Bill Maher's New Rules #4

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @Eurisko229
    @Eurisko229 3 роки тому +38

    When Bill says “you are not going to like this”
    You know it’s going to be good.

  • @georgecaplin9075
    @georgecaplin9075 6 років тому +80

    I like how whoever put this together saved the best to last.
    They just knew that was the one to go out with

  • @larrylebowski8386
    @larrylebowski8386 Рік тому +7

    He is too funny. Bill Maher 2024!

  • @compteofficiel4112
    @compteofficiel4112 4 роки тому +25

    i'm new to the Bill Maher party, but he is the funniest dude i've heard in a very long time, probably ever. lmfao. total genius.

    • @Johnny-sj9sj
      @Johnny-sj9sj Рік тому

      I love this guy! But I can't watch his shows. Idiots whooping in the background completely ruin it for me. America has given us Harley Davidsons , hot dogs, rock 'n' roll, but whooping, apart from canned laughter is the most awful import in the history of American/British relations.

  • @tracer740
    @tracer740 5 років тому +9

    Pricelessly funny! Maher's writers have no peers!

  • @somethingclever4563
    @somethingclever4563 5 років тому +84

    Lindsey Graham joke was brilliant

    • @sylzyl
      @sylzyl 5 років тому +2

      My girl temptations

    • @mr.d.4175
      @mr.d.4175 5 років тому +4

      Just say his name and people laugh.

    • @elhombredeoro955
      @elhombredeoro955 5 років тому +7

      We call him McCain's widow.

    • @elhombredeoro955
      @elhombredeoro955 5 років тому

      @Stephanie Logan I know how you feel Stephanie, but to be honest senator Graham is in line with his constituents. I live in South Carolina and most of the people here overwhelmingly support Trump. When Graham used to speak against the President he became very unpopular, but now they like him better. It's not that he has chosen to be a President's enabler, blame his voters who forced him to stand behind President.
      I hope you remember what happened to our former Governor and Representative Mark Sanford. He lost the primary to a novice, he was booted out of politics, he was excommunicated by Republican officials. His affair with his Argentinian mistress didn't harm his political career as much as his opposition of President Trump.

  • @rhenachase7933
    @rhenachase7933 5 років тому +7

    Your writers and your delivery are insane😁😅😝😜😜😜😜

  • @willisknapick4405
    @willisknapick4405 Рік тому +1

    You don't know what you missed until it's gone. Great he's back 😂.

  • @Spidido
    @Spidido 3 роки тому +2

    I have been on a roll of bill maher vids for the last hour. My data is almost exhausted 😆

  • @MrExEssex
    @MrExEssex 4 роки тому +21

    7:18 It's always been a source of amazement to me how more people don't comment on the ridiculous apparel worn by religious leaders. Well done BM for doing so!

    • @KlausSgroi
      @KlausSgroi 2 роки тому

      That's because it's dogma. You can't question traditions in any church.

  • @kriskelchtermans8594
    @kriskelchtermans8594 6 років тому +59

    Of course! Felber! It was right on the tip of my tongue.

  • @zipeilei4840
    @zipeilei4840 5 років тому +47

    You shpuld really drop the disclaimers and take the idiots for a fun ride on the Maher train lol.

  • @MSYNGWIE12
    @MSYNGWIE12 6 місяців тому +2

    "That was on the tip of my tongue! Whew! Go Bill...

  • @robertalker652
    @robertalker652 6 років тому +15

    Made my day... thanks very much.

  • @mariocordeiro8728
    @mariocordeiro8728 5 років тому +10

    Ron Jeremy with a hangover.... Looks just like him 😆

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 4 роки тому +2

    "What the fuck are we doing"? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jakemf1
    @jakemf1 Рік тому +4

    I love the trigger warning at the start. Welcome to this generation

  • @ACGreyhound04
    @ACGreyhound04 9 місяців тому

    “There’s a reason TACO spelled backwards is “O, CAT” 😂 🐈

  • @ricbradley5323
    @ricbradley5323 6 років тому +286

    Sad you have to put a disclaimer for the non humored.

    • @mostlybillmaherclips1933
      @mostlybillmaherclips1933  6 років тому +34

      It is. There were a lot of triggered commenters on the previous New Rules, from both right and left. So I thought a "trigger warning" might be in order, so no one feels "tricked" into it.

