I once objected at a pirate themed wedding. (It was all pre-arranged between between the bride, groom, the pastor and myself) when I put up my hand, and started speaking, the pastor pulled out a model flint lock pistol, shot me, and I fell down dead for the rest of ceremony. The laughter of the crowd was great.
When I got married to my husband, we knew his mother would try to object because she had made it very clear that she hated me. She had dyed her hair black, done dark makeup, and wore a black dress. She pulled my husband aside before the ceremony and told him she was in mourning for him because she was losing him to me. We had the efficient leave out the part about anyone objecting and when she didn’t get to object, she stood up and stormed out. We’ve been married 12 years and have four children (2 biological and 2 adopted)😅😅😅❤❤❤
I never understand why people wait until the objection part of the wedding vows to confess their love for the bride/groom. If you really need to get that off your chest, why not do it privately at some point BEFORE the wedding? To me, it just seems so selfish and attention seeking to turn another couple's special day into your attempt at a cliche Hollywood movie moment, instead of either just talking to the bride/groom privately, or accepting that the bride/groom wants someone else and moving on.
Eh, guess it's too give em one more go, before it becomes a huge hassle in the future. Better late than never I always say. Never know when you're gonna get the guts to profess sometimes lol
It's an event, moreso public event where the centre stage is made for the two people who is going to tie their relationship together for a lifetime officially. There are rules and regulations involved, and the section is a formality nowadays if you consider the entire thing, even if it's a must to be included at one point in time before (because people will want to interrupt for any reason at all, and it's human nature, so that section is there maybe for such reasons too). If you don't want to embarrass yourself then you make peace with the arrangements. But if you want chaos, and just to be a deviant, then by all means.
I counted myself fortunate that my wedding was the usual church affair. That was until my 1 1/2 yrs old sister shouted "NO!!!" at that moment. The Priest then asked if anyone besides the baby objected. It was blessedly silent. The reception was a disaster. Maybe another time.
@@aifialt695 To be fair it probably it real, weddings definitely do get pretty wild, you'd be surprised how often wedding disasters happen. A lot of people get married when they're not ready since they like the idea of marriage without realizing what they're committing to.
My mom friend still end up marring her husband even when he let her standing at the altar once. They are still together and he is a cheater I guess love is blind.
When my biological grandfather got remarried, someone in his family called my grandma for their divorce info. Which she didn't have. Because they weren't divorced. So his father waited UNTIL THE WEDDING to object and tell everyone he was still married. Dude ruined his own son's wedding because said son was an asshole. Always love that story
1:25 I don't know why the groom punched the guy. The guy let him know SHE WAS A CHEATER before committing to a life-long relationship. How blind does someone need to be to not realize the wife is 100% at fault, who committed to cheating, not the random stranger. Even if your best friend makes your wife cheat, it's your wifes fault to not being loyal, your best friend just proved that your wife would have betrayed you with absolutely anybody. It's like punching a mailman for delivering bad news lmao.
while i get what you're trying to say, if your best friend tries to sleep with your wife, he's definitely guilty whether the wife agrees or not. If she does agree however she's also guilty alongside your (then most likely ex) best friend for doing so.
@@twotailedfox3349 Yeah, that's understandable. I guess in my perspective, it's more of confidence in each others devotion. One shouldn't have to babysit their partner and keep them on a short leash. If my best friend compliments my partner by calling her "beautiful", I would agree and even thank them on my behalf. From what I've noticed, a lot of guys would get into an argument, or even into a physical altercation from a comment like that. I have no idea if it has anything to do with insecurity, jealousy, disrespect or stems from something else, but if your partner has positive qualities that others noticed, it should make you smile, not anxious or mad.
We often think that the fault lies completely on one person or the other, but really if it was your best friend the fault would be on both of them. If it was a stranger they could have been unaware about the wife’s husband being mislead into thinking she was single, either way, the wife is one of those at fault.
I mean, apart from the fact that the dude did sleep with her probably knowingly, people also tend to lose their minds when a man lays out a woman for infidelity. The dude was sadly a more acceptable target. Also, as others have said he might have not believed the dude and was pissed he did that on the guys wedding day. I do agree though, hold the cheater at least as accountable as you do the partner in crime.
I was once to a wedding where apparently there was no alcohol and I don’t know why but all the men suddenly got really angry because of it and started fighting with each other and throwing chairs and tables I was only 9 and hid under a table luckily my uncle ran in to find me and took me out of there the police came and stopped it from getting worse
HOLY SHIT number 24(I think) just kept getting better and better as it went on. I knew it was going to be good when they said "We weren't sure if we had enough alcohol for the guests" like damn.
I didn't witness it myself but my sister did, someone objected her friend's wedding because there's a possibility they're half-siblings. It got postponed so they can get DNA tests done. Turns out they weren't and they had a smaller wedding a few months after.
"If anyone objects to this wedding, speak now or forever hold your peace." The bride: ' 'kay, bye!" and walks out, hops in her car, and drives away, Me, sitting in the assembly, look at the bride's parents, who are still very much flabbergasted, and with the smoothness of satin, said : "Soooo... My ride home just left the wedding. Mind if I tag along?"
The artist whose art is on the thumbnail is called yoda and said art is from the music video "Shadow Shadow" by Azari. Plese credit people when you put their art on your thumbnail👍
Came here to say the same. Not just that, but Japanese artists in particular take art theft seriously, and I highly doubt this person asked the artist's permission to use it, especially for a video they're profiting off of. Scummy.
