Greatest punchline EVER 😂

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  • Опубліковано 12 лис 2023
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  • @ameerakhnatoon
    @ameerakhnatoon 6 місяців тому +2071

    This man can fight a war with himself and lose every time.

    • @joeysmith5086
      @joeysmith5086 6 місяців тому +46

      Sun Tzu when he's drunk lol.

    • @ianreed9638
      @ianreed9638 6 місяців тому +7

      He's there just for the drinks not to win 😂😂

    • @user-hi4xk1bs2o
      @user-hi4xk1bs2o 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@SouvenTudu4 REPLIES

  • @benjaminmorris4962
    @benjaminmorris4962 6 місяців тому +680

    *Laughing to death* "Yeah, that's not funny" 😂😂😂

    • @matsv201
      @matsv201 5 місяців тому +4

      Yea exactly. Prove that he is not sexist clearly and loudly say that the sexist joke is not funny :D

    • @tkuvma2796
      @tkuvma2796 3 місяці тому +1

      @@matsv201Shut up ! It’s joke cry harder !! 🤣

    • @samithonjames370
      @samithonjames370 2 місяці тому

      @@matsv201 Sexism is funny.

    • @matsv201
      @matsv201 2 місяці тому

      @@samithonjames370 exactly.

    • @kingola4prez503
      @kingola4prez503 29 днів тому

      Sexist and funny 🙌🏻😅 But he does this every single time; laughing for so long at his own jokes, I feel he kinda kills some of the momentum of his jokes. He makes us expect so much, and although it's funny punchlines you sort of get a bit dissapointed since he built it up with he's marathon laugh. But he's funny though, but maybe shorten the laugh time just a bit. No hate on the guy, like I said he's very funny 😂❤

  • @frankcastle5737
    @frankcastle5737 6 місяців тому +1031

    In all fairness she showed up in a prison jumper😂😂

    • @currentfaves65
      @currentfaves65 6 місяців тому +53

      At the beginning she mentions his prison time and he mentions prostitution then they both agree they both went straight for the jugular. They never explained the prostitution details.

    • @willieholmes1483
      @willieholmes1483 6 місяців тому +15

      I thought it was an actual prison suit until I saw the words “Jail Bird” on it. Or do real prison suits have that on them in Australia?

    • @s-zo5641
      @s-zo5641 6 місяців тому +1

      God it took me like 3 minutes to get the joke 😂

    • @willieholmes1483
      @willieholmes1483 6 місяців тому +6

      @@s-zo5641, I still don’t get it.

    • @Lernos1
      @Lernos1 6 місяців тому

      ​@@willieholmes1483A dishwasher is a kitchen appliance (machine) that washes dishes automatically, and a slang traditionalistic term for a woman (because that's what a woman "is supposed to do", wash dishes). A load is an object/group of objects of a certain weight or a measure of semen a man ejaculates. Loading the dishwasher can thus mean stacking dishes into the machine or ejaculating inside a woman.

  • @christian4u69
    @christian4u69 6 місяців тому +253

    When I was a kid, the phrase ‘the dishwasher is loaded’ meant that Mom was drunk. 😄

  • @progmetalkd
    @progmetalkd 7 місяців тому +929

    This joke is genius, I don't know if he wrote it or not but I do believe Andrew writes lots of his own jokes and he tries to be creative and unique

    • @johnp.johnson1541
      @johnp.johnson1541 5 місяців тому +12

      That joke was from a meme, at least four years old.

    • @SlikLizrd
      @SlikLizrd 4 місяці тому +3

      It's an OLD joke, and it wasn't funny the 1st time it went around -- too damned childish for words.

    • @krystians2016
      @krystians2016 4 місяці тому +14

      it was so funny i cant stop laughting@@SlikLizrd

    • @I_Drop_Mythics
      @I_Drop_Mythics 4 місяці тому +10

      @@SlikLizrdyikes edgelord much?

