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  • Опубліковано 17 тра 2019
  • Leslie Jones stops by Weekend Update to comment on Alabama passing an abortion ban in an effort to overturn Roe v. Wade.
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  • @natgutierrez7002
    @natgutierrez7002 5 років тому +1653

    “Flat white privileged latte” my new favorite quote

  • @lyn.n06
    @lyn.n06 5 років тому +1869

    She proudly said her height and weight oml this woman 👏😭👌

    • @misslisa1120
      @misslisa1120 5 років тому +105

      Right? How many women would go on national TV and announce their actual height and weight? Especially when they've been slammed for it in the past. Super brave, and I have mad respect for her for it.

    • @ingwis
      @ingwis 5 років тому +49

      Sad to say, but that is a super brave thing to say. I wish women had interesting frontiers for bravery more often, and that we weren't all so batshit insane over women's weight and age in this society. It's so fucking superficial, meaningless, and harsh.

    • @merrilouneigenfind104
      @merrilouneigenfind104 5 років тому +13

      @@stueygriffith4671 Who raised you? Nevermind. Children learn what live.

    • @stueygriffith4671
      @stueygriffith4671 5 років тому +1

      @@merrilouneigenfind104 you want her to to an entire career without doing ONE thing funny?
      Heartless cretin.

    • @merrilouneigenfind104
      @merrilouneigenfind104 5 років тому +14

      @@stueygriffith4671 One can always tell a Trump supporter by their unfunny attempts at humor. Murica

  • @ssejaclop8848
    @ssejaclop8848 4 роки тому +1616

    "I don't know if y'all heard, but women are the same as humans."
    I FELT that.

    • @kuggacouragegx6093
      @kuggacouragegx6093 4 роки тому +2

      But i not gonna lie that just didnt made anysense

    • @shaywelsh6832
      @shaywelsh6832 4 роки тому +11

      So are babies so it should be illegal to kill them

    • @kuggacouragegx6093
      @kuggacouragegx6093 4 роки тому +4

      @@shaywelsh6832 thank u finally like this why i dont like feminists. What ever u say some.how it gonna be about their body their choice. So they can be sl't where ever they want or something like heck i bet one of them went to a funeral in a sexy dress with colors. Like i get some woman get pregnant from rape or fbois. But that doesn't mean to kill the baby cause the baby didnt do anything yet. Like heck this one woman kill hers cause she didn't had the money to raised it why cause she buy so much drugs. And there are some women who get pregnant on purpose to get money and yes they exist by lying about being on pills. Heck it might be your body and your choice but it also your responsibility too for somethings. Like alot of girls having sex at young age without thinking and falling for fbois tricks but dont want to take the responsibility but blame it on the guy. It was both their fault.

    • @dishadogra4233
      @dishadogra4233 4 роки тому +24

      @@kuggacouragegx6093 you are a fucking stupid entitled asshole..

    • @TheOrientalNightFish
      @TheOrientalNightFish 4 роки тому +16

      @@kuggacouragegx6093 Bloody hell, how old are you? Go and get some perspective and some life experience instead of just judging others and regurgitating lame arguments.
      FYI, men need to be educated, take responsibility for their sperm, quit seeing themselves as untouchable moral authorities and quit acting like they know a god damn thing about women's bodies, especially when it comes to unwanted pregnancy!!
      Women should be voting on whether to make abortion illegal or not. Women need to be at that table and contributing to that debate!!
      It IS a WOMAN'S choice. It IS HER body.
      If it were the other way around, I'm sure men would be protected fully and given full legal rights, no doubt about it. But for some reason, men believe that they have a right to take a woman's rights away!! Bullshit

  • @samthelion3925
    @samthelion3925 5 років тому +1470

    Her coming on in a hand maidens tale costume is literally so hard core. I love it!

    • @tarajh
      @tarajh 3 роки тому +4

      Legend.

    • @rustyshackleford6789
      @rustyshackleford6789 2 роки тому

      Yeah it's like so woke. Like she's really fighting for us you know? Let's just murder as many babies as we can....... that's so 2022 girl

    • @michaal105
      @michaal105 Рік тому

      Would you consider yourself to be a good person?
      Well then tell me: How many lies have you told, and what do you call someone who lies? Have you ever stolen something (even when you were small. Even from your parents. Even a sweet), and what do you call someone who steals? Have you ever taken God’s name in vain (very serious; in Old Testament times, the Jews wouldn’t even say the name of God for fear of blasphemy) - even ‘OMG’? Jesus said whoever looks at a woman to lust after her has already committed adultery in his heart; have you ever looked with lust? One more: Ever disrespected your parents?
      Well I’m not judging you - but if you’ve done these things then you’re a liar, thief, blasphemer, adulterer-at-heart and rebel, so you're not good enough to go to heaven; that’s how seriously God takes sin. God is holy (perfectly good/righteous and separate from sin) which means that He is perfect in justice; that means that just like a just judge does sentence criminals to pay for the wrong they caused, God sentences the punishment of all sins. No good deeds you've done have removed your sins and you've done many. If a criminal is found guilty and says to the judge that they've changed since then, repented and done many good deeds is the judge going to let them go? No - because that doesn't erase their crimes.
      And if God were to judge you by the moral law would you be innocent or guilty? Heaven or Hell? Because of your sins, the answer is hell - the wrath of God upon you for your sin.
      And that's why Jesus - the Son of God and the only one who lived a perfect life - came. Because on that cross as Jesus suffered, He took on the sin of the world and was judged in your place; receiving God’s wrath for sins so that you wouldn't have to. You and I broke God’s law, but Jesus paid the fine. God can justly forgive us.
      On that cross He died, then He was buried, but 3 days later He was raised from the dead - conquering death and Hell and ushering in The Kingdom of God. Now He's in heaven and one day will judge the world in righteousness. What you need to do is repent (In humility, acknowledge your sin before God and turn to Him) and trust alone in Jesus Christ and His work on the cross. Believe in Jesus - who's God incarnate. God has given no other name but the name of Jesus by which men must be saved.

    • @stephaniebaker1542
      @stephaniebaker1542 2 місяці тому

      @@michaal105 and what is your reaction to one of your Republican heroes, who knocks up that hot 22 year old office intern with huge tits, and it needs to be hidden? hmm, not so anti abortion then.....are ya??

  • @mhicks31
    @mhicks31 5 років тому +3635

    I want 15 mins of her just doing "This look like..." based on the picture of the state senators.

    • @ittshannah
      @ittshannah 5 років тому +19

      Same! I wanted her to point out the Clay Aiken wannabe that is Garlan Gudger

    • @MadisonFalco
      @MadisonFalco 5 років тому +7

      Yes that was perfect😂

    • @carlyk8560
      @carlyk8560 5 років тому +25

      Michael Steele this looks like all the people enraged at Target for having trans accepting bathrooms.

    • @carlyk8560
      @carlyk8560 5 років тому +39

      This look like all the dudes who banned “To Kill A Mockingbird” But left in all the N Words for “Huckleberry Finn” in public schools.

    • @carlyk8560
      @carlyk8560 5 років тому +26

      This look like all the dudes who defended those Confederate Statues but refused to accept that the Ten Commandments monument couldn’t be on government property.

  • @mibo9769
    @mibo9769 5 років тому +2434

    This looks like the mug shots of everyone arrested at a massage parlor 😂

    • @artofwar420
      @artofwar420 5 років тому +9

      That one was mhhh mhh mhh so good

    • @larissaorozco3255
      @larissaorozco3255 5 років тому +28

      No they look like men who were arrested soliciting sex in airport mens restroom.

    • @YTFlove4ever
      @YTFlove4ever 5 років тому +4

      That's so true!

    • @johndanielson3777
      @johndanielson3777 5 років тому +15

      Those 25 white guys are the answer to the question: “What do men look like to strippers?”

    • @jplaw2508
      @jplaw2508 5 років тому +22

      How many of them have had their wives get abortions? Or their mistresses?

  • @anthonybha4510
    @anthonybha4510 4 роки тому +324

    "My eggs is dusty as hell"
    Miss Jones can deliver a line like no other

    • @maxrockatansky3849
      @maxrockatansky3849 2 роки тому +1

      Eddie Murphy and Richard Prior are running for the hills in fear of her comedy.

