Let me tell you from experience, the joy when I found out it was dignan who kidnapped, blindfolded and covered me in butter was insane. It was a spiritual experience
Dignan once broke into my house at night dressed like Jack Sparrow but with crocs instead of boots. He sat on my chest and whispered sweet nothings while making unflinching eye contact. Friendliest sleep paralysis demon I've ever had. Five stars.
The only one I got was "On Sight" by Ye formerly known as Kanye West. Last year I was in his top .5% of listeners on Spotify so it makes sense why I got it right away. I'm very well versed in his art, however contrary to popular belief I don't actually know him in person.
i somehow got “bad habit,” by steve lacy. i love that guy. love his music, his new album, been binging it since it came out! however, i must say, i actually do not know him personally
I was talking to my girlfriend the other day when she told me there’s something we need to talk about. She quickly sat me down and said “I let diggy hit” I was immediately overcome by a wave of joy as I was in the presence of someone who has met the great dignan. She was later found dead in the side of a ditch in Oklahoma.
One of the greatest episodes, the range is crazy in this one. Dignan has done nothing wrong to me and I wish him a prosperous future. He is not forcing me to say this.
Who else loves watching H-Mind while baked lol... I have a calculous teacher who looks exactly like Dignan and I assumed it was a coincidence until one day after I finished a test I saw him staring at me with a look of pure disgust, as though looking through my soul. The next day I woke up to him making french toast in my kitchen and he introduced himself as my Grandma's new boyfriend. My life has become a living nightmare.
5:51 this whole bit was unintentionally an excellent critique on humanity’s disconnect about animal abuse not being wrong as long as we’re eating them lol
A large part of me thought Riley may be going bald underneath those hats he never takes off. I hadn’t realized he has such beautiful locks with a hairline more intact than my male dog.
I loved Dignan’s impressive camera presence in this video! I still remember the first night I met him, when he was breaking into my house with Jimmy Fallon and Ed Sheeran. We talked for hours about the beauty of horse racing to the death, and the exquisite art of rabbit fighting. I’ll never forget how he stabbed me thrice and whisked me away in his van🥹
For anyone wondering what Riley said in the beginning: I wish Graydon was here instead of Dignan And obviously because he said it in reverse Dignan couldn’t hear it
I loved this episode! You guys are my favorite couple on UA-cam! I don’t know you guys personally though I just know the videos. I DID NOT burn down the elementary school in Wamego, Kansas in 1988.
In 2005 Dan Marino fathered a child out of wedlock with a coworker at nbc. The husband of the woman he had the child with is dignan. Glad he could put that behind him and grow close with his son’s real father
Why does Dignan always compare himself to Graydon, I get it you’re both co hosts of this show but you’ve got to have confidence that you also add your own thing to this show 🙏🙏 you’re loved Dignan
Dignan really went wild this episode, but I must admit I can’t forgive him for that one time he killed my roommate and wore his skin like a costume for Halloween. Next time I would do it a little more ahead of time so the skin can start to deteriorate and you don’t just look like a normal guy.
This is going to look like a joke comment, but my mom deadass knocked a giant Christmas tree over on Dan Marino back in the 80s at a Christmas party in Miami when she did construction coordinating because the tree got caught on her dress
@@HIVEMINDTV when i say giant i don’t mean giant like he was injured - but it was tall enough to 1 cause a scene and 2 traumatize him enough to remember her every time he saw her after
Being from Jupiter florida i think that it’s amazing dignan knows abt this town. I think he’s responsible for the town hall shooting that killed 732 orphans.
I literally was watching one of your new videos today and I was like when will dignan be coming back 😟 and today is the day diggys back!! Nice too see you again man last time I saw you we were in Paris chillin on the tip of the Eiffel Tower discussing our most recent victims good times good times :)
Dignans performance in this episode is spectacular! it kinda reminds me of the time he took me to universal studios and we rode the shrek ride 3 1/2 times and then proceeded to spend the rest of the day searching the stores for donkey flavored lollipops. We ended up settling for pinnochio flavored.
I love this channel so much! Genuinely brings me so so much joy every time i watch them. Keep up the good work :). I’m not sure how Dignan escaped my basement but i will find, and i will take you again. If it’s the last thing i do.
