I love when kids hire Deadpool. Another fave is the kid who wanted him to kill his nightmares, and he went full tilt and used magic to go into the nightmare, see that the stepdad was the cause, and then kick his ass. I think that only cost 8 bucks tho
Well, Kids do have a very skewed world view. A lot of them kids have no idea of the concept of permanence or for the better-good. E.g. they probably think after santa is offed, he'll just get the message, get back up and be like "ok i'll get you presents next year" and e.g. #2 they probably thought that he didn't get them presents specifically because he hated them or that they were naughty. They also act mainly on impulses and emotions rather than with any reasoning or logic. So there's that too.
That last part brings up a couple of interesting @@jordanmc9015. One, just how many kids did Santa manage to piss off for them to raise all that money and two, just how did news of a bunch of kids raising money to hire Deadpool to kill Santa not become a viral worldwide event?
I think this comic displays the best part of wade in my eyes. His undying nerve to protect kids and protect their innocence when he can. I know we've already seen this with the likes of his daughter in other comics as well, but we also have other examples like him wanting to protect russel in deadpool 2. Deadpool has always had a spft spot for making sure kids are done right and aren't being treated badly and in this comic, he actively doesn't really wanna kill santa but still did it because the kids deserved better. Deadpool is a true hero in his own ways, just wish he'd see it more
Good means to good ends = hero. (Superman!) Bad means to good ends = anti-hero. (Deadpool!) Bad means to bad ends = villain. (Joker!) Good means to bad ends = anti-villain. (Can't think of a DC example, and this one's a bit more vague and arguable, but Heinz Doofenshmirtz!) So yeah, Wade still isn't a hero from what I'm aware of in this context, but an anti-hero, probably one of the first you think of when listing anti-heroes.
@TheMagicDragon-mm5dr he is the definition of a mercenary. mercenaries are neither good nor bad. they're greedy soulless weapons for the highest bidder.
I'll never get tired of how if you hire Deadpool to kill someone, he will go to absurd lengths to do it. You could ask him to kill an actual god and he'd find a way because you paid him
Why didn't the children consider that maybe Santa Claus was in trouble, or he got hurt, and that's why he didn't leave them anything. Or maybe they didn't actually deserve any, because of exactly the malice that they display, by asking Deadpool to kill Santa. That sounds like what corrupt people would hire a hitman for, emotional damage. Edit: I had posted this before i finished watching the video - I totally called it, Santa is a wreck, and the children didnt really deserve it.
to be fair, even if he was, this plot is somewhat plausible, since it seems like he is way out of it and in a serious funk, possibly because he was essentially betrayed. could be he is too drunk/depressed to really use his powers at any sort of competency.
I love comic book christmas stories. I still think my all time favorite one is from DC though. In DC, every year Santa fights his way through all of Darkseid's ever-improving defenses, personally hands him a lump of coal, and then escapes without a scratch. Every. Year.
In the Marvel Universe isn't Santa an Alpha level mutant with immortality, mental, time, matter and universal Manipulation powers? Wade might be a mutant that can manipulate his own existence because of the fourth wall breaking, but Santa is beyond even Apocalypse's power grade. No way Wade could do anything to him.
Santa was also off his game. Like, other side of the world "off his game" Another comment summarized it really well. Santa was completely betrayed by the elves that he trusted and depended on. That kind of emotional damage will knock anyone down a few pegs. And, to be honest, Wade wasn't getting much of an upper hand. It would have been a VERY LONG fight if Mrs Claus hadn't told them what happened.
This reminds me of a Homer Simpson quote: "Now, let's see... this'll make three Christmases I saved versus eight I ruined... two were kind of a draw..."
Is no one a little scared with the fact a bunch of kids did a gofundme so that they could hire a known killer for hire and partime "hero" to kill Santa Claus? Because... i don't think those kids were receiving presents that year... or any year for that matter.
I guess the assumption is that they were all good that year and actually supposed to get presents then they became violent when they didn’t. I think also supposed to be assumed everyone didn’t get anything that year not just those six to seven kids.
As much as I personally would prefer a normal comic dub, I can't help but respect this really genuinely good audiobook retelling of a comic, which is normally a medium difficult to make into an audiobook
In the comics: superviser berates employee for returning too late from a break. I reality: Employee gets fired for taking too long to pee at Amazon warehouse.