    • @BoopSnoot
      @BoopSnoot 2 роки тому

      The only chance she had of getting her eggs fertilized ended in 2016. #RIPHarambe.

    • @thanoswife1254
      @thanoswife1254 2 роки тому

      @@BoopSnoot you seem jealous cause she hasn't chosen you

  • @Zanyotaku
    @Zanyotaku 5 років тому +489

    The “you’re not alone” at the end made me cry.

  • @samschil1835
    @samschil1835 5 років тому +1449

    'This looks like the casting call for a Liptor commercial.'
    Che busts up in the background.
    Hell yes it does...

    • @aranyanifox4375
      @aranyanifox4375 5 років тому +6

      A question from a European woman: what IS liptor?

    • @gmnewbold1416
      @gmnewbold1416 5 років тому +4

      @@aranyanifox4375
      A drug . . . I believe for controlling cholesterol.

    • @poohbitch420
      @poohbitch420 5 років тому +2

      @@aranyanifox4375 it is also for heart and stroke issues

    • @aranyanifox4375
      @aranyanifox4375 5 років тому +14

      Oh dear... 😬 Thanks for your replies, my friends, although now that I understand the joke, I am not sure if I myself need a pill against stroke issues - ancient, rich, senile, mean, misogynist, patriarchy loving, religious fanatics straight out of far right Alabamian nusing homes, deciding over young female vaginas... I need something for strong nausea, too.

    • @sharihoffman1226
      @sharihoffman1226 5 років тому +2

      @@aranyanifox4375 Funny!

  • @digitalartemis333
    @digitalartemis333 Рік тому +99

    After Roe V Wade being overturned in 2022 I came back here for a little laugh, thank you Leslie

  • @will.i.kiwalla
    @will.i.kiwalla 3 роки тому +123

    Che's laugh after Leslie called Jost a latte 🤣

  • @samanthabrounstein1917
    @samanthabrounstein1917 5 років тому +625

    I love Leslie Jones!!! She vocalized everything I was feeling...I just wish she talked more about how it mostly effected the lower and middle class....the upper class will always have access to safe abortion....

    • @mikeb8317
      @mikeb8317 5 років тому

      Straight talk we have to throw the babies In the trash can while the rich and kill them nasty things early lucky Rich people.

    • @dragonlordojutai9139
      @dragonlordojutai9139 4 роки тому +32

      @@Kevvyn- Because that's the only reason women abort, right? Not like it's because of rape, incest, or complications with the birth. You truly are a genius

    • @Alice-nr4oh
      @Alice-nr4oh 4 роки тому +9

      k3V im assuming you a dude because that's some bullshit

    • @elizabethd112
      @elizabethd112 3 роки тому +16

      @@Kevvyn- you do not lose authority over your body because you had sex.

    • @MrNegima10
      @MrNegima10 3 роки тому +5

      @@elizabethd112 this right here is some real shit thank you

  • @bmoney2011
    @bmoney2011 5 років тому +1930

    I think it's Leslie's goal to make Colin cry on air.

    • @johndanielson3777
      @johndanielson3777 5 років тому +111

      “Flat white privileged latte.” That’s just creative. And I know Che is gonna start calling Colin that from now on.

    • @lillib9289
      @lillib9289 5 років тому +3

      Why is Colin laughing? Did his girlfriend just get pregnant?

    • @chykim1
      @chykim1 5 років тому +27

      He always smiles when he sees her😁😁

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 5 років тому +4

      And Che's, lol

    •  4 роки тому +4

      lilli b Leslie Jones has a gift for making people laugh (and smile).

  • @charleskilgore2679
    @charleskilgore2679 5 років тому +335

    I have to be honest, when She looked straight to camera and said "You cannot tell me what I can do with my body. You cannot make me smaller or put me in a box", I teared up.
    DRACARYS!!

    • @DivaDen
      @DivaDen 5 років тому +4

      We need that on a shit!

    • @rockxroll
      @rockxroll 5 років тому +3

      Same! ❤️

    • @nf4866
      @nf4866 5 років тому +1

      I have to hand it to them. That was a clever but of white supremacists propaganda. Convince POC that it's their "right" to help destroy their own community.

    • @crimsonchrome3012
      @crimsonchrome3012 5 років тому +2

      how about a tear or two for the innocent babies who also are saying you cant tell me what to do with my body

    • @chykim1
      @chykim1 5 років тому +2

      As did I.....😥😥

  • @teri6667
    @teri6667 2 роки тому +70

    I love everything about this woman. I love her mind, I love her amazing comedic talent, I love her enormous smile, I love her badass independence.

  • @Maliceah
    @Maliceah 5 років тому +202

    I love it when Leslie breaks Colin.

  • @zangarootoo
    @zangarootoo 5 років тому +365

    I started out laughing to this video, but the sincerity in Leslie's speech really touched my heart. Then she said she tried to mail herself and I was laughing again, this woman can really do it all.

  • @amyjkr
    @amyjkr 5 років тому +1873

    She made me feel a little better. Still pissed though.

    • @eileen1820
      @eileen1820 5 років тому +56

      I'm sorry you're upset you can't kill babies

    • @heartfull92
      @heartfull92 5 років тому +127

      Eileen D Why the fuck do you care what women CHOOSE to do with their bodies? You can have your beliefs, but don’t shove them in other people’s face.

    • @johndanielson3777
      @johndanielson3777 5 років тому +116

      Eileen D the fact that you think a 6 week old embryo is the same as an actual live human child and the fact that you have no problem with women who are forced to give birth if they’re raped by their uncles is depressing. This comment is utterly stupid and crazy. You're either bugfuck nuts from drinking rat-shit moonshine, or you're the kind of stupid only produced by generations of enthusiastic inbreeding and deliberate fetal alcohol poisoning.

    • @EmilyDickmesome
      @EmilyDickmesome 5 років тому +11

      @@eileen1820 I'm also very sorry tbh. I used to kill babies twice a week.

    • @neverbackdown772
      @neverbackdown772 5 років тому +28

      heartfull92 a fetus is not the woman’s body. Her body her choice is like getting cosmetic surgery or a tattoo.

  • @lizinacan151
    @lizinacan151 5 років тому +386

    We stan a legend, and her name is Leslie!

  • @ljackson4799
    @ljackson4799 Рік тому +28

    Years later in 2022 and it all happens- but Leslie Jones is advocating with the same vitality as always! Her and Jost are hilarious together as always

  • @Michiganian8
    @Michiganian8 5 років тому +297

    She’s like throw that picture up lol

  • @babybree175
    @babybree175 5 років тому +597

    Che laughing at Collin..
    Che: laughing at collin because leslie said white privilege latte
    Collin at che: dont laugh
    Collin:laughing as well but at himself

    • @kgal1298
      @kgal1298 5 років тому +12

      @@jfmc2581 You showed her eh.

    • @jfmc2581
      @jfmc2581 5 років тому +1

      @@kgal1298 , Yup !! We need to stand up against this Liberal Dystopia the weak minded are constantly promoting!
      Thanks!

    • @the1bridge1
      @the1bridge1 5 років тому +8

      @@kgal1298 😂

  • @Monej82
    @Monej82 5 років тому +311

    To compare this to a handmaid's tale is genius and so true.

  • @DarrowFisher
    @DarrowFisher 5 років тому +184

    "This looks like the mug shots of everyone ever arrested at a message parlor." HA! Good one!

  • @donnamariedemaio
    @donnamariedemaio 5 років тому +869

    You have to love Leslie Jones! She is as fierce as they come! I want her on my side!

    • @Mana_Bandana
      @Mana_Bandana 5 років тому +11

      Women will lead the way

    • @marshmarla1193
      @marshmarla1193 5 років тому +18

      @Daniel Treadwell What, no PICTURE, Daniel? I bet you can't get laid.

    • @marshmarla1193
      @marshmarla1193 5 років тому +21

      @hhhk20 She's a gorgeous AMAZON. You could not handle it.

    • @TaurusHere
      @TaurusHere 5 років тому +4

      @hhhk20 LOOK AT YOUR UGLY ASS INBRED FAMILY

    • @TaurusHere
      @TaurusHere 5 років тому +5

      @@marshmarla1193 EXACTLY! THE UGLIEST IDIOTS LOVE TO CALL OTHER UGLY

  • @tracyroweauthor
    @tracyroweauthor 5 років тому +150

    This was hysterical, but you could tell she was serious and MAD AS HELL. Tell it Leslie!

