Curious Tides | Critical Role: VOX MACHINA | Episode 89

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  • @ghostman263
    @ghostman263 7 років тому +3207

    I love the way travis plays grog. The big guy who will stare down anything and everything in combat, put in front of pike and he is the biggest marshmallow. It's adorable.

    • @TheKazragore
      @TheKazragore 6 років тому +105

      It's so freaking adorable, yeah. The whole set up is so awesome; Goliath and Gnome besties.

    • @silverackerman394
      @silverackerman394 6 років тому +68

      Well yeah...pike is grogg's big sister kinda

    • @jmleroux7400
      @jmleroux7400 6 років тому +3

      He wants that gnome puss

    • @Pegaryx
      @Pegaryx 6 років тому +56

      1:50:27 The part about "I owe you one" and the resolution with the skipping rock... Brillant! So awesome!

    • @MasterCrander
      @MasterCrander 4 роки тому +26

      moments like 53:00 are my favorite version of that. "I got 'im"...just so soft and caring when the others can't be; 'guys, i've got this, put away the doubt.' He's so certain; not always right, but damn is he certain. Just like how he was certain they would save Scanlan and just shouted 'Fix him.'

  • @LongLiveHumour
    @LongLiveHumour 5 років тому +3575

    Grog: I would like to intimidate the corpse
    Vex: I would like to HAGGLE WITH DEATH

  • @danjohnson6039
    @danjohnson6039 4 роки тому +3046

    Headcanon: Vex's lifelong obsession with flying is rooted in her memories of playing "airship" with Vax.

    • @JA-jk9uf
      @JA-jk9uf 4 роки тому +223

      Cries even more reading this comment while Vex reads the note

    • @berrycos9
      @berrycos9 4 роки тому +55

      ADORABLE

    • @aliince9372
      @aliince9372 3 роки тому +75

      Oh, you just fucked me up. Well played.

    • @aliince9372
      @aliince9372 3 роки тому +12

      @@JA-jk9uf Well, you just fucked me up even more. What is this?

    • @lakerose
      @lakerose 3 роки тому +41

      "I wanna play airplanes.... I wanna play airplanes! I wanna reach out and fly..." - Fun Home

  • @Torlonus
    @Torlonus 7 років тому +1946

    The fact that Ashley kept a straight face through most of the flash card session... holy shit...

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 6 років тому +115

      Pro actress! That's why she gets paid those NBC bucks!

    • @WinterFaery84
      @WinterFaery84 6 років тому +39

      Mama Pike!

    • @sandragoodhew2885
      @sandragoodhew2885 5 років тому +32

      @MasterOfBaguettes I did cry! And rewound, and nearly peed myself laughing, and rewound again!

  • @xelacremant7396
    @xelacremant7396 7 років тому +2935

    42:00 Vex'ahlia finds a label in the armor with the caption "property of the raven queen. Do not wash at high temperature. Do not iron. Do not resuscitate."

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx 4 роки тому +68

      Oh my, as someone with medical training, a DNR... that changes things

    • @wjnovels6999
      @wjnovels6999 3 роки тому +14

      @@xEvilRaptorx Active ward care only not for resus! Get off that chest 💪

  • @DirtyWeeb
    @DirtyWeeb 4 роки тому +2111

    Between Grog’s gauntlet’s awakening and Keyleth’s aramente being completed this just goes to show. You always do side quests first.

    • @SortOfEggish
      @SortOfEggish 3 роки тому +159

      If they had tried to fight the Kraken earlier it would have been a short campaign

    • @xMajikMaestrox
      @xMajikMaestrox 3 роки тому +65

      @@SortOfEggish Maybe, but Scanlan would have been there.

    • @TheAshenHawk
      @TheAshenHawk 3 роки тому +120

      Or one good Polymorph from Keyleth.
      "It's a goldfish now. Don't hit it. Lodestones."

    • @BethWood01
      @BethWood01 3 роки тому +73

      If there were lair actions there were definitely legendary resistances

    • @juan6265
      @juan6265 3 роки тому +35

      i found all 900 pine cones

  • @Quotenwagnerianer
    @Quotenwagnerianer 5 років тому +3216

    Ashley apologizing for dragging out the flashcard scene.... She is so adorable, not even realizing she, Sam and Matt just created one of the best moments of the campaign.
    I was still laughing tears after it was long over.

    • @leahsander5490
      @leahsander5490 5 років тому +114

      Absolutely. I almost never laugh during these shows, or any media to be fair, but man, I was buckling over in laughter xD

    • @Hoovt
      @Hoovt 4 роки тому +89

      Not just Matt and Sam. Ashley was wonderful in this scene aswell. Wish she'd be on the show more often.

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx 4 роки тому +121

      Ash is always away but somehow, when she is present. She has the best interaction and moments. Some of the most memorable

    • @the_potato_herald
      @the_potato_herald 4 роки тому +39

      @@Hoovt ashely is included in the original comment :) "she, Sam and Matt just created" - don't worry. she gets proper credit, as she deserves :)

    • @Hoovt
      @Hoovt 4 роки тому +6

      @@the_potato_herald Just the part where she helped create this masterpiece I feel was left out. I know he did mention her.

  • @ASquared544
    @ASquared544 5 років тому +5218

    Ashley: Is doing job
    Critical Role: Has party member die
    Ashley: *"My people need me"*

    • @jtroxler8
      @jtroxler8 5 років тому +890

      Ashley: *is probably asleep because the stream went on past midnight*
      Vax: *dies*
      Ashley: *wakes up in a cold sweat* Something’s wrong!

    • @christopherbacon1077
      @christopherbacon1077 4 роки тому +358

      @@jtroxler8 IIRC when Percy died Laura got a call from Ashley almost immediately asking if Pike could somehow be bamfed over to the island where he got killed.

    • @jtroxler8
      @jtroxler8 4 роки тому +90

      Christopher Bacon exactly. She’s got a sixth sense for this kinda stuff.

    • @christopherbacon1077
      @christopherbacon1077 4 роки тому +428

      @@jtroxler8 Laura (after the show): Ashley? I thought you were in New York?
      Ashley: I teleported:
      Laura: I don't mean Pike. I mean...
      Ashley: I teleported. My work here is done. (Vanishes in a flash of light)

    • @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi
      @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi 4 роки тому +191

      You know a show is special when you tear up at hearing "the golden astral form of Pike...." and that's pretty much all you need

  • @lieslelizabeth
    @lieslelizabeth 4 роки тому +1906

    "I could tell by their bone structure and contempt."
    *WHEEZING*

    • @CalderaXII
      @CalderaXII 3 роки тому +28

      how does he do it :D

    • @kaetea3939
      @kaetea3939 3 роки тому +17

      @@CalderaXII Truly just genius

    • @evilcleaver
      @evilcleaver 2 роки тому +9

      One of the best one liners ever

    • @jkbarber99
      @jkbarber99 3 місяці тому

      I wish this had become a CR shirt merch.

  • @Phantomdemon2
    @Phantomdemon2 7 років тому +2713

    ...Did Grog just Intimidate someone back to life?

    • @anoneamose4866
      @anoneamose4866 6 років тому +428

      Phantomdemon2 well. Think of it this way. He is a great sorcerer. And if you can scare someone to death, then surely a great sorcerer like Grog, can scare someone to life.

    • @Jake007123
      @Jake007123 6 років тому +39

      It was amazing. I was expecting it and it was delivered!

    • @daddydissapointment8521
      @daddydissapointment8521 6 років тому +146

      Hella late to the thread, but it reminds me of Avenger's when Hulk screamed at Iron Man shocking him back to life

    • @singingwolf3929
      @singingwolf3929 5 років тому +34

      I found it especially funny after the "spousal abuse" look he had in the beginning when Laura smacked for trying to steal her doughnuts

    • @johnathonlangley5699
      @johnathonlangley5699 5 років тому +13

      @@singingwolf3929 If he didn't scare someone alive here, he for sure did during the Search for Bob.

  • @jackakimbo5718
    @jackakimbo5718 4 роки тому +1152

    Matt going bright fucking red in trying to remotely keep it together during the flashcard bit is just the best

    • @Rowlurorowf
      @Rowlurorowf 3 роки тому +8

      Came looking for this comment

    • @jare3959
      @jare3959 3 роки тому +88

      And that brief moment when the *next* flash card came up, and the party just stares at him
      You could tell the moment he realized "Oh right. Of course. They're waiting for the next ridiculous description."
      "What have I done?"

