jerma plays tf2 while stervert makes zexual advances

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
  • just bros being bros
    Jerma: twitch.tv/jerma985
    #Jerma985 #jerma

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  • @lell717
    @lell717 Рік тому +3039

    Sters life is like if he was playing a jerma dating sim but he always picks the funny dialogue option.

  • @TJ-Henry-Yoshi
    @TJ-Henry-Yoshi Рік тому +2628

    Quote from Gravy441 in chat:
    "Jerma won't pay attention to any topic unless Ster uses a conversational flashbang"

    • @lastsecondshot5779
      @lastsecondshot5779 Рік тому +348

      Poor Ster was getting ignored for like an hour straight before this because Jerma was so into the game lol

    • @dreinstar2352
      @dreinstar2352 Рік тому +91

      HOLY shit its him

    • @fuchsia8266
      @fuchsia8266 Рік тому +63

      Gravy441 was so real for this one

    • @bobafetteste
      @bobafetteste Рік тому +79

      He figured out the meta LOL

    • @Kazuhira2249
      @Kazuhira2249 Рік тому +2

      true

  • @me-jd7mu
    @me-jd7mu Рік тому +1005

    I want someone to talk to me like ster talks to jerma

    • @Harufloof
      @Harufloof Рік тому +78

      i can do that

    • @me-jd7mu
      @me-jd7mu Рік тому +84

      @@Harufloof go on

    • @Lkymn
      @Lkymn Рік тому +138

      You really are the most attractive commenter on this website.

    • @me-jd7mu
      @me-jd7mu Рік тому +77

      @@Lkymn thank you cutie pie

    • @pacotheglueater
      @pacotheglueater Рік тому +7

      SAME!

  • @Nilon241
    @Nilon241 Рік тому +240

    Ster: "He'd rather play his videogames than be with me s e x u a l l y"

  • @PlatinumAltaria
    @PlatinumAltaria Рік тому +480

    The zexual sterrassment meme is so developed that it's attending high school.

  • @selah6778
    @selah6778 Рік тому +601

    You forgot the one where ster says he should do pushups with jerma underneath him

    • @Blazik3n99
      @Blazik3n99 Рік тому +83

      If anyone is wondering if this is a joke - it isn't, lol.
      Also missed the part where Jerma compliments Ster by calling him chunky

    • @PeptoAbismol
      @PeptoAbismol Рік тому +69

      ​@@Blazik3n99dude Ster wouldn't stop talking about how much he loves when Jerma calls him his peanut butter chunky baby for like an hour

    • @Evasiv
      @Evasiv Рік тому

      @@PeptoAbismoli mean if jerma called me that id probably cum

  • @t4t4all
    @t4t4all Рік тому +710

    seeing jerma using the sandman and crit a cola is like witnessing an old dude with dimentia trying to find his 40 year old kid that he thinks is 2

    • @vroomkaboom108
      @vroomkaboom108 Рік тому +35

      *Witnessing how a real man does it

    • @alex.g7317
      @alex.g7317 Рік тому +6

      I don’t get the analogy? Is the Fritz-cola the two year old or is dementia the jerma?

    • @urbainleverrier1
      @urbainleverrier1 Рік тому

      @@alex.g7317 both

    • @JeffarryLounder
      @JeffarryLounder 11 місяців тому +6

      I miss the old sandman so much man. That was my favourite Scout melee and Valve went and nerfed it to hell.

    • @Ubercentraltf2
      @Ubercentraltf2 7 місяців тому +6

      @@alex.g7317Crita cola with sandman is the 2 year old. Jerma is the man with dementia. Because crita cola with sandman used to be really good, but it was nerfed into the ground. But Jerma played when it it was good.