    • @SecondEvilEx
      @SecondEvilEx 5 років тому +2

      Leslie for president 2020

    • @NSHM122
      @NSHM122 5 років тому

      Really? What part was hysterical? I'd say it was a bit preachy for a supposed comedy show.

    • @tracyroweauthor
      @tracyroweauthor 5 років тому +3

      @@NSHM122 all of it. SNL is not a "comedy show", it is political satire. Maybe you noticed the anti-Trump cold openings over the last two years? Leslie was funny, vulnerable and badass as hell. That's what comedy is.

  • @juniperackerman3645
    @juniperackerman3645 5 років тому +74

    this brought tears to my eyes, thank you leslie jones

  • @natedogsturdikat8538
    @natedogsturdikat8538 5 років тому +26

    She needs to be in more weekend updates. Like Pete, she has great chemistry with Collin and Micheal, and can carry her own set. She’s such an underrated cast member.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 5 років тому +1085

    “When woman have a choice woman have freedom” 👊🏾✊🏾👏🏾💪🏾💥

    • @salenarafn750
      @salenarafn750 5 років тому +8

      Amen!

    • @Igaveyoumyfakename
      @Igaveyoumyfakename 5 років тому +10

      Women. NOT woman. SMH.

    • @mickthompson2947
      @mickthompson2947 5 років тому +29

      Leonaza7 Not the little baby girls that will turn into women if you kill them.
      The have no freedom when they dead

    • @Leonaza7
      @Leonaza7 5 років тому +25

      Igaveyoumyfakename if you’re going to make a big deal about a typo then you have bigger problems to worry about.

    • @stevemandl5140
      @stevemandl5140 5 років тому +7

      when woman have a choice woman have freedom.sounds like caveman talk.

  • @HighHeelKnight
    @HighHeelKnight 5 років тому +373

    I am very glad that Leslie Jones mentioned Alabama's female governor who signed the bill into law.

    • @lking1540
      @lking1540 5 років тому +14

      Or people could just practice safe sex.

    • @danieldougan269
      @danieldougan269 5 років тому +31

      @@lking1540 Condoms break sometimes. Contraception (which is still hard for some women to get) fails sometimes.

    • @lking1540
      @lking1540 5 років тому +11

      @@danieldougan269 then don't have sex unless your going to be reponsible about it, easy as that, there's nothing wrong with enjoying people company.

    • @bluhturn1051
      @bluhturn1051 5 років тому +6

      Daniel Dougan so it's okay to kill babies?

    • @eoa363
      @eoa363 5 років тому +30

      @@bluhturn1051 How about you save this debate for your own life and your partner when you have a contraception failure? Mind your own business.

  • @aranyanifox4375
    @aranyanifox4375 5 років тому +289

    Lesley, I am a white, Caucasian, straight, elderly, married woman watching you from Europe, and I want to marry you! 😂 You are ADORABLE! Keep rocking, you are the best! DRACARIS RULES!!! 💖💖💖

    • @therabbi9848
      @therabbi9848 5 років тому +1

      Not how you spell Dracarys. Also only an idiot would have that as their catchphrase after S8E5

    • @aranyanifox4375
      @aranyanifox4375 5 років тому +39

      @@therabbi9848 Oh dear, I do apologize! 🙄 I have never seen it written so I went for this option and stand corrected for my ah, so terrible mistake. 😂 However, calling Leslie an "idiot" for any reason at all is absolutely unacceptable. If she likes any name for any reason and wishes to use it, it is her choice. She probably likes it because she sees in it something else than you do, and it resonates with her. She also got a tumultuous applause for it, so your oppinion is not shared by many people. Which is ok, until you start calling people demeaning names. I find her amusing and love her energy and her comedy style, so my previous comment was a spontaneous cry of joy as she passionately adressed the issue that is burning a hole in the hearts of millions of us women. It is ok to have different opinions and to find joy in writing correctional YT comments for false spelling, but calling someone an idiot for liking something you do not like is not. Have a nice day.

    • @therabbi9848
      @therabbi9848 5 років тому +1

      @@aranyanifox4375 Leslie also recently showed no understanding of free speech at all whatsoever, which is much more concerning than her understanding of the context of a fictional language. The Dracarys thing doesn't really matter, I bet there's a good chance she hasn't even seen S8E5. That statement implies support for the actions of Daenerys Targaryen. I just think it's ironic that she chose to implicitly idolize someone who straight up murdered thousands of women and children on a tv show while also idolizing the murder of children in real life. I'm not sure it makes sense to have the "just trying to have a good time" attitude towards one of the most controversial

    • @raelgilmore5830
      @raelgilmore5830 5 років тому +15

      Amina Ammar Ageed 100%. All the false rabbis out there can be as loud and ignorant as they want. What will never change is the heart, courage and soul of women who stand side by side with each other screaming for simple respect and decency. It is horrifying that it is 2019 and we still have to fight to create a world where we can be safe and equal. Where our right to our own bodily autonomy is not dependent on who is elected to power in any given year. This may be shocking to some but NOONE is pro abortion. Pro choice simply means that every woman has the right to decide what is best for themselves and no matter the choice the reason behind it is no ones business but that woman and their doctor. Period. Full stop. No one decides on abortion like they are crossing off milk on their grocery list and how dare anyone judge something so personal and devastating. Sometimes stopping cellular growth is being the best parent you can be. Leslie is a beast and a boss and this segment alone solidified her as a soldier fighting in the war against women. Instead of judging, try listening dude- you might learn something

    • @beka9719
      @beka9719 5 років тому

      Don’t we all

  • @leahtigers771
    @leahtigers771 5 років тому +59

    Thank you Leslie!!! Never change! you made us cry; this whole madness has to stop

    • @mikeb8317
      @mikeb8317 5 років тому +1

      Hail Leslie. 👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶🤰🤰🤰🤰🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️👹👹👹🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🐐🐐🐐🐐

    • @mikeb8317
      @mikeb8317 5 років тому +1

      Yes Leslie don't stop the madness.

  • @kayrosis5523
    @kayrosis5523 5 років тому +421

    If men got pregnant, Day After Pill would would be a flavor of gum.

    • @eaglesfan226
      @eaglesfan226 5 років тому +3

      Erik S It would be real funny if Arnold Schwarzenegger got pregnant for real.

    • @redloriyellowlori
      @redloriyellowlori 5 років тому +1

      plenty of men do get pregnant

    • @CV-Moore
      @CV-Moore 5 років тому

      That's not how it works...

    • @davesteadman1226
      @davesteadman1226 5 років тому +33

      If men got pregnant, there would be drive thru, free, abortion clinics.

    • @mwiggins0014
      @mwiggins0014 5 років тому +1

      Most definitely.

  • @delia9262
    @delia9262 5 років тому +762

    "...if any of them had lips...." LMAO facts

    • @lordapache4584
      @lordapache4584 5 років тому +3

      LMAO bigotry.

    • @raynataylor7051
      @raynataylor7051 5 років тому +5

      I spit out my Dr. Pepper 😂😂

    • @free22
      @free22 5 років тому +7

      Lord Apache It is not a white thing. It is a “those dudes have no lips” thing. It must be a requirement for senate in the state.

    • @funkeediscotek
      @funkeediscotek 4 роки тому +2

      @@free22 I read it as a white thing but yeah, seriously screw those guys

    • @Vesnicie
      @Vesnicie 4 роки тому +2

      @@jtonxbox1433 Of course it does. It is still a crappy and unimaginative thing to say about someone's physiology, a lowest common denominator kind of insult. It doesn't look good on anybody.

  • @thomasgoree7976
    @thomasgoree7976 5 років тому +203

    Whao! My girl brought the 🔥 didn't she! I hear you Leslie Jones preach my sister

    • @tashonnaerskin3554
      @tashonnaerskin3554 5 років тому +1

      Yes She Did!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mikeb8317
      @mikeb8317 5 років тому

      Hell yeah she did. 💣💥💥💥💭🔥🔥🔥🔥 Hell with babies. My girl Leslie Jones straight talk.

