7-4 but they're not fucking around ...this is beautiful. You took what i started and lifted it above a shitpost. you made *art.* I felt V1's agony when Benjamin told it like it was to him. He was *pissed.* also, the concept of Ben continuing to speak through sheer spite is kinda chilling. ...I don't suppose i could humbly request your take on V1 and V2's fights? At your discretion, of course. Thanks for making this.
@@TheRealGears Oh wow, it’s you! I really enjoyed your renditions, they made me laugh. That means a lot, thank you so much! Honestly, I’d be very inclined to try the V2 fights - they’re a lot briefer and more concentrated, so I could afford to ensure every line is painstakingly crafted. There’s a lot to be explored there. I wonder what V1 would actually feel about the battle, pumping lead into the version of itself that actually contributed some good to the world. Or would have, if V2 had been mass produced. Actually, as far as I’m aware, V2 is also in hell in desperate for blood, so it isn’t really more virtuous over V1. In fact it’s more of a fallen angel, because it wasn’t designed for war at all, and doesn’t even need blood as desperately as V1 - yet still adopts the murderous ways (!!!) Just spitballing, but it seems there’s a lot of substance here. I think I’m gonna go for it :) Thanks for enjoying!
@@jogolord8122I would think that V2 would be in hell not only for blood, but because it thinks it *needs* to kill everyone in hell. Because they’re sinners, or as it calls them, “criminals”. Bad people go to hell, so V2, as a peacekeeper with no one to really protect, is clearing out hell for its own twisted sense of “Justice”, and it resents V1 for the violence that it commits
@@jogolord8122V1 kills to sustain itself. V2 kills because it’s programmed to enforce and punish crime and Hell contains the worst criminals of them all.
@The_Artist_Official Sounds great! In the first encounter, V2 is looking for criminals until he met V1. The second encounter, V2 shows up but for revenge.
"You’re not looking for fuel or revenge. You’re searching for the layer of hell that you belong to. Keep searching, V1. The bottom awaits." now that is absolute cinema😶
fr, at first it was even 'oh im just a tourist' and then not even 2 minutes later it goes to 'my eyes are unable to perceive earths beauty... the vistas of hell are the closest i can achieve.'
If you mean if they could talk over what happens in game, then obviously no, but if they somehow could just sit down and have a conversation, then maybe
@@Absoli3210 if it whats happens in game it would be like "CAN YOU SLOW DOWN IM TRYING TO SPEAK" "no." "AUGH############{\@[^`~^\{{@[^{####^@~^@#@[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[3 dying_monologue.mp3 failed to loa- *explosion*"
I originally envisioned the reason for V1’s prayer to be some sort of desperate cling to the Father’s light, haphazard prayers upon reaching each layer to be ‘eligible’ for mercy and forgiveness. Obviously though, V1 is quite literally descending through hell so it is doomed before it even begins the “Our Father”. However - I honestly love this interpretation so much! It fits so much better with V1’s character of a brash, angry warrior. I might even consider continuing with that idea with how well it fits.
You know given these machines stayed in hell for years it's not surprising they would eventually develop more sophisticated, poetic language about their existence Absolute masterpiece
I was genuinely expecting some funny banter between the two, with V1 being hilariously cocky, but what I saw has simply left me in awe. An absolutely poetic and philosophical exchange between two Supreme Machines, both being so different, yet having one great thing in common. They were both doomed from the very start. This is the only way it should have ended. Magnificent job, JogoLord.
I also love how the Earthmover explains how his kind was so devastating, they ended the Great War And if they didn't do that, V1 or V2 would have probably done the same. A war where V1 is as common as any other machine is unsustainable to Earth itself.
I really like how V1 refers to itself, and is referred to, as a “tourist” in hell, because to those around him, that’s all that V1 is… at least, to those who haven’t heard of him. His fuel can’t say the same.
This is actually pretty good! 4:22: The moment when V1 said *"Be silent"* to the Earthmover because he told the truth is great! I like this version of the Earthmover. This one is like a samurai who had fought for so long that he didn't know the battles he fought caused the end of the world. Fitting since the 1000-THR series were made by Japanese. Love it! You deserve more likes and subscribers.
