Watching HOSTEL Because I Hate Myself
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- So basically Hostel is Eurotrip with an underground torture ring
Apparently Hostel II is BANNED in some countries and being in possession of it is a crime? eugghhhhhh
But here's reacting to HOSTEL!
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Regardless of the real story, my personal headcanon is that Eli Roth was inspired by Eurotrip
Man, Eli Roth needs to not remake another movie again. His remake of "EuroTrip" was SO different from the original.
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Do you remember that one time Eli Roth directed a kid’s flick, The House With the Clock in the Walls
@@JeffDoyen Yeah, I enjoyed it.
Lucy Lawles in Euro trip was one of my gay sexual awakening.
The use of twilight characters as censor bars is killing me
It really made it a lot funnier
I feel dumb for not realizing that's what she was using it as lol.
omg i didn't realise they were censor bars, i thought she was just pasting them into the scene to cover characters she didn't like 😂
So my husband and I visited Bratislava and took a walking tour one day. The tour guide was this sweet college girl who actually thanked all of us for visiting because apparently between this movie and Eurotrip (which also painted Bratislava in a bad light) tourism had really suffered and dropped! The people were so friendly, the food was good and it was really cheap. Plus downtown was beautiful!!! We had a blast there and still feel bad for the locals because of these movies
I live in a very ''touristy'' part of scotland and as much as locals dislike tourists clogging up the streets and shops we need them to keep those shops open.
@@seacucumber679 for sure. Edinburgh?
@@SonnieTravels orkney islands
@@seacucumber679 Ahh Beautiful! I lived in Edinburgh for about two years. Loved it, but the tourists were sometimes a pain
@@SonnieTravels it's a true love/hate relationship lol
I repeat: Amanda has watched the Human Centipede, watched Hostel, read the After novels and watched the movies, read the 365 Days novel, the Fifty Shades trilogy including the Grey POV one... She deserves an award for this pain XD
We put her through too much
Let's give her a comedy to watch and react to.
Someone give her a hug then line up Severence... best we can do is move into the comedy horror... or just House of Wax
I mean a GOOD comedy! Also, pay for her alcohol and therapy.
The worst one is the 2nd human centipede
I was working my first job at the movie theater when this came out, it’s the only movie I remember that management absolutely did not let anyone under 18 in even if a parent was with them and we had to stand guard to make sure no kids snuck in.
I was also working at a movie theatre when this came out. We did ID checks at the door and then right before the movie started we went into the theatre we did another round of ID checks. It was bonkers
Good fucking call.
I was working my first job at a movie theater when the second one came out. Seeing Heather Matarazzo get tortured is still a very vivid memory of mine 🙃
what if they were 16/17?
It took me a second viewing to realize how much of a gut-punch Katya's death is. It feels intentional: his big backstory drop is 'Yeah I always regretted seeing that girl drown', we watch him bust his bleeding butt trying to make good, and just when it looks like his arc is resolved by him saving himself and Katya...she jumps in front of a train. Ow, Eli. Ow.
her name is Kana
Amanda talking about watching Hostel 3: "I started to have a panic attack when someone was being tortured around the eyes."
Me knowing what happens in Hostel 1: "Girl! No. Don't do it!"
Same!
That was my exact first thought
Just imagining if Amanda want to watch Hostel 2 and her reaction during the bathroom scene 😂
The only part of hostel 3 I’ve seen is a chick getting suffocated by cockroaches
Fun Fact: The reason why Quentin Tarantino and his works are mentioned so much in Hostel is due to Tarantino and Eli Roth actually being pretty chummy, with Roth even playing the Bear Jew in Inglorious Bastards. Funny how the most uplifting and heartwarming thing about Hostel is a piece of behind the scenes trivia.
Creepy dude: f*cking drills through a guys leg
Me, playing animal crossing while watching this: 👁👄👁
Well everyone knows Animal Crossing is essentially demonic anyway, what's the issue? lmao
Wait, you play games while watching YT videos?
@@VicenteTorresAliasVits multitasking!👏
@@anima9450 Hmmm... I think it's better to pay attention to the video.