    • @TimStamper89
      @TimStamper89 2 роки тому +9

      I re watched that scene a few times
      Once just to watch MM the whole time

    • @christenh359
      @christenh359 2 роки тому +4

      Watching Matt during the flashcards is my favorite part.

    • @GabrielBishop
      @GabrielBishop Рік тому +7

      Pike uses midjourney (then known by the working title “dotydraws”) to commission character portraits. 😂

  • @Wilkiesmuse
    @Wilkiesmuse 3 роки тому +1191

    "How does he walk?"
    "With confidence and pride"
    Yet another underrated Taleisin one liner!

    • @matsh5633
      @matsh5633 3 роки тому +42

      "In my old room" is my favorite.

    • @Reblwitoutacause
      @Reblwitoutacause 3 роки тому +47

      Travis had a great sneaky line in there too:
      "Pick a leg"

    • @michacieslak2346
      @michacieslak2346 2 роки тому +27

      @@Reblwitoutacause I noticed Laura nodding when Sam said 'I've been calling him Jumbo or Big Guy' xD

  • @92NUKE
    @92NUKE 7 років тому +972

    Jesus christ the tone shift in this episode, from trying to bring vax back to....flashcards

    • @cathyshepard253
      @cathyshepard253 5 років тому +14

      92NUKE Cows And consequences vibes....

    • @Star_on_a_Staff
      @Star_on_a_Staff 4 роки тому +12

      Vox Machina in a sentence

    • @SPACEHARICE
      @SPACEHARICE 4 роки тому +9

      I kinda love that about critical role
      good intense RP is always followed up by A good comedic rp.

    • @alleycat2297
      @alleycat2297 4 місяці тому

      Because death is rendered stupidly trivial for ‘we’re basically gods’ VM lol

  • @witchBoi_Connor
    @witchBoi_Connor 5 років тому +690

    “I think I’ve learned something from being close to death”
    “Wot?”
    “... That’s fair.”

  • @executivelypunk
    @executivelypunk 2 роки тому +587

    ashley: *sitting on the set of blindspot*
    *bat-signal-esque projection in the shape of pike's holy symbol appears in the sky*
    ashley: *swings a mace that came from nowhere over her shoulder, her hair blowing in the wind*
    i must go. my people need me.

  • @Justaweenub
    @Justaweenub 7 років тому +1006

    Haven't seen Matt laugh this hard since Pike taught Grog how to read

    • @ariaflame-au
      @ariaflame-au 7 років тому +81

      I don't know, the bath bit from Ep 81 was also hilarious.

    • @csarmii
      @csarmii 5 років тому +3

      When was that?

    • @SkrymNV
      @SkrymNV 5 років тому +6

      @@csarmii If memory serves me right, it was after they defeated either Thordak or Raishan and went back to Whitestone.

    • @BigggusDikkkus
      @BigggusDikkkus 5 років тому +2

      @@csarmii like 4 episodes ago...

    • @keslytomaz6328
      @keslytomaz6328 3 роки тому +6

      It’s the Ashley Johnson effect

  • @ScrubbyBubbles
    @ScrubbyBubbles 7 років тому +632

    "The whole interior begins to shine in her presence" - describes pike and Ashley Johnson perfectly, love having both her and Sam on, they bring out the best in the group

  • @deworde
    @deworde 3 роки тому +1079

    Serenrae: My strength fades, you have but minutes.
    *Pike sets up the Flashcards*
    Serenrae: Oh, I've got to see this, have an extra couple of hours.

    • @Uh_khakis
      @Uh_khakis Рік тому +26

      I love the fact that I saw this comment at the begging of the episode and had the wrong impression of what the flash cards were

    • @R_Caine
      @R_Caine Місяць тому

      Serenrae: *wheezing* Worth it!

  • @Browncoat5193
    @Browncoat5193 7 років тому +824

    Looking forward to the moment that Teryon realizes that he never told Doty to stop taking orders from Pike. May that moment be as hilarious as the flash card moments.

    • @ariaflame-au
      @ariaflame-au 7 років тому +10

      I take it you're still catching up?

    • @Browncoat5193
      @Browncoat5193 7 років тому +19

      Ariaflame Yes I am. Going as fast as I can.

    • @Rztro1544
      @Rztro1544 4 роки тому +52

      There was a hint to it during the flashcard secuence, when he was about to tell Doty to write the names for him, Pike said "no" and Doty stopped.

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k 2 роки тому +2

      That would require Ashley to remember this....I'd be surprised if she does.

  • @LokNWykLeer
    @LokNWykLeer 7 років тому +922

    Pike leaves Tarry's office after spending some hours making up bullshit and telling it to him as facts. She looks down and notices a crack forming in her holy symbol. She looks up and raises a brow, points at the door. "I mean, come on."
    The crack mends itself.

  • @LightSage89
    @LightSage89 2 роки тому +508

    Ashley, regarding going over the picture flashcards: I'm sorry that took longer than expected.
    Matthew, the entire cast, every Critter on the planet: No! Please! That was so beautiful and we want more!

    • @Arkylie
      @Arkylie 5 місяців тому +3

      I have been watching this first campaign in bits and pieces and out of order and I have hit many highlights but oh man, I cannot think of a sequence that made it *this* hard to keep from laughing loud enough to rouse the household (it's 4 a.m.). My cheeks hurt. I've been crying and starting to cough. Liam's line about getting abs from the last few minutes feels all too relatable 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jkbarber99
      @jkbarber99 3 місяці тому +3

      Every Critter fanartist thanks Ashley for this massive dose of inspiration.

  • @knickelsloan9861
    @knickelsloan9861 7 років тому +1336

    “We’re not barbaric!” *The barbarian raises his hand*

    • @arthaiser
      @arthaiser 5 років тому +70

      1:45:35 i know that this is 1 year old or more but i do like when a moment has a timestamp and this moment was missing one so i found it

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 4 роки тому +9

      @@arthaiser Good man!

  • @Hathur
    @Hathur 7 років тому +1025

    Travis is the best roleplayer ever. Takes talent to play a convincing dummy when the person playing the role is anything but.

    • @kalamity273
      @kalamity273 6 років тому +45

      Not to mention how he manages to play the fool and still carry the party as some points!

    • @Animedork2008
      @Animedork2008 5 років тому +4

      I'm just starting my first d&d game and I have a low intelligence so it will be interesting

    • @konstantinosgkane7593
      @konstantinosgkane7593 5 років тому +22

      It's very interesting and sometimes very irritating to many people, that individuals coming from unusual backgrounds can often offer more. After all RP is acting and acting relies heavily on real world experience. Now if you can couple that with the traits a hard working professional acquires and the love for what you do and you got talent. Travis, Sam and Matt are all excellent examples of that.

    • @liquidzen906
      @liquidzen906 5 років тому +15

      Its harder to play an intelligent role when in real life your anything but. Lmao

    • @d.w.hardcastle3046
      @d.w.hardcastle3046 5 років тому +1

      Liquid Zen No comment.

  • @virus640
    @virus640 4 роки тому +439

    I love Matt's description of the Raven Queen as something so large and omnipresent as a god, but then becomes small and caring as the human she once was.

    • @itsyaboy9829
      @itsyaboy9829 2 роки тому +4

      When was she presented as a human?

    • @CerotheDemon
      @CerotheDemon 2 роки тому +26

      @@itsyaboy9829 literally every single time she manifests she shrinks down into her humanoid form during communion with Vax.

    • @arjay1016
      @arjay1016 2 роки тому +16

      @@itsyaboy9829 that's also her origin. She started as a human follower of the previous god of death and took over from him.

    • @itsyaboy9829
      @itsyaboy9829 2 роки тому +2

      @@arjay1016 oh! Didn't know that. Good to know, thanks.