Nothing like watching new hivemind to get in the mood to kidnap a family’s only child to cause them indescribable, irreversible pain and heartache. Thanks hivemind
The chemistry between these two guys is so amazing and this video makes me laugh, really helps me get my mind off of murdering a family of 4 in Bolivia back in ‘97
When I started watching this video while in a car dignan got in a head on collision with me. He said it was an accident and the rain made his car spin out, but I know he did it on purpose. He did whisper in my ear "this is a stunt to advertise my new video with 32,000 bits." So I'm guessing he just wanted me to make sure I watched it
i cant believe i got 7 of them, and three of the ones i didnt get ive never even heard before. this shit was hilarious, thank yall for this episode. wish i could be as thankful for dignan burning down that library last year that i loved going to, but i cant sadly
The Nathan Fielder reference in this episode made me very happy. Dignan please give me back my Atari 2600 that you stole from me when we had a sleepover in '83.
i feel like riley just wanted to say “black skinhead” without being canceled but he knew it was kanye so by getting the artist correct it would remove the conspiracy theory that is actually true and not a conspiracy theory because riley is actually racist
I got every song that I’ve played right. In 2008 I accidentally killed a man outside a bar in North Dakota. Since then i have killed 3 more people, hiding all of them in lakes and rivers.
DJ Grant's laugh in this one is substantially more villainous than usual, he gets too much satisfaction out of tricking these boys
Lol yeah
Yowzer, hit em’ with the “these boys”
This was easily one of the funniest and most interesting episodes in recent memory. Instant classic. Dignan was in RARE form with the bits
I think you forgot to admit to committing to a crime
@@iansee3463 I know right!?!? I killed a caterpillar
coming back to this video and its crazy how many killer bits they had this episode
Let me tell you from experience, the joy when I found out it was dignan who kidnapped, blindfolded and covered me in butter was insane. It was a spiritual experience
wait waht
@@Rileybaxter515 u heard him
@Power Knights I don’t see waht is confusing about that, makes sense to me, I’ve experienced the same thing, stop victim blaming bro
Dignan once broke into my house at night dressed like Jack Sparrow but with crocs instead of boots. He sat on my chest and whispered sweet nothings while making unflinching eye contact. Friendliest sleep paralysis demon I've ever had. Five stars.
Waht
I’ve actually had sleep paralysis like that with a little gremlin looking demon thingy
@@justinhale1886 OH MY GOD
Five stars out of 12
@@Rileybaxter515
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i got zero right!! i would like to thank hivemind for this incredible opportunity. im so blessed
The only one I got was "On Sight" by Ye formerly known as Kanye West. Last year I was in his top .5% of listeners on Spotify so it makes sense why I got it right away. I'm very well versed in his art, however contrary to popular belief I don't actually know him in person.
i legit can’t tell if this is satire or not
You'd have to be an extreme person to be in Ye's top .5% listeners. His cult runs deep that must be like all you do
i somehow got “bad habit,” by steve lacy. i love that guy. love his music, his new album, been binging it since it came out! however, i must say, i actually do not know him personally
Nice pfp
Edit * I also got the Yung Gravy song, but I actually do know him personally. I once shared a lunchable with him under candlelight.
WHY ISNT ANYONE TALKING ABOUT RILEY’s STOMACH TATTOO
I was talking to my girlfriend the other day when she told me there’s something we need to talk about. She quickly sat me down and said “I let diggy hit” I was immediately overcome by a wave of joy as I was in the presence of someone who has met the great dignan. She was later found dead in the side of a ditch in Oklahoma.
Ayo wait-😭
This comment is art
Love this
LMAO
i'm also dead 🤣🤣💀💀
dignans bits are getting more refined and perfect tbh
The bit with Trump trauma dumping is one of my favorite bits now
One of the greatest episodes, the range is crazy in this one. Dignan has done nothing wrong to me and I wish him a prosperous future. He is not forcing me to say this.
I legitimately don't know how this channel keeps getting better. This might have been the funniest episode yet.
Hivemind is really just Good Mythical Morning, but experimental
Hip hop Young blood GMM
Bro that’s what I always thought when I first started watching them. New gen gmm
LOL
i think this goes down as one of the funniest hivemind episodes of all time the banter was s tier
Was anyone else confused by riley's belly dolphin tattoo?!?
I never knew he had that 😂 seems so random
i'm happy dignan found a new friend and definitely believe him. when has he ever lied?
Who else loves watching H-Mind while baked lol... I have a calculous teacher who looks exactly like Dignan and I assumed it was a coincidence until one day after I finished a test I saw him staring at me with a look of pure disgust, as though looking through my soul. The next day I woke up to him making french toast in my kitchen and he introduced himself as my Grandma's new boyfriend. My life has become a living nightmare.