  • @theoriginalmissquinzel6937
    @theoriginalmissquinzel6937 3 роки тому +18

    I love how she manages to be 100% sincere yet absolutely fucking hilarious at the same time she's great

  • @ivorytower99
    @ivorytower99 5 років тому +648

    That was no comedy skit; that was from the heart!

    • @andrerodman5506
      @andrerodman5506 5 років тому +17

      That def was from the heart and I felt it.

    • @lking1540
      @lking1540 5 років тому +2

      Exactly, she's to emotional she's not thinking this through, she's going to do more harm than good to her cause, it's so sad.

    • @mikecrooks9451
      @mikecrooks9451 5 років тому +1

      333

    • @lking1540
      @lking1540 5 років тому +2

      @@Gabriel-de4gp you seem emotional as well given that you started your comment by saying fuck you.

    • @lking1540
      @lking1540 5 років тому +1

      @@mikecrooks9451 999

  • @cassandrabrookover3085
    @cassandrabrookover3085 5 років тому +676

    Looks like every man arrested in a massage parlor....lmao. And omg...I love you Leslie. 💜😘💯

    • @GieCampbel-ug9jl
      @GieCampbel-ug9jl 5 років тому +3

      Her T-shirt says "Mine". Does that translate, "Mine to Destroy"? Can't she see that she's been used by the White Illuminates as a puppet, and that most of the abortion clinics were founded in the Black community for a reason; and that the baby parts of these abortions are used as "natural flavor" and "nutrients" in our foods, beverages, medicines and beauty products all in the name of profit? What do you think is in our children's vaccines and why do you think such diseases as autism is on the rise? Their goal obviously is to wipe out our future generation!

    • @recycledtrash3060
      @recycledtrash3060 5 років тому +8

      @@GieCampbel-ug9jl What?

    • @plaidpanda
      @plaidpanda 5 років тому +13

      @@GieCampbel-ug9jl Either cut the meds in half or double up on them. Whichever one makes you less insane.

    • @willware5998
      @willware5998 5 років тому +9

      Gie Campbel Ok, let’s all just take a deep breath. I’m sure the “mine” is referring to her vagina; meaning that’s it’s her vagina and she can do whatever she wants to do with it.

    • @VoidTaps
      @VoidTaps 5 років тому +1

      All she knows how to do is make fun of them and stereotype them had this been a white male talking about black women like this he might’ve been arrested

  • @unconventionalfarmer5943
    @unconventionalfarmer5943 5 років тому +41

    Good morning! no it's not! You dont know my morning. LOL

  • @ebonyratcliff8745
    @ebonyratcliff8745 5 років тому +41

    "If any of them had lips..." So Dead!!😂😂😂

  • @kinglos3004
    @kinglos3004 5 років тому +267

    Colin: that's right, you tell him leslie
    Leslie: SHUT UP. You flat white privileged latte
    Colin: ......
    Che: haha
    Lmao Che timed that perfectly.

    • @cassandramartinez7050
      @cassandramartinez7050 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂💀

    • @Dj.Hylanda
      @Dj.Hylanda 5 років тому +7

      Can't fake that natural humour she has!!!

    • @Dj.Hylanda
      @Dj.Hylanda 5 років тому +1

      Itz called playing the dozens...comedians don't get easily offended by a lil name callin...i think dean martin had something like that back in the day!!!!

    • @eoa363
      @eoa363 5 років тому +5

      @Pedro Gunderson You know a flat white latte is a legit coffee drink, right? You're the one making it into a race thing.

    • @eoa363
      @eoa363 5 років тому +1

      @Pedro Gunderson No, I just think you're an a-hole.

  • @origamisteve
    @origamisteve 5 років тому +168

    That was a perfect balance of realness and comedy. We got your back Leslie.

    • @nf4866
      @nf4866 5 років тому

      There's nothing "real" about being a white supremacist puppet.

  • @msmcoate03
    @msmcoate03 5 років тому +341

    THANK YOU, Leslie Jones. You are amazing.

    • @mikeb8317
      @mikeb8317 5 років тому

      Yep Leslie is Amazing. Hail Leslie.

    • @shaywelsh6832
      @shaywelsh6832 4 роки тому +1

      Exactly! She should not be praised for thinking it’s perfectly fine to kill a baby

  • @tobyriecke3972
    @tobyriecke3972 4 роки тому +26

    Man I can’t believe this was her last WU appearance on SNl. I’m gonna miss her so much!

  • @jkl799
    @jkl799 5 років тому +443

    Not gonna lie.. I smiled really big when she said she had our backs. Aww Leslie.. You are lovely.

    • @lyemargarita4900
      @lyemargarita4900 5 років тому

      same

    • @sensen1080
      @sensen1080 5 років тому +7

      @Bruce Schram Oh, shut up.

    • @sensen1080
      @sensen1080 5 років тому +6

      @Bruce Schram Nothing like throwing kindergarten insults on the internet.

    • @bridgetblue3738
      @bridgetblue3738 5 років тому +4

      @Bruce Schram BRUCE! STFU YOU BRAINLESS WASTE OF SPACE!

    • @bridgetblue3738
      @bridgetblue3738 5 років тому +4

      @Bruce Schram asshat !

  • @LemonadepieX
    @LemonadepieX 5 років тому +165

    Georgia: “We just passed the most restrictive abortion law in the nation!”
    Alabama: “Hold my moonshine.”

    • @darthkelci
      @darthkelci 5 років тому +6

      @Bennett McCoy are you serious? lmfao moonshine is a southern liquor that's all they were saying. i'm all for calling out racism, i'm biracial, and you're reading into the joke wrong.

    • @alabamaslammer2222
      @alabamaslammer2222 5 років тому +3

      Bennett McCoy has never had sex. Oh, and dat sh!t is a troll

    • @ElaineLoyd
      @ElaineLoyd 5 років тому +1

      Well didn't you know it was a competition. I think Florida will be next, or maybe Utah

    • @thegoodsmaster
      @thegoodsmaster 5 років тому +1

      Georgia: “We just passed the most restrictive abortion law in the nation!”
      *alabamas cousin lifts head from under table wipes mouth*
      Alabama: “Hold my moonshine.”

  • @alishamurdock3796
    @alishamurdock3796 5 років тому +32

    I wouldn’t be surprised if the discussions regarding turning women into “Handmaids” started in the South.

  • @terrylcorbin5310
    @terrylcorbin5310 5 років тому +17

    anybody see Leslie Jones & Seth Meyers watchin the last episode of GOT together...omg!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @itsgnarly
    @itsgnarly 5 років тому +515

    idk if it was just me but when it got quiet and Leslie was talking I started tearing up. She really has a way with words.

  • @kathyhudson6525
    @kathyhudson6525 5 років тому +981

    "If any of em had lips, they could kiss my ENTIRE ass!" brilliant! Thanks, Leslie

    • @kacigrace
      @kacigrace 5 років тому +18

      @truths33kr where'd you get that information from

    • @haroldmcguire9552
      @haroldmcguire9552 5 років тому +16

      @truths33kr you rather wait and let the NRA MURDER them when they get to school age! HYPOCRITE! You LIERS call yourselves pro-life. Why are you Pro-WAR? War is Murder too!

    • @hamnchee
      @hamnchee 5 років тому +1

      @@haroldmcguire9552 Why do you people always come in with the unrelated bs.

    • @TheNittyNitty
      @TheNittyNitty 5 років тому

      I, too, enjoy racism.

    • @ohiostate7382
      @ohiostate7382 5 років тому

      @@haroldmcguire9552
      YOU HYPOCRITE.
      The NRA doesn't sponsor gun violence in schools. I don't think I need to explain how flawed your war argument is.

  • @ASquared544
    @ASquared544 5 років тому +191

    Despite SNL being a comedy show, you've got to admit they often make some good points.

    • @kaivickers166
      @kaivickers166 5 років тому +6

      ASquared - Yeah, they even manage to both make good points and make others laugh about things that aren’t funny in the slightest. If it weren’t for late night I wouldn’t be surviving this.

    • @GBaker-fx9om
      @GBaker-fx9om 5 років тому +5

      @@Stackali it's 2019, don't you know you can't offend the libtards? Next thing you know they'll have to kill a baby just to feel better.