    • @SlikLizrd
      @SlikLizrd 4 місяці тому +1

      NAH. Not my thing.
      You !?? 😁@@I_Drop_Mythics

  • @werdwerdus
    @werdwerdus 6 місяців тому +343

    i love that he's laughing so hard you can see how much it's making him sweat

    • @russelllapua4904
      @russelllapua4904 6 місяців тому +3

      Or it could be that it’s summertime in Australia atm.

    • @user-hi4xk1bs2o
      @user-hi4xk1bs2o 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@russelllapua49042 REPLIES

    • @bleh-zj1hy
      @bleh-zj1hy 5 місяців тому

      ​@@russelllapua4904no no he always sweats a lot you can always see his wet armpits 😂

    • @hennersss
      @hennersss 3 місяці тому

      That'll be the steroids.

    • @johnnybueti
      @johnnybueti 3 місяці тому

      Oooor the alcohol 😆

  • @lordcory9830
    @lordcory9830 5 місяців тому +88

    It, infact DOES GET BETTER when you say it twice 😂😂😂😂

  • @write2pras84
    @write2pras84 6 місяців тому +326

    This was a fantastic joke tbh, I wasn’t expecting it at all and laughed a good 5 mins. 😂

  • @grampydeathblade2217
    @grampydeathblade2217 Місяць тому +12

    Laughing "who wrote that, that's terrible" laughs some more LOL

  • @SJoiseyKid
    @SJoiseyKid 6 місяців тому +126

    I bet he loads the dishwasher faster than he can tell a joke 😂

  • @CrazyTruckinS10
    @CrazyTruckinS10 6 місяців тому +27

    Andrews constant jiggling 😂😂😂

  • @djwolffe_OG
    @djwolffe_OG 6 місяців тому +62

    It does get funnier if you say it twice. And a 3rd time.

  • @faruksedef
    @faruksedef 3 місяці тому +12

    Explanation for those non-native English speakers like me
    This Dad Joke plays on the idea of "loading the dishwasher," which is a common household chore where dishes are placed inside a dishwasher to be cleaned. In the joke, the question sets up an expectation for a straightforward or literal answer. However, the punchline ("Loading the dishwasher") is unexpected and humorous because it uses a mundane task to euphemistically refer to the act of sexual intercourse ("coming inside a woman").
    The humor lies in the unexpected connection between the two seemingly unrelated concepts - household chores and sexual activity - and the play on words. Additionally, the joke relies on the element of surprise to provoke laughter.

    • @zarzavattzarzavatt9309
      @zarzavattzarzavatt9309 2 місяці тому

      no offence but it's kind of obvious, even for theose who speak very broken english, like me :)

    • @faruksedef
      @faruksedef 2 місяці тому

      ​@@zarzavattzarzavatt9309 yok birader, ben anlamamıştım valla :))

  • @pavanbiliyar
    @pavanbiliyar 7 місяців тому +90

    For his sake, Andrew really needs to read these in front of a test subject prior. But i like watching him fall apart.

  • @jariz26
    @jariz26 6 місяців тому +23

    Its called multi tasking. Loading dishwasher, laundry, and vacuuming at the same time

    • @MrScrofulous
      @MrScrofulous 6 місяців тому +7

      I don't think you get the joke.

  • @TheJoshShephard
    @TheJoshShephard 6 місяців тому +5

    The gent seems like wonderful company and an enriching spirit!

  • @jayturner3397
    @jayturner3397 6 місяців тому +15

    Thing' in uk 🇬🇧 some years back. 'Whats difference between an Essex girl & a washing machine..washing machine doesn't follow you for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it 😅😂

  • @crazyfvck
    @crazyfvck 6 місяців тому +69

    One of Andrew's best jokes 😅

  • @Jimothyjohns
    @Jimothyjohns 6 місяців тому +9

    We got to get a short of Andrew doing the Boy George joke. The greatest joke I’ve ever heard

