Disney ruins stuff by turning stuff in shameless low effort cash grabs. I love some stuff after Endgame, but a lot of it was still controversial and hit or miss.
Cormac is actually a good tier voice actor, I'm very impressed with the fact that he plays most if not all the male roles in these skits and makes the voices sound good!
Remember when we were all hopeful? Like, when Disney bought Marvel and the whole plan was basically, "Give them more to work with!" You know, before they replaced comic fand with "visionaries" and various activists.
@silverblade357 I'm not against diversity. But even as a black guy, it gets really preachy when all you do with you movie is try to make a point, but the rest of the plot and action doesn't hold up. I think Thunderbolts*, Falcon America, and Fantastic Four will be good. But not if they do them like they did Fury in Captain Marvel or how they did She-Hulk. What sense did it make for She-Hulk to be rivals with the a hulk when they could have a better story working together
@senorjackconnerartistmorri8989 I don't know, maybe all the hammers he's thrown into homes with people inside it or hailing lightning storms on streets with civilians.
THANK YOU! The only MCU films I actually spent time watching in the past 4 years was No Way Home, Guardians 3 and Deadpool & Wolverine. Cause those were the only films that actually looked good and actually WERE good!
blame Bob Eiger I don't know why he's still working but if he had never come back then Kathleen would've probably been the head which would've been worse
"Mickey you literially replaced every avenger with A CHEAP KNOCK OFF and expected people would gobble that garbage, because you where dumb enough to believe that characters like Iron Heart could replace Iron Man and that Falcon just being handed the shield could become just as beloved as Steve Rogers. And dont even get me started in investing hundreds of millions in vanity projects for your friends; Agatha all along was marketed for no one but the directors ego and she hulk was directed for cat ladies. You shot yourself in the foot by trying to apease the egos of directors andbl studio heads that have done nothing but fail. Speaking of which how star wars doing, has Kathleen Kenedy finish descrating that corspe yet. Oh wait your literially letting her take a another multi million dollar piss again, when she should have been fired years ago. You killed star wars, a task that was believed to be impossible but congratulations you did it."
Iron man: Fantastic Four? MIckey: Fantastic four? We already did that?! Iron Man: We can do something new and creative with- Mickey: Where`s the magic?!
You think what they did to the Avengers was bad, you guys don't want to see what Mickey and Goofy did to the Star Wars folks a few houses down the street.
Considering they said they're gonna change doctor dooms relationship with Reed Richards, which is his most important character trait, I'd say doomsday is gonna suck
Honestly Disney Marvel should be the model of what not to do, although that didn't stop DC from following right along Its amazing how many franchises they killed before the press would finally admit it
Random Redditor: "wHaT iS wOkE, aNyWaY? yOu jUsT rEaLy hAtE wOmEn, dOn'T yOu?" Everyone else: _(Flashes back to Captain Marvel mugging a biker named "The Don" for telling her to look less grumpy and girl power pose during Endgame in the middle of a battlefield)_
Stay strong, Disney. Don't listen to your critics. Double down on whatever it is you're trying to do! Don't go out with a whimper, go out like the Hindenburg.
Mr.Micheal Walter Mouse just one shotted the hulk, who can lift the weight of sol, [2 octillion tons] This versions mickey can lift disney out of plummeting box offices with 2 fingers....
I kinda thought the joke would have the superhero versions of Disney characters appearing, or maybe they are too unknown for Americans? Though seriously, it's crazy to me that Disney in a superhero craze didn't make a Super Goof movie or a Paperinik/Duck Avenger...that being Donald's superhero identity where he is basically Batman and suddenly becomes a lot more competent and badass, hell, they even have their edgy AU with PKNA where Donald fights genocidal aliens, characters die and planets get blown up and he also fights Cosmic Beings with sci-fi tech. Actually, i think of the classic characters, only Mickey and Minnie don't have a superhero version.
Considering how much they spent on Downey to bring him back... Uh, I'm thinking maybe they need to take a cue from stuff like Godzilla Minus 1 and the Dunes and just plan the damn movies better. Also Werewolf by Night felt like the last really good thing they did to me, that felt original. And that wasn't a movie.
