Sometimes it feels like level creators don't know what a speedrun is. "Look, I've made a level in New Super Mario Bros. style where you have to spin jump between piranha plants and blocks. Clearly a speedrun."
You uploaded at 1.40 AM in Australia but I’m still watching your video anyways, sacrificing a good night sleep to watch a dgr video love your content bro
Everything ever said or done by anyone could be said to be preceded by silence. Even when someone says sonething first the silence after that could be the point from which the described situation starts. You also literally used literally wrong.
Not gonna lie I love watching your videos. You have my utter respect because I can’t stand it when people spare each other’s feelings but I can 1000% get down with the way you inform people their levels are garbage, you make it very obvious but never actually say anything bad about them and that’s super commendable. Love that about your personality, plus you seem super friendly and you’re always cheerful, always a great watch.
As a default, I always have Adblocker on at all times, except when it's DGR. My man Dave needs that sweet Ad revenue for his kids darn it! And I'd be an ass if I didn't let this man provide for his family.
10:29 not what you want to hear from a school bus driver... 16:51 "Urine Father, no sweat!" 19:05 (looks down) "come on stick! You're better than that stick! I taught you better than that stick!" Disney level Family Friendly Content.
I clicked cuz the shades-look is the 'deal with it trolled' style 😎 & stayed for freestyle controls YOLO fun 🎮 9:18 "smack dat axe"! "I'm sho pumped" kinda fun 🤣
Dave talking to stick: stick I thought you better then then that sick Also Dave talking to his child: i tought you better than that go to your room Daves child: the stick doesn't go to his room
2:39 Dave: WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?! literally anyone: Would you like to have the list as a pdf or..? JUST KIDDING THIS MAN IS JUST TOO AMAZING TO THINK WHILE PLAYING AND TALKING AT THE SAME TIME, DAVE YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN, DEAL WITH IT.
Bro DGR!! Thank you for making such amazing videos! Never a dull moment watching you!. Just ask my wife she'll be watching tv and I'm watching ur videos with my head phones on then just bust into laughter! LOL and she looks at me like I'm nutts haha I love it . Keep killin thouse troll levels!! Your the best!
Who would win? A grown man with incredible Mario Maker skill with a history of beating many tough levels. OR 12 year olds who put off screen P-switch jumps with no warning in their levels
Dave gurd up to beat these beauts...6D7-K60-00G Uncle Buck! #DGR GLL-N10-BNG little bombs big problems #DGR Y01-84S-5PG Not ur average speed run #DGR HKP-VM3-QDF this one for the "Claw daddy!"
Me: Sees picture of Dave Also me: I've watched a lot of good videos by Dave. Do I really want to click THIS though!? Also me after watching the video: Yes, I did want to click that.
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1:42 “My best lever”
by TEEroller
I know what he wanted to say and I really wanted him to say it but...
👌 I heard it too
Mine is in my GF ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lucid Dream it was a good lever
Game: my best level by troller
Dgr: my best lever by t-roller
1 L not 2
D's Minecraft Gaming no it’s not lol
@@Iced___ well it is 2, 1 by DGR and 1 by him saying Troller lol
Sometimes it feels like level creators don't know what a speedrun is.
"Look, I've made a level in New Super Mario Bros. style where you have to spin jump between piranha plants and blocks. Clearly a speedrun."
What has this world come to?
Its so overused I always skip those levels now.
I wasnt expecting a calm intro... more like a scream to the face would be more normal.
I know, I was caught off guard.
He spent all his energy on the first take that he wasn't recording.
Mario dies
Dave: confused, laughs, or blame him self by saying" why do I talk"
BL Gamey jup that’s when you know your watching Dave
Super Expert is just a speedrun of Dave's sanity and well-being
Change my mind
Christopher Moon, you will never not be in every Nintendo video on earth, change my mind
Tf
No
@@dstnxy Well,thats just mean
The Almighty Scooobb how is it mean
When clutch daddy is on the thumbnail you know the video is going to be good.
You uploaded at 1.40 AM in Australia but I’m still watching your video anyways, sacrificing a good night sleep to watch a dgr video love your content bro
Thumbnail Be Like:
Lvl 100 Swag DGR
Dave's wife hearing muffled "smack that axe" while he's in the other room on his own watching things
No one:
Literally no one:
DGR: *Does the speedrun in the most non-speedrun way ever*
Finally, someone who gets it!
Everything ever said or done by anyone could be said to be preceded by silence. Even when someone says sonething first the silence after that could be the point from which the described situation starts. You also literally used literally wrong.
