves"
*Immediately waste all of their money*
Tomar attacked me today, it's hard to listen to the same voice that told me my death was coming soon
Did he point a gun to your head and ask if you believe in God? If so, that's just his way of saying hi. Sure it's a little cringy, but he means well. :)
He only does that when he spies you too close to a gemerald! You must use stealth and caution next time.
Don't forget to add me to your will like you said you would it would be very rude of you.
That's just tomars funny idea of a little joak, a leetle prank, a funnee gag, it's ha-armless! Don't worry, unless you're eating his spahgettie
watching this again Tomar was really upset the house didn't get fully decorated lol
The OCD in me goes crazy that the house wasn't fully decorated 😅
I wanna live in the channel awesome nightmare labyrinth!
I'm so glad they are continuing this
I like how they use that fucking sims theme in like 15 different videos, but not sims
making magic was the best expansion pack ever
3:23 I didn’t know Jeff did voice acting for this game
I’m watching this late at night and I have to be quiet because my girlfriend is sleeping. But I’m laughing so hard because this is so hilarious! It’s even harder because I have to be quiet! My god I love this sims business! Please do more 😁
Spoony's Big Adventure
30:44 bit had me giggling
I guess it is official, the Nostalgia Critic is a family member of Chris now... after all these years , we finally saw his transformation from Chris O’Neil to .... Chris Walker.
Also *sigh* Chris ... why wold you bully your uncle Critic like that ...
i could watch this forever idk why this is definitely my favorite series from oney, please bring in zach if u do another episode
“Those poor channel awesome dudes... all they ever did was try and make people laugh”
Are we the baddies?
Channel Awesome, which Doug Walker had a big hand in, was awful to the critics they hired. I've read Doug's brother is also an asshole (who is quite involved with Channel Awesome as well). Spoony lied to his Patreons about making a movie, and has generally been real douchy to past Channel Awesome Members and his Fans. Linkara always came off as quite humble.
You guys joke, but this is a nicer house than 90% of your audience will ever be able to afford.
The magic expansion was during Harry Potter hysteria. It was fun at the time
Finally i can watch these three grown men torture three innocent little characters in the videogame sims again.
Lyle was a funny boy to begin with but he has gotten five billion times funnier in his time on OneyPlays
God, the Sims soundtrack takes me back. The gentle yet jazzy piano is so fucking good.
Chris basically gave the critical trio the Winchester House. A nonsensical maze made by a mad woman to confuse the ghosts she was convinced were after her.
I like how fast it goes from "we should make them a mansion" to 'let's make their house a living hell'
i’m not sure how i feel about zach recording alone doing impressions of chris lyle and tomar