That terrifying moment you’re listening to this at midnight without earbuds or something and *someone walks past your door and you miss the pause button*
@@coco_muffin9652 sure deff not listening to a video about him marrying you and making out with you 🤨 you got sum explaining to do before I tell iida and he lectures you for a solid 4 hours
@@freyaweston8347 I think it would be longer then 4 hours. Ummm I’m just here to do some spy work on the LOV, nothing more. Im just investigating for any new league reports or any villan activity. If you tell iida im sure he’d understand!
*My mind:* (That one beetle juice line) I was abused- kind of confusion- I would refuse to look in there eyes- *My mouth:* but now i think im into creepy evil guys- *shigiraki simps:* wE AlL dO! (Sorry that i put teen i fixed it-)
Shiggy: " what you want for dinner?....White people tacos? burgers? beef stroganoff- SUSHI?" me: goodness your naming a buffet... Shiggy: mmm~ that sounds delicious. me: O-o....cAn He hEaR mE???
Shigaraki:How did I get so lucky with you? To be with the most gorgeous person in the world? Me:Who you talking to? Cuz you surely ain't talking to me 🤨
As i shiggy simp i think i can speak for us all when i say: I stan this, i wish this was me, AND I've said it a million times and I'll say it again... I WISH HE WERE REAL! Tbh we all wish the mha charecters were real
Innit, I am a fellow Shiggy simp and to be quite honest, I fall asleep with a funko pop of him in my hands. I stan this audio and even put it in my playlist.
When he complemented my eyes it made me feel less insecure because I have a cat eye or coulaboma I do t know how to spell it it’s basically a double pupil and mine is t two divided ones it morphed into one gigantic one
sIR / mIsS / mX yOu have no ReAsOn to make me this soft with my comfort character >:( YOur voice impressing is vv impressive and amazing !! i love it !! >
WHAT ARE WE!?! WEEBS!!! WHAT DO WE WANT!?! SLEEP!!! ARE WE GONNA GET IT!?! PROBABLY NOT!!! ARE WE GONNA STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND WATCH ANIME!?! YEAH!!!!!!
Shigi: "İ had a dream about you. We ran away and got married" Me: Shigaraki's second quirk is exposed: Seeing The Future ( ´◡‿ゝ◡`) Also Bruh the world needs a man like our crusty boy Shigi ✨👑
I casually was calling my friend last night until 12:35 am and I woke up at 10:45 am and when he said “good morning baby” i was like: *I’m dying rn it’s so adorable 😭*
@@rottenDeathmoth_ omg tysm I'm crying- 😭 nah that's cute tho. I did end up getting a bf tho! So someone does love me finally!!!! 😊 💗💗💗💗 still thank youuu
That terrifying moment you’re listening to this at midnight without earbuds or something and *someone walks past your door and you miss the pause button*
My Lord it's scarier than a wooden spoon.
oop- 👁️👄👁️
😔🖐
it is my mom cuaght me watching this and took my phone and replaced it with a belt the moms are scary
I'm in the battle RN 😭😭😭😭could I get some support y'all
Now for the anthem of everyone listening rn:
CUZ MAMA I’M IN LOVE WITH A CRIMINAL
AND THIS TYPE OF LOVE IS RATIONAL IS PHYSICAL
@@sunsunkiis803 MAMA PLEASE DON’T CRY I WILL BE ALRIGHT
@@fin6364 M-mina?!?!
@Canziz Mixon I JUST LOVE THAT GUY
@Tomura Shigaraki I want to join the L.o.v
Shigaragki: God I love the way your lips taste
Me: Crusty!
Perfect match then?
@@annahoskins5201 Guess so! 😂
JUST NOTHING MORE BUT "crusty!" HAHAHAHHA
@@chicasbsf1475 MY lips are crusty XD hahaha
@@kiwiblueberry6854 XD
Shrigaraki: How did you sleep?