  • @cat_enjoyner
    @cat_enjoyner Рік тому +838

    the old man yaoi is crazy

    • @Erblorg
      @Erblorg Рік тому +138

      Hey, they're still young
      in heart

    • @shevrett2658
      @shevrett2658 Рік тому +49

      Jerma x Star Jerma x Star
      Everybody wants to see this happen

    • @deliriouspenis
      @deliriouspenis Рік тому +2

      @@Erblorgi thought you said in heat (O_O)

    • @rrrrrrrrrr9354
      @rrrrrrrrrr9354 Рік тому +53

      old man yaoi commentary while playing old man yaoi game

    • @iatethecrayons
      @iatethecrayons 6 місяців тому +2

      @@rrrrrrrrrr9354 omg the flashbacks im having to the fanfictions ive read ster is eroding away at my sanity

  • @pat1509
    @pat1509 Рік тому +580

    HES IN HEAT TODAY

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal Рік тому +63

      wdym today???

    • @ralek592
      @ralek592 Рік тому

      Heavy is the head that wears the jizz

    • @naypinay
      @naypinay Рік тому +44

      hes in heat everyday bro

    • @herobrineharry7698
      @herobrineharry7698 Рік тому +4

      Humans don’t do that, what is he

    • @0x2480
      @0x2480 Рік тому +31

      @@herobrineharry7698 he's a creature

  • @thetrueinferno7993
    @thetrueinferno7993 Рік тому +377

    Gives a new meaning to 'trying to fuck with someone'

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 Рік тому +713

    Ster at this point should send Jerma "something special for someone special." It would 100% be worth the $100, haha.

    • @me-fp3cg
      @me-fp3cg Рік тому +45

      I thought this already happened

    • @naquan59
      @naquan59 Рік тому +15

      @@me-fp3cg I think ster did but it was for his friend mayla.

  • @Muukid
    @Muukid Рік тому +200

    Stervert trying HARD for that Jermussy

    • @pokemonduck
      @pokemonduck Рік тому +42

      cursed comment

    • @nono-oz4gv
      @nono-oz4gv 8 місяців тому +1

      @@pokemonduck you got any spare bleach?

    • @SwedishBroManDude
      @SwedishBroManDude 2 місяці тому

      @@nono-oz4gv Pass me some of that bleach, bro!

  • @JoNarDLoLz
    @JoNarDLoLz Рік тому +238

    I still remember Ster talking about how his goal whenever he plays with Jerma was to make him laugh as much as possible because that is the content.
    I'm glad that hasn't changed to this day.

  • @Kazuhira2249
    @Kazuhira2249 Рік тому +219

    the attractive streamer isnt even a joke its a fact

  • @coconuto7
    @coconuto7 Рік тому +128

    I got timed out for asking if Ster was in heat

  • @nickperkowski2407
    @nickperkowski2407 Рік тому +552

    The whole tickle thing with Ster is because feeling tickled is a reflex to get you to move and protect vulnerable parts of your body. He’s just describing his body’s defense mechanisms. Or he’s just being a Stervert using reverse psychology to get Jerma to come zickle him I dunno.

    • @CosmiKazie
      @CosmiKazie Рік тому +110

      i'm gonna go back in time and show this comment to george washington and history will change

    • @nikodemjelonek8420
      @nikodemjelonek8420 Рік тому +83

      "zickle him" fucking obliterated me

    • @CheeseYourself
      @CheeseYourself Рік тому +37

      zammer & zickle

    • @juicejooos
      @juicejooos Рік тому +10

      @@CheeseYourself zommunist

    • @PeptoAbismol
      @PeptoAbismol Рік тому +16

      ​@@CosmiKazie"What the fuck am I reading" -George Washington, 1776

  • @ShebbyYT
    @ShebbyYT Рік тому +80

    My favorite message after ster mentions the thigh measuring is "YOU NEED TO GO OFFLINE NOW!"

