I swear he’s like a super artistic guy with a lot of big thoughts but he’s also legit insane and schizophrenic or something. He’s always got something to say, but it gets way out there and run on just like his music
@@wipkpremium5691 I agree, I’m not into parody music but I definitely love weird stuff that makes you think at the same time. Keith is a master at it, his brain works differently. Whether he’s not playing with a full deck or has an extra set of cards doesn’t matter much to me
It honestly wouldn't surprise me at all if Kool Keith was just talking to himself in an empty restaurant, with a recording of ambient conversation in the background.
@@chriskucholtz6967 maybe it's because he's sitting in the back of the restaurant, close to the kitchen, where they clean the dishes. And all the noise is actually coming from the staff
This guy is so fucking weird that, like Captain Beefheart, he falls off the scale and wraps back around to normal. Adult Swim should have given him a talk show years ago, it'd be fucking incredible.
The funniest thing is that you have to train yourself to like it. It might take months, or even years, but if you can learn to like eating and drinking boring foods your shit "will always be there when you get home."
Kool Keith understands the meaning of life and expresses his perceived reality in a magical way that only those of us born on Jupiter will understand. Earthlings are too simple minded and refuse to adapt and evolve ideas as time moves forward..
I read this comment, and I see the indication of a reply, but I view upon the further regions of the commenting chain, and I read no reply. I've really gotta visit Jupiter some day and get some answers
As a few people have mentioned here, I get the feeling this is a metaphor for the rap game, ie. if you go where other don't want to go, you don't have to worry about imitators jacking your style. Kool Keith!!!
Literally THEE best video on youtube.. I've never been so drawn to a video, year after year, I keep coming back. I'm really starting to enjoy Seltzer water..
It was an honor to work with you guys back in the day. We were a tight unit. I still remember how warm and welcoming Cedric's mom was and how much Patrick cared about our group. The South Bronx was no joke. You guys gave us the opportunity to create a demo and perform with you and for that, I am forever grateful.
I started drinking seltzer water last year, and he is telling the truth! Noone is interested, you can't even offer anyone a glass of seltzer water and some spinach bread. They will look at you like you're crazy as hell and go hit a Mickey D's straight up! Haha.
Hittin McD's is taking the mickey outta yourself,if you knew what's in it & the effects it has on your body,brain & environment;better off sticking w/seltzer,spinach bread,pumpernickel,etc..and celery juice can change your life,if you're interested in good health,mental wealth & long lifespan..Eating McD's is the equivalent of getting smacked in the head w/a brick b4 eating a dick..designed to make you sick
This video is the reason i started drinking Pellegrino sparkling water. I love it and nobody touches it! Big up kool keith, lyrical genius, a true legend
He's talking about going out with a pretty girl, but then you realise lotsa guys having a piece of her. So you get a normal, reliable girl, and she's there when you get home!
this is why Kool Keith is (IMHO) one of the greatest rappers of all time. he freaks the shit out of anyone not crazy themselves. you gotta respect commitment.
Those drinks could easily be a metaphor talking about people biting his styles over the years. People taking his hawaiian punch, people taking his tropicana etc. Dickheads think he's just random and crazy but from what I've seen of him, he's a fucking smart guy and is probably a lot more calculated than you have the ability to see.
My cuz turned me on to this guy years ago. Incredible rapper. Truly eccentric but the funniest thing is that this guy seems insane and dumb- people would be dismissive. But he's pure genius. And this stuff in this bit coincidentally backed up by science and sociology.
People like diet yogurt nowadays. You can only find lowfat sour yogurt and the fanciest yogurt tastes nothing like the stuff that was popular 20 years ago
LOL at the comments trying to attribute theories to man talking about simple things..."Stop lookin around in my kitchen That's right it's honeycomb up there, raviolis Everything a regular man eats I'm not the elephant man, whassup?"- Kool Keith
That's why he's "The best emcee in the whole wide world!" (Ease Back, UltraMagnetic MC's, 1989). The science of the cosmos and the mudane he breaks down his directly on point.
Kool Keith walks the thin line between genius and insanity and I absolutely love it.
When I'm insane he makes sense
I swear he’s like a super artistic guy with a lot of big thoughts but he’s also legit insane and schizophrenic or something. He’s always got something to say, but it gets way out there and run on just like his music
@@PlutoTheGodhis music is so fun and imaginative, whacked out and crazy also.
