Kylo Ren ASMR Interrogation / Personal Attention / Dark Side Tingles
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- Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
- Kylo Ren will get the information he needs from you, even if he has to find every one of your ASMR triggers.
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We know Kylo missed the first Episode 8 trailer, but he will return for the next one (you know there's going to be at least one more). News for our version of Episode 6 coming soon!
Auralnauts yay
Auralnauts how much longer?
yay! can't wait!! I've watched the series so many times
Auralnauts It's been too long since the last Kyko video. We need MOAR!
Auralnauts very very close shave
1:40 - "Can you feel the sand between your toes?"
No, I hate sand.. it's coarse, and rough, and it gets everywhere..
I was thinking just the same haha
Ugh you beat me to this type of comment haha
Kylos grandad was a weird one
George Lucas, one of the finest writers of our time
This is awesome XD
I love how he just occasionally snaps out of the asmr and is like “w h e r e I s t h e m a p”
Lmao, hey God.
HOLY S**T IT'S GOD.
Robert E. Lee no u
Hey god why do your popes try and enter the other kids with his meat rod?
@@berlin_42 fat nihil
This is canon
We'll make it canon
Not yet
TJ Hastie 😂😂😂😂
This is in Battlefront 2
You got me good son
Kylo: “Inhale through your nose...hold it...now exhale through your mouth.”
Kylo: *SATANIC GROWL*
LMFAOOOO
I read this as it happened and died lol
Kylo Ren saying "I'm here for you" is all I ever needed in life
Same
Can I get a timestamp🤣
Congrats you got 1k likes
@@imae22 6:19
Well so this is my grandson he.um..he..um...is special
If this whole "First Order" thing doesn't work out Kylo could make a fortune making ASMR videos.
Goku Black 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He's the one resting now
(Just watching in the afterlife drinking tea with Anakin)
The Force Awakens exclusive deleted scene.
more like the force takes a relaxing nap
Random human what if they did that during the movie
Exclusive limited edition early deleted scenes!
Random human imagine Kylo Ren trying to teach Rey this during the interrogation!😂
Hahahaha
"Aggressive forms of relaxation"
Generic Protagonist Like his grandparents' aggressive negotiations
2:06 "Where is the map?" Kylo Ren really did take Poe's advice to heart and rethought his techniques.😂😂😂
jihanj I feel like that was a Dora reference.. "Where is the map?"
@@hal013 the map to Skywalker
@@tmoney5036 I know you found it
Hola! Soy Dora! Can you tell me where the map is!?
Disney: the force awakens.
Also disney: sees his video.
Disney: the force goes back to bed.
anti oh yeah yeah top comment good
Lmaoooo
Disney: how could you make a joke out of such a serious character??
Fans: You have done that yourself!
Clever lol
XD that actually made me laugh.
I know it's a joke video, but this actually ended up as a decent asmr video. The lightsaber shave was my favorite bit
i prefer the dark side on the left side of my brain
I was waiting in anticipation for that moment he'd snap.
Same, it was really nice ASMR
agreed.
Do... not... move.
"Do. Not. Move" i died laughing
I was crying hahahahahha
My eyes widened when he ignited the lightsaber.
“This is going to be the closest shave you’ve ever had.” Lmao
Lmao
"Can you feel the sand between your toes? Grandfather used to hate that"
Anikan's force ghost:you little
*Kylo:* Can you feel the sand between your toes?
*Me:* I don't like sand.
It's coarse, rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere
Not like UA-cam.
Forgive me... i feel it again... the tingles...
Lel
lol 😂😂😂😂
700 👍
I’m feeling the tingles... and the giggles 🤭
🤣😂
Imagine if Adam Driver saw this and was like "I wanna get caught doing this in the next movie as kylo ren" seeing kylo shaving a prisoner and then awkwardly pausing until the trooper just closes the door would be priceless
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When he brought out the shaving cream, I lost it.
I hope you find it.
womp womp
Heath McCasland I lost it when I saw your reply
lol Who knew the Star Wars galaxy had the best a man can get.
I'm not sure I want a shave from Kylo. I mean...have you seen Snoke's face? Don't tell me now it wasn't a shaving accident.
Every exhale sounds like the deepest pits of hell crying in agony.
Exactly 💀💀
I know right
There's nothing less relaxing than Kylo exhaling through his mouth
Daniel Cruickshanks It is the roar of some ancient beast, hidden deep in the caverns of Utapau. Nothing relaxes quite like ancient, hidden power.
*demonic screams*
Well, it certainly was very.. intense.
Salted Intense yet very.... relaxing.
Where is the map?
Learned that from Palpatine.