@@wingedflyingforce5139 A dry wedding is a wedding where there's no alcohol to be served to the guests. Sometimes, people expect weddings to have alcohol so they can get drunk, and those kinds of people get upset if it's not communicated to them beforehand that there won't be any booze. Not all people though, there's plenty who drink a bit at a wedding because it's convenient and most likely paid for
At my wedding the minister asked for objections and the entire sanctuary erupted into laughter. Neither my bride nor her family understood why they were all laughing. It's because everyone objected to our marriage. We were way too young to even be thinking of marriage but we knew better than everyone else. She ended up leaving me and our 3 kids, because she "deserves to be happy". Good luck with that, Betty.
I officiated a wedding a few years ago and during the rehearsal, both the bride and the groom requested that the "objection" portion to be deleted. I don't think it had anything to do with possible objections considering that they just wanted the ceremony to be over as soon as possible. It was literally "do you?" "Yep." "Do you?" "Yep." The grooms mom was pissed since she paid for everything and expected the long wedding she paid for. Her and I got drunk later. All things ended up pretty good.
30 second weddings are hilarious. My best friend got married and the officiator cancelled last minute. So his friend ended up officiating ad lib. He was sweating profusely for 30 minutes trying to memorize everything. When the wedding actually started he panicked and forgot everything. So he just went straight for “do you take _ to be..” and when they each said yes he was like “Ok, kiss the bride” 😂 Bride and groom were giggling for a solid 5 minutes after that
At my brother in laws wedding my 3 year old son shouted don't do it aunty _ ___ , totally out of nowhere lol, everybody thought it was hilarious and cute and he was the page boy all dressed up in full dress kilt so he looked too adorable to be angry at 😂. He's 16 now and whenever it's brought up he's like "well I was right wasn't i " he was they're divorced now 😂
I'm still married to her 33 years later. My mom didn't like my sisters husband and told me, as a joke, that she was going to raise her hand at my wedding. She told the priest beforehand not to stop the wedding. I only knew because he chuckled.
That first objection was 100% planned and 100% cute!!!😂 Edit: If I were a guy and a best man, I would've said I OBJECT during the rehearsal to them profess my love to the groom just because I think it would be funny 😂 Cause like.......bromance!!!!
Dude, you know your friend better than I do but - I just read that you are not a man. Never mind, sort of, but the advice to not do this without permission still applies to women.
The only objection I've heard at a wedding so far was as a joke and the objector/prankster was promptly told by the groom to sit back down. There's a wedding coming up in a few weeks I hoped to attend so there's still a chance someone could try it.
16:32 I am SO relieved that that mother is on the groom and bride's side and not her daughter's side. It's so rare to hear mothers approving of their son's life partners..
i think she reacted too harshly. first, the sister was trying to play a joke and i know she could've ruined the atmosphere a little but there was no need to slap her infront of such a large audience. the mother could've just scolded her or ordered her to sit down but lets just give her the benefit of the doubt and think that the sister making the joke would've seriously ruined the special day and so it was necessary to embarrass her like that. but the mother's still sour about that 4 years later??? like i get a week or maybe a month but 4 years??? the sister is her child too. seems to me that the mother just cares a lot more about her son than her daughter
First story: I want that to happen at MY wedding now. Best friend objects...for the sole purpose of asking if our plans to go do something are the same. XD
When I was about six my aunt got married. I cried the entire time, when the objection came up I bawled even louder screaming no. I liked my aunts fiancé but something about them being married freaked me out. They got divorced years later because he cheated on her multiple times, took photos of the women in their bed and then put the collected photos on the bed.
4:18 I can just hear this guy telling his story later about how no one supported him when he came out. I don't know if he's got main character syndrome or if he created the scenario so he could be the victim later on, but either way the guy has a few issues he needs to work out.
1:16 honestly why punch the guy, the wife is guilty of cheating on the groom not the guy?? Sometimes I don't understand why people are quick to blame the person their s/o cheats with and NOT THEIR S/O WHOS IN A RELATIONSHIP AND CHOSE TO CHEAT???
When it was the wedding of my sister and her fiancee, it got to the point of the "Speak now or forever hold your peace" A guy in a white and black tuxedo bursted in and let me tell you, he was crying. He said CLEARLY "*fiancees name*, I love you more than anything so please, come back with me" The guests were shocked, i was recording and my sister looked horrified. The fiancee just sighed, "I'm getting married to the love of my life, and when i said i didnt want to see ypu again. I fucking meant it" He went back to my sister and the dude just walked aways. After the wedding, they fiancee said that what happened was a joke that he made with my sister, and the dude was there. He said that it was all for shits and giggles. It was a good wedding
FOR ALL OF THOSE WONDERING, the name of the game is « Spirit of the north », it’s a lotta fun, though the puzzles can be pretty tricky sometimes. Also, and I’m including myself, we should stop with the shadow shadow, I just commented thinking « did other people noticed ? » and well… let’s say probably half of the comments is filled with that lol 😂
Oh, he probably did have to pay out in the end. From the wording and Blue WKD references, this sounds like a UK wedding. Here in the UK, if it's a civil ceremony the couple go through two separate interviews, one at least 28 days before the ceremony and one on the day itself. After the first interview, the couple's basic details are put on public display, and any third party can write or email in to the Superintendent Registrar of that district in order to raise a legal objection - helpful, because if someone does it on the day it's a pain as the registrars have to legally take them into a different room and pause the ceremony until this is resolved. All this work is done beforehand, as under UK law the moment the couple say their contracting and declaratory words in front of the registrar, they are fully and legally married, even if they then don't sign the schedule/register. There is no cooling off period, no take-backsies, nothing except for a divorce. As I had to explain to one new husband, 'Unfortunately, the fact that you never really liked your wife and that it is less than 6 days after you got married does not mean we can make this null and void'. EDIT: Wait, got my numbers mixed up. I thought you were talking about the hotel wedding one.