    • @ingwis
      @ingwis 5 років тому +2

      @@GBaker-fx9om Lol @ hysterical Republicans making up horror stories about liberals to scare idiots into submission..

    • @mikeb8317
      @mikeb8317 5 років тому +3

      @@ingwis making up horror stories, so how is an abortion preformed, to me that is a horror story.

    • @mikeb8317
      @mikeb8317 5 років тому +1

      @@ingwis anyway kill on,have fun hail Leslie.

  • @racoonzattack
    @racoonzattack 5 років тому +61

    Long live Leslie Dracarys Jones. First of her name. Queen of SNL.

    • @acerkrt
      @acerkrt 5 років тому

      If least talented,cant even read lines and screams loud like it makes him funny then yeah.

    • @racoonzattack
      @racoonzattack 5 років тому +2

      Sean Gallagher Wow! Chillax bro. Why you hatin on Leslie Jones? She da best music! 🤣

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 5 років тому

      That bitch!

  • @johndanielson3777
    @johndanielson3777 5 років тому +363

    Whenever the news gets depressing, I can always rely on Leslie Jones to cheer me up.

    • @mickthompson2947
      @mickthompson2947 5 років тому +7

      John Henderson Are you serious. You get cheered up about heading about killing kids?
      People like your self make me depressed

    • @aperson2943
      @aperson2943 5 років тому +5

      Yeah, nothing like a loud mouth, ignorant, unfunny, crazy, vulgar, libtard, screaming unfunny obscenities .

    • @EricaShady10171972
      @EricaShady10171972 5 років тому

      But they are going on Summer Vaca!😪

    • @naftulzvi3353
      @naftulzvi3353 5 років тому +14

      @@mickthompson2947 People who still call a 6 week abortion killing kids is what's truly depressing.

    • @brianonweilstreet
      @brianonweilstreet 5 років тому +1

      How does taking away women’s autonomy cheer you up?

  • @turzigaming
    @turzigaming 5 років тому +775

    "Shut up, you flat white privileged latte" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    But in other news, extremely, EXTREMELY impressed with the way she handled this

    • @c.9231
      @c.9231 5 років тому +13

      doctorwho35 - I appreciated her ardor on the topic if reproductive rights, but throwing a racist comment at a supportive male was not cool.

    • @nigeljames6017
      @nigeljames6017 5 років тому +12

      C. It was just a joke to literally “cool” the tempo of the rhetoric !

    • @willthrockmorton7819
      @willthrockmorton7819 5 років тому +1

      What was it that impressed you so much?

    • @poliknoy
      @poliknoy 5 років тому +6

      doctorwho35 Michaels laugh after got me so good lmao

    • @nigeljames6017
      @nigeljames6017 5 років тому +5

      will throckmorton Well, in this country people get so uptight about racism, it’s just nice to sit back and hear people joke about it. In a different context, it would be totally offensive, but this is a comedy show. I know I can laugh here and not be judged.

  • @KG-cw9le
    @KG-cw9le 5 років тому +47

    This is happening in Georgia too. Congress passed the bill last week. I'm terrified

  • @lisac9522
    @lisac9522 5 років тому +64

    2:40 “SHUT UP...” That’s what I’ve been holding in for years and years when my coworkers say something stupid. (Course they say things that are way dumber than a man interrupting when a woman is making a stand. It’s a moment for her voice. Your job is to listen.)
    Leslie, you just became my hero, even though it’s a sketch.

    • @32trixieh
      @32trixieh 5 років тому +3

      It's not just a sketch.

    • @lisac9522
      @lisac9522 5 років тому +4

      Tracy Harmon Well, the emotions are real so that makes it more than a sketch.
      It’s a sketch because Leslie is doing her job on SNL. (She’s doing a GREAT job.)
      Most people, if they were completely honest like this at work would end up having a problem. (I’m speaking of office work.)

    • @chilidavis9894
      @chilidavis9894 4 роки тому +4

      you know Leslie says shut up to Colin any time he says something in the interview? it just always been a thing that they do at least one time in the interview. Colin was even applauding her, so their was no power behind Leslie saying shut up.

    • @iamkrishn
      @iamkrishn 3 роки тому +1

      Idk if you're taking this Weekend Update seriously or you're just expressing what you feel happens elsewhere, but yeah
      They always do this thing where Colin says something in between and Leslie says "Shut Up !"
      It's an act, not the real thing.
      Just if you thought so.

  • @lexmarchus3228
    @lexmarchus3228 5 років тому +104

    Leslie Jones is badass doesn't need to be said but it always bears repeating

  • @adrienneb.7290
    @adrienneb.7290 5 років тому +517

    I live in Alabama. I needed this.
    Thank so much Leslie.

    • @bigol9223
      @bigol9223 5 років тому +4

      How many abortions you got?
      I'm up to 12

    • @definitiveentertainment1658
      @definitiveentertainment1658 5 років тому +18

      Rup Tratin I see you posting ALL OVER about this stuff. If you got your religion and your traditional values..whyumad?
      Like seriously. Isn’t god supposed to be doing the judging? Instead of trolling others, you’re supposed to be fully prostrated, begging God for more of his delicious love.
      What’s the point of being religious and believing in nonsense if it makes you so mad lol?

    • @videos-bh4jh
      @videos-bh4jh 5 років тому +5

      move

    • @beckygilbert6377
      @beckygilbert6377 5 років тому +10

      Sisters all! We will fight for you. I wasn't planning on going to a march, however, you changed my mind. I WILL BE YOUR VOICE!

    • @bigol9223
      @bigol9223 5 років тому +3

      @@definitiveentertainment1658
      I'm not religious but you tried it lol

  • @nancyorlando4127
    @nancyorlando4127 5 років тому +10

    i am 78 year old woman and i totally agree with Ms. Leslie. What the hell......it's scary really.

    • @jay01kc76
      @jay01kc76 5 років тому

      78 years old, still sounds like a deceived mind to me

    • @ingwis
      @ingwis 5 років тому +1

      But @@jay01kc76 couldn't be a deceived mind, not possible! He's definitely got the final word based on his education, experience, and transcendent knowledge of all things birth-related.

    • @Sheamus158
      @Sheamus158 4 роки тому

      okay boomer

  • @tyresehall5642
    @tyresehall5642 3 роки тому +11

    SNL won't be the same without you, Leslie. She is so funny. 🤣

  • @dechen3432
    @dechen3432 5 років тому +423

    and i’m leslie *dracarys* jones

    • @dragonfly4484
      @dragonfly4484 5 років тому +23

      You forgot to write it as Leslie Dracarys "that bitch" jones. Correct yourself

    • @Phoenix-kb5sx
      @Phoenix-kb5sx 5 років тому +1

      Savage..

    • @dechen3432
      @dechen3432 5 років тому

      DragonFly lmao i wrote the comment the first time she said it and she didn’t include that

    • @Dalton_Boardman2000
      @Dalton_Boardman2000 5 років тому

      Dracarys is literally the most middle name ever.

  • @lexh.5225
    @lexh.5225 5 років тому +172

    My sister and I participated in a protest today against the abortion ban, I saw several signs showing Leslie's t-shirt and the word 'Dracarys'. Leslie, you are inspiring women across this country, thank you.

  • @lauraminning2746
    @lauraminning2746 5 років тому +50

    I don't live in Alabama, but I was inspired to write my local congressmen...

    • @droosh
      @droosh 5 років тому +1

      Seems the correct way to handle it. Fact is the Democrats don't want to pass a Federal law giving women the right to choose anymore than the Republicans. This is because they know that keeping the debate alive by having no national law is a winner for them regarding campaign votes and donations.

    • @beeleg
      @beeleg 5 років тому +1

      Laura Minning hell yeah

  • @meganhussey3456
    @meganhussey3456 2 роки тому +3

    Revisiting this vid today--Leslie, you were/are so right.

  • @YungIndian
    @YungIndian 5 років тому +656

    THANK GOD SHE ACKNOWLEDGED THAT THE GOVERNOR WAS A WOMAN AND STILL SIGNED IT

    • @ChristineT314
      @ChristineT314 5 років тому +15

      Yung Indian I disagree with the bill. But doesn’t expecting someone to agree with your politics because they are a woman take away a woman’s choice? She gets to choose what she supports, whether support it or not. Stop playing identity politics.

