I'm so jealous of Adept. Even after Felix goes offline, she gets to spend an unlimited amount of time with him. She even gets to sleep next to him....I wonder what his pillow smells like...sometimes I wish I was Adept. She needs to treat him better before she loses him.
bruh NGL i just realized how much time i spent consuming X's content and how much i rely on them. like that 3 days that he wasn't on was just BAD DAYS for me, internet was pretty stale and shit. like every hour i check notifications if he is ON and checked youtube if theres new CLIPS that i haven't watch yet. this is actually bad.. Aware
ACTIVE: Jax enters Evasion, a defensive stance, for 2 seconds, causing all non-Turret turret basic attacks against him to be dodged. Jax also takes 25% reduced damage from all champion area of effect 6. Guide us to the straight path. 7. The path of those You have blessed, not of those against whom there is anger, nor of those who are misguided
Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken I've even forgotten my name I don't know the season or what is the reason I'm standing here holding my blade A desolate place (place) Without any trace (trace) It's only the cold wind I feel It's me that I spite as I stand up and fight The only thing I know for real There will be blood (blood) shed (shed) The man in the mirror nods his head The only one (one) left (left) Will ride upon the dragon's back Because the mountains don't give back what they take Oh no, there will be blood (blood) shed (shed) It's the only thing I've ever known Losing my identity Wondering, "Have I gone insane?" To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range Looking downward from this deadly height and never realizing why I fight
When the inevitable retirement comes I will bask in the ultimate schadenfreude of the thousands of parasocial juicers begging for their streamer to come back
Holy shit chat listens to Chris Travis?? That's vveryrare. 4:02 not the best song off the album, but for xQc, I feel like it would be a good intro to SHWB.
honestly the most epic thing if X pretended to quit streaming and then made an alt account as a vtuber or no cam till he hits a certain view count consistantly
This comment section is really obsessed with the "This guy know how to make a perfect circle template"
It's so dumb
This guy sure knows how to complain about the comment section!
This guy knows what's up with the comment section.
@@bobbstr. This guy sure knows how to repeat the exact same joke!
PogU Quandale Dingle
As a UA-cam frog I didn’t even know he took a break, the content here were continuous
Literally
actually tho
No cap on stack
wait a second there are female juicers?? 😳
COPIUM my golly
Congrats on 2m subs mr.cow! We all love you! (even the youtube frogs)
I HECKIN LOOOVE MR COW BEST FRICKIN STRIMMER
BatChest
@@retorun5100 but what is this channel without x
LULW WHO IS HE TALKING TO?
Sadge im the youtube frog, Sadge no one loves me...
Despite the ongoing agenda against x his reddit, its always good content
The fanfic keeps getting better and better
He left for 3 days and chat got flashbacks to getting lost at the supermarket
I'm so jealous of Adept. Even after Felix goes offline, she gets to spend an unlimited amount of time with him. She even gets to sleep next to him....I wonder what his pillow smells like...sometimes I wish I was Adept. She needs to treat him better before she loses him.
Wtf
This guy sure knows how to make a perfect copypasta bait.
Bro…
..............
LEAST PARASOCIAL JUICER LULW
My respects to all EDM enjoyers out there FeelsStrongMan
dubstep enjoyers GigaChad
@@zeorph reaaaalll any subtronics enjoyers? GigaChad
@@OcarinaOfVali Marauda mirers?
@@zeorph disciple gang??
@@irium_pls nah
This guy know hows to stop a perfect stream schedule.
"schedule" PepeLaugh
@@nikolaslamb439 using twitch emotes on youtube. touch some grass
@@yazzy3177 Projecting peter PepeLaugh
@@yazzy3177 OMEGALUL
@@nikolaslamb439 corny asf. you only use youtube, stop trying to fit in
This guy sure knows how to react to fan-made memes.
xD
xD
don't start this chain trust me
This guy sure knows how to leave the same comment asap. Oooouuuu
@@physconic3843 xD
i know that one day the “xqc last seen 8 years ago” will be a real thing. Kinda sad
bruh NGL i just realized how much time i spent consuming X's content and how much i rely on them. like that 3 days that he wasn't on was just BAD DAYS for me, internet was pretty stale and shit. like every hour i check notifications if he is ON and checked youtube if theres new CLIPS that i haven't watch yet. this is actually bad.. Aware
Damn thats sad, I just watch his clips on youtube reacting to stuff in my free time like "xqc reacts" and thats it.
sanest juicer
@@Baybeatz UA-cam frogs we win again
This guy knows how to be the most independent juicer
7:01 sanest offline chatter
2:28 much love to the person listening to Title Fight. We're both in despair waiting for them to come back.
4:11 DEEEF found that song from the what are you listening to gym vid, been bumping that crazy.
THAT AUGHHHHHHH AT 5:17 IS PERFECTION
3:46 THE TIMING
XQC MY FAV STRIPPER 😍😍
That dude listening to Calamity OST is a jigachad, holy
ACTIVE: Jax enters Evasion, a defensive stance, for 2 seconds, causing all non-Turret turret basic attacks against him to be dodged. Jax also takes 25% reduced damage from all champion area of effect
6. Guide us to the straight path. 7. The path of those You have blessed, not of those against whom there is anger, nor of those who are misguided
11:07 what is this laugh 😭😂💯💀
Edit: Rare laugh11:18
Rare laugh 2: 13:45
Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken
I've even forgotten my name
I don't know the season or what is the reason
I'm standing here holding my blade
A desolate place (place)
Without any trace (trace)
It's only the cold wind I feel
It's me that I spite as I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real
There will be blood (blood) shed (shed)
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one (one) left (left)
Will ride upon the dragon's back
Because the mountains don't give back what they take
Oh no, there will be blood (blood) shed (shed)
It's the only thing I've ever known
Losing my identity
Wondering, "Have I gone insane?"