Me: Not very good, i had a nightmare
Shigaraki: Good
Me: i- oke :)
What was your nightmare anyway? o-O
😂😂😂
@@bakugokastuki4779 Bakugo what are you doing here??🤨🤨
@@error2816 ummm u never saw me
@@bakugokastuki4779 Bakugou- I 🤦♀️
"don't be stinky" "let me love you"
AHAHAH-
@BELLA MILLER yea don’t be a suspicious idiot
@BELLA MILLER ( Baka means idiot ‘
BRO 😩🛐
PFTTTTTT
I lost it at KITH ME 😭
Pls he is just so endearing
LMFAO TRUE
LOL HE SOUNDED LIKE MINETA FOR A HOT MINUTE 😂😅
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cry laughing here lmao
@@ceveensubs7377 same pfp :^
Ok first. The voice is spot on
Second. Why is it that a shigaraki voice can make even the sweetest lines sound creepy
3. Why is it attractive
the “get your ass over here” HAD ME SCREAMING 😃😩🙏
Mikasa -y u here
@@kinkokmori4392 D-Denki?!
Mikasa are cheating on Eren :0
What bout ereh?
TIMESTAMP ?
Even though shiggy is a killer and a villan, he’s so wholesome, it’s surprising but somehow comforting knowing that
soft shiggy me aproved 👌
MIDORIYA?!?!
@@freyaweston8347 h-hey 😳…I was never here!
@@coco_muffin9652 sure deff not listening to a video about him marrying you and making out with you 🤨 you got sum explaining to do before I tell iida and he lectures you for a solid 4 hours
@@freyaweston8347 I think it would be longer then 4 hours. Ummm I’m just here to do some spy work on the LOV, nothing more. Im just investigating for any new league reports or any villan activity. If you tell iida im sure he’d understand!
class can wait. this is more important
I SEE THAT USER, YUURIVOICE???
@@bunnitrap9139
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
@@mushhroooms AYYYYYYYYYYYY I LOVE HIM TOOOO
@@bunnitrap9139
FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE
I agreeeee fuck school
“I love your eyes”
Me: My eyes?- bish they are caca brown 😀
Brown eyes are so beautiful 😍💓
PLEASEEEE
@@Gaaze it’s true 😭
😭
PFFFT PLSSS-
The " help me quite my fucking job" hit me hard.
Shiggy: so what do you want for dinner? Me irl: Sushi Shiggy: * decides on going out for sushi * Me irl: 👁👄👁 can he hear me?
🤔
@Leylan Muhedin ok my child let’s go get sushi UvU
@@L.M16 yes ofc you can mah child UvU
@Zara Javier I don’t even know xD
Bro i said sushi and i was like
*"NANI!? WHERE THE CAMERAS?"*
we have stinky breath and he has crusty lips
we make an awesome couple 😭
LMAO SAME 😭👍✨
Who told you my lips aren't crusty? Because they lied
Yes-
Ikr😫
LMAO
Shiggaraki: the love of my life
Me: FUCK YA I AM
yasss queen pop off
Hell yeah!
Hell ya!
Shiggy:god i love the way ur lips taste
Me: *eating pizza*
Like pizza
Lol
@@izukumidoriya1594 what are you doing here?- what would All Might think?
*Wheezing my ass off*✋
@@midnightcrackhead7987 true
I was eating ramen
*Me: fangirling over this*
*My FBI agent: ayo this gurl got good taste ngl*
It's true gurl 😩✨💅🏼
YES IT IS
I feel so bad for my FBI agent. I watch Yagami Yato videos a lot...
@@rnd0m_p3rs0n5 same😭🤌🏻
My FBI agent:
“What the fuck-… Another anime dude? I’m so done with this guy 🤦♂️”
Shiggy stole my heart 😫🥺💞
Same here 😫🤌
Same😫
@@izukumidoriya1594 why are you here tell me the reason I thought you were a sweet innocent Bean🤦🙂😌💖👁👄👁👀😃
@@tamakiamajikiwife6942 lmaoooooo
@Ansley Quallio I’ll let you figure that out 😌
I took a "who is your mha boyfriend" quiz and I got him so now I'm looking him up lol
tell me what answers i have to put in to get him
Welcome to the dark side
Your gonna love it!
Shiggy: what do you want for dinner?
Me thinking in my head: Tacos!
Shiggy: white people tacos?
White people tacos 😂
Dude I was thinking the same shit!!! He asked me what for dinner and I was like can we get tacos and he said white People tacos? They read our mind
white people tacos LOL
He said it and i went back to that part just to make sure I heard it right😂
I seriously lost it when he said morning Kithes
But you are SO underated!😊✪ ω ✪
*My mind:*
(That one beetle juice line)
I was abused- kind of confusion-
I would refuse to look in there eyes-
*My mouth:* but now i think im into creepy evil guys-
*shigiraki simps:* wE AlL dO!