@@wipkpremium5691 I agree, I’m not into parody music but I definitely love weird stuff that makes you think at the same time. Keith is a master at it, his brain works differently. Whether he’s not playing with a full deck or has an extra set of cards doesn’t matter much to me
It honestly wouldn't surprise me at all if Kool Keith was just talking to himself in an empty restaurant, with a recording of ambient conversation in the background.
@@netcoms197 why would you diss this man lmfao
@@netcoms197 you drink Kool Kieth's piss
I think you're right. There's way to many fork clink sounds. It also sounds too busy to never see a shadow or reflection.
@@chriskucholtz6967 maybe it's because he's sitting in the back of the restaurant, close to the kitchen, where they clean the dishes. And all the noise is actually coming from the staff
My and my wife,we love that restaurant,we eat there all the time
"I lost so much yoohoos, people drinking my tropicana.. I've really learned seltzer water keeps people away. I like it because they don't like it."
"Old Man Boring Oats" is my favorite cereal. I don't even use milk, I just add a couple drops of seltzer water and I'm set.
Hilarious
Congrats, you've gratuated from the Dr. Doom Culinary School
The box says "You can psychologically put your mind to it"
one bottle of seltzer water will last damn near two years
funny to see this here. I wonder if the MDE fan / Kool Keith fan crossover is significant
This guy is so fucking weird that, like Captain Beefheart, he falls off the scale and wraps back around to normal. Adult Swim should have given him a talk show years ago, it'd be fucking incredible.
Him and crackhead Barney should take turns filling the co-host spot om the Eric Andre show or have segments on it.
@@maffieduran Eric Andre sucks
oh fuck yeah id absolutely watch a kool keith adult swim show
Critical beatdown for anybody stealing Yoo-Hoos.
😂
Fuck those damn shits man, they're too goddamn sweet.
A good 12 years later after I first saw this the clip still lives in my head when I think of Kool Keith
The funniest thing is that you have to train yourself to like it. It might take months, or even years, but if you can learn to like eating and drinking boring foods your shit "will always be there when you get home."
Kool Keith told Sway that he'd get him a refrigerator if he'd play his music. Dudes an Original. Rap's Ultimate Lovable Weirdo.
This is a very important life lesson right here.
yo Keith is Not talking about just food, its about his style his lyrics.
agreed
And his beats
He's talking about art.
And talking about the industry!
And talking about the industry!
Hey, 12 years later I gotta say my wife and I love this truth every day. We got unsalted nuts, sesame sticks, bran flakes, everything.
sesame sticks go so hard
this video has changed my life forever.
My boy Kool Keith talkin the straight truth right now!
Kool Keith understands the meaning of life and expresses his perceived reality in a magical way that only those of us born on Jupiter will understand. Earthlings are too simple minded and refuse to adapt and evolve ideas as time moves forward..
Brainwashed sheep that believe the hype vs being original. 'Earthlings' are the boring ones.
I read this comment, and I see the indication of a reply, but I view upon the further regions of the commenting chain, and I read no reply.
I've really gotta visit Jupiter some day and get some answers
As a few people have mentioned here, I get the feeling this is a metaphor for the rap game, ie. if you go where other don't want to go, you don't have to worry about imitators jacking your style.
Kool Keith!!!
LordPalbert You know, that's an interesting perspective. However, unlike seltzer water, Look Keith is anything but boring. Well said bro. #facts
Exactly. And who are these people putting Oreos and Captain Crunch in the refrigerator, anyway?
That is exactly it. It is basically his personal philosophy; his, lyrics, his beats, and his overall concepts/styles.
%100
Knowing him yes probably 100% deadass but yeah he shares that view too it seems
He'd get along with Larry David 😂 classic curb move
Im a better man after watching this
Derek Hicks Indeed...
I can appreciate the way Keith's mind works.
If he thought like this 10yrs ago, I know he's really on one today.
Teachers would say he is strange, he is spacy, he is a wizard kid. Keith is definitely a unique artist.
This is probably the best selzer-related monologue in a busy restaurant on UA-cam right now.
My old coworker Joe put me on to this one right here 😂
Literally THEE best video on youtube.. I've never been so drawn to a video, year after year, I keep coming back.
