Hi Guys please share if you liked the video and do subscribe the channel. I will be doing my standup special "MARKET DOWN HAI" Live Show in various cities and taking this special Internationally in DUBAI. Please find dates and ticket link below. Lucknow - 12th Mar Kanpur - 13th Mar Varanasi - 14th Mar Jaipur - 19th Mar Bangalore - 20th Mar Hyderabad - 21st Mar Ticket Link: in.bookmyshow.com/events/market-down-hai-stand-up-comedy-by-gaurav-gupta/ET00145786 Delhi 15th March Ticket Link in.bookmyshow.com/events/market-down-hai-by-gaurav-gupta/ET00306294 Gurgaon 24th March Ticket Link: in.bookmyshow.com/events/comedy-munch-market-down-hai/ET00307703 DUBAI - 26 & 27th Mar Ticket Link: ae.bookmyshow.com/events/market-down-hai/ET00007289
@@stopsuperstitions. beta bas bhul ke bhi ek particular religion pe joke mat bna diya,agle din gala kata milega... bechare france ka teacher nipat gya😂
@@Zoro17175 coz then the comments section starts from praising / defaming political parties and ends up in using abusive language and involving family, religion, caste, creed etc
Great sense of humor. When you spot random people and come out with so much laughter. That's what a great comedian sort of. That was the best part of your show.
@@mypowerlevelisover9000 I guess it was just pun intended nothing serious. & That's what humour is. Kapil sharma entire show based on humour nothing about embarrassing someone.
@@ashishbhardwaj9760 but pointing out someone, Calling him on stage and judgement bout his looks(saying that this beanie he has bought from local shop) is no fun bro. A comedian must write and not point out someone like that; for once imagine yerself on that stage with a minor flaw and then crowd laughing on you!
My mom is like “ye khud baniya ni h baniyo ka mazak udaye jaa rha h” even though she is laughing hilariously and remembers all your famous dialogues !!! 😂😂✌️
बहुत बढ़िया जोक करते हो ना किसी का मजाक उड़ाते हो और ना ही धार्मिक जोक करते हो न किसी धर्म का मजाक उड़ाते हो नो पॉलीटिकल किसी पार्टी का जोक करते हो। मैं बनिया हूं लेकिन आपके जो जोंक बनियों पर रहते हैं काफी असली होते हैं और सही होते हैं इसलिए बहुत इंजॉय करते हैं बहुत मजा आता है बुरा बिल्कुल भी नहीं लगता है। क्योंकि जो आप मजाक उड़ाते हैं उसमें भी प्राउड फील होता है।
The photography part! 🤣🤣🤣 My family also has similar photos, where people have to search where we are! It was the time of those 32 rolls. India Gate pura aana chahiye, tum log kitne bhi dikho ya na dikho!
मैने अपनी बनिया फ्रेंड को आपकी वीडियो सेंड कर दी वो चिढ़ गई बोली ऐसे नही होते बनिए। और उसके बाद से हर बार कहती है मुझे नहीं अच्छा लगता वो कॉमेडियन बनिया होकर बनियो की बुराई करता है🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Meri mano jo ladki sirf video se chidh gayi usse dosti tod do Main bhi baniya hu per mujhe kabhi bura nahi laga Aur jokes ko hamesha badha chadha ke bolte hai warna to hansi hi nahi aayegi.
Honest feedback. Big fan. Sab kuch bahut jyada acha tha. Mind boggling set hai. Seeti wale ka roast badiya and bilkul justified. Par yaar 24 years pe jo bande ko roast kiya woh kahi intimidate na ho gaya ho. #justsaying
YAAR PLEASE HUM NON-BANIYE BOHUTTTT SABARRR KARTE HAIN AAPKE VIDEOS KA EK HI VIDEO 4 BAAR DEKH CHUKI HO.. KRIPYA KARKE THODA JALDI DAAL DEIN VIDEOS...I CAN WAIT TO HAVE MORE OF PUNJABI VS BANIYE... BAAKI U IS THE BEST.. ALL THE BEST FOR EVERYTHING 💯💯👍💕💕
bhai main to Chaudhary Jaat hu ..... prr jaisa tu btaya hai baniyo ke bare mai wo sach hai bilkul😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂 kamaal krdiya Bhai ne.... baniyo ke kapde utaarne ko tyaar hai chora....
He is so so is right I can totally relate everything and the main one is Mathura Vrindavan we actually called it trip many times and yes the longest vacation we spend it in vaishno devi 😂😂
Gaurav Bhai Thank you for making all laugh. 🤩 Your comedy helps me staying happy and being strong as me and my husband live apart and meet in 2 -3 months. You really helped both of us making happy 🙏 thank you
Hi Guys please share if you liked the video and do subscribe the channel.