(Sorry that i put teen i fixed it-)
Shigaraki is 20
@@Iloveeggs140 good for us then, after all he’s in another dimension, HE CANT DO SHIT BUAJAJAHAHAHAJAJA, And all this is *IMAGINATION*
I GETTING HITCHED TO MY EVIL TEEN GUUUUUUUUUYYYYYY
@@pres753 he surprisingly isn’t a teen
@@Iloveeggs140 GOOGLE WHY!!!
Shiggy: " what you want for dinner?....White people tacos? burgers? beef stroganoff- SUSHI?"
me: goodness your naming a buffet...
Shiggy: mmm~ that sounds delicious.
me: O-o....cAn He hEaR mE???
White people tacos 🤣😂🤣
@@coco_muffin9652 when I first heard him say that I laughed so hard xD
white people tacos
i would've said humans but that isnt the best choice for dinner
@@starscreamlover123 XDD
*screams in simp*
REEEEEEEEeEEeEEeee 🏃♀️💨
Now remove the s-
Shigaraki:How did I get so lucky with you? To be with the most gorgeous person in the world?
Me:Who you talking to? Cuz you surely ain't talking to me 🤨
Same
Same I was so mad at least make the script a little bit realistic
Fr that’s me I’m ugly as fuck 😭🖐
@@kenn5059 Same 😭
@@kenn5059 same😫
CUZ MAMA I'M IN LOVE WITH A CRIMINAL
And this type of love isn't rational
its pysical
@@PrincessRy-xs3me periodt
@@iamwinning605 periodt
@@oikawatooru3755 haha
I literally just woke up, and was feeling a bit anxious this is EXACTLY what I needed tysm omg
Why did my dumb ass say "So he making out with a pillow? "when i first saw the title
no bc same
😂😂😂😂😂
honestly 💀
I did to don’t worry haha 🤣
As i shiggy simp i think i can speak for us all when i say: I stan this, i wish this was me, AND I've said it a million times and I'll say it again... I WISH HE WERE REAL! Tbh we all wish the mha charecters were real
we ride at dawn bitches
@@iamwinning605 Facts
Agreed.
Innit, I am a fellow Shiggy simp and to be quite honest, I fall asleep with a funko pop of him in my hands. I stan this audio and even put it in my playlist.
i never knew someone as crusty as shiggy would be so darn cute!
How rude but nice of you 😂
Welcome to the soft side of shiggy✨✨
I love soft boi Shiggy!!!
@@2dsimp225 samee 😭✨✨
Rrrrrreal egyptian silk, m-mmmmmhhh
@@ffaceache2401 mmmmmmhh- NO NO DON’T TOUCH THAT-
@@murdocsrealegyptiansilk actually, I think its time u left. 😠
Him: we started a farm
Me: Wait- *TPN VIBES*
☠️✋🏻
😩 ikr
Same-
When he proposed, I literally teared up. He's just so perfect. 😭😭😭😭😭
@𝘥𝘢𝘣𝘪 🐝♡︎ 0_0 Hi Dabi.
Omg lov deku and bakgou were just here-
E X A C T L Y
I-..... HE'S MY MAN TOGA...... **mumbles** and your my girl❤
Toga why are you here? ...
« a small wedding with some intimate friends »
me: okay but do we have friends??
like everyone else in the league i guess
Bet ten bucks dabi or kurogiri are best man and toga and magne bridesmaid
@@Mothgirlybestfriend but isn’t magne-
@@psycheryuu i mean magne and toga bridesmaid magne is trans so she could still be bridesmaid in my opinion i don't know much about weddings 😅
@@Mothgirlybestfriend NO I KNOW BUT I MEANT- uh have u watched s5?
3:54 why is the way he says dont b stinky sound so cute
Awww
When he complemented my eyes it made me feel less insecure because I have a cat eye or coulaboma I do t know how to spell it it’s basically a double pupil and mine is t two divided ones it morphed into one gigantic one
Ayo that’s really friking cool bro
Woah, that sound pretty awesome
Dude that sounds cool
Your eyes sound so pretty!
YOU DO TESTOSTERONE?!?!? (Sorry it's a little joke by you forgot the n in don't)
I'll just take this as a birthday present, even tho this was posted 13h ago. I can adapt, It's still morning in here after all.
I’m not even lying I could fall asleep to his voice
I did, woke up quickly because of a FUCKING GRAMMERLY AD!!!
