Did none of the people working on this own a dog that they could have used? They had to take the effort to put an adult male in a dog costume for kids to stroke?
ademetal Well, you'd need a dog who can keep its shit together around thirty or so strangers at once and fursuits. Add onto that the kind of trouble unmonitored or unsanctioned use of animals in a show can get you into.
I'm pretty sure the dog suit guy insisted on it specifically so that he could get his rocks off. IIRC he is credited as the choreographer as well as blooper the dog.
@@mevolander8478 It really does! Cinema Snob even joked that the children were kidnapped and held against their will... which after seeing the real thing...
Unfortunately, I had to grow up with this kind of shit. I have a religious grandma and, while I wanted to watch anime as a child, I had to watch this kind of shit. To make it worse, my grandma threw a fit at shows like Pokémon, Digimon, and Yu-Gi-Oh because she thought they were shows about demonic dog fights, demonic computer viruses, and spell cards that would lead to evil spirits in her house. Oh, to add insult to injury, she had me watch a Christian anime called Superbook where these two kids and a toy robot "Blue Skadoo" into the Bible and witness stories like Jonah, Esther, David and Goliath, Daniel, Adam and Eve, that guy who was fed by blackbirds whose name and full story escapes me, possibly Naomi and Ruth, and I think even Lot was in one episode. Yeah, because a story about a guy and his family escaping the destruction of two cities for trying to rape their guests and the man's wife turning into a pillar of salt for seeing it is a good story for an anime episode for children.
I feel really bad for you. To be honest, I am a huge Pokemon fan. I rather watch that than some crummy reality show, sitcom or a boring Disney movie. I especially hate people who try to make me or anyone else look bad for liking certain things. I don't have a problem with religion itself, I have a problem with people using it for all the wrong or illogical reasons. I was also mad at my dad for overplaying the Christian radio station every Sunday when I could've listened to classic rock (AC/DC, The Doors, Saxon and Styx just to name a few). I just don't understand people and why they act so irrational.
+Joseph Rowe Well, as I got older, my grandma became slightly less restrictive. Around the time I became a legal adult, I actually began thinking for myself. I left religion, changed political views, and I started watching my shows again and listening to bands like Led Zeppelin. (My grandma's one of those nuts who thinks Stairway to Heaven is a satanic song.)
Nicole Harris meanwhile in austria/europe i used to watch a cartoon series about evolution and history. i feel your pain, even though i never went through the same stuff !!! the series is called once upon a time .... man
That blue thing is fucking terrifying. It will haunt my dreams for the next few weeks. I think I want to watch the japanese version of The Ring just to feel less violated.
saintlugia i'm not asking for a trained dog, though! they could have just asked one of the crew members to donate an old and lazy dog to just lay there in the background! it would have been so much better than.....that up there in the video.
I tried to do some internet digging but I can't find ANY credits for who played the dog. None at all. I thought that I could easily find who played it and then do a search on the guy, then learn about how he's a convicted sex offender, but no. He has been seemingly erased from any records. Maybe, just maybe, he was never really there at all.
Many years later when the forest was being deforested for land development when the digger machine started to dig up the ground they found a mass grave of burnt child skeletons
I think veggietales was one of the last few good Christian shows. The christian material was kept to a minimum (only tacked on at the ending and sometimes the beginning) and the show was more focused on teaching basic values (don't steal, be nice, etc.). I know there were plenty of religious moments in the show and sometimes the religious message had little if anything to do with the actual episode (Rack, Shack, and Benny), but I enjoyed it as a kid and I enjoy looking back on it as an adult.
+The Atheist Brony yeah, Google has a system for looking at what you look up and giving you ads based on that. Turns out things like "the Bible reloaded" kinda confuse those systems
+The Atheist Brony I'm quite aware of the joke, haha, Insane Cloud Posse reference. And now you've learned something. Or you haven't. either way you weren't hurt, so...yay? *manages to say it more quietly than Fluttershy*
Lynne the Trendy Tetraodontiforme that has got to be the saddest website I've ever seen. i read in the right hand corner "why he is still effective after 3 1/2 decades" with the picture of an old couple...
J. Cole There's also a terrifying slideshow on that website showcasing Psalty's mutant book-hybrid family. His jaundiced book-wife, Psaltina, and his three green, pink and orange freakish book-monster kids. One of the pictures shows two of the book-children giving Blooper the pedo-dog a sponge bath. _As he stares directly into the soul of the viewer_.
Lynne the Trendy Tetraodontiforme damn this show is insane :( i went to "Solomon the super-sonic salamander" (wtf?) and it showed a character called Mrs. Beaverton. if that isn't a sexual innuendo then i don't know what is. the people who made this show have got serious mental issues and should be arrested and put in an 1800's mental asylum. i really want to see the episode where they actually have two kids giving a grown man in a dog costume a bath in a bucket. "oh Blooper i didn't know dogs had five legs."