This is the peak of the peak and you turned this amazing level and did something even more amazing with the dialogue When I first clicked on this video I just thought it was going to be another silly little robot go “WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” But not philosophical Questioning of their own existence and when the Earthmover Said “The bottom awaits." That hit me right in the jugular because I felt it Dude like I felt the emotion behind those 3 simple little words We're just… I can't find words to describe it but it was fucking awesome and I would love to see more of this beautiful art you've created here like the V2 fights or heck even with the ferryman in The Wrath lay.
i was fully expecting v1 to say something like "im not used to be serious for that long" and not something funny as "and to think these were supossed to be the world strongest defense system"
theres so many hard lines here "From such heights, your fall will be glorious" "The war died with me. Hell wouldn't let it rest." "You're searching for the layer of Hell that you belong to." insane writing man
going from philosophical and thought provoking dialogue to "well that was a war without reason" made my neck whiplash so hard it popped my head off and turned into a missile I used to ride up the Eiffel tower in egypt
My headcanon is that this was V1 first meeting Earthmover, and the ones where he goes WEE are just him on subsequent tries/simulations on getting a P rank and thus he isn't as serious as when he fought the real thing
@@ARandomULTRAKILLFanThanks for subbing! What do you mean though? You’re free to use this as you wish, as long as you give me credit within reason - but if you are just inspired by it and want to take and transform aspects you are free to do so without any worry. :)
I already know you've played Cruelty Squad or at least read some of its writing. If not, I suggest you give it a try. I love your verbiage. It gives 'master robot' in the best way possible.
Hahaha, right on. I refunded Cruelty Squad two separate times and the third time I fell in love with it, I’ve S ranked most levels. Tbh I think about that “speech” in the 3rd ending more often than I should, it’s amazingly rich and bizarre. It probably did influence how I wrote for Earthmover here- and funnily enough, it also influenced Hakita. In the most recent developer commentary, when talking about the secret “This is the only way it should have ended” speech, he cited Ville Kallio (the creator of cruelty squad) as an inspiration for it! There’s something so fitting about that sort of language when referring to the Earthmover. Hilariously, I’ve thought of another similarity - in Pyrocynical’s cruelty squad video, the TTS he uses for the 3rd ending speech sounds remarkably similar to the TTS for Earthmover I used in this video.
@@jogolord8122 Yes! I knew about Hakita's interest in Ville Kallio's Cruelty Squad from that same dev stream. Such a small world (over there in Finland). Also, yes. I couldn't help but think about the TTS from Pyro's video as well when listening to the Earthmover. All things considered, though, it was evidently the correct voice to use. That same looming presence was felt between each one and it was priceless. I honestly hope you do something more like this. It's art more than anything.
Ngl. BRO WAS COOKING🔥🔥🔥 ..also calling V1 "Mosquito" was PURE GOLD,from how well it fits...and I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥 Because I thought it was gonna be an Shitpist,but thankfully it was pure art
Wow, Earthmover is quite the philosopher, makes sense given how long it's had to pounder it's existance. The V1 and boss talking has gone from a funny meme to actually moving, wow!
@KrispyCooky22vids I thought about what would be best for his voice, and I landed on the Cyclops AI from Subnautica. I plugged all of the voice lines into Elevenlabs, described the Earthmover to it, and it produced a stable model. Only downside is while the voice is lovely and poetic, he talks slow as balls. He would keep pausing within the same sentence, so lots of editing went in to fix it up lol
7-4 but they're not fucking around
...this is beautiful. You took what i started and lifted it above a shitpost. you made *art.*
I felt V1's agony when Benjamin told it like it was to him. He was *pissed.*
also, the concept of Ben continuing to speak through sheer spite is kinda chilling.
...I don't suppose i could humbly request your take on V1 and V2's fights? At your discretion, of course.
Thanks for making this.
@@TheRealGears Oh wow, it’s you! I really enjoyed your renditions, they made me laugh. That means a lot, thank you so much!
Honestly, I’d be very inclined to try the V2 fights - they’re a lot briefer and more concentrated, so I could afford to ensure every line is painstakingly crafted. There’s a lot to be explored there.
I wonder what V1 would actually feel about the battle, pumping lead into the version of itself that actually contributed some good to the world.
Or would have, if V2 had been mass produced.
Actually, as far as I’m aware, V2 is also in hell in desperate for blood, so it isn’t really more virtuous over V1. In fact it’s more of a fallen angel, because it wasn’t designed for war at all, and doesn’t even need blood as desperately as V1 - yet still adopts the murderous ways (!!!)