    • @YungIndian
      @YungIndian 5 років тому +18

      College Conure i’m just happy that she didn’t ignore that it was a woman who signed it and blamed men like were demons

    • @bigol9223
      @bigol9223 5 років тому +6

      @@YungIndian
      Well a woman who doesn't like killing babies is the opposite of demonic.

    • @YungIndian
      @YungIndian 5 років тому +2

      Rup Tratin it’s just what you got to do sometimes

    • @definitiveentertainment1658
      @definitiveentertainment1658 5 років тому +7

      College Conure That’s absurd. One cannot stop “playing identity politics”.
      Almost every political question is inundated with identity. Stop watching Dave Rubin and read a book.

  • @theajdisplay
    @theajdisplay 5 років тому +82

    She made me cry!! Leslie Jones, I felt that like the bones in my fingers!

  • @ashleymorales4295
    @ashleymorales4295 3 роки тому +4

    "My name is actually Ofjost." 🤣🤣💀
    And Colin is just like 🤷‍♂️

  • @robinhardy5664
    @robinhardy5664 2 роки тому +3

    Maaannn she said a mouthful!! Thank u Leslie!!

  • @missvyxsin
    @missvyxsin 5 років тому +773

    I currently live here in Alabama. I am not from here. We do NOT all agree with this. Everyone in Alabama is not an old white jerk, but YES....this is insane. Thank you LESLIE for your commentary...This situation is SCARY. KISS IT old white men.....ENTIRELY . LOVE to YOU and SNL for sharing your thoughts with us. P.S......I am a MAMA of 3 little ones, but the right to choose should not be debated in 2019. "Our Bodies Ourselves."

    • @RK-ep8qy
      @RK-ep8qy 5 років тому +26

      IAmaPersion that’s one issue another pressing issue is Alabama’s new laws make it incredibly difficult for a pregnancy by rape to be aborted.
      I don’t agree with people that use abortions as a quick fix for pregnancy because they couldn’t be bothered with contraception but that’s not always the case in America. Abortion needs to exist so that people have control over their life. Having a kid is a lifelong decision you can’t take back, the parents need to be mature and committed, that is not always the case.
      Plus it’s not even a baby at the early stages of pregnancy it’s not even a foetus. It’s cells that have a potential to be a new life but the same could be said for the zygotes left behind after IVF. Sometimes quality of life over quantity needs to be accounted for.
      I don’t agree with all cases of abortion and wouldn’t get one myself (some abortions can happen at 22 weeks that is concerning and horrific to watch) but it’s a necessary evil because what are the alternatives?
      People will still pay for back alley abortions and hurt themselves further or go to a different country and also hurt themselves.
      The people that decide these laws don’t even reflect the people who’s lives they’re changing. There should be normal men and women, mothers fathers and doctors on that board.

    • @botanistboi3756
      @botanistboi3756 5 років тому +2

      This is a very racist comment disgusting

    • @Mari-jr8sy
      @Mari-jr8sy 5 років тому +1

      Since you apparently have no knowledge of the state you are living in, almost 52% of tne population is female, so statistically speaking, over 25% of the state's population voted for these policies, so please, and I am asking you nicely, gather all of the facts or fuck off

    • @Mari-jr8sy
      @Mari-jr8sy 5 років тому +5

      Also, isn't every living thing just a clump of cells? If so, what's so wrong with me killing every living thing on the planet, if they're not living thing

    • @LY22235.
      @LY22235. 5 років тому

      @Who’s your daddy. Wow how wonderful to be your wife. Lucky girl 😂

  • @decadencewhimsyandsarcasm
    @decadencewhimsyandsarcasm 5 років тому +193

    Her monologue was better written than this season of game of thrones XD

  • @catejones3843
    @catejones3843 5 років тому +13

    Nice to know u got our backs Leslie!!!

  • @JPMJPM
    @JPMJPM 5 років тому +4

    Fantastic speech. Wish it were longer. 👏👏👏

  • @karenhenry2013
    @karenhenry2013 5 років тому +265

    First they started a war on birth control coverage, then they followed it up with a war on abortion. Alabama also has the worst fetal mortality rate in the country because of their lack of basic healthcare. Studies have proven that in states where Medicaid was expanded, babies have a better survival rate. Tell me again how pro life it is to be anti-birth control and anti-healthcare.

    • @laurent1144
      @laurent1144 5 років тому +20

      This! If they cared about babies dying, they would fix their healthcare.

    • @IvanGarcia-cx5jm
      @IvanGarcia-cx5jm 5 років тому +1

      Women healthcare and abortion are two separate things. They can be mixed for commercial and political strategy, but still they are separate. Pregnancy healthcare can be provided without abortion.

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 5 років тому +24

      @@IvanGarcia-cx5jm Yes, but the whole point is that so many anti abortion people claim they just care about babies and don't want to see them die. Then those same people turn around and make it harder for pregnant women to get medical care, and make it harder for women to get birth control to prevent needing an abortion in the first place. If these people actually cared about babies, healthcare would be easy for pregnant women to get, and birth control would be covered.... They are making it harder for women to avoid unplanned pregnancy, and then taking away their options to handle the pregnancy, while also making it more difficult and expensive to even get the baby delivered in the first place....

    • @karenhenry2013
      @karenhenry2013 5 років тому +12

      @@IvanGarcia-cx5jm That's not true always. For some women, abortion is healthcare for health reasons. I think you missed my point which is that lack of healthcare for expectant mothers and babies leads to more deaths than abortions and yet the same people who claim to care so much about fetuses are the same ones taking that life saving healthcare from the mothers and the children. That's not pro life at all. That's ignorance.

    • @badbanana0
      @badbanana0 5 років тому +5

      And anti-education. Some of the dumbest people in the country.

  • @RnW9384
    @RnW9384 5 років тому +39

    Boomer here. Roe / Wade was nearly 50 yrs ago. This the the current age of illumination .... and 'power hunger' is still alive and well in so many human. The old guard are long gone. These 25 guys are the younger generation from 50 yrs. ago ... they still want power. Power to control women ... women and their loved ones can't rest easy since power mongers are always going to be around.

    • @jmndewolf
      @jmndewolf 5 років тому +1

      Auntie Rose and most of these men are bigots

  • @yedayeda1050
    @yedayeda1050 5 років тому +17

    I need that shirt though!

  • @naturalnaiad
    @naturalnaiad 3 роки тому +6

    I'm watching this end of 2020 and it's still AMAZING.

  • @jadziawynter9241
    @jadziawynter9241 5 років тому +2166

    Thoes senators voted for no abortion but just watch what happen when their misstresses get pregnant 😈

    • @charletholley6536
      @charletholley6536 5 років тому +152

      ...they get caught on tape asking their mistress to get an abortion

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 5 років тому +123

      They also shot down a bill to increase health care for children up to age three.

    • @rjonboy7608
      @rjonboy7608 5 років тому +36

      Do as they say but not as they do! I would like to know where the "grace" and "forgiveness" part of their so-called religion went to...🤫

    • @randomperson8571
      @randomperson8571 5 років тому +54

      lol that's assuming they're potent enough to get their mistresses pregnant. What a bunch of sad turkeys, seriously.

    • @foofy3406
      @foofy3406 5 років тому +6

      Jadzia Wynter, every time

  • @ncorp2668
    @ncorp2668 5 років тому +82

    Thank you for doing this on behalf of women, Leslie. You're 100% on point 👏👏🙌👍

  • @benkoeberle9510
    @benkoeberle9510 5 років тому +7

    I just watched the season finale of "Saturday Night Live" today thanks to DVR. The "Weekend Update" this week had me in stitches from Cecily Strong as Jeanine Pirro, the jokes between Colin and Michael, and Leslie Jones' impassioned, loud segment. Leslie Jones' speech made me think how even in the darkest moments in our lives, we need humor and laughter to get us through the days. Like the audience, I booed the men (at my TV, I mean) when their faces appeared on the screen. It reminded me of a clip I saw from the 1970s of "Saturday Night Live" when they went after Anita Bryant (and rightfully so). I'm not a major fan of Leslie Jones but I applaud her for taking a stand here in this clip on an issue that should be out of the hands of old, far-right white men and an issue that should solely be between the woman and her doctor. Thank you Leslie Jones and "SNL!"

