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  • @mibirdai
    @mibirdai 2 місяці тому +137

    I need to rant about the emu war, it's my legacy as an Australian. It all started after the first world war (no i am not kidding). Once the war was over and the recruits returned to australia, they had no jobs, homes or life to return too. All the previous jobs they left behind had to be filled otherwise the market would crash and their homes were either too expensive to own or flat out removed/already sold to another family. To try and remedy this, the Australian government opened massive plots of farmland for soldiers to own and care for. This was great and all, until the emus attacked. The oncoming depression was around the corner and government officials made promises they wouldnt keep - this angered the veterans for very obvious reasons - they went on strike and refused to harvest their crops tanking the wheat stock market. But with all this grain sitting around and no where else for it to go, most of the fields just sat there. A free buffet to these birds. Now, a fun fact about emus. Their top speed is 50/kmh. That with their added weight of around 35kg and their need to stay in groups, meant they had very easy access to these farms with very weak fences. Soon enough, emus desecrated the crops and fences. and what was left behind was eaten by smaller prey (like wild rabbits and hares). The local farmers saw issue to this, because even if they didnt do their jobs, they still needed their crops. So they sent report to the (useless) government who tried to fixe this issue with a gun and cameras... yes, cameras. With everyone going through the great depression, they saw this protentional culling of emus to be a great source of entertainment. I dont know why either, maybe to feel power? but instead of filming a winning fight, they caught a tragic loss. We now return to EMU FUN FACTS: Most of the emus body is made up of its many plums of feathers. This plum is so thick that it acted as a shield to bullets. As well as this, most of the emus important internal organs such as the heart or lungs are placed deep inside the bird. meaning that if you hit its body it wouldnt die either way, not instantly like they expected. It was recorded that a man on the ground said that the only way you could kill these birds was by either shooting it through its open mouth, or through the back of the head. These birds are RELENTLESS, they are IMPOSSIBLE to kill and worst of all. THEY. ARE. SMART. Emus migrate in large groups, not just for family. but for survival. They commonly have the largest bird of the group (standing at nearly 6') keep watch while the others graze. When it spots danger, it calls to the others and they run for it. So theres no chance of sneaking up on these birds (once again, i refer to the top speed of 50/kmh). It got so bad that it resulted in the idea of WELDING A MACHINE GUN TO THE TOP OF A UTE. AGAIN. IM NOT KIDDING, THERES PHOTOS. yet STILL these emus just wouldnt die! They would waste HUNDREDS of rounds of ammunition in hopes to kill only a few! In a report, it was noted down that it would take 10 rounds per confirmed kill. Thats over 9,860 rounds of ammo, for only 986 dead emus. (These guys were only totaling 100 fatalities per week if they were lucky). The man of the hour was Major Meredith, who stepped in to try and command this war. He would go down in our history as a valiant warrior who dared to kill the impossible. And he finished it with a quote truly identifying the horror of these birds- "If we had a millitary division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the real world... they can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks".
    The war ended only two months after the campaign was made official. It lasted from november to december 1932. Only a total of 986 birds were killed in what couldve been thousands. But the wheat was ultimately saved. The legacy of this war wouldnt go down in official history books. But it was remembered through a MUSICAL STAGEPLAY, that opened in melbourne 2019. Before becoming an action comedy film simply titled 'The emu war' that premiered at monster fest 2023. This comment was written by memory, but I implore you look into this historical, royal fuck up. And nightmare of life.

    • @ToonukiLab
      @ToonukiLab  2 місяці тому +54

      Holy shit

    • @mibirdai
      @mibirdai 2 місяці тому +15

      @@ToonukiLab don’t get me fucking started-

    • @ULinkOtaku
      @ULinkOtaku 2 місяці тому +6

      This is beautiful, what a way to raise awareness.

    • @random_dragon
      @random_dragon Місяць тому +6

      @@ToonukiLab appropriate response

  • @ActuallyRea
    @ActuallyRea 2 місяці тому +302

    The Emus never lose!!!

    • @lupisvulpix
      @lupisvulpix 2 місяці тому +5

      Fr fr emus are elite and capitalism is sexy

    • @Teomaniac
      @Teomaniac 2 місяці тому +2

      Lolol

    • @Quarataia
      @Quarataia 2 місяці тому +2

      Not in Brazil.

    • @DLR-k2k
      @DLR-k2k 2 місяці тому

      Bro is Ivan just dead on the channel now

    • @rachellightcap1325
      @rachellightcap1325 2 місяці тому

      Wonderhoy

  • @DanBTD
    @DanBTD 2 місяці тому +119

    Little known fact; CEO actually means Circle eToons Offical

  • @matthewmccoyd2578
    @matthewmccoyd2578 2 місяці тому +30

    See, Hollywood? THESE are the sorts of remakes that you should be prioritizing.

  • @farpopcorn1565
    @farpopcorn1565 2 місяці тому +48

    I love how when circle announced the multiple colors thing kappa was suffering while June was having the time of her life

  • @randomchiz
    @randomchiz 2 місяці тому +46

    "[JUNE]lia, is this BLENDER?"

    • @RedCloudfield
      @RedCloudfield Місяць тому +8

      i love me some drawfee references in the wild

  • @iloveoldmanyaoi1
    @iloveoldmanyaoi1 2 місяці тому +27

    WHY IS CIRCLE'S LAUGH SO CONTAGIOUS

  • @RyJones
    @RyJones Місяць тому +5

    That stingray was in Irwin’s heart, too.