    • @80AM.
      @80AM. Рік тому +6

      @@itsyaboy9829 watch the calamity in critical roles playlists. marisha plays the character that becomes the raven queen. lots of back story and lore to learn from the series not to mention the stellar dungeon mastering done by brennan lee mulligan

  • @nonuvurbeeznus795
    @nonuvurbeeznus795 7 років тому +678

    Anyone else think it's really sad that when Grog thought he destroyed Pike at 2:38:05 he immediately tried to choke himself to death? It was funny as hell but also sad when I thought about it.

    • @Cavers
      @Cavers 5 років тому +49

      yeah that wen't dark real fast. If he ever were to be responsible for Pike's death well Grog would have ended it right there.

    • @hartbits_
      @hartbits_ 5 років тому +8

      I was watching that part right at the time I read your comment, scary!

    • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
      @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 4 роки тому +33

      I can imagine Grog saying "if anything ever happens to Pike I'll kill all of you then myself"

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 3 роки тому +8

      @@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human random criminal: *kills pike in front of grog and starts pulling her body away*
      Same criminal: ….why do I hear thunderous footsteps boss music?
      Grog: *approaches with an almost sadistic rage filled look in his eyes*

    • @Zalied
      @Zalied 2 роки тому +10

      @@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human in the last talks Ashley said had grog died to the krak pike would travel and get stronger until she can cast true resurrection go back and kill it and bring grog back.
      Grog and pike would fight through all the demons in hell to get the other. So if one caused the death of the other I can imagine it going poorly

  • @Kdannyst
    @Kdannyst 5 років тому +738

    Pike: "I would never tell you no..."
    Everyone: o_O

    • @Rowlurorowf
      @Rowlurorowf 3 роки тому +30

      Laura's face with that was priceless

    • @RenatoGPadilla
      @RenatoGPadilla 3 роки тому +59

      Somewhere in Exandria, Scanlan Shorthalt learned to rage...

    • @coreygauthreaux2547
      @coreygauthreaux2547 3 роки тому +23

      @@RenatoGPadilla A gnome bardbarian could be amazing.

    • @excusemeprincess8252
      @excusemeprincess8252 3 роки тому +7

      Ashley said that literally right as I read this comment

    • @dragonheart1236
      @dragonheart1236 2 роки тому +2

      @@coreygauthreaux2547 considering this used to be a Pathfinder game, he could have easily been a Skald.

  • @JJ-dq6nu
    @JJ-dq6nu 4 роки тому +640

    2:17:08
    Taryon “Do what ever the young lady asks”
    Pike “Don’t follow orders from taryon anymore“
    And that’s how you get yourself a robot

    • @Isaac-gj8tf
      @Isaac-gj8tf Рік тому +1

      Thats a catch 22 right there

    • @MereMortal1010
      @MereMortal1010 10 місяців тому +1

      Love the profile pic, been running a rime game for 2 years now!

  • @phantomskyler5448
    @phantomskyler5448 7 років тому +695

    Man this is like the third time Ashley's come back just in time to perform a Resurrection on these guys. XD There's the secret to getting Ashley back on the show, kill somebody. XD

    • @jeremytinker2039
      @jeremytinker2039 6 років тому +16

      Phantomskyler I wonder how many people are now plotting Keyleth's death...

    • @chrisparker6517
      @chrisparker6517 6 років тому +9

      Oh her death cometh

    • @rowdeemunkee
      @rowdeemunkee 5 років тому +47

      "MOOOOM we lost one again!"

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 4 роки тому +4

      @@chrisparker6517 She's been dead before. She used to have dark hair. Though the funniest thing is that she switched to War Domain and, despite Keyleth having healing spells and a more steady availability, is still the de facto party healer.

    • @wouldiwasshookspeared4087
      @wouldiwasshookspeared4087 2 роки тому

      Didn't work in C2, but then again, she wasn't a cleric then.

  • @Breakerbreaker172
    @Breakerbreaker172 5 років тому +967

    1:41:32 "long may you reign"
    somewhere in wildemount mollymauk sneezes

    • @TropicStormed
      @TropicStormed 4 роки тому +88

      His nose starts bleeding and his swords light up, but he has no clue why

    • @WinryWinchester
      @WinryWinchester 4 роки тому +33

      It hits differently

    • @lerinn2783
      @lerinn2783 4 роки тому +103

      Knowing that Molly isn't even Molly at this point and is some dude named Lucien makes it even better.

    • @chintex_
      @chintex_ 4 роки тому +21

      @@lerinn2783 hopfully we get to find out something abou that in the future. Would be a shame to not explore it.

    • @Law-of-EnTropy
      @Law-of-EnTropy 4 роки тому +24

      I think Lucien was still a teenager when all these happened.

  • @LadyKross
    @LadyKross 2 роки тому +356

    The whole scene with Ashley/Pike going through the drawings with Sam/Taryon is easily the most hilarious moment in this campaign so far. Watching everyone, including Matt, double over and turn red from laughter is so damn infectious. I have rewatched the whole thing 8 times already and will probably do so many more times.

    • @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll
      @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll 2 роки тому +18

      The hallmark of the really top-tier moments, I find, is when I absolutely have to rewind once for every cast member's reaction (at minimum).

    • @whitemoonwolf13
      @whitemoonwolf13 2 роки тому +7

      it's up there with the return of victor for me. really any moment that makes liam disappear is pretty fantastic

    • @archautumnna261
      @archautumnna261 Рік тому +3

      Or even the Cannon ball Scene in the Mansion

    • @at.myrthe
      @at.myrthe Рік тому +1

      2:21:39 yess favorite moment so far

  • @delaraphilip
    @delaraphilip 5 років тому +278

    Grog has the best moments during the resurrection rituals! Hands down
    Also, Sam is a genius...incorporating Scanlan into his back story without mentioning him, turn a moment where the group was laughing at him to one where their jaws dropped. He's just on another level. So so good!

  • @mazie1874
    @mazie1874 5 років тому +602

    The flash card scene was one of the best things I’ve ever seen. Everyone loved it and you could tell that towards the end they broke Matt and that’s pretty hard to do, but we can always count on Sam to break him. I just have to say that the flash card scene was amazing and I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time.

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 3 роки тому +20

      One thing that always kills me, the “how does he walk?”
      That means that, as huge as Grog is, his equipment is proportionally large even for his size. What kind of monster is he hiding down there? And how much does he have to pay the ladies of pleasure to handle it?

    • @psychodrummer1567
      @psychodrummer1567 3 роки тому +25

      @@Ajehy "how does he walk?"
      Taliesin: "With confidence and pride!"

    • @Draezeth
      @Draezeth 3 роки тому +7

      @@psychodrummer1567 This comment made me realize how glad I am Sam's new character is besties with Taliesin's. The two best senses of humor, together at last.

    • @TheLoneSniperPro
      @TheLoneSniperPro 2 роки тому

      I hadn’t gotten to this point when I saw this comment and all I saw was ‘flash cards’ and wasn’t sure what this meant. I wasn’t disappointed when I got to the scene. 😂

    • @deleria010
      @deleria010 2 роки тому +2

      Oh mama Pike! She was so good.

  • @rhokesh4391
    @rhokesh4391 2 роки тому +586

    In this episode of Critical Role, we learn that Ashley Johnson has a really, *really* good pokerface.

    • @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll
      @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll 2 роки тому +68

      Her comedy chops are superb, and I'm kicking myself now for not appreciating her nearly enough for a long time. Completely in love with how she gets to flex in campaign 3, playing a fey creature who is all about the subtly chaotic/absurdist shenanigans.

    • @katxero1
      @katxero1 Рік тому +46

      It was you might say, a blindspot you had about her?

  • @mariano8992
    @mariano8992 6 років тому +2036

    "Doty she said realism"
    *Doty nods*
    "Really?"
    best part

    • @NateDeckerTV
      @NateDeckerTV 5 років тому +13

      Alessandro S I’m glad frogs size is canon

    • @jonahgreallyryan4249
      @jonahgreallyryan4249 4 роки тому +86

      @@NateDeckerTV frog strongleap, the greatest of fox machina

    • @xbigbubba6944
      @xbigbubba6944 4 роки тому +23

      @@jonahgreallyryan4249 I was drinking while reading this, thanks for making me have to clean ginger ale off my couch!

