It's like the _shape_ of what a 'party in opposition, about to be voted in to power' speech should be........but with absolutely no connection to her own party or present reality.
@@gregorious123then we'll all stand up and fight... and if this whole country stands up and fights... the world will stand up and fight. Not sure who we're all gonna be standing up and fighting against... no wait... the Conservative Party 😂😂
It's like this lady got a decent round of applause for saying, "Stand up and fight" once and thought that's what the people like to hear so she kept saying it over and over as she thought it's now some happy trigger for the crowd
To me it seemed like she forgot her speech/lost her train of thought so she just kept saying the same thing over and over until what she was going to say popped back into her head (but it never did).
@@Tao_Tology yes, I know it was, but it sounded so inept that it was like somebody just ranting and raving on a street corner. It's so embarrassing that I can't bring myself to listen to it for a second time.
It's like the whole country lost its collective mind after seeing her carry a ridiculously big sword in a ridiculous outfit, sporting a ridiculous hair-do, and thought: "You know what? She'd make a good PM one day."
I remember when Major and all of of the post-Thatcher era Tories seemed like a bunch of fumbling clowns with no clue what to do, but they seem quite competent compared to this current lot.
@@soothsayerbh1038 so you would rather continue with this? a party who spunked 100 billion up the walkl on a railway line that was guaranteed to fail. It's people like you that allow them to stay in power.
@@soothsayerbh1038is this because the media told you that Corbyn and now Starmer is Stalin or that there will be some sort of white people extinction if Labour win?
The totally bizarre thing about this is that she clearly imagined, in her mind, a standing roar of approval on the word "freedom". Instead, embarrassed silence, encapsulated in that one bewildered shaking head ...
That fourth wall break hit me with a guilt trip for all the satirists I've encouraged and enjoyed. How's another series of your radio show looking Michael?
The cuts to Suella De Vil and Gove, and at the end that person shaking their head 😂 "dont leave the podium! you aren't talented enough!" Please endure on Spicer, you make it all just a little more bearable x
It was the ‘Let me guess: stand up and fight ?’ that really tickled me. I’m afraid there’s going to be at least 12 months of must take opportunities for this character, Michael. They are as unhinged as a broken gate.
Was that really Braverman's reaction at 00:20 to "we are the party and country that stood up and fought nazis and fascists"? Her face seems to say, "I know!! Ironic, isn't it?"
Sounds like she's had the " stand up and fight" chip planted in her brain! The " big sword" reference was hilarious 😅😅 Don,t you dare soundproof The Room Next Door..we need it in our lives🎉🎉😊
Ok... I'm standing up... I'm ready with fists raised... What am I fighting? Because to be honest, hand-to-hand combat with verbal diarrhoea is a little outside my jurisdiction.
We get it Michael but you are providing a service to the world. It is hard to live without because well then there will just be the crazy without laughs.
This is my first time watching the speech. I couldn't bring myself to watch it. The cutaways to your commentary are the only way I think I could ever have gotten through it.
Amazing how politicians can stand there and ramble on for ages and say absolutely nothing meaningful. Spicy has to sit through it to edit it for our entertainment! Thank you Spicy for your dedication and patience.
Oh Michael, Michael, Michael! I was distraught yesterday when you said you couldn't do this. Now I'm as happy as a tory with 7 bins. Thank-you from the heart of my bottom, or something, for taking one (actually, more please) for the team, er country.
Honestly Stephen, this is one of your best. I knew you were on to a winner from the start of Mordaunt's absolute bonkers rhetoric but you really nailed it Please don't stop.
Ahhhhhhhh!!! Mr. Spicer, given the time difference (I am in Chicago at the moment,) I was able to enjoy this but with my morning coffee and breakfast (as one bagel, geese and jam) and and have a bellowed laugh to start my day. Thank you sir and yes, I see why you don’t want to do this character any more 😂! Thank you for bearing that cross for so long for our amusement. You are deeply talented!😊
"Fought Nazis and fascists" and then decided to become the Nazis and fascists Also yes I totally get why you hate the character. You are hoist on your own petard with this ❤❤❤
Maybe don't bring up WW2 when Camberlain was a tory prime minister who didn't stand up and fight and Churchill was part of a coalition government with Labour during WW2.
