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  • @Niklas9999100
    @Niklas9999100 Рік тому +1844

    "Mrs. Jones, we'd like to inform you that your son has shown exemplary performance and dedication at school, even outside of class. We have thus decide to have his name legally changed to Paddy, named after our headmaster's dog. Please use this name when you are referring to your son from now on."

    • @gavinstricklin9512
      @gavinstricklin9512 Рік тому +60

      It’s actually very normal for the children to clean the school in Japan

    • @YT-Lucas
      @YT-Lucas Рік тому +71

      "Thank you Mr Mattison. Paddy is both a good puppycat AND a good son."

    • @letsschool
      @letsschool Рік тому +38

      Hey, Mrs. Jones here. I must say, I never thought I'd see the day when my son would be named after a furry friend. I suppose it's a good thing he's been such a dedicated student, but I can't help but wonder if Paddy will start wagging his tail instead of raising his hand in class. I guess I'll have to get used to calling him my little "Paddy" from now on.

    • @nickdumas2495
      @nickdumas2495 Рік тому +4

      But, he was named before the dog, not after? And the dog was actually a cat? Some sort of jungle cat from the size.

    • @MelodicTurtleMetal
      @MelodicTurtleMetal Рік тому +8

      ​@@gavinstricklin9512Cultural differences are funny. It's normal to take a gun to school here

  • @flowerdolphin5648
    @flowerdolphin5648 Рік тому +383

    Since this game is based on Japan, it's not surprising that these kids voluntarily clean the school. In japanese schools there are no janitors, it's the students and the teachers that keep the school clean. After every school day there's a rotating team of a couple students per class that stays behind to do cleaning duties. Their task is to clean the blackboard, classroom floor, any dirty spots, as well as designated sections of the rest of the school building.

    • @USMarshmallow
      @USMarshmallow Рік тому +14

      At the schools I was an ALT for, the teachers pitched in as well, including me. It was a lot of fun, and the kids seemed to enjoy cleaning time!

    • @Fishpizza1212
      @Fishpizza1212 Рік тому +26

      God I wish we had that in America! Then people here would clean up after themselves.

    • @serenahiggins1849
      @serenahiggins1849 Рік тому +13

      American school teachers don’t pay their teachers enough for that. And American schools also care more about sports teams than students. So this wouldn’t happen in America. And I don’t think it should happen in America until the schools start showing respect for the reason for their existence, the Teachers and Students!!!

    • @MelodicTurtleMetal
      @MelodicTurtleMetal Рік тому +14

      In American schools, students are too focused not being shot at to think about cleaning

    • @brandonlaird6876
      @brandonlaird6876 Рік тому +15

      As a custodian, I just wish they'd pick up their books, pencils, and other large objects at the end of the day. It's like I have to go over the floor twice: once for large objects, and again for the actual cleaning (mopping or vacuuming depending on floor). Just my irritated opinion. I'm fine with actually cleaning, but I hate picking up after them, it takes away from valuable cleaning time.

  • @mklabtech
    @mklabtech Рік тому +152

    just wanna say that placing toilets near on 2 opposing walls rather than on the same one from different sides is an Architect move, and Engineers won't be happy with that.

  • @JGomiero
    @JGomiero Рік тому +522

    Matt in Poly Bridge “Oh my god I should not stimulate this behavior”
    Matt in every other game “Let’s hide a knob here hope no one realizes”

    • @theepicbruhman2254
      @theepicbruhman2254 Рік тому +8

      Bridging is the only priority

    • @valecasini
      @valecasini Рік тому +11

      in Poly Bridge the devs weren't so happy about when it started to appear knob in all the game, but then they had to adeguate to the thing that it's not possible to stop it xD

    • @meneerlolo3307
      @meneerlolo3307 10 місяців тому +1

      bro he made a knob in the building the expansion was a knob

  • @Qlmmb2086
    @Qlmmb2086 Рік тому +607

    I refuse to believe Brick Johnson wasn't added to the game with an RCE sponsorship in mind.

  • @coltimgregory
    @coltimgregory Рік тому +243

    The real question is, does Dusty Auctioned unscrambled to "Study Education" or "Study Cautioned?"