    • @TraskTrojanek
      @TraskTrojanek 3 роки тому +12

      the whole flashcard scene was amazing but yeah, that took the cake

    • @jacobwalker5128
      @jacobwalker5128 3 роки тому +1

      @@jonahgreallyryan4249 i fucking spit when i read that

  • @adammartinez8450
    @adammartinez8450 5 років тому +1968

    Sam connecting Taryon with Scanlon... Dude's a genius.

    • @mandaispanda
      @mandaispanda 4 роки тому +54

      Adam Martinez I LOVED that. How fun, how clever! It’s nice that they’re peppering him in once in a while.

    • @pagenein
      @pagenein 4 роки тому +115

      Also that means Scanlan had been to Wildemount way before VM went to Draconia

    • @michaelmacdonald4042
      @michaelmacdonald4042 4 роки тому +9

      I missed that. How did Sam tie the two together?

    • @pagenein
      @pagenein 4 роки тому +52

      Michael MacDonald watch from 1:13:55 (he’s not mentioned by name but it’s alluded to)

    • @crisjiandennington991
      @crisjiandennington991 4 роки тому +19

      @@pagenein now the question is how far has he traveled

  • @galev3955
    @galev3955 3 роки тому +293

    "have a skipping rock..."
    Travis: "OooooOOOOooooh!" The genuine simple joy that Travis brings with Grog is so pure.

  • @pawakin
    @pawakin 7 років тому +214

    2:01:57 "You watch as the beholder that's looking around excitedly..."
    I image Keyleth as a chibi style, up-side down curves for eyes, with the "Christmas came early" expression somehow ending up being a really cute beholder.

    • @vampier97
      @vampier97 4 роки тому +3

      Mee too

    • @cpt.awesome7281
      @cpt.awesome7281 3 роки тому +3

      I imagined her accidentally petrifying, like, three people. 😂

  • @thedwarvenlord5610
    @thedwarvenlord5610 7 років тому +772

    "Dotty, I said realism" *Dotty nods* "Wait, you mean... WOAH"

    • @ciarfah
      @ciarfah 6 років тому +46

      Senor Taco Grog Strongdong

    • @Lngbrdninjamasta
      @Lngbrdninjamasta 6 років тому +1

      Timestamp? 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @alchemicalguns
      @alchemicalguns 6 років тому +3

      i think about 2:23:01. might be mistaken.

    • @alchemicalguns
      @alchemicalguns 6 років тому +10

      actually, it's 2:30:48. sorry.

    • @Kasino80
      @Kasino80 4 роки тому +4

      "it's Doty"

  • @AntagonistPrime
    @AntagonistPrime 4 роки тому +921

    Pike urging Terry to explore the group sexually is probably the funniest D&D moment I've witnessed so far.

    • @c0niferal
      @c0niferal 4 роки тому +93

      I was just waiting for her to answer his hierarchy question with 'well we tend to start with Grog' or something, woulda been hilarious 😂

    • @wadeking4054
      @wadeking4054 3 роки тому +35

      If there's anything the flashcards prove, Grog is a good starting point.

    • @nukm4
      @nukm4 3 роки тому +76

      @@wadeking4054 I think you'd probably need to work your way up to grog.... loosen up, so to speak.

    • @Hkt1kTurnie
      @Hkt1kTurnie 3 роки тому +13

      @@nukm4 Bruh lol

    • @Grimmjowking
      @Grimmjowking 3 роки тому +9

      @@nukm4 bruh 😂

  • @Corvo-xo4yo
    @Corvo-xo4yo 5 років тому +739

    1st half of the episode: crying
    2nd half: almost rolling off my bed laughing

    • @thesparechannel6580
      @thesparechannel6580 4 роки тому +9

      Like a reverse musical

    • @purplethenumber6185
      @purplethenumber6185 4 роки тому +3

      That makes this eppisode so good

    • @ijustdontcare
      @ijustdontcare 4 роки тому +9

      I was also crying with laughter during Sam's Loot Crate "challenge", so this episode really was an emotional rollercoaster

    • @taRomi93
      @taRomi93 4 роки тому

      @@ijustdontcare that was the best damn thing :D ever!

    • @roxana5490
      @roxana5490 4 роки тому +1

      1st half: crying
      2nd half: crying

  • @deamon506
    @deamon506 4 роки тому +992

    Sam incorporating Scanlan into his other character’s backstory is amazing

    • @brandonclark8458
      @brandonclark8458 4 роки тому +86

      We all know, like we KNOW that is whats happening, but it sure would have been fun if Sam had intentionally led us on silently knowing it wasn't Scanlan, and had just happened to be a coincidence that there was another gnome of similar attitude around at the time.

    • @JtotheMeezy
      @JtotheMeezy 3 роки тому +80

      Not as amazing as the fact that Scanlan canonically has been shitting in beds for 15 years.

    • @uli11
      @uli11 Рік тому +2

      You cant *know* that it's Scanlan... coulda been anyone.

    • @deamon506
      @deamon506 Рік тому

      @@uli11 this comment is over 3 years old and I have no idea what it’s referring to, but thanks for your insight.

    • @zachrom2621
      @zachrom2621 Рік тому

      @@deamon506 oh hello recent person. funny seeing you here.

  • @Tori-mh7fg
    @Tori-mh7fg 3 роки тому +572

    it's my headcanon that Percy got into braiding and beading so he could do Vex's hair in case Vax can't

    • @flamekatico
      @flamekatico 2 роки тому +62

      As if I needed any more reasons to cry, thank you

    • @ashleylaricci2023
      @ashleylaricci2023 2 роки тому +55

      I wonder who taught him, maybe he asked Cassandra to and it was also a nice sibling bonding time for them

    • @bookmarkyourthoughtsblog
      @bookmarkyourthoughtsblog 4 місяці тому

      Well I’m just gonna go cry in a corner now! 😭

  • @cakeinyoface6
    @cakeinyoface6 7 років тому +196

    "... I will know when you're not looking at your flashcards." Gotta love momma Pike.

  • @mattsnyder4754
    @mattsnyder4754 7 років тому +349

    I'm just waiting for the day when Pike's mom look results in a "roll for intimidation."

    • @damiwayne8289
      @damiwayne8289 5 років тому +7

      Matt Snyder I mean during the fight against Umbrasyl she pulled that off without a roll.

    • @leoli17037
      @leoli17037 5 років тому +27

      Pike's mom look auto succeed, no roll needed

  • @TheBrywarrior90
    @TheBrywarrior90 3 роки тому +176

    Mercer has such an adorable, child-like laugh, I love Liam's physicality to laughter (often disappearing from our view), but Taliesin's laugh penetrates all other sound and it is

  • @Steeler_
    @Steeler_ 3 роки тому +345

    trying to bring it back up for 2021 :)
    0:35 - Sam's Ultimate Lootcrate Mistake
    14:02 - Game Begins
    15:50 - "So, before we get into this..."
    16:52 - She emerges...
    17:59 - Kraken!
    ---
    27:23 - The first solution
    30:23 - Vox Machina needs their cleric
    33:30 - Doty and Tary
    38:24 - Enter, Pike
    45:05 - First Ritual Offering
    49:14 - Next Offering*
    52:40 - The LAST and Final offering
    ---
    1:10:00 - PAY ATTENTION, DOTY!
    1:11:54 - Pike meets Tary
    (1:13:55 - Secret Bard Easter Egg, Unlocked)
    ---
    1:18:13 - *Break * - 1:36:03
    ---
    1:59:51 - Keyleth's New Ability
    2:04:09 - but that voice...
    2:11:20 - A Learning Experience
    2:13:02 - The Egg
    ---
    2:16:06 - A BRILLIANT SEQUENCE Begins---
    2:16:34 - M'Lady
    2:18:04 - Scattered Gnomish #1
    2:19:42 - Metallic Creeper
    2:22:16 - Flash Cards
    2:22:41 - Card #1
    2:25:52 - Card #2
    2:28:23 - Card #3
    2:30:40 - Card #4 ... woah
    2:32:37 - The best lie, to date!
    2:33:22 - Final roll call
    2:33:55 - Scattered Gnomish #2
    ---
    2:37:38 - "QUICK SQUEEZE!"
    2:41:00 - Tary picks up the tab
    2:43:16 - DAMN, Gramps! That was dark!!
    2:49:06 - VM returns to their keep once more
    2:53:12 - The Bedroom Situation
    (2:55:40 - What do you need? Whatcha got?)
    3:02:23 - The Mysterious Tome
    3:07:00 - Books = Doors??
    3:09:16 - Reading the Tome

  • @Nomzilladraws
    @Nomzilladraws 7 років тому +338

    Matthew fucking Mercer and his ability to do voices and sounds. I thought that writing sound was the ambiance?!

