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  • Опубліковано 17 лют 2024
  • These moose had it too good too long.
    They're making me money now and that's all that matters as far as I'm concerned.
    Merch - df.store/
    Game: Moose Miners - store.steampowered.com/app/25...
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    (Epidemic Sound) www.epidemicsound.com/
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  • @ItZVoid9018
    @ItZVoid9018 3 місяці тому +687

    Anyone else get triggered by the one railway that wasn't matching up

    • @InfraSolid
      @InfraSolid 3 місяці тому +65

      Honestly he had to be doing it on purpose

    • @pedrolmlkzk
      @pedrolmlkzk 3 місяці тому +12

      Yes

    • @rakkersdoraya1233
      @rakkersdoraya1233 3 місяці тому +8

      Yes

    • @ApocolypseChild
      @ApocolypseChild 3 місяці тому +35

      I'm pretty sure that was the games way of letting you know which rail is the center one. Every time he purchased more you could see that they all bought at once and the next click the middle rail would catch up by one. It's an odd choice and makes for a less satisfying experience but I think this is one of the rare moments where it actually ISN'T DFs fault. 😆

    • @starlightbreaker561
      @starlightbreaker561 3 місяці тому +21

      @@ApocolypseChild nope, rails is the one system where if you select them all and upgrade, it doesn't upgrade until even, it just upgrades across the board

  • @lingonstudios
    @lingonstudios 3 місяці тому +226

    Thanks for checking out my game! It is really cool seeing it on your channel. I have been watching a lot of your videos over the last year since you show off idle and incremental games in a very nice way. It has been really good for getting inspiration for Moose Miners.

    • @thearkmecha4637
      @thearkmecha4637 3 місяці тому +10

      You made a really cool game!

    • @soccpuppet4638
      @soccpuppet4638 3 місяці тому +3

      when does the player ever want to only upgrade some of their stuff instead of all of them

    • @Triscraft
      @Triscraft 3 місяці тому +14

      @@soccpuppet4638 What if... Someone wants to make.. Mega moose.. Just 1 super upgraded mega moose. :D

    • @lingonstudios
      @lingonstudios 3 місяці тому

      @@soccpuppet4638 Yeah as @Triscraft said some might enjoy making a super moose. There is also the possibility to have different upgrades on different groups of moose by using the control groups. So you might have your elite squad that is focused on mining deep to certain more valuable gems, while the rest of the moose are mining the easier gems on the sides and don't need as much upgrades.

    • @Bradok488
      @Bradok488 3 місяці тому +2

      nice game friend keep the great work

  • @PoroGamre
    @PoroGamre 3 місяці тому +61

    "I don't think we have enough miners"
    "I don't think we have enough minors"

    • @infinite4809
      @infinite4809 3 місяці тому +5

      Your profile pic suits this comment so much.

    • @graylinbeaudry4651
      @graylinbeaudry4651 День тому

      played a dnd game that had a bar in a mining town called "miners not minors" but it was only spoken so you were never sure which was acceptable there and which wasn't. to be clear it could have been "minors not miners" it was never clarified

  • @wahman13
    @wahman13 3 місяці тому +296

    If you look closely each moose will pick a row to work down, so more moose means wider cuts

    • @noobyplayz2840
      @noobyplayz2840 3 місяці тому +1

      ohhh

    • @jordanrayton7629
      @jordanrayton7629 3 місяці тому +2

      They just go toward whichever rock is closest to the conveyor

    • @mean4276
      @mean4276 3 місяці тому +10

      @@jordanrayton7629 They go towards the closest FREE ROW and they have to work from the first material before the last material so if there isn't a free row that is close, they go back to a bad resource

    • @SSZaris
      @SSZaris Місяць тому +1

      You can also set up a control group and a flag and then define exactly where you want them to mine

