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  • @StarWarsNerdyGuy
    @StarWarsNerdyGuy 6 років тому +400

    In Japan, the youngsters are called Shorts Boys. What do the Chinese bootleggers translate it as?
    PANTSCHILD

  • @Praxium
    @Praxium 6 років тому +153

    The fact that the description of Paralysis Cure is "resume from palsy" is absolutely amazing

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 6 років тому +913

    LMAO Joel is dark in the front of our eyes...

    • @Cpt_Natalia
      @Cpt_Natalia 6 років тому +12

      2:03

    • @Cringeous
      @Cringeous 6 років тому +23

      Jesus tap-dancing Christ you're everywhere

    • @biddyfox
      @biddyfox 6 років тому +2

      sounds like some kickass lyrics

    • @conniedefcons
      @conniedefcons 5 років тому

      ProtoMario Midicine

    • @Ascendingashes
      @Ascendingashes 5 років тому

      Excuse me, they're called African-Americans

  • @viaspiderz
    @viaspiderz 6 років тому +243

    *Joel is dark in the front of our eyes*

  • @HunterIsRad
    @HunterIsRad 6 років тому +265

    Guys, remember the episode when Dr. Odd tried to steal the Crystals of Gingledoof to power his Aged fruit machine?
    That was my favorite episode.

    • @BlackMoth12
      @BlackMoth12 6 років тому +9

      That was a real good one.

    • @ExaltedArchvile
      @ExaltedArchvile 6 років тому +7

      What kind of meth are you on?
      *I WANT SOME.*

    • @etherdragon3326
      @etherdragon3326 6 років тому +1

      Tyler, here ya go. This is much better than meth, has the same effect, and (maybe) doesn't cause addiction!
      soundcloud.com/megatallislayerthrax/unkown-from-knuckles-knuckles-feat-knuckles-the-echidna

    • @porkyminchasc1150
      @porkyminchasc1150 5 років тому +1

      @@etherdragon3326 I swear if this is untitled by animal collective

    • @porkyminchasc1150
      @porkyminchasc1150 5 років тому +1

      Okay nevermind

  • @K4GELBLLTZ
    @K4GELBLLTZ 6 років тому +169

    Hey, look!
    Hey, look!
    Hey, look!
    Hey, look!
    *_Hey, look!_*

    • @rawbinYT
      @rawbinYT 6 років тому

      Hey, look!

    • @honeydew3434
      @honeydew3434 6 років тому

      Hey, look! Hey, look! Hey, look!

    • @Archzie
      @Archzie 5 років тому +1

      Im getting ocarina of time vibes from this *distance hey look listen* oh no he is coming

    • @nebuladog
      @nebuladog 5 років тому

      Zi'on | I was just about to comment that! Hey, look, *listen*

    • @sponsoredbywalmart
      @sponsoredbywalmart 5 років тому

      @@Archzie
      Hey!
      *_Listen!_*

  • @Consural
    @Consural 6 років тому +470

    *thank*

  • @zipperozicvideodump
    @zipperozicvideodump 6 років тому +326

    Heshu of PantsChild

  • @wyattknutson
    @wyattknutson 6 років тому +187

    Pokemon but every character is a Mr. Saturn

  • @Monody512
    @Monody512 6 років тому +351

    “Have you seen the fruit, mon?”
    “It is aged!”
    Oh no! Now that Jamaican man will have to eat rotten fruit!

  • @Stonnfr
    @Stonnfr 6 років тому +258

    Stand :『DoctorMon』
    Stand Master :『Aodle』
    Ability : The ability to poorly translate anything in existence, if you see the poor translations this will cause sickness (F.e : Nausea, Vomiting, Laugh Gas[lichrally])
    It's second ability is to capitalise anything, including di-
    And for the final ability : Filthy acts at a reasonable price, it has the power to travel between translations.

    • @heavyguy4660
      @heavyguy4660 6 років тому +16

      So I wasn’t the only one who thought of stands when that came up?

