I'm abit worried to be honest. I really hope we have a good summer, to give Ten Hag a good chance for next season. The way INEOS treated Ten Hag, gives me doubts.
Joe is professionalism personified in these. I don't know how he does it, but he stops these man utterly derailing everything as he's getting shouted over, interrupted and ignored. Joe, we appreciate you brother!
What Ste said about the awards being canceled was spot on. They shouldn't have canceled, especially after the rest of the lot won plenty for us, Manchester United, this season. Yes, we all mostly watch the senior men's team but having the awards and having the u-18s, the women's team celebrate their achievements is the type of ego-killer that could've helped the men's team. And not just because of that really, the women's team and the u-18s team just deserve their due credit. Their achievements shouldn't be undercelebrated for the performance of the men's team. Where is the respect? That was a bad move. Having the awards would've been morale-boosting for everyone. Are you telling me Lisandro wouldn't be in that awards internally getting fired up? Watching the women and the youngsters kick ass and you were there injured? You don't think Bruno would've been fired up? The ones who would take that in the wrong way are the players we don't need in the club anyway. The awards should've been conducted.
joe: *analyzes a player to the t* the rest of the group: did you see how the wind was blowing in 1999 against accington stanley outside old trafford next to clarkes bar
Southgate is a meal deal in a french airport .... ready salted crisps single slice of ham sandwich and a bottle of fizzy water all completely over priced at 73quid 65p
Actually Ten Hag and Hake worked together at Twente, ETH worded as an academy coach from 2002 to 2006 then became assistant until 2009, Hake worked with Twente academy from 2005 to 2010
On the women’s team - when we won the FA Cup and we all started to quickly realise that Newcastle and Chelsea went down a rung in Europe - I was like “we’re one of the few teams where the men’s and women’s team both won the FA Cup in the same year”. The club ignoring that, the women’s team win, the under 18s at the end of the year and it all going to the conversation about ETH just felt.. crap. Imagine 3 open top buses rolling up Deansgate on the Sunday with a load of trophies.. opportunity lost. That said - the players would likely have been charged for the buses.. Edit: if I was one of the players who are all on hundreds of thousands a week, I’d have just called the council, hired the police to close the route and driven down the road in my car with the FA Cup tied to my bonnet, followed by other players in their cars, and a Greggs van filled with sausage rolls being tossed out to fans.
It was zanetti who told the adriano story, not zambrotta. Easy mistake to make i get the Z players mixed up too lol. Zanetti was in the hotel room with him when he got the call. He carried on scoring for a while, and Zanetti took him under his wing and tried to pull him out of the depression that season but says he ultimately couldn't, and it was his biggest failure of his career. There's a more recent interview of adriano with players tribune, talking about money vs happiness, and you still hear the struggle in his voice even though it's in Portuguese. Glad he's doing better though.
I'd love an 80s united documentary. Born in 1990 so I barely know half the stuff you guys talk about with that era outside the most famous stuff. Get that made.
The worst habit our fanbase has developed is pretending to know and accurately judge what’s happening behind the scenes. We haven’t got a fucking scooby
I'm from Toronto and we have a corporate name for our Stadium that was called the SKY DOME. It is by and large still called the Sky Dome by most really invested baseball fans...
This is just my opinion based on experience as an architect that works on rehab(renovating old buildings) projects as well as new construction projects. Rehab projects are a pain in the ass, just so many issues to deal with especially with historical buildings. Unless the stadium is expanded as a part of the renovation process more than likely it will have a reduced capacity(taking into account they’ll have to bring the concourses, seat sizes, accessibility, etc. up to code). I don’t like the idea of knocking OT down but I feel like a new stadium would be the way to go.
Joe's right, we'll still call it Old Trafford but moving forward it'll be known as whatever... that's the way it goes. If it's worth that amount of cash then just push that button.
@@yingyang1008 yeah, so shit we have been to 3 finals in 2 years and won 2 of them... Fans like this were the muppets scream for SAF to be fired cause he hadn't won anything for 3 years and then again every other year till he won the league after 7 years in charge...cups arent good enough was the mantra... Change and restructuring takes time...patience my young padawan...