  • @fraserwiebe7177
    @fraserwiebe7177 3 місяці тому +63

    As a Canadian I can confirm this is what we use moose for

    • @lIl-bs4oe
      @lIl-bs4oe 3 місяці тому +5

      As a Canadian I can back this one up

    • @NoahMcDonnell-jf7po
      @NoahMcDonnell-jf7po 3 місяці тому +1

      as an Australian i cant confirm

    • @infinite4809
      @infinite4809 3 місяці тому +1

      As an Englanian i strongly disapprove this fact

  • @christiankeys3045
    @christiankeys3045 3 місяці тому +125

    DF not realising there's a upgrade Max for the mine carts and rails and instead individually clicking them 🤣

    • @Riftweaver1981
      @Riftweaver1981 3 місяці тому +9

      he realizes that.. these games almost always have a max upgrade option. he just likes to click

    • @ThatNerdAlbert
      @ThatNerdAlbert 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Riftweaver1981clicking addiction

  • @davidnoranavascues4489
    @davidnoranavascues4489 3 місяці тому +64

    I'm falling asleep from time to time, until i hear "I'm gonna buy more miners" and i wake up

    • @fluppet2350
      @fluppet2350 3 місяці тому +7

      “Let’s spend $50 000 on miners”
      -DF

  • @CarJul666
    @CarJul666 3 місяці тому +7

    I could listen to this Canadian talking passionately about mooses for hours. Thanks DF.

  • @jonathanramiro100yearsago
    @jonathanramiro100yearsago 3 місяці тому +52

    Moose + huge circulsr blades = happy three friend (usually)

  • @BlindmanDru
    @BlindmanDru 3 місяці тому +18

    My favorite part of this game was the button that bring all miners up to equal. Not enough games do that

  • @TotallyACat
    @TotallyACat 3 місяці тому +1

    As a Canadian, I can confirm that this is what the typical Canadian production line looks like.

  • @jamzgamez6435
    @jamzgamez6435 3 місяці тому +6

    "the more we're mining, the more we're penetrating upwards!"

  • @Thatmemeguylols
    @Thatmemeguylols 3 місяці тому +13

    Watching those hardworking moose maximize profits in a gem-mining frenzy is oddly satisfying!

  • @Djarnor
    @Djarnor 3 місяці тому +8

    I just beat the demo. The whole thing. It took me 6 hours thank you

  • @user-jg8jd8mm6u
    @user-jg8jd8mm6u 3 місяці тому +9

    This is MINING away at my sanity lol

  • @user-ez6yg7so4w
    @user-ez6yg7so4w 14 годин тому

    "I'm going to buy more miners cause they're not that expensive"-DF

  • @azaadkhan5977
    @azaadkhan5977 3 місяці тому +17

    Dangerouslyfunny: every inch counts
    Most true thing anyone ever said 😂

  • @Nugget5444
    @Nugget5444 16 днів тому

    1:23 YT captions: "We'll buy another minor and pop that down..."

  • @user-kk1ue2xr2o
    @user-kk1ue2xr2o 3 місяці тому +5

    To see where this man has come from is horrifying , stardue valley to animal abuse💀💀

    • @mastereduimusic
      @mastereduimusic 3 місяці тому +5

      Come from? Df was BORN in animal abuse…

    • @user-kk1ue2xr2o
      @user-kk1ue2xr2o 3 місяці тому

      @@mastereduimusic watch his first video then you’ll see what I’m talking about

  • @krembogames3304
    @krembogames3304 3 місяці тому

    Dangerously gunny is the person that can make a thumbnail like this and still make an entertaining video

  • @ligma371
    @ligma371 2 місяці тому +1

    Wow. Absolutely stunning video, DF! Keep up the great work

  • @NH-ce5im
    @NH-ce5im 3 місяці тому +4

    Moose? DF's Canadian is showing

  • @Megaman634
    @Megaman634 3 місяці тому

    "We need more miners" PHRASING!

  • @gooznf5243
    @gooznf5243 3 місяці тому +1

    I saw the title and I was like “how can this possibly go wrong”

  • @meganwipper9774
    @meganwipper9774 Місяць тому +1

    DF is an awesome yt he deserves 90m subs!

