In retrospect this was kinda a poor idea for brand new guys as it seems like it undermines authority but fuck it if you can't bounce back from a dick joke you're in the wrong business anyway
me: i want scp foundation mom: we have scp foundation at home the scp foundation at home: i work as a corrections officer, i guard things that should not exist
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Loved the video. Keep up the great work. You must be married in a Church for you to be truely married. Amen. God Send. Don't call things Holy that aren't Holy its blasphemy which is sin. Don't swear or sudo swear its sinful. Don't say or laugh at inappropriate things its sinful. Luck doesn't exist its blessings from the Good Lord Jesus Christ. Don't say the Good Lord Jesus Christs Holy name in vein its blasphemy which is a sin. Only the Good Lord Jesus Christ is the one true God no one else can compare to Him. The Good Lord Jesus Christ is the only good person. The Good Lord Jesus Christ is Lord or Lords and King of Kings. He is the only true Lord and the only True King. Trust in the Good Lord Jesus Christ not yourself. Sex before is a very very serious sin so please wait till marriage to do these things as well as self pleasure is sinful as well. Pornagraphy is also extremely sinful. Amen. God Send. God Bless You All. Amen. God Send. Please if you haven't already repent of your sins and trust in Jesus Christ As Lord And Savior. Praise The Good Lord. Please Get Saved. Please repent of your sins and trust in Jesus Christ As Lord And Savior. John 3:16 For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son and whosoever believeth in Him shall not perish, but have everlasting life. Love you guys. God Bless You All. Amen. God Send. 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 9Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders 10nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God. God Bless You All. Amen. God Send.
@@DekuGame- sure...like a drug induced prison...where the prisoner is inhibited from using his powers....like a force field containment that prevents the leakage of energy. ....like a dirt nap that permanently teleports the entity to a different dimension..? The author of this story is so short on creativity that this "teleporting" capable being is just on lock down...lol.
25:00 Kudos for leaving the "rouge" typo in your narration. People will never learn from their mistakes if they aren't even aware that they're making one.
Great story line, every sinister person planning evil tactics always has a flunky assistant. It was entertaining none the less. Thank you for posting...!!!
@@magoswes3588 Random, i know, but: Did you know 2 Facts? -UA-cam has a P0rn-Problem, much Racism, and masses of spam-bots and scammers. -UA-cam does have a Reportbutton. A System to help Yt's users. ...Hey... one last question... can you combine those facts, i wonder?
The universe is a big a** place...if someone can think up the story (I seriously look at Hollywood for a lot of possible truth)...fiction is NEVER as strange as the truth. Seen a few "strange" things along my travels so nothing would shock me. Gotta love social media for whistleblowing 🇨🇦
The new welder 5 million. With nuclear backup program. It only uses the best plutonium rods with unobtainium flux coating. This is not your uncle's welder.
Father: I WILL DESTROY YOUR WORLD!!!! Also Father: Who's Father's baby you are glub you are, and I will make sure nobody uses that nasty baking soda on you.
Random, i know, but: Did you know 2 Facts? -UA-cam has a P0rn-Problem, much Racism, and masses of spam-bots and scammers. -UA-cam does have a Reportbutton. A System to help Yt's users. ...Hey... one last question... can you combine those facts, i wonder?
Would love a live or animated series of some of these stories. Maybe netflix would be good so i can binge watch. Even better anime style. Would be epic fight scenes.
This is by far my favorite story from Mr. Creeps. Please write more expanding on this? I love the SCP Foundation Wiki and this is perfect and has such a fascinating tone to it
This is the og classic Myuu Creepypasta ost song lol You’ll hear this song in stories from like 8-10 years ago haha Myuuji is truly a musical genius. I listen to his emotional pieces (from stories I hear) regularly ❤️
Funny how things in Chile are getting really bad, the Brazilian Government is loosing support, and the Amazon synod is taking place in Rome right now. Bro this is actually spooking me.
I've got thru such a huge amount of ur stories and still have sooooo many to get thru still!!! Always enjoy them everytime I put them on! I've actually found my absolute favourite of all of them!!! It's the little girl writes a letter to Satan instead of Santa and gets frankenteddy!! Listened to it over And over!! 😆
Robyn Nichols you know he signed papers while being president stating he shall not get money for being president? Well what about when he paid for 11 black men’s collage tuition?
How do we know you're not under Father's influence and Gloop is actually trying to kill Father? And all of Father's escape attempts were actually attempt to Kill Gloop first?
