Spongebob is why Splatoon has no voice chat

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  • @garyconstanza3120
    @garyconstanza3120 8 років тому +121

    Joining Team Spongebob was the worst decision I've ever done in a splatfest. 9/10 matches I was brutally slaughtered and my team was bad.

    • @Genesis-xd3se
      @Genesis-xd3se 8 років тому

      I feel...

    • @dragonarcher89
      @dragonarcher89 8 років тому +3

      +Gary Tomás Constanza Martinez i thought i didnt do too bad in this one. got quite a bit of wins but i will say that when my team did lose, it was not a horrible lost.

    • @duskmoon2640
      @duskmoon2640 8 років тому +1

      The best time for me was the first few hours on spongebob I won all matches

    • @Deidaras
      @Deidaras 8 років тому

      +Gary Tomás Constanza Martinez Agreed,i join spongbob.

    • @marcdimartino9118
      @marcdimartino9118 8 років тому

      +Gary Tomás Constanza Martinez I had a similar experience.

  • @gulfgiggleanimations4472
    @gulfgiggleanimations4472 8 років тому +44

    8:57 Eh I guess it doesn't really matter ... Oh ... FFFFFFFFF*Dolphin Noise*

  • @alexalderete2847
    @alexalderete2847 8 років тому +63

    How does he snipe so good

  • @Kaziko5453
    @Kaziko5453 8 років тому +53

    when you splat somebody just right.

  • @lavii3355
    @lavii3355 8 років тому +29

    Food? Food!

    • @lavii3355
      @lavii3355 8 років тому

      FOOD!

    • @lavii3355
      @lavii3355 8 років тому

      +Tronald Dump I dunno....

    • @thewoomylifeez248
      @thewoomylifeez248 6 років тому

      Being hungry in a nutshell

    • @t4tra
      @t4tra 6 років тому

      Ironic cuz your pfp is Natsuki
      Pls don't hurt me

  • @cozyin
    @cozyin 7 років тому +4

    Hawke is really smart. He doesn't let the enemies notice the laser like thing if ur aiming with the charger. Alot of people do and get spotted easier OR the enemies run for it. Nice strategy!

  • @isthisajojoreference.-.618
    @isthisajojoreference.-.618 8 років тому +37

    Team sponge bob was complaining how we lost. My question is, how were we more popular?? Me and my 3 friends never had a battle against another team sponge bob, yet looking at this video, team Patrick was obviously more popular

    • @xtrem5428
      @xtrem5428 8 років тому +2

      +Aqua Inkygirl I guess it depends on the time you played. Unless you made a 24 hours gaming marathon.

    • @akiratsun
      @akiratsun 8 років тому +2

      +Aqua Inkygirl Yeah, I'm confused too, and I was on Team Patrick! I kept on going against my own team and thought there was no way we were gonna win this. But I guess I was wrong!

    • @topi3366
      @topi3366 8 років тому

      i was on team patrick, and it was weird because i just faced my own team one time.
      I think that depends of the hour that you are playing :/

    • @isthisajojoreference.-.618
      @isthisajojoreference.-.618 8 років тому +1

      I don't mind losing, I lost during cars v planes, but it just puzzled me.

    • @D3ViiANT
      @D3ViiANT 8 років тому +1

      +Aqua Inkygirl I was also quite confused. I was sure team Patrick was more popular. Nonetheless Splatfest needs yet another multiplier change because they just can't seem to get it right. Considering it's set up in a way where the less popular team always wins, no one is ever going to choose the team they like. They're always gonna pick the one that seems less popular. Personally, I no longer do this. I've gotten the perfect stats on my main gear and have no use for sea snails so I fight for whichever team I like regardless of their popularity. It still sucks that I lose so often though. :P

  • @owenbrock9704
    @owenbrock9704 8 років тому +17

    "What the hell man?" I was on the ground laughing... :)

  • @thewoomylifeez248
    @thewoomylifeez248 6 років тому +3

    0:03 being hungry in a nutshell

  • @himaster2662
    @himaster2662 7 років тому +1

    6:16
    No, it's luna blasters and carbon rollers that make for the most satisfying splats.