  • @Frau_Brotchen
    @Frau_Brotchen 3 місяці тому +5

    I think I will have Tacos for Dinner Tonight.

    • @ExoticButters8783
      @ExoticButters8783 21 день тому

      That sounds nice. :)

    • @Frau_Brotchen
      @Frau_Brotchen 21 день тому +1

      @@ExoticButters8783 I don't know why I commented this. Thank you for responding, I suppose

  • @Tatsuki300
    @Tatsuki300 3 місяці тому +1

    Anyone else lose their mind watching the one shorter rail stay shorter?

  • @Kraus-
    @Kraus- 3 місяці тому

    The reason the miners were moving backwards is because only one moose can mine a whole column at a time. More miners will make them spread out.

  • @sasukesuite1
    @sasukesuite1 3 місяці тому +1

    I need more of this game!

    • @lIl-bs4oe
      @lIl-bs4oe 3 місяці тому

      He just completed the demo

  • @isaacgonzo
    @isaacgonzo 3 місяці тому +1

    This title, with me getting an ad for cat litter before video is a funny combo

  • @Sekirei45
    @Sekirei45 2 місяці тому +1

    i like to say "meese" when theres alot of moose

  • @Axel-wo6qu
    @Axel-wo6qu 3 місяці тому +1

    After watching this, i played it myself and mined every ore in the demo

  • @FurryNonsense
    @FurryNonsense 3 місяці тому +2

    He could have gotten further 100x times faster if he bought more miners

  • @donovanives2963
    @donovanives2963 3 місяці тому

    I can’t stop focusing on the one rail being a different length. Literally driving me insane lmfao

  • @brianarsuaga5008
    @brianarsuaga5008 3 місяці тому +6

    Quirky balance to this one. Played through the demo. The speed stats are practically useless- everything's too slow anyway- so rails are by far the most important thing for making money by reducing walk distance. All the gems convert damage->$ at effectively the same rate, so basically only rail length and damage matter. On top of that, the saw speed stat scales multiplicatively unlike the damage stat, to the point that the damage stat isn't worth buying past the middle of the game.
    In the end, a sweet spot of roughly 80 moose and maybe 40 grinders doing the mining was right for me. As a tip- your rails/carts are more densely packed than necessary. Build maybe a third or fourth as many rails as grinders, skipping two or three lanes in between. They'll still easily keep up, but will be MUCH less expensive to build, and have the benefit of not taking so long to fill before you get your money. (Still, use the minecart quantity upgrade quite a lot- it more or less directly improves throughput, and even somewhat reduces the journey time since they can get so long. If your carts are running behind, don't build more rails- build more minecarts on them.)

    • @albytross8681
      @albytross8681 3 місяці тому +1

      This game is def cool but I think it will run into the problem of no real replayability unless more is added to it, there’s not really a point or goal to the game as you just kind of afk mine until you get bored. I do think it would be fun to see how long it takes to mine the entire map with no upgrades. But fun as in a going to bed while the game plays sort of way

  • @Axel-wo6qu
    @Axel-wo6qu 3 місяці тому +1

    Oh, they go back to mine the beginning because they can only mine from below.

  • @alexandermaraist3486
    @alexandermaraist3486 3 місяці тому +5

    DF is such an amazing content creator, he never fails to entertain me

  • @prosocial_lad
    @prosocial_lad 3 місяці тому +1

    Can we get like six more episodes of this

  • @invidofinp1828
    @invidofinp1828 3 місяці тому

    Dangerously Funny and Mildly Infuriating with that rail.

  • @rakkersdoraya1233
    @rakkersdoraya1233 3 місяці тому +2

    Can you just upgrade that one railway in the middle? 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @Jackplayz-12345
    @Jackplayz-12345 3 місяці тому

    Me looking at his profile thinking it’s dangerously fuming forgetting there is his name next to it

    • @frid7434
      @frid7434 3 місяці тому

      Devilishly Furious

  • @DaleWolfe-mt7kf
    @DaleWolfe-mt7kf 3 місяці тому +2

    I didn't know his name was Dan

  • @diamondplayz2145
    @diamondplayz2145 3 місяці тому

    Hi DF. Exploiting animals to make money. SWEET!!! For DF that is.