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 6 років тому

      +The Legendary Rock
      *literally

    • @Stonnfr
      @Stonnfr 6 років тому +1

      Dreigonix Joke
      Your head

    • @Stonnfr
      @Stonnfr 6 років тому

      Barry The Slinger no you weren't.

    • @yungmalaria
      @yungmalaria 6 років тому +1

      I was looking for this comment

  • @anonecki
    @anonecki 6 років тому +169

    My Stand, 「 D o c t o r M O N 」

  • @user-mr6hg3cl6m
    @user-mr6hg3cl6m 6 років тому +226

    I need some midicine after watching this

  • @movezig5
    @movezig5 6 років тому +154

    The fascinating thing is how much of the translation is _technically_ the right words, but it's still incorrect. "Tackle" becomes "Bump," "Growl" becomes "Yell," and "Water Gun" somehow has the word "water" removed, which is an important distinction.
    Also, fun fact: the "lass" trainer class was originally called "miniskirt" in Japan, so that translation is actually spot on.

    • @oscarchan244
      @oscarchan244 6 років тому +17

      movezig5 can't agree more. As a HongKonger who is fluent in both English, Mandarin and Cantonese, some of them are really accurate to me like "bump" as you mentioned, and "brain games!!" (You need brains to play the GameCube. 😉😉). Also, they changed some names that are pretty intriguing. Like Littleroot» TianYuan, which makes sense as it is "Sky Garden". And did they change Mossdeep into King Water? (King Shui) it still makes sense. Since Mossdeep is Team Aqua's hideout......
      Some of them are really funny tho. The names are not really accurate. How is Treecko a frog? They should at least name it: Gecko. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @movezig5
      @movezig5 6 років тому +4

      hyacinth chan I don't think it's even an amphibian, if the Geico commercials are anything to go on.

    • @KusaneHexaku
      @KusaneHexaku 6 років тому +5

      movezig5 "Dark in the front of our eyes" is "Fainted", right?

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 6 років тому

      it has learned gun

    • @pupinator98
      @pupinator98 5 років тому +4

      @@KusaneHexaku probably "blacked out", which if you dont know is what happens when all your pokemon faint

  • @carterjohnson3894
    @carterjohnson3894 6 років тому +344

    We're bumpin
    I died during the start.
    ILL BUMP WITH YA SWEETPEA

  • @lasagnaskeleton
    @lasagnaskeleton 6 років тому +178

    *M I D I C I N E*

    • @pikoneo3
      @pikoneo3 6 років тому +12

      MEEDEECEEN

    • @varcon6787
      @varcon6787 6 років тому +8

      thank

    • @Nedmarth
      @Nedmarth 6 років тому +9

      Sketchii
      I thought he would play a midi song when he saw that

    • @procommentr
      @procommentr 6 років тому +3

      I NEED THE MIDICINE 4 MAH MIDIS!

  • @dastaticartist7337
    @dastaticartist7337 6 років тому +27

    Tian yuan=田園=Field
    So that basically means "FIELD TOWN"
    What a good name.

  • @zelectrode3337
    @zelectrode3337 6 років тому +119

    **GASP** Kathy!
    *EDIT!* Kathy is my new OC *do not steal!*

  • @Abs0lut3Cyner
    @Abs0lut3Cyner 6 років тому +116

    I was depressed but then I remembered Joel exists and smiled. I fucking love Joel.

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 6 років тому +2

      *JOEL is Dark in the front of our eyes!*

  • @theultrablock45
    @theultrablock45 6 років тому +42

    5:35 The Earth is not round.
    But it also isn't flat.
    *It is actually the shape of a Nincada.*

  • @somuchpotato3271
    @somuchpotato3271 6 років тому +39

    holy shit
    holy shit
    " blacked out." apparently translates to:
    " is dark in the front of our eyes."
    I'm fucking ded.

