“Oh man that leg is already compromised.” “In both fights with Adesanya he compromised his legs.” “His technique is so awkward. He doesn’t even turn his hip when he throws it, yet he produces so much power.”
LOL. To be fair, I could get what hes saying a little bit. Its MMA, and Jon is the best at mixing everything together. But is his boxing so good that hes koing you with his hands? No. but his kickboxing, wrestling, and submission ability can be seen as dominate so hes still pretty wrong.
I genuinely think Alex and Anthony as well as the reporters will have 0 interest in beefing. Alex doesn't speak English, Anthony is a giant poo c on paper I could beat him. And the reporters are only going to ask Anthony, "how does it feel to be back in the win column and on a big card like 303" 😂
Talbot is definitely getting screen time. The kid has massive glazers already. I'm excited for his fights but the amount of grown men I've seen fangirling already is wild. He's got the look that brings all of the "hey blue eyes" type dudes out of the woodwork but still not out of the closet. 😂
“Steep cups, calf kick, rubber guard, and how in the world did he make 185?” - Joe and maybe DC. PROBABLY, okay time to go to sleep like bedtime. TRUST
No bedtime has clearly stated before he doesn't put timestamps. Unless you're being sarcastic in which case that would be the shittiest attempt at sarcasm ever.
I'd love to see Jiri come out with a more polished defence or chain grappling approach but I know that there's a tiny samurai spirit perched on his shoulder that says "f*ck it we ball" as soon as the fight starts....
Pereira is going to have the most legendary downfall of all time, he’s going to lose to Jiri, THEN he’s gonna lose to Anthony Smith, AND THEN he’s gonna lose to Dricus moving up to light heavyweight and goofing his way to a KO
As an average Bedtime autist, nothing gonna make me happier than Anthony on paper Smith flukes a submission one day against Alex Pereira and go "there's levels to this shit"💀
I don't see the suits giving Smiff his shot after beating Dolidze. It just wouldnt warrant it, and idk that Alex has the pull to put Smiff in front of Ankalaev, assuming he gets past Jiri. More than likely they rebook him with Ulberg down the line, or against Hill.
I think Joe Rogan and DC will for sure talk about the stoppage of the first Jiri and Alex fight. I could definitely see an out of nowhere retirement from the main event, if Alex wins, Jiri will say something to the effect of “ This is where the samurai’s story ends. I guess I’m just not good enough to beat this guy.” If Alex gets finished Plinion Cruz will tell Joe Rogan “He says he’s thinking about retiring from fighting, but he’s doesn’t know yet. We’ll speak to his team and see what the next move is.” Then Pereira will announce his Heavyweight debut, six months later.
I'm doing a 303 commentators bingo card with my friends. Mainly Rogan / DC. I need 3 more. Any suggestions? 1. calf kicks changed the game 2. "his/her ground game is ELITE" 3. "this man is an absolute/physical specimen" 4. "people don't know" 5. any reference by DC to food or eating 6. commentators declaring "that's tight!", "it's in!" or "he's gonna tap!" immediately followed by an escape 7. "that leg is already compromised" 8. Gracie family glazing 9. Glazing "my good friend" Eddie Bravo 10. Praising the cornering advice for a fighter who loses 11. DC mentioning how hard Pereira kicked him 12. DC praising an attempt to wrestle as "smart" 13. Steel cups 14. "You can't prepare for" an unorthodox style (e.g. Jiri) 15. The new gloves were supposed to address that 16. "Now you're in his/her world" 17. "Those are big shots" 18. "And he doesn't telegraph" 19. "He hurt him!"/"He's hurt!" followed by the hurt fighter winning 20. Commenting that a fighter has a gigantic head 21. DC claiming a fighter stole that round with a late takedown, despite doing zero damage
As much as it pains me to say, after cashing huge on that Smith r1 sub. I think he's cooked here. Dolidze is gonna goofy goober his way to a W bro. I just know it's coming.
Hope at least they get a promo for Sphere card announcement and not Dana reading another note casually announcing Ilia vs Max and Grasso vs Schev 3 🤦♂
Jiri is going to win he’s going to cook Pereira and eat an abominable amount of damage that would kill literally any other fighter I CANT WAIT FOR THIS REMATCH this could genuinely be one of the greatest rematches in UFC history
Pereira will pick Adesanya to beat DDP, but not to be respectful. He will pick him because he got put out cold by Adesanya and wants to emphasize how he is better than everyone else at middleweight so he can cope with that loss more easily.