I'm really starting to enjoy Seltzer water..
SELTZER ON MY FUNERAL !!!!!
as i’ve gotten older, i’ve developed my own affinity for seltzer water. hats off to keith
Rare human... 100% classic and new.
This video has cracked me up many times throughout the years
I have watched this so many times, I love it so much.
I just remembered watching the video 2 years ago, it just came to my mind and I was searching it on UA-cam. I watched it now I’m happy
I can listen to KK talking all day. Mind expansion techniques.
Yo, Kool Keith and Krusty Krab have the exact same abbreviation
That just blew my mind
It was an honor to work with you guys back in the day. We were a tight unit. I still remember how warm and welcoming Cedric's mom was and how much Patrick cared about our group. The South Bronx was no joke. You guys gave us the opportunity to create a demo and perform with you and for that, I am forever grateful.
Cecilia Brown who are you?
Would love to work with you man 🔥
This man is clearly a genius.
Keith is great. Had to come back to this interview. Saw him long time ago with Kurt
Once in awhile this pops up in my feed and I’m not complaining.
Keith's crew tossed out triangle cut ham and cheese sandwiches in plastic baggies during the show. Ggood too
hahahah! when I saw him, it was porno magazines..
Thomas Magro fucking legend
Fried Chicken and Hi-Cs at the show we went to back in the day...
Juicy juice with 2 chicken wings and 2 twizzlers cut in half in a half zip lock bag. Epic. I got one
He threw out small apple juice boxes a long time ago
I first watched this in 2009 and I still come back and watch it. So hilarious 😂 He’s the best.
I started drinking seltzer water last year, and he is telling the truth! Noone is interested, you can't even offer anyone a glass of seltzer water and some spinach bread.
They will look at you like you're crazy as hell and go hit a Mickey D's straight up! Haha.
+king shaman ---- I started buying it 16 years ago because My kids for about a year would not drink it, now I have to hide it as well.
LMAO
FACTS
Hittin McD's is taking the mickey outta yourself,if you knew what's in it & the effects it has on your body,brain & environment;better off sticking w/seltzer,spinach bread,pumpernickel,etc..and celery juice can change your life,if you're interested in good health,mental wealth & long lifespan..Eating McD's is the equivalent of getting smacked in the head w/a brick b4 eating a dick..designed to make you sick
yeah I legit like seltzer water . also you can add stuff like to it like fruit juice
I honestly know exactly what he is talking about.
very curious about pumpernickel bread now
***** I toasted it twice and it lost its essence
its fantastic with spinach dip
Fuck pumpernickel shits whack
@@grappler7343 blast toast pumpernickel to hell and you'll get awesome crutons.
i have watched this video like, a dozen times over the past decade, and youtube keeps suggesting it to me lol. its a beautiful thing
Loving this in 2023😂😂😂
he was way ahead of the LaCroix craze
Lifelong fan of Kool Keith AND seltzer water. This video is so calming.
"Drinkin Yoohoo's and donuts, y'all punks think I'm so nuts"
"Seltzer water keeps people away"
One to grow on
“I’ve been drinking seltzer water for the last year, it’s pretty good.”
Only Keith.
One of the last remaining geniuses in this country. Respect.
The modern day Robert Frost taking the road less traveled.
/David Lynch
15 years later, and seltzer water is now a thing. You can't even keep people away with it, anymore.
This video is the reason i started drinking Pellegrino sparkling water. I love it and nobody touches it! Big up kool keith, lyrical genius, a true legend
Pellegrino is the bomb!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I once drank water exclusively for a year. When you do that, seltzer water and club soda tastes like champagne.
“Because you realize that wow, it’s gonna be there when I get home.” LMAOOOOO
A+ for whoever produced and directed this.
Funny thing is I'm drinking seltzer water as he speaks and this was 10x funny
You shall bow to the master of music!
best video on youtube right here
This video is all-time UA-cam for me, up there with Bjork talking about her television.
nobody wants your pumpernickel bread, so true
I live my whole life by this philosophy. Ezekiel bread, plain yogurt, lamb, liver, whole carrots, my roommates touch none of it lol
keith has been dope since the late 1970s. he is one of the pioneers of hiphop. amen
A man truly at peace with his lot in life.
Have you tried the garden cake? It's magnificent!