@@triaxe-mmb You're a Ferguson fan - so you supported the sacking of Atkinson? Despite him winning the FA cup? Where was your patience mate? Ole finshed 2nd playing football that I enjoyed watching This guy has since spent over 400M and we are now 8th on negative GD playing the most horrific football I have ever seen after signing some of the worst players in our history That is not a project mate, that is not rebuilding, that is a crime against football We are years away now from even challenging for top 4
The lack of resistance to a new stadium is baffling to me. Heritage can't be bought and isn't worth sacrificing for a new stadium that will be out of date in a decade anyway. There is absolutely no reason Old Trafford can't be updated. The roof leaked when we were winning The Treble. Character and history > legroom and better seats.
We're no longer even a team that challenges for top 4 If we come 7th next year on positive GD that will be impressive to be honest and surprise me - as the teams above us all have their acts together Everyone needs to reign in the delusion and realize how much ETH has set this club back In a few years time, hopefully we can genuinely challenge for top 4 once we have fixed the squad he has left us with We can't throw money at the problem anymore due to FFP, and INEOS are tight with cash in any case To give just one example - there's no way you come top 4 with a clown in goal, but we can't afford to replace him
They could easily knock down 3 sides n just keep office n megastore end then make the rest red brick n state of the art tech all round would be my ideal choice
I think there will be a complete overhaul.. muppeteers podcast was telling horror stories about player rehab..not even enough staff to monitor player rehab properly
I'm still on the fence with ETH but there is no better manager out there who I'd personally choose. Also 2 cups in 2 seasons there has to be something there that we can build on with him......?
I don't see how winning a cup offsets 50 games of utterly insane tactics and unwatchable football, finishing 8th on negative GD By all metrics we were actually lucky to finish 8th, plus we were totally humiliated in Europe The guy has set an already damaged club back by years and cost it hundreds of millions of quid in signings and lost CL revenue
@@RetroPaolo its a well proven fact that people are more productive if they work as part of a team rather than alone plus if Sir Jim says I want you to work in the office because im paying your salary & thats what I want get your ass into work!
The whole point to the naming of a stadium for money is that no one ever again refers to its old name - even the Glazers knew not to try this, yet here you all are lapping it up
Gary Neville, Seb Coe with a voice on what happens to Old Trafford? Not sure multi millionaires should have too much of a voice, how about asking Paddock and us lot about our opinion, what does the TRA think? What does season ticket holders think? It would be nice (fair) to be asked.
They're going to have access to some of the best facilities in the world for decades to come thanks to the success of the men's team and the price is one year of mild inconvenience Get over yourself - it's a great deal
I really enjoy Stes videos on his channel but I hate him on the Paddock stuff just constantly shouting and swearing! His impressions aren't great either! Joe is the goat here.
Joe HAS to have his own sausage party to celebrate keeping the peace on that warzone of a room for off the bar.. and by sausage party i mean what Stes always threatening, not the name of Joe's shady college boy band
This bloody VAR is just wrong. Hand ball was always deliberate by the player not just getting your hand in rhe way. Technology is making it easy for players to hit other players for penalties.
Can't believe you all think that a few less injuries and one or two reasonably priced signings and some departures are gonna result in us scoring like 30 more goals We were literally lucky to come 8th under this clown manager - he has wasted 400M and the biscuit tin is now empty Wake up and smell the mid table mediocrity that is our new reality for at least a few seasons If Palace aren't ripped apart by departures I fully expect them to finish above us - they annihilated us 4-0 and have a great manager If anything the squad is actually gonna be worse next year as the likes of Varane and Erikson are tough to replace
Like if you're excited for this first INEOS Summer Transfer Window!
Nothing has happened yet. Maybe ask at the end of the window.
They’ve dropped the ball with the women’s team without a doubt
I'll like but am excited not at this stage
Liked, not excited, bit worried if I'm honest.
I'm abit worried to be honest. I really hope we have a good summer, to give Ten Hag a good chance for next season. The way INEOS treated Ten Hag, gives me doubts.
Joe is professionalism personified in these. I don't know how he does it, but he stops these man utterly derailing everything as he's getting shouted over, interrupted and ignored. Joe, we appreciate you brother!
Someone has to keep them in check
McGrath has trained his patience to black belt
Just repeating your point over and over, isn’t professional.
@@ssheldon1616 getting interrupted about 100 times and keeping calm is you melon
First time I’ve not listened to the end. Does Howson ever admit he’s wrong? Hats off to Joe for persevering.
Apologies for Joe's Microphone, underwater Smith will do for now...
Technicaly he should be able to walk ontop😉
I thought it was a broken mic that Ronaldo broke when we scored the winner against Liverpool looooool
How can his mike be underwater when Joe walks on water?
