I can't help saying something inappropriate to someone who just crashed. Actual things I said: "Can I strip your bike for spares if you die?" "Your chain's come off" "Mate, you're still buying the pints after this" Me:"Dude, you just killed a bee" Friend:"I can't feel my legs" Me:"Yer but you killed a bee dude"
"Now, you cannot ride a bike at this angle. It's not possible. I mean, who does a superman like that?" 7:41 I died 5 minutes ago from laughing so hard.
I've been in stitches watching this. One of the funniest GMBN videos I've ever seen. Also love the fact that 'DENNIS' is becoming a term for mtb fails. 😉
I am at work laughing so hard that tears are running down my face. Ashton "you cannot ride a bike at that angle" you guys are killing me. Thanks for the video. I only think it is funny because I have experienced almost all of the crashes shown... ;)
You two are freakin hilarious! love how your hurt from an accident and able to laugh at it, same for me, in 86 crashed street bike hard, lost an arm, in the hospital reading Crash and Burn and laughing...... Guess we go a little loco once we've felt the rush of two wheels?
You guys are having way too much fun...... may I have some of whatever you're on. This may be the funniest commentary know t'Tube, this and Ozzyman, of course.
Hah, that's the spirit. When you realize the danger is always there you get so high on adrenalin it feels amazing. Currently sitting at home with a fractured rib...second ride of the season :) can't wait to get back in the saddle.
Spring is here. Could you please get Mr Ashton to review a few more alterative bikes? There aren't many reviews around and it would help so many. Bless.
Collarbone hurts, it made me think of my crash,, I was 6 months witout riding. I was lucky and did not get operated. That video gave me a flashback. 25 years ago.
My worst bail so far was. Going around a small corner towards a 5ft step up jump crying quite a bit of speed as I always do. In the turn I hit a small unexpected bump that lifted my front wheel and came back down at full lock. My entire front wheel folded in half and I went over the bars head first into the jump takeoff. Walked away with a concussion and a few scratches and bruises. Did about 500 dollars in damage on that bail
I fell that hard the other day I grazed all my arm and right hand side went over my bars and skided for 5 metres and got up to see a buckled wheel then had to walk my bike (or the remains) out of the woods for 15 minutes. Worst thing though I was wearing a go pro but it wasn't charged to send it in so that just added insult to injury I suppose. Ahhhh the joys of mountain biking 😂😂😂
i wish helmets were cool when i was a kid, had 2 serious head injuries in which after the 2nd the hospital told me if theres a 3rd it will be game over
That last one should be called George of the Jungle, as in "He George of the Jungled it!" Seen some of these same videos on Pinkbike these peoples must be proud of their escapades!
Whose bail is your favourite?
Denis!
Global Mountain Bike Network Jorge '2' 😂 thank god he's alive
The SHOVEL!
3
Global Mountain Bike Network oscar
"You cannot ride a bike at this angle."
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm dead from the commentary.
The best commentary by far! Hilarious
savage
"Now the bike's riding him" 😂😂
I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard when Martin said that
"I don't think he lived"
"Well he did send the email"
Lmao
Blake is actually the funniest guy ever😂
Blake's crash was one of the most stylish things.
I can't help saying something inappropriate to someone who just crashed.
Actual things I said:
"Can I strip your bike for spares if you die?"
"Your chain's come off"
"Mate, you're still buying the pints after this"
Me:"Dude, you just killed a bee" Friend:"I can't feel my legs" Me:"Yer but you killed a bee dude"
Now the bike's riding him!😂
Hahaha these are so good and so bad!
you should an hour long bike vault with categories , eg. hardtails, enduro bikes, dh bikes, retro bikes
AGREE 👍🏻
For a mill subs
"Now, you cannot ride a bike at this angle. It's not possible. I mean, who does a superman like that?"
7:41
I died 5 minutes ago from laughing so hard.