Just spitballing, but it seems there’s a lot of substance here. I think I’m gonna go for it :) Thanks for enjoying!
@@jogolord8122I would think that V2 would be in hell not only for blood, but because it thinks it *needs* to kill everyone in hell. Because they’re sinners, or as it calls them, “criminals”. Bad people go to hell, so V2, as a peacekeeper with no one to really protect, is clearing out hell for its own twisted sense of “Justice”, and it resents V1 for the violence that it commits
@@jogolord8122V1 kills to sustain itself. V2 kills because it’s programmed to enforce and punish crime and Hell contains the worst criminals of them all.
@The_Artist_Official
Sounds great! In the first encounter, V2 is looking for criminals until he met V1. The second encounter, V2 shows up but for revenge.
@@jogolord8122 subbing in case it releases later
"You hunger to claim victory in a war than ended without you." Benjamin spitting BARS
"You’re not looking for fuel or revenge.
You’re searching for the layer of hell that you belong to.
Keep searching, V1.
The bottom awaits."
now that is absolute cinema😶
that line goes way harder than it needs to.
new lore unlocked
The whole dialogue is so good, i specially love how fast they talk to eachother.
No pauses to consider or think, just pure and fast processing.
BARS 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I THIS THE FIRST TIME I WATCHED A THE MOMENT HE SAID I READ THIS
V1: 💥💥💨💨
Benjamin: 🗣️🔥🔥🔥✍️
I expected "weeeee" and not philosophy on V1's purpose and the nature of Hell as a blood source
the video does say 'talk a lot'
FR
fr, at first it was even 'oh im just a tourist' and then not even 2 minutes later it goes to 'my eyes are unable to perceive earths beauty... the vistas of hell are the closest i can achieve.'
This is probably what it canonically would be like if they could talk
Yeah...
If you mean if they could talk over what happens in game, then obviously no, but if they somehow could just sit down and have a conversation, then maybe
@@Absoli3210 if it whats happens in game it would be like "CAN YOU SLOW DOWN IM TRYING TO SPEAK" "no." "AUGH############{\@[^`~^\{{@[^{####^@~^@#@[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[3 dying_monologue.mp3 failed to loa- *explosion*"
@ nah they could still talk while fighting
YOOOOO THIS ISN'T JUST A SHITPOST, IT'S PEAK
On god
PeakPost art
5:40 HE SAID THE LINE
And then everyone clapped
Absolute cinema
Edgar Allen Poemover
I did not think of a poet whose writing matches V1's dialogue but I did think of "ShakespeaV1 Writing" as a funny pun
Using the cyclops voice for the earthmover was such a good choice
Wait really?
I KNEW I WASN'T GOING CRAZY
I like how it prays before and after meals
I originally envisioned the reason for V1’s prayer to be some sort of desperate cling to the Father’s light, haphazard prayers upon reaching each layer to be ‘eligible’ for mercy and forgiveness. Obviously though, V1 is quite literally descending through hell so it is doomed before it even begins the “Our Father”.
However - I honestly love this interpretation so much! It fits so much better with V1’s character of a brash, angry warrior. I might even consider continuing with that idea with how well it fits.
You know given these machines stayed in hell for years it's not surprising they would eventually develop more sophisticated, poetic language about their existence
Absolute masterpiece
I expect funny shitpost but find a peak philosophy writing.
Absolutely cinema. Don't regret any second of it.
I was genuinely expecting some funny banter between the two, with V1 being hilariously cocky, but what I saw has simply left me in awe. An absolutely poetic and philosophical exchange between two Supreme Machines, both being so different, yet having one great thing in common.
They were both doomed from the very start.
This is the only way it should have ended. Magnificent job, JogoLord.
Doomed from the very start?
Did they not regret a second of it?
I also love how the Earthmover explains how his kind was so devastating, they ended the Great War
And if they didn't do that, V1 or V2 would have probably done the same. A war where V1 is as common as any other machine is unsustainable to Earth itself.
@@davisdf3064 War? Should they be gone?
Was NOT expecting these two to be voiced by Plato and Socrates what the hell
I really like how V1 refers to itself, and is referred to, as a “tourist” in hell, because to those around him, that’s all that V1 is… at least, to those who haven’t heard of him. His fuel can’t say the same.
"Start composing your eulogy" is such a hard line to come out of an ultrakill video oml
Drowning immortality is such a HARD LINE!