  • @epic6501
    @epic6501 3 місяці тому +1

    no way it's the game from the mobile ads

  • @Zerolusa
    @Zerolusa День тому

    We. Need. To. Send. This. Video. To. The. Vegan. Teacher. Now.

  • @nathannorthrenia8810
    @nathannorthrenia8810 3 місяці тому

    13:31 DF's real voice slipped for a second.

  • @pedrolmlkzk
    @pedrolmlkzk 3 місяці тому +2

    I was just watching the RCE's video about this game

  • @artlover2866
    @artlover2866 3 місяці тому

    so when we getting factory farmed moose milk? or will we still not completely ignore how much suffering the moose's have to go through in order for us to buy one bag of moose milk lol?

  • @Rexdruipk.
    @Rexdruipk. 2 місяці тому

    One of my fav UA-camr i fogot i loved this channel😊

  • @Realwizardhours
    @Realwizardhours 3 місяці тому +1

    ANIMALS👏🙌DONT👏🙌HAVE👏🙌RIGHTS👏🙌

  • @fytos_
    @fytos_ 3 місяці тому

    This game's pretty silly, I like it

  • @abbycat4kids440
    @abbycat4kids440 3 місяці тому

    I think the mooses need to have a gem broken underneath that gem to mine it so that’s why there going back to the pinks

  • @sniper6057
    @sniper6057 3 місяці тому +1

    Pls do longer vids and more of this game

  • @ryanb50
    @ryanb50 3 місяці тому

    There can only be one moose on a column at a time hence some move back to a free column 🤦‍♂️

  • @jameyevans6288
    @jameyevans6288 3 місяці тому +1

    MORE! MOOOOORRRREEEEE!

  • @preferreconable
    @preferreconable 3 місяці тому

    Finally playing this game

  • @the_Datana
    @the_Datana 3 місяці тому

    the moose only dug forward others went to another row to dig forward

  • @Brianchase010
    @Brianchase010 17 днів тому

    Please play more of this

  • @popvypancake
    @popvypancake 3 місяці тому

    what kind of fever dream is this game!

  • @SuperJelly55
    @SuperJelly55 3 місяці тому +1

    Onward and upward! 🗣🌼

  • @Violet_games1
    @Violet_games1 3 місяці тому

    This is how Canada minse gems we just don't want anyone else to know

  • @inu3344
    @inu3344 3 місяці тому

    Cleared all the gems in the Demo

  • @WoutervanWilligen
    @WoutervanWilligen 3 місяці тому

    ADHD alert: The middle rails are constantly lacking behind 😢😢😢

  • @UnluckyFatGuy
    @UnluckyFatGuy 3 місяці тому

    Mooses! Meeses! Millions of moosen!

  • @jamzgamez6435
    @jamzgamez6435 3 місяці тому

    "I have 33 minors in total now!"

  • @zolazar6928
    @zolazar6928 Місяць тому

    DF, I am in no way affiliated with any type of department related to the government.
    Since we've made that clear, I am going to ask you, did the "pile of minerals" consent to you "drilling a giant chasm" in them? I'm not asking for any particular reason, just wandering...

  • @tommorgan896
    @tommorgan896 2 місяці тому

    We’re gonna grab another minor 😭 DONT take that outta context ☠️

  • @NoahGooder
    @NoahGooder 3 місяці тому

    i had a double take because i thought this game was out now.

  • @WilliamBoller
    @WilliamBoller 3 місяці тому

    "wonder how many I can get until the game gives up" - let's not blame the game for something that might be more on your CPU

  • @ThomasHumphreys-jb1mq
    @ThomasHumphreys-jb1mq 3 місяці тому

    df, you shouldn't drag them back, each moose only goes back if all the lanes are full. Thus if they are dragged they will never work

  • @lazarsharky
    @lazarsharky 3 місяці тому +2

    Gotta love a classic DF video title.