  • @Tatchiaz
    @Tatchiaz Рік тому +139

    Bringing it up top for the 2024 gang

  • @Th3F1rebird
    @Th3F1rebird 7 років тому +1472

    TARY COMES FROM A MOB FAMILY THAT'S WHY HE ONLY LEARNS THE NAMES OF PEOPLE HE CARES ABOUT BECAUSE MOBSTERS HAVE NICKNAMES

    • @RecklessFables
      @RecklessFables 7 років тому +109

      It is safer you don't know too many details

    • @Dedalus94
      @Dedalus94 6 років тому +64

      Technically, at least as of the beginning of this episode, Percy is the only one who's introduced himself to Taryon.

    • @SorceressKana
      @SorceressKana 6 років тому +45

      Dedalus94 No, Vax has introduced himself and Vex.

    • @FishoD
      @FishoD 6 років тому +150

      The second he said "My father has a friend named Dog who just holds people until they want to tell us what we want." or "Why don't we just pour acid on him if we want to ask him questions, it's much faster". Etc etc. It's 100% clear that his family is evil mafia shitheads since his second episode apearance.

    • @khaldrakon
      @khaldrakon 6 років тому +61

      Fisho D Dog was definitely a reference to the Hound from Game of Thrones, Taryon is pretty obviously partly inspired by Tyrion Lannister.

  • @mrephunk
    @mrephunk 6 років тому +884

    "Here have some sea shells..........and a skipping rock."
    "Ooooohhhhh"
    Travis makes Grog real

    • @kkTeaz
      @kkTeaz 4 роки тому

      Timestamp

    • @jamie9365
      @jamie9365 4 роки тому +2

      @1:50:30

    • @TraskTrojanek
      @TraskTrojanek 3 роки тому +3

      Reciting his title to Pike.. he's the best.

  • @cmc.creates
    @cmc.creates 4 роки тому +222

    only 4 minutes in. Laura's "SAMUEL!" in a momly, scolding tone will forever be in my memory 😂

  • @camiart_casual
    @camiart_casual 7 років тому +679

    Ahhhh Sam Reigel, keeping PolyMachina alive and well... and occasionally breaking Matt Mercer

    • @silenamoon844
      @silenamoon844 7 років тому +26

      prideling I died of laughter as Matt died of this awesome scene.

  • @Caspronfire
    @Caspronfire 4 роки тому +340

    Matt's writing sounds are literally incredible. If I wasn't watching him do it I'd think they just edited it in or something, it sounds so real

  • @quantumraptor1485
    @quantumraptor1485 2 роки тому +119

    The fact Matt was even dying with his bright red face at Tary asking if he could “mingle” with the group just made it all the better 2:29:25

  • @overnightgrowth
    @overnightgrowth 7 років тому +754

    "Bone Structure and Contempt" XD

  • @whalington1780
    @whalington1780 5 років тому +206

    "You dock at the city of Emond"
    Keyleth : "I want to turn into a dragon."

  • @jablotheflan
    @jablotheflan Рік тому +60

    trying to bring it back up for 2023 :)
    0:35 - Sam's Ultimate Lootcrate Mistake
    14:02 - Game Begins
    15:50 - "So, before we get into this..."
    16:52 - She emerges...
    17:59 - Kraken!
    ---
    27:23 - The first solution
    30:23 - Vox Machina needs their cleric
    33:30 - Doty and Tary
    38:24 - Enter, Pike
    45:05 - First Ritual Offering
    49:14 - Next Offering*
    52:40 - The LAST and Final offering
    ---
    1:10:00 - PAY ATTENTION, DOTY!
    1:11:54 - Pike meets Tary
    (1:13:55 - Secret Bard Easter Egg, Unlocked)
    ---
    1:18:13 - *Break * - 1:36:03
    ---
    1:59:51 - Keyleth's New Ability
    2:04:09 - but that voice...
    2:11:20 - A Learning Experience
    2:13:02 - The Egg
    ---
    2:16:06 - A BRILLIANT SEQUENCE Begins---
    2:16:34 - M'Lady
    2:18:04 - Scattered Gnomish #1
    2:19:42 - Metallic Creeper
    2:22:16 - Flash Cards
    2:22:41 - Card #1
    2:25:52 - Card #2
    2:28:23 - Card #3
    2:30:40 - Card #4 ... woah
    2:32:37 - The best lie, to date!
    2:33:22 - Final roll call
    2:33:55 - Scattered Gnomish #2
    ---
    2:37:38 - "QUICK SQUEEZE!"
    2:41:00 - Tary picks up the tab
    2:43:16 - DAMN, Gramps! That was dark!!
    2:49:06 - VM returns to their keep once more
    2:53:12 - The Bedroom Situation
    (2:55:40 - What do you need? Whatcha got?)
    3:02:23 - The Mysterious Tome
    3:07:00 - Books = Doors??
    3:09:16 - Reading the Tome

  • @Elanchana
    @Elanchana 5 років тому +689

    “Be what you wish...” “I turn into a beholder.”
    Oh Keyleth. Never change. 😂

    • @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi
      @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi 4 роки тому +4

      I love it XD

    • @TheReaver1234
      @TheReaver1234 4 роки тому +3

      When did that happen I think I missed it

    • @DerpGnome
      @DerpGnome 4 роки тому +9

      @@TheReaver1234 2:00:05 (I used the timestamp for when that whole shapechange thing started, because it's so darn cool ;D)

  • @Gordyan_Knot
    @Gordyan_Knot 6 років тому +441

    Sam damn near killed Liam during the flashcard scene

    • @sandragoodhew2885
      @sandragoodhew2885 5 років тому +31

      I think he almost did a tpk....

    • @caseybaker7935
      @caseybaker7935 4 роки тому +42

      I always love watching Liam during bits like that and when characters like Victor show up, partly because what's usually mopey Vax is now the much less mopey Liam almost falling out of his chair

    • @Joemantler
      @Joemantler 3 роки тому +15

      Nah... look at Matt just as Sam says "now that I'm a full fledged member." I think he is about to blow a blood vessel!

  • @linnic
    @linnic 3 роки тому +552

    As someone who started with s2, I was not prepared to hear Percy say “long may he reign”

  • @olga1231
    @olga1231 5 років тому +1560

    It's dangerous to go into the coments, a nice person did this, sorry i forgot your name
    0:35 - Sam's Ultimate Lootcrate Mistake
    14:02 - Game Begins
    15:50 - "So, before we get into this..."
    16:52 - She emerges...
    17:59 - Kraken!
    ---
    27:23 - The first solution
    30:23 - Vox Machina needs their cleric
    33:30 - Doty and Tary
    38:24 - Enter, Pike
    45:05 - First Ritual Offering
    49:14 - Next Offering*
    52:40 - The LAST and Final offering
    ---
    1:10:00 - PAY ATTENTION, DOTY!
    1:11:54 - Pike meets Tary
    (1:13:55 - Secret Bard Easter Egg, Unlocked)
    ---
    1:18:13 - *Break * - 1:36:03
    ---
    1:59:51 - Keyleth's New Ability
    2:04:09 - but that voice...
    2:11:20 - A Learning Experience
    2:13:02 - The Egg
    ---
    2:16:06 - A BRILLIANT SEQUENCE Begins---
    2:16:34 - M'Lady
    2:18:04 - Scattered Gnomish #1
    2:19:42 - Metallic Creeper
    2:22:16 - Flash Cards
    2:22:41 - Card #1
    2:25:52 - Card #2
    2:28:23 - Card #3
    2:30:40 - Card #4 ... woah
    2:32:37 - The best lie, to date!
    2:33:22 - Final roll call
    2:33:55 - Scattered Gnomish #2
    ---
    2:37:38 - "QUICK SQUEEZE!"
    2:41:00 - Tary picks up the tab
    2:43:16 - DAMN, Gramps! That was dark!!
    2:49:06 - VM returns to their keep once more
    2:53:12 - The Bedroom Situation
    (2:55:40 - What do you need? Whatcha got?)
    3:02:23 - The Mysterious Tome
    3:07:00 - Books = Doors??
    3:09:16 - Reading the Tome

  • @thestarlightforge6568
    @thestarlightforge6568 5 років тому +917

    “And besides. You know I’m in love with you, right?” 😭😭😭
    That’s what he said, right before they first, first kissed. All that time ago.
    What an episode

    • @isaac8734
      @isaac8734 4 роки тому +84

      Plus the recall to her hand print on his back from removing of the clasp symbol. Also great.