To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height and never realizing why I fight
GIGACHAD MGR ENJOYER
13:56 firework xqc
When the inevitable retirement comes I will bask in the ultimate schadenfreude of the thousands of parasocial juicers begging for their streamer to come back
idk but im just vibing to tevvez in the background
can never go wrong with tevvez, hardstyle's always nice
my guy was listening to glaive, legend.
TRUEE 🔥🔥 I was like these songs are dog shit and than icarus started playing and i was vibing so hard.
Congrats on 2M subs, XQCL
X to songs that you literally can understand: Meh
X to songs full of gibberish: That's good
This guy knows how to gain over 2 million subscribers
Congrats
You know how to get not bitches
Jesus guys relax it's been 30 seconds.
Have you no self control boys
I can only imagine what will happen when x retires. Offline chatters trolldespair
if one for reals cant go without 3 days of watching 1 person, especially a person they havent even met face to face, thats a problem OMEGALUL
i don’t know what i will do if he never comes back…
This just proves how much everyone love xqc
They can't go 3 day without him streaming and get sad
Ummm I think that's just being parasocial
thats not love bro thats more like a mental ilness
Loves? More like obsessed
parasocial teens that get no attention from their parents.
@@Pajusz95 eh close enough
Mr. Editor
Can u use the Exitlude ending on the videos, I miss it
11:20 wtf is that laugh dawg
13:45 hahaha AUUUGHHHH 11:10 11:41 18:20 20:15 21:10
11:41 What is X's obsession with this AAHHHHH dude?
Holy shit chat listens to Chris Travis?? That's vveryrare. 4:02 not the best song off the album, but for xQc, I feel like it would be a good intro to SHWB.
8:36 whats the original video from that scream?
What music was used at 7:24
infinite amethyst by lena raine
intro music was amazing brah!, keep going XqC!
Wasn't expecting glaive to be on here. Absolute great artist fr
GIGACHAD Dreamin On
Damn the offline juicer who listens to Title Fight les goo xQcL
At 7:21 what bgm is that ? Its really relaxing
This guy knows how to give me chills
Good morning X and chat
9:14 THATS ME POGU
These Juicers will never understand the pain of Clint Stevens fans. That's quality.
19:00 anyone know what the song is called?
KH1 Main menu theme.
Xqc's reddit is no longer cringe because he is no longer cringe - Confucius
It's like you supervise a daycare how chat depends on you
Yung lean sounds like those kids in 8th grade who discovered garage band and made a song during study hall...
My internet is so BLOONS that I can’t read the offline chat text
people are really rarely listening to metal and rock anymore. damn i didnt realize it was this bad
7:18 if you want to skip the “what are you listening to?” post
I hope he still remembers us when he's 40
Found KIWI CHIPS at 11:36
13:56 if an editor can paste his squeal next to a wolf from majoras mask. And play their cry’s together that would be perfect 😂😂 and post on Reddit
take back that frank ocean comment mr cow
honestly the most epic thing if X pretended to quit streaming and then made an alt account as a vtuber or no cam till he hits a certain view count consistantly
19:45
finally the less i know the better appeared in a "what song are you listening to" video
I'm listening to Travis Scott - pick up the phone Ft. Young Thug & Quavo
shout out to the guy in chat listening to title fight 🙌🏻
Yep
23:05 me and my friends art on r/place made it onto turkish news and xQc's steam pogger champion
skip to 9:41 to go over most of the dog shit 👍
Don’t mess with the TWO TIME!
I would love to have this felix back tbh ❤
I wish I could come back to offline chat, so many fun memories there.. I've been banned since august and have lost all hope at redemption. Sadeg
just ban evade EZ
@@top8505 It's not the same + it feels scummy
@@daveisme9227 rip
you gotta be down bad to be a offline chatter
i was not expecting to see title fight here
1:53 yo theres me
after all these years we've the reddit was top tier content
This guy knows
11:09 we all smile.. but being sad from inside ;_;
2:12 how is this good at all???
Anyone know the song at 9:50 ?
24:43 what is that song?
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance - The only thing I know for real
@@umutalpgezen5724 thank you
Epic punch line for X if he is ever in a beef. I have more people watching when Im offline than you have when you are online
watch 11:20 at 0.25 speed
when you say nah to the gza but mumble rap is good, zoomzoom overdose
13:40 LMAO
Bruh offline chat literally only listens to 3 genres of music
5:02 👀
Roar of the Jungle Dragon JIGACHAD
This guy knows how to make his comment section look like this:
XQC, DONT GO!!!! My Sanity Depends On It!!!!
I never understood why people stay in an offline chat. Don’t they have better things to do?
no, da ice is banger he should listen to the full song first
This chat is dangerous
I'm listening to AUUGHHH! by GARRISON
20:00
xqc listens to dubstep in 2022 lmfao
1:04 Jossers and bajs are not the same Copesen
Wait. What if he really does that and never comes back 0___0 What will life be like for us.
Jigachad song in the background is ua-cam.com/video/KVOZW8dtOV8/v-deo.html
Mystique · Tevvez
He listens to zyzz on stream? PagMan WTF
golly i loooved this reddit rekapp i lmaoed irl