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Every once in a while I have to get my fix of this spoken word masterpiece. The first time it was repulsive, the second a little amusing. The third time I realized Gira is a supreme comedic genius.
" I did just that , as I do everything you tell me to ; as I consume all the shit you put on my plate , I like being that kind of hipster , I even fast as a method of watching your " army - of - hipsters " cathalyst reviews - I like the fact you shit what we feed you by worshipping your shallowness and idiotic musical tastes pretending to know a lot about everything when in fact you know everything about nothing ... well , in spite of all this the part at 07:49 still vaguely reminded me of why I love you so . "
I feel like this has inspired me to be a better person. This poem has given me a model of the worst possible person and I strive to be different from him in every way.
Listen to this, and Sewer Election's "Kassettmusik" at the same time. It's a sick, twisted quiet ambient noise release, and it fit almost perfectly to this. Just keep it at 50 - 75% volume so you can still hear Gira speak.
But for real, this seems, at least in part, a comment on people who worship authority The details are pretty elaborate, and really makes you feel inside this characters mind, the way his thoughts mix with the description really help But some parts are too over the top, I even laughed sometimes because of how ridiculous some lines were Also, scrotie mcboogerballs
Clever way to promote the record, but this should be equally true of just about any noise or ambient release that doesn't include vocals that would get in the way of Gira's narration. It's a neat trick, but I don't quite understand the upvotes.
offputting and poetically sickening. i got here because of lydia lunch, but this is very interesting and viscerally gross in its own right. really paints a disturbing picture of abuse and self-hatred. painful to listen to.
"ayy pass the aux cord"
😂😂😂
when you hear a song that reminds you of her
I chatspammed this on TF2 and five people left. For some reason I was never kicked.
your admin was cultured
lmaooo
"I fall down like a sack of rotting gelatin" is such a great simile
My favourite part is when he starts over
Dr. Aisaitl “Start over... I kick him in the balls...” 😂
Every once in a while I have to get my fix of this spoken word masterpiece. The first time it was repulsive, the second a little amusing. The third time I realized Gira is a supreme comedic genius.
i thought this was edgy comment until i got to my third listen
Make sure you listen to this on an empty stomach...
how did i know i'd find you here.
Elijah Andrews the internet's busiest youtube commenter.
I'm listening to this after eating a large bowl of oatmeal.
Nice to see that Melon was here.
" I did just that , as I do everything you tell me to ; as I consume all the shit you put on my plate , I like being that kind of hipster , I even fast as a method of watching your " army - of - hipsters " cathalyst reviews - I like the fact you shit what we feed you by worshipping your shallowness and idiotic musical tastes pretending to know a lot about everything when in fact you know everything about nothing ... well , in spite of all this the part at 07:49 still vaguely reminded me of why I love you so . "
I feel like this has inspired me to be a better person. This poem has given me a model of the worst possible person and I strive to be different from him in every way.
*I feel good. I like to feel good.*
I FEEL FANTASTIC hey hey hey hey
Yeah I feel fine
And I've waited far too long
that's a quote for the ages
It hurts, but I do it for Mister Smothers.
Mr. Smothers is love. Mr. Smothers is life.
I love how detailed and well written his stories are while his lyrics are simple sentences
I feel somehow magnetically attracted to michael gira’s well-written weirdo poetry
I hope it gives you some joy and pleasure.
It’s an unknown pleasure
me reciting this over the phone to my bff will be my present to the world
I use this as asmr
Jesus, he goes into detail
I used to listen to this endlessly on reapeat while stairing at the fan on the roof when i was depressed
Listen to this, and Sewer Election's "Kassettmusik" at the same time. It's a sick, twisted quiet ambient noise release, and it fit almost perfectly to this. Just keep it at 50 - 75% volume so you can still hear Gira speak.
jesus fucking christ this is amazing
The Consumer is a fantastic book. Somehow the morbidity turns into a prayer. Great work.
I wonder if when Michael Gira was writing this he thought.. hmm, maybe I should keep this to myself. Nah, fuck it..
You listened to this and odds are someone heard you listening to this.