    • @walterjacksn1466
      @walterjacksn1466 6 років тому +1

      Trump is a JOKE, not only as potus but also as a human being. I hope people are keeping track of deregulation. CLEAN AIR AND WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @andrewgrove1691
      @andrewgrove1691 6 років тому +4

      Just call it the sjw disclaimer

    • @sarinat3101
      @sarinat3101 5 років тому +9

      @@mostlybillmaherclips1933 That really sucks. I'm pretty progressive but the "nothing is funny" crowd is insufferable and provides endless fodder for conservatives.
      Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.*
      *yes I stole that joke

    • @trumpjonguno6994
      @trumpjonguno6994 5 років тому +2

      Mostly Bill Maher Clips wow, how sad. Bill is hilarious and he isn't biased in his humor. He makes fun of everyone, which is as it should be. I just watched some other ones and saw those ppl whining. Bill is an american treasure 😄

  • @johannafath-koziol7713
    @johannafath-koziol7713 5 років тому +4

    Simply *BRILLIANT*

  • @livinginvancouverbc2247
    @livinginvancouverbc2247 5 років тому +8

    Thank you! I can't believe there were a couple I hadn't seen before. I thought I'd seen every Bill segment ever. Next Friday we finally get some new Bill. His monologue will need to be three times as long to cover the time since he left. Wow, I just thought of something, those people going on a one way trip to Mars, watching the new Bill episodes will be kind of pointless. Kind of puts their sacrifice in perspective, doesn't it?
    Wow, this weed is strong.

  • @PeterGreen-t8c
    @PeterGreen-t8c 7 місяців тому +1

    My favourite ever New Rules. Hilarious 😅

  • @raducatalinpopa7883
    @raducatalinpopa7883 4 роки тому +3

    The starting message got me cracked up 😂😂😂😂

  • @mickeyamf
    @mickeyamf 5 років тому +18

    the disclaimer caught me by a surprise especially since a comedy clip has to have one but our foods don't.

    • @WestCascades
      @WestCascades 3 роки тому

      Actually, the ingredients list is the disclaimer. Food for thought!!

  • @charlotteingalls5644
    @charlotteingalls5644 10 місяців тому

    Enjoyed crazy old rules.

  • @gazinessex2
    @gazinessex2 3 роки тому +4

    Classic ending.

  • @mariocordeiro8728
    @mariocordeiro8728 5 років тому +2

    The guy with the boot on his head running for office 😆

  • @salisburypjphone238
    @salisburypjphone238 5 років тому +2

    Love the message at the beginning 😂😂😂😂

  • @tarilonte
    @tarilonte 4 роки тому +6

    Butthole joke is amazingly hilarious!

    • @davidhunt7249
      @davidhunt7249 2 роки тому

      Maher did it with tongue in cheek.

  • @mjanavel
    @mjanavel 6 років тому +5

    Thanks, these were epic

  • @michaelreed9713
    @michaelreed9713 6 років тому +12

    Good stuff man! Keep it up.

  • @LesterMoore
    @LesterMoore Рік тому +1

    More proof. Bill stick with comedy and out of politics. Stay with what you know.

  • @blindoutlaw
    @blindoutlaw 4 роки тому +5

    6:27
    And now grandpa is the president haha

  • @Nathan-hs2ut
    @Nathan-hs2ut 6 років тому +48

    If there is no blasphemy there is no fun!

  • @mjanavel
    @mjanavel 5 років тому +4

    Never enough Maher.

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 5 років тому +16

    I came here because of the things in the ''warning'', it's Bill Maher, if he didn't fill in all of those items, I'd be disappointed and even sadder.

  • @lizzyborden123
    @lizzyborden123 5 років тому +1

    I had to watch this after the disclaimer. I knew it’d be good.

  • @jacoblaughbon3323
    @jacoblaughbon3323 6 років тому +8

    "What is that? It's a what? A dog's butt? Oh...gross. What? It looks like what? Oh...yeah kinda."

  • @Obiter3
    @Obiter3 6 років тому +11

    Hilarious compilation!

  • @GiuseppeLongotheastronomer
    @GiuseppeLongotheastronomer 2 роки тому +4

    I am just fine with all of it!!! Thanks for being a different rational voice in a Country which is loosing her identity (since many, many years).

  • @contactkeithstack
    @contactkeithstack 4 роки тому +3

    Making Compilations Great Again. Awesome job.

  • @KarstensCreationsKC
    @KarstensCreationsKC 5 років тому +232

    'Blasphemy':
    A made up crime against an imaginary victim.

    • @xelloskaczor5051
      @xelloskaczor5051 5 років тому +5

      in defense of people who believe in fairy tales, blasphemy is a crime against church, not god. Most of the time. And literally every crime is made up.

    • @xelloskaczor5051
      @xelloskaczor5051 5 років тому

      @@Johny_Truant It's still an offense against a church or in old times, the state. They would fucking kill you for that and it would not be any silly lighting or divine smiting, it would be dudes in stupid robes with very sharp knives

    • @gloomyblackfur399
      @gloomyblackfur399 5 років тому +7

      As an atheist, I agree with you. But I still want those "prosperity gospel" preachers, as well as any "Christian" that purports to love Ayn Rand, to be publicly executed for blasphemy.