    • @Kevoguy
      @Kevoguy Рік тому +63

      "A Scouted Nudity"

    • @TheMeanAdmin
      @TheMeanAdmin Рік тому +17

      Tuesday Conduit o_O

    • @Tyuf_
      @Tyuf_ Рік тому

      ​@@TheMeanAdminjust another Friday night out watching Hulu with Cthulhu

  • @dman1357
    @dman1357 Рік тому +275

    Who does your thumbnails?! They’re always so… silly and I love it

    • @Fine_gentleman-British
      @Fine_gentleman-British Рік тому +4

      Mhen I saw this there was 69 likes😂
      (I did not like to keep it at 69 sos)

    • @horseridergal0756
      @horseridergal0756 Рік тому

      @@Fine_gentleman-Britishyou can like it now since others ruined the nice 69. Lol

    • @VeroSim
      @VeroSim Рік тому +2

      i agree i love them sm

    • @Timnrulez
      @Timnrulez Рік тому +5

      they look like Blitz’s thumbnails

    • @---____.0-
      @---____.0- Рік тому +3

      hehe

  • @kendlemintjed7571
    @kendlemintjed7571 Рік тому +31

    the best kind of sponsor
    no annoying segment to skip
    just cold hard entertainment which both gives me a good insight into and makes me want to play the game

  • @kendrakirai
    @kendrakirai Рік тому +226

    Is it overdesigned, or is it designed for a place where there's frequent earthquakes? Because names aside, this is clearly Japan, and I'd imagine that overbuilding would me the name of the game if you didn't want critical infrastructure to fail every six months.

    • @pixelmaster98
      @pixelmaster98 Рік тому +20

      overengineering is also very engineer-y and not architect-y, so it should be a good thing

    • @duythuchoang5095
      @duythuchoang5095 Рік тому +15

      ​@@pixelmaster98technically true, over engineering is just extra safety

    • @alexanderf8451
      @alexanderf8451 Рік тому

      Japan? No this us clear a generic school that could be found anywhere in the world.

    • @isaaclepischak812
      @isaaclepischak812 Рік тому +8

      @@alexanderf8451 my guy there is litterally a tea room

    • @alexanderf8451
      @alexanderf8451 Рік тому

      @@isaaclepischak812 anywhere in the world

  • @marcosbravo9645
    @marcosbravo9645 Рік тому +23

    Given the title and RCE I am reminded of one of my professors. I study aeronautical mechanical engineering, and one day he was telling us how we can't replace a single screw without checking the manual for how much torque we need to apply. He then commented that we can make the inspectors think we use the manual by dirtying and roughing it a bit, that inspectors usually are fooled by this, but was adamant we shouldn't because that was illegal.

    • @nvelsen1975
      @nvelsen1975 Рік тому +5

      Our research methods professor at Utrecht University verbatim went "I am now supposed to teach you this search engine we've developed. But it sucks. THIS is the search engine used by UvA in Amsterdam, and..."
      Also the acronym of the subject he taught, plus him being the head of it, made his function title read "Scatterbrained", and he insisted on being refered to as that.

  • @Juniper_Rose
    @Juniper_Rose Рік тому +38

    Matt bullies children and won't let them pee.
    10/10 teacher

  • @RandomlyRantful
    @RandomlyRantful Рік тому +13

    Me trying to figure out how “dusty auctioned” unscrambles to “architects suck”

    • @TheCatstronaut
      @TheCatstronaut 9 місяців тому

      wait it does?
      ......
      crap it doesnt
      dusty auctioned doesnt have an R nor an H

  • @yellowstonejim
    @yellowstonejim Рік тому +97

    Every thing was going so well until Matt discovered BANANA PEELS!!

    • @NoahGooder
      @NoahGooder Місяць тому

      he went full gremlin mode

  • @abcdefgcdefg5178
    @abcdefgcdefg5178 Рік тому +7

    I absolutely love story time with Matt! It really could be it's own series

  • @brianfisher7385
    @brianfisher7385 Рік тому +23

    Today's story time was hilarious, knobs everywhere 😂😂

  • @Hawaiiwong
    @Hawaiiwong Рік тому +74

    Umm did anyone else notice Matt's architect decision to have the door to the boy's bathroom be the girl's bathroom???? 😅

  • @PanzersnCricket
    @PanzersnCricket Рік тому +1

    Last academic year, sometime in my class wasn't in, and there was a sub so no one sat where they were supposed to. Someone took the book that belonged to the person who wasn't in and dedicated an entire page to one massive, strongest shape.
    The next lesson we heard, " Uh miss, someone drew a big uh uh..." and the teacher had to finish hs sentence. It was great

  • @tschichpich
    @tschichpich Рік тому +9

    I like that the game says the prices are in Yen but clearly are more dollar prices and just change the Currency symbol.