Sounds very much like Adam Driver
Dapper Krogan I’m really impressed with a lot of this. Some of his rhythm and articulation using the throat is amazing.
"Loosen up, I'm here for you" Gold.
Why does it sound exactly like Adam driver
Because it is
Jennifer Milligan But so good?
@@GeometryDash_RobloxGamer69 No amount of voice changing literally transforms your voice to another person's. This is great acting.
Yes, it sounds like him because they do the same nasal voice, I don't know how...
In through your nose (inhale) and out through your mouth (SCREAMING)
I thought it sounded like
*HI SISTERS*
That scream sounds like Freddy's Fazbear's jumpscare
Why does it sound like hes congested?
NAAZGULLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
i can’t keep my composure at this part lmao
Kylo: “Where’s the map?..... do you like lightsabers? - starts to fangirl over his grandfathers lightsaber-
Haha, no way have you guys made a KYLO REN ASMR video! I freakin love your channel!.. (and frequently listen to your Star Wars remixes because they're so good.... Laser Moon!) P.s. I now relax to grandfathers presence!
FredsVoice ASMR !!
Wassup Thor looking ass bro?
FredsVoice ASMR I FREAKING KNEW YOU OF ALL PEOPLE WOULD SEE THIS
I read grandfather's presence as kylo said it😂
Fred my guy we need some more star wars asmr yours are the best 😅
"I've done really nice things for you and THIS is how you repay me?? Stop resisting!" That is the most Kylo Ren thing I've ever heard LOL. Your voice work is really good though. You have the right cadence and tone.
lol he's just going about the session and then - "Where is the map?"
I internally laughed every time. Kept saying and waiting for him to adventuraly snap when he did my goodness tingles.
Fel lol intelligent
I physically laughed at 2 in the morning from it XD
I woulda pissed myself if he just snapped somewhere in here
3:29 "This one belonged to grandfather!" OwO
You can hear the fanboy in him going off.
The hilarity of shaving cream on Kylo's bantha skin gloves made me spit out my blue milk.
Dude blue milk is so Wizard
Memorible werd I'M BRINGING IT BACK!
Kylo Ren: Where is the map?
Me: Who do you think I am? Dora?
I know this is supposed to be a parody, but you guys actually did a really good job and stayed true to both pieces of source material. It gives the impression you actually did a bit of research and I appreciate it more for that fact. Thanks for uploading this video for your viewer's and nice work!
“I couldn’t help but notice your beard.”
SiR, i aM a GIRL
Never knew Kylo Ren was capable of sick roasts
I’m achild
RaccoonEggs McYeet lmao
He's just being honest
┐(￣ヮ￣)┌
😂😂😂😂 I caaaan't
I love the horrible screams of the damned sound on inhalation and exhalation.
I was trying to follow along and relax and actually do the breathing, but I couldn't help bursting out laughing when I heard those noises.
I SCREAMED
WHEN I SAY I CHOKED-
Me: fancies Adam Driver and watches asmr videos
UA-cam: hey have you seen...
This is genius. The imitation, the voice modulator, the special effects... it's just great
"Deep breath in"
Me: Breaths in
Him: *Breathesssss inn*
"Now out.
Me: Breaths out
Him: SHIUTCFYZFYFHXUDTYRD
Golden freddy jumpscare
Man, this actually DID make me want to betray the resistance and join Kylo so he can help me relax all the time! Thanks, Kylo!
W h e r e i s t h e m a p ?
ST Salad u p y o u r b u t t a n d a r o u n d t h e c o r n e r
@@lunarsailor5259 *deep breath* n o u
ST Salad be careful, i might BREATHE OUT LIKE KYLO DOES
@@lunarsailor5259 o h n o
“I couldn’t help but notice your beard” are you telling me the target audience is not women??????
Probably because its meant for poe
Hey man, you're saying women can't have beards?
Indiana Shrek you’re right fam I’m sorry 😔
Women can have beards. In Star Wars, anything is possible. Hell, there’s a vaping slug.
Or a bearded woman
That exhale tho...
Zakia J **UNHOLY SCREECHING OF THE DAMNED**
I died. And it made me also realize... I just...adore Kyle Ren
Considering I'm sexually attracted to Kylo Ren in his full regalia, this totally did it for me.
I mean, who isn't. I think everyone is sexually attracted to Kylo Ren on some level...and Adam Driver and Ben Solo for that matter. And Adam Sackler...anyone...?No? OK, I'll let myself out.
...
Stephanie Mitchell This is honestly one of the least weird things I've read on the internet. You do you my friend.
Girl same
i dont think adam driver's wife would appreciate that tbh
Excellent edit with the tape deck and gloves. The lighting match in particular is incredible. Your attention to detail is next level!