    • @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi
      @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi 4 роки тому +53

      @@isaac8734 giving him a light in the darkness he thought he deserved because of his upbringing. Those two dorks (PCs) don't realize how brave they actually are.

    • @ryankelly3465
      @ryankelly3465 3 роки тому +69

      I love the part of the comment section where people aren’t hating on keyleth

    • @mikebearthegamer1365
      @mikebearthegamer1365 3 роки тому +6

      @@ryankelly3465 facts

    • @blitzer9981
      @blitzer9981 3 роки тому +15

      @@ryankelly3465 Shhhhhhh! You’ll summon them!

  • @spacecowboyeddie6803
    @spacecowboyeddie6803 2 роки тому +69

    Me crying hard over Vax's ritual, and then dying with laughing over the Pike and Tary flashcard scene, is one of the many reasons why I love this show so much. The aggressive tone shifts.

  • @MonarchsFactory
    @MonarchsFactory 7 років тому +775

    Man, I freaking adore Pike

    • @heatherwind
      @heatherwind 6 років тому +26

      "I'm eating my feelings!" -- I love Ashley so much

    • @raswartz
      @raswartz 6 років тому +22

      The cutest part is Ashley apologizing afterwards for taking so long...

    • @Nikelaos_Khristianos
      @Nikelaos_Khristianos 6 років тому +8

      Mamma Pike!

    • @SPACEHARICE
      @SPACEHARICE 4 роки тому +1

      we all do shes amazing

  • @Browncoat5193
    @Browncoat5193 7 років тому +428

    Imagine if the rest of VM came across the flashcards; out of context, with something written in gnomish that they can't read.
    HAHA HAHA

    • @louisec-m9503
      @louisec-m9503 5 років тому +54

      'Oh shit, we adopted another Garmelie?'

    • @christiandeepe6414
      @christiandeepe6414 2 роки тому

      Well the best part is he wrote Percy’s name abbreviated in Common, so with a high enough Intelligence check they could probably figure it out!

    • @goatelope7539
      @goatelope7539 2 роки тому

      Omg

  • @eddiecollins7665
    @eddiecollins7665 4 роки тому +134

    “You know I’m in love with you, right?”
    This is what Vax said to Keyleth before he kissed her for the first time.

  • @themardbard9096
    @themardbard9096 5 років тому +218

    Liam pinching his brow during Sam's Lootcrate ad, but still defending him with the "real art makes you uncomfortable and challenges you," is big husband vibes.

  • @AaronBatteenA3
    @AaronBatteenA3 7 років тому +352

    Book Opens, Vox Machina starts hearing bagpipes. A vision of Scanlan fills the room as he begins singing, "Never gonna give you up...."

  • @ashleylaricci2023
    @ashleylaricci2023 2 роки тому +200

    Marisha modifying her spell so she can turn into a giant Raven for the sake of style is perfect, something I would 100% do.

  • @appleonsauce2035
    @appleonsauce2035 5 років тому +279

    "take these wings and fly" Now im crying.

  • @ethanpeterson5640
    @ethanpeterson5640 5 років тому +276

    Matt's writing sounds for Doty are so good I thought he was actually writing.

  • @asserm.8047
    @asserm.8047 2 роки тому +67

    i loved Matt fistbumping the air and not making Pike roll a deception check even tho she was lying bc he loved the scene so much LMFAO

  • @unbreakablelag
    @unbreakablelag 5 років тому +378

    Tary may not have been what the group wanted, but he was definitely what they needed.

    • @kezrah_shieldwall
      @kezrah_shieldwall 3 роки тому +51

      Sam created a character who deals nothing but low blows to almost every VM member.
      He confronts them with their flaws as players and as characters.
      Many things he accused them of as Scanlan, before he left the party is now embodied in Tary. He confronts them with their flaws.
      He claims to have all the money and riches that Vex always seemed to want. And he flaunts it around, teasing her.
      He has Doty, which is also a perfect dig at Vex and her understandable obsession with Trinket as well as a dig at Percy, who prouds himself as a genius in tinkering.
      Speaking of: by being a kind of tinkerer with Doty, whether or not he actually built him himself, he takes away a part of Percy's uniqueness in the group. Taliesin reacts perfectly as a player and turns this kind of insulting situation into a nerdy friendship.
      He points out Keyleth as the glorious leader of the group. Something she was struggling with all the time, which is why everyone in the chat is uncomfortable with her most of the time.
      It's hilarious for Sam doing it, but it works well with Tarys kind of douchebag character.
      He is completely disinterested with Vax or "little elf boy", he tries
      not (yet at least) to engage in serious emotional situations, because that was always a strong connecting point for Vax to the other characters.
      It's like he's telling him: no one cares about your emo shit.
      He is not too harsh against Grog yet, but its easy to make fun of the Intelligence of 6 Barb. And Travis plays Grog so well, that Grog takes no offense in it, often not realizing it being offensive in the first place.
      So what Sam is doing is maybe uncomfortable, but brilliant.

    • @DannyMakesVideosIGuess
      @DannyMakesVideosIGuess 3 роки тому +14

      @@kezrah_shieldwall Tary is the perfect substitute for Scanlan being absent for a while, by no means a replacement but a welcome extended guest

    • @Rated314
      @Rated314 3 роки тому +11

      Between Ashley's Pike disappearing for weeks at a time... and the dismissal of Orion's Tiberius...
      The party balance is dangerously out of whack. No cleric and no legitimate caster... o_O

    • @TimStamper89
      @TimStamper89 2 роки тому +1

      I get the feeling that was the whole point of him

    • @brilobox2
      @brilobox2 7 місяців тому +1

      @@Rated314 the druid can easily fill both of those roles, not as well as either but both at once.

  • @Doughy_in_the_Middle
    @Doughy_in_the_Middle 7 років тому +427

    "Doty...draw us like one of your elf girls."

    • @DamascoGamer
      @DamascoGamer 7 років тому +9

      DoughyInTheMiddle fancy elf girl...that's gold!

    • @epkesel
      @epkesel 5 років тому +1

      Omg... I read that as "... one of your *night* elf girls" and as a World of Warcraft player it is SO TRUE

    • @xXJAKMACKXx
      @xXJAKMACKXx 5 років тому +1

      HAHAHAHAA

  • @jeremybeamer3029
    @jeremybeamer3029 2 роки тому +95

    2:29:21 “Now that I’m a full-fledged member…”
    I honestly don’t think I’ve ever seen Matt laugh harder!