Random, i know, but: Did you know 2 Facts? -UA-cam has a P0rn-Problem, much Racism, and masses of spam-bots and scammers. -UA-cam does have a Reportbutton. A System to help Yt's users. ...Hey... one last question... can you combine those facts, i wonder?
Says he can’t revel his identity bc he’ll be erased from existence; then goes on to give specific background info that makes him easily identifiable. This is the kind of thing that ruins a story for me. I get stuck on inconsistencies.
Anyone who played far cry 5 and beat it, excluding his humanity... realizes the similarities between the two and the nuclear winter. I mean common father and the father are almost the same thing.. anyway still loved the story and the narration, as always much love for Mr. Creeps
I love military, officer stories, I'm a fan of these last 2
Same
They blow my mind every time.. 💕✌️
That’s what’s UP👍😁
🥾
Joshua Trump same here two
At least this guy doesn't have to deal with Kentei.
Or dancing guy.....
Or the warden
Or Wu...
Father would of gotten destroyed early on if he was apart of that story
Calamity and dancing guy are the two strongest, but their are two voids running around, Siberia and south america. Calamity vs father.
In Soviet Russia...
Things that shouldn't exist guard you
Will you be my friend?
There hasn't been a "Soviet" since 1991...So, in truth, neither of you exist.
Yes comrade
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access
NO way I see you everywhere lol xD
Here in Soviet China
guard gets banned
How hard is it to say "I work for the SCP foundation"?
Alleosus Squirt exactly
So more like he was working for the chaos insurgency
Lol I haven’t even listened to the video
Who says he is telling the truth or they just lied to him
Don't know spicy crust pizza?
new dude: who is joe
his colleages: *looking at eachother*
father: JOEEEE MAMAAAAAAAAA
gloop: *eats baking soda*
wow thats was really funny, good job.
@Alastor what
@CRYBABY nobody is defending anything? Well excluding me rn
Worked as a corrections officer. To fuck with the new guys we would have them send Demetius Johnson to medical. Always a good laugh
In retrospect this was kinda a poor idea for brand new guys as it seems like it undermines authority but fuck it if you can't bounce back from a dick joke you're in the wrong business anyway
The SCP organization confirmed by a level d personnel
Of course not, obviously he’s on a security team, he wouldn’t have access to that information if he was class D
Yea
YES
luke_ XX who’s jo-
lly rancher
Mad Mistah Jay dudes clearly not a D if he’s a guard.
me: i want scp foundation
mom: we have scp foundation at home
the scp foundation at home: i work as a corrections officer, i guard things that should not exist
Contact ME they call ME Kacz
@@thomaskaczmarek5437 Random, i know, but:
Did you know 2 Facts?
-UA-cam has a P0rn-Problem, much Racism,
and masses of spam-bots and scammers.
-UA-cam does have a Reportbutton. A System to help Yt's users.
...Hey... one last question... can you combine those facts, i wonder?
@@slevinchannel7589what pr0n on YT?
"Dealing with father almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter" - NCR Trooper
ah i see what you did there very nice
@@SillyBnuy21 Okay so check in South America and Montanan.
Nice
A agent on your team is down
Fallout New Vegas
“How do they make calls?”
*zombie game ad plays*
Ah ok, that explains a whole lot.
Random, i know, but:
Did you know 2 Facts?
-UA-cam has a P0rn-Problem, much Racism,
and masses of spam-bots and scammers.
-UA-cam does have a Reportbutton. A System to help Yt's users.
...Hey... one last question... can you combine those facts, i wonder?
I love watching these before i go to bed
But the spookyness! How can you sleep hearing about a blob that eats people
@@cosmos1610 lol
@@cosmos1610 I do it all the time
@@cosmos1610
It's fun, seriously
Husain Rizvi yeah, I fall asleep to these stories all the time! I love the dreams they bring.
i’m a corrections officer too lol, except i guard things that do exist
G Ez my dad is a ex cop thank you for your service sir
P.F.G studios Thank you for your service
P.F.G studios always gotta do what’s right for the people. no matter what. care, custody and control brother. you stay safe too
Joseph O no need to thank me man, i’m just doin what i gotta do brother
G Ez thank you for your service and love 🌷🌹
These stories are so good man keep em coming and 30 min too, your killing it put here if I could give 50 thumbs up I would
He doesn't write them
Worst story ever. Written by a 10 year old.
