9:14 “as Dorking reformat” why do I get the feeling someone has spent too much time with Marc White (factory settings & in this episode pt1 there was a new one from him I’ve not heard before). Got to admit I’ve stolen “factory settings” when I was explaining how I answer loaded questions, you know like when someone asks you why someone thought something about you the stock answer should be “I don’t know what somebody else is thinking”. Rather than thinking for myself I just revert to factory settings with answers like that which are my factory setting. 19:45 “you’re like my old woman”. At least his mates next to him appreciated that one. I suspect Marc might have shook his hand had he shouted when he was facing him. Although it is a hard call because you don’t know how serious someone was. But to me, it’s part of the match, so giving the visiting players and manager stick is just part of it. Same happens on the pitch so as a fans I’ve no problem with shaking hands at the end of it. Kind of reminds me of when I was managing a team I had at the same level Dorking started at. Playing top of the league who had rep for being dirty. One of their players took exception to me loudly shouting to our team (within earshot of theirs) “and make sure you leave something on them”, They surrounded the ref about it, and one player threatened to do me after the match as we were at each other all game. He was the first player to smile and shake my hand and out of all the players in the league and all the matches he gave me my biggest compliment by saying I was a fucking good manager. He was wrong of course, I’m crap. My point is, it was just psychological stuff. They knew there rep went before them, and they were good because they used it to win matches. And they didn’t kick off with the ref because of what I said, it was their clever way at countering the fact I’d sussed them. Football would be a much more boring place without the likes of Marc White. And fans do have a role in being part of giving their team the edge. But I don’t think that many fans actually realise the important role they play because it is kind of a cliche. But ask any pro and they’ll tell you.
Have to be honest mate, every time I watch these eps they are brilliant. However I just don’t bother watching many because of the time difference from the games to present day. I don’t bother watching a game from 3 months ago when I know what place dorking are in now. Hope you see where I’m coming from
Not really. This isn't a live match. We're not making Super Sunday here. Most football documentaries come out 12-18 months after they happened. We have a 6-8 week gap. That allows us to better tell the story of the season as much as the story of the game. Further, the story of WHY the result happened is of more interest to us than the score itself. Unless we make a documentary live, it's always going to be after the event. It's nonsensical to say you can't watch a doc if it's out after the game. regardless of the timescale. Ultimately if what happened is not interesting enough for you because you now what happens after, that's cool, we're just not the channel for you. We're never, ever going to change that aspect.
@@BunchOfAmateurs this game happened on 30th September. Come on mate that’s a hell of a lot more than the 6-8 weeks you mentioned. A lot more. Also, just as an example, hashtag United produce their weekly video including highlights, interviews, dressing room footage etc in the week after the match and upload. Bit different I know but even if the vids were 3/4 weeks after. If a doc was produced on the United game yesterday, would more people watch it if came out in 3 weeks or in 3 months? The answer is 3 weeks, just explaining my point
Yep you're right, it is a bit longer now but we'll be catching up with real life by the end of the season. And it's still not close to the time it takes All Or Nothing or Welcome To Wrexham to make their 10-part series. Shows with multi-million pound budgets and 50-100 crew members. This is a two-man post-production show most of the time. Sometimes one. Hashtag do something, very, very different to us with a far bigger budget and crew. Even if it does, in essence, appear similar to your eyes because they include three minutes of team talks on a handheld camera. The post-production process they follow is very, very different. Their show is closer to a sports broadcast than a documentary as they pepper in some of the stuff we do, but focus mainly on a live-to-tape broadcast. I don't mean to be dismissive, I'd prefer you understood the difference. But if the show is not working for you because you know the current state of play, then we're just not the channel for you. It's not going to change. It literally can't, no matter what you think you're seeing on other channels.
I once commented on a short that popped up on my recommended of Marc giving a team talk. Something along the lines of who is this muppet (judged the book by its cover). I've recently found myself watching these vids and want to apologise to Marc, and the Dorking fans for passing judgement, couldn't have been more wrong.
I lived in Hartlepool for a while and went for a few games, there was a famous trannie called Lawrence who was rumoured to be Robert Maxwells love child who’d go on the away end every week and boo Hartlepool 😂
He's not talking specifically about the head injury rule - he doesn't like the mandatory 30 second wait that a player has to go through before re-entering the pitch.
