Stay at home Mom saw an ad about vtubers and thought "Hmm.. My kid could do that" "Baby your at the age where you gotta find a job, here, mommys got a friend and she'll help you work at this Ho-low-live and all you need to do is play games!" Kobo: "Kamu bajingan aku ikut" Mama: "What!" Edit: Morty meme does not translate well so, here's the TL: you son of a bitch, I'm in.
It's crazy how thin of a line kobo is walking on with her screaming. I don't know why but her screaming is adorable. It is really close to being annoying but it's not
I was thinking that too with how long and loud it can become annoying but i only find it’s just funny cute and perfect suit to how broken heart adopted child should be and it landed perfectly at the end the way uncle dad try to comfort her make her louder and louder It’s just too hilarious
Well, she didn't say Amelia was her father, but she did say Kobo was adopted. So maybe she put Kobo for adoption, but since noone wanted her she did it herself. So maybe that's why she's also kobo's Uncle, she's Kobo's Uncle Daddy.
@@1stCallipostle Or maybe she and iRys had a child, Kiara came in between and took it in as her own. And now Calli is also her Father/uncle? But let's not make things more difficult, the family tree looks already pretty messed up.
Imagin Kobo's parents in the other room reacting to her screaming... Kobo: "IM ADOPTED!!!" Kobo's Parents: "omg did you tell her. No. I thought we were keeping this a secret. How did she find out... Do you think she found the papers 😨."
The family tree of Hololive is complex. At first, Ollie was Kiara and Calli’s daughter… until Ollie made it weird, then Calli got remarried to her work and Kiara went on a honeymoon with Reine, which considering Kobo is part of ID branch, Kiara had Kobo, but Calli adopted her. Now Kiara is married to Amelia (probably another timeline variant) and now Calli is married to herself (another timeline variant?) so…Kobo is the half adoptive child of Uncle Calli (Variant)
Calli: Your adopted… Kobo: I’m adopted?! AAAAAH!!! Calli: No, it’s okay! I’m not your real father! I’m your Uncle! And Kiara’s your real mother, okay?! Kobo:….Okay! *meanwhile in the Vanoss crew Universe* Marcel: Yeah, and Nogla’s adopted. Nogla: How can I be adopted when I’m a triplet? Terroriser: your all adopted. Marcel: wait, your a triplet? How come I never notice that?! Nogla: None of your business!
“This is getting complicated.” Alright, roll for Parenting to successfully change subject... “You’re adopted.” ...aaaaaand that’s a Nat 1. Critical failure.
*"I'm a half child- what do you mean?"* Poor Dad, she has to explain that she's adopted. That scream of sadness though xD Kobo's *"Ok"* at the end. Perfection 😂
@@fathurrahman9355 it's hololive's policy, not a legal thing. Hololive won't hire anyone under 18, regardless of the age of maturity in the given country.
@@fathurrahman9355 after JP Gen 1 Cover corp started putting stricter policy and abide international Laws to hire talents and other employees especially since they're planning to hire abroad talents for their HoloEN, ID and unfortunately CN.
Calli: "You're adopted" Kobo: * Releases Dragon Ball scream * Me: Hoping for a specific isle cleanup would become Calli's major distraction from telling Kobo the truth. Ash: "KOBO, USE TRAUMATIC TURD-STORM!"
@@Damian125id oh my wwwwww I haven't watched the stream so I didn't know, but I'm surprised they manage to hold it so long wwwww Hope Kobo got her soundproof room soon
Those visceral screams of adoption agony felt so real. Does that make me a monster then if that made it more hilarious? Kobo is amazing, I love her. Actual baby. Step aside, Luna.
kobo turns fake crying/screaming into an art i'm impressed
that almost hurt my ears...
who said it was fake
idk that sounded real to me but not.
I can perfectly imagine Kobo crying like this xd
Kobo: *crying in unravel*
Kobo : Daddy don't cheat, it's bad
Calli : Well, you're adopted
Emotional damage
It's not cheating, Calli is married to Calli so it's okay.