I've been in stitches watching this. One of the funniest GMBN videos I've ever seen. Also love the fact that 'DENNIS' is becoming a term for mtb fails. 😉
Did Dennis tell you to--? --tell me to what? I need to know!
Stuart Clark Go as much speed as you can, don’t go go that one, come on this one. Gogogogo, Gogogogo... Are you ok? Did Dennis tell you??
Stuart Clark
Wow, "funniest" you reckon? Don't end up smashing your own head cos it aint funny when it happens to you - trust me!
"I broke my back"
"What a vertebrae?"
"No, spinal"
Does anybody else notice the rat inside the clamp
Yes
Motonomad 135
No. In reality, it's not there . . . . 🤨
I had to look for that😂
And it’s a vice grip
Now i did
Blake’s crash has to be the smoothest crash caught on camera 🤣🤣🤣
I love when they just stare at the camera after a bad crash xD
EDIT: OMG GMBN NOTICED ME :DDDDD
I am at work laughing so hard that tears are running down my face. Ashton "you cannot ride a bike at that angle" you guys are killing me. Thanks for the video. I only think it is funny because I have experienced almost all of the crashes shown... ;)
*Just thought I'd tie my shoelace*
That was hilarious Blake. Do something like that on every crash and you guys will be up to a million in no time!
I concentrated so hard on seeing the train I didn't really see the actual crash. You really got me guys
The funniest video I have seen in a while! You guys are a great comedy duo.
🤣🤣Martin's face when Blake says "it's that time of the month"
Martyn: “you cannot ride a bike at this angle” 😂😂😂
Now we need a greatest hits from all of the gmbn guys!!
Martin you cracked me up big time with " now you cannot ride a bike at this angle" priceless mate
These crashes make me wanna wear my full hockey gear when I go out on the trails 😆
When the downhill guy goes inverted I can just imagine “In Soviet Russia, bike ride you.”
9:50 is when I first saw the rat in the vice. I was dying!😂😂😂
You two are freakin hilarious! love how your hurt from an accident and able to laugh at it, same for me, in 86 crashed street bike hard, lost an arm, in the hospital reading Crash and Burn and laughing...... Guess we go a little loco once we've felt the rush of two wheels?
Fantastic work lads;you two make a great team ,Super
You guys are having way too much fun...... may I have some of whatever you're on. This may be the funniest commentary know t'Tube, this and Ozzyman, of course.
Some nasty crashes, but for some daft reason i feel like going out on my bike haha :)
Hah, that's the spirit. When you realize the danger is always there you get so high on adrenalin it feels amazing. Currently sitting at home with a fractured rib...second ride of the season :) can't wait to get back in the saddle.
I subscribed to learn but I now watch for this
“You cannot ride a bike at this angle.” Hahahahaha 😂
Dammit you guys! You got me sitting here all by myself laughing out loud like a crazy person.
I'm at home ..man flu... You guys just cheered me up with folks suffering more than I am... ;)
Probably my favorite GMBN video to date (hope I never find myself in it). I vote faceplant man!
now the bike is riding him. gmbn is great.
This made me think of buying armor on my chest,back and neck from now on. Rowdy!
This is really Funny..you guys are great
Blake's reaction is priceless. I was crying laughing😂😂
8:05 now the bike is riding him 😂😂come on bing bong have some compassion 😂
@7:46 "Now, you cannot ride a bike at this angle." 🤣🤣🤣
this vid was great! really enjoyed having a good laugh!
A rat in a vice 🤔
You guys are brilliant
Spring is here. Could you please get Mr Ashton to review a few more alterative bikes? There aren't many reviews around and it would help so many. Bless.
Collarbone hurts, it made me think of my crash,, I was 6 months witout riding. I was lucky and did not get operated. That video gave me a flashback. 25 years ago.
"You cannot ride a bike at this angle..." Lol
Martin, that was the best comment EVER!!! " Now (dramatic pause) you cannot ride a bike at this angle"
OMG, there is NO way to choose from those 3, Epic! Lolol.....
Your guys' comments are hilarious !
martin and blake are so funny together:)
BEST VID EVER!!!
