"You ain't learn how to kiss but you learned how to take P??" 🎶How did we get here🎶 I swear Kev's shenanigans is non-stop with his best worse advice. 😂😂😂😂😂
People are dating strangers. If you would rather tell a comedian your problem than the person you lie naked with you're not mature enough to be dating.
Omg KEV how was Melissa able to keep her composure thru this episode???😂😂😂😂😂 especially the last email that one took all the way out! "Cheeks getting clapped! Clap yo hands and Praise the Lord!"😂😂😂😂😂 I'm literally in tears because of you KevOnStage!😂 too funny...
That zoom though near the end lmfao I can’t deal with you Kevin! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I dk how anyone can stand there and not laugh when you’re recording this stuff. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I went through a time where I was traumatized by a listerine commercial about germs in the mouth. Ugh. I shutter to think of it.... Saliva control is a must... sloopy kiss will have me cringing... noooo 😭 So anyway ... i got over that and I kiss my current partner 🤣🤣🤣 every thing is good. But every now and then.. I do ponder on that commercial and shutter still 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you don’t feel like you can be vulnerable enough with your partner to even share that you don’t know how to kiss then move on. He ain’t the one if you can’t expose that simple thing so you don’t look like a “doofus” in front of your mate. Shoot all my husband sees is the doofus part of me!
It’s her issue that she needs to resolve herself. It’s not on him. Don’t know what kind of guy he is but this is on her. This is what she does with all guys and she will continue to do it with all guys until she takes it upon herself to figure out why she’s like that and change it.
Only read the title and I was like...huh?? That thumbnail is how I felt reading that. You should only be able to accomplish something like that with artificial insemination or adoption yo
I believe you when you sue after an accident, you're suing the insurance of the people. I did that after my accident. My bf was driving and I had to get medical attention and rehab. The lawyer went after the insurance and I got what I needed covered and a little extra left.
I would say that this is the effects of being quarantined for too long but Kev has been like this 😂😂😂 Edit: Nevermind, as I kept watching, I think the quarantine might have gotten to him just a little👌🏽🥺😂😂😂
The answer to this is super simple. Tons of women do not know how to kiss at all. But "effort" is attractive. Just walk up to him and kiss him. Tons of us were bad on our first kiss, but funny enough, those moments are the more memorable, even though we've had plenty of better kisses "on paper" once we got better. You're overthinking this. Lips feel good, and having someone kiss you, even if they're bad at it, is mentally a good feeling. It's like when your family gives you a kiss on the cheek. It's a caring gesture. It's not just necessarily the feeling, it's the care and intention that goes into someone kissing you on the cheek. Now just imagine kissing on the lips being the more intimate version of that. There's literally no way to mess this up. Press your lips against his, and then move your lips away. Everything else can be learned later.
It sounds like that wife doesn’t wanna have sex because he isn’t investing in the relationship. Been there, done that. Could not connect with my spouse until he made an effort like in the beginning.
Based on voice changes, facial expressions and other context clues I try and guess when Kev is gonna say, "whatcha talkin," "BUTT BUTT," and "because you don't have a purple mattress..."
Kev will find absolutely ANY reason to do the Smeagol voice.
🤣🤣 he does and it kills me every time.
😂😂😂😂😂
He makes me want to vomit every time!
Lawd please tell me what me what the smeaqol voice is
BooBoo TheFool 2:05
“Sent from AOL, first off lets start there”😂😂😂
“Sucks to be you man...and you aint gettin no sucks” 💀💀💀
"You ain't learn how to kiss but you learned how to take P??" 🎶How did we get here🎶 I swear Kev's shenanigans is non-stop with his best worse advice. 😂😂😂😂😂
I mean taking P is better to us men than kissing. Id much rather a woman arch that back right than kissing me right
“Sell butt on retainer with a stipend!” Sir...😂😂😂😂
Unbelievable!!! She’s never experienced true passionate love making. She’s just doing the horizontal polka without passion. Shame on it all.
Not even love making, no affection at all. Skipped steps.
The horizontal polka??? Lmaoo what?
People are dating strangers. If you would rather tell a comedian your problem than the person you lie naked with you're not mature enough to be dating.
Karl Williams and yo behind needs to be in therapy too.
Facts
Karl Williams
The bigger problem is “ she lie naked “
What’s that all about????
Devon Dené Drouillard FACTS
Kev: sell that butt for Rolls Royce prices
(2 weeks later)
Kev gets 50K via Patreon from same girl as a thank you 😂
"I would like to see it" *Mo'Nique voice*
Too funny. It's hard time with Dat Rona you better sell that butt for Rolls Royce prices.
