me when i see a warthog being eaten alive by lions: nature is horrible me when i see a big bird making mashine gun sounds: nature is amazing nature is really good in gaslighting us and giving mixed signs
this is my new goal, get a shoebill, name it "machine gun" and whenever an intruder tries to EVEN set a foot on my property and my shoebill starts going 'machine gun' my only response will be "Oh no! Machine gun is off again!" definitely gonna scare off some people xd
@@woodonfire7406I don't know what's gonna scare a potential burglar the most, the thought of the "victim" being armed with a machine gun or the sight of a living dino winged boi! 😂😂
"What are you doing with that camera, human? You eyeballing me?! HEAR MY WARCRY!!!" Hey now, that throaty awesomeness made my cat make a mad dash for freedom; she's the smart one of the family :D
I am Stork Weapons Guy… And this is my weapon. She weighs 150 Kilograms and fires $200 custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs $400K to fire this bird… for 12 seconds.
These birds are extremely smart too. Had one person get confused as to Why the shoebills eyes are so terrifying and well its because theyre intelligent. They THINK about you when they look at you. Genuinely believe what was going through bros head was "wtf is this human doing? Can you make this noise?? :D"
I really found these birds really terrifying but cool.
Same
They can do serious damage with that bill.
@@MrWeAllAreOne But
USE FLEX TAPE AND ALL THE DMG IS GONE!!!
I hope they put him in your room while you sleep, so he can guard 💂♂️your room from anyone that enters
69 likes, make a wish!
Looks like a Sesame Street puppet! Nature is amazing.
Yup!
When i showed my dad this animal he thought it was Big Bird
when big bird enters da wrong hood
Big bird if he grew up in the hood
me when i see a warthog being eaten alive by lions: nature is horrible
me when i see a big bird making mashine gun sounds: nature is amazing
nature is really good in gaslighting us and giving mixed signs
The image of the machine gun firing had me rolling 😂😂
Imagine having this bird as a pet and whenever a home invader sets foot in your home, the bird starts making that noise 😭😂
this is my new goal, get a shoebill, name it "machine gun" and whenever an intruder tries to EVEN set a foot on my property and my shoebill starts going 'machine gun' my only response will be "Oh no! Machine gun is off again!"
definitely gonna scare off some people xd
@@tufits 😲🤔 that's not a bad idea haha!
“Oh fuck! They're armed!"
*See's shoebill*
“OH FUCK THEY HAVE A LIVING DINO IN THEIR HOUSE!!!"
@@woodonfire7406I don't know what's gonna scare a potential burglar the most, the thought of the "victim" being armed with a machine gun or the sight of a living dino winged boi! 😂😂
they only do that sound to attract mates but maybe it gonna do that
I'd start hiding if I heard that in the wild. Sounds like Predator
My God its a living dinosaur 😱
All birds are living dinosaurs. Herons are far worse in nature than shoebills.
It actually is.
Yes it's a extinct bird that came to life
Yes
@@michealtaylor7745yeah
"Cover me!" "Reloading!" "Im hit!"
"HEINRICH, LOS, LOS"
Finally, i found the feather family shoebill call
what’s a feather family?
feather family is a game on roblox
yeah is original
Protect this specie at all cost
"What are you doing with that camera, human? You eyeballing me?! HEAR MY WARCRY!!!"
Hey now, that throaty awesomeness made my cat make a mad dash for freedom; she's the smart one of the family :D
Throaty awesomeness
POV: the shOebill playing shooting the sky
_”Grandpa why you just staring blankly is there something wrong?..”_
_Grandpa: “No it can’t be…. their back….”_
they're
delete this.
That camera angle😂 shoebill could be in the next King Kong movie
A Shoebill Titan would clap Kong and Godzilla I mean these guys clap crocs irl
I want this as my pet 😁
The only downside is that you will think your in a warzone constantly
@@9311. nah. It won’t be. I will know it will be my shoebill.
actually, they are not related to storks, they are more related to the hamerkop and pelicans. fun fact for ye
thanks 🤗🙂
My favourite dinosaur 🦖
that's a straight up dinosaur lol
Imagine waking up and this is standing over you 😂
Get him a job in a rock and roll band!!
I played this sound in my living room, and my little sister thought it was a helicopter
That one grandpa: STOP SHOOTING
Bro got that "🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅" 💀
This will kick in the Vietnam vets ptsd while hiking in the woods
Oh dang it’s sounds just like scp 4975 so this thing’s sound became an scp’s aswell I’m terrified for life now
Imagine a wife takes her husband who has PTSD from war to a bird park to chill but then this happens..
imagine people passing by ducking when hearing this
"What type of machine guns sound you use?"