I have the same helmet as the dirt jump face plant guy so I'm glad to know it works :)
please keep more of the endings of the clips everytime we don't have the time to laugh
Hahahahaha! Blake's krash made me actually belly laugh!
Best video so far hahahaha
Blake - 21.42 “now the bikes riding him!” LMAO
The commentary at 8.0 is f*cking excellent, I’m actually laughing out loud...this is great!
Wow, that was really funny!
16:15 I swear that is Dennis in the background. Dennis?!
Liam Sangaku best comment ever!!!! Close the internet
DENNIS!!!!!!!!! LMAO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😼👊🏻
3:01 is the winner.
Good day! GMBN
I love when they just stare at the camera after a bad crash xD
15:46 "I'm glad you're alright you fat plank" 😂😂
Blake is actually the funniest guy ever😂
At 17:42 he's like who put that tree there? I did not see it last time i was here 🤣🤣🤣
Do a video about budget forks and shocks pleaseeeee
Good video guys
Just realized... that 18 in the back is Neil's AndesPacifico plate number!! NICE!!! don't let it fall!!
legends say that guys collarbone is still on the ground in that park to this day
i wanted this vid for so long finally it hit me
you guys are the best 😁 the fails are great... but you two.. i can't stop laughing :D
These are hilarious!!
i cant believe im watching this again after almost a year. It's still funny!!. best facial expression from the guys.. 14:22
Martyn and Blake...best combo
You didn't mention, Ivan hit his helmet on the skinny branch totally changing his flight plans.lol
Recycling some of these so many times you should be paying royalties 😂😂😂
My worst bail so far was. Going around a small corner towards a 5ft step up jump crying quite a bit of speed as I always do. In the turn I hit a small unexpected bump that lifted my front wheel and came back down at full lock. My entire front wheel folded in half and I went over the bars head first into the jump takeoff. Walked away with a concussion and a few scratches and bruises. Did about 500 dollars in damage on that bail
The look Martyn gives Blake when he says "That was like spinal 100%" @ 3:13 lol. That was probably the most awkward moment on GMBN to date.
Love the wear a helmet sign haha
Those facial expression @14:21 was classic
The crack on the first one is something special.
14:22 That stare. I can't tell what they're thinking : "OMG, is he alive ?" or "WOW, awesome crash !"
14:21 When I say goodbye to my dogs
I fell that hard the other day I grazed all my arm and right hand side went over my bars and skided for 5 metres and got up to see a buckled wheel then had to walk my bike (or the remains) out of the woods for 15 minutes. Worst thing though I was wearing a go pro but it wasn't charged to send it in so that just added insult to injury I suppose. Ahhhh the joys of mountain biking 😂😂😂
i was stuck looking at the rat in the vice the whole time XD
You guys are cool :)
All the time i’m waiting for the fail and bails song.
i wish helmets were cool when i was a kid, had 2 serious head injuries in which after the 2nd the hospital told me if theres a 3rd it will be game over
I love the rat in the clamp
Hey GMBN you should do a video of building a trail? Yeah I know you've made a trail building video already but you should do one.
He is going to feel 2nd won in the morning but what do we need to do for gmbn’s amazing gear love the show
I have just taken up mountain bike riding, then I stumble onto fails and bail, now I think I should find something else to do.
Now the bike's riding him hahaha , i nearly died ahahaha
Definitely George that full on dead stop, that must of hurt I mean his pride 🤪😜🤪
You Gus make me laugh my head of haha
That last one should be called George of the Jungle, as in "He George of the Jungled it!" Seen some of these same videos on Pinkbike these peoples must be proud of their escapades!
I f***ing love Blake so much😂😂
Martyn and Blake are like father and son
The F&B prize needs to be a shirt that says “I broke my collar bone and all I got was this GMBN shirt”
The title should really be "Reactions by GMBN to Mountain Bike Crashes"
Vids like this scare me from even going on anything more than a green trail.