I will be doing my standup special "MARKET DOWN HAI" Live Show in various cities and taking this special Internationally in DUBAI. Please find dates and ticket link below.
Lucknow - 12th Mar
Kanpur - 13th Mar
Varanasi - 14th Mar
Jaipur - 19th Mar
Bangalore - 20th Mar
Hyderabad - 21st Mar
Ticket Link:
in.bookmyshow.com/events/market-down-hai-stand-up-comedy-by-gaurav-gupta/ET00145786
Delhi 15th March
Ticket Link
in.bookmyshow.com/events/market-down-hai-by-gaurav-gupta/ET00306294
Gurgaon 24th March
Ticket Link:
in.bookmyshow.com/events/comedy-munch-market-down-hai/ET00307703
DUBAI - 26 & 27th Mar
Ticket Link:
ae.bookmyshow.com/events/market-down-hai/ET00007289
Aa jaunga, bas resha resha content mat laana
Bhai aap aur Gaurav Kapoor ek sath stage share karke ek show karo.
Bhaii love from j&k
Bahiya ek mooojitoo dena😂😂😂😂
Bhai i am very excited you are replay please tell me
That Chemist one hit me hard 😭😂
😂😂bania ho bhai?
@@jzs826 haan 😂😭
😂😂tabhi
@@jzs826 tum bhi baniye ho ?😂😂
Ekdam sach kaha😂😂
I like this guy, no political satire, no below the belt jokes, no religious jokes
Hats Off to you Gupta ji
Religious joke to jona hi chahiye
Religion apne aap me ek joke hai 😂
@@stopsuperstitions. dayum!😂
@@stopsuperstitions. beta bas bhul ke bhi ek particular religion pe joke mat bna diya,agle din gala kata milega... bechare france ka teacher nipat gya😂
Whats wrong with political satire.
@@Zoro17175 coz then the comments section starts from praising / defaming political parties and ends up in using abusive language and involving family, religion, caste, creed etc
This man proves that jokes can be clean and funny at the same time.
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Ye tum log ka galiyo se kya obsession hai ???
Ryt
Ye pakka nra hoga😂 Africa se
Funny?
Great sense of humor. When you spot random people and come out with so much laughter. That's what a great comedian sort of. That was the best part of your show.
Logo ki beizzati karna =comedy
Great logic
@@mypowerlevelisover9000 I guess it was just pun intended nothing serious. & That's what humour is. Kapil sharma entire show based on humour nothing about embarrassing someone.
@@ashishbhardwaj9760 that's true😁
@@ashishbhardwaj9760 but pointing out someone, Calling him on stage and judgement bout his looks(saying that this beanie he has bought from local shop) is no fun bro. A comedian must write and not point out someone like that; for once imagine yerself on that stage with a minor flaw and then crowd laughing on you!
Bhai tu jaisa batata hai baniye bilkul waise hi hote hain 🤣
Baniyo ki Aatmkatha by Gaurav Gupta😜
True
Kya madam app baniya ho ke aisa bol rahi hai
Aap baniya ho kya?😂
@@amishagupta7942 ya mai baniya hu
@@akregnant3365 🙏,😁
That last joke was perfect 😂😂
Great Gaurav.I have watched it 3 times.Your observation about competition even in Vaishno Devi is perfect.
Even “papa ka affair” wala punchline was. 😆😆😁😁🤣🤣😂😂
I think he is the only clean language comedian with no double meaning comedy...
Enjoy watching him
"Baniyon ki Aatmakatha"
Written by- Shri Gaurav Gupta
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
💯
Baniya ji ki video uploaded.. And I am here..😎
Edit:- 24 wale ki to band baja di bhai.. Damn funny baniya ji😂😂
The last joke is so damn relatable .... Khaki goli le aana😂😂
Khaki goli 😄
that photography part was literally my father 😂..In Udaipur. we were all so disappointed after seeing those pictures😂
Really?
@@aadityanikam8830 yes
Really
@@Priyanka-hy5qs Sahi Hain Fir To
@@Priyanka-hy5qsYour dad was really lucky to get Featured here
Finally thodi bhot bazzati hone k baad bhi
I love his show & enjoyed a lot...❤️❤️
#proudtobebaniya aur ha vo 24 saal wala ladka main hi hu 😂😂
Hehehe
nhi bhai koi bejati nhi h normal hi to tha... maja aya aur literally vo jeb m Gaddi hi thi kya bhai??😂😂
No politics No controversies
Straight Honest Funny
Good to watch 😄😄😄
This man never disappoints
Especially in crowd work 😂😂
Sach 😂
Which comedian disappoints you ?
