James Corden Also Stole from the White House

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  • Опубліковано 6 вер 2022
  • There's good energy in the studio tonight and with Simone Biles on the show James, co-head writer Lauren Greenberg, Reggie Watts and Dave Piendak have a great brainstorm on punching up the Olympics. And when we get into the news, James tells us about the time he stole enough napkins from the White House to require a Special Master of his own.
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  • @jans3981
    @jans3981 Рік тому +69

    hey, forgot to call Ian today

  • @katecosettevocals
    @katecosettevocals Рік тому +18

    Omg the olympics with regular people is a great idea!!
    And James stealing white house napkins is amazing 😂😂😂😂

  • @sterling8298
    @sterling8298 Рік тому +41

    I think this show would go out with a real Bang if they do their own mini version of the Olympics with all the staff members doing this including James. I think the staff would have a ripin good time And I think there would be a lot of laughter and great memories to be had.

    • @daniter4467
      @daniter4467 Рік тому +3

      Let's make this perfect by holding these Olympics on a cruise ship!

    • @erawoodson
      @erawoodson Рік тому

      @@daniter4467 agreed!

  • @danielgregory3295
    @danielgregory3295 Рік тому +5

    FBI will be comin' around, James...🤣🤣🇺🇸

  • @zan917
    @zan917 Рік тому +5

    You have to also bring a regular horse from Norway.

  • @mohanupendra2242
    @mohanupendra2242 Рік тому +14

    James should have a direct field agent job at the CIA, 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @missbarbaralove
      @missbarbaralove Рік тому +1

      What's the segment where he gives people a break? Maybe he needs to go into the field with spec ops next 😏

    • @mohanupendra2242
      @mohanupendra2242 Рік тому +1

      @@missbarbaralove who knows, 😂😂, we'll be right back everybody boom! Corden, James Corden.

  • @goodmorninggilw2836
    @goodmorninggilw2836 Рік тому +20

    2:20 ---Dave suggests a regular person doing each event before the Olympians to describe the difficulty of serious Olympics success. Brilliant! Dave is a fucking genius! Somebody should talk to the Olympic committee right now. I love it

  • @toddmckintyre2064
    @toddmckintyre2064 Рік тому +5

    Watch James get life for napkins.

  • @Omni0404
    @Omni0404 Рік тому +16

    Yeet doesn't just mean throw. It's to throw suddenly and forcibly in a random direction with no heed to where the object will end up.

  • @Dan-Simms
    @Dan-Simms Рік тому +2

    Olympic benchmarks would be hilarious...I'm picturing pole vault fails lol.

  • @MohinPat
    @MohinPat Рік тому +20

    Come on James, the lady took one look at you, and knew instantly you would later go for the napkins at some point.... Other guests probably do the same all the time...

    • @frizzlethecat2084
      @frizzlethecat2084 Рік тому +2

      They were probably disappointed when they opened the cupboard. "Dang... he left about half of them! What are we supposed to do with all those towels now!"

  • @vertderferk
    @vertderferk Рік тому +13

    "Make The Horse Dance." Could be a great band name.

    • @JadedKate
      @JadedKate Рік тому +1

      your nickname as well 😅
      btw there's this FB tag group called "thanks, that's my band name now"

  • @davincisghost9228
    @davincisghost9228 Рік тому +6

    Absolutely right about the prescription...I'm currently floating in the Oort Cloud AND watching tv...

  • @andreasd.5881
    @andreasd.5881 Рік тому +17

    Who else want's to see James do the Triple Jump?

    • @mcst6969
      @mcst6969 Рік тому +1

      I want to see him trying *archery*

    • @simmiesim321
      @simmiesim321 Рік тому

      He can’t do one jump never mind 3

  • @Drewbiee
    @Drewbiee Рік тому +7

    And this was the last time we ever saw James

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Рік тому +1

      Nah, they knew he had thieves hands.
      Why do you think they showed him the 'bathroom o' napkins' in the first place.