She holds the position of Leader of the House of Commons, among other roles. This ridiculous jumble of noises is at variance with her measured ridicule of a tiny set of rogue MPs who peddle conspiracy theories and other idiocy in Parliament. If this speech is the best she could have come up with, she knows that most of the target audience at conference is absolutely stark staring mad ... but hey, Tories want votes from people who like this sort of loonacy 🤷 Edit to remove a stray apostrophe s at the start.
She's the equivalent of the German Minister of the Interior. She wants to deport refugees to Rwanda and gave a speech the other day saying that the Human Rights Act should be called the Criminal Rights Act and that Multiculturalism was a failed idea and that liberalism and support for immigration are luxury beliefs.
0:20 Her grasp of history is so good she doesn't know about the Spanish Civil War, the Soviets and Churchill's necessary Coalition with Attley. Lovely stuff.
Went searching for this yesterday... just been sent a link. Thank you 👍 In all honesty; I do see why you don't want to do this character! It was hilarious to watch the earphone guy losing his shit next door, at them getting it all so wrong, but in reality that guy would have left by now too. The fact that they write this stuff and all think that it works is crazy! In the event that they write it themselves, wow!! But at the same time, if someone writes it for them, then they clearly don't like the boss or the party! Who signs this stuff off!!!!! I don't think there are many in any of the UK parties that are really in touch with reality now. They all just look after each other and keep themselves and their mates in jobs.
The tories classifying themselves as the ones on whom "the entire progress of humanity depends" is genuinely gut-burstingly hilarious.
She means we have to save the white supremacist patriarchy and cis people from the poor who want the rich to stop class enslavement.
I prefer it when she sits down and shuts up
Anyone who is obsessed with any one political party are idiots. They're all the same.
Humanity is doomed.
I suppose 'a terrible, ongoing example of what the tories do' could be said to serve as a warning to humanity?
This character is not the hero the country deserves, he's the hero we need right now!
Stand up and fight Michael! 😂
And I, standing next to you, will also stand up and fight!!
And the nation will stand up and fight with you Michel (through tears of laughter)
@@timcopeland656 And I, too, as I see you StandingUpAndFight will also StandUpAndFight
Count me in.
It's more of a "Sit Down and Slight" isn't it?
Most vacuous ‘desperately wanna-be-looking-like-a-leader’ speech I’ve ever seen.
Stand up and fight the Tories - get them out for a generation or 50.
I think she took David Brent as her inspiration.😂
With some strong competition from Truss, that’s really saying something
It's like the _shape_ of what a 'party in opposition, about to be voted in to power' speech should be........but with absolutely no connection to her own party or present reality.
Cringeworthy...
@@tonyalways7174 I was leaning more toward US VP Kamala 🙄
Sorry Michael but you simply HAVE to continue this character - it is so absolutely and totally brilliant!!!!!
You mean he has to stand up and fight?
@@LabaShabba if he stands up and fights I will stand up and fight. And then you will stand up and fight
I'm Spartacus?@@gregorious123
@@gregorious123then we'll all stand up and fight... and if this whole country stands up and fights... the world will stand up and fight.
Not sure who we're all gonna be standing up and fighting against... no wait... the Conservative Party 😂😂
😂😂😂
So, there you are in the pub, someone stands up and fights. And then the whole pub joins in. Happy days!
and the police are too busy to attend. Next stop A&E!
Then the pub down the road joins in
@@bigpants6121 punch-up in A&E!
usually is one!@@neilgarrick6401
@@bigpants6121 A&E, which is short-staffed if you're lucky enough to even have one in the nearest hospital.
It's like this lady got a decent round of applause for saying, "Stand up and fight" once and thought that's what the people like to hear so she kept saying it over and over as she thought it's now some happy trigger for the crowd
It's like that Family Guy episode where Lois just keeps saying "9/11" dramatically and gets elected mayor.
To me it seemed like she forgot her speech/lost her train of thought so she just kept saying the same thing over and over until what she was going to say popped back into her head (but it never did).
@@jameskent9759 No, this was her rehearsed, prepared statement.
@@Tao_Tology yes, I know it was, but it sounded so inept that it was like somebody just ranting and raving on a street corner. It's so embarrassing that I can't bring myself to listen to it for a second time.
It's like the whole country lost its collective mind after seeing her carry a ridiculously big sword in a ridiculous outfit, sporting a ridiculous hair-do, and thought: "You know what? She'd make a good PM one day."