  • @RebelliousTreecko
    @RebelliousTreecko 6 років тому +81

    F
    R
    O
    G

  • @utopiaa_1775
    @utopiaa_1775 6 років тому +24

    “Heshu of PantsChild come fight!”

  • @ringo5488
    @ringo5488 6 років тому +60

    I think Abra's name got translated to Kathy because its Japanese name is ケーシィ(ke-shi). Though it sounds more like Casey than Kathy to me...

    • @TsunogaiDanshaku
      @TsunogaiDanshaku 6 років тому +4

      Yeah, it's named after Edgar Cayce, a man who claimed he received psychic visions in his sleep.

    • @bewearstar9462
      @bewearstar9462 2 роки тому

      Casey is the right spelling yes

  • @rocketsummer
    @rocketsummer 6 років тому +60

    this game just roasts him so hard. i almost feel bad for him.

  • @IceKoldKilla
    @IceKoldKilla 6 років тому +13

    1:50 I thought it said "My MOM is dying." and was like "That went dark real fast!"

  • @supabryan1434
    @supabryan1434 6 років тому +10

    "Joel is dark in the front of our eyes"
    i knew it, joel's black if we see him with our pure eyes !

  • @timthememer2785
    @timthememer2785 6 років тому +27

    Mudkip's moves form Loss.

  • @ExaltedArchvile
    @ExaltedArchvile 6 років тому +60

    "My Mon is dying, wish I had some MIDIcine..."
    Me: Buddy just watch Joel's "Windows 7 Destruction" video and your 'Mon will be all better!
    (Aside) I knew laughter was the best medicine!

    • @AnTeaVirus
      @AnTeaVirus 6 років тому

      put jokes aside

    • @procommentr
      @procommentr 6 років тому +3

      First, lemme show you a *real MIDI!!!!* *MIDI """""John Cena"""""" plays*

    • @nonediblebrownie
      @nonediblebrownie 6 років тому +3

      Switchy McSwitchface
      No! **Skrillex midi plays**

    • @reapersoft8151
      @reapersoft8151 5 років тому

      midicine*

  • @richardy
    @richardy 6 років тому +5

    I played the Chinese version of this as a kid. I recalled all the badly translated Chinese town names and pokemon names watching this video, so a lot of the onscreen rubbish made sense to me. Ah, memories.

    • @leoluster3027
      @leoluster3027 5 років тому +2

      With the insect type, You must enjoy much *Respection!?*

  • @ZorotheGallade
    @ZorotheGallade 6 років тому +8

    "Joel is dark in the front of our eyes" sounds like lyrics to a song

  • @yeetmcgeet9787
    @yeetmcgeet9787 6 років тому +15

    Of course he would offer Joel *MIDI* - cine

  • @thefridgecorpse
    @thefridgecorpse 6 років тому +22

    I wanna be, the very best,
    like no researcher ever was,

  • @Actinide5013
    @Actinide5013 6 років тому +32

    i wish i had some
    *M I D I* C I N E

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 6 років тому +2

      Pedrohugo Maia
      HORRIFIC PIANO NOISES

    • @procommentr
      @procommentr 6 років тому

      spindash64 What's a MIDI, dad? ILL SHOW YOU!!!!!

  • @FujiAppul
    @FujiAppul 6 років тому +7

    man: have you seen the fruit
    Xiaoz of Water BR: _i t i s a g e d_

  • @order60000000000
    @order60000000000 6 років тому +65

    Hey, Look!

  • @SneedFeedAndSeed
    @SneedFeedAndSeed 6 років тому +18

    Dr. Strange < Dr. Odd

  • @FujiAppul
    @FujiAppul 6 років тому +4

    Man, ORAS is looking great!

  • @yamiryushi
    @yamiryushi 6 років тому +16

    Anyone else is gonna name female abras Kathy from now on?

  • @sabbo2170
    @sabbo2170 6 років тому +5

    0:14 stand name [DOCTOR MON]

  • @Espeon804
    @Espeon804 6 років тому +2

    I love these, man.