    • @mattm7220
      @mattm7220 Рік тому +4

      I'm so glad that someone else pointed this out. Extra 5¥ a week only means roughly an extra $0.05 if that was real Yen 🤣

  • @teebz182
    @teebz182 Рік тому +4

    I love whenever Matt finds a bridge-like structure, he does the 'bridge review' it makes me happy and also makes me laugh !! XD

  • @SmithKO
    @SmithKO Рік тому +4

    OMG! I'm 18:36 into the video and I just noticed that Matt built the entrance to the "boy's restroom" inside the "girl's restroom", meaning the boys have to enter the "girl's restroom" first. I doubt there are many happy parents there 🤣

  • @letsschool
    @letsschool Рік тому +4

    When you fell over a banana peel and say 'Just my luck'. it's obviously not your luck but Real Civil Engineer messing with you from above. Paddy smashing the exams is no wonder with his name change he activated some inner powers. The devs at Pathea had a lot of fun watching your video @RealCivilEngineer. Thank you for the laughs. We hope your community will enjoy Let's School and have to meet with Brick Johnson!

  • @JonniteYT
    @JonniteYT Рік тому +4

    Only Real Engineers get this joke:
    "We can just choose to only accept The Smart Kids Or The future Architects" - The Real Civil Engineer 2:39
    👇 - If You get the joke

  • @stanloonaenft
    @stanloonaenft Рік тому +11

    I would love this to become a series :)

  • @pulsegamingbird3764
    @pulsegamingbird3764 Рік тому +6

    Im surprised he did not notice how efficient the shape of the school is. This is easy to see at like the outtro of the video.

  • @Shady_shagi
    @Shady_shagi Рік тому +5

    Please continue playing this game :)

  • @WubbaduckTrust
    @WubbaduckTrust Рік тому +4

    I would like to see this as a series! Its looks like a fun game

  • @TheBig_oga
    @TheBig_oga Рік тому +3

    Brick johnson is RCE‘s long lost twin😮 1:19

  • @sleipnir_8364
    @sleipnir_8364 Рік тому +12

    Brick Johnson is too much of an RCE reference to be a coincidence

  • @027pistonp
    @027pistonp Рік тому +1

    Similar to RCE in high school I used to stealthily draw the strongest shape on my mates hand next to me while he was concentrating on what our maths teacher was saying. The trick is drawing it in one movement and not lifting the pen

  • @ChozzleWozzle
    @ChozzleWozzle Рік тому +35

    Even with these techniques, I still wouldn’t learn how to be funny

  • @streetradio9875
    @streetradio9875 Рік тому +31

    The anagram is Study Education, yes?

    • @zjpdarkblaze
      @zjpdarkblaze Рік тому +1

      theres the word nude

    • @AjZ530
      @AjZ530 Рік тому +1

      yah, he mentioned it at the end

    • @NelielSugiura
      @NelielSugiura Рік тому +1

      @@zjpdarkblaze Study Nude Action would need another n though.

  • @Pancake1
    @Pancake1 Рік тому +2

    “I might just make an art teacher do this” I died, man

  • @heathbrinkman3126
    @heathbrinkman3126 Рік тому +1

    Excellent video! I'd love to see a continuation of this as a series

  • @GameTortoise3ertrt4
    @GameTortoise3ertrt4 Рік тому +1

    It is actually still called a form room in most British secondary schools

  • @Vtarngpb
    @Vtarngpb 4 місяці тому +1

    “Seriously, who doesn’t like anagrams?” -Susie Dent

  • @OurlordandsaviorShrek
    @OurlordandsaviorShrek Рік тому +3

    man i love story time with matt

  • @akumasstorytime3910
    @akumasstorytime3910 Рік тому +4

    It took me a long time to realize that "dusty Auctioned" is an anagram of "study, education"

  • @MikeSanders2000
    @MikeSanders2000 Рік тому +4

    Intern and RCE both posting gameplay for this game... within an hour of each other...
    It's a great day

  • @dylans5709
    @dylans5709 Рік тому +1

    Guys, it’s real civil engineer’s long lost brother 1:16

  • @creepergamez7202
    @creepergamez7202 Рік тому +1

    For a guy that posted this video 18 minutes ago and alr got lots of views, comments, likes I respect you a big W

  • @TheRegret
    @TheRegret Рік тому +2

    i was legitimately expecting the anagram to be something along the lines of "architechts suck" or "dirty architechts" or "dumb architects" but i didnt want to invest enough brain power to count the letters.