Realistically, they should've kept the Avengers the same, maybe making them stronger, and the movies after Endgame would be about them getting over all their loss before, let's say, strange says, "Hey I have a spell that can revive people wanna use it?" Tony and X other heroes who died get revived and cry in their loved one's arms again, the story could be something like this, to revive them their loved ones need to grab 6 magical items that would give Pepper a use and other women in marvel who never get a chance at the spotlight I'd also make it where Natasha lives and client dies reason being Laura gets a chance at the spotlight. They can make up some bullshit reason as well like if it's claimed by anyone else, it won't work because they absorb the love someone has for someone
Hold on a second! Is it not Disney's fault, when their movies suck? How about they blame their own writers? This is just pushing the blame on someone else.
It's kind of funny to make a video like this without acknowledging it's woke propaganda writing that's ruined Marvel/Disney and that most of that is from the heads of Disney themselves; Bob Iger and company. Even South Park could admit that and they work in the same industry.
Stan Lee: "Dang! I thought I defeated the hell out of that creep."
@@JOECURR1488 What in the Schizo ass shit is this lmao
@@JOECURR1488 Who
No one like Shang-Chi, doc strange 2, Spiderman no way home? No one has any faith is Fantastic Four or Falcon America? It's just over?
It feels illegal to pirate this video
bro it's free
As in blocking ads?
UA-cam says I can download it but then the mouse can find me.....
SOMETHING...🇮🇱🏳️🌈...is here.
DOWNEY WENT TO EPSTEIN'S ISLAND.
REMEMBER WHEN HE WOKE UP IN SOME STRANGERS HOUSE IN SOME KID'S BED?
😆
Disney: buys popular thing
Thing: drops in value because quality has decreased.
Disney: ???????
Disney ruins stuff by turning stuff in shameless low effort cash grabs. I love some stuff after Endgame, but a lot of it was still controversial and hit or miss.
oh is this the prequel to Goofy's Trial
man of culture right here
Ahyuck the demons told me
Ahyuck guilty.
Cormac is actually a good tier voice actor, I'm very impressed with the fact that he plays most if not all the male roles in these skits and makes the voices sound good!
Mickey's just jealous he hasn't had a movie starring himself in 20 years. Filmgoers are even starting to forget he exists.
maybe he's a little mad parts of him are now free of disney's death grip?
Disney, the final destroyer of everything
Just wait when sega (or paramount) pulls up sonic 3
Disney: The EA/Microsoft of the movie industry, and just as evil as Nintendo.
"Evil cannot create; it can only destroy."
Disney only has themselves to blame.
Remember when we were all hopeful? Like, when Disney bought Marvel and the whole plan was basically, "Give them more to work with!" You know, before they replaced comic fand with "visionaries" and various activists.
@silverblade357 I'm not against diversity. But even as a black guy, it gets really preachy when all you do with you movie is try to make a point, but the rest of the plot and action doesn't hold up. I think Thunderbolts*, Falcon America, and Fantastic Four will be good. But not if they do them like they did Fury in Captain Marvel or how they did She-Hulk. What sense did it make for She-Hulk to be rivals with the a hulk when they could have a better story working together
Iron man: what about guardians 3
Micky: the director is the head of our competition
Mickey’s pissed Sonic whipped his crap mufasa movie at the box office 😂
Somebody call Yujiro! Goofy is using his booty warrior powers for evil.
No he's on the right track these avengers aren't exactly heroes these days
“I understood that reference!”
What does Thor did to deserve it?
@senorjackconnerartistmorri8989 I don't know, maybe all the hammers he's thrown into homes with people inside it or hailing lightning storms on streets with civilians.
Mickey got that homelander vibe
Did Goofy literally just hyuck Thor 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Well, he used to hyuck Clarabelle the cow, so apparently any hole's a goal to him.
He's a Warrior You Know That 😂😂😂😂😂
Mickey is standing on business 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
And the Hulk.
@Bladez10 he always standing on business
And acting like it's not Disney coming up with the plots of the Marvel movies
I thought Mickey was going to say that they got beat on Christmas by an annoying blue rodent 😂😂😂
"Why won't they run!?"
Mickey, after breaking their legs
Looks like you're salty over the Ultimate Lifeform and Blue Blur beating you Michael Mouse
😂 what gave that away
Mickey:"There's probably all kinds of moisture on that face..."