Kiawa Is gonna be mad with someone...
@@sonic234sonikero4 Kiwawa*
@@NeoJhon69 Mami Kiwawa or Kiawa, anyway a Phoenix Is gonna talk very serious with someone...
"I AM HALF CHI-what do you mean? "
Feels like joke made by uncle roger
@@adhennakbar4516 EXACTLY! THE WAY SHE SAID IT
She sounded so excited even though she didn't even know what it mean
That line is fucking great haha
This is cut off but she clearly say half child... What does that mean?
"This is getting complicated"
"You're adopted"
This is my new way to end conversations, thanks for the enlightenment Calli.
“I’m still not following. Can you elaborate more on your views on euthanasia?”
“This is getting complicated. You’re adopted.”
@@orangeapples abortion wasnt an option.
So anyways that's why you have to have a really high IQ to enjoy Ruck and Morty and also you're adopted. Bye.
Well, it ends in screaming regardless...
@@mangekarp3241 wtf
Calli: I'm married to, myself.
Kronii: Is it possible to learn this power?
Calli: Not from an Ollie!
Mumei: no, no it is not.
I took Kronii two weeks to go from "I'm not ready to make this commitment with Kronii, yet" to "I'm married to Kronii".
Not from the Council
The dark side is the path to many abilities, some may deem unnatural.
Kobo captures this perfect essence of "kid who tripped and fell and dropped her ice cream" and it's *incredible*
And the "ok!" Really captures the aftermath of "I'll buy you a new one"
There's a word for that: kusogaki
Calli got that “adult-relative-that-is-forced-to-babysit-at-the-family-reunion-but-is-insanely-popular-with-the-kids-anyway-for-some-reason” energy
I know that feeling. Oh well, the kids are doing more fun shit than the adults who are just drinking and standing.
@@fhistleb
Right? Even the ones who were scared of me ended up clinging to me after awhile.
I got stuck babysitting my sister’s kid, just watched TMNT and Kickass with her. Sister did not like that.
@@nodrugshere300 Jeeeze, she shouldn't have gotten mad at you. TMNT isn't that bad.
@@fhistleb I think it’s the part of the movie where he yells Damn to the sky, and yes it was the old live action movies.
Kobo's poggers face when Calli says she's married to herself is the funniest thing I've seen all week!
She became Pogo
YESSSS I love that face! 😀 Also the sparkly anime eyes a few seconds earlier
If i didn't knew she's a streamer hired by cover i could swear she's an actual child.
* listening to Luna * "Ah I see, her gimmick is to act childish."
* listening to Kobo * "That is a literal child what the hell"
I would not be surprised if she lied about her age
@@Cat-Daddy dont go that route, reality is often disappointing
I know the current consensus lol
She is a child tho. Even Ollie describe Kobo as growing girl.
1:11 the way she violently starts shaking gets me every time followed by the high pitch crying 🤣🤣🤣
Even calli had a hard time focusing lol.
@@ashikasuzuki the animation of her panicking did it justice 👌
“Mommy Kiwawa! Mommy Kiwawa!”
Same and the facial expressions always gets me.🤣😂
Kobo is a speedster confirmed
Im convinced that Yago hired a kid lmao, but for real her impression is so believable.
Stay at home Mom saw an ad about vtubers and thought "Hmm.. My kid could do that"
"Baby your at the age where you gotta find a job, here, mommys got a friend and she'll help you work at this Ho-low-live and all you need to do is play games!"
Kobo: "Kamu bajingan aku ikut"
Mama: "What!"
Edit: Morty meme does not translate well so, here's the TL: you son of a bitch, I'm in.
We have Laplus for JP and Kobo for ID...
When's EN gonna get their kid? And no, Gura is a boomer.
@@ChromaLuke gura is a boomer goblin
Yagoo: "My dream cannot be fulfilled with adults. I'll have to hire someone with the mind of a pure, innocent child."