7:25
No one:
Kev: "Don't sell unleaded butt to people who can pay premium prices" 😂
I got fuel rewards at Shell. Hopefully I can get Premium Butt at a discount
@@Dud512 Bruhhhh 😩🤣🤣🤣
IF YOU GON SELL BUTT SELL BUTT
-Kevonstage 2020 corona wisdom
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏾♀️
😂🤣😭 he not wrong though.
P.s. hey kaneki 🤭
25:12 The extended zoom in on the claps was PRICELESS!🤣🤣🤣
14:31
No one:
Keg: "That coochie looking up at you like not again, him?! Omg" 😂
That took me out
"If you're gonna sell BUTT, SELL BUTT!!!" words to live by 🤣
Invading Minds lmao the real words to live by were “sell that butt to the highest bidder” 🤣🤣🤣 “can’t be selling it for used Honda prices”
These modern day folks is out here hunchin' so much... they never graduate to making love 🙄 sad.
Ahh man...!
Wow, I haven't heard anyone say the term "hunchin' " in years... decades even 😯 LOL
🤣🤣😂I just used that word yesterday 🤣🤣😂
Ever since I heard a friend’s Granny use the word “hunchin” I’ve loved and used it 🤣 Let’s be friends lol
Glen CoCo
Keep strong in your walk! No shame in it
“You gotta pay my rent so I can house this butt.” I’m on the floor.
😂😂😂🤣
Awww, I hate that the whole gang can't hang out but I love that we still get content
You know it's bad..when even the thugs in the hood ain't dappin up without sanitizing up
Y’all know Goku has two kids and him and his wife never kissed. It’s all good.
yfkcertifieddopeness I thought the same thing
If you've seen DBZA, you know Chichi just took what she wanted 😂. She probably just told him that was how married people spar
@@MegaShinobi2011 you watched DB, those to on a cloud is how they got "engaged"! 😂
Vegeta's face at the moment ☠☠☠
Goku 😢😢
Melissa probably behind the camera about to have a heart attack listening to Kev give these people terrible advice. Lol.
Right?!?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kev said “beat your meat and make beats swizz on the beats “ I’m 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂
Omg KEV how was Melissa able to keep her composure thru this episode???😂😂😂😂😂 especially the last email that one took all the way out! "Cheeks getting clapped! Clap yo hands and Praise the Lord!"😂😂😂😂😂 I'm literally in tears because of you KevOnStage!😂 too funny...
HOW is the question!! He is SICK! 🤣🤣
She most be used to all of his foolishness.
That zoom though near the end lmfao I can’t deal with you Kevin! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I dk how anyone can stand there and not laugh when you’re recording this stuff. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🎶Ooooooooh yaaa I’m getting my back blown out TONIGHT and I got a renter in the room to the RIGHT and I don’t care bow bow bow🎶😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
It's possible. Some people don't like kissing at all but love everything else
If she don’t like kissing that sex finna be trash
I am some people.
I went through a time where I was traumatized by a listerine commercial about germs in the mouth. Ugh. I shutter to think of it....
Saliva control is a must... sloopy kiss will have me cringing... noooo 😭
So anyway ... i got over that and I kiss my current partner 🤣🤣🤣 every thing is good.
But every now and then.. I do ponder on that commercial and shutter still 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mighty-Royal Mystic 😂😂😂 “traumatized”
I am some people too lol im not a kisser.
@25:16 *I’m literally choking on my oatmeal!!!!!!!!* 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️ I laughed harder and harder the closer your face was!
So you just ‘gone cut up this whole episode huh? 😂😂😂😩😩😭😭😭😂😂😂 I love it
......she got a kid and never kissed anyone? I am confusion...
Her stuff was so good he finished quick before kissing
I was messing around with a guy for years and never kissed him
@@terseandtiny1746 why though? What was the issue
The ability to become pregnant does not involve kissing
I have a kid with someone I’ve never kissed
"😩U know he ain't got no job, right?! That's why he does this so well! 😣U know he ain't got no job!😫"
🤣😂😂🤣😂😭😭😭
18missmm I was looking for this comment! Like - we’re not going to act like he didn’t say that! Those are FACTS tho!
Had to pause 10 seconds in and THANK YOU Kev. We all need your humor at this very moment. Stay safe. Love to the entire KOS family🙏🏾🥰
"SUE THAT MAN!!" maaan I fell out, I didn't see it coming...why you giving these people this advice!