  • @SomeGuyWithAFace9
    @SomeGuyWithAFace9 Рік тому +213

    4:19 jerma really extended the olive branch and gave him an in with the "if your my friend and we're cuddling and you tickle me a little thats okay 😳" and ster IMMEDIATELY shot it down. Unbelievable how oblivious they both are to eachothers advances

    • @SomeGuyWithAFace9
      @SomeGuyWithAFace9 Рік тому +54

      wait. im a fool. it was reverse psychology. i would have fallen for it

    • @Roach_Dogg_JR
      @Roach_Dogg_JR Рік тому +37

      He also said “girlfriend” I think

    • @utes5532
      @utes5532 Рік тому +10

      He was talking about cuddling with a girlfriend

    • @boopbeep2310
      @boopbeep2310 Рік тому +47

      ​@@utes5532​ bold of you to assume he wouldn't call ster his girlfriend

  • @PKMNTrainerKelly
    @PKMNTrainerKelly Рік тому +45

    "say, jerma, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

  • @watpronouncedwot
    @watpronouncedwot Рік тому +419

    1:05 The thought of people in the future with Jerma’s DNA terrifies me

    • @iminumst7827
      @iminumst7827 Рік тому +38

      "DNA"

    • @watpronouncedwot
      @watpronouncedwot Рік тому +11

      idk shit about genetics dont be mean ;(

    • @blackballensns
      @blackballensns Рік тому +42

      girl jerma 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

    • @iminumst7827
      @iminumst7827 Рік тому +21

      @@watpronouncedwot you are assuming Jerma has genetics

    • @thesuperpunmaster6369
      @thesuperpunmaster6369 9 місяців тому

      thankfully, he isn't real, so he lacks DNA

  • @finnianheart
    @finnianheart Рік тому +379

    the girls need to put shock collars on these two during their collabs i stg 😭

    • @lemonpotioncastle
      @lemonpotioncastle Рік тому +56

      don't say that lmao

    • @BitspokesV2
      @BitspokesV2 Рік тому +166

      Ster wishes

    • @9600bauds
      @9600bauds Рік тому +87

      jerma shock jocking stream??

    • @keaton5101
      @keaton5101 Рік тому +33

      and what about the treat dispenser?? for when theyre good??

    • @puhpuh3037
      @puhpuh3037 Рік тому +46

      One of them would moan whenever he gets shocked

  • @min-sleep
    @min-sleep Рік тому +42

    1:59 he turns with the chat cats at the same time

  • @knatspray
    @knatspray Рік тому +30

    The way that Jerma stutters after saying “I think you’re pretty-“ is like when a character meets his crush in a cartoon.

  • @FeenieVonKarma
    @FeenieVonKarma Рік тому +57

    jerma trying desperately to compliment ster (but sounding like he's trying to compliment his son): "well you've been looking very physically fit lately, you're taking care of yourself...."
    ster: "I have NOT"
    LMAOOOOO

    • @yentamoon1808
      @yentamoon1808 2 місяці тому

      Meanwhile ster: does your chat ever let you know... that you're S E X Y

  • @de-ment
    @de-ment Рік тому +45

    everyonei's HUH'ing ster but i know EXACTLY what he means and I have that exact spot. it's like beyond tickling your entire body just jumps to the opposite direction

    • @JARGUN145
      @JARGUN145 Рік тому +4

      It’s like that area in the middle of the sides of your torso or at least that’s how I think it should be described. Something taps there and you just jolt, it happens sometimes and I realize “why did I do that”

    • @Wilbyheh
      @Wilbyheh Рік тому +12

      we get what he means but the way he introduces these topics is so random and out of place

    • @yentamoon1808
      @yentamoon1808 2 місяці тому

      Its around the obliques iirc

  • @dodsonboys
    @dodsonboys Рік тому +175

    Ster is just saying what we're all thinking, right?

  • @MicronOnline
    @MicronOnline Рік тому +39

    7:50 chat member Atomiiku says "cut bro's mic" That had me Laughing like woody woodpecker

  • @Euclid1
    @Euclid1 Рік тому +380

    Jerma breeding simulator

    • @mywaterco0lerromance
      @mywaterco0lerromance Рік тому +38

      a what now?