Deadpool is a merc not a monster. It’s always some evil organization that delays Santa’s deliveries. Good thing Deadpool heard Santa out first so he could stop Roxxon retrieve the toys and deliver them to the children who deserve them.
See I couldn't be a hero. I see a bunch of children wanting to hire an assassin to kill Santa Claus because they didn't get the gifts they wanted and all I can think is... Hello children, I'm the Yule Cat. :D
Funny, considering that Santa Claus was literally invented by a Cooperation based on Saint Nicolas as an advertisement xD. Guess Santa does not sell to Pepsi, stays loyal to Coca Cola
Y'know there's something to say here about Union bosses not giving a damn about there members and just existing to line their own pockets while being in bed with big business. Remember folks the company might not care about you but that doesn't mean the union boss has to give a damn either.
Ok but the more I see those comics the more I am convinced comics artists have never seen children in real life, I mean look at their face, it would make a medieval artist win 1st place.
Seriously with all that money, who needs Santa Claus if the kids can buy their own presents?! plus the Go Fund me needs a very good reason, but to hire an assassin? I smell a massive plot hole.
@@VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayerto be fair, DC santa give Darksied a lump of coal every year. And not only to him but the whole universe in 1 night. Dunno if he can handle him.
@@VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayer he cared immensely when santa breached every single defenses on his planet and handed him a lump of coal on his hand. He couldn't even catch him when he left the planet. And he does it every year.
![Lp. Сердце Вселенной #60 РОЖДЕНИЕ ЛОЛОЛОШКИ [Финал] • Майнкрафт](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YoR0pAV9FVQ/mqdefault.jpg)
Don’t forget to like this video!
Comic Book: amzn.to/3VSa0xV
I love when kids hire Deadpool. Another fave is the kid who wanted him to kill his nightmares, and he went full tilt and used magic to go into the nightmare, see that the stepdad was the cause, and then kick his ass. I think that only cost 8 bucks tho
Where’s that from? I need to find that
No he was being abused by a babysitter not his stepdad
It was his baby sitter doing stuff to the little boy and it was 7$
I thought it was 7 dollars
It is 7 dollars
Even Deadpool knows killing Santa is going too far, just because he's a bad guy doesn't mean he's a BAD guy XD
He's an anti-hero, and an asshole. But he can't kill Santa! Especially when his gut tells him something is off.
I understood that reference 😂
Is the reference from Wreck-It Ralph?
Also ! The snobby children ! Payed deadpool 100.000 dollars to kill santa ! But not use the money to biy them self present ?
Nice
…I feel like if they wanted Santa dead for ONE Christmas without presents, those kids might already be on the naughty list.
Yeah, maybe the mentality of wanting to merc Santa caused them to be on the naughty list. That, and maybe idea to crowd fund the job
Permanent naughty list. Dun dun dunnnnnnn.
Well, Kids do have a very skewed world view. A lot of them kids have no idea of the concept of permanence or for the better-good.
E.g. they probably think after santa is offed, he'll just get the message, get back up and be like "ok i'll get you presents next year"
and e.g. #2 they probably thought that he didn't get them presents specifically because he hated them or that they were naughty. They also act mainly on impulses and emotions rather than with any reasoning or logic. So there's that too.
That last part brings up a couple of interesting @@jordanmc9015. One, just how many kids did Santa manage to piss off for them to raise all that money and two, just how did news of a bunch of kids raising money to hire Deadpool to kill Santa not become a viral worldwide event?
Yeah, but it's not like the nice kids were going to hire a mercenary, so in this instance bratyness helped save the day.
Thor: Maybe someone hired him to take out Santa Claus.
Also Thor: Holy sh*t! I was kidding!
They laugh because Santa Clause is a Omega level mutant.
@Avatarbee the only Reason wade stood a chance was because Santa was extremely weak and drunk and depressed
I love how in both DC and Marvel, santa clause is displayed as a godlike being
If gods are created from belief, if all children worldwide believe in a fat man that gives presents….logically….
But isn't marvel version too weak as in dc santa claus infiltrate dark side ship every year just to tell him about his security system
Or whatever
@aashindra7009 some marvel versions have him as a legit mutant reality shifter like beyonder
@@aashindra7009marvel Santa is an omega level mutant/ reality warper beyond classification. He’s pretty much a step or two below the one above all
i love how at the end wade is just throwing the gifts wherever 😭
i love the fact that Santa's slays on bricks like it had the tires removed
“Bro! My car!”