Thought it was just me, or Joe's beard 😂😂, them trousers are epic tho'👍👍
Ruud thought Ronaldo didn’t want to cross. My god I can’t wait for him to meet Antony
😆
He’ll two-foot him in the face within the first couple of minutes.
I'm old enough to remember this story omg I'm fucking old man
I was 8 and I remember those years@@Ntad2003
What Ste said about the awards being canceled was spot on. They shouldn't have canceled, especially after the rest of the lot won plenty for us, Manchester United, this season. Yes, we all mostly watch the senior men's team but having the awards and having the u-18s, the women's team celebrate their achievements is the type of ego-killer that could've helped the men's team. And not just because of that really, the women's team and the u-18s team just deserve their due credit. Their achievements shouldn't be undercelebrated for the performance of the men's team. Where is the respect? That was a bad move. Having the awards would've been morale-boosting for everyone. Are you telling me Lisandro wouldn't be in that awards internally getting fired up? Watching the women and the youngsters kick ass and you were there injured? You don't think Bruno would've been fired up? The ones who would take that in the wrong way are the players we don't need in the club anyway. The awards should've been conducted.
joe: *analyzes a player to the t*
the rest of the group: did you see how the wind was blowing in 1999 against accington stanley outside old trafford next to clarkes bar
Joe is right about the naming
40:22 Jay’s “pause” in the background killed me ahahaha
Southgate is a meal deal in a french airport .... ready salted crisps single slice of ham sandwich and a bottle of fizzy water all completely over priced at 73quid 65p
🤣🤣 Too good!
Fucking hell.
He's April's gregg's sausage roll, after being run over a few times by passing cars, and the drink a tepid cup of tramp's piss
Edit the 73 quid bit!! They don’t take quids in le France
Southgate is this but the water is flat
Amazing to have the founding fathers all on one show... please can we have more of this!
Joe speaks so much sense, and the four of you are topnotch. Amazing videos🎉
Ste isn’t exactly selling Newcastle as a tourist destination.
OFF The Bar is the BEST podcast u guys have a nice mix of Manchester United and football talk
Actually Ten Hag and Hake worked together at Twente, ETH worded as an academy coach from 2002 to 2006 then became assistant until 2009, Hake worked with Twente academy from 2005 to 2010
End of debate:
We will still always sing “to Old Trafford to see united , united road take me home!!!”
On the women’s team - when we won the FA Cup and we all started to quickly realise that Newcastle and Chelsea went down a rung in Europe - I was like “we’re one of the few teams where the men’s and women’s team both won the FA Cup in the same year”. The club ignoring that, the women’s team win, the under 18s at the end of the year and it all going to the conversation about ETH just felt.. crap. Imagine 3 open top buses rolling up Deansgate on the Sunday with a load of trophies.. opportunity lost. That said - the players would likely have been charged for the buses..
Edit: if I was one of the players who are all on hundreds of thousands a week, I’d have just called the council, hired the police to close the route and driven down the road in my car with the FA Cup tied to my bonnet, followed by other players in their cars, and a Greggs van filled with sausage rolls being tossed out to fans.
No one cares about women's football mate
“let me check Linkedin” 😂
You lot are genuinely getting me giddy with all the dutch men you mentioned. I can see us dominate for years 😀
It was zanetti who told the adriano story, not zambrotta. Easy mistake to make i get the Z players mixed up too lol. Zanetti was in the hotel room with him when he got the call. He carried on scoring for a while, and Zanetti took him under his wing and tried to pull him out of the depression that season but says he ultimately couldn't, and it was his biggest failure of his career. There's a more recent interview of adriano with players tribune, talking about money vs happiness, and you still hear the struggle in his voice even though it's in Portuguese. Glad he's doing better though.
I'd love an 80s united documentary. Born in 1990 so I barely know half the stuff you guys talk about with that era outside the most famous stuff. Get that made.
The worst habit our fanbase has developed is pretending to know and accurately judge what’s happening behind the scenes. We haven’t got a fucking scooby
Howsons comment about joe going to a vegan restaurant which serves cat food had me screaming 😂😂
Ste calling Joe a ‘fucking show off’ had me in stitches 😂
I'm from Toronto and we have a corporate name for our Stadium that was called the SKY DOME. It is by and large still called the Sky Dome by most really invested baseball fans...
How cool to rock the HNIC prodigy shirt.. Never saw someone wearing it besides me before...