  • @anxioussquiddy
    @anxioussquiddy 2 місяці тому +48

    JUNE GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!!!!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 DONT GO ON STRIKE

  • @DaybyDayCreates
    @DaybyDayCreates 2 місяці тому +8

    i love how toonuki lab has lore. its subtle but its an overarching story for sure

  • @PurpulPancakes
    @PurpulPancakes 2 місяці тому +2

    these videos always have me cracking up, the improv jokes thrown onto the wacky combos are always such a joy to watch!!

  • @SunnylovesElTigre
    @SunnylovesElTigre Місяць тому +1

    Did you Know That A Nickelodeon show called “El Tigre: The adventures of Manny Rivera” got his Video game on 2008, it’s Only on the PS2 and DS but with Slighty Different Changes
    Because I want this Game to be on the next Part of the Video

  • @KulFox
    @KulFox 2 місяці тому +4

    Ok hear me out, untitled goose game but it’s Emus set in the world of Bluey

  • @Olivia-pj9wy
    @Olivia-pj9wy 2 місяці тому +3

    Game crunch just to get delayed is too real, noooooo

  • @danielstokes2127
    @danielstokes2127 2 місяці тому +8

    As someone who has no clue who Travis scot is I loved this!
    June counting to keep track is really funny!

  • @De_an
    @De_an Місяць тому +1

    7:19 Is that some Time Trax (Genesis) I'm hearing in the background? Hell yeah.

  • @NeoCupheadandRackytheRat
    @NeoCupheadandRackytheRat 2 місяці тому +14

    I wonder if the character selection voice actor can say anyones names, if it does requests like this then that'd be amazing, but if not then its cool either way!

  • @xisipstea
    @xisipstea 2 місяці тому +46

    Ong we’re being fed

    • @ToonukiLab
      @ToonukiLab  2 місяці тому +15

      Not sure why but your art was glitching out. Weird.

    • @xisipstea
      @xisipstea 2 місяці тому +6

      @@ToonukiLab average toonuki scuff

  • @thebababooey2723
    @thebababooey2723 2 місяці тому +33

    Damnit I miss you my glorious king Ivan 😭

    • @MxMothra
      @MxMothra 2 місяці тому +7

      Who? There’s never been anyone called that here.

    • @random_dragon
      @random_dragon 2 місяці тому +4

      Who's Ivan? That name never existed here.

    • @yaoimafia
      @yaoimafia Місяць тому

      who?

    • @KuysKJTV
      @KuysKJTV Місяць тому +1

      Agree with you, pal. Didn't watch it during the premiere so i'm kind of safe.

  • @PuntasticArtist
    @PuntasticArtist 2 місяці тому +3

    if there was a genshin impact bluey game, i would go broke

  • @masterjoseph25
    @masterjoseph25 12 днів тому

    CEO Stands for CirclEToOns HD.

  • @Coopmaster0
    @Coopmaster0 2 місяці тому

    I love the Mario water. Really keeps the ideas flowing.

  • @creativeandfunnyname3744
    @creativeandfunnyname3744 2 місяці тому +4

    These new episodes have been great, but fuck I miss Ivan. Still mourning the loss of Recreyo, now he's gone here too.

  • @JogoDetonado
    @JogoDetonado 3 години тому

    wow, Cel Shock, here you are...

  • @durandal_273
    @durandal_273 2 місяці тому +1

    i NEED to know what the other options were

  • @krizeros
    @krizeros 2 місяці тому +1

    i liked the part where they drew

  • @Ghostman-x6u
    @Ghostman-x6u 2 місяці тому +6

    Hmm.. something's missing..

  • @the.camimations
    @the.camimations 2 місяці тому +2

    IM READY FOR PEAK!!

  • @HorridMEATsale
    @HorridMEATsale 2 місяці тому +4

    I LOVE BLUEY RARRRRGH

  • @anxioussquiddy
    @anxioussquiddy 2 місяці тому +1

    Cel best bluey fan out there

  • @th3y0
    @th3y0 2 місяці тому +2

    Yippee! New video!

  • @tyranttracergaming
    @tyranttracergaming 2 місяці тому +2

    To answer the description, no.

  • @TheStupidArtistWasTaken
    @TheStupidArtistWasTaken 2 місяці тому +1

    was the better than sonic thing spyro?

  • @Voltthefox15
    @Voltthefox15 2 місяці тому +6

    What happened to Ivan?

    • @trickykappa
      @trickykappa 2 місяці тому +8

      Who?

    • @kameronbaker9371
      @kameronbaker9371 2 місяці тому +4

      When was ivan apart of the channel?

    • @Pr0fessorUnkn0wn
      @Pr0fessorUnkn0wn 2 місяці тому +2

      Don’t know who you’re talking about dude

    • @craola7563
      @craola7563 2 місяці тому +1

      What’s an Ivan?

    • @midorinblue3639
      @midorinblue3639 2 місяці тому +3

      I think he died in the recent original character video ( I didn't watch it but he is in the thumbnail. In theory that's probably where he died )

  • @BIGJONNN559
    @BIGJONNN559 2 місяці тому

    Nice.

  • @Dry_spaghettio
    @Dry_spaghettio 2 місяці тому

    HEELLOOOOO 🎉🎉🎉

  • @ThatFlugiGuy
    @ThatFlugiGuy 2 місяці тому

    Ok

  • @kingkurtis
    @kingkurtis 2 місяці тому

    video was fun, but the robotic voice over in the start made me me want to click off