Loved the video. Keep up the great work. You must be married in a Church for you to be truely married. Amen. God Send. Don't call things Holy that aren't Holy its blasphemy which is sin. Don't swear or sudo swear its sinful. Don't say or laugh at inappropriate things its sinful. Luck doesn't exist its blessings from the Good Lord Jesus Christ. Don't say the Good Lord Jesus Christs Holy name in vein its blasphemy which is a sin. Only the Good Lord Jesus Christ is the one true God no one else can compare to Him. The Good Lord Jesus Christ is the only good person. The Good Lord Jesus Christ is Lord or Lords and King of Kings. He is the only true Lord and the only True King. Trust in the Good Lord Jesus Christ not yourself. Sex before is a very very serious sin so please wait till marriage to do these things as well as self pleasure is sinful as well. Pornagraphy is also extremely sinful. Amen. God Send. God Bless You All. Amen. God Send. Please if you haven't already repent of your sins and trust in Jesus Christ As Lord And Savior. Praise The Good Lord. Please Get Saved. Please repent of your sins and trust in Jesus Christ As Lord And Savior. John 3:16 For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son and whosoever believeth in Him shall not perish, but have everlasting life. Love you guys. God Bless You All. Amen. God Send. 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 9Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders 10nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God. God Bless You All. Amen. God Send.
@@Pablo10485Hi Fellow Listener - He Never Said He Does.!! Nor Alluded to It....
I Don't Know How Yöu Came to That Thought.
From Ont, 🇨🇦
A secret SCP style organization that knowingly allows the narrator to release the information. Interesting twist on the usual formula. I like it.
They assume he’s invisible after establishing the fact that he can TElePoRt
😂😂😂
Yeah...lol..I love ur comment. How does one imprison someone that teleports? I'll tell u how...give him a dirt nap.
@@DekuGame- sure...like a drug induced prison...where the prisoner is inhibited from using his powers....like a force field containment that prevents the leakage of energy. ....like a dirt nap that permanently teleports the entity to a different dimension..? The author of this story is so short on creativity that this "teleporting" capable being is just on lock down...lol.
"So the first person we'll be checking in on is joe"
"Joe? Joe who?"
I'm so torn between Joe mama and Joe Schmo.
Joe mama
Joe mama
Joe mama
Joe MaMa Muhahaha
Guy:imma bout to be killed
My recommendations: Hey watch Why I Quit Being a Hitman!
Me:woah?
Great I just got arrested for throwing baking soda at Rosie O'Donnell
😂😂👍👍
Lmao
😂
Father has the ability to stand on his tippy toes...
Father is dead
I've been working third shift for the past year so I wanted to say thank you for the channel. This has been keeping me going at the wee hours
Yeah yeah yeah we get it. EVERYONE needs to know these things exist
Wait why does this sound familiar?
can u likes elaborate ok
You bout to get whooshd my guy
Sounds like The SCP foundation if you ask me
Right? He does creepypastas like these all the time.
Domenic Materno no nim rod like I’ve heard the same exact story. I’ve heard it on another channel
Now see, this is why the GOC has the right idea for dealing with SCPs. "Kill'em all and let SCP-343 sort them out."
With ninja plague doctor suicide portals
I love your videos! I listen to them at school. Keep up the great work!
25:00 Kudos for leaving the "rouge" typo in your narration. People will never learn from their mistakes if they aren't even aware that they're making one.
He only made a mistake because he was rushing, the people were on to him already. /s
HelpfulDropBear I don’t think u understood what he was talking about, nobody said anything stupid
HelpfulDropBear said something stupid. I was talking about the guy in the story lol.
@@huglife626 100% true 👌
@@huglife626 I assume that it was the writer's mistake, since it's actually written rouge in the transcript. Keep your panties on.
Great story line, every sinister person planning evil tactics always has a flunky assistant. It was entertaining none the less. Thank you for posting...!!!
Anyone else feel like father is a fragment of the crimson king?
Colton Collier *scarlet king*
Femi king crimson
@@magoswes3588 Random, i know, but:
Did you know 2 Facts?
-UA-cam has a P0rn-Problem, much Racism,
and masses of spam-bots and scammers.
-UA-cam does have a Reportbutton. A System to help Yt's users.
...Hey... one last question... can you combine those facts, i wonder?
Scary thing is this shit might be real and we will never know
so true
real is It
Awesome. Would be soooooo cool. Though I'd prefer the universe in "I'm a guard at a secret government prison".
The universe is a big a** place...if someone can think up the story (I seriously look at Hollywood for a lot of possible truth)...fiction is NEVER as strange as the truth. Seen a few "strange" things along my travels so nothing would shock me. Gotta love social media for whistleblowing 🇨🇦
@@zaferoph Technically that’s more than one universe. Check out “My friend was living in an alternate reality” as it is the same... lore.
They found joe mama
Who's mama?
