Buckle up, fellow cosmic explorers, because we're about to embark on a journey through the most outrageous, the most ludicrous, and the most downright hilarious Solaris merch lineup ever conceived! Picture this: you wake up in the morning, groggy from interstellar dreams, but fear not, because your day is about to get a whole lot weirder, and by weirder, I mean insanely awesome! First stop: the Skibidi Toilet. Yes, you heard that right. Say goodbye to mundane bathroom experiences because with the Skibidi Toilet, every trip to the loo is transformed into a full-blown dance party extravaganza! Just imagine busting out your best moves while taking care of business - now that's what I call multitasking in style. But wait, there's more! Ever wanted to cuddle up with a cosmic creature? Well, now you can with our exclusive line of Mog Furry Plushies. From cuddly space bears to adorable alien critters, these plushies will have you feeling like you're snuggling up with E.T. himself. And hey, who needs a regular old pet when you can have a furry friend from another galaxy? Now, let's talk fashion. Introducing the Sigma Femboy Hoodie - the ultimate statement piece for those who like to stand out in a crowd. With its bold design and intergalactic flair, this hoodie is guaranteed to turn heads on any planet, moon, or asteroid you find yourself on. Plus, it's super comfy - perfect for those long journeys through the cosmos. But we're just getting started, folks. For all you music lovers out there, we've got something special in store - the Mewing Cat Ear Headphones. That's right, headphones with cat ears that actually meow. Because why settle for regular tunes when you can groove to the beat of the universe? And last but certainly not least, we've got a treat for all you pizza-loving space cadets out there - the Gay Furry Sigma Space Pizza Cutter. Not only does it slice through pizza like a hot knife through butter, but it also doubles as a conversation starter at any intergalactic pizza party. Trust me, you've never experienced pizza night quite like this. So there you have it, fellow space travelers - the most outrageous, the most outlandish, and the most downright hilarious Solaris merch lineup ever created. From dance-worthy toilets to cuddly cosmic critters, we've got everything you need to take your interstellar adventures to the next level. So what are you waiting for? Get ready to blast off into a world of laughter, excitement, and pure unadulterated weirdness with Solaris merch - where the only limit is your imagination... and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?
This video is very entertaining and very helpful, yet also lets people down. The reason is because of the need of the Glitch aura which is 1 in 12,210,110 itself and the biome being 1 in 181k every second because of the 2x glitch event for 2 weeks, ending up for the bug to be patched even before people would get the Glitch aura and do the bug for themselves. It is truly sad and utmost disappointing, but Solaris has showed us and demonstrated on how to do the bug, it makes me proud seeing Solaris grow as a content creator and I feel like a proud parent. Good job son.
first pin LMAO
what a W guy
Buckle up, fellow cosmic explorers, because we're about to embark on a journey through the most outrageous, the most ludicrous, and the most downright hilarious Solaris merch lineup ever conceived! Picture this: you wake up in the morning, groggy from interstellar dreams, but fear not, because your day is about to get a whole lot weirder, and by weirder, I mean insanely awesome!
First stop: the Skibidi Toilet. Yes, you heard that right. Say goodbye to mundane bathroom experiences because with the Skibidi Toilet, every trip to the loo is transformed into a full-blown dance party extravaganza! Just imagine busting out your best moves while taking care of business - now that's what I call multitasking in style.
But wait, there's more! Ever wanted to cuddle up with a cosmic creature? Well, now you can with our exclusive line of Mog Furry Plushies. From cuddly space bears to adorable alien critters, these plushies will have you feeling like you're snuggling up with E.T. himself. And hey, who needs a regular old pet when you can have a furry friend from another galaxy?
Now, let's talk fashion. Introducing the Sigma Femboy Hoodie - the ultimate statement piece for those who like to stand out in a crowd. With its bold design and intergalactic flair, this hoodie is guaranteed to turn heads on any planet, moon, or asteroid you find yourself on. Plus, it's super comfy - perfect for those long journeys through the cosmos.
But we're just getting started, folks. For all you music lovers out there, we've got something special in store - the Mewing Cat Ear Headphones. That's right, headphones with cat ears that actually meow. Because why settle for regular tunes when you can groove to the beat of the universe?
And last but certainly not least, we've got a treat for all you pizza-loving space cadets out there - the Gay Furry Sigma Space Pizza Cutter. Not only does it slice through pizza like a hot knife through butter, but it also doubles as a conversation starter at any intergalactic pizza party. Trust me, you've never experienced pizza night quite like this.
So there you have it, fellow space travelers - the most outrageous, the most outlandish, and the most downright hilarious Solaris merch lineup ever created. From dance-worthy toilets to cuddly cosmic critters, we've got everything you need to take your interstellar adventures to the next level. So what are you waiting for? Get ready to blast off into a world of laughter, excitement, and pure unadulterated weirdness with Solaris merch - where the only limit is your imagination... and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?
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Sigmuh
This video is very entertaining and very helpful, yet also lets people down. The reason is because of the need of the Glitch aura which is 1 in 12,210,110 itself and the biome being 1 in 181k every second because of the 2x glitch event for 2 weeks, ending up for the bug to be patched even before people would get the Glitch aura and do the bug for themselves. It is truly sad and utmost disappointing, but Solaris has showed us and demonstrated on how to do the bug, it makes me proud seeing Solaris grow as a content creator and I feel like a proud parent. Good job son.
eyyy u remember me izdiyad hazim sorry for not watching your livestreaming so long my pc have some problem sorry ya god bless you🙏🙏🙏🙏
i love edging to your videos
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yaya you can friend me now you have 198 friends
15 SECONDS
Patched.
68 views 9 mins? Bro fell off 😢
(real)
FREE STARSCOURGE RADIANT
Oh can thet work for apex
WE WANT ANOTHER ASMR STREAM
Ok 👍
WOW
insanity
please do a zenith rng video
W
W vid
sigmuh
if only I had glitch 😔
boo hoo
boohoo for sure 😔
No view in 12 seconds?
glitch creating a glitch xD
W video
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First Pin
smd
i forgot bro got glitch
if i only had glitch tho :v
boo hoo
That's why is called the glitch aura my man🫡
GOOD ONE!