Looking at the way Blooper sprawled across those kids, I can't help but think he's in that position to support as much of his own weight as possible. He'd be pretty heavy for those kids with all his weight on them, and I'd rather he had his junk facing us than the kids. The whole thing is still really off putting though.
Oh yeah, I see them all the time on internet Vines, and they are so wooden in their acting! Plus, this one tree furry couldn't be heard over her dog's bark all throughout the video. I think her name was Juniper? *drops mic* Beat that
Silver Icetail There's even a politician who's blue. His name is Stan Jones, and he turned blue after taking colloidal silver during the whole Y2K scare. He thought that there would be a shortage of antibiotics, there wasn't, so now he's a human Smurf. itthing.com/wp-content/uploads/stanjones.jpg
Starmadien2019 an excerpt from chapter 2 “I SHALL DO THE LORDS WORK AND SEEK REDEMPTION FOR MY SINS. I SHALL KILL THE KIDS BEFORE GODS WRATH FOR MANKIND SEEKS THIS MIGHTY WORLD”
Your description of the songs reminds me of Cartman's songwriting process in that South Park episode where they form a Christian rock group. Just find love songs with a clear sexual content but replace all the key words with "Jesus."
This is really disturbing. What is wrong with this People ?Again, Oh God, that firefly is really fucked up. Or just maybe, this is the Christian equivalent of an acid Journey.
Suddenly those really old Barney episodes don't look too bad.... This is like Barney and Veggie Tales combined, but only the cheapest and worst parts...
My mom bought me a vhs of the live on-stage version of this show. It's one small part of why I eventually abandoned Christianity. Scary as shit. The rat...thing.. freaked me out even more than the smurf book.
14:25 "They're safer with the pedophile dog than they are with the irresponsible book." is a sentence you just said, without any irony or metaphor.... You chose this path
That is because your mind is evil. not just you but this society in general.You call good evil and you call evil good.We are so evil minded that we smear innocent good natured products such as this Kid Praise product that teaches Children good GODly qualities such as patience, forgiveness and love for others. We can't stand the presence of genuine goodness that we feel we must attack it and ridicule it just like you and others in this page are doing.The problem is not with the Christian shows the problem is with you and the rest of this society's evil minds.
Dr Shaym They'd risk pedodog n mr bluebook being caught doing that in public. Of course I'd say it'd be good thing them being caught, could've put an end to the series right there.
True story: I was watching this when a friend came over, and he heard the "He looks like if Ronald McDonald had sex with a book." line, then he just fucking stared at me.
sabertooth1980 Nah those are indeed furries. They are two people dressed up as bipedal animals. No different from people who dress up in furry suits at furry conventions...
LOL Party Up Nice blanket statement you got there. It'd be a shame if it were a... Logical Fallacy. Oh, wait. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. I'm calling shenanigans on you.
Sometimes I was like, "The dog being a pedophile seems like a bit of a forced joke," but then something would happen that made me reconsider that. Blooper, you aren't doing yourself any favors.
This isn't Christianity. This is a silly kids show wrapped in a thin veneer of do-good religiosity, probably produced or bankrolled by some Zionists and/or scam artists with very limited creativity and even less shame. About the only thing worse on this page is the very idea that some folks are literally ignorant enough to link this production with genuine Christianity. Admittedly, popular Christianity today, as seen in alleged pastors like Joel Osteen, Kenneth Copeland, Benny Hinn, Paula White, Creflo Dollar, Rick Warren, Mike Murdoch, the late Billy Graham, Pat Robertson of the 700 Club, basically anyone at the TBN Network, etc., is utterly corrupted and in many, if not most cases, working in tandem with secret societies, (or, for the scoffers out there, fraternal organizations) to usher in their great work, the NWO. Sound crazy? Well good because it is. Does it sound like bullsh#t? If anyone thinks so, just Google Baptists or Southern Baptists and their open affiliation to Freemasonry. It's caused a huge schism within the Baptist Church, as has the acceptance of gay pastors and homosexual marriage services among the leadership of several powerful Lutheran synods. One can also do a quick Google search for the Jehovah's Witnesses official newsletter basically calling or planning for the coming world government, presented as an appealing alternative to the status quo. But even more shocking is that at least four Popes that I'm aware of have openly called for "a world political organization" at the fourth congress of the World Movement for World Federal Government..." (Pope Pius XII), a "new world order" (Pope John Paul II), "a new social and financial order" (Pope Benedict) and a new "world political authority" (Pope Francis). My point being that these men and women do not represent Christianity, but its polar opposite in so many cases. Granted, the people involved in this awful kid's program may sincerely be that dorky, but if you made this exact same show using purely secular themes, it could theoretically suck even harder. Yikes.
Oh, man, you could literally insert the dog into that story and it would be just as creepy. "At the foot of the bed, there was a man dressed as a dog trying to walk like a man staring at me"
What the hell? I can't stop laughing at the moose and "pink thing" when they show up. Your commentary about them is too funny! Oh geez this is the best.