Kobo: "I'm legal."
@@ChromaLuke
EN's child is Bae. She is stuck at twelve years old, remember?
It's crazy how thin of a line kobo is walking on with her screaming. I don't know why but her screaming is adorable. It is really close to being annoying but it's not
I was thinking that too
with how long and loud it can become annoying but i only find it’s just funny cute and perfect suit to how broken heart adopted child should be and it landed perfectly at the end
the way uncle dad try to comfort her make her louder and louder
It’s just too hilarious
I think it's because it isn't always. It's mixed in with normal talking, such as her "Okay!" At the end
@@aggresseal2016 She really is cute and funny, heh
@@devildante9 *"Ce A Fe?? CAF....."*
Maybe because she is used to singing, she can cry without doing high pitch notes that hurt the hearing
0:47 gets me every time
Reminds me of ua-cam.com/video/-TlVpskDSbk/v-deo.html
Same
"I'M aDøPTËd!?"
Right?
I'm adp-TEDD?!
Calli: ¨You´re a half child¨
Kobo: *Proceeds to demostrate that she is full child*
Calli: Thus begins a new era of Uncle Calliope.
Kobo: Uncle Dad!
Just 1 more generation and Calli will be UncleGranpa
@@Ucj334esd I can imagine the fan art with Kiara as the tiger and Dino-Gura as the lizard
@@kitsunesden8085 wait a minute, who would be Pizza Steve if I’m not mistaken
@@epiclibra9369 Kronii with sunglasses would do since both are kinda cocky
@@kitsunesden8085 how dare you forget mr gus
The comedy is so perfect, and the vibrading child kills me every time! So hilarious and adorable!
Calli still radiating Dad energy with the terrible serious talk just making it worse lol
"Oh no, please don't cry uhhh." So good
0:26 The way she's bouncing is so cute.
Kobo played her part absolutely perfectly for this and it’s amazing.
Also I love the “ok” face.
Kobo's improvisations are always amazing, many of Kobo's stream collabs with other members are given a little bit of drama that is so funny to watch
@@rahmadalhafidz8497 Some of the other girls can hold their own. Mumei made Kobo's brain shut down.
i love the kobo pog at 0:31, just like the absolute ecstatic expression of a child.
Lmao, I just love how fast she recovered from that after calli told her,she's her uncle
The fucking deliver on that 'OK!".
1:11 can we just get this scream bass boosted please?
kobo crying is so cute 🥺
Her loudness reminds me of green butterflys for some reason
Her loudness reminds me of green butterflys for some reason
Your expressions are 10/10, they match Kobo really well
Calli has the tact of a sack of bricks. Like a true dad
0:17 this is so funny to me. The sudden change to asking what cali means along with the art is hilarious
The way she says Mommy Kiwawa makes me smile
it really sounded like a child crying for her mother
The way she yells “I’m adopted” absolutely kills me
That "okay" at the end is something I will cherish for the rest of my life.
Lmao I love this, this is hilarious and adorable
You catured the energy of fake crying Kobo perfectly, props to you.
Love the little animation jokes like ‘half child’, the faster shaking when she screams louder, and calli as a pokemon trainer. Awesome work!
i love the face of kiara when apears to hear the screamings of his child
kiara: YOU ARE SO FUCK UP CALLI
Well, she didn't say Amelia was her father, but she did say Kobo was adopted. So maybe she put Kobo for adoption, but since noone wanted her she did it herself. So maybe that's why she's also kobo's Uncle, she's Kobo's Uncle Daddy.
Uncle dad could also be very possible if she adopted a sibling's chil-
Bae (already a sister-granddaughter) what did you do to Kiwawa and when
@@1stCallipostle Or maybe she and iRys had a child, Kiara came in between and took it in as her own. And now Calli is also her Father/uncle? But let's not make things more difficult, the family tree looks already pretty messed up.
I always think if Kobo's VA is either actually a kid, a professional, or a Comedic genius.
