My "The Bachelor" Submission Tape
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- Jean-Michel Dence's "The Bachelor" Submission Tape
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My camera that I've used for 4 years broke this week, so I had to commission a video from my pen pal Jean-Michel. We will return to our regularly scheduled programming shortly. Thank you for your patience in the meantime.
Can he teach you how to summersault? He must compete professionally I have not seen anything like this. He must be the next bachelor!!
He's very handsome AND a snappy dresser.
𝚆𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝙹𝚘𝚎𝚕.
Will it take longer for Joel to get a new camera than it did for him to come back to life?
I hope your shoulder injury heals soon. I'm assuming you got a shoulder injury. :p
boycott the bachelor if they dont accept jean-michel
Thank! - jmd
What is a bachelor
@@pleasejustletmebeanonymous6510 I'm sure they'll find it soon enough... The demand for Jean-Michel is what will force their hand. Not only that, but every women on the planet will now want to be on the show.
Man, Joel is so good at accents. He does all of them at the same time.
It's like german and french, with a hint of japanese
Jean-Michel is so well traveled, his accent is a mix of Birdmen and Somersault
He spent almost no effort workshopping the accent lmao
Ah, yes, French Canadian with just a touch of Slovakian British.
As a French guy, it sounded more Italian to me than French, but maybe my opinion is based on the hands gestures Joel does while talking
I refuse to believe this skit came about from any other way than Joel saying "somersault" out loud in a French accent and deciding we needed 5 minutes of that (we do)
Exactly what I thought as soon as the video started lol, something like "mmm, sommersault sounds french, how about a french guy who's really into sommersault?" 😂
Im pretty sure its partially for the sake of somersault based sex jokes
@@NixityNullt never heard about that, can you elaborate?
Disagree, i think he was just trying to get some extra DMs from a bitch
I feel Joel and co find that from previous vid (BG3 ad), lots of somersault there
With moves like these, who else couldn't believe this guy was a bachelor??
where did you find that profile pic, it's mine.
it's his bachelors photo!
Bachelor? Maybe. Bitchelor? Never
@@trevormcgady6012 Peter Lorre in a sweater?
It's fake, all fake. Nobody that smooth is still a bachelor.
loving the "nobody ever uses these" transitions. I am going to start using them in my audition tapes just so casting directors think "WOW. This guy must be inspired by Jean-Michel. I bet he can do a somersault."
„I grew up small boy“ sums you up very well. And I love you for it.
“I was young when I was born”
If he was putting on a Nigerian persona, it would be offensive lmao
@@DGTelevsionNetworkWould it? It would still be a video about a vaguely foreign guy with an accent being awkward
If they actually hired you to play this character on the show then the show might be worth watching.
I actually would watch that. But only if he was the only goof character, and nobody knew it was going to happen.
It has to be played otherwise straight
@@sinisterthoughts2896Have a somersault obsessed woman in the show too, who's somersault standards are too high. Then have the other women just be normal people that eventually give up
Jean-Michel Dence went on the become the world's first five-time bachelor. His fourth season broke international viewership records, and "The Dence" became a household name for over a generation.
It is dream of mine - jmd
"look, look! I am doing The Dence!" And then I somersault.
@@Joel-Haveri would like your comment but it's at the funny number.
Edit: someone else ruined it, we good
@@Joel-Haveri dont know why but jmd reminds me of davide from love island uk, i love davide
Dang it, you should’ve ended with “over a few weeks”
This is the content I come to UA-cam for. Silliness. Just pure silliness. Thank you, Joel.
Reminds me of the golden era of UA-cam
@@streetough same
Listening to the accent oscillate from French to German to Russian to Italian to vague Asian was an absolute treat for the ears
The commitment to really bad and painful somersaults was just perfection!
The grunts of pain are killing me
This man has just somersaulted into my heart
This is totally convincing; I can imagine this guy is really a bachelor.
No way a winner like this could stay on the market. He probably had to learn to somersault just to dodge the ladies.
There's something uniquely hilarious about a couple adopting a child only to neglect them.
I'm in this comment and I don't like it.
@@BruceGinkelbro 😭
@@BruceGinkel Have you considered not neglecting your adopted children anymore?
@@bcouceI’m thinking he’s the child in that scenario lol
@@ootfan5 He's obviously the hilarity of the situation.
Finally, the Quebecois representation The Bachelor was lacking
What's Québecois about this ? Not the accent, not the clothes, and even not the name. Nice try tho.