  • @plaaaant
    @plaaaant 5 років тому +2

    2:50 _the child of pant has come to us_

  • @Shadowthehedgehogxx3
    @Shadowthehedgehogxx3 6 років тому +10

    ROLF'S EYES FOOL THE BRAIN OF ROLF, MUST I SPELL IT?

  • @Vaguer_Weevil
    @Vaguer_Weevil 5 років тому +3

    Bump and Yell are like moves someone would guess if they were literally illiterate.
    Literally illiterate.. That's fun to say

  • @blockeontheleafeon
    @blockeontheleafeon 6 років тому +7

    1:27 I mean, They ARE Pretty Accurite Decriptions of what the Moves do.

  • @MoonlightMirage
    @MoonlightMirage 6 років тому +2

    *Heshu of PANTSCHILD*

  • @longevitee
    @longevitee 6 років тому +13

    Disappointed he didn't read "mon" with a Jamaican accent.

  • @Ebitz20
    @Ebitz20 6 років тому +13

    WHOS THAT DOCTORMON

  • @SoftTangerineDreams
    @SoftTangerineDreams 6 років тому +7

    3:51 how I flirt

  • @MrEpic-qe2tt
    @MrEpic-qe2tt 6 років тому +3

    Take a shot whenever someone says "MON" you'd be dead in 2 minutes.

  • @smoked7187
    @smoked7187 6 років тому +24

    Mons are also known as....
    Da poosi 👌

    • @coqito583
      @coqito583 6 років тому

      I haev da *POOSI DISTROYAR*

  • @Actinide5013
    @Actinide5013 6 років тому +6

    *H E Y L O O K!*

  • @sennathesenna1384
    @sennathesenna1384 6 років тому +2

    6:11 That's a stone, Luigi! You didn't make it!

  • @illuminate3838
    @illuminate3838 6 років тому +3

    *Heshu of pantschild*

  • @r_dreamer5462
    @r_dreamer5462 6 років тому +2

    0:41 killed me

  • @SaintN2_
    @SaintN2_ 6 років тому +9

    Brain games!!!

  • @boscojokey3829
    @boscojokey3829 6 років тому +1

    6:11 it's a stone Joel, Arceus gave life to it

  • @tobeavus
    @tobeavus 5 років тому +2

    I owned this as a kid

  • @pranavpsabu5866
    @pranavpsabu5866 5 років тому +1

    *_The Best quote I have heard in a video game_* BOOTLEG "What about your Mon let me have a check"

  • @floatingbooks4058
    @floatingbooks4058 6 років тому +1

    0:47 LotR DOS flashbacks...

  • @JackanFor
    @JackanFor 6 років тому +1

    I always bump to my friend, argue with him, be confused and talk about treecko and shoot him in the face with a ak-14. good times

  • @E3kHatena
    @E3kHatena 6 років тому +12

    So I herd u liek WMons

  • @AbsurdBartholomew
    @AbsurdBartholomew 6 років тому +5

    §NameLocal:1 is dark in front of our eyes

  • @exittheflorpus7354
    @exittheflorpus7354 6 років тому

    throw away!
    no things
    you just threw away the rig.
    learn gun for pantschild.

  • @v1c-was-her3
    @v1c-was-her3 6 років тому

    Pantsu-boy
    Man, I love the translations from my own background country. I love the bootlegs they give out too. Good material!

  • @unisarchius9196
    @unisarchius9196 6 років тому +5

    better translated then vietnamese crystal.

  • @MaximusOverdrivusSupremusVT
    @MaximusOverdrivusSupremusVT 5 років тому +2

    3:14 OH SHIT, HE'S GOT A GUN!

  • @tron7_
    @tron7_ 6 років тому +9

    duwang in a nutshell

  • @Austin-wb4jy
    @Austin-wb4jy 6 років тому +3

    learnedgun!