  • @piratecaptcornbreadred2012
    @piratecaptcornbreadred2012 Рік тому +3

    Imagine what he would have found in the cupboards at Mar a Lago

  • @gokoneo5928
    @gokoneo5928 Рік тому +2

    Pizza in new word dictionary replaces $ite

  • @stevenmunets
    @stevenmunets Рік тому

    "party leader"🤣😂

  • @Winteramen
    @Winteramen Рік тому +9

    Liz Trussle is MVP for her tweet

  • @derreknicks6873
    @derreknicks6873 Рік тому

    That was friggin hilarious 😂

  • @Ivian4you
    @Ivian4you Рік тому +3

    Hey I'm the regular person from Norway
    Cool, you're doing dressage
    But I've never ridden a horse!
    Yeah well, not only you're riding a horse.. you've got to make it dance!
    #LMFAO.. Best bit since the Summer break!

  • @matsetizar65
    @matsetizar65 Рік тому +2

    I’d expect a cctv in all areas of the white house, including there.

  • @KaterinaTalantliva
    @KaterinaTalantliva Рік тому +3

    I hope he won't get in jail for this

  • @susannjarvis5587
    @susannjarvis5587 Рік тому +8

    They're not napkins. They're hand towels for guests. And bravo for taking some. Or many. We love you, James. You work hard. You deserve a treat! Okay so hand towels are not the greatest treat but they're more than you would have gotten from the previous administration!

  • @TheLindagdetroit
    @TheLindagdetroit Рік тому +1

    Hey, writers... you know what we need? It's nearing the end of summer which means there are a lot of new pics of...
    Dogs In Sunglasses!
    "This guy? This guy right here?"🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheLindagdetroit
      @TheLindagdetroit Рік тому

      lol could do audience submissions of their dogs.
      Wait... what's the cat equivalent? Cats In Hats?

  • @fingersfinesilver
    @fingersfinesilver Рік тому +3

    It would have to be a huge luge. (Note: That was wordplay and not meant to hurt)

  • @walterfristoe4643
    @walterfristoe4643 Рік тому

    I'd love to be an Olympic pole vaulter, but I'm afraid of heights...

  • @cadeevans4623
    @cadeevans4623 Рік тому +2

    Love this james

  • @ClarenceCreekwater
    @ClarenceCreekwater Рік тому +3

    James ... As I'm watching this video, I've just learned that the Queen is ill. Please know the I and my family are praying for her,

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Рік тому

      She isn't "ill" so much as she is very, very old.

    • @jennieshepherd5845
      @jennieshepherd5845 Рік тому

      She's not ill. She's dead.
      Maybe not 9hrs ago though.

  • @jbird78
    @jbird78 Рік тому +1

    Damn I missed you guys!

  • @faykouri1162
    @faykouri1162 Рік тому +2

    😂😂😂👏

  • @MurphyMovies1
    @MurphyMovies1 Рік тому

    Hey James, an American here.. learned how to properly make an English cups of tea a couple of episodes ago 🤷🏼‍♂️☕️
    Traveling to London this weekend and I was wondering any recommendations for afternoon tea spots while I’m there? (Also my condolences for the Queen passing, may she Rest In Peace)

    • @simmiesim321
      @simmiesim321 Рік тому

      Yea spots 🙄🙄have you ever been there before !! Only a yank would actually think there’s tea spots 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @geminirooster
    @geminirooster Рік тому

    Oh man the dressage joke had me crying

  • @Fyrinspector
    @Fyrinspector Рік тому

    I have an M&M empty package from one of the Administrations airplanes.

  • @blackwolfboi3679
    @blackwolfboi3679 Рік тому

    i wonder if there is going to be an episode tmr

  • @ritsakara3476
    @ritsakara3476 24 дні тому

    Addiction to steal is a kind of sick by decetion

  • @rustynail3183
    @rustynail3183 Рік тому

    Let's go!