I was the opposite. I hesrd SUE THAT MAN in my head 2 seconds before he said it. I felt it in my spirit. 🤣
That intense zoom in tho...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I didn't kiss til my 20's and it was easy. I felt the desire to kiss a guy and I just did it. Sis, just do it! lol
I did too, but I wasn't having sex. 🤔
N Ca me either. Kissing definitely happened way before then. 😂
The advice for Ms. Trifflin' was spot on. "War and Peace" is another long book. Phew...
That's the first one I thought of. Ulysses is another one. Shoot, write a book while you're at it. Good lawd....
Y’all fired! That zoom in though with the hand claps and intense face. Nope. I can’t.
Used Honda Accord Butt prices 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
This is the comment that I was looking for! #delivery
Making it hard for us who ain't even got that type of money
I'm honestly here trying to figure out how they actually got to the sex part with no kissing...
Right, like how does she get ...nvm
Some people just don’t like kissing
@@angelique757
Mostly *Men* ✔
some men just bend you over, so i've heard
Very possible
So we just gone slide past him calling his hand “handrea” alright cool
🤣🤣
🤔..yeah I see that
1:16
No one
Kev: "You aint learn how to kiss but you learned how to take peen, howwwww did we get here" 😂
One of your best episodes ever! I'm crying!!!! That clapping sequence had me so weak 😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks Kev! “Your couchie is Tyrese” just made me spit coffee all over my screen.
Where is Josh? The mic sounds like the mic at Second Baptist during the Easter program.
😂😂😂😂😂
You must've missed the first like two minutes of the video 😂
Look. Its Rona season.... 😂😂😂
This made me chuckle 😭😭
😂
If you don’t feel like you can be vulnerable enough with your partner to even share that you don’t know how to kiss then move on. He ain’t the one if you can’t expose that simple thing so you don’t look like a “doofus” in front of your mate. Shoot all my husband sees is the doofus part of me!
Amen! My husband sees all the doof that I can muster
I'm a whole doofus, so this gives me hope to find someone who will appreciate this!
It’s her issue that she needs to resolve herself. It’s not on him. Don’t know what kind of guy he is but this is on her. This is what she does with all guys and she will continue to do it with all guys until she takes it upon herself to figure out why she’s like that and change it.
@@BijinMCMXC ?
OMG, kev.....this is hilarious especially the close up claps.
Did this man just bust out a John P Kee remix for cheeks being clapped 😂😂😂!!
I didn’t even know AOL was still around
Backup to my backup email.
I still write a friend at SBCglobel.net email
David H Is sbcglobal.net old? Asking for a friend. 👀
@@shimmy2708 well, yeah. But now since the merge with ATT. I think it's more like a back up?🤔
This quarantine has made Kev funnier I was literally LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!
the “Love is blind” reference was too much lool gigi and damian were toxic as hell
amanda right?! And they are still together! Crazy
It’s Gigi Telenovela ass 😏 she was funny as hell. I died when she told him I lost my butterflies 🤣🤣
Christina Udodi Lmaooo I was like what in the 3rd grade love??? 😂😂🥴
“Beat that meat until submission” LMAOOO KEV😩😂😭
Nearly 30 mins???? Oooohhh, yeeeaaahhhh *in my KevOnStage voice*
Only read the title and I was like...huh?? That thumbnail is how I felt reading that. You should only be able to accomplish something like that with artificial insemination or adoption yo
She’s the only other person besides my 87 year old Aunt who are keeping AOL afloat 😭😂
I still got my aol and Yahoo and gmail
I still use AOL
I believe you when you sue after an accident, you're suing the insurance of the people. I did that after my accident. My bf was driving and I had to get medical attention and rehab. The lawyer went after the insurance and I got what I needed covered and a little extra left.
I would say that this is the effects of being quarantined for too long but Kev has been like this 😂😂😂
Edit: Nevermind, as I kept watching, I think the quarantine might have gotten to him just a little👌🏽🥺😂😂😂
Ahhhhhh I’m screaming 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀🤦🏽♀️. That last one took me out Lort!
The answer to this is super simple. Tons of women do not know how to kiss at all. But "effort" is attractive. Just walk up to him and kiss him. Tons of us were bad on our first kiss, but funny enough, those moments are the more memorable, even though we've had plenty of better kisses "on paper" once we got better. You're overthinking this. Lips feel good, and having someone kiss you, even if they're bad at it, is mentally a good feeling. It's like when your family gives you a kiss on the cheek. It's a caring gesture. It's not just necessarily the feeling, it's the care and intention that goes into someone kissing you on the cheek. Now just imagine kissing on the lips being the more intimate version of that.
There's literally no way to mess this up. Press your lips against his, and then move your lips away. Everything else can be learned later.