I already know if someone dares to pull a stunt on my wedding my siblings and cousins are going to rip that person to pieces. Same goes for all of them. We are protective and wild. I love them
Me: Umm…I object, I’ll be right back. *leaves and comes back two minutes later* Me: Hey, there are some things that one cannot forever hold. Would be even better if I could get the organist to play the Monty Python intermission theme while I’m in the restroom.
A: I LOVE this game! (For those who don’t know it, it’s called Spirit of the north) and B: omg some of these stories were amazing! My fav was with Shadow ☺️💜💜
I remember this wedding where the bride's family was these kind of people with white makeup on the face and eyes and the side of the groom was completely empty, until this funny guy with a top hat enters with an entire circus who are the groom's family. They all cause a ruckus and one of the groom's relatives, who was a wizard, hypnotizes the bride's family and they join in the chaos. Bride runs away and one of her guests follows her. The funny top hat guy and the groom discovers them kissing and decide to cancel the wedding. Groom leaves and becomes the circus's leader and the top hat guy's successor. This was like 20 years ago though, I hope he's okay.
The fact my man used the art from Shadow Shadow as the thumbnail for the video is so funny to me Edit: highly reccomend listening to the song btw! Its called Shadow Shadow by Azari
1:55 I like to imagine he just lives in *the forest* as in every forest in the world and he can teleport using trees, like he can just step into any tree and walk out of another tree of his choice
I heard it from the groom. My friend married in Jerusalem. Tried to, anyways. You see, when people get married in Israel, normally, they run away to Cyprus, get married there, then come back. "Why don't they just get married in Jerusalem?" he asked, "it's like 10 times cheaper!" As it later turned out, the rabbi had a small ace in his sleeve. When it came to "speak now or forever hold your peace", it wasn't SPEAK, it was MAKE NOISE. Somebody sneezed. A sneeze is a noise. That's it, they can't marry without going through a complex course of actions that, of course, involves paying the rabbi a fuckload of money. Their marriage, even if it's done in Cyprus now, as far as Israel is concerned, doesn't count. They (groom and bride) may or may not have teamed up and nearly killed the rabbi because of the sneeze. Allegedly. Nobody objected. The "make noise" thing is in case somebody does just that. It's supposed to be in case god objects. They did develop chronic depression some time after over unrelated things, but when they're together, they sort of negate each other's depression. I know the guy from first grade, I can tell when he's being completely sincere. Hell, we go on our own "dates" when he doesn't want to unload way too heavy shit on his wife. I'm a guy. She's happy with our guy dates and has girl dates. They're completely open with each other, telling each other what happened during their guy/girl dates. Sometimes it's just better to have a guy listen to guy problems.
It was funny as hell. Especially when "WHATS LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT" started playing. The bride was none too happy but that's probably because she was exposed for going after ssomething more than just my friend😂😂😂
I don’t have any stories of my own but I just wanted to say that I agree with the last sentence of the last story. You can always expect either having a good time or getting a great story out of any situation that involves a good amount of Irish people. Before any of you ask or come for me for whatever reason, I am part Irish and although I haven’t gotten any crazy stories for myself yet I have heard more than enough stories from family members.
I worked in the Superior Court for 30 years. Both judges and priests would call me to ask about the legal requirements for weddings and being a minister. One day, I was at a pagan gathering when D.D. started to tell what he, as a legal minister (internet) was required to do: He: "The law requires me to ask if anyone has an objection..." me: "That is not true. There is no law that requires that." And so it went with him making a TV statement and me informing him and the group that what he said was not true. NO, ship captains may not perform legal marriages even in international waters. No, You do not have to say "i now pronounce you man/husband and wife. Internet churches are of questionable legality in the US because so many are some kid in his mother's basement having a contest of creating fake churches. No, legal churches do NOT need to incorporate and tax-exempt status is not automatic. And so on. Way too many people learn their Law from watching TV. We call those people 'future convicts'
To the groom who hit the guy during the second story, Dude you should have bought that guy a round. He saved you from a cheater. Don’t care if it’s male or female. Cheaters don’t change and are gigantic pieces of shit. There’s a reason people keep warning others “Once a cheater, always a cheater”
At my aunts wedding, was held at a venue in July, not entirely outdoors but the venue is open to nature as it had no walls. Mid way through the wedding it began to rain heavily, and when my aunt and step uncle kissed, lightning flashed in the lake nearby. Pretty cool shit
i was once at a wedding, where the mother of the groom stood up and threw a balloon full with red ink or at the bride. Called her a whore that stole her babyboy. The groom walkk to his mother and spat in her face and two of his friends dragged his mother out by the hair. It was chaos.
Story 8, the guy didn’t know how to tell his fiancé he had fallen out of love with her so he waited until the wedding was actually taking place and all their friends and relatives were in attendance and blurted it out in front of all of them?.. This wasn’t a “not knowing how to tell her” situation this was a calculated and blatantly cruel and malicious plot to humiliate fiancé and publicly break her heart! Disgusting! Hearing the rest of the story she doesn’t seem to be any better then him.
Not necessarily. I think he was just a coward. He had been thinking it and too scared to mention it. Sometimes though when people's backs are against the wall, they find a shred of confidence and that's why so many things happen last moment. It was now or never so to speak. Obviously still wrong, but I don't think it was necessarily nefarious or calculating. I mean, he's in a dead-end marriage where she's actively cheating on him. If he was the nefarious, manipulating kind, he wouldn't be in that current situation. It would be the other way around.