"yea man I had a chip on my shoulder. Jack was the better man. I had a bad camp ..No excuses....I had an allergic reaction tonight but I'm still here. I took some medicine..mPaul Craig come see me in February....I'm sorry ..I mean come see me in August. I'm 27 years old and I'm still coming for all of you!"
“How did that guy EVER make 185? He is ginormous!”
True
They say it everytine
Anyone good in any division is a weight bully to Joe Rogan.
People forget man, that man is made outta MAHOGANY
I mean, his legs look like tree trunks!
Ain’t this the guy who started the chama chants when he saw Pereira
aye we don't talk about that
No dude, this is Steve erceg
“Oh man that leg is already compromised.”
“In both fights with Adesanya he compromised his legs.”
“His technique is so awkward. He doesn’t even turn his hip when he throws it, yet he produces so much power.”
😂😂😂😂😂
The banker is Joe Rogan questioning how Pereira used to make 185.
slim whyd you post that you SNITCH!😡
Crazy to think Pereira and Gastelum used to be in the same weight class
Both women take the full 5 minutes from eye pokes making the bout even longer
Lmfao
Don't even joke about this bruh 😭
"HE'S GONNA TAP! Oh he got out." - DC
Every guillotine… “THATS TIGHT!”
Ian Garry in an elementary school foot race: “Don’t you rush me!”
On paper 📄 Anthony Smith could single-handedly storm the beaches of Normandy and liberate France 😤
If you take away the German weaponry, fortified bunkers, and field of view they weren't that dangerous
You're attacking my family
LOL. To be fair, I could get what hes saying a little bit. Its MMA, and Jon is the best at mixing everything together. But is his boxing so good that hes koing you with his hands? No. but his kickboxing, wrestling, and submission ability can be seen as dominate so hes still pretty wrong.
@@Keithersutherland 😂
The poster makes Jiri and Alex look like wacky tag team MMA teammates that have to overcome adversity to make it to the top!
Who's ready for Flukas to come out with his video of this tomorrow? Can't replicate the goat bedtime
Bro did NOT edit out that crispy ass whistle 💀
Ogs know bedtime never edits ANYTHING he says he'll edit
When you're the best editor on UA-cam, you don't waste your time to edit out such trivial things
"I'm Glad You Asked 🗣"
“Oh, that’s in tight. He’s in big trouble folks!” Head proceeds to pop out
What about Cejudo saying "i think he's gonna hit him with the left hook guys I really do"
“Listen guys I think he’s gonna leg kick him guys”
Listen guys I can already see it happening, their gloves will be gold guys
Pereira vs Jirri poster looks like they are about to fight crime
Anthony Smith is the type of guy to call out Alex even if he loses to Roman bc on paper he’s the hardest fight in the division for Alex
I genuinely think Alex and Anthony as well as the reporters will have 0 interest in beefing. Alex doesn't speak English, Anthony is a giant poo c on paper I could beat him. And the reporters are only going to ask Anthony, "how does it feel to be back in the win column and on a big card like 303" 😂
poo c
“She is a saaavage, an absolute marauder one of the greatest of all time!
- Rogan during Macy Chiassons walkout
9:34
That random Dagestani “I know this is true brother” made me spit out my drink 🤣 I was caught so off guard
Virgin
With one fight on the card a commentator will go “Look at the size difference between these two”
I'm a member put a heart on this shit rn fam
You ain’t getting a heart lil bro
You got no heart like a jellyfish TRUST
No heart 21 21
-1000 aura nih thought he was him😹😹😹
he don’t want you lil bro
16/25 you cooked with this one fam
Talbot is definitely getting screen time. The kid has massive glazers already. I'm excited for his fights but the amount of grown men I've seen fangirling already is wild. He's got the look that brings all of the "hey blue eyes" type dudes out of the woodwork but still not out of the closet. 😂
He so zesty, next Adesanya?