    • @Euclid1
      @Euclid1 Рік тому +77

      @@mywaterco0lerromance it's time to get freaky

    • @5ynthet1c
      @5ynthet1c Рік тому +74

      Why did you make this combination of words.

    • @minoxiothethird
      @minoxiothethird Рік тому +12

      ster be going for the morenatsu bad end

    • @GeeGe.
      @GeeGe. Рік тому +39

      You made me physically, audibly say "noooo" as an instinctive reflex

  • @icoffeebeen
    @icoffeebeen Рік тому +92

    sters whole big chunky thing just proves that hes the straight version of a bear

    • @Hazztech
      @Hazztech Рік тому +3

      Daddy ster uwu.....

    • @erinys2
      @erinys2 8 місяців тому +13

      straight version of a bear😭

    • @elise4773
      @elise4773 8 місяців тому +7

      straight?

    • @icoffeebeen
      @icoffeebeen 8 місяців тому +13

      @@elise4773 ur right, my bad. there is nothing heterosexual about this man

  • @saintbeau2779
    @saintbeau2779 Рік тому +80

    ster was on stream a few days before this one saying that he was gonna prank jerma by laying eggs all over his house without telling him. i'd imagine they'd hatch into ster juniors, much like cell juniors from dragon ball z

  • @Destical
    @Destical Рік тому +46

    HES A STERVERT OR ZEAXUAL ADVANCE GODDESS

  • @MusashiW-ec2yn
    @MusashiW-ec2yn Рік тому +102

    what would also be funny if Ster kept a catboy Jerma picture on his phone or on his pc at all times, for lore reasons.

  • @clumsysilence
    @clumsysilence Рік тому +49

    I'm just saying that if one of my friends talked to me how ster talks to jerma I would probably fall in love with them

    • @kR-qj7rw
      @kR-qj7rw Рік тому +15

      Id be like these guy wants to breed me holy shit

    • @ffff-od3jb
      @ffff-od3jb 7 місяців тому +3

      hey babes

  • @legorovers9838
    @legorovers9838 Рік тому +17

    someone said bimbo conversation

  • @chessterstone
    @chessterstone Рік тому +36

    I see ster never gave up on the gay chicken challenge after all these years

  • @spacepopefrances
    @spacepopefrances Рік тому +97

    The only thing funnier than Ster constantly flirting with Jerma is that it works.

  • @hedgehog.of.cydonia
    @hedgehog.of.cydonia Рік тому +47

    my jaw dropped, when Ster suddenly said about doing push-ups 👀

  • @M4ck_.
    @M4ck_. Рік тому +19

    0:31 jerma gets flustered when man compliments him

  • @comicstanz2990
    @comicstanz2990 Рік тому +142

    Someone NEEDS to make a compilation titled “ster being an absolute goddamn stervert for 15 minutes straight” because every single time jerma and ster stream together ster acts like this and i love it

    • @bloodslushies
      @bloodslushies Рік тому +9

      Ster making jerma uncomfortable for 10 minute straight by arson 🫡 got every time ster acts like this

  • @bugdomrulez
    @bugdomrulez Рік тому +12

    "idk" "what do you mean you dont know, it was your answer" about tickling made me fucking die for some reason

  • @humanharddrive1
    @humanharddrive1 Рік тому +7

    one guy in chat be like "Jerma use the Liberty Launcher on Engineer please"

  • @DerpScout
    @DerpScout Рік тому +83

    Gamer Thighs

  • @Jack-vx5ge
    @Jack-vx5ge Рік тому +36

    he was so zorny this stream

  • @hevoo
    @hevoo Рік тому +19

    Absolutely unhinged title. I love it.
    [Edit] Never mind, the title is pretty fair.