@@VicenteTorresAliasVits yeah would be nice to have that much free time (:
The alternate ending was by far better imo. He now has to wonder what is happening to his daughter... he knows the horrors of the world because he has committed them.
that's definitely one of the strengths of that ending, but it falls apart to me because Paxton wouldn't do anything to her (thankfully) and he'd probably just leave her at a future stop if not immediately reported by other passengers. he is a character you root for because, despite his very "American" and righteous behaviour abroad, he is not compassionless like the club members. it's cathartic in a way until you reconsider his character.
you could argue he's "snapped" and would simply see it as an eye-for-an-eye but idk, I can't see him doing that to someone else after going through that ordeal, his trauma with not saving the drowning girl when he was younger, and her being an innocent child. many were deeply upset by his fate in the sequel and I think he'd be in a much more grey area with audiences had they gone with that as the official ending.
unless the viewer would find it vengeful enough to just temporarily mess with the guy and leave her unharmed (aside from the kidnapping)... but the way the scene's cut and the context of the movie suggests otherwise.
@@washedblue my thoughts are he leaves her at a nearby stop or even shop... her father knows that and he also doesn't know who took her or where. Even taking her to a different town could take her days to get home or to get to a place to call him. Or he keeps her and gets her to America... many options all leave her father living in fear and sadness not know where she is in a city he KNOWS is dangerous for a little girl.
Ngl I didn’t really make any sense. People would notice a crying child.
If anything he's saving the daughter
@@isaacbruner65 I never said he should harm her. I said he should take her.
As soon as Amanda mentioned getting freaked out by the eye thing in the third one, I was like, “oh, honey, so you're watching this one?” 😂
I knew that eyeball scene was going to fuck her up because it still haunts me more than any other scene I've ever watched.
Omg I was so confused as to why Edward Cullen was there when the characters were talking about beastility it should've been Jacob!
Well, doesn't Edward refer to Bella as a lamb?
It’s one thing to subject yourself to this but making Lucy Hale watch from the corner? How could you!? 😂
Guess she figured if she was going to subject herself to this torture, then she's coming along with her.
Lucy Hale has lots of experience with acting in terrible movies and shows. This would be a cakewalk for her 😂
Don’t forget the fact that all of those pop vinyls are being forced to watch as well.
The worst part is that she can't cover her ears during the gross parts because she's wearing headphones. My horror movie go-to is closing my eyes and covering my ears.
Why are you watching things you can't stand seeing nor hearing?
I've not seen any of the Hostel movies, but almost 7 years after this movie came out I went to Venice and stayed in a hostel and everyone I knew was like, "NO OMG YOU ARE GONNA DIE!" I think the only thing that could have killed me that weekend was the mosquitos, but otherwise I encountered no other torture.
Not even Pizza overdose?
People still had a similar reaction when I went to Spain a few years ago lol
@@urbirdfriend Yup. I worked at a pilgrim's hostel and I remember overhearing a woman (I think she was American?) saying to somebody "no, this is not fucking Hostel, I'm fine".
I remember watching this after it came out when I was 18. I started feeling sick watching the torture which was odd because it never affected me before. I ended up throwing up after the eyeball scene. Turns out I had a stomach virus lol
Damn. I've seen this movie several times and this is the first time I've seen the version with Pax taking the kid. Here in Denmark, it was released with the other ending, both on DVD and in theaters.
Oh god that movie made me afraid to even think about spending time at a public sleeping place like that
Don't worry, most Europeans are still alive. Can confirm, am European lol
@@rebel4466 Well if we're talking the ratio of dead to alive Europeans, I'm afraid to tell you that most Europeans are actually dead. 😰
@@Safiyahalishah Ever since the first Homo Sapiens came to Europe 99% of Europeans have died. Coincidence? I think not.
Nothing really happens in the hostel. It is the stupid drinking with random strangers that is really the moral of the story.
"Never trust a beautiful woman, especially if she is interested in you."
@@MaylocBrittinorum 99% of every human being that has been alive is now dead. *It's the WATER.*
It's actually a really well-thought-out slasher movie. I think it's such an interesting concept to compare sex tourism, which is not only super common in places like Amsterdam, but also encouraged, joked about, and accepted- to torture tourism. Both are forms of exploitation, and while it's hard to compare murder to legal prostitution, it can be assumed that these women are still deeply affected by those taking advantage of them. Yet, the protagonists aka clients never question it. In fact, the conversation with the annoying American client is equally crude as the ones they have when talking about the women in Amsterdam in the first half of the movie.