Ste is certain about the sponsorship:build cost ratio, but hasn't found a single source despite looking (... Although he did read it somewhere).
Great show, thanks everyone
I love you guys, your like my friends
Great to see the Gang of Four
This is just my opinion based on experience as an architect that works on rehab(renovating old buildings) projects as well as new construction projects. Rehab projects are a pain in the ass, just so many issues to deal with especially with historical buildings. Unless the stadium is expanded as a part of the renovation process more than likely it will have a reduced capacity(taking into account they’ll have to bring the concourses, seat sizes, accessibility, etc. up to code). I don’t like the idea of knocking OT down but I feel like a new stadium would be the way to go.
"INEOS" "In your arse" 🤣🤣
I was on a stag do with Ron Atkinson once. He was proper sound.😂
Going to watch Adriano clips after this. What a baller he was
An hour of four personalities shouting over each other. Quality 😂
Joe is underwater 🤣🤣
No Kartel
Snorkel Joe
This episode was absolute chaos
Its the dream team. Enjoy these four together!
mckola fully treats paddock like his day off
Old Trafford 'sponsers name' theatre of dreams
Mcola. Lol. That shaw rant was hilarious. I was broken
great point on the trophy cab, decent
Jay when he heard Macka pronounce Kia Jaroobchian 😂😂
If I’m the captain, im telling c-suite to take money of my weekly wages to cover travel costs for the staff.
2:38 what Joe speaking into, a cup on a string ?
Joe's right, we'll still call it Old Trafford but moving forward it'll be known as whatever... that's the way it goes. If it's worth that amount of cash then just push that button.
The way to drive the point across with the naming rights would be hearing your kids call it the ineos arena as their first thought.
You can tell why this channel is mostly just Jay and Joe lol! Ste and Mkola definitely require their own separate channels lol
Joe is 100% right about the name of the stadium
ETH was assistant manager at Twente under McClearn
Was he total shite there as well?
@yingyang1008 He wasn’t shit here last time though was he eh?
@@rich7372 Talking about ETH - wondering if he was always total shite, or only total shite at United
@@yingyang1008 yeah, so shit we have been to 3 finals in 2 years and won 2 of them...
Fans like this were the muppets scream for SAF to be fired cause he hadn't won anything for 3 years and then again every other year till he won the league after 7 years in charge...cups arent good enough was the mantra...
Change and restructuring takes time...patience my young padawan...
@@triaxe-mmb You're a Ferguson fan - so you supported the sacking of Atkinson? Despite him winning the FA cup?
Where was your patience mate?
Ole finshed 2nd playing football that I enjoyed watching
This guy has since spent over 400M and we are now 8th on negative GD playing the most horrific football I have ever seen after signing some of the worst players in our history
That is not a project mate, that is not rebuilding, that is a crime against football
We are years away now from even challenging for top 4
Joe is the man
Whats up with the deep bass sound through the video? Makes for a hard listen
Re naming old Trafford is a big no no for me.
The lack of resistance to a new stadium is baffling to me. Heritage can't be bought and isn't worth sacrificing for a new stadium that will be out of date in a decade anyway. There is absolutely no reason Old Trafford can't be updated. The roof leaked when we were winning The Treble. Character and history > legroom and better seats.
If southgate was a shop, he would be the 50p man on benefits street
"Jim'll fix it" 💀🤣
Guys, New Trafford as a name is right there.
Joe looking your average northern quarter IPA drinker
We're no longer even a team that challenges for top 4
If we come 7th next year on positive GD that will be impressive to be honest and surprise me - as the teams above us all have their acts together
Everyone needs to reign in the delusion and realize how much ETH has set this club back
In a few years time, hopefully we can genuinely challenge for top 4 once we have fixed the squad he has left us with
We can't throw money at the problem anymore due to FFP, and INEOS are tight with cash in any case
To give just one example - there's no way you come top 4 with a clown in goal, but we can't afford to replace him
Ruud gives me optimism when it comes to style of play but no one talks about how it ended at psv.
31:59, Stee in with the Nathan Barley reference. ❤
They could easily knock down 3 sides n just keep office n megastore end then make the rest red brick n state of the art tech all round would be my ideal choice
Adam and Steve together again. ❤❤❤❤
I enjoyed the Gullit joke Ste
Stop banging the desk lads!
It’s like watching the 4 seasons in human form.
Winter.
Spring.
Summer.
Autumn.