@@MatthewMcRowan I thought he was openly gay and in a relationship with Flukas Glazy
I feel like Rogan should have an entire bingo card just for himself
lopes and ortega could be legit striking and rogan will somehow ask about steel cups and talk about how they provide a fulcrum for armbars
I never asked how Pereira could make 185 lbs,I just said that he was HUMONGOUS at 185,two COMPLETELY different things - drogis du progansis
Bedtime, DC is so tired of fighters lifting him up like a sack of potatoes that I think he will REFUSE to wrestle Pereira heading into this fight lol
I never said I was going to edit that out I just said I wasn’t going to include that in the video, it’s completely different
I unironically want Smith to get a titleshot so bad 😂
Same bro I’m praying
Prediction: Anthony Smith points at the center of the octagon in the final seconds trying to go viral.
dawg your impressions never cease to make me laugh, it's always a trip hearing someone mock an american accent
“Steep cups, calf kick, rubber guard, and how in the world did he make 185?” - Joe and maybe DC. PROBABLY, okay time to go to sleep like bedtime. TRUST
No BedTimestamps for the bingo?
No bedtime has clearly stated before he doesn't put timestamps. Unless you're being sarcastic in which case that would be the shittiest attempt at sarcasm ever.
@@Caden32105 clearly sarcasm you absolute Neanderthal.
@@Caden32105incel monologue
@@Caden32105 loser alert code red code red
@@Caden32105bro shut up 😂
5:47 this caught me off guard my bad bedtime I didn’t know😢😂
I'd love to see Jiri come out with a more polished defence or chain grappling approach but I know that there's a tiny samurai spirit perched on his shoulder that says "f*ck it we ball" as soon as the fight starts....
Hes going to lose. Go to 185 like he said and get exposed by Anthony Hernandez
Not even 10 seconds into the embedded episode and jiri is talking about “brining a storm to the cage” 😂😂😂
Pereira is going to have the most legendary downfall of all time, he’s going to lose to Jiri, THEN he’s gonna lose to Anthony Smith, AND THEN he’s gonna lose to Dricus moving up to light heavyweight and goofing his way to a KO
Honorable Mention: Chama chant led by yours truly, bedtimemma
Time stamps:
What are you doin here bruh
Hahahahah got me
Loving the longer videos brother let’s keep them coming 🙏🏽🙏🏽
“You know Pereira is an absolute MARAUDER”
people forget man!
Smith def getting that shot before ankalaev if he wins LOL
All reasonable beefs. They're taking everything you work for. They attacked your family
Pyfer is seconds away from saying his dumb shit after just winning 45 seconds ago lol
As an average Bedtime autist, nothing gonna make me happier than Anthony on paper Smith flukes a submission one day against Alex Pereira and go "there's levels to this shit"💀
I think a review of UFC Saudi could have been fun with the Ikram derailment and the saltmaster Pavlovich being outclassed
15:15 nah if bisping is on commentary yk he’s gonna go “BABY BOY!!!” if jiri flatlines pereira
I’m grabbing the nearest rope and stool if Ian mcgarry wins
Poatan and Jiri cop bros movie would go hard
Your Jiri impression sounds more like Jiri than Jiri himself
“Jiri can’t take too many more of these calf kicks man”
“That leg is compromised man he’s walking funny” one of those will be said by Joe Rogan
I don't see the suits giving Smiff his shot after beating Dolidze. It just wouldnt warrant it, and idk that Alex has the pull to put Smiff in front of Ankalaev, assuming he gets past Jiri. More than likely they rebook him with Ulberg down the line, or against Hill.
Wow dude, Jiri will give interview during fight week!?
No way...
‘Jiri Prochazka…This guy is a MARAUDER’- Joe ‘Steel Cups and Calf Kicks’ Rogan
I’ll be disappointed if Dolidze doesn’t ko Anthony Smith in cartoonish fashion
Dora never explored anything. Columbus and Cortez are laughing bro, laughing at her
Alex speaks English during presser "what happened with Rountree" to smith would be insane
These long videos are literally what I lived for
I can definitely see Pereira and Smith squashing the beef and shaking hands on embedded
They should make this bjj match before weight cut
Real recognize real
"jiri's leg is already a mess. He's already having trouble."
Pereira just picked Izzy to beat DDP 💀
The Jiri interview already hit lmao he accused Alex of using magic
He'll forever be Topurio in my mind
I think Joe Rogan and DC will for sure talk about the stoppage of the first Jiri and Alex fight.
I could definitely see an out of nowhere retirement from the main event, if Alex wins, Jiri will say something to the effect of “ This is where the samurai’s story ends. I guess I’m just not good enough to beat this guy.”
If Alex gets finished Plinion Cruz will tell Joe Rogan “He says he’s thinking about retiring from fighting, but he’s doesn’t know yet. We’ll speak to his team and see what the next move is.” Then Pereira will announce his Heavyweight debut, six months later.