I would say I’m a fan of Dignan, despite not knowing him personally
Wow it's wild that they had to cut out Riley's britney impression at 21:53 because it was so accurate that it got copyright claimed
honestly, the silence when Riley is singing Britney Spears makes it so much better
Actually broke for once at “what would happen if the world went total xanarchy?” I can’t believe diggy got me
5:51 this whole bit was unintentionally an excellent critique on humanity’s disconnect about animal abuse not being wrong as long as we’re eating them lol
How is this the first time I’m seeing Riley’s dolphin tattoo
A large part of me thought Riley may be going bald underneath those hats he never takes off. I hadn’t realized he has such beautiful locks with a hairline more intact than my male dog.
Dignan clearly had one too many missippi hickory sticks before this one
I loved Dignan’s impressive camera presence in this video! I still remember the first night I met him, when he was breaking into my house with Jimmy Fallon and Ed Sheeran. We talked for hours about the beauty of horse racing to the death, and the exquisite art of rabbit fighting. I’ll never forget how he stabbed me thrice and whisked me away in his van🥹
For anyone wondering what Riley said in the beginning:
I wish Graydon was here instead of Dignan
And obviously because he said it in reverse Dignan couldn’t hear it
I loved this episode! You guys are my favorite couple on UA-cam! I don’t know you guys personally though I just know the videos. I DID NOT burn down the elementary school in Wamego, Kansas in 1988.
“you act like a stuffed moose sometimes”
*camera pan to the stuffed moose my phone is leaning against while watching*
Great video guys! Can't wait for the next episode, "Guess the family Dignan mudered by their screams"!
I hate when the copyright takes the music out of some parts! The silence in the video allows me to hear the voices again!
The Dignan bits were on point in this episode
Seriously, the improv skills were something to behold here
This was class. The Domi and JD Beck guess was heavy. Dignan is like a good Tim Robinson sketch is happening all the time.
This episode is an instant classic I swear, Dignan’s bits were spectacular
Dignan definitely coming off a WILD coke-ed out night with Dan Marino, straight up loses his will to live half way through
For anyone wondering, during the reversed part at the beginning Riley says “Today, Pearl Harbor was an inside job”
In 2005 Dan Marino fathered a child out of wedlock with a coworker at nbc. The husband of the woman he had the child with is dignan. Glad he could put that behind him and grow close with his son’s real father
Dan Marino? My father?
For some reason this is one of the best Hivemind videos of all time and I don’t know why
4467 Bloody Mary avenue. The fabled address that dignan saw my sister Melissa on January 5th last year. I love hivemind, keep it up!
It’s crazy to believe that dignan has time to record these videos in between his training. Can’t wait for when he is the first man on mars. Go Diggy!
Why does Dignan always compare himself to Graydon, I get it you’re both co hosts of this show but you’ve got to have confidence that you also add your own thing to this show 🙏🙏 you’re loved Dignan
i love how dignan has become a normal part of the hivemind show
now that im done sucking up, please give back my family
also, you grow beats in a sound garden
Guess the song from the muted audio
Already did it
Dignan really went wild this episode, but I must admit I can’t forgive him for that one time he killed my roommate and wore his skin like a costume for Halloween. Next time I would do it a little more ahead of time so the skin can start to deteriorate and you don’t just look like a normal guy.
This is going to look like a joke comment, but my mom deadass knocked a giant Christmas tree over on Dan Marino back in the 80s at a Christmas party in Miami when she did construction coordinating because the tree got caught on her dress
WHAT
@@HIVEMINDTV when i say giant i don’t mean giant like he was injured - but it was tall enough to 1 cause a scene and 2 traumatize him enough to remember her every time he saw her after
Being from Jupiter florida i think that it’s amazing dignan knows abt this town. I think he’s responsible for the town hall shooting that killed 732 orphans.
Riley and Diggy go together like peanut butter and the heinous acts I partook in while intoxicated in Carson City in 1984
This whole episode was Dignan trying to gaslight everyone around him but the only person he was gaslighting….
Were the friends we made along the way
15:34 ik why Riley wears a hat now he looks like the ceo of the air company in the lorax movie
4,467
you know where to send the bloody marys
I literally was watching one of your new videos today and I was like when will dignan be coming back 😟 and today is the day diggys back!! Nice too see you again man last time I saw you we were in Paris chillin on the tip of the Eiffel Tower discussing our most recent victims good times good times :)
Dignans performance in this episode is spectacular! it kinda reminds me of the time he took me to universal studios and we rode the shrek ride 3 1/2 times and then proceeded to spend the rest of the day searching the stores for donkey flavored lollipops. We ended up settling for pinnochio flavored.