I pretty much live like this and yes all your stuff will be there! Till grandma and grandpa show up!😅
How not to share 101 because you’re trying to be frugal . Masterclass
Kool Keith having a hard time in 2024. People ABSOLUTLEY stealing seltzer water nowadays, especially the kind that has booze in it
WTF is an "oakridge cake?" 😂😂😭😭 Kool Keith is a fool!
Edit: I actually like seltzer water myself, it's good with a twist of lime. 👌
from the context, you probably don't want to know...
I'm pretty sure it's cake baked by the Oak ridge Boys
Asking the things we all wanted to ask, but forgot .
He's talking about going out with a pretty girl, but then you realise lotsa guys having a piece of her. So you get a normal, reliable girl, and she's there when you get home!
Good advice if you like keeping food in the fridge. Friends will end up ordering food for everybody when they come over too.
High quality Stoned content
"I figured it out, people want sugar. And advertising"
Groundbreaking lol
this is why Kool Keith is (IMHO) one of the greatest rappers of all time. he freaks the shit out of anyone not crazy themselves. you gotta respect commitment.
Who keeps stealing all of this man's drinks? Just let Keith have a drink in peace damn
Whenever I feel down I watch this video and somehow feel inspired.
What people don’t understand is Keith was talking about his style. He’s one of the greatest minds of our time.
Thats what I was saying as well everybody raps regular soda style while he is on seltzer water
What
@mitchvstoshiba it's true he's talkin about his raps ASWELL!!
Who else would be able to talk about throwing your stomach in the furnace?
man is a genius.
2022 and white claws are the thing lol
Thanks for this wisdom Kool Keith, such an inspirational story
Funny as hell, yet so deep..
*starts crying while smiling*
ngl I'm feeling more than a decent bit older than I am after watching this and reflecting upon the contents of my refrigerator
Sparkling water is the shit!
That was a refrigerator full of healthy food and drink. Lol the diet yogurt got me lol
WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING, KEITH?
I would love to see Kool Keith guest starring on Fuck That's Delicious.
Man, I could go for some oakridge cake.
Like from fable?
Honestly oakridge cake can be fire af
Currently have: distilled water, celery, pears, plain yogurt, strawberry cheesecake.
Everything always come back in full circle when he talk lol even back in the day
Those drinks could easily be a metaphor talking about people biting his styles over the years. People taking his hawaiian punch, people taking his tropicana etc.
Dickheads think he's just random and crazy but from what I've seen of him, he's a fucking smart guy and is probably a lot more calculated than you have the ability to see.
Yeah, to dumb people, a genius is the dumb one.
nobody wants your pumpernickel bread 😭 😂
My cuz turned me on to this guy years ago. Incredible rapper. Truly eccentric but the funniest thing is that this guy seems insane and dumb- people would be dismissive. But he's pure genius. And this stuff in this bit coincidentally backed up by science and sociology.
what terms do i need to search to further grasp that science/sociology reference?
@@superultramega77 Reading the workings of the late Myra Right. A great introductory piece would be “Deez Nutz “🥜
@@chongli3007 represent what....DEEZ NUTS???
Kool Keith is a visionary
coulkd listen all day to kool keith sitting in a restaurant, talking about food in fridges
"Diet Yogurt". Lol
People like diet yogurt nowadays. You can only find lowfat sour yogurt and the fanciest yogurt tastes nothing like the stuff that was popular 20 years ago
This is weirdly interesting.
such an interesting dude
+Madkalibyr i heard girls like that
14 years later... I wonder if the pumpernickel bread is still in that fridge
Who puts cereal in the refrigerator? My man, Kool Keith.
LOL at the comments trying to attribute theories to man talking about simple things..."Stop lookin around in my kitchen
That's right it's honeycomb up there, raviolis
Everything a regular man eats
I'm not the elephant man, whassup?"- Kool Keith
My familys refrigerator looks like this. Been a fucking sad childhood
Genius + Alien = Keith!
ie. you better be careful who you trust, nobody uses anything boring.
That's why he's "The best emcee in the whole wide world!" (Ease Back, UltraMagnetic MC's, 1989). The science of the cosmos and the mudane he breaks down his directly on point.
Guys is so funny and out there haha forced myself he is a different bird for sure.
One the greatest bits on the internet and very true too