How about YES ?
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Imagin Kobo's parents in the other room reacting to her screaming...
Kobo: "IM ADOPTED!!!"
Kobo's Parents: "omg did you tell her. No. I thought we were keeping this a secret. How did she find out... Do you think she found the papers 😨."
That sh1t imagination was blowing mind 😂
so dark laaa
Well.....
What a plot twist.
Noooooo im scared 🤣
The family tree of Hololive is complex. At first, Ollie was Kiara and Calli’s daughter… until Ollie made it weird, then Calli got remarried to her work and Kiara went on a honeymoon with Reine, which considering Kobo is part of ID branch, Kiara had Kobo, but Calli adopted her. Now Kiara is married to Amelia (probably another timeline variant) and now Calli is married to herself (another timeline variant?) so…Kobo is the half adoptive child of Uncle Calli (Variant)
So, Kobo is actually Ollie's long-distant half-sister twice removed?
@@megalosauru from another mothers donated egg sample.
Jessie what are you talking about?
@@LynnetteJJW Kiara's egg?
What the hell did i just read? That's sooo complex indeed 😂😂😂😂
The ending reminded of that episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog where Mirial turns inti a bratty child with how Kobo just went "ok".
Love that Calli turned to Ash when she said "we chose you" 😂
Every single expression of Kobo is perfect.
I can't stop watching this, this is hilarious
i find it amazing how the animation for crying kobo at 0:58 resonates at the same frequency as her actual crying
1:11 kills me. Every time. You can *feel* the waveform.
Calli: Your adopted…
Kobo: I’m adopted?! AAAAAH!!!
Calli: No, it’s okay! I’m not your real father! I’m your Uncle! And Kiara’s your real mother, okay?!
Kobo:….Okay!
*meanwhile in the Vanoss crew Universe*
Marcel: Yeah, and Nogla’s adopted.
Nogla: How can I be adopted when I’m a triplet?
Terroriser: your all adopted.
Marcel: wait, your a triplet? How come I never notice that?!
Nogla: None of your business!
koboちゃんは泣き声がじょうずだから本当に赤ちゃんのように見えてかわいいw
I am now going to use "This is getting complicated, you are adopted."
I LOVE HOW SHE SAYS "MOMMY KIWAWA" LIKE SHES A LOST CHILD
0:33 that Kobo pog is divine. Dare I say, exquisite.
Seeing kobo become LITERALLY a half child, cracks me up everytime lmao
Seeing Kiara's "Mommy Senses" kicking in made me expect her to burst into the room and one punch Calli into a new timezone.
Phoenix PUNCH
Kobo acts exactly like a kid in an early 2000s sitcom on Nickelodeon. But somehow it's not obnoxious.
>insert dragged-out laughing track after the "Ok"
kobo would be a crazy good voice actress for child characters, her impression is so spot on without being irritating.
“This is getting complicated.”
Alright, roll for Parenting to successfully change subject...
“You’re adopted.”
...aaaaaand that’s a Nat 1. Critical failure.
*"I'm a half child- what do you mean?"*
Poor Dad, she has to explain that she's adopted. That scream of sadness though xD
Kobo's *"Ok"* at the end. Perfection 😂
I know she must have sound proof pads in her room but im just imagining her neighbours hearing her scream "I'm adopted" not knowing she's a streamer 😅
Kobo: I'M ADOPTED!!!!!
her mother irl: wtf.
We know kobo is at least 18 because of hololives hiring policy, but goddamn these clips are making me think otherwise
Haachama was 17 when they hired her tho.
@@MizantropMan Yeah but that is because when the policy was made, JP Gen 1 & 2 has already made their debut.
Well id and jp have very low adult age indonesian can get their id and driving license at age of 17
@@fathurrahman9355 it's hololive's policy, not a legal thing. Hololive won't hire anyone under 18, regardless of the age of maturity in the given country.