Shigaraki: "Big wedding or small wedding?"
Me: "Small wedding"
Shigaraki: *desides on a small wedding*
Me: 👁👄👁 can you read my mind?
Same
This is the kind of serotonin I need
Wait-
Dabi what are you doing here?-
@@evahatzjon checking on his bestie
@@QueenMyraSaber *boyfriend
@@PrincessRy-xs3me not
Exactly wait isn’t Dabi one of dem villains
I never thought a shiggy audio could be so sweet and wholesome but holy crap, i cant stop smiling hes so cute!!!
Agreed.
Shiggy: having kids
Me: MAN WANTS TO DO IT WITH ME!😳
Shiggy having a voice crack: im sorry im sorry i had to
sIR / mIsS / mX yOu have no ReAsOn to make me this soft with my comfort character >:( YOur voice impressing is vv impressive and amazing !! i love it !! >
When he started to kiss again I got major butterfly’s🥴😏
👁💋👁 agreed
✨ W E
A R E
A
B U N C H
O F
S I M P S
✨
@@YN-hf4bt ✨yes✨
@@YN-hf4bt so ✨ T R U E ✨
@@YN-hf4bt as we should
Tenko: "...with intimate friends-"
Me: "What friends?" 😃
“How did you sleep”
I didn’t
WHAT ARE WE!?! WEEBS!!! WHAT DO WE WANT!?! SLEEP!!! ARE WE GONNA GET IT!?! PROBABLY NOT!!! ARE WE GONNA STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND WATCH ANIME!?! YEAH!!!!!!
@Tomura Shigaraki *Pat head*
We’re fiiiiiiiineeee~
We just don’t like sleeping!
3:40 This man may always be serious but he’s goofy on the inside and I love him :’) 💙
I’m really insecure about my smile and him complementing it made my day
When it’s a day after your birthday: n i c e
Leon? Is that you?
@@chicasbsf1475
M a y b e
@@QuantumLeapEnthusiast89 can we get married and sing together
@@chicasbsf1475
Wait wha-?
@@QuantumLeapEnthusiast89 *can we get married, sing and write songs together and live happily ever after?*
I had such a shitty day today but the sheer cuteness of this audio has made it all better 😭😭😭😭
More shiggy pls
I'll cry if anyone ruins the likes
Shiggy: how did you sleep
Me: I got no sleep
DID HE SAY WHITE PEOPLE TACOS🤣😭🤣😭🤣
I THINK SO
Yes yes he did 😂😭
Aye I like tacos -3- delicious like meh women 👌🏽✨😌
WHEN
yep
*Shiggy~♡* 🥰
Him: mentions kids
Me: NO
Pfft- it went from a dark/deep grunt to his high pitched one 😂
“Give me morning Kitheth” Omfg he’s so cute omg 😭❤️
Shigi: "İ had a dream about you. We ran away and got married"
Me: Shigaraki's second quirk is exposed:
Seeing The Future ( ´◡‿ゝ◡`)
Also
Bruh the world needs a man like our crusty boy Shigi ✨👑
Me wondering how he can touch me....
Him:how did i get so lucky to get with the most gorgeous person in the world
Me:😭✋
IM SO SORRY TO MY BOYFRIEND BUT SHIGGY IS THICC
sorry Noah 😌💅
ahhhh I love ur user name *[enter it’s been so long]*
RIP Mr Noah 😆
YAL HE CHEATED ON ME IM GOING BACK TO ANIME HUSBANDO
NOAH CAN WAIT.
"your smile, it's my home :3"
my brain: DARK? SWEET? DIRTY? WHICH IS ITTTT
screw the actual audio that ad for patreon was the best thing i have ever heard in my entire life-
HAHAHAHHAHA PLEASE- AM CRYING LAUGHING
my king✋🏻😩
ok but why is this so comforting 😭
I love the shiggy voice
I see you everywhere....
@@KUROMI-b5i Yep. I comment a lot.
Hi Kiri❤
Hey Kiribabe what you doing here? 🍵👀
@@minaashido7441 Well considering I am no longer around heros... Villains it is.