Classic Radio Shack lol
You're giving them too much credit. That scene was actually from the movie if you don't remember. It was when Kylo Ren played his tape of "Ooooooohhh...On the TLC Tip" by TLC over and over again to torture Poe Dameron. I mean they played that "Ain't 2 Proud 2 Beg" song a hundred times. That's why the movie was so long. How did you forget that? It was so out of place it took me right out of the movie.
J.J. Abrams is a hack...it is supposed to be a long time ago in a galaxy far...far away - I don't think Lucas meant the early 90's, especially since the original film was made almost 15 years before that album came out.
I mean, what, are they going to have "New Kids on the Block" in the soundtrack for "Last Jedi"?...Salt-N-Pepa going to make a fucking cameo? Fucking Disney.
It was work, and work worked.
meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Ian Winston Once I noticed the loop it annoyed me
Now tell me, where is the map?
Dora has it
Boots: ah shit here we go again
honestly, Disney should be trying to pay you guys to make these instead of taking them down
Peachy Keen after Star Wars theory, Disney might tell him “give me money”
When he breathed out through the modulator it sounded like screaming. I was trying to relax and that surprised me and made me laugh so hard I almost pissed myself
*Fresh*
Obi-Wan Kenobi Hello there.
Do you have the high ground?
I am the high ground!
General Kenobi you are a bold one
I've tripled my flip power!
"Doesn't that lightsaber sound relaxing?"
Me: y-yes **sweating intensely**
(Edit: to everyone telling me to read fix your attitude, i want u to know that now i have and youre all S I N N E R S❗❗❗)
Cant tell if this is a fix your attitude reference or not
SweetWilloe *we shall not speak of it*
it definitely has to be a FYA reference
@@emilymichelle1659 gotta be totally honest with y'all I got no idea what that is
Amanda Martinez the most popular kylo ren smut story online, it’s everywhere tbh
Amazing work as always - you've taken 5 seconds of Kylo from the movie and turned it into some incredible stuff.
In through the nose
(Sharp inhale)
And out through the mouth
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
After discovering this channel I can never watch the force awakens the same again
They make Kylo Ren actually tolerable and dare I say funny.
Hall Network bro same
Hall Network STANIS!
Kylo: where is the map?
Me: He’s in Dora’s backpack!
Best Auralnauts skit in awhile. These guys have turned an intimidating villain into a comedy goldmine.
Kylo never was intimidating...
@@FreGZile he would have been if ruin Johnson wouldn't have touched anything star wars and JJ Abrams would have just been a bit more talented.
9:07 this part was the most relaxing one🤤😴
I THOUGHT YOU WERE FR AND CLICKED IT AND GOT FUCKING JUMPSCARED 💀
1:04 Kylo's mouth breathing sounds like a dinosaur
Or deathcore lows
dorrito super fuckin' Phil Bozeman
I’m fucking dying oh my god
I audibly said "I don't like sand" when he started talking about the beach
fucking prequels
Fred Well it is rough, coarse and irritating.
Not like you
@@Derfy_Derf I don’t like where this is going-
ASMR... truly a dark side technique.
"...hi I'm Matt."
"I'm a radar technician."
this is very arousing and i don't even have a beard...
the nervous swallowing before he asks where the map is makes this 100000% better
"Where is the map?" is equivalent to "why is the rum gone?"
Kylo Ren: "I look forward to seeing you again tomorrow"
Me: "Im joining the light side"
I was already laughing when I saw the title.
This is a perfect mix of intimidating, hilarious, and tingly.
The shaving cream had me chuckling and the “I’m here for you” had me snorting.
Big fan of ASMR and Star Wars. And despite me laughing through the whole thing, it was actually relaxing in some parts. xD
You should have
Same!!!
Bro, like actually same
"this is going to be your closest shave ever. *ignites lightsaber* do. not. move." this is my favorite moment in the history of everything in youtube. absolute gold
as someone who watches asmr this is fucking hilarious. also not a bad asmr video in its own right lol
his voice changer going out of controll made it hilarious
me: okay sleep time
my brain: kylo ren asmr
*65 hours later without sleep*
This is the strangest VR porno I've ever seen!
10/10 IGN would fap again
Tayce Sells Because he's typing with his left hand.