This may sound a bit ridiculous/petty/unimportant... but let's be honest it's TBR. NO FURRY would EVER be willingly caught in a suit that looked that bad. Seriously.
Sometimes, with all the terrible things caused by religion, it's easy to forget that religion just makes people incredibly naive. Seriously, people conceptualized, wrote, acted in, worked on, filmed, edited, and published this show, and _not a single one_ saw anything wrong with pedo-dog. WOW.
Love your show! This one: Legitimately terrifying. The dog makes me frightened; the "Psalter" is setting off my GayDar big time (is it my imagination, or does he resemble blue Rip Taylor??); and I think I met some of these kids at Young Americans auditions back in grade school. The PsTSD flashbacks are coming thick and fast...blue confetti...screaming bad jokes...props and puns....blue ... Rip ... Tay... (faint)
Had this running when my 3 year old daughter was dropped off for the weekend. She watched for 5 seconds, and lost her shit. Lmao I asked her what scared her, and she said the book and dog man. For the rest of the week she kept giving my bookcase the most horrific look. She was totally fine the next weekend.
MrMoonman3000 also Mormon.org and the Grand Canyon University (a christian school). Think about it in this persective, they're paying plenty of own money to advertise atheist channels and videos specifically, and they get almost no value from it, so they're overall just throwing away money to their own detriment.
MrMoonman3000 I think most of those adds are random or at least semi random(hey, you watched a video on religion, here is a religious ad). So I don't think there is much control over it. I just ignore them for the most part.
Ben Lynema Yeah, that's how youtube works in selecting ads, it is automatic. But, the owner of the video can choose what types of ads they don't want shown. Also, the owner can identify what URL's they don't want ads that are displayed linked to by the AdSense service that youtube uses. So they can tell the service, don't display ads that link to Mormon.org. That's just an FYI (I have my own channel). But I think Raven Rayn and TheBibleReloaded have the right attitude. I was just kidding in my comment about them blocking these ads. I think it is fantastic that Scientology or the CLDS pay TheBibleReloaded for them doing anti-religion content.
Did none of the people working on this own a dog that they could have used? They had to take the effort to put an adult male in a dog costume for kids to stroke?
yep
ademetal
Well, you'd need a dog who can keep its shit together around thirty or so strangers at once and fursuits. Add onto that the kind of trouble unmonitored or unsanctioned use of animals in a show can get you into.
I'm pretty sure the dog suit guy insisted on it specifically so that he could get his rocks off. IIRC he is credited as the choreographer as well as blooper the dog.
I don't want my kids stroking a man dog
@@devonphoenix5821 well, it is a dog man, not a man dog, so that checks out. Also, @Croter8ment that is actually terrifying.
Best sentence if heard out of context:
‘They are safer with the pedophile dog than they are with the irresponsible book, frankly.’
I know we all like to play "Would You Rather" sometimes, but this is ridiculous. XD
@Snoot Snooterton
I found that sentence both shocking and hilarious.
This looks eerily like one of those "lost episode" creepypasta's
Omg yas
Well, Blameitonjorge did talk about it once.
Andrew Ouellette its got serious 1999 vibes
@@tungstentourniquets403 he did in unintentionally creepy kid shows I believe
@@mevolander8478 It really does! Cinema Snob even joked that the children were kidnapped and held against their will... which after seeing the real thing...
Unfortunately, I had to grow up with this kind of shit. I have a religious grandma and, while I wanted to watch anime as a child, I had to watch this kind of shit. To make it worse, my grandma threw a fit at shows like Pokémon, Digimon, and Yu-Gi-Oh because she thought they were shows about demonic dog fights, demonic computer viruses, and spell cards that would lead to evil spirits in her house. Oh, to add insult to injury, she had me watch a Christian anime called Superbook where these two kids and a toy robot "Blue Skadoo" into the Bible and witness stories like Jonah, Esther, David and Goliath, Daniel, Adam and Eve, that guy who was fed by blackbirds whose name and full story escapes me, possibly Naomi and Ruth, and I think even Lot was in one episode. Yeah, because a story about a guy and his family escaping the destruction of two cities for trying to rape their guests and the man's wife turning into a pillar of salt for seeing it is a good story for an anime episode for children.
I feel really bad for you. To be honest, I am a huge Pokemon fan. I rather watch that than some crummy reality show, sitcom or a boring Disney movie. I especially hate people who try to make me or anyone else look bad for liking certain things. I don't have a problem with religion itself, I have a problem with people using it for all the wrong or illogical reasons. I was also mad at my dad for overplaying the Christian radio station every Sunday when I could've listened to classic rock (AC/DC, The Doors, Saxon and Styx just to name a few). I just don't understand people and why they act so irrational.
+Joseph Rowe Well, as I got older, my grandma became slightly less restrictive. Around the time I became a legal adult, I actually began thinking for myself. I left religion, changed political views, and I started watching my shows again and listening to bands like Led Zeppelin. (My grandma's one of those nuts who thinks Stairway to Heaven is a satanic song.)
my grandma gets really mad when i kill animals in games, my great grandma was a different story though.