Jyada na jhukna ..
Kahi jyada ghis na jaae tera ghutna...😂
Michael Scott joke here.
That chemist and doctor one Hit me Hard 🤣
My mom is like “ye khud baniya ni h baniyo ka mazak udaye jaa rha h” even though she is laughing hilariously and remembers all your famous dialogues !!! 😂😂✌️
baniya hi to h
You are also a baniya or not
3:35 Baniya guys be like ' chila chila k Bata de sabko ye scheme'
😂
NEERAS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Audience who had watched his live show can relate😂😂
His comic timing is superb and he never disappoints 😁👍
Hilarious..one of the best comedian.. Luv u stay fit
4:18 नही जैसा तू बताता है बनिये वैसे ही होते हैं ,मुझे पता है मै भी बनिया ही हूँ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think you are also a baniya like me.Are you kalwar baniya
Lol chemist wala so trueeee!!! 😂😂
बहुत बढ़िया जोक करते हो ना किसी का मजाक उड़ाते हो और ना ही धार्मिक जोक करते हो न किसी धर्म का मजाक उड़ाते हो नो पॉलीटिकल किसी पार्टी का जोक करते हो। मैं बनिया हूं लेकिन आपके जो जोंक बनियों पर रहते हैं काफी असली होते हैं और सही होते हैं इसलिए बहुत इंजॉय करते हैं बहुत मजा आता है बुरा बिल्कुल भी नहीं लगता है। क्योंकि जो आप मजाक उड़ाते हैं उसमें भी प्राउड फील होता है।
Last chemist vali medicine vala part is too relatable😂😂
My mother used this Doctor trick on me and my family. CGHS rocks😂
The photography part! 🤣🤣🤣 My family also has similar photos, where people have to search where we are! It was the time of those 32 rolls. India Gate pura aana chahiye, tum log kitne bhi dikho ya na dikho!
Sir, you always rock! The photos were the highlight, and doctor’s visit was very relatable....lol
Isne mere saare baniyo doston ko imagine kerva diya... I love them more now..
U r our blood thinner... no stress no tension...just laugh , happiness
I saw these jokes live in noida. Loved it💐
The last joke killed it!😂😂😂🔥
Last was awesome 😂😂😂😂
Chemist wala so true 😁😁😁
Ye hai humare baniyo ka 24😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Arora kab se baniya😂
@@shivamchawla3854 har ek punjabi ka baniya dost hota h bhai relate kra h 😆😂
@@shivamchawla3854 line quote kiya h gwar 🤦🏻♂️
Discovered this channel in the middle of the night and damn. My parents are gonna kick me out soon. My lungs are gonna explode . Too good.
Baniyaa op❤️😂
Jordaar dil khush ho jaata hai videos dekh ke
True marwari fan
This Baniya exposes Baniya 😂
Your jokes are toooo relatableman🔥😂
Epic bhai....u bring out the genuine laughter in us...👍👍👍👍most humourous and most authentic among the current crop....👌
All your baniya jokes are so relatable man
😂😂😂
Paaji tusi great ho. Whenever I m stressed your videos are the best medicine to recover
True same I wish in next birth I also born in baniya family so that I can get love of both parents staying in one city
This Kashmir line is true. I've seen tourists here clicking weird pictures. 😂😂😂
The photography part is just so true 😭
That chemist joke is so relatable🤣🤣🤣
You can see your popularity as in 6 hours you got 61 k views.. amazing!!
Neha ji aap bhi baniya ho kya😊😊
"love marriage hai bhai saab" ❤️❤️❤️❤️😂
Favourite for a reason ❤️
Loved it😂😂
3:50 are jacket bhi cantabil ka hai😂
I laughed a lot after long time...the last one is awesome....chemist se ilaz...prchi
Welcome back 🔥🔥🔥
BHAI THAT VAISHNODEVI SCENE IS SO TRUE!!!
EVERY FREAKING LINE ABOUT A BANIYA WAS SO TRUE!!
God bless this Baniya !
Yeh Duniya ka Pehla “Baniya” hai jisko dekh Kar khushi hoti hai.... warna to Bde Bde bills 💸 yaad aate hain bhai !
@kartikeya sharma
Bhai Mera to Kuch Nhi lga, time hi lga !
Net unlimited free hai...
9:00 Really Amazing 😂😂
Video is 8:16
7:22 i can relate to that 😂
मैने अपनी बनिया फ्रेंड को आपकी वीडियो सेंड कर दी वो चिढ़ गई बोली ऐसे नही होते बनिए। और उसके बाद से हर बार कहती है मुझे नहीं अच्छा लगता वो कॉमेडियन बनिया होकर बनियो की बुराई करता है🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
One must be a sport and also have good sense of humour if ur friend is getting offended by a standup comedy then idk what to say
Meri mano jo ladki sirf video se chidh gayi usse dosti tod do
Main bhi baniya hu per mujhe kabhi bura nahi laga
Aur jokes ko hamesha badha chadha ke bolte hai warna to hansi hi nahi aayegi.