  • @jasoncarreiro86
    @jasoncarreiro86 3 місяці тому +2

    I was actually in a pissed off mood(bills) 🤣 before watching this, funny af 😂

  • @nawerwohl6443
    @nawerwohl6443 6 місяців тому +2

    It kinda makes me happy to see him laugh like that

  • @dsenvy
    @dsenvy 5 місяців тому +4

    "Who wrote this?"
    "Oh right its myself"

  • @ImTheBestestEver
    @ImTheBestestEver 5 місяців тому +4

    She looks like every Band-Sloot turned Feminist ever 😂

  • @Damen178
    @Damen178 6 місяців тому +12

    The joke is amusing. His reaction to it is hilarious.

  • @richardlloyd2589
    @richardlloyd2589 6 місяців тому +11

    Not done the dishes for a while…..it’ll be a full load.

  • @schlonzschuppe4516
    @schlonzschuppe4516 25 днів тому

    I have No tears left in me 😂

  • @paulstaker8861
    @paulstaker8861 4 місяці тому +2

    andrew's belly waves makes it

  • @Zeverinsen
    @Zeverinsen 4 місяці тому +1

    Him laughing was the funniest part of this 💀

  • @BrandonMobley614
    @BrandonMobley614 3 місяці тому

    That annoyed “What?” absolutely slayed him. Any question from her would get me like that.

  • @HensonLoggingCompany
    @HensonLoggingCompany 6 місяців тому +5

    Jeff Foxworthy had a similar joke in the 90s
    Said loading the dishwasher meant getting your wife drunk

  • @dolpx
    @dolpx 3 місяці тому

    I wish I could laugh like hammo does, he's so happy lol

  • @user-ut2wq2lp9i
    @user-ut2wq2lp9i 5 місяців тому +1

    That is a great punchline.

  • @noah8236
    @noah8236 6 місяців тому +1

    The way she plays him =D

  • @Tomcatntbird
    @Tomcatntbird Місяць тому

    I thought it was checking her oil😂😂

  • @MichaelHall69
    @MichaelHall69 6 місяців тому +12

    I gotta go load the dishwasher 😂

  • @user-ct6fe9nm4t
    @user-ct6fe9nm4t 2 місяці тому

    The laugh... that damn laugh

  • @noirjacques3274
    @noirjacques3274 6 місяців тому

    Imagine Mickus from We Got The Chocolates telling that! 😮😂

  • @gravyholicbear
    @gravyholicbear Місяць тому

    That’s too funny!

  • @AraceaeFanatics
    @AraceaeFanatics 26 днів тому

    SPOT ON!!

  • @PetCactusA_HarmlessLittlePrick
    @PetCactusA_HarmlessLittlePrick 3 місяці тому

    BRILLIANT!

  • @Cormano980
    @Cormano980 6 місяців тому +1

    "Putting the old man in the basement"

  • @laurahess3417
    @laurahess3417 Місяць тому

    It's funny how red he turns!

  • @PSC_crackers
    @PSC_crackers 3 місяці тому +2

    it's fr , Abby can't take a joke

  • @andrewhiggs8387
    @andrewhiggs8387 3 місяці тому

    A man walks into a bar OUCH it was an iron bar 😂

  • @gauravjha8938
    @gauravjha8938 3 місяці тому

    Now I’m worried about loading the dishwasher…

  • @holysinnerxxx
    @holysinnerxxx 6 місяців тому +4

    I love it!

  • @gamingwith3033
    @gamingwith3033 6 місяців тому

    "adding the detergent"

  • @RKmndo
    @RKmndo 6 місяців тому +3

    It's supposed to be, "Putting a load in the dishwasher".

  • @patmcbride9853
    @patmcbride9853 6 місяців тому +8

    LEGEND!!!

  • @robertsupriano1969
    @robertsupriano1969 3 місяці тому +1

    After all of that laughter I was kind of disappointed with the punch line.