Might be too late but think Joe's mic is broke
What about United Medical Staff, surely this is one aspect we could improve, I heard we had hired new Medical Team, but not sure if it's true
I think there will be a complete overhaul.. muppeteers podcast was telling horror stories about player rehab..not even enough staff to monitor player rehab properly
Ineos is a chemical company, they don't need name recognition with the masses. It won't be called Ineos stadium
They have (overpriced) products in the supermarket. So marketing to us, is important.
Do they? What do they sell?@@RetroPaolo
@@cyeamaculture8486 I don't know either, but it's hardly like coca cola. They might have a product line but its not worth billions to advertise.
I'm still on the fence with ETH but there is no better manager out there who I'd personally choose. Also 2 cups in 2 seasons there has to be something there that we can build on with him......?
I don't see how winning a cup offsets 50 games of utterly insane tactics and unwatchable football, finishing 8th on negative GD
By all metrics we were actually lucky to finish 8th, plus we were totally humiliated in Europe
The guy has set an already damaged club back by years and cost it hundreds of millions of quid in signings and lost CL revenue
Who does the sound checks on the show? take them outside & apply a knee to their stickles, twice so they know the first wasnt luck.
Is Joe live from the broom cupboard? 👂
Joe's microphone was really heavy on the bass compared to the others.
I dont see the big deal of asking staff to work in the office every day!
Because with the internet, Admin staff can work from home just as efficiently, but with a huge boost to their work/life balance.
@@RetroPaolo its a well proven fact that people are more productive if they work as part of a team rather than alone plus if Sir Jim says I want you to work in the office because im paying your salary & thats what I want get your ass into work!
Ten hag was assitant trainer when maclaren got to twente
McKola with a rare appearance on the channel
Having a break from poker and joints
If the stadium is sponsored you call it Ineos Field at Old Trafford
Adam’s ADHD coming through in the first minute 😂
The whole point to the naming of a stadium for money is that no one ever again refers to its old name - even the Glazers knew not to try this, yet here you all are lapping it up
Gary Neville, Seb Coe with a voice on what happens to Old Trafford? Not sure multi millionaires should have too much of a voice, how about asking Paddock and us lot about our opinion, what does the TRA think? What does season ticket holders think? It would be nice (fair) to be asked.
i honestly dont know how joe does it
So it takes 3 months to start against new owners. We'll played @stretford paddock
Ineos is Latin for ‘Piss and Vinegar’
Cup final ten hag is the best
Ineos hasn't don't anything wrong so far!
The treatment of the Women's team is disgraceful. Absolutely embarrassing.
Why? The men’s team are clearly always going to be the highest priority.
It’s how it should be. I’m not saying the women’s team doesn’t btw.
They're going to have access to some of the best facilities in the world for decades to come thanks to the success of the men's team
and the price is one year of mild inconvenience
Get over yourself - it's a great deal
1 min in and I just know I’m gonna enjoy this
I really enjoy Stes videos on his channel but I hate him on the Paddock stuff just constantly shouting and swearing!
His impressions aren't great either!
Joe is the goat here.
Who's the new guy with the white t-shirt
It's a new signing from The Club, promising debut imo
Timpsons is a staple of the community
The womens team wont survive if the mens team keeps getting wors, I agree with awards night treatment being poor.
Up the greenside
5:36 Martinez if he stays fit
Joe HAS to have his own sausage party to celebrate keeping the peace on that warzone of a room for off the bar.. and by sausage party i mean what Stes always threatening, not the name of Joe's shady college boy band
Howson getting no reaction to his accent joke lmao
WISH THESE PEOPLE WOULD UNDERSTAND YOU WORD MEANS ALOT AS YOUR WATCHED BY THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE
It's clear Tuchel met the owners and said nah, I'm good this is terrible. I can do better.
This bloody VAR is just wrong. Hand ball was always deliberate by the player not just getting your hand in rhe way. Technology is making it easy for players to hit other players for penalties.
Steven is funny 😅
St. Stephen’s getting arse kicked by Moorside Rd again 😂
Can't believe you all think that a few less injuries and one or two reasonably priced signings and some departures are gonna result in us scoring like 30 more goals
We were literally lucky to come 8th under this clown manager - he has wasted 400M and the biscuit tin is now empty
Wake up and smell the mid table mediocrity that is our new reality for at least a few seasons
If Palace aren't ripped apart by departures I fully expect them to finish above us - they annihilated us 4-0 and have a great manager
If anything the squad is actually gonna be worse next year as the likes of Varane and Erikson are tough to replace