Wopictropic with Candice
Wopictropic No they found the uno reverse card
Wopictropic he needs yuri to live
Ooooh!
“Humanity doesn’t deserve too die.” Haha nice one 👍
Yeah don't kill wolf!
Don't kill wolfs!
Humans are killing themselves let's start a riot
Here’s the thing I don’t understand. if they’re so dangerous why not just make it so the cells can’t open like AT ALL?
Tyler Mcflyer- honestly- this was pretty smart thinking on the writers part
The new welder 5 million. With nuclear backup program. It only uses the best plutonium rods with unobtainium flux coating. This is not your uncle's welder.
So Scp Foundation and Umbrella Corp? I'm liking this.
I kinda wish that there was a story that related to that epic art in the thumbnail
I'm pretty sure that's a monster from the film wrath of the titans
Chuck Norris will take care of him.
Yesss!!! Im dying!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He will put that boy in line
He couldn't take down bruce lee, So how do you expect that to happen?
The most dried up and dead meme i have seen in a while
@@theonlygodofdragons9266 So we'll send in bruce lee. Problem solved!
Father: I WILL DESTROY YOUR WORLD!!!!
Also Father: Who's Father's baby you are glub you are, and I will make sure nobody uses that nasty baking soda on you.
Random, i know, but:
Did you know 2 Facts?
-UA-cam has a P0rn-Problem, much Racism,
and masses of spam-bots and scammers.
-UA-cam does have a Reportbutton. A System to help Yt's users.
...Hey... one last question... can you combine those facts, i wonder?
Is there anywhere I can contact you for stuff that aren't business related?
So this is what they used the zoo for monsters and cryptids after the breakout
Ah So You Read THAT Too...
I agree
This guy sounds like he had been recruited by the SCP foundation
What is scp
Richard Manuel check out a channel called thevolgun and you’ll see
Or just look up SCP on Google
This sounds exactly like the information contained in the Entity Phylum book that came out 1 or 2 years ago. I will check out more about this SCP.
Like always I don't know how you do it but you pull the best stories and narrate the best stories of all the narrator's
So he works for the S.C.P. Foundation?
So All for One got his hands on the OP slime guy and is keeping him as his personal battery pack. Neat.
Would love a live or animated series of some of these stories. Maybe netflix would be good so i can binge watch.
Even better anime style. Would be epic fight scenes.
I really wish this was a podcast. I'd definitely be able to listen to all these stories
You should see this then
ua-cam.com/video/D5Ngy8GjGfw/v-deo.html
These stories are the best.
This would make one hell of a movie
I need to save this for bed time
This is by far my favorite story from Mr. Creeps. Please write more expanding on this?
I love the SCP Foundation Wiki and this is perfect and has such a fascinating tone to it
I can't help but think of Father from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
Same
I love these stories so pls keep uploading!
“I signed an NDA, now lemme tell you some shit”
Boy these stories good
His voice is amazing
One question how’d you get footage of what he did to another planet. But I’m just nitpicking this one is a good one
Dorkseid I thought the same like mmmmm lol
Easy creative mode
So this is why none of the shops near me have any baking soda of late.
@mark o'shea so you know my area well then 🤣🤣 (joking aside most of the dealers have been chased out of my area now thank god 😊😊)💜💛💜
High risk target has escaped. He is trying to destroy the earth. It will turn into a hell.
Me: *Calls the Doom Slayer*
Doom Slayer: "Father who??"
I NEED TO KNOW THE INTRO MUSIC DAMNIT
Myuu
"a deep voice" by myuu.
@@skyistumbling1165 my god thank you I love his intro
This is the og classic Myuu Creepypasta ost song lol
You’ll hear this song in stories from like 8-10 years ago haha Myuuji is truly a musical genius. I listen to his emotional pieces (from stories I hear) regularly ❤️
This is like the scp faculty. Although, I feel like father would sort of be like scp-001
Wow ! So wicked cool..
Great job
Im gonna have to [REDACTED]
I’m pretty sure the creature in the picture is the love child of Goro and a gladiator.
27:34 giant flesh colored booger 🤣
Funny how things in Chile are getting really bad, the Brazilian Government is loosing support, and the Amazon synod is taking place in Rome right now. Bro this is actually spooking me.
Father is simply a code name for Bernie Sanders
His hair is as red as his politics.
@@thomasgrice8864 you meant purple
If father could teleport, what was really keeping him in that cell? Other than that good story
No that's hyperspace travel. Teleportation is moving from one fixed point to another without any steps in between.
This sound like area 51
Oddly enough, I used to have nightmares about places like this. That was years before I heard stories like this one. Weird huh?