Why are you using the Shadow Shadow art in your thumbnail? It's a vocaloid song xD don't steal art please. based on my limited knowledge of copyright law, this breaks it. The artwork is by an artist that goes by "yoda" and the original song is here ua-cam.com/video/2ZoIHGC-xZU/v-deo.html Please don't steal art; the very least you could do is credit the artist in the description if you won't change the thumbnail. at least you aren't using AI i guess u___u
At my own wedding, but not in the traditional way. We were getting married along a river at the end of summer, and tons of wheat boarders and boats were out. I was a ball of nerves and the ceremony felt so serious, when all of a sudden, some dude bro on a boat blasting music screamed, “DON’T DO IT BROO!”, and sped off.
There’s a workaround for the “speak now” portion-if it’s a church ceremony, just have the banns of marriage recited three times before the ceremony ((bride) and (groom) wish to state their intention to marry. If there is any reason why they should not, please say so). Or something along those lines.
I once objected at a pirate themed wedding. (It was all pre-arranged between between the bride, groom, the pastor and myself) when I put up my hand, and started speaking, the pastor pulled out a model flint lock pistol, shot me, and I fell down dead for the rest of ceremony. The laughter of the crowd was great.
omg thats hilarious
Pastor: I don't get paid unless they're married by the end!!! SHUT UP! 💥💥
Oh ok but when I do it I’m wanted by the police 😒
Did they have a few sailors haul in a chest with the rings?
That is amazing 💕
I am not a man with many goals but i have found one here. Get married in a pirate theme weddings and fight someone with a raiper
Will there be a devil fruit themed cake?
@@chad_yoriichinot all pirates are from one piece
@@halloopa1466 ok and?
@@GiordanDiodato your not part of this
But also have a pet dog who’s somehow better/funnier than the best man
Officiant: "anyone object?"
Best man: "OBJECTION!"
officiant: "overruled"
Best man: "fair"
Do this at a wedding filled with lawyers
@@Dualuminaas a law student I absolutely love that idea
@@Dualumina Ace Attorney themed wedding
@@FuryMcpureyOh hell yeah, the invitation can be from clown university.
@@Code_Lune Bring the entire circus
When I got married to my husband, we knew his mother would try to object because she had made it very clear that she hated me. She had dyed her hair black, done dark makeup, and wore a black dress. She pulled my husband aside before the ceremony and told him she was in mourning for him because she was losing him to me. We had the efficient leave out the part about anyone objecting and when she didn’t get to object, she stood up and stormed out. We’ve been married 12 years and have four children (2 biological and 2 adopted)😅😅😅❤❤❤
Wow sounds like a truly narcissistic mother in law. Glad to hear your family is thriving!
Truly amazing, I personally want that same family size and dynamic that you have achieved
Wow, you two are amazing
Why would she hate you?
Jesus. Sorry you had to deal with that.
The objection and "overruled" one was funny. shows how awesome they are and have a sense of humor.
I never understand why people wait until the objection part of the wedding vows to confess their love for the bride/groom. If you really need to get that off your chest, why not do it privately at some point BEFORE the wedding?
To me, it just seems so selfish and attention seeking to turn another couple's special day into your attempt at a cliche Hollywood movie moment, instead of either just talking to the bride/groom privately, or accepting that the bride/groom wants someone else and moving on.
You just mentioned the reason yourself, they watched too many movies
It is
Dramatic effect ✨
Eh, guess it's too give em one more go, before it becomes a huge hassle in the future. Better late than never I always say. Never know when you're gonna get the guts to profess sometimes lol
It's an event, moreso public event where the centre stage is made for the two people who is going to tie their relationship together for a lifetime officially. There are rules and regulations involved, and the section is a formality nowadays if you consider the entire thing, even if it's a must to be included at one point in time before (because people will want to interrupt for any reason at all, and it's human nature, so that section is there maybe for such reasons too). If you don't want to embarrass yourself then you make peace with the arrangements. But if you want chaos, and just to be a deviant, then by all means.
I counted myself fortunate that my wedding was the usual church affair. That was until my 1 1/2 yrs old sister shouted "NO!!!" at that moment. The Priest then asked if anyone besides the baby objected. It was blessedly silent. The reception was a disaster. Maybe another time.
Lmao
that sound weirdly cute and hilarious lol
My 2yo daughter cried at my wedding bc she can't remember who my dad is since he hardly comes around 😅
"Does anyone object?" "No"
I don't know the exact question they ask, but either way it sounds to me like she didn't object
Story 11:41 is insane. Why would anybody in a relationship that toxic would try to get married in the first place?
listennn theres an 80% chance that story is not real. If it is, damn. But still, yknow?
@@aifialt695 To be fair it probably it real, weddings definitely do get pretty wild, you'd be surprised how often wedding disasters happen. A lot of people get married when they're not ready since they like the idea of marriage without realizing what they're committing to.
My mom friend still end up marring her husband even when he let her standing at the altar once. They are still together and he is a cheater I guess love is blind.
There's a thing called manipulation and manipulated
Tell me about it. Someone should have definitely objected.
For those wondering what the game is, it’s called Spirit of the North. Just in case anyone else saying it got buried.
Thank you, madam
Cool, thanks I'd found the wrong game looking for it (The First Tree)
When my biological grandfather got remarried, someone in his family called my grandma for their divorce info. Which she didn't have. Because they weren't divorced. So his father waited UNTIL THE WEDDING to object and tell everyone he was still married. Dude ruined his own son's wedding because said son was an asshole. Always love that story
Isn’t that what objections were originally for though?
@virustheglitch9836 yes, but he had plenty of time to say "son, we know the truth, you need to legally get divorced" way before the wedding
1:25 I don't know why the groom punched the guy. The guy let him know SHE WAS A CHEATER before committing to a life-long relationship. How blind does someone need to be to not realize the wife is 100% at fault, who committed to cheating, not the random stranger. Even if your best friend makes your wife cheat, it's your wifes fault to not being loyal, your best friend just proved that your wife would have betrayed you with absolutely anybody. It's like punching a mailman for delivering bad news lmao.
while i get what you're trying to say, if your best friend tries to sleep with your wife, he's definitely guilty whether the wife agrees or not. If she does agree however she's also guilty alongside your (then most likely ex) best friend for doing so.