(V. Means villain)
Him: we started a farm-
Me: *isabellas lullaby intesafies*
AAAAAAHHHHH I CANT…….SAMEEEEE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I crave more of this amazingness
Keep up the good work!
yaaass bitches we ride at dawn
When he said will you marry me, dude that got me in tears!!!😭😭
Depite that Shigaraki is a villain I adore him so much
I casually was calling my friend last night until 12:35 am and I woke up at 10:45 am and when he said “good morning baby” i was like: *I’m dying rn it’s so adorable 😭*
I listened to this after I woke up after dreaming bout shiggi...I love.
i’ve never been more uncomfortable and flustered af in my entire life before, LMAO SLEEP CAN WAIT, this is important . 👶🏻
Dabi outside listening this be like: 🍿 toga! There at it again! I got popcorn this time!
That's what actually happened-..... HOW'D YOU KNOW?!?!?!?!
Hey dad
Shigaraki: baby I love-
Ad: Cash app
Me: EXCUSE ME WHAT ABOUT ME
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Him: oh it's still pretty early
Me: AHHHHH THE SUN HISSSSSSS I NEED SLEEP
He complimented everything i hated about myself 🅒🅞🅞🅛
Shiggy: What do you have planned for today?
Me: breathing
Shiggy: sounds real eventful
Me: *WHEEZE*
Shigaraki: White people tacos?
Me: How did you know I wasn’t white🤔
ayo💃🏾
@Tomura Shigaraki oh no he found us
Run!
Also,
3:54
@Tomura Shigaraki wait.....
My walls...are made out of ...literal cement...tell me how?
I WHEEZED AT THE AD 😭
But if we break up its a WAY different story😭😭
Me the whole f@cking video *holds out chap stick* ✨😃✨ here you go~
At first I didn't simp for him, but now I just cannot hold it anymore. 😳😳😳
imagine his mom walking by his room when he was recording this and she just heard a ton of lip smacking
* Tomura Shigaraki left the chat *
Why 😭✋
CRUSTY LIPS GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!! I want more of these
Cant escape now make more.
Plot twist: he was talking to a pillow
Plot twist why are you here bakugou?
Bakugou I assume you are here cos he did this while you were kidnapped but why the fuck are u and MIDORIYA both here
Bakugo did you get kidnapped again?
Yo what u doin here bakugo🤨
This my comfort audio ;A;
Shigaraki: what are you gonna do today?
Me: you hopefully 😫🤣
😂😂😂I respect your honesty 👍👍👍👏👏👏
Sleep can wait, Tenko is more important.
tbh I *n e e d* a family video! Like a sequel to the pregnancy audio
Like him holding the baby 🥺🥺🥺😣😣😣aw so cute
@@yamaguchi3440 thank you!
@@clxudii_ruru5709 your welcome I would love to have him hold a baby but him having those two fingers gloves on
Muzan is that u?-
@@sleep_. I'm not even here. *I'm a hallucination*
I'm sorry I'm a few years late but the SOUNDS AGJWGDSFAFF💀💀💀💀 AND THEN A FRICKIN AD AFTER
"kith me dammit"
pls im literally dying😂💀
"Dont be stinky"
nah cause I'm genuinely crying over how sweet this is if someone ever spoke to me like this then I'm marrying them on the spot engagement be damned
Dabi are you hinting at something here?
If anyone ever loved me like Shiggy does, I swear I'm proposing, not them.
That is, if anyone ever loved me at all-
:'> I'm fine
@@Broken.Glitch001i don't know you but i love you.
@@rottenDeathmoth_ omg tysm I'm crying- 😭 nah that's cute tho. I did end up getting a bf tho! So someone does love me finally!!!! 😊 💗💗💗💗 still thank youuu
Can you do one where listener gave birth to their baby and shiggy was wearing those two fingers gloves so he can hold the baby normally
I'ma draw that...that is adorable
@@samcantspell9818 I thought that was the cutest thing where can I see the drawing after it is done
@@yamaguchi3440 I'll put a short on my chanel when finished I start now!
@@samcantspell9818 Ok thank you
@@yamaguchi3440 I did it
Him: "Get your a$$ over here~"
Me: "Oh- yes sir!"
this made me cry and it also made me very happy
"give me morning kithes" OMFGSBNMXNMOW
"KITH ME GODDAMNIT" I FUKING CANT HES SO CUUUUTE
6:42 MY HEART😭❤️❤️
His voice is calming af
Shigaraki: we started a farm 🧑🌾🤠
Me: *wtf*
SO ACCURATE 100% YOU SOUND JUST LIKE HIM JUST MORNING VOICE