"Though out"* not well executed
I definitely see your point, and you make good points, but unfortunately I think it’s not that deep. Eli Roth himself uses a lot of misogynistic tropes for entertainment/titillation, and it seems that he could have thoughtlessly damaged the reputation of normal tourism in this area. So I don’t think he necessarily thought it out, so much as used the concept as an excuse.
@@adeer87 better than today's feminist horror movies like black Christmas though.
*A girl gets kidnapped by her father’s victim*
Amanda: hahahha bruuutal
😂
Alternate title: Amanda tortures herself with yet another movie that I will never watch
It was stupid. You didnt miss anything.
To paraphrase what a celebrity once said, "If you can imagine it, it's happening somewhere in the world."
i watched this movie when i was like 14 or something, i'm 25 now and that achilles' heels scene stayed with me all these years. unforgettable in the worst way possible
it's not just that it gets cut, or even that they focus on it. it's the detail put into watching the injury actually tear MORE as he falls
I hate his writing but he hires some hard-working fucking crew
I remember my friends and I were going to watch this movie when we were on a weekend trip together. we watched the first 20 minutes, got bored, and watched silence of the lambs instead and I am so happy we did
lmfao I couldn't even finish the human centipede video cause I was SOOO disgusted! My friend wanted to watch it and I was like "it's not a horror movie... it's just gross. Not scary. Just nasty as hell."
You called it, “oh a daddy. He’ll be the first to die.” LOL! You are predicting this movie down to a tee.
I actually really like the alternate ending because although it might seem more dark and vindictive at first, it actually allows him to come full circle and truly save a girl who is in trouble. Although the guy PROBABLY kept his torture and murder to his "trip", getting her away from him is undoubtedly the right move to make for her safety.
I also enjoyed Cabin Fever. The Twilight censors killed me. I love your reactions. Your personality makes me feel like we could be friends lol
I went to my cousin's house once and he had me watch "Hostel" with him.
I still haven't forgiven him.
I remember watching this movie religiously when it came out. I love the story, this shit happens, also interesting how dark the movie setting is when Paxton is on his own compared to how colorful it was when he was with his friends. Also Jay Hernandez is still so beautiful!
My immediate reaction to the notification was "OH NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!"
Hostel 2 is about girls on a Euro Trip getting their party on until it goes sideways. You'll LOVE it. LOL
You're right about EuroTrip: 2004 was also the year that the Abu Ghraib photographs were released and televised beheadings became an almost weekly occurrence. There was something in the water at the time, and Roth captured it as a very fucked up grand guignol satire. For that reason, I think the first two Hostel movies are brilliant.
I'm in a British holiday town, and encounters with American tourists are making this movie look semi reasonable. I only ever came across one Canadian. That was nice. We need more Canadian Tourists.
I remember enjoying this at 17. Then again, that was when I actively sought disturbing movies. That phase ended once I got my hands on a copy of Salo.
Oh I bet it did
18:00 My headcanon is that is Louis Litt from Suits and this is something he does for vacations when mudding isnt enough to calm his soul
"Pulp Fiction them! Pulp Fiction them!"
Also Amanda didn't point out the dog on the keychain that matches the tattoo!
You know, I respect Eli Roth for standing his ground when people try to cancel him for being an edgelord, and he has proven to be able to put together actually good movies on occasion, like that one movie about a house with a clock in the walls. I don't quite remember the title, but it was a perfectly fine movie.
What I don't necessarily respect is his standard cynical, vapid, torture-porn snuff-fest with characters that are only nearly as likeable as a particularly nasty fungal infection.
I don’t think anyone was trying to cancel him, a lot of people just don’t like him or his movies so they criticize them.
Funny thing is that in the sequels, the rich guys that fails to do their job, also are killed, because the criminal organisation want that nobody know about this, in one the sequels one of the rich guy is happy taking his breakfast even when he let one of the torture victims escape, but then one of the mobsters comes and put a bullet in his head.
Saw this movie for the first time when I was 14, my parents didn't know what it was and I thought it looked scary I had seen the Scream movies I could handle it, OHHHH BOY WAS I WRONG!! Scared me so much that I slept in my parents bed that night.
U mean 'wrong' right?
@@RandomSwiftie13 shoot...you're right...