+Joseph Rowe my dad and your dad are the polar opposite
Pretty sure they never aired stories like the death, slavery, rape and incest that the bible also has ! Cherry picking at its best !
This is one of the Christian series my parents had me watch when I was little...Psalty was terrifying...nightmares for days
Nicole Harris But that dog though..nightmares for years XD. Probably still can't go around dogs
Nicole Harris I actually saw him in concert when I was little.
Nicole Harris You should do an AMA. :D
Nicole Harris meanwhile in austria/europe i used to watch a cartoon series about evolution and history.
i feel your pain, even though i never went through the same stuff !!!
the series is called once upon a time .... man
Martina Anti Blabla Hey I remember that show, it was awesome. I advise everyone to watch it, its one of the better kidsshows.
That dog costume is TERRIFYING. You couldn't get someone to make a legitimate fursuit? You couldn't find a _large dog_!?
They probably couldn't afford a real dog
I thought that the man in the book costume was scary!
Normal kids watch Spongebob, these poor souls had to watch creepy book man.
+John Smith this is my childhood. I'm recovering.
Josiah Woltersdorf I wonder how many nightmares this talking book demon caused.
I see no difference
Alex Cavazos I have yet to see the episode of Spongebob where he lures kids into the woods to be the new victims of his pedo man dog.
Well it's just that there are so many episodes of spongebob that are complete cancer, the splinter episode for instance
That blue thing is fucking terrifying. It will haunt my dreams for the next few weeks. I think I want to watch the japanese version of The Ring just to feel less violated.
plexdo I think you commented on the wrong thread, there, pal. Look further up.
OneOnOne1162 Hell, I've watcher-- er... _other_ Japanese productions-- that _still_ had less violation involved.
OneOnOne1162 Blue was hideous, but that dog was the real creeper...
OneOnOne1162 I'll go watch The Mist again to get this taste out of my brain. Much less scary.
It's a book,it offend blue people
why not get an actual dog instead of some random guy in a creepy dog suit?
+TheLastHylianTitan buget cuts thats why
+TheLastHylianTitan I wonder if they had auditions for that part.
+LadyNightthorn Oh God, isn't that a fucked up thought.
+TheLastHylianTitan A dog suit like that is probably 50-75 dollars to rent, while a trained dog is probably several hundred.
saintlugia i'm not asking for a trained dog, though! they could have just asked one of the crew members to donate an old and lazy dog to just lay there in the background! it would have been so much better than.....that up there in the video.
I tried to do some internet digging but I can't find ANY credits for who played the dog. None at all. I thought that I could easily find who played it and then do a search on the guy, then learn about how he's a convicted sex offender, but no. He has been seemingly erased from any records. Maybe, just maybe, he was never really there at all.
That is creepy.
TanookiPants There's a credit for a cannibal. Close enough.
www.imdb.com/title/tt3044788/
Joseph Cox that's..slightly less creepy I guess
Joseph Cox only if you don't think about it, which I plan on doing a lot of once this video is over.
TanookiPants Dun dun DUUUH!
That dog looks like a creepypasta character.
I hope that little girl who opened the bookman washed her hands before she ate anything...
And none of these kids were ever seen again.
mythousandfaces As much as I want to, I'm not going to kick that dog. I like my shoes without semen and children's blood
***** Oh i see them, every time I walk by the garbage bags near my house.
+MicroBlogganism so do I
Many years later when the forest was being deforested for land development when the digger machine started to dig up the ground they found a mass grave of burnt child skeletons
@@crimsondynamo615
The mummified body of Psalty himself was also there. The dog has yet to be found.
I think veggietales was one of the last few good Christian shows. The christian material was kept to a minimum (only tacked on at the ending and sometimes the beginning) and the show was more focused on teaching basic values (don't steal, be nice, etc.). I know there were plenty of religious moments in the show and sometimes the religious message had little if anything to do with the actual episode (Rack, Shack, and Benny), but I enjoyed it as a kid and I enjoy looking back on it as an adult.
VeggieTales was the best. especially Bob
Where is my hairbrush?
SmoolPerson No joke, that was my one of my cousin's favorite songs up through junior high.
+10superpower lol that's awesome
+10superpower I used to adore that show. I didn't know it was Christian, even though they did make references to god.
Psalty is blue because if he was green he would die.
da bu de ba doo die
+EN Fingerhut That just ruined it.
because green isn't a creative color.
did you get that from DHMIS?
Darth Utah 66 No, that was a Dark Knight reference.
Why am I suddenly getting so many religious ads? I hadn't gotten one until a week ago, now I get one on every. Single. Video.