@@twotailedfox3349 Yeah, that's understandable. I guess in my perspective, it's more of confidence in each others devotion. One shouldn't have to babysit their partner and keep them on a short leash. If my best friend compliments my partner by calling her "beautiful", I would agree and even thank them on my behalf.
From what I've noticed, a lot of guys would get into an argument, or even into a physical altercation from a comment like that. I have no idea if it has anything to do with insecurity, jealousy, disrespect or stems from something else, but if your partner has positive qualities that others noticed, it should make you smile, not anxious or mad.
Because he didn't believe it at the time and thought the objector was just trying to cause trouble
We often think that the fault lies completely on one person or the other, but really if it was your best friend the fault would be on both of them. If it was a stranger they could have been unaware about the wife’s husband being mislead into thinking she was single, either way, the wife is one of those at fault.
I mean, apart from the fact that the dude did sleep with her probably knowingly, people also tend to lose their minds when a man lays out a woman for infidelity. The dude was sadly a more acceptable target. Also, as others have said he might have not believed the dude and was pissed he did that on the guys wedding day.
I do agree though, hold the cheater at least as accountable as you do the partner in crime.
I was once to a wedding where apparently there was no alcohol and I don’t know why but all the men suddenly got really angry because of it and started fighting with each other and throwing chairs and tables I was only 9 and hid under a table luckily my uncle ran in to find me and took me out of there the police came and stopped it from getting worse
I thought it was a rock based on your picture profile
@@josiahjacinto4156 lol!
Weird reason to cause chaos lol. Why are they acting like football fans?? 😂
@@hazelmint6671 dude I have no idea I was just told because there was no alcohol could have been some drama with the families
@@killsteel8498 Yeesh. If booze is so important to you you're willing to fight over it? Booze might be TOO important to you. Y'know?
That hotel story, sweet jesus. They went through all the stages of a bad relationship in one night.
Honestly, the Groom was in the right here. The Bride kept acting like an asshole
HOLY SHIT number 24(I think) just kept getting better and better as it went on. I knew it was going to be good when they said "We weren't sure if we had enough alcohol for the guests" like damn.
I think it was number 30
@@firelotus9584 You're both right lmfao
@@randomstuff14688Ikr, priceless 💀
@@firelotus9584 23 to no number to 31. How does any editor screw that up?!
I was searching for a comment about that one
They are all really good, but that one was. just. so. f. EPIC
Story 27: Shadow is the definition of a Good Boy. He just wanted to be included. ❤
I didn't witness it myself but my sister did, someone objected her friend's wedding because there's a possibility they're half-siblings. It got postponed so they can get DNA tests done. Turns out they weren't and they had a smaller wedding a few months after.
"If anyone objects to this wedding, speak now or forever hold your peace."
The bride: ' 'kay, bye!" and walks out, hops in her car, and drives away,
Me, sitting in the assembly, look at the bride's parents, who are still very much flabbergasted, and with the smoothness of satin, said : "Soooo... My ride home just left the wedding. Mind if I tag along?"
Chad level: Over nine thousands.
Iconic. 😂
The artist whose art is on the thumbnail is called yoda and said art is from the music video "Shadow Shadow" by Azari. Plese credit people when you put their art on your thumbnail👍
replying to this so it can get more attention as this is theft just like stealing any other form of content and is scummy af.
Came here to say the same. Not just that, but Japanese artists in particular take art theft seriously, and I highly doubt this person asked the artist's permission to use it, especially for a video they're profiting off of. Scummy.
finally someone else pointing it out!! i KNEW this thumbnail image was from somewhere i knew, and as an azari fan this is heartbreaking
TAHnk YOU FOR THIS OMG
THIS!!!
I'm becoming more and more convinced that dry weddings are the answer.
as long as you let guests know beforehand that it's going to be a dry wedding, yes
Sorry for being out of the loop, but what is a "dry" wedding?
@@wingedflyingforce5139 A dry wedding is a wedding where there's no alcohol to be served to the guests. Sometimes, people expect weddings to have alcohol so they can get drunk, and those kinds of people get upset if it's not communicated to them beforehand that there won't be any booze. Not all people though, there's plenty who drink a bit at a wedding because it's convenient and most likely paid for
@@mariekuelbs7278 dang, people down for alcohol that bad? I know people who like it, but not THAT bad.
@@wingedflyingforce5139 Most people, I believe, are not this way, but there are those special cases
At my wedding the minister asked for objections and the entire sanctuary erupted into laughter. Neither my bride nor her family understood why they were all laughing. It's because everyone objected to our marriage. We were way too young to even be thinking of marriage but we knew better than everyone else.
She ended up leaving me and our 3 kids, because she "deserves to be happy".
Good luck with that, Betty.
Sorry to hear that man. Make sure she has no visitation rights and your kids know why their mom was never present.
I officiated a wedding a few years ago and during the rehearsal, both the bride and the groom requested that the "objection" portion to be deleted. I don't think it had anything to do with possible objections considering that they just wanted the ceremony to be over as soon as possible. It was literally "do you?" "Yep." "Do you?" "Yep." The grooms mom was pissed since she paid for everything and expected the long wedding she paid for. Her and I got drunk later. All things ended up pretty good.