    • @eleSDSU
      @eleSDSU 5 років тому +4

      What bothered me is that they had a disclaimer for Christian blasphemy but not Jewish blasphemy, wtf, what are we chopped liver?

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 років тому

      EveryBody Wants To Be The Victim. it's so fashionable.

  • @PeterGreen-t8c
    @PeterGreen-t8c 7 місяців тому +1

    The Jesus dog. Oh my days 😅

  • @daveweldon5481
    @daveweldon5481 2 роки тому +2

    That old man gon be pres-i-DENT! In 10 years! Lol

  • @dragonsword7370
    @dragonsword7370 5 років тому +1

    That bit about jesus on/in a dog's ass killed me.

    • @davidhunt7249
      @davidhunt7249 2 роки тому

      Imagine Fido crapping out of jesus' mouth. Hallelujah!!!

  • @neomonk5619
    @neomonk5619 6 років тому +3

    Awesome

  • @pejisan
    @pejisan 5 років тому +1

    I love the disclaimer!

  • @sukavuka
    @sukavuka 6 років тому +3

    Perfect

  • @mrrareclassprodigy
    @mrrareclassprodigy 2 роки тому +1

    When it came down to the quality of humor from the aging wisdom of Bill Maher, as promised he decapitated the booing lobe of my brain .. oh wew is me.

  • @michaelrossel7339
    @michaelrossel7339 3 роки тому +5

    That gag about Joe Biden being a old grandpa who should be in care didn't age well :D

  • @gsmith7309
    @gsmith7309 Рік тому +1

    The guy with the boot on his head I would vote for before Donald Trump😮

  • @BradleyjayValentine-g9i
    @BradleyjayValentine-g9i Рік тому

    OMG😂 CONGRATULATIONS!, You are funny once again 👏👍💯

  • @joegiotta7580
    @joegiotta7580 3 роки тому +2

    And now I want to know who this Adam Felber is.

  • @mazenmazen1065
    @mazenmazen1065 4 роки тому +1

    your something else bill ... 👏👏👍

    • @YaoEspirito
      @YaoEspirito 4 роки тому +1

      Four words; five mistakes. UA-cam comments... Damn.

  • @JarodM
    @JarodM 5 років тому

    Ended on a high note, great work~👍

  • @gregalexander8189
    @gregalexander8189 2 роки тому

    Have a good time as long as you live

  • @primeror
    @primeror 5 років тому

    LOVE it ! !

  • @mariocordeiro8728
    @mariocordeiro8728 5 років тому +4

    Tacos mystery meat 😆

  • @SGxShadow
    @SGxShadow 5 років тому +3

    If you're upset with the disclaimer, you can go to the actual Bill Maher channel. Yeah... he has one on UA-cam.

  • @cathybuchanan1747
    @cathybuchanan1747 5 років тому +1

    This is just hysterically funny.

  • @timothybrown760
    @timothybrown760 5 років тому +3

    People who were reluctant to vote for Hillary in favor of Trump should have given their support to Vermin Supreme! True he's as crazy if not crazier than Trump, but odds are he might make a more effective President than the one we currently have! ; - D

  • @Birdtendo
    @Birdtendo 3 роки тому +1

    Lemme shower before I watch this.

  • @daveweldon5481
    @daveweldon5481 2 роки тому +1

    If you are crippled in life, is your GHOST crippled too??? Rofl

  • @exessex3522
    @exessex3522 4 роки тому +1

    2:05 That's a great pre-emptive laugh...

  • @terrencewilliams8559
    @terrencewilliams8559 5 років тому +7

    What's so blasphemy about this?
    Makes perfect sense to me

  • @TheDuckHasArrived
    @TheDuckHasArrived Рік тому +1

    What for is that warning at the beginning? It's enough to write that this video is for an adult viewers.

  • @sasa-ke2024
    @sasa-ke2024 Рік тому +2

    Just look how much funnier Maher's writers used to be. When was the last time you saw his guests laugh hysterically like that

  • @robm6726
    @robm6726 6 років тому +6

    ah refreshing to see these :) ty I miss Bill Maher when does he come back?

    • @coltsfan1518
      @coltsfan1518 6 років тому +1

      mid january i believe :)

    • @bmddlton
      @bmddlton 5 років тому

      If you have Dish you don’t get HBO anymore...

    • @rjonboy7608
      @rjonboy7608 5 років тому +1

      Well, fortunately Bill is cool and we can watch it right here. Can't wait until he comes back and starts poking holes in all the gasbags. 😍

  • @PeterGreen-t8c
    @PeterGreen-t8c 7 місяців тому

    As soon as Bill points out Jesus in the dogs ass,you can't unsee it 😅

  • @josephsonners2743
    @josephsonners2743 6 років тому +3

    Oh no he didn't just say that!