    • @W1HURI
      @W1HURI 3 місяці тому

      It was the greates joke😂

  • @FharishAhmedPortfolio
    @FharishAhmedPortfolio 6 місяців тому

    Dang it, Bobby!!!
    Pull yourself together Man!
    Stawp laughing!
    You loose, every single time!
    🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @GoBills1990
    @GoBills1990 Місяць тому

    Best joke ever

  • @user-xb3hx7rq8q
    @user-xb3hx7rq8q 3 місяці тому

    Just told this to my mom and aunt, pretty sure they pissed themselves

  • @tomriddle5564
    @tomriddle5564 6 місяців тому +1

    Or at my House Loading the dishwasher means - Getting my wife Drunk.

  • @jamesinthewild1656
    @jamesinthewild1656 Місяць тому

    Funniest thing I have ever heard

  • @naruto11212
    @naruto11212 3 місяці тому +8

    I can't stop laughing
    Because i didn't even start
    🗿🗿

  • @starrieyedGirl
    @starrieyedGirl 5 місяців тому +1

    Okay I don't know who wrote that but that's actually pretty clever😅
    You could say my racks has been empty for a long time🤣

  • @Igor-my6ml
    @Igor-my6ml Місяць тому +1

    Yeah, it's not funny, it's hilarious

  • @CrazyCanuckFitness
    @CrazyCanuckFitness Місяць тому +1

    So funny

  • @DaDitka
    @DaDitka Місяць тому

    "Lord, I apologize for that joke, even though it is funny. And please be with the starving Pygmies down there in New Guinea. Amen."

  • @vtown5630
    @vtown5630 7 місяців тому +4

    😂👌

  • @TrueNomadSkies
    @TrueNomadSkies 6 місяців тому +1

    I'm totally stealing this hahaha

  • @iraf.official
    @iraf.official 6 місяців тому +3

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @robertyocum7200
    @robertyocum7200 6 місяців тому

    Whats this from?

  • @T__boned
    @T__boned 5 місяців тому +1

    I feel like Abby is way too serious for this show

  • @rosspro6466
    @rosspro6466 6 місяців тому +7

    Madz is getting hotter and hotter.

    • @rosspro6466
      @rosspro6466 5 місяців тому

      @@Oblivion047 Madz is the girl.

  • @nrais76
    @nrais76 Місяць тому

    😂🤣

  • @randyscrafts8575
    @randyscrafts8575 4 місяці тому

    .......but its true. 😉👍

  • @samandrossbakery
    @samandrossbakery 3 місяці тому

    Why’s bro sweating so much

  • @jdraven0890
    @jdraven0890 6 місяців тому +1

    Oh that is pretty good 😂

  • @BallisticNick
    @BallisticNick 6 місяців тому +1

    Took me a minute to get it

    • @anmolagrawal5358
      @anmolagrawal5358 6 місяців тому

      So now you can tell me what it is

    • @BallisticNick
      @BallisticNick 6 місяців тому

      Women do the dishes so they’re dishwashers and you’re dumping a load of cum instead of soap into them basically.

  • @Sabre912
    @Sabre912 3 місяці тому

    That’s not funny… it’s hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @kylezo
    @kylezo 3 місяці тому +1

    I was pretty disappointed after that buildup, probably like this man's dishwasher.

    • @OG-BIG-SHEPHERD.
      @OG-BIG-SHEPHERD. 3 місяці тому

      Yeah. Funny if you hardly ever hear real good ones

    • @W1HURI
      @W1HURI 3 місяці тому

      Womp womp

  • @jeremyharper3462
    @jeremyharper3462 Місяць тому

    I don't care who are, that isht is funny right there!!

  • @RebelAllianceJAC
    @RebelAllianceJAC 3 місяці тому

    😂😂😂💀

  • @RenormalizedAdvait
    @RenormalizedAdvait 4 місяці тому

    That was actually a strategy, it has been proven that just by laughing you can make someone laugh. Here it didn't work coz she was aware of it.