    • @Zalied
      @Zalied 2 роки тому +12

      I think my favorite running gag is everytime Tary speaks Percy just mumbles his disagreement

  • @TheSvmurai
    @TheSvmurai 7 років тому +554

    *Full Timestamp List*
    ---
    0:35 - Sam's Ultimate Lootcrate Mistake
    8:10 - Violent Doughnut Denial
    14:02 - Game Begins
    15:50 - "So, before we get into this..."
    16:52 - *She* emerges...
    17:59 - Kraken!
    ---
    27:23 - The *first* solution
    30:23 - Vox Machina *needs* their cleric
    33:30 - Doty and Tary
    38:24 - Enter, Pike
    45:05 - *First Ritual Offering*
    49:14 - Next Offering*
    52:40 - *The LAST and Final offering*
    ---
    1:10:00 - PAY ATTENTION, DOTY!
    1:11:54 - Pike meets Tary
    (1:13:55 - Secret Bard Easter Egg, Unlocked)
    ---
    1:18:13 - *Break * - 1:36:03
    ---
    1:59:51 - Keyleth's New Ability
    2:04:09 - but that voice...
    2:11:20 - A Learning Experience
    2:13:02 - The Egg
    ---
    2:16:06 - A *BRILLIANT* SEQUENCE Begins---
    2:16:34 - M'Lady
    2:18:04 - Scattered Gnomish #1
    2:19:42 - *Metallic Creeper*
    2:22:16 - Flash Cards
    2:22:41 - *Card #1*
    2:25:52 - *Card #2*
    2:28:23 - *Card #3*
    2:30:40 - *Card #4 ... woah*
    2:32:37 - The best lie, to date!
    2:33:22 - Final roll call
    2:33:55 - Scattered Gnomish #2
    ---
    2:37:38 - "QUICK SQUEEZE!"
    2:41:00 - Tary picks up the tab
    2:43:16 - DAMN, Gramps! That was dark!!
    2:49:06 - VM returns to their keep once more
    2:53:12 - The Bedroom Situation
    (2:55:40 - What do you need? Whatcha got?)
    3:02:23 - The Mysterious Tome
    3:07:00 - Books = Doors??
    3:09:16 - Reading the Tome

  • @spacecowboy2606
    @spacecowboy2606 7 років тому +334

    Goddamn, Matt totally fucked me up with his foley for the pencil sounds when Doty was writing.
    Generally I listen to the stream while doing other things, but as I heard the pencil scratches my first thought was, "Wow, Matt has audio recordings to play while Doty writes". I look up and HES FUCKING MAKING THE SOUNDS WITH HIS MOUTH GODDAMN MERCER IS AMAZING.

    • @bombshellblonde544
      @bombshellblonde544 7 років тому +7

      spacecowboy2606 IT'S SO GOOD! That sound effect is so flawless!!! I was stunned.

    • @Gender_Ascender
      @Gender_Ascender 7 років тому +11

      Timestamp?

    • @davidmcdanel427
      @davidmcdanel427 7 років тому

      I thought it was Liam scratching under the table at first then I noticed Matt's mouth.

  • @williamross6477
    @williamross6477 3 роки тому +196

    “After trading some tales about a few interesting at sea endeavors you guys get along swimmingly”
    HOW DID NOBODY CATCH THIS???

    • @alhemičarka
      @alhemičarka 2 роки тому +18

      He also said smth like "they're sarcastic and salty" right before that and i laughed so hard! Genuinely surprised no one caught on to so many puns

  • @SignoftheMagi
    @SignoftheMagi 5 років тому +1027

    Marisha: "I'm a golden god."
    *Gravity will remember this.*

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx 4 роки тому +52

      *Looks at episode number* Soon...

    • @shwiiiiies4704
      @shwiiiiies4704 4 роки тому +3

      damnnnnn hahahahah that'll e hillarious

    • @rurouniraphael
      @rurouniraphael 4 роки тому +1

      Yup, this right here... epic.

    • @mohammadfletcher5312
      @mohammadfletcher5312 4 роки тому +9

      I'm am not sure about this, but that could've been a reference to It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia...

    • @GeorgieChaos
      @GeorgieChaos 3 роки тому +1

      It's a quote from Almost Famous.
      One of the rockstars that the lead character is touring with so he can write about them gets really high & stands on a roof to say that sentence to the whole party.

  • @Saturnfanboy
    @Saturnfanboy 5 років тому +1067

    Whenever a member of Vox Machina goes down:
    Vex: Quick, light the Pike Signal!
    Pike:My people need me!(Starts running.)

    • @alexv3357
      @alexv3357 4 роки тому +57

      Vox Machina: lights the Pike signal
      Pike: runs, breaks stealth

    • @JonathanMandrake
      @JonathanMandrake 4 роки тому +39

      A cleric is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he is needed to.

    • @Ridley1313
      @Ridley1313 4 роки тому +41

      @@alexv3357 CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG

    • @walfman100
      @walfman100 3 роки тому +6

      takes 10 turns getting close enough with her tiny gnome legs

    • @aliince9372
      @aliince9372 3 роки тому +7

      NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA PIKE!

  • @ViciousDalek
    @ViciousDalek 4 роки тому +59

    Why is it Grog's pleas to his dead party members that always get to me?! Travis' RP is always SO GOOD

  • @bravos1076
    @bravos1076 7 років тому +551

    Laura's acting during the ritual is why I love her. It was pure brilliance. She is very underrated as a video game actress.

    • @touristemily
      @touristemily 7 років тому +5

      Last Jedi I completely agree. She's understated and wonderful.

    • @cyphus5
      @cyphus5 7 років тому +42

      Last Jedi she's not underestimated. if you look at her full filmography gets lots of work, because of her talents. she's amazing, but I think most people agree.

    • @bravos1076
      @bravos1076 7 років тому +19

      Shane Kirby oh I know but what I meant was she doesn't get a lot of praise because she is a video game actress if you get me?

    • @rileyboy10
      @rileyboy10 7 років тому +31

      I mean considering that's her main job, no, she get's a lot of credit and praise for being quite possibly the most talented and famous female voice actor next to jennifer hale.

    • @Gender_Ascender
      @Gender_Ascender 7 років тому +5

      Seth Grave Oooh, that's an arguable point. She's good, that's damn sure, but I'm willing to argue Tara Strong is at least on the same level.

  • @lehtamohan3595
    @lehtamohan3595 5 років тому +110

    An animated video of Taryon learning names was honestly what made me decide to watch this series :D

  • @synthellaart1587
    @synthellaart1587 Рік тому +42

    Okay, I just need to say, that Ashley and Sam are just the perfect combination, all their interactions are just gold. Pike teaching Tary the names of Vox Machina was just as hilarious as the Scene between Pike and Scanlan after he proposed to her. I couldn't breath.

  • @davidg.8031
    @davidg.8031 7 років тому +854

    2:16:08 starts the "flashcards" scene

    • @Kizzy-qb9si
      @Kizzy-qb9si 7 років тому +78

      David G. Mama pike is the most power character

    • @daughterofluthien
      @daughterofluthien 7 років тому +54

      I literally came to the video to watch this particular scene, so thank you. You are the hero this fandom needs :P

    • @AnnaPaulsonDramaChickReviews
      @AnnaPaulsonDramaChickReviews 7 років тому +38

      Thanks man. I remember seeing this live and nearly died from laughter. Everyone needs to see this at least once

    • @Kizzy-qb9si
      @Kizzy-qb9si 7 років тому +16

      Carolyn Walters keyleth and vax have their own destinies, Percy has Whitestone and a lifetime of redemption

    • @mikechan1894
      @mikechan1894 7 років тому +4

      Oh wow... hilarious!

  • @JohnRed53
    @JohnRed53 7 років тому +523

    0:35 - Sam's Ultimate Lootcrate Mistake
    14:02 - Game Begins
    15:50 - "So, before we get into this..."
    16:52 - She emerges...
    17:59 - Kraken!
    ---
    27:23 - The first solution
    30:23 - Vox Machina needs their cleric
    33:30 - Doty and Tary
    38:24 - Enter, Pike
    45:05 - First Ritual Offering
    49:14 - Next Offering*
    52:40 - The LAST and Final offering
    ---
    1:10:00 - PAY ATTENTION, DOTY!
    1:11:54 - Pike meets Tary
    (1:13:55 - Secret Bard Easter Egg, Unlocked)
    ---
    1:18:13 - *Break * - 1:36:03
    ---
    1:59:51 - Keyleth's New Ability
    2:04:09 - but that voice...
    2:11:20 - A Learning Experience
    2:13:02 - The Egg
    ---
    2:16:06 - A BRILLIANT SEQUENCE Begins---
    2:16:34 - M'Lady
    2:18:04 - Scattered Gnomish #1
    2:19:42 - Metallic Creeper
    2:22:16 - Flash Cards
    2:22:41 - Card #1
    2:25:52 - Card #2
    2:28:23 - Card #3
    2:30:40 - Card #4 ... woah
    2:32:37 - The best lie, to date!
    2:33:22 - Final roll call
    2:33:55 - Scattered Gnomish #2
    ---
    2:37:38 - "QUICK SQUEEZE!"
    2:41:00 - Tary picks up the tab
    2:43:16 - DAMN, Gramps! That was dark!!
    2:49:06 - VM returns to their keep once more
    2:53:12 - The Bedroom Situation
    (2:55:40 - What do you need? Whatcha got?)
    3:02:23 - The Mysterious Tome
    3:07:00 - Books = Doors??
    3:09:16 - Reading the Tome

    • @sleddog3092
      @sleddog3092 7 років тому +4

      Lock 53 b

    • @solunagaian
      @solunagaian 6 років тому +15

      Took me a mile of scrolling through comments to find you. You are doing God's work. Thank you.