@@airdiarmuid100% but isn’t it 30 seconds for every injury if they go down for a while I’m not 100% sure I’m prob chatting waffle cause I’ve defo seen prem players go off for 30 seconds even wasn’t head injury or am I wrong
This is part two of the Hartlepool match. Check out Haunted In Hartlepool before you watch this one!
The tears from behind the dugout when that second goal went in was pure joy to watch 😁 great away support from the Dorking faithful there too
Had to pause it while I stopped rupturing my spleen laughing at that mate :)
The disallowed goal segment gets funnier every time you watch it haha!
I love how mark winds up the fans. Brilliant.
Let’s be honest that double save from pools keeper was class
he was outstanding all game
Unreal, dodged a boot in the head aswel😂
i seen at least 3 good saves, not clean but did the job.
This series is pure quality. My favorite content online atm for sure.
Appreciate all the work you guys do to document this.🙌❤️
Such a good episode but then again they all are 😂 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻
Mark's reaction to the fans when it was offside hahaha
Those ghosts turned Mark into an absolute villain and I love it 🤣
I’m 29 now and these videos are making me fall in love with football again it’s actually fantastic
Marc working his magic with the fans. Amazing content
Brilliant ep, great reward for the travelling fans
Brilliant result when you consider Hartlepool are an ex league side
So funny “great goal jase” 😂😂😂
mark absolutely rattled they fans behind the dugout 🤣🤣🤣
The head coach Ross has told me to tell you this is a great video ‘BY THE WAY’
Great show❤ well done Dorking 👏
"best away win since last Tuesday!"....... the voice over guy is as funny as Mark is a wind-up 😀
9:14 “as Dorking reformat” why do I get the feeling someone has spent too much time with Marc White (factory settings & in this episode pt1 there was a new one from him I’ve not heard before). Got to admit I’ve stolen “factory settings” when I was explaining how I answer loaded questions, you know like when someone asks you why someone thought something about you the stock answer should be “I don’t know what somebody else is thinking”. Rather than thinking for myself I just revert to factory settings with answers like that which are my factory setting.
19:45 “you’re like my old woman”. At least his mates next to him appreciated that one. I suspect Marc might have shook his hand had he shouted when he was facing him. Although it is a hard call because you don’t know how serious someone was. But to me, it’s part of the match, so giving the visiting players and manager stick is just part of it. Same happens on the pitch so as a fans I’ve no problem with shaking hands at the end of it.
Kind of reminds me of when I was managing a team I had at the same level Dorking started at. Playing top of the league who had rep for being dirty. One of their players took exception to me loudly shouting to our team (within earshot of theirs) “and make sure you leave something on them”, They surrounded the ref about it, and one player threatened to do me after the match as we were at each other all game. He was the first player to smile and shake my hand and out of all the players in the league and all the matches he gave me my biggest compliment by saying I was a fucking good manager. He was wrong of course, I’m crap.
My point is, it was just psychological stuff. They knew there rep went before them, and they were good because they used it to win matches. And they didn’t kick off with the ref because of what I said, it was their clever way at countering the fact I’d sussed them.
Football would be a much more boring place without the likes of Marc White. And fans do have a role in being part of giving their team the edge. But I don’t think that many fans actually realise the important role they play because it is kind of a cliche. But ask any pro and they’ll tell you.
Alan Partridge at 1.10
hahah i got it mate
"get us a water,i'm about to get killed here"......classic
Great episode!!
Think mark spent more time winding up the fans then he did managing the team 😂
Wishful thinking but I hope Marc hits up Parky for a friendly with Wrexham next season. Miss the friendship between the 2 sides 😪
That would be great!
Bet you’re American
@@alexlanemusic bet your music is shit
Class Show, Class Team and fucking incredible Manager.
Love it when Marc gives the big f**k off wave to the opponent fans.
Proper football, great crack !🎉
love your work
Classic chrisy james (man in black) 😂
Superb lads.
Love the housery from Mark
Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!…Dan!…Dan! Dan!…..Dan!………….Dan!
Fuck me is that John Partridge at 17:58?