30 second weddings are hilarious. My best friend got married and the officiator cancelled last minute. So his friend ended up officiating ad lib. He was sweating profusely for 30 minutes trying to memorize everything. When the wedding actually started he panicked and forgot everything. So he just went straight for “do you take _ to be..” and when they each said yes he was like “Ok, kiss the bride” 😂
Bride and groom were giggling for a solid 5 minutes after that
At my brother in laws wedding my 3 year old son shouted don't do it aunty _ ___ , totally out of nowhere lol, everybody thought it was hilarious and cute and he was the page boy all dressed up in full dress kilt so he looked too adorable to be angry at 😂. He's 16 now and whenever it's brought up he's like "well I was right wasn't i " he was they're divorced now 😂
I'm still married to her 33 years later. My mom didn't like my sisters husband and told me, as a joke, that she was going to raise her hand at my wedding. She told the priest beforehand not to stop the wedding. I only knew because he chuckled.
That first objection was 100% planned and 100% cute!!!😂
Edit: If I were a guy and a best man, I would've said I OBJECT during the rehearsal to them profess my love to the groom just because I think it would be funny 😂 Cause like.......bromance!!!!
lulz
Dude, you know your friend better than I do but - I just read that you are not a man. Never mind, sort of, but the advice to not do this without permission still applies to women.
The only objection I've heard at a wedding so far was as a joke and the objector/prankster was promptly told by the groom to sit back down.
There's a wedding coming up in a few weeks I hoped to attend so there's still a chance someone could try it.
never thought i'd see the art for shadow shadow taken for a reddit video thumbnail 😞
Fr I thought the same 😞
Lmao I think it's hilarious.
Especially when the artwork actually fits the topic of the video.
i only saw the thumbnail so i clicked on it thinking it was something vocaloid related and then i got greeted by reddit
Fr
My buddy and I joked that at my wedding he was going to stand up and say, “Why don’t you ditch the zero and get with the hero!”
16:32
I am SO relieved that that mother is on the groom and bride's side and not her daughter's side. It's so rare to hear mothers approving of their son's life partners..
Honestly, I think that was a bit of an overreaction.
i think she reacted too harshly. first, the sister was trying to play a joke and i know she could've ruined the atmosphere a little but there was no need to slap her infront of such a large audience. the mother could've just scolded her or ordered her to sit down but lets just give her the benefit of the doubt and think that the sister making the joke would've seriously ruined the special day and so it was necessary to embarrass her like that. but the mother's still sour about that 4 years later??? like i get a week or maybe a month but 4 years??? the sister is her child too. seems to me that the mother just cares a lot more about her son than her daughter
It was a tasteless joke but still a joke nonetheless. Violence and then refusing to speak with your child for four years is a little…..
Damn, story 12, God really said NO to that wedding.
LoL
it was Zeus
Good thing they're not greek pagans.
It was Thor
First story: I want that to happen at MY wedding now. Best friend objects...for the sole purpose of asking if our plans to go do something are the same. XD
When I was about six my aunt got married. I cried the entire time, when the objection came up I bawled even louder screaming no. I liked my aunts fiancé but something about them being married freaked me out. They got divorced years later because he cheated on her multiple times, took photos of the women in their bed and then put the collected photos on the bed.
“Are we still going fishing” is the best line you can say
Gotta love the uncle in the first story Gamble, all of the memories of his sisters big day to pop a Bromance joke
Isnt it kinda stupid they didn’t credit the artist? And the artist literally told everyone not to post their work what
What?
they removed my comment stating that they took it from a video i've seen before. :/
@@creamacutelittlecat1243 They're talking about the woman on the thumbnail; the woman is originally from the PV for Shadow Shadow by Azari.
@@gesellchat oh ok ty for letting me know!
yeah i hope they get striked cause they deserve it for this type of talentless work.
The groom in story 2 should of been thanking that man for trying to look out for a fellow brother. Unless he wants to end like the one in story 8.
Yea he saved that man a lot of trouble
Imagine if polygamy was legal and someone objects at your wedding and you just marry them too 🤣
Polygamy isn't illegal everywhere though!
@@tadeuszmarkowski2087Yeah but I’d rather not move to Utah, they are corny
Not being married is even better
@@vic6730 same but because i can't really speak in english
THE FACT THAT THEY USED THE CHARACTER FROM THE SHADOW SHADOW VOCALOID MUSIC VIDEO
For those wondering what the heck that thing is in the thumbnail, that’s from ‘Shadow Shadow’ by Azari.
man I thought this was a vocaloid video 😭😭
(shadow shadow art lol)
I found ya. Hellooo
@@honestlyidk7908 what did bro find me from 😭‼️⁉️⁉️
"Speak now or forever hold your piss" type of moment
4:18 I can just hear this guy telling his story later about how no one supported him when he came out. I don't know if he's got main character syndrome or if he created the scenario so he could be the victim later on, but either way the guy has a few issues he needs to work out.
The story after Story 22: there are more questions than answers. I want to know how long they were dating before this wedding
The Shadow the dog story was the best. ROFL. Close second was the Cops episode in the making...guess we know who did the coke.
16:15 wasn't expecting shrek there
GOING FEREL FOR THE SHADOW SHADOW THUMNAIL
1:16 honestly why punch the guy, the wife is guilty of cheating on the groom not the guy?? Sometimes I don't understand why people are quick to blame the person their s/o cheats with and NOT THEIR S/O WHOS IN A RELATIONSHIP AND CHOSE TO CHEAT???
the art on the thumbnail looks like the art for shadow shadow ngl
NVM IT IS SHADOW SHADOW💀💀💀
When it was the wedding of my sister and her fiancee, it got to the point of the "Speak now or forever hold your peace" A guy in a white and black tuxedo bursted in and let me tell you, he was crying. He said CLEARLY "*fiancees name*, I love you more than anything so please, come back with me" The guests were shocked, i was recording and my sister looked horrified. The fiancee just sighed, "I'm getting married to the love of my life, and when i said i didnt want to see ypu again. I fucking meant it" He went back to my sister and the dude just walked aways. After the wedding, they fiancee said that what happened was a joke that he made with my sister, and the dude was there. He said that it was all for shits and giggles. It was a good wedding
Thanks for the comment, aPinkSLUT.