Bro hamlet type poetry
Look, a brain of that size should have some use
This is actually pretty good!
4:22: The moment when V1 said *"Be silent"* to the Earthmover because he told the truth is great!
I like this version of the Earthmover. This one is like a samurai who had fought for so long that he didn't know the battles he fought caused the end of the world. Fitting since the 1000-THR series were made by Japanese. Love it! You deserve more likes and subscribers.
I love the idea of V1 hating 1000-THR for ending the war. Making him incomplete. This makes the fight personal for V1. Nice!
They were probably invented by the Japanese, but everyone else most likely copied them right after (much like with the Nuclear Bomb)
A being in a mind numbing endless battle, a warrior poet damned to hell for his crimes.
@@alpharius2omegaboogaloo384 Nice.
@@alpharius2omegaboogaloo384 yep.
I like how the malicious face enraged when earthmover got mad about V1 calling him lucky.
I like the idea of V1 genuinely being pissy about the war ending before he could get to it
I thought that this was gonna be another silly video of EM and V1 shit talking each other but this, this is beautiful.
This is probably how they would canonically talk while the other videos are how the devs would make them talk for an April fools update
HOLD ON IS THIS PEAK?
i was expecting "BEN JA MIN, YOUR RECTUM IS MINE"
but no, i was gifted by glorious vocabulary and philosophy KEEPIN COOKING
4:38 when the peak starts
5:22 🔥🔥🔥 writting lol
“Keep searching, V1. The bottom awaits.” 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
5:24 that line is so fucking metal oh my gosh.
It’s more interesting when you remember what the final layer is
BETRAYAL
This is amazing! The best voiceover I’ve ever seen! It felt natural and not overwrought or too “funny”.
This is the peak of the peak and you turned this amazing level and did something even more amazing with the dialogue When I first clicked on this video I just thought it was going to be another silly little robot go “WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” But not philosophical Questioning of their own existence and when the Earthmover Said “The bottom awaits." That hit me right in the jugular because I felt it Dude like I felt the emotion behind those 3 simple little words We're just… I can't find words to describe it but it was fucking awesome and I would love to see more of this beautiful art you've created here like the V2 fights or heck even with the ferryman in The Wrath lay.
This is, without a joke, outstading dialogue rich with good writting and character. Keep cooking, sir!
i was fully expecting v1 to say something like "im not used to be serious for that long" and not something funny as "and to think these were supossed to be the world strongest defense system"
How is this not blowing up? The earthmover's dialogues were so perfectly written.
Easy answer, not enough femboys
@@Gabriel_Ultrakill stupid answer
Who tf gave the burj khalifa sized machine the ability to write amazing poetry
theres so many hard lines here
"From such heights, your fall will be glorious"
"The war died with me. Hell wouldn't let it rest."
"You're searching for the layer of Hell that you belong to."
insane writing man
And the Layer that is the “bottom” is betrayal
I honestly love this more than the shitposty meme esque of the usual interactions you see. Feels in line with Ultrakill's artistic style. Good shit!
Ultrakill if hakita was the british shakespeare of video games
Benjamin spitting facts 0:48
going from philosophical and thought provoking dialogue to "well that was a war without reason" made my neck whiplash so hard it popped my head off and turned into a missile I used to ride up the Eiffel tower in egypt
Close enough, welcome back Shakespeare
Bro the title drop is amazing
Yooo Brother I just watched this with your mum (literally)
P.S. why didn’t you tell me you made this, it’s sick
Heeheehee it was a fun little pet project. Glad u enjoyed it
CHOOM THIS IS FUCKING NOVA. PREEMEST OF PREEMS I'VE EVER WITNESS. PEAK VIRTU. I WEEP.
lore accurate ultrakill
My headcanon is that this was V1 first meeting Earthmover, and the ones where he goes WEE are just him on subsequent tries/simulations on getting a P rank and thus he isn't as serious as when he fought the real thing
You know its a good day when Jogo uploads ❤
Hold on, his writing is THIS PEAK?!?
goddamit the final line of Benjamin was deep
I don’t dislike the silliness of the Ultrakill community, but I really love when they take the game seriously
This is really cool, congratulations!!
Salute to the JogoLoRD 💥
The talk of this guys are pure poetry
V1 has gone through hell within hours, at minimum 2 or 1
This is actually peak writing
This is so fire bro
You just earned a subscriber.