“FOURTH FOURTH” 🤣 🤣
Have to be honest mate, every time I watch these eps they are brilliant. However I just don’t bother watching many because of the time difference from the games to present day. I don’t bother watching a game from 3 months ago when I know what place dorking are in now. Hope you see where I’m coming from
Not really. This isn't a live match. We're not making Super Sunday here. Most football documentaries come out 12-18 months after they happened. We have a 6-8 week gap. That allows us to better tell the story of the season as much as the story of the game. Further, the story of WHY the result happened is of more interest to us than the score itself. Unless we make a documentary live, it's always going to be after the event. It's nonsensical to say you can't watch a doc if it's out after the game. regardless of the timescale.
Ultimately if what happened is not interesting enough for you because you now what happens after, that's cool, we're just not the channel for you. We're never, ever going to change that aspect.
@@BunchOfAmateurs this game happened on 30th September. Come on mate that’s a hell of a lot more than the 6-8 weeks you mentioned. A lot more. Also, just as an example, hashtag United produce their weekly video including highlights, interviews, dressing room footage etc in the week after the match and upload. Bit different I know but even if the vids were 3/4 weeks after. If a doc was produced on the United game yesterday, would more people watch it if came out in 3 weeks or in 3 months? The answer is 3 weeks, just explaining my point
Yep you're right, it is a bit longer now but we'll be catching up with real life by the end of the season. And it's still not close to the time it takes All Or Nothing or Welcome To Wrexham to make their 10-part series. Shows with multi-million pound budgets and 50-100 crew members. This is a two-man post-production show most of the time. Sometimes one.
Hashtag do something, very, very different to us with a far bigger budget and crew. Even if it does, in essence, appear similar to your eyes because they include three minutes of team talks on a handheld camera. The post-production process they follow is very, very different. Their show is closer to a sports broadcast than a documentary as they pepper in some of the stuff we do, but focus mainly on a live-to-tape broadcast.
I don't mean to be dismissive, I'd prefer you understood the difference. But if the show is not working for you because you know the current state of play, then we're just not the channel for you. It's not going to change. It literally can't, no matter what you think you're seeing on other channels.
Fair play Dorking.
Our players are bunch of fannies
Blimey, the gene pool in that area of the country could do with some more depth. All we need are a few banjos for a North East UK Deliverance remake.
Simply beautiful
I once commented on a short that popped up on my recommended of Marc giving a team talk. Something along the lines of who is this muppet (judged the book by its cover). I've recently found myself watching these vids and want to apologise to Marc, and the Dorking fans for passing judgement, couldn't have been more wrong.
lol we usually ban those commentators so it's lucky we missed that one!
Crying laughing at the mockery of the Pools fans thinking they'd equalised. Fucking hilarious :)
Their keeper is mustard mate
At 12 am or 12 pm (PACIFIC TIME)
So much better doing the 2 videos Rich!
Hartlepool are certainly a wierd bunch
Is this Marcs full-time job?
Loving Mark going mental at the crowd
What’s the score “ 3 - 7. “.
Where are you “ Acapulco “.
Tell you what the physio earns her money in this side🤣
Injury every bloody 10 minutes
There manager sounds a bit thick a true southern chap
I lived in Hartlepool for a while and went for a few games, there was a famous trannie called Lawrence who was rumoured to be Robert Maxwells love child
who’d go on the away end every week and boo Hartlepool 😂
He would fit in really well in an East 17 tribute band 😅
Pools in the mud
6:29
Pretty poor from Dorkings assistant manager calling the head injury rule shit- it’s in place for a very good reason
He's not talking specifically about the head injury rule - he doesn't like the mandatory 30 second wait that a player has to go through before re-entering the pitch.
@@BunchOfAmateurs that only exists because football players cheat and fake head injuries to slow the game down- great sport
@@BunchOfAmateurs stops teams from milking head injuries doesn't it though
@@airdiarmuid100% but isn’t it 30 seconds for every injury if they go down for a while I’m not 100% sure I’m prob chatting waffle cause I’ve defo seen prem players go off for 30 seconds even wasn’t head injury or am I wrong
True Story
His hairy look and demeanour were believed it was the latest southern fashion craze,
That blondie is fit.
Is that the hottest physio in the league? No wonder they go down for treatment
I thought the medic was straddling the dude at first
Acting like Sunday morning managers is not a good thing.
If you replaced your pretty physio with a short fat man, Dorkings injury rate would go wayyy down.