  • @fernwebb9343
    @fernwebb9343 5 років тому +9

    ❤️❤️❤️❤️. Thank you SNL and Leslie. Thank you!

  • @lurblur11
    @lurblur11 5 років тому +469

    "If any of them had lips, I'd tell them to kiss my ENTIRE ass!" This is gold! I'm gonna have to start using this one! Seriously though, this sux! Trust women to know what's best for them selves.

    • @Opine_Divine
      @Opine_Divine 5 років тому +3

      That was the sickest burn! 🔥🔥🔥

    • @thepapatootall9982
      @thepapatootall9982 5 років тому +18

      Yeah, how dare they tell women they can't MURDER THEIR BABIES

    • @NoCreativeNameGirl
      @NoCreativeNameGirl 5 років тому +10

      @@thepapatootall9982 Its not a baby until its birthed, its a fetus until then, you dumb fuck.

    • @darcy1226
      @darcy1226 5 років тому +8

      Sara Bear it’s still alive

    • @geraldheckathorn7371
      @geraldheckathorn7371 5 років тому +9

      Sara Bear keep telling yourself that

  • @brenyatta
    @brenyatta 5 років тому +408

    That was quite a shirt that Leslie had

    • @alexandramn6734
      @alexandramn6734 5 років тому +2

      i thought she was pregnant lol

    • @DH-uw3us
      @DH-uw3us 5 років тому +9

      I liked her shirt.

    • @suzannereilman4516
      @suzannereilman4516 5 років тому +8

      ...I tohhhh-tally wanna buy one/order one up custom-made...;)!

    • @TaurusHere
      @TaurusHere 5 років тому +13

      @Daniel Treadwell U ARE A TROLL POSTING THIS SAME BULLSHIT ON EVERYONE POST. YOUR UGLY ASS AND YOUR MAMA IS GROSS

    • @9chilidog
      @9chilidog 5 років тому

      Why is his shirt pointing to his penis?

  • @blinddatereject
    @blinddatereject 4 роки тому +4

    when she said "you're not alone" I left that. Thank you Leslie T T

  • @LordKhabal
    @LordKhabal 5 років тому +25

    Her body, her rules.
    Honestly it’s baffling to me that this is still a debate.
    “What about the baby,” the Internet conservative reactionary strawman argues, “once she’s pregnant it’s not just her body anymore!!!”
    You’re right, strawman; it’s not just her body anymore. But it’s not just the baby’s body either. Her body is still a factor in the equation, therefore ‘her body, her rules’ still applies. Period.

    • @silentbigsteve3429
      @silentbigsteve3429 5 років тому

      Or just wear a condom..

    • @tonibauer2949
      @tonibauer2949 5 років тому +4

      SilentBigSteve rapists and people committing incest don’t bother with condoms. The Alabama law doesn’t even allow abortion for that. And no form of birth control including condoms, is 100 % effective.

    • @droosh
      @droosh 5 років тому

      Great. So write your congressmen and ask them to push forward pro-choice legislation. Then it won't be a state or court issue anymore.

    • @LordKhabal
      @LordKhabal 5 років тому +3

      Mrcookie T I’m glad you asked. Debating an issue with straw men is tedious at best, unproductive at worst.
      My argument isn’t inconsistent at all, actually. You already highlighted the key difference in your explanation, but you failed to grasp its significance.
      When a woman is pregnant, the child is physically attached to, and thus a biological drain/strain on, her body. It is infringing on her own bodily autonomy. Once the baby is born and the umbilical cord severed, they are no longer connected; they are two separate biological entities.
      Yes, an infant is still dependent on its mother to survive in the same way that an elderly invalid is dependent on others to survive. In both cases, though, the health of the dependent is not directly, physically connected to that of the one it is dependent on. Once the child is born it is, for all intents and purposes, it’s own entity. That is the difference between aborting a pregnancy and killing a baby... which would be homicide...
      So no, abortion is not the same as murder. Both involve the termination of a human life, I will grant that (I do operate under the belief that life begins at conception, for the record), but that is where the similarity ends.
      The anti-abortion argument seems to end there, though. To them, it’s the termination of a human life, end of story. Unfortunately for them, it’s much more complicated than that.
      Pregnancy puts considerable stress on a mother, both physical and emotional. It forces her to make considerable changes to her lifestyle and can have adverse effects on her health as she carries the child to term. Plus delivering a child is always a risky proposition, whether naturally or by C-section; both run the risk of killing the mother. Plus, once the child is born, there is a minimum 18-year legal and economic commitment to raising and caring for the child and even after that there’s the fact that, you know, you brought a person into the world. It’s literally a life-changing decision for all parties concerned. I completely understand someone not wanting to make that decision until they are ready, and it is immoral to force someone to have a child they don’t want, especially when you consider the literal life-threatening risks involved.
      So no. It’s not just the baby’s body. Until the child is born, the mother’s body is still a factor in the equation. The key difference between the anti-abortion argument and the pro-choice argument is which factor, the mother or the baby, should take precedence.
      From my point of view, the mother has done nothing to deserve having her rights taken away, to be forced to give up her bodily autonomy for the sake of another. If she gets pregnant and she doesn’t want to be, it is perfectly within her rights to terminate the pregnancy. Sex is not a bad thing. Wanting to have sex without having a child is not an immoral thing.
      Making someone keep a child they didn’t intend to have against their will, thus irrevocably changing their life forever? That’s immoral.
      So again... her body, her rules.
      Make sense? I can break it down further if you like.

    • @LordKhabal
      @LordKhabal 5 років тому +3

      Mrcookie T ...Ahh, so I do need to break it down further for you. Very well.
      See, you’re right in that it is another body (well, it’s a mass of cells or fetus developing into a body, but no need to get into semantics), but... as I said before... this second body is still connected to, and feeding off of, her body, therefore yes, her body is still involved. Her life and health are still at risk and therefore, as the adult, her choice takes precedence.
      But while we’re on the subject, you clearly disagree with this premise. Why? Why, in your view, does the life of the child take precedence over that of the mother (and father too, but honestly he’s not really a factor in the equation as his body and life are not involved)? Why is the child being born all-important? Is it because you see it as life and death vs a temporary inconvenience?
      At the risk of straw man-ing you, let’s examine that, shall we? The old “it’s wrong to kill a child just because it’s inconvenient” argument is neither as simple nor as unassailable as you’re trying to make it seem. It’s more than just an inconvenience, as you so broadly painted it, for all the reasons I already went into. The pregnancy is temporary, yes. The delivery process is temporary, yes... it’s also life-threatening for the mother, to bring that up again since you seem to have skipped past that fact, but still, the pregnancy and birth are both temporary. You are correct about that.
      Bringing a child into the world is forever.
      Forever.
      It is literally a life-changing decision for the parents either way. 18 years or beyond, they’ve got a kid together now. Whether they kept it themselves or put it up for adoption, they have a child together, and there is a whole slew of circumstances where that can be a terrible thing. I’ve seen what can happen to unwanted children. I’ve seen what can happen when two people have a kid together only to have the relationship go south real fast. I’ve seen the toll these factors can take on both the parents and the child. It’s unnecessary tension, anguish, and stress on all parties concerned. Is it better than the death of the child? Honestly, on the grounds that a parent can have children later, when they choose to, yes, I do think it is better. It’s better for the parents not being forced into a life-changing decision against their will and it’s better for the children they do choose to have (if any) because they will be wanted. Wanted children are better off than unwanted children.
      It is immoral to force a parent to have a child against their will. I have no problem with people encouraging others to keep an unwanted pregnancy... provided they do so honestly; all the anti-abortion pregnancy crisis centers masquerading as abortion clinics, and using taxpayer money to do so, is infuriatingly dishonest and manipulative. As my mother said to me once, abortion should be an option, but we should be educated to know that abortion is not the only option for dealing with an unwanted pregnancy. She didn’t like abortions, my mom, and she told me she wouldn’t have gotten one herself, but she was still pro-choice. She recognized that though it wasn’t a choice she would make, people should still have it as an option, with the caveat that they should also be educated to know it’s not the only option.
      Maybe I’m biased because it’s my mom, but... I think that’s fair.
      And again, the woman gets to make the choice, whether that be to have the baby and keep it, have the baby and give it up for adoption, or even to terminate the pregnancy. Her body, her rules.
      Now, to address a few of your other points:
      I specifically didn’t bring up cases of rape, but since you did I will also point out the... shall we say, problem with the whole “rape exception” clause lawmakers cite to try and prove that their abortion bans are “fair”:
      Rape is very difficult to prove in court for several reasons, not the least of which being that people tend to not believe women when they say they’ve been raped. Even if they do believe them, a lot of people tend to... just... not care. Look no further than Kavanaugh’s appointment to SCOTUS to illustrate my point.
      If THAT is the lynchpin of determining whether a woman can have an abortion or not... let’s just say it’s kind of an empty gesture. It’s BS.
      Second, don’t get pregnant? Heh heh, you make it sound so simple. People can get pregnant even when they take steps to prevent it. Mistakes do happen, even when you follow the rules, as it were. A couple shouldn’t be legally forced to have a kid if they don’t want to just because of a mistake. To insist otherwise, as you seem to be doing, by claiming it was their actions that led them to get pregnant... I just... are you... are you saying “you chose to have sex, so deal with the consequences?” I don’t want to put words in your mouth. I’m genuinely asking. Is that what you think? You get pregnant, it’s your fault, so you have a kid now?
      Again, not to put words in your mouth, but if that’s the case... Jesus... that’s a pretty big judgment to make on someone else’s life, and not just the parents, but the kid’s as well.
      I thought the whole point of having a kid was to give them the best chances and opportunities at life and such. Parents being forced to have an unwanted kid... that’s not exactly setting them up for success, is it? There are other examples I could give, most notably having a kid when you can’t afford one (because “make it work” is a colossally presumptuous response I’ve heard from anti-abortion advocates), but I think I’ll leave it there for now.
      Thank you for taking the time to read my response. I appreciate your desire to make your views known and that you’re willing to listen to others, even if we don’t agree.