  • @henkka6456
    @henkka6456 4 роки тому +2

    I am from Finland, straight and proud! Jah bless our stompin' stamps

    • @vickilawrence7207
      @vickilawrence7207 4 роки тому

      Outrageously fabulous! But granted, not for everyone

  • @lisabinhawaii
    @lisabinhawaii 5 років тому

    The best part of this video is the disclaimer.

  • @elsahelgason
    @elsahelgason 5 років тому +1

    Have nice day.

  • @gsmith7309
    @gsmith7309 Рік тому

    I couldn't stop laughing❤

  • @trondberg-larsen9572
    @trondberg-larsen9572 2 роки тому +7

    Disclaimer? Really? Just sad

    • @brd8764
      @brd8764 5 місяців тому +1

      #ber

  • @Offmedication
    @Offmedication 5 років тому +2

    Vernon Supreme 2020!! saner than Trump.

  • @michelmadaire257
    @michelmadaire257 4 роки тому

    1:05 i guess, Jesus, was the Butt joke, This time. LOL

  • @tylerkeller8869
    @tylerkeller8869 3 роки тому

    I love how the woman says "shameless" after the Kardashian ass parking joke.

  • @greenderp
    @greenderp 5 років тому

    thank you mommy OP for just the right amount of maher time XD

  • @travisjones640
    @travisjones640 3 роки тому +2

    Unnecessary disclaimer at the beginning

  • @seanxu2517
    @seanxu2517 5 років тому

    On the tip of my tongue! Hahahahaha

  • @art4freak795
    @art4freak795 6 років тому +3

    Hilarious

  • @feralbluee
    @feralbluee Рік тому +1

    All of these are So awful - and so freakin’ funny. i really did laugh out loud. 🤣
    being of Jewish heritage, i have never ever heard of that ridiculous chicken thing. WTF IS that? and some kids wonder why they’re terrified of chickens!? LOL 😋 🌷🌱

  • @irishmuse
    @irishmuse 5 років тому +2

    He had Steve Bannon as a guest???

  • @jokendrick2124
    @jokendrick2124 2 роки тому

    Thanks, now I'm thinking about Taco Bell!

  • @justadude3789
    @justadude3789 3 роки тому +3

    Wow there is a hurt feeling warning at the beginning
    I remember when they only put warnings infront of graphic or dangerous videos

  • @verfuncht
    @verfuncht 4 роки тому +1

    4:42 Is that someone dressed as Obama dressed as Michael Jackson and someone dressed as David Hasselhoff dressed as William Shatner? Because that's all I can see looking at it.

  • @JuICyBLiinGeR
    @JuICyBLiinGeR 3 роки тому +1

    You should just say “this video has jokes”.

  • @lourdesesalvador5831
    @lourdesesalvador5831 3 роки тому +1

    👏👏👏👏👏

  • @ravigsk8338
    @ravigsk8338 4 роки тому

    Probably only scenario where two wrongs make it right. Dopple bangers.

  • @danidejaneiro8378
    @danidejaneiro8378 5 років тому +1

    So many ageist jokes from Bill

  • @cilliansands6166
    @cilliansands6166 3 роки тому +1

    Holy shit, the warning at the beginning is pure gold: Christian blasphemy, crude sexual refences...just put a big banner with his name on it.

  • @3tonzovim
    @3tonzovim Рік тому

    Who’s the guest they cut to after the taco meat joke at 3:29?

  • @mikecollier80
    @mikecollier80 5 років тому

    there is no such thing as not laughing

  • @elsahelgason
    @elsahelgason 5 років тому

    Goodnight.

  • @EEM1978
    @EEM1978 4 роки тому

    Funny! Funny! Funny!...Damn!

  • @valeriepaulsen5236
    @valeriepaulsen5236 5 років тому +1

    Guilia, is that you?

  • @chopin65
    @chopin65 3 роки тому +3

    New rule: Bill, stop working with future political felons. Get a better screening process. Steve Bannon, peekaboo, I see you!

    • @toriblue
      @toriblue 2 роки тому +1

      As much as I hate Steve B, Bill Maher shouldn't be limiting his guest list to Liberals and people that meet their approval. Tribalism has risen to a disturbing degree in this country. Debate is necessary to maintain a healthy democracy. I want to hear opinions that differ from my own because that's how we change and grow as a society.

  • @mokonemokone3158
    @mokonemokone3158 4 роки тому

    They beg for me to come back and then they boo me.

  • @wasclit11
    @wasclit11 Рік тому

    Amazing, finally we find a liberal who is actually funnier than all the late night show hosts combined.