@@fathurrahman9355 after JP Gen 1 Cover corp started putting stricter policy and abide international Laws to hire talents and other employees especially since they're planning to hire abroad talents for their HoloEN, ID and unfortunately CN.
Thanks Zetta, I feel better now that I see I wasn't the only one who imagined Calli as a pokemon trainer when she said "WE CHOSE YOU"
Kobo’s first “I’M ADOPTED?!” sounds so genuine and outraged its unbelievable
the way she starts calling for Kiara has such a visceral effect of activating panic mode its unreal
0:32 priceless
Wow, never before have i seen anyone vibrate at the harmonic frequency of pure sadness. That's right there is a talent!
0:07 ah, so that's how to say "WUT?!"
Truly the dictionary definition of a kusogaki.
The kobo pog face always makes me laugh. The first time I laughed until it hurt.
0:32 ここの顔好きすぎるw
I love how she was getting ready to freak out over being a half child, to only realizes she doesn’t know what it is. Peak comedic timing.
Calli: "You're adopted"
Kobo: * Releases Dragon Ball scream *
Me: Hoping for a specific isle cleanup would become Calli's major distraction from telling Kobo the truth.
Ash: "KOBO, USE TRAUMATIC TURD-STORM!"
"I'm married to myself."
Kronii: "Is this one of my people? Perhaps."
This is amazing man, the extra step you put during the silence and for extra comedic effect just work perfectly
It doesn't realize that one year has passed, this legendary moment 🤧
“Wooot?! Woooot?!”
- Calli 2022
The first "I am ADOPTED?!!?!"
Is like such a perfect mix of anger, confusion and sadness it makes me laugh everytime.
She could have gone straight towards "YOU'RE ADOPTED" and it would still end up the way it did with Kobo, being the mesugaki that she is. xD
I can't believe you left out one of the best parts, "Uncle dad."
"I'm you're uncle"
"OK :D"
the full acceptance after the earth shattering crying kills me lol
The animation reminds me of KeenBiscuit's art style, yet still stands out on its own way.
PS: The overhearing Kiara at 1:19 made my day
"im adopted?" She asked calmly
"Calmly"
"Life is not daijoubu"
i am addicted to hear kobo childish and her crying
Calli giving the finger guns and Kobo's casual "okay" were so perfect XD
0:54
That's the smile of good parenting right there. lol
That’s the ‘oh I said something I should not have’ smile
I'm seriously jealous of her family letting her screaming all like that wwww My fams could never sobs
Actually a few streams ago her screaming has become too much of a nuisance that the neighbours complained lol
@@Damian125id oh my wwwwww I haven't watched the stream so I didn't know, but I'm surprised they manage to hold it so long wwwww Hope Kobo got her soundproof room soon
I love the “I’m a half child? what do you mean??”
This reminds me of that time when Rotten the Snowman from Smiling Friends finally learned about death and just keep screaming
1:28 so cute 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
1:01 cali chose her as a poke'mon? lol
The echo locate scream is so good. The Cali face when she says “Yes” makes me grin like a big doofus every time I rewatch this.
I love how her crying animation is literally just her vibrating
Kobo did balance perfectly the timing of screaming for effect of absurdity but not too much to be off-putting and still be funny.
I like how Kobo just never realized she was adopted considering the fact that how would a reaper and a Phoenix even make a water fountain
That gave me the same vibes as Spyro from "A New Beginning" thinking he was an actual firefly.
The way she act is so on point that, at this point i dunno if kobo's persona is made up or its her irl
This is so funny! This clip killed me when I saw it. Great animation!
My mom heard me playing this and she said is that a real kid
Cool dad-uncle does an oopsie
The way she vibrates with her screams is amazing.
"IM A HALF CHILD WADYOME?"
Wdym?
Nice save at the end Uncle dad
Those visceral screams of adoption agony felt so real. Does that make me a monster then if that made it more hilarious? Kobo is amazing, I love her. Actual baby. Step aside, Luna.