I might be the only person who thinks mayra Bruno silva is ONLY on the main card because of her last press conference SHE BRINGS ATTUTUDE
Give us a “UFC fighters I could beat in a game of 1v1 basketball” tier list
P. Diddy helping me get through work.
*Bedtime
bedtime AGAIN on my lunch break dude is consistent
the ufc gods are gonna gift us smith vs pereira
I subbed and liked cause of the Ortega impressions 👌
The free pick should've been "Dc getting bullied by one of the fighters on his own channel"
I'm doing a 303 commentators bingo card with my friends. Mainly Rogan / DC. I need 3 more. Any suggestions?
1. calf kicks changed the game
2. "his/her ground game is ELITE"
3. "this man is an absolute/physical specimen"
4. "people don't know"
5. any reference by DC to food or eating
6. commentators declaring "that's tight!", "it's in!" or "he's gonna tap!" immediately followed by an escape
7. "that leg is already compromised"
8. Gracie family glazing
9. Glazing "my good friend" Eddie Bravo
10. Praising the cornering advice for a fighter who loses
11. DC mentioning how hard Pereira kicked him
12. DC praising an attempt to wrestle as "smart"
13. Steel cups
14. "You can't prepare for" an unorthodox style (e.g. Jiri)
15. The new gloves were supposed to address that
16. "Now you're in his/her world"
17. "Those are big shots"
18. "And he doesn't telegraph"
19. "He hurt him!"/"He's hurt!" followed by the hurt fighter winning
20. Commenting that a fighter has a gigantic head
21. DC claiming a fighter stole that round with a late takedown, despite doing zero damage
Bro the hate on WMMA is so based and refreshing
Who’s separating Pereira and Smith on the table? “Heh I’m glad you asked”
I would pay actual money if jiri gets injured and smith fights alex 😭😭😭
As much as it pains me to say, after cashing huge on that Smith r1 sub. I think he's cooked here. Dolidze is gonna goofy goober his way to a W bro. I just know it's coming.
You are so right with the jamahal hill tweet, the guy is so salty 😂😂😂
Just seen Jiri say Alex is using shamanic magic to win his fights
When are we getting the bedtime Muay Thai edit?
5:26 "I'll edit that out, best Whistler on UA-cam"
Hope at least they get a promo for Sphere card announcement and not Dana reading another note casually announcing Ilia vs Max and Grasso vs Schev 3 🤦♂
"He came from the favelas, literally a brokie and look at him now!" John Anik probably
You have to say “Water wet, fire burn” more often
I’m taking a shot every time Rogan says “compromised” this card
Jiri is going to win he’s going to cook Pereira and eat an abominable amount of damage that would kill literally any other fighter I CANT WAIT FOR THIS REMATCH this could genuinely be one of the greatest rematches in UFC history
Bro imagine this is your first Bedtime vid and he just immediately calls you a casual😂😂
Pereira will pick Adesanya to beat DDP, but not to be respectful. He will pick him because he got put out cold by Adesanya and wants to emphasize how he is better than everyone else at middleweight so he can cope with that loss more easily.
I'll take 3 "Chama's" for a locked in bingo card
Lmaoo yo the Ian Gary fanboy impression is hilarious
AUTISM SAMURAI BY 2ND ROUND TKO
The dana inpression always has me dead especially the "whats the question?"
Poatan crew is here🗣️🗣️
Bedtime needs somehow interview Chandler and troll him with Conors Voice 😂
Moichalllllllll
Bedtime cooked w this one, I see all of these hitting NO CAP
“OH OH HES HURT BAD JOE” - Dc
At this point I 💀🍑 always sit there saying out loud „ What it do, bedtime crew“ TRUST
Loving the longer vids
Lock of the week Pyfer calls out mma UA-camr most likely Lucas Tracy
"yea man I had a chip on my shoulder. Jack was the better man. I had a bad camp ..No excuses....I had an allergic reaction tonight but I'm still here. I took some medicine..mPaul Craig come see me in February....I'm sorry ..I mean come see me in August. I'm 27 years old and I'm still coming for all of you!"
He's so insanely salty
Both Dolizde and smith are like goofy looking grapplers that make it work however Dolidze does the mostly through shear force he’s the “marauder”
Bueno Silva on the main card after that last fight vs Pennington is CRAZY 😭😭