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 Рік тому

    I swear Brick Johnson sounds like the screen name for someone in adult movies. "They call me that because I'm hard as a brick. And I don't mean my body builder's physique." 😆

  • @Headshriker
    @Headshriker Рік тому +1

    matt when you play an anime school game there is one rule: DON´T MESS WITH THE SCHOOL CONCIL they basically have more power than the UN

  • @tboadventures9238
    @tboadventures9238 Рік тому +1

    0:44 I solved it. It’s “study education”
    Edit: I got beat to the answer 🤦🏿‍♂️

  • @Memegod_69
    @Memegod_69 Рік тому +3

    I do draw knobs on peoples work when they are awake and something watching.

  • @fracpony6329
    @fracpony6329 Рік тому +3

    Using time stopping abilities for banana peel shenanigans. Never change.

  • @bluesapphire5009
    @bluesapphire5009 Рік тому +3

    This is so cool tbh. Might play this

  • @kopilkaiser8991
    @kopilkaiser8991 5 місяців тому

    Your commentary and choice of games both are really good. It is really satisfying to watch your gameplay walkthroughs 😆🤣 This one was very funny as usual which makes it more fun & enjoyable to watch

  • @rizalkhafidin1471
    @rizalkhafidin1471 Рік тому +1

    Now that you play this, you should try Spellcaster University

  • @mattm7220
    @mattm7220 Рік тому +1

    Show a bit more respect for the main character - that "average kid falling asleep" is obviously the protagonist of this whole series

  • @arcangyal2269
    @arcangyal2269 Рік тому

    In our school in Bonyhád, Hungary there is a cat named "Pacal" who is always in the classes, mostly in art

  • @alphamike87
    @alphamike87 Рік тому +1

    Great video Matt, nice strong shape school

  • @raelsadd
    @raelsadd Рік тому +1

    dude, i love costco, i just got the small pack of fridges, and now i have 18 fridges

  • @jozimastar95
    @jozimastar95 Рік тому +1

    I can't wait for Josh from let's game it out to try this

  • @untitled.innominate
    @untitled.innominate Рік тому

    I’ve been watching your videos for almost a year now and I gotta say, the new thumbnail art is an amazing improvement

  • @justjuniorjaw
    @justjuniorjaw Рік тому

    Hopefully you'll do more, and do fun objectives in the game like turning the school into a gamer paradise.

  • @yuyuw8542
    @yuyuw8542 Рік тому

    That was really funny, please make this game a series 😂😂

  • @tombradford-c7g
    @tombradford-c7g Рік тому +1

    in america we call the class that you gather in before school your homeroom

  • @silfreed
    @silfreed Рік тому

    Loved the return to the O.G. Bridge Review seriousness.

  • @duphasdan
    @duphasdan Рік тому +1

    I get the feeling that Brick Johnson is related to Real Civil Engineer.

  • @sabaqara636
    @sabaqara636 Рік тому

    I think this game is actually cool, would love to see more vids G

  • @hambonejones7231
    @hambonejones7231 Рік тому +1

    How could you change William Jones, the greatest name of all time.

  • @lewiscooper3959
    @lewiscooper3959 Рік тому +1

    I know this sounds silly but I admire you. You have inspired me to be a civil engin eer

  • @nurazidore
    @nurazidore Рік тому +2

    Is the anagram "Cautioned Study"?? Sounds like an engineering-aimed directive!

  • @Warbird5656
    @Warbird5656 Рік тому +1

    I would love to see more of this if possible

  • @DanielAlao-xk5kk
    @DanielAlao-xk5kk Рік тому

    Another amazing video! Btw it's still called form room(at least in taa stevenage)

  • @cookiedoodle0276
    @cookiedoodle0276 5 місяців тому

    This shows that you never let an enjiner to design a building, and never let an architect to build a house

  • @Hambone4life
    @Hambone4life Рік тому

    I would absolutely love to see more of this

  • @SetyoHillman
    @SetyoHillman Рік тому

    Hey Matt! I have a game recommendation that fits your style. It’s called Heavenly Bodies and it’s similar to Getting Over It but you play as a cosmonaut. Would be funny to see you play. Anyways thanks for the content as always!