+The Atheist Brony yeah, Google has a system for looking at what you look up and giving you ads based on that. Turns out things like "the Bible reloaded" kinda confuse those systems
+The Atheist Brony I'm quite aware of the joke, haha, Insane Cloud Posse reference. And now you've learned something. Or you haven't. either way you weren't hurt, so...yay? *manages to say it more quietly than Fluttershy*
+ThePloyMaker's Evil Plans welp this back and forth was fun to read :D
I didn't know that Scootaloo is Atheist. 0_o
+Scootaloo Appreciate it. Every religious ad you get is one less religious ad played on someone elses screen. xD
"There aren't any blue people."
You've never been to southern Kentucky.
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh boi
Were they offended?
Ohhhhhhhh!!! (I didn’t even have to google it!!!)
I say that we never show them this monstrosity
We learned about them in 7th grade bio
That book wasn’t blackface in practice, but I feel like it was in spirit.
What makes this a million times worse is that I just Googled "Psalty, Kids Praise" and found out they're making a brand new movie in 2015. :|
Lynne the Trendy Tetraodontiforme Is the dog , with the skin tight costume in i?
Bianca p
I have no idea, and I don't ever want to find out.
Lynne the Trendy Tetraodontiforme that has got to be the saddest website I've ever seen. i read in the right hand corner "why he is still effective after 3 1/2 decades" with the picture of an old couple...
J. Cole
There's also a terrifying slideshow on that website showcasing Psalty's mutant book-hybrid family. His jaundiced book-wife, Psaltina, and his three green, pink and orange freakish book-monster kids.
One of the pictures shows two of the book-children giving Blooper the pedo-dog a sponge bath. _As he stares directly into the soul of the viewer_.
Lynne the Trendy Tetraodontiforme damn this show is insane :( i went to "Solomon the super-sonic salamander" (wtf?) and it showed a character called Mrs. Beaverton. if that isn't a sexual innuendo then i don't know what is. the people who made this show have got serious mental issues and should be arrested and put in an 1800's mental asylum.
i really want to see the episode where they actually have two kids giving a grown man in a dog costume a bath in a bucket. "oh Blooper i didn't know dogs had five legs."
OH MY GOD. I watched a cartoon version of this as a kid and I thought the song book was a fucking fridge. I kid you not.
Katie Budgell same
😂😂😂
Depending on what kind of animation was used, it should have been less weird than THIS.
Looking at the way Blooper sprawled across those kids, I can't help but think he's in that position to support as much of his own weight as possible. He'd be pretty heavy for those kids with all his weight on them, and I'd rather he had his junk facing us than the kids.
The whole thing is still really off putting though.
The only thing I though when I saw that "book" is "You're a towel!"
You know, those damn tree furries really are a... stranger branch.
+Steve Miner AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DoomGuy Pictures Come on it wasn't that bad a pun, just going back to the comedic roots here.
Oh yeah, I see them all the time on internet Vines, and they are so wooden in their acting! Plus, this one tree furry couldn't be heard over her dog's bark all throughout the video. I think her name was Juniper?
*drops mic* Beat that
I was just thinking the same thing. How was this shit film NOT made by Furries?
@@mysenseofhumor90 Because furries have standards.
Am I the only one who was WAY more creeped out by the dog's face than the book's?!
I'm having that!
psalty: worst case of blue balls ever.
***** *abridged goku voice*: I get it!
"Shut up Nappa."
IronTomato "Didn't you kill him?"
tree furries should be called Barkies cause there covered by bark not fur
There really are blue people. Suffering from Silver Poisoning.
Damn, I'm too late. My thoughts exactly :)
Silver Icetail Yeah, Argyria is serious business.
Silver Icetail There's even a politician who's blue. His name is Stan Jones, and he turned blue after taking colloidal silver during the whole Y2K scare. He thought that there would be a shortage of antibiotics, there wasn't, so now he's a human Smurf.
itthing.com/wp-content/uploads/stanjones.jpg
Silver Icetail Silver that's right. Thank you for reminding me.
Silver Icetail Fortunately though a lot of them brought it on themselves. Usually though their own idiocy.
Who else thinks this kid show clearly deserves a "lost episode creepy pasta"?
Efe Aydal “Blue Book Guy Gets Revenge”
That One Guy or rather him snapping
You should write one.
It should be about the book killing the kids before the apocalypse happens.
Starmadien2019 an excerpt from chapter 2 “I SHALL DO THE LORDS WORK AND SEEK REDEMPTION FOR MY SINS. I SHALL KILL THE KIDS BEFORE GODS WRATH FOR MANKIND SEEKS THIS MIGHTY WORLD”
Your description of the songs reminds me of Cartman's songwriting process in that South Park episode where they form a Christian rock group. Just find love songs with a clear sexual content but replace all the key words with "Jesus."
Do you watch South Park!?! Faith + 1 lol
SpinSpin2020 'Course. Or, I did. I haven't watched the most recent seasons.
I recognize all of those kids. I used to call them "the kids on the milk cartons." I hope they're all okay.
Personally, I'd rather have "Veggie Tales."