  • @Pop-gj9iv
    @Pop-gj9iv 6 років тому +1

    Dr. Odd is just boneless Dr. Strange

  • @catvan9087
    @catvan9087 6 років тому +1

    hey look!
    go bump yorslef

  • @thebandanadee8265
    @thebandanadee8265 6 років тому

    Take up the rig!
    The chosen things!
    Throw away.
    *NO THINGS*
    Yellatt!
    Bump.
    Joel is dark in the front of our eyes!

  • @PJ_Wendigo
    @PJ_Wendigo 6 років тому +1

    Such inspirational dialogue

  • @mynameismmandimheretosay7979
    @mynameismmandimheretosay7979 5 років тому +1

    At least we now know Joel likes Mudkipz.

  • @ruzkbthenon-sider2834
    @ruzkbthenon-sider2834 3 роки тому +3

    3:31 thank

  • @ChalkTeacher
    @ChalkTeacher 6 років тому +9

    MIDIsin

  • @TheGrandOracle
    @TheGrandOracle 6 років тому +1

    I lost my shit at Kathy

  • @pert_taku
    @pert_taku 6 років тому +1

    5:30 Earth-Chan confirmed 👌

  • @kara-mari9909
    @kara-mari9909 5 років тому +1

    That big catcher must be a pretty down to *earth* guy.

  • @Dentheman1995
    @Dentheman1995 4 роки тому +1

    My mom bought me this version when I was a kid and I never understood why the letters and the name were so weird😭 I completed the game though

  • @xiantrit5887
    @xiantrit5887 6 років тому +4

    You must enjoy much respection?!

  • @JunohNebula
    @JunohNebula 2 місяці тому

    "Midicine" still lives in my head rent free.

  • @user-te1zl6jc1b
    @user-te1zl6jc1b 5 років тому +4

    MEME evolved ito GMOD!

  • @meganox937
    @meganox937 6 років тому +1

    pants child joey

  • @smart7928
    @smart7928 5 років тому +1

    2:47
    Here’s- - - _heeshu of _*_pants child???_*

  • @IllusionQueen4Eva
    @IllusionQueen4Eva Рік тому +1

    2:16 "Everything before JOEL's eyes went dark", obviously. Just badly translated. There was likely no "I/me" or "you" or "we/us/our" or "his/her/their" determiner in the original sentence so the automatic translator probably just assumed that it would be "our".

  • @supersandwichdz4491
    @supersandwichdz4491 6 років тому +1

    ...midicine....midicine...
    MIDI MEDICINE!!

  • @emeraldblaziken
    @emeraldblaziken 5 років тому +1

    Stand name: doctor mon

  • @Krakenburgvortex79
    @Krakenburgvortex79 6 років тому +9

    Oh cool, Joel knows about Discworld.

  • @metroidsuperprime
    @metroidsuperprime 5 років тому

    I'll show you the power of my stand 「Dr. Mon」

  • @maikeru6158
    @maikeru6158 6 років тому

    5:35 the Discworld reference... Now I love Joel even more

  • @airinyourtires2931
    @airinyourtires2931 6 років тому +1

    Doctor Odd!

  • @tengallonjuice2486
    @tengallonjuice2486 6 років тому

    「Doctor MON」,the most bestest stand ever

  • @KairiKeyz
    @KairiKeyz 6 років тому +1

    Midicine, MIDIcine.

  • @JackanFor
    @JackanFor 5 років тому +1

    There was a youngster who liked shorts. This fits so harshly.

  • @fan3805
    @fan3805 6 років тому +1

    brain games!

  • @ultimatedragonballfanthesa936
    @ultimatedragonballfanthesa936 4 роки тому +5

    Joel of Bootleg

  • @SlyHikari03
    @SlyHikari03 3 місяці тому

    7:01 reminds me of Skies of Arcadia, the part where Valua gets completely destroyed.

  • @kcsv1555
    @kcsv1555 6 років тому

    Professor Birch, and his stand Doctor Mon

  • @egorence2149
    @egorence2149 5 років тому

    Stand name:『Doctor M.O.N』
    Stand user: Aode