  • @W1HURI
    @W1HURI 3 місяці тому

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @9983sp
    @9983sp 6 місяців тому +7

    That was a great joke.

  • @DrewDoggydogg23
    @DrewDoggydogg23 6 місяців тому

    What is the show or who is that guy?

  • @madwilliamflint
    @madwilliamflint 6 місяців тому

    That's amazing.

  • @ImmaTwoPops
    @ImmaTwoPops 3 місяці тому +1

    Rey old joke,and this dude never heard it before 🤷‍♀️

  • @wolfo11
    @wolfo11 6 місяців тому +4

    Timeless joke 😅

  • @colinjones5100
    @colinjones5100 3 місяці тому

    Q" What did George Michaels have in common with the band Queen?
    A" George died from Mercury up his arse.!

  • @D_Cali_Life
    @D_Cali_Life 4 місяці тому +1

    Is that Billie Eillish ? Why the sudden trend in girls dressing up like they just escaped prison in an oversized outfit ?

  • @URSoDead2Me
    @URSoDead2Me 3 місяці тому

  • @kellyinfanger9192
    @kellyinfanger9192 6 місяців тому +3

    What a disappointment!

  • @dmitriyreise7814
    @dmitriyreise7814 5 місяців тому +1

    Explain please)im not really good in English 😂

  • @evil17
    @evil17 Місяць тому

    Q. What’s the difference between a girl & a washing machine?
    A. A washing machine doesn’t follow you around for a week after you dump a load in it!

  • @markriddle3282
    @markriddle3282 3 місяці тому

    Honey, I will do the dishes tonight. 😘

  • @VioletJoy
    @VioletJoy 3 місяці тому

    Is she in prison? 🤔

  • @iraf.official
    @iraf.official 6 місяців тому +4

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌

  • @KingoRichie1990
    @KingoRichie1990 6 місяців тому +3

    Once is funny. Twice is even funnier.

  • @seanflanagan2441
    @seanflanagan2441 6 місяців тому +1

    Yep, it was awful.

  • @adamdam
    @adamdam 6 місяців тому +5

    It's actually not funny at all, sorry guys.

    • @seregill13
      @seregill13 6 місяців тому +2

      Its absolutely hilarious

    • @naruto11212
      @naruto11212 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@seregill13your sense of humour is literally broke if you find this hilarious

    • @seregill13
      @seregill13 3 місяці тому

      @@naruto11212 nah, you're just to sensitive

  • @deezmemes126
    @deezmemes126 6 місяців тому +1

    I read that as "Jail Bait" on Abby's coverall.
    Just when I thought she couldn't get any hotter.....😈

  • @gladlawson61
    @gladlawson61 2 місяці тому

    The guy ruined it. Just spit it out.

  • @SuhandiWijaya
    @SuhandiWijaya 7 місяців тому +15

    I don't get the punchline, anyone can explain it? 😂

    • @marshalsaini9619
      @marshalsaini9619 7 місяців тому +4

      Neither did i

    • @SyverReborn
      @SyverReborn 7 місяців тому

      Because a woman is a dishwasher

    • @venkatanujd8267
      @venkatanujd8267 7 місяців тому

      loading = cumming , dishwasher = woman

    • @DubstepLover1234
      @DubstepLover1234 7 місяців тому +22

      That women do the dishes, so dishwasher .. 😂

    • @AnilPT-oh8rv
      @AnilPT-oh8rv 6 місяців тому +4

      Then -> Woman -> Cleans dishes -> managed home -> Called Homemaker -> Happy family.
      Now -> Machine -> Cleans dishes -> Saves money -> Called Dishwasher -> Salty singles.

  • @stkmktfan
    @stkmktfan 6 місяців тому +3

    Abby is beautiful

  • @user-tp7gy4dj4l
    @user-tp7gy4dj4l 6 місяців тому

    My wife gave my mother a dozen red roses for training me to do the dishes.

  • @yotatech5032
    @yotatech5032 4 місяці тому

    I absolutely love Abby 🤣🫶