  • @brzk_
    @brzk_ Рік тому +13

    it makes me soooo happy just seeing these two in a call and talking and having fun. feel like a lost part of my past has been revived and retored

  • @goatonatree1062
    @goatonatree1062 Рік тому +63

    Making me even happier

  • @ArdaCoffeeBean
    @ArdaCoffeeBean Рік тому +12

    "DIVORCE STREAM WHEN" I'm crying

  • @JoNarDLoLz
    @JoNarDLoLz Рік тому +68

    The fact both ster and Jerma now has the "barely audible wife/gf laugh track" on their streams is very cute 💕
    Not as cute as these flirtatious old men.

  • @ReifinDFanchon
    @ReifinDFanchon Рік тому +9

    Every time Ster talks, there is 50% chance for his word to have Charm status effect on it.

  • @Alexshmalexx
    @Alexshmalexx Рік тому +109

    Really goes to show that just one day of tf2 can make you gay….

    • @TimBagels
      @TimBagels Рік тому +16

      TF2 is just male Touhou. Every player, every character, is gay. Fact.

  • @pacowallochenkenrick
    @pacowallochenkenrick Рік тому +20

    Bro after that “responsibility of a 10” comment the vid title should be “while Stervert zexually harasses him”

  • @Dyezerify
    @Dyezerify Рік тому +61

    aw man, where's the "push-ups" bit?

  • @iatethecrayons
    @iatethecrayons 6 місяців тому +4

    Ive stolen some ster rizz lines and used them on my husband ("its the responsibility of a 10 to reproduce"). Great results.

    • @Austrveg
      @Austrveg 19 днів тому

      goodluck on the pregnancy🎉

  • @Blap7
    @Blap7 Рік тому +31

    mega gayge lmao, love their dynamic

  • @Megamon0001
    @Megamon0001 Рік тому +8

    Ster and Jerma are like an old married couple that are sitting on their porch on a summer day on two rocking chairs drinking sweet tea

  • @catke590
    @catke590 Рік тому +25

    Let's continue.

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 Рік тому +8

    Ster is trying to get back with jerma after the gamer divorce

  • @AnyHeroBlake
    @AnyHeroBlake 4 місяці тому +1

    The silence after “he’s seen it”

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 Рік тому +7

    Obviously ster has watched unedited andy MULTIPLE times

  • @enemyghost2170
    @enemyghost2170 Рік тому +9

    This is just how girl friends talk

  • @vinedux
    @vinedux 8 місяців тому +4

    i feel like if jerma was into men and single, ster would seriously be into him

  • @JayseeYT
    @JayseeYT Рік тому +57

    when did jerma become the voice of reason between these two???

    • @pokemonduck
      @pokemonduck Рік тому +17

      always has been

    • @StitchPen
      @StitchPen Рік тому +10

      Jerma's brain reset back to his early 2010's version, so he gained a stance in the situation.

    • @JayseeYT
      @JayseeYT Рік тому +6

      @@pokemonduck someone needs to watch jerma is mad

  • @thanruto
    @thanruto Рік тому +9

    starting the video with numerous D: in chat is scary

  • @lakeofire77
    @lakeofire77 Рік тому +5

    dude this is kinda freaking me out, this is how me and bestfriend interact all the time

  • @dav786
    @dav786 Рік тому +5

    2:16 perfect timing soldier laugh

  • @furiousmagician5912
    @furiousmagician5912 Рік тому +25

    STOP CALLING THEM OLD MAN YAOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE MIDDLE AGED MAN YAOI AT BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @nerijustrainovicius165
    @nerijustrainovicius165 Рік тому +3

    the tickle tell is a life changer

  • @Mizziri
    @Mizziri Рік тому +38

    i have NEVER seen jerma make a face anything like 2:22, what the fuck

  • @sharpshot404
    @sharpshot404 Рік тому +3

    You left out the push-up kissing

  • @BOOMDIGIDYable
    @BOOMDIGIDYable Рік тому +3

    I thought they were talking about being pickled for a solid few mins

  • @GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub
    @GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub Рік тому +4

    jerma's in the mood for star muah muah

  • @DanielEhlmann
    @DanielEhlmann Рік тому +4

    They ain’t dodging the accusations after this one.