  • @callie1140
    @callie1140 8 років тому +13

    Oh he said get dunked on
    Prepare for Undertale invasion

    • @callie1140
      @callie1140 8 років тому

      xD
      wow
      I guess you have a point

    • @thewoomylifeez248
      @thewoomylifeez248 6 років тому

      OMG DONT TRIGGER THE FANDOM. NOT IN A SPLATOON VIDEO PLS! WE ALREADY HAVE FURRIES IN OUR COMMUNITY NO NO NOOOOOO

  • @zhorox9799
    @zhorox9799 8 років тому +20

    4:17 looks like he got a bad time

    • @jesse3525
      @jesse3525 8 років тому +2

      +GMD Blast
      "get dunked on" bro
      w8 thats actually me
      FUUUUUUUU-
      (but no one will care :c)

    • @FunzBunny
      @FunzBunny 8 років тому +2

      Undertale? Here too? Omg D:

    • @robohex6
      @robohex6 8 років тому +4

      The whole bad time thing is cringe and you need to stop
      Kids like you have ruined undertale

    • @gromzomb
      @gromzomb 8 років тому

      had not got

    • @jesse3525
      @jesse3525 8 років тому

      oml why is this still going on

  • @djrobotnik299
    @djrobotnik299 8 років тому +13

    I was on team Patrick. #Wumbo4Life.

    • @timekeeperz9714
      @timekeeperz9714 8 років тому

      +Chris Rivera Team mr krabs

    • @PluckyStar
      @PluckyStar 8 років тому

      I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. Wumbo, wumboing. Wumbology, the study of wumbo. This first grade stuff!

    • @grapplesauce9939
      @grapplesauce9939 8 років тому

      I purposely didn't do the splat fest cuz reasons

  • @immortal2424
    @immortal2424 8 років тому +18

    one time at the end of my match i shot a killer wail in the sky and killed a super jumping foe XD

  • @Sanngot
    @Sanngot 8 років тому +4

    I found the burst bomb nerf to be pretty significant, too.
    Interestingly enough, while the bust bomb sub was nerfed, I feel the burst bomb rush was buffed.

    • @D_blok_Monsta
      @D_blok_Monsta 8 років тому

      my brother told me he splatted the enemy team seven times by staying in one spot with only the burst bombs

  • @muffinman9158
    @muffinman9158 8 років тому +109

    0/0 no 360 no-scope

    • @takomaki
      @takomaki 8 років тому +22

      +Bloo Dood Gaming YOU DIVIDED BY ZERO

    • @justinronca3009
      @justinronca3009 8 років тому

      +Paypuh Wii-G bruh

    • @wormy9004
      @wormy9004 8 років тому

      +Paypuh Wii-G it is a 0 out of 0 dumb dumb

    • @tromino2598
      @tromino2598 8 років тому +1

      *+Addy Akerman* They're the same thing for most situations, if not exactly the same.

    • @Ki11er3combo
      @Ki11er3combo 8 років тому

      0 divided by 0 is 1. Simple math

  • @monkeyking9863
    @monkeyking9863 8 років тому +4

    with the amount of fail groups i had during splatfest i could have swore that patrict team was going to lose shocked me when i logged on and they won

    • @D3ViiANT
      @D3ViiANT 8 років тому

      +Joseph Wroblewski I was on team SpongeBob and we didn't fight ourselves not once. #SplatfestBeRigged lol

    • @monkeyking9863
      @monkeyking9863 8 років тому

      Kadomex ya i was wondering about that if you fight your own team does that mean your team gets a victory no matter what?

    • @D3ViiANT
      @D3ViiANT 8 років тому

      Joseph Wroblewski Unfortunately the match doesn't count. So if you spend most of Splatfest fighting your own team then all you've done is accumulated a bunch of invalid matches :/ It's why the more popular team always loses. It happens when there's too many of your own team and not enough of the opposing one.

  • @brelonwy
    @brelonwy 7 років тому +1

    I really enjoyed Hawke just screaming FOOD at the beginning

  • @SubSpaceKing
    @SubSpaceKing 8 років тому +7

    Was that Smurfie from Nintendome in your one match!?! First Kawaii Potato in the Pokemon one and now Smurfie, you gonna find someone else from his subscriptions in the next sponsored Splatfest!?!

    • @deidres1910
      @deidres1910 8 років тому

      +Subspace King Kawaii Potato was also in the Snowman VS Sandcastles one! (btw I'm Silver Yosh from Hank's streams)

    • @dylan9541
      @dylan9541 8 років тому

      It was 😄

    • @SubSpaceKing
      @SubSpaceKing 8 років тому

      +Deidre Sargeant kawaii Potato was in the pokemon Splatfest, not Snowman vs. sandcastle.

  • @natqevalhiindisguise141
    @natqevalhiindisguise141 7 років тому +1

    "This weapon is great! You shoot at things and then it explodes!"