6:12
Jay Rutley there are 3 things I’m questioning in that sentence
"i look forward to seeing you again tomorrow" the next day Kylo ren made his way to the Interrogation room with a boom box on his left shoulder
ˢʰᵃʷᵗʸˢˡⁱᵏᵉᵃᵐᵉˡᵒᵈʸⁱⁿᵐʸʰᵉᵃᵈᵗʰᵃⁱᶜᵃⁿᵗᵏᵉᵉᵖᵒᵘᵗᵍᵒᵗᵐᵉˢⁱⁿᵍⁱⁿˡⁱᵏᵉⁿᵃⁿᵃⁿᵃⁿᵃᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵈᵃ
ᴵᵀˢᴸᴵᴷᴱᴹᵞᴵᴾᴼᴰˢˢᵀᵁᶜᴷᴼᴺᴿᴱᴾᴸᴬᵞᴿᴱᴾᴸᴬᵞᵞᵞᵞ
this needs to be done
I am very calm and very scared right now...
This kylo Ren is bloody awesome, his dialogue. I think they fucked up revealing Kylos Face too early. His so badass here. Great ASMR
HOLY SHIT THAT'S THE BEST LIGHTSABER EFFECT I'VE EVER SEEN OUTSIDE OF STAR WARS!!! GREAT WORK!!!
Gary Does Things you should Watch The Darth Maul Fan Movie
Kylo ren: now that I've done something nice for you, maybe you can do something nice for me....
*starts to force choke you*
I preferred Grandfather's presence on my left side.
I preferred grandfathers present in my backside
@@tmoney5036
Oh shit 😂
@@tmoney5036 I too would prefer grandfather's presence on my backside 😏
Did u guys hear that? im scared. AHHHHH
6:02 -"Spread it evenly on both sides."
15% on left hand, 85% on right hand
Me: "seems legit"(not really )
new bedtime routine.
Kylo: an offer of help
me: *sips water*
kylo: YOUR IMMINENT DESTRUCTION
me: *spitakes*
This clearly took an enormous amount of work and deserves to be praised for it's creative genius. Once again, a job well done Auralnauts.
Star Wars: takes place millions of years. From now
Kylo: has a eightys tape recorder
Actually it takes place a long time ago, so maybe 80s things were way ahead of the times..
Uh oh, someone does not know the first sentence of Star Wars for over 40 years. 😐
@@DwightLivesMatter ikr? "A long time ago in a galaxy far far away.....
STAR WARS"
Just a little refresher 😁
Literally every movie tells you it happens a long time ago in a galaxy far far away. 9 movies, come on son
I know it happened a long time ago but there millions of years ahead of us so that’s why I said it
4:00 "There, doesn't that sound relaxing?"
Yes, like a young kitten purring as it sits on my lap
Kylo Ren - “IVE SHOWN YOU A REALLY NICE TIME”
N E W F E T I S H A C Q U I R E D
N E W F E T I S H A Q U I R E D
Level up
I was doing such a good job of keeping it together, but I finally lost it at "Crate and Barrel Rayon Bamboo hand towel"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Okay! I give up! Here's the map! I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
Kylo: "WRONG FRANCHISE!" [Ignites lightsaber and starts slashing technology]
EXPELLIARMUS!!!
RailfanTube HAHAHAHAH OMG I LOVE YOU
Just use the "alohamora" spell to escape. i am a potterhead, lol.
also, mischif managed friend, mischif managed
THANK YOU FOR THIS COMMENT 😂👏👏
Kylo: Let's relieve a little physical tension
Me: ;)
Kylo: with some isometric hand movements. Making menacing fists and then releasing the tension
Me: .... 😂
The only ASMR that has ever let me relax.
why is this actually relaxing
I feel violated... by sound
Jim VR lol same
"I couldn't help but notice your beard"
LMMFAO!
When a joke video turns out to be one of the best asmr videos Ive seen in a long time, the asmr community is really slipping or certain creators just don't post anymore, just getting weird too...
Me: *A female*
Him: "I couldn't help but notice your beard"
Me: 😐
Lol
*Where is the map?*
it was so subtle lmao
...
...
...
...
...
That’s ok, there’s no rush.
*DO YOU LIKE THE SOUND OF MY GLOVES?*
3:55 - The single, most badass moment in the history of ASMR videos.
*"The girl, I smell her."*
*" I smell rosemary...The gir- Oh what the f- Obiwan?"*
Eh, Zanny
I was literally rubbing my beard when he said he couldn't help but notice my beard. Evidence of the Force.
*neckbeard
*Crate and Barrel Bamboo Hand Towel*
😂
The next day, Kylo walks into the interrogation room with a boom box...and begins singing...WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK!
Hyperstellar Well, it did work.
Emo Edgelord Kylo Ren good one
He knew work would work
You know when something is so funny you sail right on past laughter and just kind of want to weep?
Wow, who knew Lord Vader's lightsaber was made to European Conformity Standards
The german controlled European union lolz
@Darth Revan The European Techno Union.