+FilmmakeroftheFuture At least that was fun.
FilmmakeroftheFuture Veggie Tales is the only good Christian show.
@@laneatkinson6441 how was Larryboy I still watch it but change it and recreate it to be a atheist show
At least veggie tales was light on the Jesus stuff.
Veggie Tales = mediocre Tiny Toons ripoff.
Fun fact, we don't have fireflies in Scotland
We'll just see about that!
Holy shit this is disturbing.
This is really disturbing. What is wrong with this People ?Again, Oh God, that firefly is really fucked up.
Or just maybe, this is the Christian equivalent of an acid Journey.
Eli Acevedo disturbing? this was the funniest thing i ever seen :D
Eli Acevedo funny but i will have nightmares
Eli Acevedo thats christian entertainment for ya.
im christian and I hate christian entertainment.
***** hilarious! 😂
Suddenly those really old Barney episodes don't look too bad....
This is like Barney and Veggie Tales combined, but only the cheapest and worst parts...
"They're safer with the pedophile dog than they are with the irresponsible book, frankly" is possibly the most hysterical sentence ever.
This bible stuff is always the start of furries. xD
3:09 "These kids are fucking garbage".
And with THAT, you earn a thumbs-up for the video from me, Hugo & Jake!
It's pretty unsettling to login to UA-cam and see that your nightmares have been uploaded.
ok so why is his name psalty I don't get it, I understand that a treble clef looks kinda like a p and s but apart from that I'm lost.
I guess it sounded better than Psalmy...
But they could of called him psalm and had it pronounced as Sam I dunno I'm just not gonna think about it.
I think he's a Psalter.
I think he's a Psalter.
Psalmy sounds so much better though, it doesn't sound like something that has to do with filatio or the "book's taste"
Ugh
Has someone made a creepypasta of this yet?
Because I guarantee that it would be one of the scariest creepypastas nowadays.
Okay, now I can't wait for the Psalty-Colby crossover
yep
+Tareltonlives When's that? I need to know.
Dunno! That's why I can't wait
*****
I actually just caught it recently and what really baffles me is how Psalty's voice sounds like a creepy homosexual bad guy.
IT'S HERE
you know they're cool kids because they wear fit-its incorrectly on their heads....
I think smurfs and blue twi'lek are offended!
Also asari. And whatever the race from Avatar was called.
Biotic Shoebill the Na'vi
The Malduran or whatever they're called from World,of Warcraft are offended. Don't forget that one rare from Star Trek.
Oh, would Risky Boots from Shantae count as a blue person?
The albinos from twilight got offended by that white as fuck dog. Grabs popcorn
Man this takes me back. These guys, Drunken peasants, armoured skeptic, YMS, Ralph the movie maker, i hate everything, TJ. Was a better time man.
My mom bought me a vhs of the live on-stage version of this show. It's one small part of why I eventually abandoned Christianity. Scary as shit. The rat...thing.. freaked me out even more than the smurf book.
Honestly I trust those furries more than that dog.
Wow ! That was disturbing. Did Josh Duggar saw this as a kid? But the creepiest figure is definetely the dog.
I remember watching this at, like, 4 AM and I was genuinely terrified by that dog.
we all have those moments when a TV show character asks us a question and we respond.
To designate this footage as profoundly disturbing would be to inexcusably understate its' repugnance.
And I thought that the Tellytubbies were bad........
Kaycee K Candle Cove, the return.
Michael Von Ahnen[shudders] Creepypasta puppets...
Kaycee K We can't blame these kids. They have been brainwashed. They are being exploited by these sick adults that endorse this shit.
14:25 "They're safer with the pedophile dog than they are with the irresponsible book." is a sentence you just said, without any irony or metaphor.... You chose this path
Is the the one where the kid wants to call his mom and psalty is like "THERE'S NO PHONE HERE."
Which is pretty much the most terrifying line ever
"im not sure if there is a brand of furry that dresses up as trees?"
its the internet, do you even need to ask?
luke V do i seriously want to look up furries?
furries, like starfox but porn, or people who dress up in animal suits and do it like they do on the discovery channel
luke V Tree furries? Should be... hmmm... Barkies, right? :D Taking tree hugging to a new level.
TheGruspastej there was a kid in at my Jr High who would kiss a tree by the benches. reminded me way too much of Superstar.
luke V Firries.
baserocklove gave me the idea.
Why are most , if not all christian kids tv show so weird and creepy ?
Vincent Bédard because it's Christianity
Vincent Bédard Authoritarian propoganda usually is pretty damn creepy.
Because Christian storytellers tend to suck ass XD
That is because your mind is evil. not just you but this society in general.You call good evil and you call evil good.We are so evil minded that we smear innocent good natured products such as this Kid Praise product that teaches Children good GODly qualities such as patience, forgiveness and love for others. We can't stand the presence of genuine goodness that we feel we must attack it and ridicule it just like you and others in this page are doing.The problem is not with the Christian shows the problem is with you and the rest of this society's evil minds.
lifeisforaseason Look at the bible for acts of evil. If the bible is true your God is the most evil being that could exist. Lol
I identify as a psalm book, and I found him very offensive
Funny name XD
Moonspell Bloodlines (The Virtuous Pagan) uhhh.... thanks? you too?