‘When our backs are against the wall we turn around and fight’ - John Major. (Just think about that statement for a moment).
🤣🤣🤣
I remember when Major and all of of the post-Thatcher era Tories seemed like a bunch of fumbling clowns with no clue what to do, but they seem quite competent compared to this current lot.
@@simongiles9749 TOTALLY agree!
John's gonna let that wall know who's boss.
Fight each other?
This is Mordaunt’s cheese and pork markets moment.
They've totally lost it. They are asking people to "stand up and fight" against 13 years of their own piss poor management. You couldn't make this up.
Yep, that’s the one right there.
You know everything you said is right but after all that I still can't vote labour ,
@@soothsayerbh1038 so you would rather continue with this? a party who spunked 100 billion up the walkl on a railway line that was guaranteed to fail. It's people like you that allow them to stay in power.
@@soothsayerbh1038is this because the media told you that Corbyn and now Starmer is Stalin or that there will be some sort of white people extinction if Labour win?
good pup.@@soothsayerbh1038
"Stood up and fought nazis and fascists"
*Cut to Suella Braverman*
Splendid job camera man, absolutely world class timing 🤣
Nuremberg vibes... sent chills down my spine.
the rallies!@@fvefve12
@@fvefve12Wollt Ihr den totalen krieg vibes
Schwurgerichtssaal 600 vibes. For Legionella, they might even renumber it to 666.
Exactly what I thought! One of the weirdest speeches I’ve ever heard.
Channeling Herr Goebbels
The totally bizarre thing about this is that she clearly imagined, in her mind, a standing roar of approval on the word "freedom". Instead, embarrassed silence, encapsulated in that one bewildered shaking head ...
Unhinged, really doesn't begin to describe this Mordaunt performance!
How about "her speech chip shorted out. Now just repeats the same 4 words. Is she still within warranty?"
Was she drugged up or drunk? I don't understand, it's absolutely mental.
Judging from the findings of cocaine in The HofP I'd take a guess at the hubris that fills you on Peruvian Marching Dust!@@xScazza
They all try to channel Thatch, and fail abysmally. I don't want any of what ever it is she's on.@@bornach
@@xScazza Much cocaine was snorted before this performance!
You have to keep going, it’s an absolutely spectacular laugh Michael. ❤
When we needed him the most he came back
Yes, we do see but we need you Michael. It’s pure gold. ❤
You must continue the character. We demand it. If you do not, we will stand up and fi-
Oh hell, she got me! Bollocks.
😂😂 - brilliant! She wants to be very careful getting people to stand up and fight without saying against whom specifically 😅
You want to be careful telling the Tory party to stand up at all, bunch of dusty old skeletons...
That fourth wall break hit me with a guilt trip for all the satirists I've encouraged and enjoyed. How's another series of your radio show looking Michael?
The cuts to Suella De Vil and Gove, and at the end that person shaking their head 😂 "dont leave the podium! you aren't talented enough!"
Please endure on Spicer, you make it all just a little more bearable x
We all need to all say this to Spicer, it's really important, and moving, and keep his motivation going... "stand up and fight!" 🤣
Stella De Vil
It was the ‘Let me guess: stand up and fight ?’ that really tickled me.
I’m afraid there’s going to be at least 12 months of must take opportunities for this character, Michael. They are as unhinged as a broken gate.
Penny Mordaunt's biggest achievement is holding a sword by the 'not pointy' end.
Was that really Braverman's reaction at 00:20 to "we are the party and country that stood up and fought nazis and fascists"? Her face seems to say, "I know!! Ironic, isn't it?"
Sounds like she's had the " stand up and fight" chip planted in her brain! The " big sword" reference was hilarious 😅😅 Don,t you dare soundproof The Room Next Door..we need it in our lives🎉🎉😊
So happy to see the return of The Room Next Door !
I'm sure that speech constitutes a crime of some kind.
Aah yes, but it is being perpetrated by one of those who get richly rewarded by for their misdeeds.
If a scruffy guy from a council house preached that on a street corner or down the pub, more than one person would call the police for sure.
@@emmabrooker166 Exactly.
I may be mistaken but I thought Trump has just been done for similar... starting a riot.