  • @frankrizzo739
    @frankrizzo739 Рік тому

    Lil Yachty looks like Guillermo! lol

  • @Jackd-lz2hn
    @Jackd-lz2hn Рік тому +2

    I think Trump should enter the 100 m and just pretend the feds are after him to take him to prison 😂

  • @MEMO-sb1sd
    @MEMO-sb1sd Рік тому

    No offense taken. We actually eat a shit load of meat balls here in Sweden 🇸🇪 I mean allot, it’s not even a joke 😅🙈
    Great show 🙏

  • @goodmorninggilw2836
    @goodmorninggilw2836 Рік тому +1

    I volunteer Reggie to be the regular person in the Olympics. That would be just too cool. I would seriously want to see that. I love you Reggie✌️👍

    • @ghislainedefeligonde5166
      @ghislainedefeligonde5166 Рік тому

      I honestly would like him more as secretary of transportation (or anything else) he would be a step forwarde from most.

  • @bostonjab666
    @bostonjab666 Рік тому

    Can you do stand up comedy sitting down... sure if you're a comedic. You should have three things to tell your doctor in ya next trip; little yatci has been in my mouth recently, I yeet shit at the people in front of me everyday... James; We do colonoscopies. We don't give a f what's been in and out of here but maybe take a break after this year. "I cant wait to see what you'll do next! Your the song and the dance! I have enjoyed your style. Thank you and your team for your time during covid locked down!!''

  • @teddybearington3
    @teddybearington3 Рік тому +1

    💕💕💕

  • @DerekHoscorner
    @DerekHoscorner Рік тому

    James Corden also white house instantly awesomeness job

  • @lindaward3156
    @lindaward3156 Рік тому

    I don't get the addition of "cringe" - I've used the word for about 50 years, probably more. I think it was first from what a dog does when it thinks it's done bad or you might get upset with them but yeah, its been around for a long time.

  • @pamlewis1183
    @pamlewis1183 Рік тому

    You only 50% stole stuff... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @papillondogs4297
    @papillondogs4297 Рік тому

    Stealing is stealing.
    It's deplorable.

  • @tommydesantos4278
    @tommydesantos4278 Рік тому

    Jeff has the last laugh

  • @mrsr003
    @mrsr003 Рік тому +3

    Obama looks great! It’s the white background that’s awful!

  • @TheNorwegianguy.
    @TheNorwegianguy. Рік тому

    Hi. I'm a regular person from Norway.

  • @briansmith3989
    @briansmith3989 Рік тому

    What happened to going on a cruise?

  • @lauh4rl
    @lauh4rl Рік тому

    The f b. I is looking for you lol

  • @tycobb2580
    @tycobb2580 Рік тому

    0:30 such a facinating conversation . . . like not at all . . .

  • @expectationlost
    @expectationlost Рік тому

    Norway has nukes?

  • @saratemp790
    @saratemp790 Рік тому +6

    I think that is illegal to steal from the Whitehouse. Kind of rude for him to do.

    • @Kevin-bl6lg
      @Kevin-bl6lg Рік тому +1

      Lock him up!

    • @davediamond7228
      @davediamond7228 Рік тому +1

      the ss will be visiting him tomorrow

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Рік тому +2

      'stealing' something that you are allowed to use and could legitimately use is not going to break the country.

    • @Kevin-bl6lg
      @Kevin-bl6lg Рік тому

      @@Tao_Tology why do you justify what Trump did? Leave it to the court.

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Рік тому

      @@Kevin-bl6lg The anecdote was about napkins.
      That were stored in a room where people use them.

  • @mateuszcielas3362
    @mateuszcielas3362 Рік тому

    Liz profile pic doesnt look right because she is a party girl? Havent you heard of Sanna Marin??

  • @vodatube2591
    @vodatube2591 Рік тому

    How does this guy still have a show….

  • @TheGillhicks
    @TheGillhicks Рік тому

    Keep Lauren at the desk!!!!!!!!!

  • @vilmabravik946
    @vilmabravik946 Рік тому +1

    soooo james what about a one direction reunion??

  • @Panda_Roll
    @Panda_Roll Рік тому

    You mean Cringe wasn't a real word before?
    My "attempting to be cool" comments & tweets from 5 - 10 years ago beg to differ...

  • @mikelauft
    @mikelauft Рік тому

    Did he also shower with his daughter?

  • @baller5596
    @baller5596 Рік тому

    James Corden go check out lazar beam on UA-cam you’ll understand the word yeet

  • @t.k3025
    @t.k3025 Рік тому

    What a valuable act to teach to children. Really. This is sad.