  • @afif1797
    @afif1797 Рік тому +33

    this somehow become gay in the middle

    • @mezma4886
      @mezma4886 Рік тому

      Kinda like Malcolm in the middle but it's jerma in the middle

  • @fox-dies
    @fox-dies Рік тому +5

    god ok i know ster likes to mess w jeremy and make him uncomfortable w the flirting but i didnt realize how straight forward this one would be

  • @birdflox1337
    @birdflox1337 Рік тому +18

    4:20 what in god's name does this mean

  • @majinlilkek4367
    @majinlilkek4367 9 місяців тому +1

    I love that the camera is so bad in this video

  • @lukijez
    @lukijez Рік тому +9

    Stergenics

  • @Darumaster
    @Darumaster Рік тому +11

    I'm glad sterma is alive and healthy after all these years

  • @w0bw0b
    @w0bw0b Рік тому +2

    Ster sounds like jerma doing a funny voice

  • @rodanandme
    @rodanandme Рік тому +1

    *cat turning its head back and forth*

  • @beepbow8444
    @beepbow8444 Рік тому +4

    Ster tickle sensation is so real and fucked up I hate how it feels so much.
    One time some stranger brushed by me and I flinched so hard that they got freaked out 😭 Don't touch me 🫶

  • @mrbones9332
    @mrbones9332 Рік тому +1

    "actual pissing match"
    only on Jerma985

  • @Tiny-xbx
    @Tiny-xbx Місяць тому

    We just watched like their first date

  • @rintezuka1
    @rintezuka1 Рік тому +1

    Spy sappin' mah sentry - jerma

  • @KumaPaws376
    @KumaPaws376 Рік тому +3

    I also have Hip sensitivity, where I spasm when touched right on the hip

  • @goosiegoose2005
    @goosiegoose2005 5 місяців тому

    0:29 the stervert speaks genuine FACTS

  • @BERTYTH3P0NY
    @BERTYTH3P0NY Рік тому +1

    Any 4 year old child has figured out that you can't tickle yourself.

  • @TheEddGould
    @TheEddGould Рік тому +8

    their dynamic is fucking incredible tbh

  • @JonBWinston
    @JonBWinston Рік тому +10

    judging by these comments we have progressed so far as a community, im so proud

  • @rahulgomes6488
    @rahulgomes6488 Рік тому +10

    pleaseeee upload more
    it's so nice to see them together again :3

  • @letmeshowumypkmn
    @letmeshowumypkmn Рік тому +4

    what is it about jerma that makes people get really gay without him even trying

  • @No_Life_Alex
    @No_Life_Alex 9 місяців тому

    the tickle thing might've been the funniest thing I saw live

  • @Macc985
    @Macc985 Рік тому +4

    hes trying so hard

  • @evelynmeenan2608
    @evelynmeenan2608 Рік тому +1

    he's right though, jerma is a 10/10

  • @der_sandler
    @der_sandler Рік тому +9

    Its funny how ster being unnecessarily zesty is even annoying Jerma at this point.

  • @ouwle6618
    @ouwle6618 Рік тому

    Holly you better watch out of the Stervert!

  • @pole8740
    @pole8740 Рік тому +5

    mpreg jerma

  • @FeenieVonKarma
    @FeenieVonKarma Рік тому +1

    I love how fucking BAFFLED Jerma is by all of ster's antics 😂
    Okay cracking up at them comparing "star" signs bc my parents are Leo and Virgo, and they been married for a good few fucking decades.... I'm JUST saying

  • @PrincessBabyAqua
    @PrincessBabyAqua Рік тому

    I think jerma might have dementia and that's why he's saying this stuff 😅

  • @Revtheoryhellyeah
    @Revtheoryhellyeah Рік тому +1

    Most out of character star has ever been