@@emmabrooker166😂😂 so very true
Michael clearly wrote this speech for Mordaunt as it leaves him with an open goal. Which he still finished with aplomb
quality.. and a great cut to Sewer Bravermans gurning
“Don’t cut to her!!” 😂 fantastic job again
I didn't know penny could be this scary , I mean this is pure insanity .
Did you not see cruella, bravado, trustless.
Ok... I'm standing up... I'm ready with fists raised... What am I fighting? Because to be honest, hand-to-hand combat with verbal diarrhoea is a little outside my jurisdiction.
They don't care who you're fighting, just that you're riled up and not paying attention.
She feels like a really awkward mega church speaker
We get it Michael but you are providing a service to the world. It is hard to live without because well then there will just be the crazy without laughs.
exactly - carrying a plastic sword in a pantomime coronation has sent Navvy Penny utterly bonkers
If it's any consolation, you have the thanks of grateful multitudes, Michael, for sitting through these horrorshows so that we don't have to.
This is my first time watching the speech. I couldn't bring myself to watch it. The cutaways to your commentary are the only way I think I could ever have gotten through it.
Breaking the fourth wall at the end was hilariously good. Bravo!
Who exactly are we standing up and fighting against? Her party, which has been in power the last 13 years and broke literally everything?
Yes of course we see why you don't want to do this character anymore... but we're SO happy every time he's back!! 😊🤗
An angel gets it's wings! Gold.
Godzillla? The 50 foot woman? 😆
This was already hilarious but you've took it to a new level, superb stuff.
Please Michael don't give up "The Room Next Door". Pretty please, we enjoy them so much.
Amazing how politicians can stand there and ramble on for ages and say absolutely nothing meaningful. Spicy has to sit through it to edit it for our entertainment! Thank you Spicy for your dedication and patience.
Some reaction videos are just poaching others' work. Yours are creative, acid, and bring me joy. Thank you.
Sometimes they look utterly unparodiable, because they are. So fair play for giving it a go!
Oh Michael, Michael, Michael! I was distraught yesterday when you said you couldn't do this. Now I'm as happy as a tory with 7 bins. Thank-you from the heart of my bottom, or something, for taking one (actually, more please) for the
team, er country.
Yes! We must fight for his stand-up!
Stand up and fight the urge to quit doing this character, Michael!
The speech itself was hilarious, but you have once again made it so much funnier. 😂
Would love for Penny & Michael to go on tour together. Penny already knows her lines!
In these dark days, we need this character more than ever! Please, never stop!
Honestly Stephen, this is one of your best. I knew you were on to a winner from the start of Mordaunt's absolute bonkers rhetoric but you really nailed it Please don't stop.
Isn’t that what caused WW2 …when lots of nations stood up to fight ?
not really.
“a spilled bag of Scrabble tiles” 🤣
His insults are so perfect! 😂
This character must continue,you and Johnathan Pie are some of the only people showing the world how much of a shambles these lot really are
Have you tried Matt Green to round out the trifecta?
Supertanski too
And Nerine Skinner aka Liv Struss and other alter egos
Think you would love Matt Green too
Nick Abbott on LBC Radio Friday night and Saturday night at 10pm.
Ahhhhhhhh!!! Mr. Spicer, given the time difference (I am in Chicago at the moment,) I was able to enjoy this but with my morning coffee and breakfast (as one bagel, geese and jam) and and have a bellowed laugh to start my day. Thank you sir and yes, I see why you don’t want to do this character any more 😂! Thank you for bearing that cross for so long for our amusement. You are deeply talented!😊
Brilliant! And the cutaway to Cruella B - PERFECT!!!
Please keep doing this character. You're so damn good at it!
And, really, the only person (that I've seen thus far) that does it.
Did not disappoint. Glorious! Chapeau Mr Spicer.
Does she realise her party has been in power for 13 years?
Really? What’s wrong with you poms?😂
@@Open-6 I'm Scottish. We haven't voted them in since 1955. An election my now 86-year-old mother was too young to vote in. 😭
Just when you thought you were out, they pull you back in.
Beautifully done as ever....pomposity , callous incompetence ,and no ideas,no plans called out for the ridiculous humbug that it is....😊😊
I will never take you for granted BUT I have been waiting for this and you have not just delivered it, you SMASHED it! Seriously PMSL.
LOVE is what the people in homes, towns, counties and countries need. LOVE not fight please everyone.