FOR ALL OF THOSE WONDERING, the name of the game is « Spirit of the north », it’s a lotta fun, though the puzzles can be pretty tricky sometimes. Also, and I’m including myself, we should stop with the shadow shadow, I just commented thinking « did other people noticed ? » and well… let’s say probably half of the comments is filled with that lol 😂
Thanks I've been looking for this comment. I really wanted to play the game in the background
Thank you for commenting this.
@@hazeltifiaeh6196 no problem
Thank you
Story 30 - At least the groom can say he didn't pay for that travesty, because damn he picked a poor choice.
Oh, he probably did have to pay out in the end. From the wording and Blue WKD references, this sounds like a UK wedding. Here in the UK, if it's a civil ceremony the couple go through two separate interviews, one at least 28 days before the ceremony and one on the day itself. After the first interview, the couple's basic details are put on public display, and any third party can write or email in to the Superintendent Registrar of that district in order to raise a legal objection - helpful, because if someone does it on the day it's a pain as the registrars have to legally take them into a different room and pause the ceremony until this is resolved.
All this work is done beforehand, as under UK law the moment the couple say their contracting and declaratory words in front of the registrar, they are fully and legally married, even if they then don't sign the schedule/register. There is no cooling off period, no take-backsies, nothing except for a divorce. As I had to explain to one new husband, 'Unfortunately, the fact that you never really liked your wife and that it is less than 6 days after you got married does not mean we can make this null and void'.
EDIT: Wait, got my numbers mixed up. I thought you were talking about the hotel wedding one.
I already know if someone dares to pull a stunt on my wedding my siblings and cousins are going to rip that person to pieces. Same goes for all of them. We are protective and wild. I love them
I lowkey expected the objection at the rehearsal to be a part of the rehearsal, just to be ready for everything.
That thumbnail I actually know of the original source lol, it’s a vocaloid song named Shadow Shadow
Story #24 is the textbook definition of a wedding night gone wrong.
Bruh.
0:20 I hope his uncle and his stepdad are happy together lmao. Wtf?
The story about the dog name Shadow was AWESOME! Also, what game is being played in the background?
Spirit of the North
Me: Umm…I object, I’ll be right back.
*leaves and comes back two minutes later*
Me: Hey, there are some things that one cannot forever hold.
Would be even better if I could get the organist to play the Monty Python intermission theme while I’m in the restroom.
A: I LOVE this game! (For those who don’t know it, it’s called Spirit of the north) and B: omg some of these stories were amazing! My fav was with Shadow ☺️💜💜
I remember this wedding where the bride's family was these kind of people with white makeup on the face and eyes and the side of the groom was completely empty, until this funny guy with a top hat enters with an entire circus who are the groom's family. They all cause a ruckus and one of the groom's relatives, who was a wizard, hypnotizes the bride's family and they join in the chaos. Bride runs away and one of her guests follows her. The funny top hat guy and the groom discovers them kissing and decide to cancel the wedding. Groom leaves and becomes the circus's leader and the top hat guy's successor. This was like 20 years ago though, I hope he's okay.
Hasn't anyome heard of closing a goddamn door
respect for the legend in #22 who just says "I object" to see what would happen
ok curiosity is getting to me.... what game is this going on in the background?
nvm i found it. For those also curious its called Spirit of the North
@@filipebarroqueiro7262 thank you
@@filipebarroqueiro7262 Thank you that game is beautiful
@@filipebarroqueiro7262 thank you
The fact my man used the art from Shadow Shadow as the thumbnail for the video is so funny to me
Edit: highly reccomend listening to the song btw! Its called Shadow Shadow by Azari
wish they gave credit tho, hope they get striked for all the images they stole
Story 24 was insane
1:55 I like to imagine he just lives in *the forest* as in every forest in the world and he can teleport using trees, like he can just step into any tree and walk out of another tree of his choice
bro really just looked at the shadow shadow mv and went "hmm yes, this will be my thumbnail for my reddit video"
Shoutout to the Azari fans in the comments getting confused about the thumbnail 💀
I just clicked because the thumbnail is shadow shadow lol
6:00
"Man, this might be the _third_ worst wedding I've ever been to!"
5:13 can you check on god I think he have something to say
not the Shadow Shadow artwork on the thumbnail 💀
I honestly only clicked on the video cause I recognized the thumbnail lmao
Art is taken from the video for "shadow shadow" by Azari
Azari is such a good producer
I heard it from the groom.
My friend married in Jerusalem. Tried to, anyways.
You see, when people get married in Israel, normally, they run away to Cyprus, get married there, then come back.
"Why don't they just get married in Jerusalem?" he asked, "it's like 10 times cheaper!"
As it later turned out, the rabbi had a small ace in his sleeve.
When it came to "speak now or forever hold your peace", it wasn't SPEAK, it was MAKE NOISE.
Somebody sneezed.
A sneeze is a noise.
That's it, they can't marry without going through a complex course of actions that, of course, involves paying the rabbi a fuckload of money.
Their marriage, even if it's done in Cyprus now, as far as Israel is concerned, doesn't count.
They (groom and bride) may or may not have teamed up and nearly killed the rabbi because of the sneeze.
Allegedly.
Nobody objected. The "make noise" thing is in case somebody does just that. It's supposed to be in case god objects.