@@ziqi92 lol
Can't have shit in the north pole
All in all, Deadpool is a good guy. He just has too much fun doing bad guy stuff.
Both before, and after receiving his mutant powers
I absolutely believe that breaking into Santa's house is on Wade's bucket list 😂
I think going to Santa's house is on pretty much everyone's bucket list
@BellaKarim23 yeah, but Deadpool specifically stated he "always wated to perform a B&E. That's oddly specific.
I think this comic displays the best part of wade in my eyes. His undying nerve to protect kids and protect their innocence when he can. I know we've already seen this with the likes of his daughter in other comics as well, but we also have other examples like him wanting to protect russel in deadpool 2. Deadpool has always had a spft spot for making sure kids are done right and aren't being treated badly and in this comic, he actively doesn't really wanna kill santa but still did it because the kids deserved better. Deadpool is a true hero in his own ways, just wish he'd see it more
Like the time Deadpool was hired to kill a child's nightmare
ua-cam.com/users/shorts0Lhdn1Oexqc?si=ZWlbRDWT9mBmklWo
Just trying to troll the people who read comments before watching the vid?
@@jems15-JEMS15 Why would you read the comments before watching the video?
Good means to good ends = hero. (Superman!)
Bad means to good ends = anti-hero. (Deadpool!)
Bad means to bad ends = villain. (Joker!)
Good means to bad ends = anti-villain. (Can't think of a DC example, and this one's a bit more vague and arguable, but Heinz Doofenshmirtz!)
So yeah, Wade still isn't a hero from what I'm aware of in this context, but an anti-hero, probably one of the first you think of when listing anti-heroes.
@TheMagicDragon-mm5dr he is the definition of a mercenary. mercenaries are neither good nor bad. they're greedy soulless weapons for the highest bidder.
I'll never get tired of how if you hire Deadpool to kill someone, he will go to absurd lengths to do it. You could ask him to kill an actual god and he'd find a way because you paid him
I mean he slept with Death so he does have some connections
Ah yes, the classic look of a young kid: 40 year old grandpa
to be fair, they looks like kid in this artstyle. people need to realize different artstyle have different way to define character's age
It's good to know that even Deadpool has his morals. 🎉
Something that some writers don’t get when they attempt to write the type of character but they never grasp why Deadpool works.
Why didn't the children consider that maybe Santa Claus was in trouble, or he got hurt, and that's why he didn't leave them anything. Or maybe they didn't actually deserve any, because of exactly the malice that they display, by asking Deadpool to kill Santa. That sounds like what corrupt people would hire a hitman for, emotional damage.
Edit: I had posted this before i finished watching the video - I totally called it, Santa is a wreck, and the children didnt really deserve it.
They where probably on the naughty list to start with.
Deadpool literally has always loved the holidays and you cannot break that for children
Next DC Darkseid is going to hire Deadpool to handle Santa for him.
Deadpool has actually came to the DC universe multiple times.
This definitely isn't the beyond Omega level Santa clause that was in the X-Men Christmas special
to be fair, even if he was, this plot is somewhat plausible, since it seems like he is way out of it and in a serious funk, possibly because he was essentially betrayed. could be he is too drunk/depressed to really use his powers at any sort of competency.
@TranshumanMarissa yes I can see that as well after u explained it 😉
A bunch of kids hired Deadpool to kill him, so maybe he is weakened when belief in him is weakened.
@@TranshumanMarissa yeah i agree, seeing santa like this due to emotional dmage rather than phyiscal damge makes alot of sense
If Santa is powered by belief, then he would be undoubtably weaker given how corporations have ruined Christmas in the exact same way
I love comic book christmas stories. I still think my all time favorite one is from DC though. In DC, every year Santa fights his way through all of Darkseid's ever-improving defenses, personally hands him a lump of coal, and then escapes without a scratch. Every. Year.
that's fucking hilarious
@@BrandonQuackenbush I NO RITE?
@@AgentSapphire what comic can i find this in i NEED to see it
In the Marvel Universe isn't Santa an Alpha level mutant with immortality, mental, time, matter and universal Manipulation powers? Wade might be a mutant that can manipulate his own existence because of the fourth wall breaking, but Santa is beyond even Apocalypse's power grade. No way Wade could do anything to him.