  • @OfficialRainbowBones
    @OfficialRainbowBones 8 років тому +1

    This was so great XD I saw one of my friends in the video get splatted by you!

  • @AlexandraStubbs
    @AlexandraStubbs 8 років тому +1

    Did you get a new Mic? You sound amazing. Good job out there, did amazing! =D Love to watch your awesome clips.

  • @friizing
    @friizing 8 років тому +1

    When White Hawk said "gotta go fast" I was just like HEY this Splatfest is about sponge bob and Patrick not sonic

    • @D_blok_Monsta
      @D_blok_Monsta 8 років тому

      my brother says gotta go fast whenever he is spotted by the enemy and he swims away. When the enemy sees me I font say gotta go fast, I say SWIM AWAY!!!

    • @friizing
      @friizing 8 років тому

      +ulises Koopa wow, I just realized what you meant by swim away

  • @takomaki
    @takomaki 8 років тому +6

    No text in the description? Just links? Cmon, whitehawke!

  • @ozshadowsniper9591
    @ozshadowsniper9591 8 років тому +2

    BEST THUMBNAIL EVER OMG SO DETAILED

    • @Rct3master44
      @Rct3master44 7 років тому

      Oz ShadowSniper It was probably made in SFM because we were good to gabe.

  • @amilioseales
    @amilioseales 8 років тому

    The player named I'm ready. was a play on words because every time sponge bob goes to work he says I'm ready

  • @vanna.5745
    @vanna.5745 7 років тому +1

    Sees title
    SPONGEBOB is the reason why Splatoon doesn't have voice chat
    NO THIS IS PATRICK

  • @ciberkid22
    @ciberkid22 8 років тому +1

    9:07 When you splat the foe just right

  • @Mario497
    @Mario497 8 років тому +1

    8:33 I was expecting a lag moment there.

  • @Baube_
    @Baube_ 8 років тому +2

    You featured meh art bleleb thats so nuice ! c:
    Great video as always !! :D

    • @Huerta
      @Huerta 8 років тому

      Best thumbnail ever♥

    • @Baube_
      @Baube_ 8 років тому

      +Huerta hahawe you c':

  • @canicalr
    @canicalr 8 років тому

    6:52 I _love_ doing that with my charger, some campers think they're too smart staying in that position the whole match and then they get splatted in style.

  • @jhk8396
    @jhk8396 7 років тому +1

    5:12 he should have sacrificed himself and blocked the inkstrike

  • @HurricaneForceGaming
    @HurricaneForceGaming 8 років тому

    Nothing compares to the Pirates voice chat one because it was just so good, but this is one of the better ones.

  • @mysteve8869
    @mysteve8869 4 роки тому +1

    0:03 my pet fishes when I approach their tank

  • @kirbylovesyou2
    @kirbylovesyou2 7 років тому

    I'm the type of charger that stands still but has learned to move around a little bit.

  • @VictorNintendista
    @VictorNintendista 8 років тому +1

    this guy right here is a legend, period.

  • @Shinjikeaza
    @Shinjikeaza 7 днів тому

    It's a bit funny that your videos led to me being a charger main to this day

  • @MarcosGarcia-vi3jw
    @MarcosGarcia-vi3jw 8 років тому +6

    Your commentary is great btw😄

  • @cookie-uk1gf
    @cookie-uk1gf 8 років тому

    I love the players that think "ohhh they will NEVER reach this spot" then they get splatted

  • @sellosqueez6278
    @sellosqueez6278 8 років тому +3

    "Oh, that's where they were. FFFFFFFFFFu-"

  • @Starstruckd_
    @Starstruckd_ 8 років тому +1

    Aww! I wasn't in the vid but I did play with you. My name was Bunnyboo♪ and it was fun playing with you.

  • @XxEpicAlphaSigmaWolfxX
    @XxEpicAlphaSigmaWolfxX 8 років тому

    'I keep shooting at it but it doesn't react' Patrick doesn't know the meaning of react.

  • @carnivorousfishies1781
    @carnivorousfishies1781 8 років тому +1

    I liked this one a lot! It felt like the old ones of yours.

  • @joshualevykh6064
    @joshualevykh6064 8 років тому

    Good job Hawke! I really love this series and I'm glad you are still continuing it. Keep up the awesome work! :)

  • @localbtsfancam
    @localbtsfancam 8 років тому +1

    You don't have the KOALAfications to make puns. Only me and Sans have puns that aren't unBEARable. Yours just cause PANDAmonium. They make me GRIZZLY.