    • @sleddog3092
      @sleddog3092 6 років тому +7

      I have no idea what my comment was about.... probably had my phone in my pocket and my butt type it lol

    • @Aloof_Fish
      @Aloof_Fish 6 років тому +8

      8:10 Laura attacks Tracks over donuts

    • @squiggliez
      @squiggliez 6 років тому

      +

  • @cristiaolson7327
    @cristiaolson7327 4 роки тому +157

    "Can you, in this form, see me all the time?"
    "Yes... So I will know."
    Pike is either Jesus, or Santa Claus.

  • @sandorfalusi3486
    @sandorfalusi3486 4 роки тому +205

    When Grog intimidated Vax back to life that was basically the same situation as Hulk and Iron Man in Avengers. An that is how I imagined the whole scene.

    • @LootFragg
      @LootFragg Рік тому +1

      I picture Carbot's Diablo II barbarian rage shouting at the corpse until it gets back up (and also spills loot).

  • @hughtuller6344
    @hughtuller6344 6 років тому +244

    Sam crushes it again. “Greg, Box and Box, Kiko, and Perceval “

    • @justadummy8076
      @justadummy8076 3 роки тому +11

      He says “Vox” not box btw, Vox Vax Vex, too many three letter words beginning with V and ending with X

    • @JtotheMeezy
      @JtotheMeezy 3 роки тому +2

      Don't forget their paladin gnome companion, Pork.

  • @jackcornelius8021
    @jackcornelius8021 3 роки тому +131

    Barely survives a Kraken. Promises to defeat a demon lord. "Ummm, aaah, not sure that's a promise you can keep little elf girl" Raven Queen.

  • @harleyquinn3254
    @harleyquinn3254 7 років тому +75

    I alway love it when Pike (Ashley) comes back but this episode she really shined with Terry. Had me crying from all the laughing.

  • @bigdream_dreambig
    @bigdream_dreambig 5 років тому +200

    Spoiler before 43:11
    "Take these wings and fly."
    Dammit Liam O'Brien, you've made me cry. Again.

  • @TheL3gendOfLiam
    @TheL3gendOfLiam 3 роки тому +40

    I love when Sam & Ashley end up interacting in character, it always goes off the rails so much and becomes such fantastic moments in the entire campaign xD
    i know love Taryon thanks to this episode

  • @alecsemicognito8905
    @alecsemicognito8905 6 років тому +97

    I really like how the fan art is sort of an ongoing conversation. By this point someone has introduced a particular nose and body shape for Keyleth that doesn't resemble willowy Marisha at all, and others have imitated it. And finally there's an agreed-upon look for Kashaw. So many talented artists who obviously love the show.

  • @matthewnungesser9242
    @matthewnungesser9242 7 років тому +276

    Travis is the best role player ever. I love all of the cast, and they all do a great job, but Travis plays his character the best.

  • @LoneGamerNerd
    @LoneGamerNerd 2 роки тому +33

    I love how Ashley literally _always_ manages to make it to an episode proceeding one where a party member has died. She never fails.xD

  • @InanDante
    @InanDante 7 років тому +407

    2:29:20 Matt loses it - I have never seen him go red that much :D:D:D:D
    Definitely one of the best Taryon's moments.

    • @touristemily
      @touristemily 7 років тому +41

      InanDante Oh god, poor Matt is trying so hard to keep it together.

    • @wanderingharlow6305
      @wanderingharlow6305 7 років тому +47

      Only Sam Riegel can make anyone and everyone in Critical Role to fucking lose it.

    • @emperorincxt
      @emperorincxt 7 років тому +42

      And Ashley holds it together brilliantly, i love everything about this part

    • @ariaflame-au
      @ariaflame-au 7 років тому +26

      He's doing an excellent job of playing the outsider, learning about the group.

    • @afroronin299
      @afroronin299 7 років тому +12

      I'm sitting at work right now laughing so hard I'm crying.

  • @Martialartfruituser
    @Martialartfruituser 5 років тому +129

    Pike: One of these days, I am going to regroup with you guys when one of you ISN"T dead

  • @Samantha-dq7jm
    @Samantha-dq7jm 4 роки тому +74

    The art piece by Jonesy at 1:31:05 is stunning. Vax doing the Raven queens hair, Brilliant! It's just *chief's kiss* perfection.

    • @DimaJeydar
      @DimaJeydar 3 роки тому +2

      😭😭😭

    • @yiklongtay6029
      @yiklongtay6029 2 роки тому +6

      Spoilers:
      Probably the reason why she wants him by her side

    • @richardmann8816
      @richardmann8816 9 місяців тому

      Should’ve been funbuns

  • @AFLoneWolf
    @AFLoneWolf 7 років тому +645

    Matt really did give himself the ultimate cheat when he introduced Pike's astral form. He can have a character appear and disappear whenever necessary with minimal logic or plot holes.

    • @LordBalkanYm
      @LordBalkanYm 7 років тому +142

      In one of my old groups, one of the guys tended to have to leave an hour early due to his wife. So our DM had it that he'd pissed off a Hag who cursed him. When it was time for him to leave, he'd turn into a wisp. He could leave out of character, whilst his character was still present with us. He just couldn't do anything!

    • @mattsnyder4754
      @mattsnyder4754 7 років тому +75

      Yeah, but if your group's healer is gonna be MIA for extended periods like Ashley is, it's either you make the healer an Ex Machina, or you constantly have to invent Ex Machina situations to get healer stuff done. You can't just keep having people dying off every episode.

    • @benglishchinese6961
      @benglishchinese6961 7 років тому +12

      Yes comparable to the Ultimate cheat of the now oh so common ' Roll a D20 and add your wisdom modifier ' whenever keyleth has to do anything of importance as well as sometimes things not even of importance.

    • @comradeshmoo
      @comradeshmoo 7 років тому +181

      Benglish Chinese Wisdom is her spellcasting ability, you knob. Matt has her roll Wisdom checks when she wants to try to use a spell in an unconventional way, which Marisha does a lot of because that's part of the juice of D&D for her. He had Orion roll Charisma checks for Tiberius for the same reason. They come from Pathfinder (aka D&D 3.75) where casters had a lot more leeway with spells. The spellcasting ability check appears to be Matt's way of blending the two systems - it's got nothing to do with how Marisha roleplays Keyleth. But sure, carry on whinging if you like.

    • @benglishchinese6961
      @benglishchinese6961 7 років тому +16

      Ahhh an emotional, blind snowflake come to defend their goddess. I understand you can't stand any form of criticism being expressed about marisha but i'm afraid in your rage you have completely ignored the point of what i said and this comment chain and instead are making up your own argument out of nowhere. Allow me to bring it back on topic.
      Game cheats and how matt telling marisha to explicitly roll a d20 and add her wisdom modifier is a form of this:
      Most of what you say is completely pointless and so i won't bother addressing it... including that they used to play pathfinder that Orion apparently rolled charisma in a similar way and that wisdom is her spell casting ability. Painfully obvious and/or irrelevant information you typed for no reason.
      Now an actual point that when this is done it is simply because it is an unconventional scenario and matt uses this phrase to best suit these scenarios in a casual and appropriate way. This is simply wrong.
      When reviving vax after the kraken fight this was used... it was completely inappropriate, there was nothing present in what keyleth brought to the ritual that made a wisdom role valid.
      During the kraken fight she simply used a spell completely wrong 'grasping vine' (spell she has had for a very long time and is quite basic). The spell creates a vine and to move someone held by the vine which is a listed ability the creature makes a strength save. the caster makes no role at all.
      These are both explicit examples of the phrase being used not in the way you implied but simply to give keyleth/marisha a better chance of succeeding.
      Stop worrying so much about defending someone you don't know you get so emotional you can't even realise that i am saying the problem here is with matt not marisha. Even though the whole comment chain has been about that. Pathetic.