@@TiPeteuxfound the quebecois
@@slipperyjimm39got em
@@slipperyjimm39 no. Somersault.
Definitely not from Quebec since he is actually somewhat attractive.
They are losing so much not having him on the show.
Yes! Put me on! - jmd
Damn, I didnt know Joel did his own stunts.
3:46 underrated moment. Editing genius 😮. Deserves #1 bitcholer
How I imagine Dark Souls fans approach dating.
Great work on the submission video dude, really hope you get in!
Thank! - jmd
"the kinetic energy of the salt is realised when you come over yourself. and i love to come over myself."
i love that line
Joel has perfected that nervous giggle of his
Tooooobes!
@@pitshants132 Shants Piiiiiiittt!
Jean, I sincerely hope you get Bachelor, oh Jean, how you've somersaulted into all our hearts.
100% support Jean-Michel to get into Bachelor. Especially after his somersault.
Which of his somersaults did you like the most?
@MrKohlenstoff It was one when he was holding the phone and could do a breakdown of the somersault, it was a true masterpiece.
3:48 love this transition! Almost like the image does a perfect somersault into the video!
I really like how quickly the focus shifted from the bachelor to just somersaulting. Another hilarious video
I like how he's been to an american school since 5th grade but still talks in broken english and doesn't know the word for car
While the video is recorded in the Netherlands, seeing the background
I am an American in the South of France right now and this is exactly what I see around me. This is not parody. This is reality. XD
Saumeursaulte
Yeah, we only move through the use of somersault. Quicker, and waste less vertical space. There are better uses for the vertical space.
No we don't speak like this. He has a quasi-italian accent! Very different
@@tenns "He has a quasi-italian accent" yes, it's near the France-Italy border
@@foljs5858 if you think people near the border have a similar accent go there and have a learning session
03:18 the editing for it to pause midway the somersault, then starswipe with Jean-Michel creeping awkwardly forwards is just perfect. I dunno why that made me laugh so much
every summersault is a masterpiece in gymnastics
I like the idea that aliens will glean our media to learn of humanity and stumble across this video and base their understanding of us off of it. We could be so lucky.
The transitions in this should win an Emmy.
Holy shit, please Joel, PLEASE do more character pieces. It's brilliant
joel's tailbone is now dust
This looks so much like europe, the cars, the grass and the colors on the car plates remind me so much of the netherlands, please tell me im not the only one 😢
Truly, this man is the salt of the summer.
That edit at 3:47 is so funny. Had me dying
Same 😂
Finally someone who shares my passion for sommersaults, Jean-Michel has already won my heart over 🌹
This was definitly filmed in the Netherlands I feel. Looks so much like it. Groetjes en geniet van Nederland :)
WARNING! If you are at a gym on a treadmill please be careful, because when the line "i love to come over meself" happens you might fly off the treadmill from laughing too much... (as i almost did).
I would absolutely watch a full season of the Bachelor with Joel just being awkward and weird the whole time. That would be amazing!
Joel's French accent is so good it turned me into baguette
same 😔
Avec beurre.
I just love that you can take such a simple gag and have it fit cozily into a few minute sketch
I feel a strong Kids in the hall vibe here and I like it!
How do you maintain such a bold and sexy attitude, Joel?
I see he's a dark souls enjoyer
I watched this in 144p, in my opinion, the only way to watch this in order to get the full experience.
During my time watching this video I felt a feeling in my loins that was, quite frankly, alarming. Someone has to tell Jean-Michel that the Bachelor is a COMPETITION and if he were to submit this video it would be a very uninteresting watch as it would be blatantly obvious who would win.
This has such Jack Haver vibes and I'm all for it
You get my 🌹
This is one of those videos that I have to be in the mood for. Outta the gate I'm just too uncomfortable lol.
Thank you yes! Mood for love yes! - jmd
I misread the title as "The Bachelor Submissive Type"... I guess this is pretty good too...
If this man ever taught me to somersault on a date, I'd be head over heels. Then head below heels. Then head over heels once again.
classic joel acting out a french character in finland
if that isn't The Netherlands I'll buy a hat and eat it
@@PietNeerschiet I'll buy a hat and eat it if it is
@@gamerbread8623 It's in Rotterdam, The Netherlands. I'll be expecting video evidence of you eating a hat please ;)
Genuinely worried about Joel's spine after watching this lol
The form on those somersaults though👌
Therapist: "Show me on this birdhouse where you were touched as a child..."