Shoebill : "Y E S"
These scared me when I was younger 😂
The machine gunner of bird D-Day
Only bird to come with anti-lag built in
He really said: 🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁
"What does the shoebill say?!"
I am Stork Weapons Guy…
And this is my weapon. She weighs 150 Kilograms and fires $200 custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs $400K to fire this bird… for 12 seconds.
Now that's a real American bird
Holy a shoebill bird is that big!!??
They are low key cute.
cute? they look like a bird villian in a pixal movie about birds 😂😂😂
Real bro
At first they scared me but after knowing they chill I’m fine with em
@@chef7658rather be alone with a cassowary or a shoebill?
@@North_south_buggy cassowary is a death sentence
Guy: "who started the feather family shoebill sound"
Shoebill: "🗣️🗣️🗣️"
What a legend
Normal Birds: ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
Shoebill Storks: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
predator vs alien ❌️
shoebilldator vs alien ✅️
Bet it's giving y'all granpas a PTSD 😂
Legend has it that this shoebill is actually the pet of a german guy and he called it "Machine Gewehr"
Scientist really meant it when they said birds the decendends of dinos
In Roblox in Feather Family mode, Shoebill makes these sounds, and Shoebill is labeled as Slipper
This is nightmare fuel 😭😂
Vietnam flashbacks
The jungle...
The Sound Of That Bird Is Just A Machine Gun
The way he rose upwards is just intimidating…
Bro said I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU HEARD IM THE BIGGEST BIRD
Sound it makes: 👹🔥💥😈🔪
Personality: ♥️🥰🌼🥺🌈✨
Fun Fact: Shoebills has somewhat stork-like overall form and has previously been classified with the storks in the order Ciconiiformes
Soo a dinosaur cool
at first i thought im hearing helicopter sound
I. Want. This. Bird.
It’s okay to be loud 😮❤😂😂
The people:💀
The bird:🔫🔫🔫🔫
The Rambo of the birds.
Plot twist: Shoebill storks are guns
the fact i also hear some chain sounds its a real machine gun bird
Es una maravilla de la creación
Now that how you start wwlll
Vietnam war flashback💀
Sounds like LMG in a war movie😂
I wanna meet a bird like thjs
Bro has a built-in gun
Me: HEY MOM IM A GUN
my mom: **sigh** no your not
Me: yes i am 0:07
My mom: AAA-
Bro ain't a machine gun🙏😭😭😭
These birds are extremely smart too. Had one person get confused as to Why the shoebills eyes are so terrifying and well its because theyre intelligent. They THINK about you when they look at you. Genuinely believe what was going through bros head was "wtf is this human doing? Can you make this noise?? :D"
Bro stood up like I said something offensive then he called the ops on me
Grandpa gonna have PTSD
Finally! Someone who speaks American!
Booooooooooooooo
@ThePogfather906 ???
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Wow this video is going viral lmao
🥳
“Alan”
So for the next Jurassic park, they’re just going to record this guy and amplify it right?
Imagine hearing that in the pitch dark back then.
bro i did not expect it to be that tall
If that thing was any bigger, i would use military defense
I thought it was gonna be scary sound I just close my ears and shoebill stork just a gun??
damn, emet's straight up just a pygmy shoebill, eh? never knew irl shoebills were this gigantic
Lovely Bird
Looks like I caught a new Pokémon
It's the bird from Skyward Sword.
Imagine encountering those in Vietnam
Why does the shoebill stork sounds like a missle truck
Bro i saw the...
*🇻🇳 Memories*
Someone make him go to sleep pls
@@myronjrbendle477 im just kidding men, u dont have humor or what?
Idk I'm dum
forgotten bird from Jurassic Park 🗿🗿
Es gigantesco 😮
Shoebills are natures machine gun
saving private ryan :))))
It’s from feather family-
yes
That literally sounds like a machine gun
It's called a shoebill stork
Sounds like a gun machine
Dont bring these things to chicago💀
bro said: pew pew pew pew pew
Shoe bill ❌
Ak47 ✅😂
Bro really say 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
Suena muy estadounidense
Should sell these recordings to Movie studios for 'machine gun' sound effects , ...
It's shoe bill
Average American school:
A living dinosaur!