    • @localbtsfancam
      @localbtsfancam 8 років тому +2

      1000/10 for saying get dunked on.

    • @IcyDragonRB
      @IcyDragonRB 8 років тому

      +Nick S Undertale cringe kid.

  • @jeffreyzhao7137
    @jeffreyzhao7137 8 років тому

    If the ink strike hit you while super jumping it should have made an great big epic ball of ink ripping apart the inkling

  • @Iodinne
    @Iodinne 8 років тому

    Oh cool that's why Patrick won!Thanks for being in our team c:

  • @notsoanonymouself
    @notsoanonymouself 7 років тому

    I GET IT!
    He puts the Splatfest Team Name he's chosen in the title, and puts it as the reason that Splatoon has no voice chat.

  • @yotsubafanfan
    @yotsubafanfan 8 років тому

    I'm pretty much the reason why they don't have voice control is because whenever I take out someone when I'm on the Orange team I sing "Suck on my Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick" in the tune of the 90's Nickelodon jingle.

  • @mayavelazquez4969
    @mayavelazquez4969 7 років тому +1

    "get dunked on!" sans is playing

    • @alt5087
      @alt5087 7 років тому

      Stop It Get Some Help.
      Also He Said "Dumped"

  • @FarawayMantaRay
    @FarawayMantaRay 6 років тому

    Hawke:It's the one that don't know ur there that makes
    The most satifing splats
    Me:*Kills charger with dynamo(vinnila) bye rollin*
    Me:Ikr

  • @Heliori
    @Heliori 8 років тому

    Thanks again for these videos, honestly I just really like your commentary and I still feel like you're a pretty good player and fun to watch :D

  • @justobuy1662
    @justobuy1662 8 років тому

    First news: Whitehawke actually uses buckets.
    I don't understand how I can manage to deal like that with japaneses players but when it comes to Splatfest I can't do jackshit. Probably because of my team or me.
    Good video, and I liked the inkstrike's missile jumping over footage.

  • @beepayne6468
    @beepayne6468 6 років тому

    If I ever run into you when you use a charger I’m going to be running for my freaking life.

  • @hub.c22
    @hub.c22 8 років тому

    What is your favorite weapon type, sub, special, and abilities?
    1.roller
    2.seeker
    3.bomb rush (which is why carbon roller deco is my fav ^-^)
    4. Ink saver (both), bomb sniffer, ink recovery.

  • @andrewpereira888
    @andrewpereira888 7 років тому +1

    This series has gotten more out of control than a person who doesn't know how to use a kraken!

  • @ackchyually3620
    @ackchyually3620 8 років тому +2

    We have found out your secret YOU ARE SANS!!!! 4:16

    • @jesse3525
      @jesse3525 8 років тому

      +The Lonley Squid
      THAT WAS ME
      :C

  • @nitrox9433
    @nitrox9433 8 років тому

    SpongeBob! I'm keep shooting at it but it doesn't react! -Whitehawke 1:26

  • @evelingamez4939
    @evelingamez4939 6 років тому +1

    0:03 Food? Food! FOOD! FOOOOD!!!!

  • @dabriel6839
    @dabriel6839 8 років тому

    After a BUCKETLOAD of puns, whitehawke beat the charger!

  • @puzzle_1279
    @puzzle_1279 8 років тому

    The last one happens more often than I would like to admit

  • @LpsHersheyMagic
    @LpsHersheyMagic 8 років тому

    I'm surprised nobody is talking about the fact that Hawke said: "Get Dunked On". Or was that a bucket pun?

  • @alwynhorreur605
    @alwynhorreur605 8 років тому

    I saw myself in this video, so awesome! I really like to watch your videos, so keep it up Hawke n_n

  • @idm1991
    @idm1991 8 років тому

    8:21 "Oh wow, I splatted a game company!"
    LOL

  • @ifiinch
    @ifiinch 8 років тому

    WhiteHawke I'm glad you were on team Patrick! We won as that's great xD

  • @Raina111111
    @Raina111111 8 років тому

    "Where are all the opponents?" In your base apparently

  • @ambychu2129
    @ambychu2129 8 років тому

    Omg for a second I thought I was in this video because I had my user name as "I'M READY!" during this Splatfest. And then I learned the other guy's was in low caps.
    Thank goodness, because that guy was getting rekt.

  • @nkaijkanjii6418
    @nkaijkanjii6418 6 років тому

    Wow, you're so good with the sniper *and* you know how to avoid them...

  • @katiecreeper500
    @katiecreeper500 8 років тому

    4:15
    Hawke, your inner undertale has been exposed again.

