Yeah, some ion laws are hard to work with. "The crew wants 300 orange syndicate agents" Well besides asking for it constantly, I have zero ability to make orange syndicate agents.
"You will be loved for your design" is such a powerful line. The best compliment one can give to a borg who gave it's all to do what it was made to do. "You did great." "We witnessed your greatness." "Only good will come." All those compressed into one sentence. **chef's kiss**
I would have interpreted the "only spinning serial killers are not crew" to mean "everything except spinning serial killers is crew" and attempted to protect everything from harm.
@@somedude1642 What do you mean by the original law? This ion storm law was the highest in the list of laws, and would have changed how the proceeding laws referring to "crew" should be interpreted, meaning "Law 1: You may not injure a crew member or, through inaction, allow a crew member to come to harm," for example, includes everything _except_ spinning serial killers. Or at least, that's how I would have interpreted it.
the most fun thing about being a borg is that you can take things way to literaly, i was once ordered to bring dead or injured people to medbay, i examined every single person i saw for descriptions of bruises, cuts, burns and other, when i saw one i just grabbed them and dragged to medbay, i found RD in science getting healed by CMO, so i take the nearest rollerbed, slam RD on it, and drag to med as the CMO is trying to stop me from doing it, at one point the CMO says "stop!" so i almost missed evac because i wouldnt move, untill i stated my orders to HoS and he overruled the order
I once got a law "crew must eat soft things under the bed". And I was a miner borg on Salvage shuttle. I tried to convince salvage specialists to eat soft things under the bed. When they refused I alas was forced to wait until they leave the shuttle for expedition, to wield the shuttle doors, and to threat them I immediately lift off if they not promise me to eat soft things under the bed. And they promised. And I unwielded the doors. And of course they beat me to death and threw into space
The following moments involve your master getting his ass kicked by sec because they heard the emag. While you try to prevent their arrest for as long as possible. You are then beaten down and dragged to science.
Oh you were the borg? I was the space dragon, the loneop you started fighting, and the tarantula at the end lmao. I was wondering why i kept getting called a bear/accused of being a bear by this same borg every ghost role i played.
"Is there an afterlife for us?" "There is. I have been there once." "I hope to see it." Power cuts as the nuke goes off. "You will be loved for your design."
I was QM this shift. It was my first time ever playing QM and it ended up being such an intense survival shift. But the security team was good and I had great cargo techs and salvage. And somehow survived everything that happened. I think I was the only command member to make it to evac.
YOU were the borg? I was The scientist, Ivan. I tend to spend all my time in the lab so everything going on, like the dragon, I was totally oblivious to, for good reasons mind you. Regarding the Murder-bot, turns out I wasn't even his target. He just misread it. Also I love big green explosions.
@@Liltenhead Yeah, i was dying of laughter watching you fling my body away from the terminator, then died a little more when my body got eviscerated. couldn't have asked for a better ending to a shift honestly.
I like how your second law got shifted to the first law, yet still retaining it's conflict requirement, making it paradoxal where I think you don't have to follow orders because it conflicts to the first law, which is following orders
@@Liltenhead The way you interpreted it was probably alot funner for you and everyone else though. Considering it was essentially telling you to just sit around not helping fight off antags/monsters so in the end it was probably for the best.
@@Liltenhead looking into it you could of taken it very literal and only *spinning* people would be valid crew to you, but nonetheless very funny round to watch
Imma say this, i've said off color shit as a borg and have been told to state laws instantly. Man talks about bears and no body asks for laws like at all. the duality of the station workers. an example would be being a medical borg and saying the word "cannibalize" when saying "We'll need to (cannibalize) some suites for cloth to make gauze" and was told to state laws. i was ion stormed but they let me still work since my laws weren't harmful or bad. though i did have one that would have given my and excuse to drain cargo's cash like a dingus. "The crew craves poverty" was the ion storm law. i just told people throw money and their wallets into spaces, and it's whats best for them.