Jean: points at the whole thing.
This is the best comment on here 😂
My favorite part was the burp that didn't even interrupt his line 😂
When Jean-Michel gets woman to love, perhaps then he has then friend to somersault with.
This is a worthy prequel to my favourite film Midsommarsault
Crazy thing is I’m currently watching a French movie (Le Samourai) while Joel uploaded this video pretending to be a French guy. 😂
this guys gonna win it all
Wait, is this in Rotterdam, the Netherlands? I feel like I recognise the place, close to Brasserie Woodz? Anyway, great video! if you are indeed in the Netherlands, don’t forget to visit Utrecht (because it’s the best city and I’m not biased because I live there) 🇳🇱✨
Denk het ook, vanaf het begin leek het al teveel op een Nederlandse omgeving, heb Woodz gegoogled en kwam ook uit op die van Rotterdam. 😂
i hope he gets accepted
There's only 2 or 3 channels that I have notifications on for and that I leave a like and watch the video as soon as I see it. You're one of them.
Lol...Jean-Michel was raised by two cold birdhouse-men, has a french accent and his best friend from grade school implies he just lived in the USA at least since 4th grade 😂
The slow transition and realization of what was going on with the portrait at 3:45 is the greatest editing I’ve ever seen
Dang that's brutal, just slamming into the ground each time 😂
ok cant wait for bachelor now if JM is on !!! :)
Not many people know this. It's a very little-known historical fact that the Vikings used a special type of warrior that helped them defeat almost all of their opponents in every country they invaded for generations. When the attack happened they had people at the front leading the charge who when approaching the enemy would roll on the ground toward them, which would surprise the enemy and startle them and give them pause long enough for the Vikings to breach their ranks and annihilate them. The Vikings would always assault in the summertime, which is where we get the word somersault from.
looking forward to this upcoming season
"And I love to come over myself." - Joel Haver 2023.
So...I just thought for myself if this is the best or the worst video to introduce my friends to your channel...and then the burp happened...and I still don't know...i'm confused...but also happy...love your content, keep it up :)
his vertebrae may be grinding into a fine dust with each subsequent somersault, but it's his choice to sacrifice his body for our amusement and for the bitch
this man has a passion for something, thats for sure.
If this dude doesn't somersault his way onto the Bachelor, the showrunners will be making the worst decision of their careers and I'll be forced to continue to not watch their show
Average Dark Souls enemy origin story
Having no positive male role models speaks volumes for his character's mannerisms
What a dumb and ridiculously clueless comment. But hey, don't let things like paying attention, or logic, or rational thought etc get in the way of your written nuggets of stupidity.
Just become a trashman, that way you can somersault to every trash can.
the existence of this video implies the existence of a "the bachelor" Domination tape
Another fantastic argument for Universal Basic Income.
Breathtaking fx in this one 👏👏
Nah this is too fucking funny. Too funny. Stop it, stop making things so funny.
Keep up the good work
What? Joel is in the Netherlands? Looks like Rotterdam
This was such a wonderful and insightful video into human nature, thanks again for sharing this.
50s ago 😮
As a native french speaker, this accent is spot on. It sounds more authentic than his American accent.
I think Jean-Michel is right. People should somersault around regularly. Also, get this guy a harem of ladies.
As an expert in foreign accents, this is the best French accent I’ve ever heard. If I close my eyes it’s like I’m strolling down the banks of the Seine
“The geese are ru- whoa there’s a bear..no, dog”
Joel what are you doing in the Netherlands? :o
Jean Michel dresses like how I imagine people from Massachusetts imagine French people dress
I'm sorry but this really just provides unrealistic expectations for men. I've seen the aforementioned show multiple times, but this gentleman takes the cake for his unparalleled beauty, eloquence, and grace. I know all men wish they could be Jean-Michel, but surely it is NOT possible to replicate this standard.
Fantastic editing, oddly nostalgic of another time
I implore you, Jean-Michel, to seek a job in the circus industry. There, many somersault would be able to be accomplisheed without disappointing your bird fathers!!
He will be that lady's bach for sure!
Jean-Michel has mastered all 4 criteria for the ideal The Bachelor candidate:
1. Do a somersault.
2. See above.
3. See above.
4. See above.
i know people say this all the time nowadays but this video really truly has that old school youtube feel to it, from the abrupt cuts to the premise and the simplicity.. just wonderful. belongs in a time capsule for future generations to experience