This is one of the best videos on the internet
not even joking this and the starting 5s episode are the two funniest hivemind episodes yet
You all should really do an episode where it’s “guess the song” but really simple and only accepting dignan’s answers
I love this channel so much! Genuinely brings me so so much joy every time i watch them. Keep up the good work :). I’m not sure how Dignan escaped my basement but i will find, and i will take you again. If it’s the last thing i do.
I literally screamed out loud when I guessed the first one correctly, I feel like this is gonna be a real difficult one
Mostly because the og sample is reversed already. Good guess!
I got the yung gravy one immediately and I was so pleased with myself
Tbf I have been blasting it constantly so
Nothing like watching new hivemind to get in the mood to kidnap a family’s only child to cause them indescribable, irreversible pain and heartache. Thanks hivemind
I feel like you are hiding a dark secret. I’m an empath. Wish I knew what you were hiding though.
DIGNAN NOT ANSWERING IS JUST 🤯
watching random old hivemind videos is so awesome, you never know which top tier bits are hidden inside
I may have cheated this episode by reversing the video… 😉 However, halfway through the video, I did hear Dignan perform a Satanic Ritual 😅
It feels wrong to see Riley without his iconic hat.
looks like you two are having so much fun ! Keep it up !
The chemistry between these two guys is so amazing and this video makes me laugh, really helps me get my mind off of murdering a family of 4 in Bolivia back in ‘97
4467 hahaha DIGGY! i hope you bring over that CRAZY axolotl you had....
awesome that dj grant chose runner!!! i got introduced to alex g last year and he's now my most listened to artist it's crazy
It’s mind blowing that I live in the area these dudes grew up. Shout out the extra terrestrial pier one imports in Sylvania, OH
When I started watching this video while in a car dignan got in a head on collision with me. He said it was an accident and the rain made his car spin out, but I know he did it on purpose. He did whisper in my ear "this is a stunt to advertise my new video with 32,000 bits." So I'm guessing he just wanted me to make sure I watched it
you guys never fail to make me laugh unlike when i failed to yield to a 7 year old crossing the street while i was drunk driving
there’s a slow devolution into insanity in this episode that is really good. Big fan 👍
dignan on rare form today
i cant believe i got 7 of them, and three of the ones i didnt get ive never even heard before. this shit was hilarious, thank yall for this episode. wish i could be as thankful for dignan burning down that library last year that i loved going to, but i cant sadly
you guys should rank the best beat switches of all time
I’m guessing this video hat 32,000 bits
dignan skinned my mother alive in front of me and forced me to eat expired spaghetti-o's . i love hive mind
15:32 COACH STEVE FROM BIG MOUTH WHO?!?!
wait that advice dignan gave was actually really good
The Nathan Fielder reference in this episode made me very happy.
Dignan please give me back my Atari 2600 that you stole from me when we had a sleepover in '83.
i feel like riley just wanted to say “black skinhead” without being canceled but he knew it was kanye so by getting the artist correct it would remove the conspiracy theory that is actually true and not a conspiracy theory because riley is actually racist
when you reverse the reversed intro Riley says “the curse approacheth, don’t trust Dignan.” I wonder what he meant by that :)
this might be the greatest hivemind video of all time
god i would love to eat a skittle hotdog and take a bath with god
The trippie redd one sounded exactly like I found a whistle by MGMT
goated song
8:20 sounds exactly like Bubbles Buried in this Jungle by Death Grips
Dignan woke up feeling extra comedic
Dignan please stop bowling in my backyard. I tell him it’s not an alley all the time it’s ridiculous
this was probably one of the funniest vid y’all have ever recorded
this is easily one of the funniest hivemind episodes
i was joking on the last video this is your new best video
You can tell dignan actually got mad over the 50 song by Riley's reaction that's the first time I've seen him break character like that
for 1 million we need a dignan vs. graydon game
I got every song that I’ve played right. In 2008 I accidentally killed a man outside a bar in North Dakota. Since then i have killed 3 more people, hiding all of them in lakes and rivers.
Now I want to do a Mississippi Hickory Stick
DJ grant do a reversed audio but only choose songs where the audio is already reversed and reverse it back
4467
Can’t put the address here because the police have been tracking my every move since 2007
Getting the seinfeld op right is one of my proudest moments
HAHSHAHAGAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
The old video machine produced a good hivemind video this week, I’m rather grateful. I ate my own arm in the womb.
“it’s a compound word”
- Dignan 2022
Instant Hivemind classic
watching on 2x speed makes the bits even more hilarious
Diggy and Reilly give Cartman and Kenny vibes respectively.
None of them are fat they cant be cartman
Y’all gotta do some drawing content with Riley showing off his skills