Iron-Man:"Thank you...?"
Me:"OH MY GOD! TONY RUN!"
*Pirates This Video!*
Sonic three is knocking
Ehhh yooo WTF did goofy do to thor ya'll?!?!?!
He gave him his "specialty sandwich".
With lots of mayo
0:50 had me laughing my ass off
Dang I know why his made. It's because Sonic 3 makes more money then mufasa.
Don’t worry Sonic is here to save people from the Disney empire.
dang the avengers seriously got humiliated
Mickey how bad can i be I'm just making my bank account full
Disney is doing what Thanos couldn't!
Correction bobo is doing that, unless he does a trudo and leaves the company will have to start selling and shuting down.
Oh, shawarma like at the end of the first Avenger movie - nice touch!
Sonic: *didnt we teach this oldman a lesson?*
0:31 Then make good ideas.
Exactly
THANK YOU! The only MCU films I actually spent time watching in the past 4 years was No Way Home, Guardians 3 and Deadpool & Wolverine. Cause those were the only films that actually looked good and actually WERE good!
blame Bob Eiger I don't know why he's still working but if he had never come back then Kathleen would've probably been the head which would've been worse
This video ain't wrong
"Mickey you literially replaced every avenger with A CHEAP KNOCK OFF and expected people would gobble that garbage, because you where dumb enough to believe that characters like Iron Heart could replace Iron Man and that Falcon just being handed the shield could become just as beloved as Steve Rogers. And dont even get me started in investing hundreds of millions in vanity projects for your friends; Agatha all along was marketed for no one but the directors ego and she hulk was directed for cat ladies. You shot yourself in the foot by trying to apease the egos of directors andbl studio heads that have done nothing but fail. Speaking of which how star wars doing, has Kathleen Kenedy finish descrating that corspe yet. Oh wait your literially letting her take a another multi million dollar piss again, when she should have been fired years ago. You killed star wars, a task that was believed to be impossible but congratulations you did it."
Iron man: Fantastic Four?
MIckey: Fantastic four? We already did that?!
Iron Man: We can do something new and creative with-
Mickey: Where`s the magic?!
1:28 the constant “ugh” continuing after this sounds like afking a minecraft mob farm while doing other stuff
"I can do whatever the hell I want!" - why hello there, Mickey Homelander!
I love the fact that caps quoting anchorman
pls do more stuff with mickey like this😂😂😂
100% certain Paramount is the silent sponsor of this video.
Cool now do the Justice League versus Warner Brothers!
An accurate depiction of what's going on at Disney
Please tell me goofy wasn't doing what I think he was doing to Thor because it was a lot of squishing noises💯😅😅😅
LOOK
AT
ME
homelander edits intensify
Mickeys on straight Demon Mouse time bro!!🐭🔥🔥💪 I can do a solid impression of Mickey,Donald and Goofy
So. . . Where can I file the restraining order against Michael Rat?
Okay, now we need to make sure the movie doesn’t break 1 billion for the sequel to this video to happen.
Welp Tony better start writing his will and last testimony.
Cannot wait for ironman to try to pretend he is dr doom.
Pov If Mickey Mouse was a Director of Marvel Comic Universe was like:
You think what they did to the Avengers was bad, you guys don't want to see what Mickey and Goofy did to the Star Wars folks a few houses down the street.
Considering they said they're gonna change doctor dooms relationship with Reed Richards, which is his most important character trait, I'd say doomsday is gonna suck
This is what happens when rat invades & starts gnawing other IP
1:41 who’s doing who tho 😭
I am Disney, destroyer of dreams and harbinger of childhood trauma.
jokes aside, this one feels a bit... too real for me... more scared than laughing..
Honestly Disney Marvel should be the model of what not to do, although that didn't stop DC from following right along
Its amazing how many franchises they killed before the press would finally admit it
Don't worry mickey, avengers doomsday is coming.....in a year
I'm not laughing because it's not funny, I'm not laughing because it's true...
Where is paramount and sega to stop mickey
surprised Mickey didn't go after the Marvels...
The secret to making billions at the box office is saying "konnichiwhat" in your movie. If RDJ does that, he'll be golden.