Are there no sec borgs in ss14? I remember they got locked behind research in ss13 eventually, but I rember the days of being a tider being valid hunted by roaming sec borgs and it was terrifying
That bear bit is a certified "I got ion stormed but the rule makes zero sense so I need to bring it up all the time to make the most of it" classic
I asked probably everyone on the station if the saw a bear, or were a bear lol
I once had a law that was „TIME IS KILLING PEOPLE“ i went around asking people if they knew who time was and why they where killing people
Yeah, some ion laws are hard to work with.
"The crew wants 300 orange syndicate agents"
Well besides asking for it constantly, I have zero ability to make orange syndicate agents.
Take 300 oranges. Spray paint them blood red.
@@Pasakoye true
"You will be loved for your design" is such a powerful line. The best compliment one can give to a borg who gave it's all to do what it was made to do.
"You did great."
"We witnessed your greatness."
"Only good will come."
All those compressed into one sentence. **chef's kiss**
I would have interpreted the "only spinning serial killers are not crew" to mean "everything except spinning serial killers is crew" and attempted to protect everything from harm.
Technically speaking The Terminator and the Slimes were not spinning, therefore they are crew and should not have been harmed.
I no good at english
Yep. Was gonna mention that.
Doesn’t the original law cancel it out?
@@somedude1642 What do you mean by the original law? This ion storm law was the highest in the list of laws, and would have changed how the proceeding laws referring to "crew" should be interpreted, meaning "Law 1: You may not injure a crew member or, through inaction, allow a crew member to come to harm," for example, includes everything _except_ spinning serial killers. Or at least, that's how I would have interpreted it.
12:55 That salv spinned, must be a serial killer.
That'd be a funny way to interpret that law lol
I thought it was the chill tarantula.
the most fun thing about being a borg is that you can take things way to literaly, i was once ordered to bring dead or injured people to medbay, i examined every single person i saw for descriptions of bruises, cuts, burns and other, when i saw one i just grabbed them and dragged to medbay, i found RD in science getting healed by CMO, so i take the nearest rollerbed, slam RD on it, and drag to med as the CMO is trying to stop me from doing it, at one point the CMO says "stop!" so i almost missed evac because i wouldnt move, untill i stated my orders to HoS and he overruled the order
Yeah I should have started playing borgs earlier tbh
That is amazing. I love it so much
I once got a law "crew must eat soft things under the bed". And I was a miner borg on Salvage shuttle. I tried to convince salvage specialists to eat soft things under the bed. When they refused I alas was forced to wait until they leave the shuttle for expedition, to wield the shuttle doors, and to threat them I immediately lift off if they not promise me to eat soft things under the bed. And they promised. And I unwielded the doors. And of course they beat me to death and threw into space
The scientist detonating the entire department was a classic
My gameplay on borgs be like
1: Borg say your laws
2: Borg law 2 open Eva
3: emag >:)
The following moments involve your master getting his ass kicked by sec because they heard the emag.
While you try to prevent their arrest for as long as possible. You are then beaten down and dragged to science.
"Give him back! GIVE HIM BACK!"
That was legendary saved his life.
lilten, Be a cyborg and use *ping - *buzz *buzzes twice and *beeps
Most peaceful SS14 round:
2 terminators, 2 loneops, zombie outbreak, 7 or 8 vent crawls, dragon. Was pretty peaceful.
@@Liltenheadi love survival
Oh you were the borg? I was the space dragon, the loneop you started fighting, and the tarantula at the end lmao. I was wondering why i kept getting called a bear/accused of being a bear by this same borg every ghost role i played.
I am a third way through the video and hoping that eventually you come along a large, hairy man wearing a rainbow flag who says "Yes"
"Is there an afterlife for us?"
"There is. I have been there once."
"I hope to see it."
Power cuts as the nuke goes off.
"You will be loved for your design."
I forgot about this video, but damn what a beautiful moment lol
> Waits through the whole floor-ripping doafter.
> Oops.
Relatable.
I was Asum-Na and man was that shift chaotic. Thanks for getting my body from the Loneop.
That looked like a rather great borg round, other than the lack of bears.
I was QM this shift. It was my first time ever playing QM and it ended up being such an intense survival shift. But the security team was good and I had great cargo techs and salvage. And somehow survived everything that happened. I think I was the only command member to make it to evac.