  • @TheFelloMello
    @TheFelloMello Рік тому

    L crowd

  • @edwardndriskoll
    @edwardndriskoll Рік тому

    A1

  • @papablue3015
    @papablue3015 Рік тому

    James stole? Spy? Pillsbury? Betty Crocker? impersonation of dough boy? James for Shame! lol

  • @simmiesim321
    @simmiesim321 Рік тому

    WOW napkins you rebel 😴😴😴😴😴

  • @courtneygroves8935
    @courtneygroves8935 Рік тому

    Looks like this is still filmed in lockdown 😆

  • @nickmartin9150
    @nickmartin9150 Рік тому

    Cringe was already in the dictionary! And while Gen X has been saying "yoink" since the fourth season of the Simpsons(almost 30 years , Gen Z gets to skip to the front of the line with "yeet"!!? "Yoink" is older than the brats who coined "yeet" and still not recognized by Merriam-Webster!

  • @Vrosales316
    @Vrosales316 Рік тому

    Is Lauren related to Nick Bernstein?

  • @muhammadwahyuhidayat21498
    @muhammadwahyuhidayat21498 Рік тому

    #RhettAndLink has Stolen from One Direction and BTS Album

  • @Susan-cooks
    @Susan-cooks Рік тому +1

    James ripping off napkins paid for by taxpayers is theft not comedy.

  • @god_forgive_us5336
    @god_forgive_us5336 Рік тому +1

    that stealing bit was uncomfortable - only white people can be so nonchalant about stealing - awkward

  • @PlaviStrumf
    @PlaviStrumf Рік тому

    why is this guy still on tv ?

    • @frankrizzo739
      @frankrizzo739 Рік тому

      You've only got about 9 more months Ace! 😑

  • @TSC1978
    @TSC1978 Рік тому +1

    James - now I can hate on you since you are moving back to London. YOU CAN’T VOTE ONCE YOU MOVE SO STOP COMMENTING ON US POLITICS! Actually, could you ever vote? Were you ever a citizen?

  • @eltepeqe6690
    @eltepeqe6690 Рік тому +1

    Whats up with the mask

    • @Lilc97Jax
      @Lilc97Jax Рік тому +7

      He might be immunocompromised. I have a friend who is and she still wears a mask around crowds, can be life/death for her. She doesn’t expect others to, but she does for herself.

    • @johnsnow5955
      @johnsnow5955 Рік тому +6

      If you have to sit in a crowd of 100+ strangers every single night its probably a good idea to wear a mask fam LOL

    • @debrahelmlinger6256
      @debrahelmlinger6256 Рік тому +2

      I still wear so.etimes too, if around too many people as my mother has been very ill in the hospital and I don't want to take the chance of bringing her anything else.

    • @mnichols1979
      @mnichols1979 Рік тому +1

      What's up with the ignorant comment? Does someone else wearing a mask really hurt you that badly?

  • @JosephCornishV
    @JosephCornishV Рік тому

    That's taxpayer money you're taking there Mr. Cordon. Don't complain about higher taxes in the future. Somebody has to buy those napkins.

  • @lyndajohnstone8044
    @lyndajohnstone8044 Рік тому +2

    I'm Canadian but like Donald Trump, better than the president in America now. Not sure who the white House would pick on if they didn't have Trump

    • @elenadunn9126
      @elenadunn9126 Рік тому

      Crazy evil trump

    • @kimladd5100
      @kimladd5100 Рік тому

      TruTh. He’s only hated for bringing down the elitists.

  • @EthanShalev
    @EthanShalev Рік тому +1

    Is stealing from the federal government not a crime?
    Would be a shame if this show ended early due to stealing toilet paper.

  • @avi234455
    @avi234455 Рік тому

    Somebody please tell J Corden to retire. Yuck

  • @itkojecockot
    @itkojecockot Рік тому +1

    the only thing Corden stole from WH is only Trump's McDonald's :D:D:D obviously :D

  • @kuijiblob2539
    @kuijiblob2539 Рік тому

    I thought this guy had his late show cancelled because he sucked. All those cartoon parodies lied. Said he was done