PLEASE LET ME PUT THIS FOR MY REWRITE OF MY WATTPAD STORY. PLEAAAAAASE
@@ARandomULTRAKILLFanThanks for subbing! What do you mean though? You’re free to use this as you wish, as long as you give me credit within reason - but if you are just inspired by it and want to take and transform aspects you are free to do so without any worry. :)
@@jogolord8122 im going to take a screenshot so the reader will know i got permission.
ABSOLUTE CINEMA
I already know you've played Cruelty Squad or at least read some of its writing. If not, I suggest you give it a try. I love your verbiage. It gives 'master robot' in the best way possible.
Hahaha, right on. I refunded Cruelty Squad two separate times and the third time I fell in love with it, I’ve S ranked most levels. Tbh I think about that “speech” in the 3rd ending more often than I should, it’s amazingly rich and bizarre. It probably did influence how I wrote for Earthmover here- and funnily enough, it also influenced Hakita.
In the most recent developer commentary, when talking about the secret “This is the only way it should have ended” speech, he cited Ville Kallio (the creator of cruelty squad) as an inspiration for it! There’s something so fitting about that sort of language when referring to the Earthmover.
Hilariously, I’ve thought of another similarity - in Pyrocynical’s cruelty squad video, the TTS he uses for the 3rd ending speech sounds remarkably similar to the TTS for Earthmover I used in this video.
@@jogolord8122 Yes! I knew about Hakita's interest in Ville Kallio's Cruelty Squad from that same dev stream. Such a small world (over there in Finland).
Also, yes. I couldn't help but think about the TTS from Pyro's video as well when listening to the Earthmover. All things considered, though, it was evidently the correct voice to use. That same looming presence was felt between each one and it was priceless. I honestly hope you do something more like this. It's art more than anything.
Welp, that was a war without reason.
This was just Ultrakill if Amy Henning wrote a script for it.
Absolutely Exquisite
This is peak.
You cooked, brother.
We hunger for more.
what the fuck, this is unironically peak writing
Lore Without Reason
Thought this was a shitpost and in return I got a masterpiece of philosophy and purpose
This is what trully Absolute Cinema.
The back and forth is so engrossing oh my LOOORD
God damn this is fantastic characterization.
Damn, this is good.
Wait that was actually pretty peak, well done!
Ngl. BRO WAS COOKING🔥🔥🔥
..also calling V1 "Mosquito" was PURE GOLD,from how well it fits...and I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
Because I thought it was gonna be an Shitpist,but thankfully it was pure art
Wow, Earthmover is quite the philosopher, makes sense given how long it's had to pounder it's existance. The V1 and boss talking has gone from a funny meme to actually moving, wow!
PERFECT, I LOVE THIS
That thumbnail goes so hard man
nice writing
good god this is the best one
This is absolute cinema
"After your death you stole the war with you" is raw as fuck i love v1's dialogue this video is so fuckimg cool
Oki i'm ngl i enjoy the silly dialogue that other people write, but I love how accurate this dialogue is >w
i love every part of this
Peak writing
This is fucking legendary man.
Ultrayap.
Everything was incredibly well written I love V1 is a little more Full of himself and the earthmover is much more wise
Peak content! Anyways the Earth Mover sounds alot like megatron from fall of Cybertron though
This was beautiful
This Benjamin voice fits so well... Its perfect.
"You search for the layer you belong to" I'm shook ngl.
NEW HEADCANON LORE DROPPED🗣️🗣️🗣️
acutally really like this version of the Earthmover. Very poetic, his lines hit hard. Also what TTS do you use for the earthmover?
@KrispyCooky22vids I thought about what would be best for his voice, and I landed on the Cyclops AI from Subnautica. I plugged all of the voice lines into Elevenlabs, described the Earthmover to it, and it produced a stable model.
Only downside is while the voice is lovely and poetic, he talks slow as balls. He would keep pausing within the same sentence, so lots of editing went in to fix it up lol
Raw quotes
“Welcome aboard captain, all systems online” -Cyclops
Absolute cinema
Godammit this is more than beautiful this is art also
Benjamin voice sounds like count dooku
Dude this is actual poetry
this shit straight philosophical
The writing had NO BUSINESS being so PEAK?!?!!!
Amazing
V1 being called “Mosquito” is actually the hardest thing in fiction
the writing is fire