1:23 Kirby when he gets served fresh gelato
The calm intro was unsettling 😂
That wasn't calm, that's broken DGR :O
Technical issues/forgetting to hit record really takes the wind out of your sails.
9:15 Dave knowing when it sounded like “smack that ASS” so he repeated it to further inform he this channel is family friendly
*intense big wiener flashbacks*
"Cmon, stick, you're better then that! I taught you better!" -DGR 2019
Better thAn that
He hasn’t said that since his old college days
He hasn’t said that since his old college days
"If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all."
Life lessons by DGR- 2019
Yes, a competent content creator WOULD check to make sure the recorder was turned on.
And...Mario forgot to go on a New Jersey!
Pipipupu
Not gonna lie I love watching your videos. You have my utter respect because I can’t stand it when people spare each other’s feelings but I can 1000% get down with the way you inform people their levels are garbage, you make it very obvious but never actually say anything bad about them and that’s super commendable. Love that about your personality, plus you seem super friendly and you’re always cheerful, always a great watch.
There’s nothing better than relaxing on the bed and watching DGR’s videos. You’re fantastic bro
*bad level clear*
DGR: If you cant say anything nice say nothing.
Ryukahr: get that garbage outa here.
"DGR Guarantee we beat this level"
Proceeds to lose to the level.
This is Dave, what did you expect?
This should be the top comment on all of his videos.
As we all know, DGR Guarantees are not guarantees of success. They are guarantees of DGR content.
As a default, I always have Adblocker on at all times, except when it's DGR. My man Dave needs that sweet Ad revenue for his kids darn it! And I'd be an ass if I didn't let this man provide for his family.
"Oh, I see what we gotta do."
*walks off cliff & dies*
[DGR in a nutshell!! X'D]
*(EDIT: HOLY FECES!! 92 LIKES?!?!?! THANK YOU ALL FOR LIKING!!*
Can I get a prize for first comment
Bold move Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him in the long run.
Lmao
@@adrianabetancur7290 No one cares how fast someone comments. Your only prize is a waste of time. *HASHTAG Reality*
if you Edit a comment you lose all of your likes
“I’m just gonna go down the naked pipe.” -DGR 2019
Dave suffering and laughing to death
*another normal Tuesday with dave*
The thought of Dave making faces and noises towards the camera without anything recording keeps me warm at night.
Holy rip! Smack dat axe! The one thing that never gets old? The dramatic realization. Wait a beat. Maniacal laughter.
You didn't start the recording? But then it would be a Trolled no skip run, because it's not a troll-endless-challenge until you troll yourself. Lol
28:10 when you get trolled hardcore
10:29 not what you want to hear from a school bus driver...
16:51 "Urine Father, no sweat!"
19:05 (looks down) "come on stick! You're better than that stick! I taught you better than that stick!"
Disney level Family Friendly Content.
16:57 he had to think before he could have said “P daddy can handle a lot of P(‘s)” or some thing across those lines
2:38 I ask myself the same thing every day :P
Pipipupu
gferrol118 As in what’s wrong with yourself or Dave? ;)
I clicked cuz the shades-look is the 'deal with it trolled' style 😎 & stayed for freestyle controls YOLO fun 🎮 9:18 "smack dat axe"! "I'm sho pumped" kinda fun 🤣
Dave talking to stick: stick I thought you better then then that sick
Also Dave talking to his child: i tought you better than that go to your room
Daves child: the stick doesn't go to his room
I'm just waiting for the SENSEC video titled: Double Digits!
@Toad the Almighty Nine is toootaly a two digit number
Toad the Almighty I mean the levels cleared. He’s cleared 9
When he says, “Smack that axe!” I think he is saying, “Smack that ass!”
Woooosh
Peter Rodriquez r/ihavereddit thats not even how r/woooosh works, and you replied 6 months later than the comment
lol, so you were just talking to yourself in an empty room for those three lvls
That’s what he always does!
I like how every video in this channel is an emotional rollercoaster.
23:04 - "What a d.." ..ouche!
Gotta love these little moments he catches himself
I legit had a strong headache but Dave calmed it down dave your just so entertaining
19:05 When your not able to talk to your friends during quarantine so you make a new one
24:30 when your wife walks in while your recording a video
2:39 Dave: WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!
literally anyone: Would you like to have the list as a pdf or..?
JUST KIDDING THIS MAN IS JUST TOO AMAZING TO THINK WHILE PLAYING AND TALKING AT THE SAME TIME, DAVE YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN, DEAL WITH IT.
I love Dave's knowing laugh of 'Lol I messed up'
P daddy lives on, Clutch daddy lives on but POW daddy, he's a lost cause!