Hilarious Michael. That speech would have made more sense if she had said " We want the finest wines available to humanity "
Nailed it as usual Michael!
"Fought Nazis and fascists" and then decided to become the Nazis and fascists
Also yes I totally get why you hate the character. You are hoist on your own petard with this ❤❤❤
If that had been William Wallace's speech in Braveheart, the English would have won that battle...
You, Jonathan Pie and Nerine Skinner keep us just about sane in the bedlam of modern Britain.
"Chat GPT, write me an inspiring speech with no specific promises and without citing anything to be proud of"
Hilarious! It was tough to not burst out laughing at work when I saw this. 😅
That cut to Bravermam was sublime. Peak satire. You Sir, are a genius.
If you stand up and keep doing this character, then other people will stand up and keep doing this character!
Still banging on about WW2 like it was yesterday and like we did it on our own.
You got to fight for your right to par---tee!!!
Maybe don't bring up WW2 when Camberlain was a tory prime minister who didn't stand up and fight and Churchill was part of a coalition government with Labour during WW2.
Sorry Michael...But you must continue this character....Can we have one on Sunak and his wife`s speech too please.....
It is a beautiful thing Mr Spicer - surely the beeb or Times radio need you for every political speech.
Even though I'm German and I've never heard of this lady before, I thought it was hilarious! Keep up the good work! Huge fan!
She holds the position of Leader of the House of Commons, among other roles. This ridiculous jumble of noises is at variance with her measured ridicule of a tiny set of rogue MPs who peddle conspiracy theories and other idiocy in Parliament. If this speech is the best she could have come up with, she knows that most of the target audience at conference is absolutely stark staring mad ... but hey, Tories want votes from people who like this sort of loonacy 🤷
Edit to remove a stray apostrophe s at the start.
She's the equivalent of the German Minister of the Interior. She wants to deport refugees to Rwanda and gave a speech the other day saying that the Human Rights Act should be called the Criminal Rights Act and that Multiculturalism was a failed idea and that liberalism and support for immigration are luxury beliefs.
0:20
Her grasp of history is so good she doesn't know about the Spanish Civil War, the Soviets and Churchill's necessary Coalition with Attley.
Lovely stuff.
'Attack of the 50 foot Woman' !!! Great reference!
NOBODY can tell me she didn't throw back a couple of complimentary G&Ts before she delivered this pub rant.
It probably sounded better in her head!
‘An Angel gets its wings’ 😂
Yes. Yes I do Michael. But please do carry on, it's very entertaining!
"Don't cut to her" 😂😂😂 Wonderful camerawork!
That cut to the camera at the end......🤣🤣🤣🤣
Comedy like this is the only tool for protest and holding politicians to account that hasn't yet been assigned a criminal charge.
Don't stop this character!! Too good.
Stand up and fight; fight for lies, fight for corruption, fight for incompetence!
The moment this speech was made public, I hoped you'd give it the RND treatment. Didn't disappoint 😄
I’m standing up…but not fighting, just too tired. Been shopping, need a cup of tea. But once I’ve had my tea I’ll stand up again…
I'm not even British and I love it.
*YOU HAVE BECOME ROOM NEXT DOOR MAN - THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS* your body will remain a lifeless as stone until you do the character again...!!!
I knew you would put this silly woman's remarks into context for me. Thank you. ❤
Find someone who loves you the way Penny Mordaunt loves Penny Mordaunt.
"We are the party that fought nazis and fascists" It was a national government of all parties!!
They're laughable
Somebody has to call this stuff out and you do it perfectly.
the tories stood up and fought nazis and fascists when they were not being nazis and fascists .Now they are nazis and fascists
This is probably the best one yet. "Don't cut to her!!!" Glorious.
2:06 bloke shaking his head lmao, says it all
Went searching for this yesterday... just been sent a link. Thank you 👍
In all honesty; I do see why you don't want to do this character! It was hilarious to watch the earphone guy losing his shit next door, at them getting it all so wrong, but in reality that guy would have left by now too. The fact that they write this stuff and all think that it works is crazy!
In the event that they write it themselves, wow!! But at the same time, if someone writes it for them, then they clearly don't like the boss or the party! Who signs this stuff off!!!!!
I don't think there are many in any of the UK parties that are really in touch with reality now. They all just look after each other and keep themselves and their mates in jobs.