Santa was also off his game.
Like, other side of the world "off his game"
Another comment summarized it really well.
Santa was completely betrayed by the elves that he trusted and depended on.
That kind of emotional damage will knock anyone down a few pegs.
And, to be honest, Wade wasn't getting much of an upper hand.
It would have been a VERY LONG fight if Mrs Claus hadn't told them what happened.
Eh
@@azerdraco3146yeah I feel like he was just a little suicidal with his whole purpose being stolen from him.
next time i hear deadpool say he saved christmas, i'll take him seriously
and If Wade ever told this retold this story everyone would think he's crazy.
He is crazy tho. But that doesn’t mean he’s wrong
0:55 okay so i thought the kids from "the Christmas tree" looked like creepy gremlins, but gotdamn
Well... Santa DOES wear red.
Of course Deadpool draws the line at Santa.
This reminds me of a Homer Simpson quote: "Now, let's see... this'll make three Christmases I saved versus eight I ruined... two were kind of a draw..."
Is no one a little scared with the fact a bunch of kids did a gofundme so that they could hire a known killer for hire and partime "hero" to kill Santa Claus?
Because... i don't think those kids were receiving presents that year... or any year for that matter.
And the fact many folks actually gave them money
I guess the assumption is that they were all good that year and actually supposed to get presents then they became violent when they didn’t. I think also supposed to be assumed everyone didn’t get anything that year not just those six to seven kids.
As much as I personally would prefer a normal comic dub, I can't help but respect this really genuinely good audiobook retelling of a comic, which is normally a medium difficult to make into an audiobook
Whoever wrote this nailed Deadpool to a T
In the comics: superviser berates employee for returning too late from a break.
I reality: Employee gets fired for taking too long to pee at Amazon warehouse.
This needs to be a short. Ryan Reyonlds as Deadpool saving Christmas would be incredible.
0:11 beagle spotted
This is actually part of the main Marvel Universe.
Why didn't they just buy their own gifts with that wad of cash
Not every parent can afford to do that. Same with extended families.
These are honest kids. The money they received from other kids was for Deadpool and no one else. They respected that.
@@AC-ni4gt they literally had all that money from their version of Gofundme and allowances. They all can go buy some toys from Wade’s toy shop there.
Makes you wonder why they didn’t ask him to get em gifts.
They arent scammers. They may want santa dead but that money was from a collective funding!
Deadpool is a merc not a monster. It’s always some evil organization that delays Santa’s deliveries. Good thing Deadpool heard Santa out first so he could stop Roxxon retrieve the toys and deliver them to the children who deserve them.
See I couldn't be a hero.
I see a bunch of children wanting to hire an assassin to kill Santa Claus because they didn't get the gifts they wanted and all I can think is... Hello children, I'm the Yule Cat. :D
If you're the kind of kid who would kill Santa Claus, wouldn't that probably put you on the naughty list?
DEADPOOL IS CHAOTIC NEUTRAL!
Love how Deadpool dresses for the cold when it can't kill him 🤣
I mean, the fact that their first thought was to kill Santa instead of being worried that Santa wasn't okay shows what list they were on anyway.
This is like the reversal of nightmare before Christmas
Oh boy Lois this reminds me of the time Deadpool was hired by a bunch of literal infants.
How Deadpool saved Christmas.
funny how Santa was telling the Corps to get bent in his Coca cola red robes 🤣🤣
5:44 WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? %$&# POWER LEVELS, %$&# SUPER SAIYANS, AND *%$&# YOU!*
KIKOHOOO
@@BrandonQuackenbushdon’t you mean… HOHOHOOO
@@GameJam230 yeah that fits
Y'know, in hindsight, Ki-Ko-Ho is a pretty sad choice for last words. *But it's far from the worst decision you've made today.*
They recently changed Santa from being an Omega level mutant (I heard), but I am sure he could handle most people.
Finally a good christmas story
sugar crunch bombs...good calvin and hobbes reference....
Nah bro the kids are actually just brats ngl.
so in this universe santa isnt an overpowered mutant
never forget santa is a part of winter. or at least after halloween he is..