  • @klo632
    @klo632 5 років тому +245

    “White flat privileged latte” is my new saying. Thank you Leslie 😂

    • @brian_Austin27
      @brian_Austin27 5 років тому

      Yes🤣🤣😭😭

    • @gregohb
      @gregohb 5 років тому +7

      yeah being. racist is always a great way to defeat racism in this world.

    • @parkerstromquist2849
      @parkerstromquist2849 5 років тому +3

      Mine is "black fat oblivious cup of coffee"

    • @shellymaree3579
      @shellymaree3579 5 років тому

      Kelsey LM agreed 😂😂😂👍🏼

    • @c.9231
      @c.9231 5 років тому

      Shameful

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 5 років тому +514

    If a zygote or fetus IS a person with rights does this mean child support payments and welfare benefits now start at the beginning of pregnancy? Can you declare a person 'in womb' to be a dependent on your taxes? Just curious...🤷🏽‍♀️😒😏

    • @joolenka
      @joolenka 5 років тому +24

      lol good point.

    • @aperson2943
      @aperson2943 5 років тому +40

      Get a job, and pay for your own life. Why leech off of the government, and then ask them to stay out of your life? If it has a heartbeat, and human characteristics, and it lives in your womb. *IT'S A FUCKING HUMAN* What do you think, you are giving birth to a toaster?

    • @aperson2943
      @aperson2943 5 років тому +11

      @@joolenka To a moron yes, it's a good point.

    • @mickthompson2947
      @mickthompson2947 5 років тому +10

      A Person 1000% #TruthSpeech

    • @naftulzvi3353
      @naftulzvi3353 5 років тому +80

      @@aperson2943 How is it not a good point if your counter-argument is that a fetus is a person? If you're setting that definition then why shouldn't you have to pay child support pre-birth? Other than hypocrisy of course.

  • @YinzerTracy
    @YinzerTracy 5 років тому +7

    I want that shirt. Not the one she's wearing. I want a shirt with a pic of Leslie Jones WEARING that shirt.

  • @williamjamesayers7719
    @williamjamesayers7719 5 років тому +6

    The best thing about this segment is that Leslie Dracarius Jones spoke from the heart, even with a bit of humor added to it, she still spoke from the heart on a very personal matter. Love her stance on this topic.

  • @RoseOriginals
    @RoseOriginals 5 років тому +454

    That's 6 ft and 233 lbs of truth! Love you, Leslie!

    • @bigol9223
      @bigol9223 5 років тому +2

      That's a whole lotta ooga booga

    • @Akihito007
      @Akihito007 5 років тому +1

      @Soulafein82 Hey you're the one supporting black baby murder.

    • @goosenuggets9693
      @goosenuggets9693 5 років тому +1

      Soulafein82 You are toxic... And i'm not even a republican.

    • @channel4204
      @channel4204 5 років тому +1

      Rose Originals , She’s Fire 🔥👍🏽

    • @Kindred04
      @Kindred04 5 років тому

      @@goosenuggets9693 - Are you serious? You're calling Soulafein82 toxic, but you didn't say a word about the dumb racist jackass who called Leslie "a whole lotta ooga booga?" Check your priorities and check your character (or lack thereof). I don't give a damn what your political affiliation is.

  • @Kizzy_Owens
    @Kizzy_Owens 5 років тому +209

    I'm rebellious from the top😆

  • @Madfattdeeb
    @Madfattdeeb 5 років тому +10

    She may say this with jokes in it, but Leslie Jones gave a great speech here. 💜

  • @priyar7536
    @priyar7536 5 років тому +4

    Preach it sis

  • @Kendaroo
    @Kendaroo 5 років тому +120

    She calling it like it is. I love it.

  • @BGood222
    @BGood222 5 років тому +235

    Goosebumps and nearly in tears. Thank you Leslie!!!!

    • @norrinradd2665
      @norrinradd2665 5 років тому +3

      Why? This is STUPID!!!

    • @WeatherMondacicci
      @WeatherMondacicci 5 років тому +6

      It was a great rant though and she is telling the truth.

    • @therabbi9848
      @therabbi9848 5 років тому +3

      Shame you couldn't shed a tear for the 1 million children that will be barbarically murdered this year. Half of them are baby girls by the way.

    • @mikeb8317
      @mikeb8317 5 років тому

      Goosebumps here as well, kill kill kill Babies. Tears of joy. Leslie. Hail Leslie.

    • @therabbi9848
      @therabbi9848 5 років тому

      @@mikeb8317 Well that's a bloody shame. Everyone turning a human rights issue into an exclusively female rights issue.

  • @queenofedits4668
    @queenofedits4668 3 роки тому +2

    2:54 Michael Che 😂

  • @leovomend8789
    @leovomend8789 3 роки тому +4

    1:23 Michael Che laughing hard

  • @hannahdulset61334
    @hannahdulset61334 5 років тому +36

    Love how you can hear Che laughing in the background

  • @lincolnlawson1090
    @lincolnlawson1090 5 років тому +137

    No one else find it strange that in 2019 we are fighting for the some of the same rights we thought we won decades ago. 2pac ask the question do we hate our women a man can't make one he has no RIGHT to tell a woman when and where to create one

    • @Mytommyj22
      @Mytommyj22 5 років тому +11

      Lincoln Lawson that's because we keep electing Seniors who want do overs from their generation's issues.

    • @lking1540
      @lking1540 5 років тому +1

      They have every right, they were elected, plus abortion might have been just a fad, and now the fad is over.

    • @Ed-iz4wm
      @Ed-iz4wm 5 років тому +3

      That's because they think they can sneak this shit through while everyone is watching game of thrones.

    • @queencallipygos
      @queencallipygos 5 років тому +6

      Hey, us feminists have been trying to tell you that we weren't done fighting for years now. Y'all weren't listening and wrote us feminists off as being too "extreme".
      NOW look what happened.

    • @lking1540
      @lking1540 5 років тому

      @@queencallipygos you can be a little extreme, what happened was democracy.

  • @megjuneau
    @megjuneau 2 роки тому +4

    Re-watching this after SCOTUS over turn Roe V Wade. SHE WAS ALWAYS RIGHT.

  • @JLynnDetamore
    @JLynnDetamore 5 років тому +4

    Thank YOU, Leslie, for helping alleviate our pain by making us little bus laugh withohuntn belittling us at all. You’re my SNL fav!!!