@@FringedHorizon no worries mate
I somehow forgot that I've seen this movie. In the theater. I remember Cabin Fever just fine but had totally erased this one from my mind. Then the video started and I was all, "this feels vaguely familiar" and then I knew what the next scene was going to be and then it just all came back to me. Holding my hands up over my eyes, totally regretting my decision and my horror fan friends being rather kind to the fact that I was clearly not handling the movie well. And I blanked all that out and just never saw another torture porn movie again. This was a wild ride of remembrance and also an amazing video!
I was dying with all the recalls to eurotrip, we used to watch it with my cousins all the time as teens 😭
I’ve seen this movie many times and not once have I seen the ending with Paxton kidnapping that guys daughter.
you are a trooper!!! i saw this in high school and as soon as the achilles scene happened i was OUT
So glad you looked up the other ending as its way better and canon
I love it when Amanda gets riled up and calls people "bucko"!
"...I don't think I've ever comfortably watched any of Eli Roth's movies..." so, I take it you DIDN'T see The House With The Clock In It's Walls?
Edit: NGL, I was kinda afraid they were gonna kill the kids. Apparently even Eli Roth won't go that far.
I wouldn't call that a comfortable experience by the 4th time the topiary garden shits mulch on people
Amanda’s fans: Enjoys seeing her suffer through extreme horror movies.
The movies of Marian Dora: Let use introduce ourselves.
that shit is going to be CRAZY but i think she has to build up little by little
I saw two movies back to back in the same theater (different screens.) Hostel and Munich. That was a tonal shift to say the least.
You know, seeing someone else react to this was oddly healing from the experience of having a panic attack watching this when I was 13.
Omg Amanda, my best friend at the time forced me to watch this on the big screen and I still hate it!! The ending was most satisfying though 🤣
I remember back when Hostel first came out there was an internet game of it where you had to save these people tied to a chair before the guy with the chainsaw killed them.
yup Hostel is the bad movie i ever hear on
bro my name’s saskia and i hardly hear it in movies so tbh that dude screaming for the little girl was the scariest part for me
one of the best horror movies i’m so glad you covered it !!
I agree. Cause you know this shit happens in real life so it makes it that much more intense
I was told once that the concept for this movie was based on two real elite hunting clubs one in Romania that catered to extreme Sexual torture and another in Moscow that focused on torture/murder. To be a full fledged member of these clubs u do allegedly have to have specialized keys, a "mentor" who's already a member supporting ur invitation or full membership, and a high net worth presumably in the multi - millions.
My favorite scene is still when those same little kids are playing soccer with a human head and having sooo much fun
"I'm mostly ok"... no you're not after this.
Aviod the secuel!!!
We just enjoy seeing you squirm 😁 btw being a Scott , I loathe and also love Eurotrip... Scotty DOES KNOW!!!!
"I dont know how there would have been a sequel to Brokeback Mountain...". Easy: the wives start hooking up.
meanwhile sat here not affected or grossed out at all.....seriously im searching for something that does do that to me and scares me. my fav gore sort of thing like this has to be "itchi the killer" classic
Standing ovation for Amanda's sacrifice to entertain us all with her pain
Drinking alcohol while watching stuff you can't stomach has the opposite effect on me
If you watch “the house with a clock in its walls” right after “green inferno” you get whiplash so hard you’ll need a neck brace.
Oh... yeah I remember this movie! i think I saw it playing on Fox or HBO one afternoon, I remember it because of the asian-looking girl with the eyeball hanging out of her face! Never knew the name, thank you Amanda!
bestie, dianna agron posted your letterboxd comment on her stories. love that for you
This is by far the funniest video you have ever done. I had the same reaction as you when I watched that movie. You killed it, kid. Great job.
Hostel 2 is hilarious. Viktor Krum has his legs eaten while he's awake. It's my favorite part.
This movie came out when I was 10 years old, I watched it with my mom a couple of years later I think and she was SO reluctant to let me go on a euro trip with my friends when I was 21 (yes I still needed her permission and money for that, Mexico works differently u know??) She was afraid that I'd end up getting kidnapped and torture à la Hostal
I couldn't sit through human centipede but only because the film was so bad
For some reason I liked the Hostel movies. So this is going to be an interesting video
Edit: aww guys don't make Amanda watch shit she won't enjoy. I will say that I had no idea about the alternate ending where the kid gets kidnapped. I was confused for a second there.