I love to imagine that Deadpool got the wrong chimney several times before finally getting the right one for no particular reason
Ha ha ha ha that was awesome😂 I love Deadpool's crazy adventures!
Deadpool is me trying to be evil in a game. I always end up screwing it up because i don't like being a bad person haha
😂Deadpool going full NSYNC on the corporate soldiers!
Even Deadpool has morals, who would've guessed?
Comoared to Deadpool, Lobo was a real bastich, when he was hired to do the same job. 😂
This Santa Claus reminds me of how Santa was in the Family Guy Christmas Special
Funny, considering that Santa Claus was literally invented by a Cooperation based on Saint Nicolas as an advertisement xD.
Guess Santa does not sell to Pepsi, stays loyal to Coca Cola
those kids could have bought way better toys with the money
This is very messed up with children paying Deadpool to kill someone that's wrong on so many levels.
J.k. Simons was conceived for this role.
Isn't Santa supposed to be, like, an Omega class mutant in the Marvel comics?
I think that is in DC
They should have called the elf jeff bezos that would have been perfect ^^
0:46 why does the girl in pink look like the girl from Monsters inc?
Because she is
i'd be happy with a deadpool animated movie set during christmas ... dc always had good animation marvel should take a page from their book
this was cool asf makes me wanna get some deadpool comics
yep 100% accurate for deadpool lol
Y'know there's something to say here about Union bosses not giving a damn about there members and just existing to line their own pockets while being in bed with big business.
Remember folks the company might not care about you but that doesn't mean the union boss has to give a damn either.
Elfs unionize and quit jobs. Deadpool kills union-elf ;)
Have a happy New Year
8:52 yo is that jschlatt???
Isn't Santa ment to be the most powerful? Or I'd that dc Santa I'm thunking??
That’s a great comic.
They had bags of cash. Couldn't they just *buy themselves* presents?
They said that the money came from Online funding from multiple kids that didnt get presents.
Truth is I only clicked to see santa get killed , now I've been disappointed twice this month
Who said Christmas Spirit was dead?
Ok but the more I see those comics the more I am convinced comics artists have never seen children in real life, I mean look at their face, it would make a medieval artist win 1st place.
1:00 every black character in fiction:
The random Avengers cameo ruined it for me.
Do they have a base in a CELESTIAL?
Good video but you need to fix your audio or get a new decent mic
Isn't Santa an Omega Level Mutant in the comics?
Seriously with all that money, who needs Santa Claus if the kids can buy their own presents?! plus the Go Fund me needs a very good reason, but to hire an assassin? I smell a massive plot hole.
Not at all. It is just a sense of entitlement.
The go fund me was from other children, your nose is clearly dead from the looks of it.
For some reason, I came up with this idea, but with Deathstroke. But Deadpool makes much more sense.
Issue is Slade wouldn't hesitate to off Santa because he isn't a child at heart like Wade
@@VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayerto be fair, DC santa give Darksied a lump of coal every year. And not only to him but the whole universe in 1 night. Dunno if he can handle him.
@@Katsunai I don't think Darkseid would really care about getting a lump of coal because Darkseid can get whatever he wants by force
@@VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayer he cared immensely when santa breached every single defenses on his planet and handed him a lump of coal on his hand. He couldn't even catch him when he left the planet. And he does it every year.
@Katsunai oh
I thought it was magicly left in his fortress/castle, not personally given to him
Yeh, Slade most definitely couldn't handle Santa
Greedy kids
still better than RED ONE
yeah as santa would of given then bad kids coal
Please learn how to pronounce the word skeletal. Every time you say it, it’s like claws on a chalkboard.
And yet they think he is a bad guy, yeha he kill people for money but not innocent one, like here
Missed Opportunity to team up with The Elf With A Gun
ua-cam.com/video/8zjJNcr1TUY/v-deo.html
Again, would rather read it than have it read to me. And your scrolling waay to fast at certain parts to do so.
These videos are for people like me who want to read the conic without paying for it or pirating it
The mic is horrible
It’s not bad and I like it
Alright, you record a video like this then.
I prefer a crunchy mic and a bit of accent over soulless AI voice.
@@JosephCeretorthis argument falls over like wet toast bro. “Alright why don’t you do it then” is such a terrible rebuttal for criticism
@@TimelostInTheSauce Then why don't you make a counter argument then.
wowowowowwow
Wtf
Aye