They did develop chronic depression some time after over unrelated things, but when they're together, they sort of negate each other's depression.
I know the guy from first grade, I can tell when he's being completely sincere.
Hell, we go on our own "dates" when he doesn't want to unload way too heavy shit on his wife.
I'm a guy.
She's happy with our guy dates and has girl dates.
They're completely open with each other, telling each other what happened during their guy/girl dates.
Sometimes it's just better to have a guy listen to guy problems.
That was funny as
Heck when you randomly
Threw in Shrek
😂🤣
It was funny as hell. Especially when "WHATS LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT" started playing. The bride was none too happy but that's probably because she was exposed for going after ssomething more than just my friend😂😂😂
Story #7: That wedding sounded so fun!
Story #17: LOL
My dog would be like Shadow. No one in the house is even allowed to hug unless he’s in the middle or he starts going nuts barking and carrying on.
I don’t have any stories of my own but I just wanted to say that I agree with the last sentence of the last story. You can always expect either having a good time or getting a great story out of any situation that involves a good amount of Irish people. Before any of you ask or come for me for whatever reason, I am part Irish and although I haven’t gotten any crazy stories for myself yet I have heard more than enough stories from family members.
9:14 story 19 😂😂 that bride is a gem! A good sense of humor goes a long way
I worked in the Superior Court for 30 years. Both judges and priests would call me to ask about the legal requirements for weddings and being a minister.
One day, I was at a pagan gathering when D.D. started to tell what he, as a legal minister (internet) was required to do:
He: "The law requires me to ask if anyone has an objection..."
me: "That is not true. There is no law that requires that."
And so it went with him making a TV statement and me informing him and the group that what he said was not true. NO, ship captains may not perform legal marriages even in international waters. No, You do not have to say "i now pronounce you man/husband and wife. Internet churches are of questionable legality in the US because so many are some kid in his mother's basement having a contest of creating fake churches. No, legal churches do NOT need to incorporate and tax-exempt status is not automatic. And so on.
Way too many people learn their Law from watching TV. We call those people 'future convicts'
"...Simply walked into the woods because that's where he lives."
He sounds excellent.
To the groom who hit the guy during the second story, Dude you should have bought that guy a round. He saved you from a cheater.
Don’t care if it’s male or female. Cheaters don’t change and are gigantic pieces of shit. There’s a reason people keep warning others “Once a cheater, always a cheater”
The thumbnail… Shadow Shadow~
Yeah, it's disheartening he doesn't credit the art he used
@@yahalomren I agree. It's so good, too. Definitely deserved credit.
Kodoku na SHADOW SHADOW 🎶
Story #8 is just heartbreaking.
AZARI ON THE COVERRRR
At my aunts wedding, was held at a venue in July, not entirely outdoors but the venue is open to nature as it had no walls. Mid way through the wedding it began to rain heavily, and when my aunt and step uncle kissed, lightning flashed in the lake nearby. Pretty cool shit
bro why’d you take the art from Shadow Shadow by Azari for the cover 😭😭😭
Literally what I was about to say fr 😭😭😭
Legit stole and no credits
2:14 the video lagged at just the right moment, so it sounded like "speak now or forever hold your pee" 😂😂
i was once at a wedding, where the mother of the groom stood up and threw a balloon full with red ink or at the bride. Called her a whore that stole her babyboy. The groom walkk to his mother and spat in her face and two of his friends dragged his mother out by the hair. It was chaos.
That WKD wedding was WICKED!
damn. i think every reddit narration channel has read this exact same thread. granted, it’s a very entertaining thread
Shadow wanted to make sure that the bride was adopting him! 🤣
I love in the background that they are playing my 2nd fav game on the ps4😭😭😭 (Spirit Of The North)
Story 8, the guy didn’t know how to tell his fiancé he had fallen out of love with her so he waited until the wedding was actually taking place and all their friends and relatives were in attendance and blurted it out in front of all of them?.. This wasn’t a “not knowing how to tell her” situation this was a calculated and blatantly cruel and malicious plot to humiliate fiancé and publicly break her heart! Disgusting!
Hearing the rest of the story she doesn’t seem to be any better then him.
Not necessarily. I think he was just a coward. He had been thinking it and too scared to mention it.
Sometimes though when people's backs are against the wall, they find a shred of confidence and that's why so many things happen last moment. It was now or never so to speak. Obviously still wrong, but I don't think it was necessarily nefarious or calculating. I mean, he's in a dead-end marriage where she's actively cheating on him. If he was the nefarious, manipulating kind, he wouldn't be in that current situation. It would be the other way around.
Oh ? Shadow-Shadow from Azari ! (It's the girl on the thumbnail)
I noticed the Shadow Shadow girl in the thumbnail! Very cool!
Why are you using the Shadow Shadow art in your thumbnail? It's a vocaloid song xD don't steal art please. based on my limited knowledge of copyright law, this breaks it.
The artwork is by an artist that goes by "yoda" and the original song is here ua-cam.com/video/2ZoIHGC-xZU/v-deo.html
Please don't steal art; the very least you could do is credit the artist in the description if you won't change the thumbnail.
at least you aren't using AI i guess u___u
At my own wedding, but not in the traditional way. We were getting married along a river at the end of summer, and tons of wheat boarders and boats were out. I was a ball of nerves and the ceremony felt so serious, when all of a sudden, some dude bro on a boat blasting music screamed, “DON’T DO IT BROO!”, and sped off.
The character in the thumbnail is from a song called shadow I love that song
There’s a workaround for the “speak now” portion-if it’s a church ceremony, just have the banns of marriage recited three times before the ceremony ((bride) and (groom) wish to state their intention to marry. If there is any reason why they should not, please say so). Or something along those lines.