I identify as an overused unfunny joke and I find this acceptable.
Psalty's look gives a whole meaning to the phrase "Blue Lives Matter"
Would it have been so hard to drive out to an actual forest to shoot this video? Or did they just really like the shitty soundstage aesthetic?
Dr Shaym They'd risk pedodog n mr bluebook being caught doing that in public. Of course I'd say it'd be good thing them being caught, could've put an end to the series right there.
As one of the Na'vi from Avatar, I take *EXTREME* offense to the use of blueface.
I watched this as a kid, I'm really fucked up now.
5:50 It should be its own show, "When Furries Attack."
True story: I was watching this when a friend came over, and he heard the "He looks like if Ronald McDonald had sex with a book." line, then he just fucking stared at me.
Sounds similar to what my friend would do to be honest
Jaggedbird Welcome to the club, amigo.
+flair541 we all have that one down to earth friend Flair pfft
Jaggedbird I forgot to mention he was as nuts as I am.
I want to see a sequel where Psalty has to meet a science book who is trying to talk to the kids.
There wasn't one person in the production who had a dog?
Somehow i am happy that i watched Sailor Moon when i was young
The guy in the Psalty suit is Ernie Rettino, creator of the series. Even sadder than what Jake and Hannah described.
Oh come on guys. Furries would never be seen dead on this show...
I saw two, so...
TheBibleReloaded _those_ weren't furries. Those are horrifying abominations like 'salty'...
sabertooth1980 Nah those are indeed furries. They are two people dressed up as bipedal animals. No different from people who dress up in furry suits at furry conventions...
LOL Party Up Nice blanket statement you got there. It'd be a shame if it were a... Logical Fallacy.
Oh, wait. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. I'm calling shenanigans on you.
sabertooth1980 That's fine but they're still furries no matter what.
Holy crp.that dog's head looks like a canine skull to me WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE A SKULL!!
he's the alien from indiana jones
Psalty’s wife is a very derivatively named Psaltina. His children are Harmony, Melody, and Rhythm... gag!
Wait, hold up, This freak of nature is allowed to be around children or even have kids of his own?
when my dad first talked about religion to me a thought he was telling my a fairy tale literally
LMAO, he was.
Sometimes I was like, "The dog being a pedophile seems like a bit of a forced joke," but then something would happen that made me reconsider that. Blooper, you aren't doing yourself any favors.
"ripped straight from someones VHS" and their nightmares
6:12 What in the fuck is THAT 0_0
What the fuck is any of this? WHO CAME UP WITH THIS?!
not going to lie I first read that as "who came to that?"
you freaked me out for a second
Oh my god, LOL. Now you're scaring me. I hope no one came to this...
+belias360 Ummmmm, look it was a very lonely childhood okay! Don't judge me!
I bet the dog came.
when you were talking about the book genetles I was eating ... now I'm not hungry 😂
"They're safer with pedophile book than they are with the irresponsible book frankly"
That is quite possibly the best sentence I will ever hear.
the infinite creepiness that is christianity
This isn't Christianity. This is a silly kids show wrapped in a thin veneer of do-good religiosity, probably produced or bankrolled by some Zionists and/or scam artists with very limited creativity and even less shame. About the only thing worse on this page is the very idea that some folks are literally ignorant enough to link this production with genuine Christianity. Admittedly, popular Christianity today, as seen in alleged pastors like Joel Osteen, Kenneth Copeland, Benny Hinn, Paula White, Creflo Dollar, Rick Warren, Mike Murdoch, the late Billy Graham, Pat Robertson of the 700 Club, basically anyone at the TBN Network, etc., is utterly corrupted and in many, if not most cases, working in tandem with secret societies, (or, for the scoffers out there, fraternal organizations) to usher in their great work, the NWO. Sound crazy? Well good because it is. Does it sound like bullsh#t? If anyone thinks so, just Google Baptists or Southern Baptists and their open affiliation to Freemasonry. It's caused a huge schism within the Baptist Church, as has the acceptance of gay pastors and homosexual marriage services among the leadership of several powerful Lutheran synods. One can also do a quick Google search for the Jehovah's Witnesses official newsletter basically calling or planning for the coming world government, presented as an appealing alternative to the status quo. But even more shocking is that at least four Popes that I'm aware of have openly called for "a world political organization" at the fourth congress of the World Movement for World Federal Government..." (Pope Pius XII), a "new world order" (Pope John Paul II), "a new social and financial order" (Pope Benedict) and a new "world political authority" (Pope Francis). My point being that these men and women do not represent Christianity, but its polar opposite in so many cases. Granted, the people involved in this awful kid's program may sincerely be that dorky, but if you made this exact same show using purely secular themes, it could theoretically suck even harder. Yikes.