We need more shirts, especially one with Mario smacking dat axe
2:37 DGR: What is wrong with me?!
Me: Nothing at all. You're super fine!
"Oh. I see what I have to do"
*Dave jumps in pit and dies*
When you want to make a joke about "My best level" but DGR says it on the next second: 7:16
Smack that axe was what triggers questions amongst all lifeforms
16:34 I didn't know DGR was the joker...
Alright five big ones down five big one down “voice crack”
I just wanna thank Dave for not having a cringy sign off to his videos. He just tells me to take care.
11:58
DGR: ...And also my life
Me: What life?
When your having a bad day and DGR puts up a new video and your gonna have a great time and just makes your day better...thank you dave
Dave: No checkpoint, okay, mhm
Timer: Do I look like a joke to you?
Bro DGR!! Thank you for making such amazing videos! Never a dull moment watching you!. Just ask my wife she'll be watching tv and I'm watching ur videos with my head phones on then just bust into laughter! LOL and she looks at me like I'm nutts haha I love it . Keep killin thouse troll levels!! Your the best!
Dgr is such a good content creator. Keep up the good work!
I've never seen someone so meticulously cheese a speed run accidently
26:34 200IQ Dave in action
23:05 "What a d... dirty" nice save 😂
DGR: the level is called speedrun
*proceeds to play like a traditional level *
New Rule: There's no getting mad at an SMW Snow Level.
happy taco Tuesday, smack that axe 😂😂21:20 😎😎 still failed tho lool
You know Dave is not doing great when he stats talking to his stick 😂 (19:00)
22:02 is now one of my favorite DGR moments lmao
"We just beat my best level!..."
Dave, 2019!
he was so close for the first time in DGR history to actually not dying on a DGR guarantee
It makes my day every time I wake up to another DGR video 😭
Pipipupu
It’s 5pm in Finland
@@izu_ma pipipupu
Same man, so satisfying
@@izu_ma kiva et jotkut muut suomalaiset kattoo tätä kanavaa
Scp DGR: known just like a fish memory and eats UA-camrs souls.
26:08 my guess is Dev exit
DGR: beats a high-precision level in 2 lives
Also DGR: takes like 5 lives to beat a pretty much standard level
Good to get a you and dashie episode on each roof your channels
The snack that smacks dat axe, Dave
"Can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all."
See, DGR is a good person. Stupid, but good.
Um rude...
Has Dave ever fulfilled a DGR guarantee?
Once that I know of ^_^, right here: ua-cam.com/video/8K3_l8YdzSE/v-deo.html
Legend tells of this one time.
On the First level, you shouldve Kill the plants with the fire Flower
@dgr ive been watching your videos for such a long time now so finally i decided to give a subscribe 😁 keep the fun going
Looks down while yelling at stick.
9:20 they had us in the first half not gonna lie
OMG you are almost at 300K!!
We all know that Dave is going crazy when he yells at his joy stick
DGR: Sometimes ---
Me Instantly: Sometimes I dream about Cheese
“Speed is key” quote best UA-cam ever
10:17, I got a ad that said what you cant see kills you!
I played a level the other day that had a dev skip that was somehow harder then the actual level it self.
That one fan girl: "You can smack my axe if you would like."
can confirm
Rita Rubary you got snap 👀👀
I think P-Daddy needs to take his sniffer in for a check-up cause he didn't sniff out Pee twice in that one level.
DGR: Sees with to spin jump
Me: DGR You can win the level!!!
DGR: 😒 The flag was there...
Me: If it's a "troll" level you expect trolls
"Don't fail me now."
Hello Dave Mercury.
Dave forgot to censor the naked pipes. This video is now blacklisted.
At 19:03 we can see a DGR getting mad at his stick for not going up
Who would win?
A grown man with incredible Mario Maker skill with a history of beating many tough levels.
OR
12 year olds who put off screen P-switch jumps with no warning in their levels
DGR is way to wholesome
19:05 haven't heard that since my old college days
dave: i did not anticipating us-
me: ah, yes, the english language.
You should make a shirt with a Mario level axe and Mario’s hand, and in text it says ‘smack dat axe!’
Dave gurd up to beat these beauts...6D7-K60-00G Uncle Buck! #DGR
GLL-N10-BNG little bombs big problems #DGR
Y01-84S-5PG Not ur average speed run #DGR
HKP-VM3-QDF this one for the "Claw daddy!"
Me: Sees picture of Dave
Also me: I've watched a lot of good videos by Dave. Do I really want to click THIS though!?
Also me after watching the video: Yes, I did want to click that.
Hey Dave! I was thinking about making a song out of vocal samples from your videos - do you like the idea? :)