QUICK! LET'S SKIP DECADES OF GOD-TIER MARVEL COMIC STORYLINES TO BASE THE MOVIES OFF THE WOKE GARBAGE FROM THE LAST 15 YEARS!
Random Redditor: "wHaT iS wOkE, aNyWaY? yOu jUsT rEaLy hAtE wOmEn, dOn'T yOu?"
Everyone else: _(Flashes back to Captain Marvel mugging a biker named "The Don" for telling her to look less grumpy and girl power pose during Endgame in the middle of a battlefield)_
Stay strong, Disney. Don't listen to your critics. Double down on whatever it is you're trying to do! Don't go out with a whimper, go out like the Hindenburg.
You gotta bring back Enchantress and Thor's episode and continue it 😂
The rat is shifting the blame, none of the 4 avengers here are even in the movies anymore
HE TOOK MY JERB!!!
You’re Yuccked… Iron-man
100% accurate. CAN Confirm
shouldve been hulk vs thanos clip when micky started beating him
Watch it before disney claims this video
You should’ve brought shadow in here to dox on Disney
Dang, they Worfed Hulk???
Remeber kids: Micke Mouse owns you too.
Do Justice League vs Warner Bros., please.
Mr.Micheal Walter Mouse just one shotted the hulk, who can lift the weight of sol, [2 octillion tons]
This versions mickey can lift disney out of plummeting box offices with 2 fingers....
Awww, Nawww MARVEL needs to conjure an EXIT STRATEGY
Mickey Mouse is the most powerful being in existence
Too true
Pretty much how disney operates these days 😂😂😂
Oh Disney
I.m happy about the thunderbolts
0:50 ⏸️ Mickey Mouse
Mickey is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and Michael Mouse is no friend of mine.
Lore Accurate Mickey Mouse Aka Mr.Turn A Clubhouse Into A Fun House
People really do forget about Wakanda Forever huh?
0:00
I kinda thought the joke would have the superhero versions of Disney characters appearing, or maybe they are too unknown for Americans?
Though seriously, it's crazy to me that Disney in a superhero craze didn't make a Super Goof movie or a Paperinik/Duck Avenger...that being Donald's superhero identity where he is basically Batman and suddenly becomes a lot more competent and badass, hell, they even have their edgy AU with PKNA where Donald fights genocidal aliens, characters die and planets get blown up and he also fights Cosmic Beings with sci-fi tech.
Actually, i think of the classic characters, only Mickey and Minnie don't have a superhero version.
Look.....at.....me *dances to song*
Considering how much they spent on Downey to bring him back... Uh, I'm thinking maybe they need to take a cue from stuff like Godzilla Minus 1 and the Dunes and just plan the damn movies better.
Also Werewolf by Night felt like the last really good thing they did to me, that felt original. And that wasn't a movie.
Realistically, they should've kept the Avengers the same, maybe making them stronger, and the movies after Endgame would be about them getting over all their loss before, let's say, strange says, "Hey I have a spell that can revive people wanna use it?" Tony and X other heroes who died get revived and cry in their loved one's arms again, the story could be something like this, to revive them their loved ones need to grab 6 magical items that would give Pepper a use and other women in marvel who never get a chance at the spotlight I'd also make it where Natasha lives and client dies reason being Laura gets a chance at the spotlight. They can make up some bullshit reason as well like if it's claimed by anyone else, it won't work because they absorb the love someone has for someone
Micky Mouse is O.P 🐁
Hold on a second! Is it not Disney's fault, when their movies suck? How about they blame their own writers? This is just pushing the blame on someone else.
That actually a good Point
Why not make an in-earnest Maui Mallard movie
Worst part of all, is people actually celebrating RDJ comeback.
Can’t believe in going to say this, but I’ll switch to the new DCCU
south park did it
Nice
Is Mickey Mouse stronger than Hulk?
The MCU shills are disliking the video.
It's kind of funny to make a video like this without acknowledging it's woke propaganda writing that's ruined Marvel/Disney and that most of that is from the heads of Disney themselves; Bob Iger and company. Even South Park could admit that and they work in the same industry.
You hit the nail on the head
Disney ruined marvel for us
ERB did it first.
Disney is crap now.