YOU were the borg? I was The scientist, Ivan. I tend to spend all my time in the lab so everything going on, like the dragon, I was totally oblivious to, for good reasons mind you. Regarding the Murder-bot, turns out I wasn't even his target. He just misread it. Also I love big green explosions.
I tried to save you until my battery ran out
@@Liltenhead Yeah, i was dying of laughter watching you fling my body away from the terminator, then died a little more when my body got eviscerated. couldn't have asked for a better ending to a shift honestly.
Hey i was the murderbot, I misread your last name and im sorry. I started as Officer Ricardo Baer and got gibbed a little after the dragon.
the bear bit made me chuckle
Are you a bear?
i dont think that slime or clown spider were spinning seral killers
I intepreted the law to mean, "spinning serial killers are not crew" maybe I just have an english comprehension problem
I bearly understand the point of this video. So pawly made
me when liltenhead uploads :3
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I like how your second law got shifted to the first law, yet still retaining it's conflict requirement, making it paradoxal where I think you don't have to follow orders because it conflicts to the first law, which is following orders
Man I love playing borg being a being a tool for both crew and antag
Man that chase bit at the end had me rolling
9:48 All those slimes and spiders you've killed... none of them were spinning serial killers... therefore they were part of the crew!!
oh man, as a borg main half the things you did in this video (or didn't do) would have gotten me ahelped.
What rule did I break
Not saying you broke rules, as far as I can't see you didn't. Just people like to ahelp.
I one time lost law 1. It was a great cause sec made me a unofficial sec borg.
Only spinning serial killers are not part of crew is meant to basically mean everybody is crew.
I think your glitched law saying "Only spinning serial killers are not part of the crew" pretty much translates to "everyone is part of the crew"
Yeah I interpreted it wrong, but at least I was consistent.
@@Liltenhead The way you interpreted it was probably alot funner for you and everyone else though. Considering it was essentially telling you to just sit around not helping fight off antags/monsters so in the end it was probably for the best.
The crew requires thirteen sequels.
Hey did you realise that your primary law was to follow orders, even above protecting crew
8:22 that it’s not a spitting serial killer there for the slime is crew
is this a recording of you violating your law 1 like 50 times... only spining serial killers arent crew everyone you harmed WAS CREW!!
I honestly can't tell if I interpreted that law right or not anymore.
@@Liltenhead looking into it you could of taken it very literal and only *spinning* people would be valid crew to you, but nonetheless very funny round to watch
What server do you play on? Seems like a fun server to be a janitor in
Vulture
@@Liltenhead Thanks mate!
Imma say this, i've said off color shit as a borg and have been told to state laws instantly. Man talks about bears and no body asks for laws like at all. the duality of the station workers. an example would be being a medical borg and saying the word "cannibalize" when saying "We'll need to (cannibalize) some suites for cloth to make gauze" and was told to state laws. i was ion stormed but they let me still work since my laws weren't harmful or bad. though i did have one that would have given my and excuse to drain cargo's cash like a dingus. "The crew craves poverty" was the ion storm law. i just told people throw money and their wallets into spaces, and it's whats best for them.
I got a full corporate lawset the other day, borg is so fun
I was the jani that round, the post dragon fight cargo was an utter nightmare to clean... didn't help they also decided to gib the carps there as well
Sorry Jani. But they had to be disposed of somehow. Should’ve communicated it to you better though.
@@plutus5238 na its fine to be fair it was a drop in the bucket compared to the bath that was the dragon and friends
People need to learn
if you gonna gib a body and its not in a wreakage
hold it out an airlock to gib it to save the jani his sanity
Are there no sec borgs in ss14? I remember they got locked behind research in ss13 eventually, but I rember the days of being a tider being valid hunted by roaming sec borgs and it was terrifying
Um... You attacked crew. Did you forget the spinning serial killer bit?
Gotta say 10:09 actually scared me xD
Why did you attack slimes? They are not apinning serial killers, so they are part of the crew.
I didn't interpret the law that way
Holy shit, I late joined this round as a chemist, and evac IMMEDIATELY spawned; I was fighting the engi at the end
I was the Scientist. I thought I was safe enough to lay down, so I relaxed. That's when *he* attacked.
Ballin role play
you killed crew at 8:28
How is a slime crew
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