The Blue Man Group is offended by Psalty, I'm guessing? owo
I was thinking the blue alien people from that Eiffel 65 song music video.
JimmyTheLoon _And_ Smurfs! Damn, Psalty...
KataangFan221 And the aliens from Avatar! Psalty, you monster!
Liking for the intro. I haven't even watched the rest of the video yet, the intro just made me so happy.
That dog reminds me of the rake...
Oh, man, you could literally insert the dog into that story and it would be just as creepy.
"At the foot of the bed, there was a man dressed as a dog trying to walk like a man staring at me"
Subject Ever seen The Shining? yeah.
Judging by their clothes, this has to be from the 90's. This is some creepy shit.
Summers Time Entertainment I looked it up. It's from 1985. Very creepy indeed.
breakaleg10 Wow, so the video is both pathetic and prophetic.
Where’s the dad from Monty Python and the Holy Grail when you need him?
2:04 Made a blueface reference before the rapper existed lmao
if anything praying hindered the search
What the hell? I can't stop laughing at the moose and "pink thing" when they show up. Your commentary about them is too funny! Oh geez this is the best.
I bet that the actor who plays the dog would later go on to become a Catholic priest (if you know what I mean) XD
This may sound a bit ridiculous/petty/unimportant... but let's be honest it's TBR. NO FURRY would EVER be willingly caught in a suit that looked that bad. Seriously.
Looks like they borrowed "Ranger Joe's" set from Full House in the 90's
There actually are blue people, something about lots of silver in their drinking water.
I'm a Kree and i find Psalty offensive.
This needs a "where are they now?"
Sometimes, with all the terrible things caused by religion, it's easy to forget that religion just makes people incredibly naive.
Seriously, people conceptualized, wrote, acted in, worked on, filmed, edited, and published this show, and _not a single one_ saw anything wrong with pedo-dog. WOW.
"Tree Furries"
I lost it laughing at that >___
Damian Freeman The preferred term is "Barkies"
Kyle Hall That sounds more like the nickname for pedo-dog
Kyle Hall I was gonna go for 'Woodies'.
Damian Freeman "Barkies" "Woodies" "Gave me hard wood"
I love you all.
Damian Freeman Pfff. I don't think any furry would be caught dead within a mile of this.
Love your show! This one: Legitimately terrifying. The dog makes me frightened; the "Psalter" is setting off my GayDar big time (is it my imagination, or does he resemble blue Rip Taylor??); and I think I met some of these kids at Young Americans auditions back in grade school. The PsTSD flashbacks are coming thick and fast...blue confetti...screaming bad jokes...props and puns....blue ... Rip ... Tay... (faint)
Bout' That Thing With Blue People I Can Think Of 2 IRL Examples: The Blue Man Group And "Papa Smourf" (search up Blue Skin Silver Poisoning)
Also About That Dog That's Probably The Director Just Getting To Know Those Kids A Little Too Well.
Colloidal silver = big no no!!!
"If you want a child's balls on the small of your back, dress up like a dog!" HAHAHA IM DYING
The Creepy Laugh the book makes when the older brother says "I wouldn't want my little sister to get lost"
Is chilling.
This is like heaven is for real on weed.
That dog is creepy as fuck.
Had this running when my 3 year old daughter was dropped off for the weekend. She watched for 5 seconds, and lost her shit. Lmao I asked her what scared her, and she said the book and dog man. For the rest of the week she kept giving my bookcase the most horrific look. She was totally fine the next weekend.
I actually remember watching this when I was 5 X(
Hey, do you know that Scientology is advertising on your channel? Is that ironic? You can block them. Just an FYI. Keep up the good work.
Why would we block them?
TheBibleReloaded Reason not to block them: freedom!
MrMoonman3000 also Mormon.org and the Grand Canyon University (a christian school). Think about it in this persective, they're paying plenty of own money to advertise atheist channels and videos specifically, and they get almost no value from it, so they're overall just throwing away money to their own detriment.
MrMoonman3000 I think most of those adds are random or at least semi random(hey, you watched a video on religion, here is a religious ad). So I don't think there is much control over it. I just ignore them for the most part.
Ben Lynema Yeah, that's how youtube works in selecting ads, it is automatic. But, the owner of the video can choose what types of ads they don't want shown. Also, the owner can identify what URL's they don't want ads that are displayed linked to by the AdSense service that youtube uses. So they can tell the service, don't display ads that link to Mormon.org. That's just an FYI (I have my own channel). But I think Raven Rayn and TheBibleReloaded have the right attitude. I was just kidding in my comment about them blocking these ads. I think it is fantastic that Scientology or the CLDS pay TheBibleReloaded for them doing anti-religion content.
this video is such a throwback. still so funny
how dare you disrespect my treesona, i am a proud oakie
I have learned something new today, thank you.