Quarantine mood: I aM DiSgUsTiNg, I wOrShIp iT
They masturbate to Faucis picture
“Mr. Smothers sure does sound like one heck of a jerk!!!! “ - Norm Macdonald
GOOD ONE norm,..... always at it with the classic jOKEs
I'm barely a minute in. This is the same man who wrote We Are Him.
I feel so rejuvenated after listening to this.
I like to listen to this every once and awhile for shits and giggles
i listen to it for the shits and gaggles
@@EASFromTheWest good joke buddy
You see through me
This was amazing. I loved this, it fascinated me. The psyche and mind of this character is so detailed and Gira had my full attention at every line.
literally just scrotie mcboogerballs
I need to hear this narrated by David Attenborough! 😏
what a euphoric listening experience that would be
I do it all for Mr. Smothers UwU
dandelion hands could never LMAO
This brings me some montage of heck vibes with those strange stories Cobain wrote
But for real, this seems, at least in part, a comment on people who worship authority
The details are pretty elaborate, and really makes you feel inside this characters mind, the way his thoughts mix with the description really help
But some parts are too over the top, I even laughed sometimes because of how ridiculous some lines were
Also, scrotie mcboogerballs
He is perfect. Michael Gira.
Happy Valentines day
Perfect. If anyone can find any other readings from The Consumer I will love you forever.
This is what having Pure O Obsessive Compulsive Disorder is like.
Jeff Mangum's inspriation
cry everytime
I need this on vinyl!
Sigma male grindset
Thanks so much for posting!
Michael should do an Audiobook...I'd listen to it haha
he did, its called the egg, he wrote it as well
I hate how soothing his voice can sound sometimes.
trolled some mfs on gang beasts. they responded and added me to a group chat. I started playing this and they got so fuckin scared lmao
this should be an asmr
inspiring
Bruh
I do, yes.
does someone have the lyrics for this? Thanks!
...At least he got what he wanted in the end?
this is patrician asmr
true, i actually almost fell asleep to this.
Binge drinking
Mmmm lovely
Word
7:49
20:41
Lyrics?
Repulsive, yet intriguing.
Oh dear.
Bruh towards the end my stomach tied itself in a gigantic knot
The Knot?
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Bleach.......... I NEEEEED IT
This feels like a Larry Clark movie
The Aristocrats
oh 😁😁😁😁
Mood
Those first two minutes
Wow literally me
Consoom and Coom
Read the whole book. Fuckin glorious.
DungeonMaster what book?
what book
@@youtub-fj8mu M. Gira - The Consumer
@@yggptt839 thanks
Wait I replied this????? Wtf this is my first time listening to it
holy fuck
😂 my favorite story lolol 🤣
MT bom mano, parabéns ae
Qq vc ta fazendo aqui
@@al3xi4S2e você?
@@5pmt-rm9js q-p’
parabéns ae mano, mt foda
KKKKKKK um br
Kkkkkkkk carniceiro
ksksksksks
do you have the book. ? then we can talk more
Alguem conhece mais livros assim? Num pique mais "entrando na cabeça de um maluco" kkk
aww :D is it Giras own lyrics
?
Curti
>Lukioos
Butters wrote this
bro
jesus christ
Too close to home
Bars ngl
Reminds me of the tale of scrotie mcboogerballs 🤣
Clever way to promote the record, but this should be equally true of just about any noise or ambient release that doesn't include vocals that would get in the way of Gira's narration. It's a neat trick, but I don't quite understand the upvotes.
“What is this?” Planet earth
Im too stupid to see if there is any deep meaning behind this or if this is just nothing but depravity from his mind.
Both
10:56 he said doodie 😂
Mike Cottrell theme song
It's like I'm milking a little cow 🐮 - this is meant to be funny right? RIGHT?!
I don't get it
Is this a plot to a horrible hentai?
more like, the best hentai...
LMFAO
bruh
offputting and poetically sickening. i got here because of lydia lunch, but this is very interesting and viscerally gross in its own right. really paints a disturbing picture of abuse and self-hatred. painful to listen to.
So edgy.
Edgy
+zirtapot57 Avatar checks out.
Edgy before edgy was a thing.
Quite
i thought this was michael cera and this would be some amazing shitpost but its not and im out
actually nevermind this is definitely a shitpost
The aristocrats!
why bro
Scrotie mcboogerballs