You're not special 😂😂😂
I wish you were right.
I love all these stories it is so entertaining much love man💯
Love it! Really good story man
Me: hears people say they hate Donald Trumps brown hair
Me: Wait no
Doge he has black hair what you talking about
Dillon Anthony I thought it was purple 😳😳
Paige Dominguez I am colour blind but I have heard some of my friends say it is bright pink
It’s obviously bright neon green
Dude are you guys colored blind or smoking some weird grass? His hair color is a weird dark green! Everyone with eyes can see that!
"Going towards Brazil"
Me a Brazzilian: He's what?
What is this amazing soundtrack`s name ???
Pls tell me if you know
Good story. I'd like to hear more about the other inmates.
Father sounds a lot like a certain world leader with weird hair
Best narrator bro keep going
8:43 guys this is where joe is....
I've got thru such a huge amount of ur stories and still have sooooo many to get thru still!!! Always enjoy them everytime I put them on! I've actually found my absolute favourite of all of them!!! It's the little girl writes a letter to Satan instead of Santa and gets frankenteddy!! Listened to it over And over!! 😆
I'm not going to give my name...
But here's my completely unique ID number that is assigned to only me 🤷🏾♂️
if you paid attention, you'd know that these numbers aren't the real ones -_-
@@ArinJager1 Keep scrolling let people have their fun
@@Dootteh318 don't talk back to me you little bitch
Arin Jäger whoa, why so hostile? You on your period or something?
Never once in my life did I think I’d hear that baking soda would save my life.
you mean "The Foundation", huh?
I love these stories man, Keep it up!!! 👍👍👍
Adds are ruining creepypasta
The foundation? Must be kind of cool guarding SCPs
Anyone else was thinking El Chapo's wen hearing this🤔
*when
I was thinking Trump!
Robyn Nichols make decisions based on stories and news Trump isn’t bad just fake news and bad stories
Robyn Nichols you know he signed papers while being president stating he shall not get money for being president? Well what about when he paid for 11 black men’s collage tuition?
Robyn Nichols trump is awesome. Your nuts
How do we know you're not under Father's influence and Gloop is actually trying to kill Father? And all of Father's escape attempts were actually attempt to Kill Gloop first?
I’m gonna snort a bunch of fun dip , arm myself with baking soda super soakers , set gloops world on fire
I’ll just take the fun dip
Shadow ayy fun dip is gonna go up my ass changed my mind lol
i will bring the candy cigarettes😂
Belizebby 93 it’s badass time
@@carterwaggoner1671 let's do this, got my Nerf supersoaker ready!
Some times I wonder if these actually might be real
Me too man
8:45 joe? Joe mamma. Ha. Gottem
Life Of A Gold guess what
Father vs 959 would be a awesome battle
Existence is a dream in a biological matrix amongst an uncooperative force of nonexistence beings
Random, i know, but:
Did you know 2 Facts?
-UA-cam has a P0rn-Problem, much Racism,
and masses of spam-bots and scammers.
-UA-cam does have a Reportbutton. A System to help Yt's users.
...Hey... one last question... can you combine those facts, i wonder?
Amen brother
Says he can’t revel his identity bc he’ll be erased from existence; then goes on to give specific background info that makes him easily identifiable. This is the kind of thing that ruins a story for me. I get stuck on inconsistencies.
Hail father...
Cause he is the king
Of all. I am with him and
I will prey to supreme...😂🤣🤣😂
You will "prey"? Typo, or Freudian slip? :-/
Anyone who played far cry 5 and beat it, excluding his humanity... realizes the similarities between the two and the nuclear winter. I mean common father and the father are almost the same thing.. anyway still loved the story and the narration, as always much love for Mr. Creeps
This reminds me of scp lol
This should be made into a movie
8:43 joe......
Joe Mama
Good catch, but boooo⤵
Gets caught ratting out Black ops site, managers are all "Bro! We LOVE your blog, keep at it man!!!"...
I can see that being the case all too easily.
This is scp I'm in heaven we just scp [Data expunged] to go [Redacted] he is a keter hence the censorship
Things You Should Never Clean with Baking soda;
•glass
•aluminum
•ceramic stove top
•marble
•wood furniture
And GLOOP
At around 14 when he's talking about father, I just thought. "Oh. Frather = Donald Trump."
I thought exactly the same 🤣🤣
Lol for real 😂😂😂
Omg! It is Trump!!!
yeah but dont we all see his hair as the same colour?
@@XDKvlogs well just ignore that for now.......
Gee these guys should just call the SCP Foundation and let the professionals handle that sort of thing.