  • @ac3sw1ld2
    @ac3sw1ld2 3 місяці тому

    You find the dumbest games ever. . .and I love it

  • @DaysofKnight
    @DaysofKnight 3 місяці тому

    This looks like a fun game, but the dumbest part about it, and why I won't play it, is bexauae the stupid individual upgrades for everything. It's dumb, just put upgrades that effect all, all the time, even if it's new or just placed. Not uogrades individually per thing

  • @VincentNieblas
    @VincentNieblas 3 місяці тому

    Bros voice is hell

  • @Bread-xl4wi
    @Bread-xl4wi 3 місяці тому

    17:59 average discord mod problems

  • @knights420
    @knights420 3 місяці тому +1

    you must tell me how you found games like these

  • @avgchz9444
    @avgchz9444 3 місяці тому +1

    You should play deep rock survivors

  • @CosmiQuackAlt
    @CosmiQuackAlt 3 місяці тому

    You get paid for it? Dang.

  • @og3244
    @og3244 3 місяці тому

    Now you have to go wide

  • @ChickenFries69
    @ChickenFries69 3 місяці тому

    The one rail was annoying me so bad, if you know... You know.

  •  3 місяці тому

    The plural of moose is moose 😁

  • @marveludus
    @marveludus 3 місяці тому

    i wonder, if you bought no upgrades at all, and just left it running until everything was mined... how much money would you have?

  • @meganwipper9774
    @meganwipper9774 Місяць тому +1

    Yep😂

  • @DaleWolfe-mt7kf
    @DaleWolfe-mt7kf 3 місяці тому

    Or is that a short for dangerously funny

  • @user-cy4yl2mq2m
    @user-cy4yl2mq2m 3 місяці тому

    you should play roboquest its a pretty fun game that is a rougelike game that i think you will enjoy

  • @willroesler6727
    @willroesler6727 3 місяці тому +2

    🖐 I'm proud to say I don't use tick tok

  • @charolettepatterson965
    @charolettepatterson965 3 місяці тому +9

    Sup
    Crazy . . .

    • @Frau_Brotchen
      @Frau_Brotchen 3 місяці тому +3

      Crazy? I was crazy once...

    • @illusionalperson676
      @illusionalperson676 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Frau_Brotchen They locked me in a rubber room, a rubber room with rats!

  • @KainYusanagi
    @KainYusanagi 3 місяці тому +2

    Not fixing the one rail that's shorter than the rest is frustrating. It's just a little effort, FIX IT DANGIT! q_q

  • @eduardburcila7380
    @eduardburcila7380 2 місяці тому

    Where did You download the game from???

  • @yogawithjul
    @yogawithjul 3 місяці тому +3

    Average Canadian Game:

  • @coltonturner4891
    @coltonturner4891 3 місяці тому

    He finally figured out you can add carts at 11:42, your not even paying attention to your ants dude smh, I was like look at them waiting for there unintellectual boss to add carts so they can drop the stuff, instead of waiting.

  • @gamerspace-
    @gamerspace- 3 місяці тому

    purely perfect. 😗

  • @MistressM-zo7ir
    @MistressM-zo7ir 3 місяці тому +1

    Money!

  • @meganwipper9774
    @meganwipper9774 Місяць тому

    Did you know that there is a Mario cd😈

  • @rimurutempest2286
    @rimurutempest2286 3 місяці тому

    Gigity gigity gaga

  • @user-ov7nb3tw9e
    @user-ov7nb3tw9e 3 місяці тому

    2:00 Epstein be like

  • @incrediblebat
    @incrediblebat 3 місяці тому +2

    N8 is king

  • @Karenking321
    @Karenking321 2 місяці тому +1

    What game is this

    • @plexii9154
      @plexii9154 11 днів тому

      Games almost always in the description

  • @Broccoli-paste
    @Broccoli-paste 3 місяці тому +2

    Moose :)

  • @avgEthan
    @avgEthan 3 місяці тому

    I think he got more than $2 I'm not sure