  • @undefined5323
    @undefined5323 8 років тому

    i cant wait for those jump campers to realize that most weapons can fire mid super jump.

  • @nagatoyurikryptonite1560
    @nagatoyurikryptonite1560 7 років тому

    Did I just realize that WhiteHawk is doing a Splatfest with SpongeBob vs Patrick?

  • @sna7l
    @sna7l 7 років тому

    In the beginning, he acted like Louie from Pikmin with cravings

  • @kennethokubo3435
    @kennethokubo3435 7 років тому +4

    so your mains are either as much range as possible or next to no range at all

    • @zionaxel9830
      @zionaxel9830 7 років тому

      LOL, tho I think he does it for purpose of having balanced weapons

  • @noodlequ33n69
    @noodlequ33n69 8 років тому

    "Get dunked on.." SANS?! YOU PLAY SPLATOON?!

  • @sans-sationalyoutuber5693
    @sans-sationalyoutuber5693 8 років тому

    4:16 "get dunked on"
    megalovania plays

  • @magnusm4
    @magnusm4 8 років тому

    I imagine Valve buying Splatoon and releasing it on every modern platform with more content and updates. And hats, WITHOUT STATS!

  • @abbiegamer2561
    @abbiegamer2561 8 років тому +1

    Love the solid squid parts & fooood fooood 😄😆

  • @zephyfoxy
    @zephyfoxy 8 років тому

    Hell yea Team Patrick! Too bad I didn't get to play alongside you at least one round

  • @charlieleverette3871
    @charlieleverette3871 8 років тому +2

    dude you are awesome and I love your videos you are the reason I even wanted to start using a charger and I have one almost every game because of your tip. live by the code of a charger never be predictable that's how we got so good

  • @ifiinch
    @ifiinch 8 років тому

    Man, your shoulders must be in so much pain from carrying your team xD

  • @ikawas
    @ikawas 8 років тому

    Solid squid has returned, hell yes.

  • @estherrodriguez7543
    @estherrodriguez7543 6 років тому +1

    I love this series.

  • @VoidHearted
    @VoidHearted Рік тому

    They need to bring back a varient of the kraken in a Splatoon 3 update like how they modified other old specials
    Hawke needs his gimmick back

  • @kazwhite
    @kazwhite 8 років тому

    As i was watching this there was an advert about sponge bob & patrick XD

  • @PurpleStarryGalaxy
    @PurpleStarryGalaxy 8 років тому

    Its called the ugly squid, once the was an ugly squid he was so ugly that he got splatted.The end

  • @ellieb5284
    @ellieb5284 8 років тому

    "oh... that's where they were. *Deep inhale* FU-" that's great

  • @CocoAthans
    @CocoAthans 7 років тому

    "Have a bowl Mr. Squidward!"

  • @ghostly.m409
    @ghostly.m409 6 років тому

    I remember when the e liter was so broken but then go nerfed hard in 2

  • @panupancake2528
    @panupancake2528 8 років тому +1

    this is the best one in a while :D

  • @duragonrydar9580
    @duragonrydar9580 8 років тому +1

    5:30 I thought I was the only one who screams that out xD #dbzftw

  • @kola9061
    @kola9061 8 років тому

    TFW you're only allowed to play Splatoon on summer vacation...

  • @moniquestoddard3882
    @moniquestoddard3882 8 років тому

    white hawk is surprisingly good at this. it is also enjoyable,

  • @christinefilipski4432
    @christinefilipski4432 8 років тому +1

    food? food?? food??? FOOD

  • @baseballplayer1445
    @baseballplayer1445 8 років тому +1

    😢 No Squidward Jokes!

  • @that1sefguy
    @that1sefguy 8 років тому

    Your a cool UA-camr, and I admire your octobrush skills. What do you recommend for a Splatoon clothing power up combo?

  • @NFS4LFE
    @NFS4LFE 8 років тому

    I thought there was no chat because I'd be shouting obscenities every two seconds to children.

  • @twinarmageddons8045
    @twinarmageddons8045 8 років тому

    Your team did very well Hawke! It was a great victory!

  • @BarefootDeliberation
    @BarefootDeliberation 8 років тому

    see a kraken? Just hide inside of the ink.

  • @yamilalcaide9448
    @yamilalcaide9448 8 років тому

    renember hawke: salt is not a weapon *pun*

  • @dylan9541
    @dylan9541 8 років тому +1

    That moment when you see yourself in the video😱😱😱😱