  • @darijanyoung4514
    @darijanyoung4514 Рік тому +1

    My second name is Joey
    And my last name ist Young
    10:32
    😱

  • @clementlettuce
    @clementlettuce Рік тому

    definitely play more of this game it is fun engineering

  • @chrisandrew7577
    @chrisandrew7577 Рік тому

    The bridge review music gets me going every time, 9/10

  • @CausticMedeim
    @CausticMedeim 3 місяці тому

    I honestly am very likely buying this due to this video. This game looks right up my alley. Thank you.

  • @Osca1
    @Osca1 Рік тому

    'story time with matttttttt' is the best sound I have ever heard

  • @Midnight.Sketch
    @Midnight.Sketch Рік тому +2

    Ready to learn in that school

  • @jarnoleenheer9163
    @jarnoleenheer9163 Рік тому

    We need more of this game!!!!

  • @strongerthanever2039
    @strongerthanever2039 Рік тому +1

    11:49 Wdym he's terrifying xd

  • @wolfnightshadow7732
    @wolfnightshadow7732 Рік тому

    Omg when that meat and two veg meal poped up I allmost died😄😄😄😄

  • @EmodChannelClassics
    @EmodChannelClassics Рік тому

    'we've got the average kid who's asleep in the middle' - literally me in form class back in the day.

  • @phon3junki3
    @phon3junki3 Рік тому +5

    It seems like this game was based on assassin's classroom the way to run down school look

  • @KiiNGK0oM
    @KiiNGK0oM Рік тому

    New form of ruining someone's day discovered, draw a knob on all of someone's papers so they can't shoe any of their papers, don't make it too big just in a spot where its easy to see when passing by

  • @zombiereaperOnXbox
    @zombiereaperOnXbox Рік тому

    "Don't cheat... well you can cheat just don't get caught" lol I've never been caught

  • @jonathanorlando1294
    @jonathanorlando1294 Рік тому +4

    "a nude stoic duty" is what I came up with. Anyone else have any luck with the anagram?

  • @xxSeanVxx
    @xxSeanVxx Рік тому

    I can relate to sleepy boi.
    I was neither smart nor cool and just fell asleep from boredom in school.

  • @AnotherTrainSpotter
    @AnotherTrainSpotter Рік тому

    I bet you 1000000 that he will never forget to say hello fellow engineers at the start of his videos

  • @dubster1771
    @dubster1771 Рік тому

    3:05 Matt it’s still called a form room in most secondary schools

  • @WindChargerNut
    @WindChargerNut Рік тому

    Strongest shapes make Matt feel warm and fuzzy inside.

  • @jamesdunn8013
    @jamesdunn8013 Рік тому

    Just got the game it looks like the best school sim I’ve seen

  • @thesunnynationg
    @thesunnynationg 8 місяців тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂
    BRICK JOHNSON
    😂😂😂😂😂😂
    i almost peed myself from laughing

  • @Lionplays681
    @Lionplays681 Рік тому

    Best video so far! good job!

  • @fromnaras
    @fromnaras Рік тому

    I LOOOOVE this game so far

  • @NoniggaNo
    @NoniggaNo Рік тому

    matt make this a series please

  • @siuchoi7655
    @siuchoi7655 9 місяців тому

    14:12
    I see what you're trying to build here

  • @acenightmare1
    @acenightmare1 Рік тому +2

    Can’t lie I would go to this school

  • @duplicake4054
    @duplicake4054 Рік тому +2

    The currency is yen, and 1 yen = 0.0056 pound sterling so you were actually doing a lot worse than you thought

  • @Luck_612
    @Luck_612 Рік тому

    9:02 "She gotta be 23, she only 13 at the moment"

  • @5reasonstoedge
    @5reasonstoedge Рік тому

    Day 261:Dear Matt,
    I have a very good video idea
    Gather all your editors and make them all have 3 chances to make the cheapest,best and most efficient bridge, or the best score on any motorway game(e.g AQR, that one train game, ect...), or who make the longest and most efficient shapes.And see who is the best editor and is worthy of the rank of a classified engineering. From me.

  • @canxel11
    @canxel11 Рік тому

    More of this game Matt!

  • @valecasini
    @valecasini Рік тому

    0:43 ChatGPT is saying that is "cautioned study" is it right

  • @henrylee09
    @henrylee09 Рік тому

    Please make this a series