How is that even possible? Kissing is great
Facts!!! lol if you're a bad kisser I assume you're bad at everything else 😂
🤔🤔
@@asibelle422 Pretty much I ain't the MF for ya females lol
@@asibelle422exactly
12:38 when Kev realize he was about to flick us off, lol
My first kiss was at age 17 and back then folks made it seem like that was late.
😂 That was a seamless transition into the purple mattress ad
Kev you are a clown 😂😂. "Clap your hands" took me smooth out
“Yo coochie is Tyrese” 😂😭😭😂😂😂😂
Omgoshhh the 🎶🎶CLAP YOUR HANDS🎶🎶 ______🗣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When you started making the noises Kev 😂😂 I’m at work bro, chill ! Then the clapping 🤣🤣
Who the hell is this no kissing person? Goku?😂
And since she married, did the groom just kiss her cheek?🤔
haha literally came to the comment section looking for a drangon ball super reference
Nah she's not married it said long term relationships sooo yeah kissing's the one thing saved for the wedding day 😩😭
She be eating garlic to mask the fact she can't kiss
Bruuuuuuuuuh that last letter had me in tears!!!!
These DearKev videos take me out every time 😂 #BestWorstAdviceEver
The entire video got me in stitches, especially the clapping part at the end🤣
The segway to the commercials are hilarious!
I dont need this type of foolishness i died no music clap ya hands
It sounds like that wife doesn’t wanna have sex because he isn’t investing in the relationship. Been there, done that. Could not connect with my spouse until he made an effort like in the beginning.
Based on voice changes, facial expressions and other context clues I try and guess when Kev is gonna say, "whatcha talkin," "BUTT BUTT," and "because you don't have a purple mattress..."
And I'll also add, "hmmm?! Ya hear/feel me?"
I love how Kev cleaned the glasses while saying he don't be using them 😂 #keepitclean
"Cheeks getting clapped in the quarantine" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg I was hollering this whole video. Thank you so much for making me laugh so hard. I wish there were more of these.
Kev ain’t NEVER on key. NEVERRRRR. He just be straight up making up melodies. “Hoooooooow did we get here?”
🤣🤣🤣 leave John P Kee out of this 🤣🤣🤣
No bullshit this is the best no filter comedy EVER. Thank you for your church influenced humor
Zoom in on each clap at the end completely shut me down!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Liss is on sound...please get your man with that last 3mins of hand slapping.
Let's keep it 100 Kev. Ain't no millionaires and billionaires out here slanging good peen. That's a fact Jack
Gaston Bouquette And you probably right.😂
The third question had Kev giving some semi serious advice. She need to put some ice on that thing.
23 and haven't had my first kiss.
I also have an aol email...
Micah Hill do you have a child ?
@@brownhippiex496 😂😂😂
How are you 23 with AOL? I am confusion. That shouldn't have been a choice for a internet browser.
That's why you haven't been kissed yet, people have to slide in your DM's through snail mail😄
That clap and face zoom..... priceless!!!!!!!!
For the question around 16:00, there's always divorce! 🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️
True after awhile you just had a ENOUGH.
After this episode, I propose that all listeners join in prayer for @mrskevonstage 😂 Kev is WYLIN!! 🤣🤣🤣💀
Not the renter in the room tonight too damn funny
This man almost made me die at that renter's question. I almost choked on my eggs bro
“Beat that meat to submission” - Kevin Fredricks, 2020
A damn mess 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂🤦🏾♀️ wow!!!! I canNOT on today 🤣🤣😂😂💀.
“Switz Beats on that meatz”- KevOnStage 2020
“Sell extravagant butt” 😂😂😂😂
This is my favorite and sometimes I wonder what that says for me. I literally miss this on the live so I can watch it first impression on Friday. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tanisha Craig - It’s my favorite show too!! A close second is RighteousxRatchet!
Lmbo. Swizzbeats on it. Im going to listen again. Too funny
Great job Melissa for convincing Kev he is the only one youve kissed
Saw you in the Lou. You actually gave ole girl good advice. 😂. Reading is fundamental... the more you know 🌈
The advice to the last 2 people were real and ON POINT lol
"Cheeks getting Clapped in the quarintine" 😂😂😂😂
FACTS
🤦🏾♂️🤣 this man clapped the mess out his hands around the end
How does Melissa put up with this foolery??? I died when he started clapping and the camera zoomed in 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg, the segue from "beat your meat" to the sheets ad...😂😂😂...I'm done...dead🤣🤣💀💀
That zoom in was hilarious* 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
This is off the chain! I hope these people are getting regular checkups.