I thoroughly enjoyed the Hostel movies ! I thought they were well done. The set up was good, the gore wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, and I like the story line throughout the sequels. My favorite is the rich girl one, though I can't remember which one that is.
I remember watching this movie thinking it would be like Saw. I got to the point where the torture guy took out the drill and turned it off. Based on this it seems like I didn't miss anything lol.
I saw this in the movie theaters and I made the immediate comparison to Eurotrip as well
I still think these movies are quite tolerable for gore horror compared to others,I’ve watched them before but definitely wouldn’t do it again! There’s just something about seeing someone’s eye being taken out that sticks with you forever 💀💀😭
I literally couldn't watch your centipede video. I just let the video play and listened to it like a podcast because I love you and your content lol
Don’t know what it is but watching someone else freak out over a horror movie freaks me out more than actually watching the horror movie.
Admittedly, the realest part of this video is Amanda being distressed that the attractive women are fawning over these average _average_ *_average_* dudes. I have never even _heard_ of this movie, but her reactions would legit be my own. I'm not even ten minutes in, but that is the part that would get me.
I really enjoy your comments. It's like watching the movie with a friend.
Well I never planned on watching this movie but now I can say that I have, excited for part 2 now
Discovered this channel yesterday and I've been binging non-stop lmao. Hostel 2 when Amanda pls
"You're not that interesting and she's way too good looking" Amanda have you ever met a straight woman before their standards are on the floor
So I hadn't realized the foreshadowing with the girl and the train, where she's watching a television with a train and then she meets the bottom of the train. Eli Roth is an artist 😂
Listening to Amanda help/screech "oh no no no no no no no no no no no oh god what's he doing with that what's he doing with that!?" is both hilariously entertaining and makes me feel bad for her because she's uncomfortable
Ever consider the survivors of this will have the worst PTSD
That Lucy Hale cutout has officially become a permanent part of the Jedimanda Cinematic Universe.
She's here to stay
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I never wanted to watch Hostile because horror movies give me weeks of nightmares, but watching our reaction is making me laugh. So as much as i am laughing, please don't torture yourself like this again.
Omg you HAVE to watch the second one. It’s worse, but I gotta see your reaction now.
I really feel like people play up the "i'm so disgusted" thing with The Human Centipede. Not really graphic at all, like 2-3 people die and its very slow and well shot. People are mostly grossed out by the idea of the ,movie and not the movie itself.
thank you so much for this review! I always enjoy watching your content, but usually only want to watch about movies I have seen already. Hostel I hadn't seen, and while I find the concept and idea behind the movie really interesting and find that it makes a good story; I really can't bring myself to watch torture scenes like this. So a big thank you for this review that allowed me to experience the story without having to subject myself to the more graphic scenes. You took one for the team! :)
I didnt know there was an alternate ending so when it showed him taking the daughter I thought I was in a different reality lol
Then does the sequel have an alternative beginning?? Like Paxton dropping the girl off somewhere or something?
@@celaestisamory1834 Right?!
Dude. I literally love Amanda 🤣
The strongest memory I have of this movie is being super disappointed because they don't actually show anything on screen until the last like 10 minutes. Every other torture scene they cut to their shadow or the blood splatter.
I practically raised myself on horror movies, by the time this came around, I’d gotten so bored and desensitized with the genre that I spent most of my time admiring the architecture. I love how the designs for Europe are so storybookish~
thank you amanda now i had to listen to scotty doesn't know until i get tired of it, again.
I enjoyed the second one much more cause the final girl was incredibly smart and was able to get out alive
yeeessssss ngl i was waiting for someone to react to the hostel trilogy and i'm (sorry?) glad it was you lol i didn't know the second one was banned in some countries, i remember an actress from the princess diaries in it and i think, personally, the third one was the most predictable
This movie honestly imprinted on me. The scene with the ankle being cut, ive never been able to unsee/unfeel that. Just.......eugh ouch.
As someone who is also squeamish in these kind of movies, I prefer Hostel Part II over the first, plus it features Heather Matarazzo from Princess Diaries and Scream 3.
your reactions were mint for this movie
Amanda is funny as hell. I like this video.