Dope 🔥🔥🔥
Moral:- Never Ever try to get comedians attention. Vrna ho gyaa 😂
Family trips are always disastrous bringing Chaos and all😉
My fvrt stand up comedian ...Love u brother ...Always Waite for ur show ...Ur jokes are based on reality ..
The last joke blew me away
Your contents are amazing dada...
Proton, electron, neutron 😂😂🤣🤣🤣👍👍
Dusron par mazak harr koi kar leta hai khud par mazak uda hussane ki himmat chahiye. Every comedian should learn from him.
Great talent 👍🏻
Kaafi relatable.. I wonder why ?
Best Standup comedian of India.
Mind Blowing !!
Honest feedback. Big fan. Sab kuch bahut jyada acha tha. Mind boggling set hai. Seeti wale ka roast badiya and bilkul justified. Par yaar 24 years pe jo bande ko roast kiya woh kahi intimidate na ho gaya ho. #justsaying
Abe Chu+tiye pura comment hi hashtag # pe kar deta 😂
@@jeetmazumdar3695 thankyou
@@kushalgulwani6737 #welcome 😂
*GAURAV KAPOOR & GAURAV GUPTA* my most favourite comedians ❤️❤️😭😭
Toh chutiye isme roone ki kya jarurat hai!!!!
Nice to come back after a month!
You’re hilarious.
Applause 👏👏👏👏👏
Relatable jokes you rock
Chemist and 3 days of testing is literally real 😂😂😭
Bestt i m a baniya ... vrindavvan vaishnodevi 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂
Saharanpur
SG
SA
Tbh all your baniya jokes are relatable as f*ck😂
Welcome back on UA-cam
One of the best set
Superb...ek parchi mei teen bimari 😅😂😂😂😂
I discovered you today after watching your Amazon Prime video 🤣 omg your too much
Op baniya from jamuna parr .
I am also a baniya 😔
Jain ?
@@medfit. jain baniye hi hote hai
Jain to baniya hote hai pr tum nhin ho..
Kyonki explain krre ho
@@pt.hsharma807 ya ! Thodi glti ho gyi
@@AbhishekJain-ns1wc 😂
That chemist one is true😂
I'm Punjabi....and i love ur shows 😂.....
That chemist joke .... Fuck mai bhi standup kardu baniyo pe 😂😂😂😂
Gajaabbb bhaiii😍😍😜👌👌👌..bhai baniye sawal bahot karte hai🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha chemist vaala is v true
my husband is also a chemist
Bhai ya dawai vala next level tha 😂😂
Idk, but he is among the best comedian 😁👍💪
Last part was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂from trip to kashmir
Aap bhi ek baar jaa aao kashmir😊😊
Wah wah bania wah bania !💐
YAAR PLEASE HUM NON-BANIYE BOHUTTTT SABARRR KARTE HAIN AAPKE VIDEOS KA EK HI VIDEO 4 BAAR DEKH CHUKI HO.. KRIPYA KARKE THODA JALDI DAAL DEIN VIDEOS...I CAN WAIT TO HAVE MORE OF PUNJABI VS BANIYE... BAAKI U IS THE BEST.. ALL THE BEST FOR EVERYTHING 💯💯👍💕💕
Great sence of humour sir,
Baniyas are stopless in every field 🙌🙌
bhai being a Dr mai ye parchi and chemist walaaa joke bahot achhe se samjh sktaa hu.......but the joke is with doctor.Lgg gaye.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Nice editing 🔥
bhai main to Chaudhary Jaat hu ..... prr jaisa tu btaya hai baniyo ke bare mai wo sach hai bilkul😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂 kamaal krdiya Bhai ne.... baniyo ke kapde utaarne ko tyaar hai chora....
Gaurav my favorite 🤩. Thank you brother for this masterpiece 👍🏻
Last joke was amazing😂😂...
He is so so is right I can totally relate everything and the main one is Mathura Vrindavan we actually called it trip many times and yes the longest vacation we spend it in vaishno devi 😂😂
Haha my friend is also a baniya , he usually takes me to visit banke Bihari temple ,although I am an atheist 😁.
Gaurav Bhai
Thank you for making all laugh. 🤩 Your comedy helps me staying happy and being strong as me and my husband live apart and meet in 2 -3 months. You really helped both of us making happy 🙏 thank you
This man is damm hilarious... 😂😂