Why I LOVE Bad Video Games

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  • @symawi312
    @symawi312 11 місяців тому +354

    Coney vehemently advocating for weight classes when the whale came up and then doing an instant 180 when the ant showed up is so on brand

    • @treedude4246
      @treedude4246 11 місяців тому +35

      I was literally thinking "an ants gonna show up and hes gonna get pissed"

    • @stevethebarbarian9876
      @stevethebarbarian9876 11 місяців тому +34

      Coney has an almost supernatural ability to spit bad takes. I’ve never seen anyone else come even close.

    • @obviouslyanonymous
      @obviouslyanonymous 11 місяців тому +5

      Tbf it does make no sense to have both in the video. Like pick a side

    • @stevethebarbarian9876
      @stevethebarbarian9876 11 місяців тому +4

      @@obviouslyanonymous I mean yeah, the WatchMojo video is weird, there’s absolutely no sense whatsoever to the order, but Coney never even brings that up. Hell, I’m not sure he even noticed beyond his knee jerk “I COULD BEAT UP THAT ANIMAL” instinct.

    • @treedude4246
      @treedude4246 9 місяців тому

      ​@@stevethebarbarian9876 coneys yapping ability is insane. He is a master of the old art of trolling

  • @Kaiser25
    @Kaiser25 11 місяців тому +145

    "If I could get vibrated a thousand times per second I would be so happy" 2024 starting strong for Coney

  • @baddealdude807
    @baddealdude807 11 місяців тому +190

    Love how coney asks for weight classes and then gets pissed off when weight classes are considered

  • @kaycee7738
    @kaycee7738 11 місяців тому +265

    The fact that Coney's terrible wording made him sound like he was talking about his "preferences" during the animal segment was INSANE. I think Coney has something that he would like to share with the WHOLE chat..

    • @youmeltube
      @youmeltube 11 місяців тому +41

      THATS MY STREAMER

    • @Jackpauler4lyfe
      @Jackpauler4lyfe 11 місяців тому +12

      was this a bit in the stream that was cut out or am I just a dumbass and am missing where it happened in the video?

    • @kestrelynn
      @kestrelynn 11 місяців тому +10

      He had another awful wording moment while talking about smash on stream recently Aware

    • @5darkelves994
      @5darkelves994 11 місяців тому +4

      His preference is candy kong

    • @ClavaleeDefunct
      @ClavaleeDefunct 11 місяців тому +12

      @@Jackpauler4lyfe I believe they're talking about the stuff he said about vibration at 8:13

  • @liamdoesmath2106
    @liamdoesmath2106 11 місяців тому +81

    The strongest animal is clearly piplup’s 7th evolution

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 11 місяців тому +5

      But only the revised version that got buffed.

  • @PKiX
    @PKiX 11 місяців тому +32

    coney's right, feeling your organs vibrate at a concert is a nice sensation

  • @thedukeofcheese1549
    @thedukeofcheese1549 11 місяців тому +20

    I love how Coney judges how strong an animal is on a one-on-one basis
    Like yeah, a dung beetle is strong, but I'm taller than it so I win

    • @TheWrathAbove
      @TheWrathAbove 11 місяців тому

      But also the whale is cheating by being big so it doesn't count

    • @shark_gaming_0
      @shark_gaming_0 11 місяців тому +6

      He went into the animal video with FGC logistics and analysis in mind, he’s a A tier animal while the Dung Beetle is a D tier animal, maybe E tier

    • @Lechgang
      @Lechgang 10 місяців тому +2

      He's smash bros brained, he's taught to judge these things a certain way.

  • @drstclair
    @drstclair 11 місяців тому +26

    That tiger better ban the water stages against the whale.

  • @youngrootv
    @youngrootv 11 місяців тому +22

    The thing about Redfall is that it wasn’t made by the same studio that made the Dishonored series. Arkane Lyon in France made that series while Arkane Austin made Redfall. Arkane Lyon is also making the upcoming Blade game that I have some hope for.

  • @MrSkerpentine
    @MrSkerpentine 11 місяців тому +19

    2023 being the return of PS2 level quality licensed shovelware gives me a very bittersweet happiness

  • @perriwinkleiii5361
    @perriwinkleiii5361 11 місяців тому +4

    On the one hand, I just watched an Alanah Pierce video about how we have to stop giving bad games attention so the publishers wise up and stop putting out half-baked slop.
    On the other hand, I'm perfectly happy if Coney is the only content creator allowed to do it.

  • @Kevmane_the_bird
    @Kevmane_the_bird 11 місяців тому +4

    8:22 This sorta is the idea behind ultrasound therapy? Where instead of using them for immaging, techs use ultrasound machines to aliviate tension in muscles, mostly deeper harder to reach ones.

  • @cmattss4
    @cmattss4 11 місяців тому +10

    Accidentally turned this video on 2x speed, and i regret to inform you all that fast Coney sounds identical to Ben Shapiro

  • @Xanek
    @Xanek 11 місяців тому +42

    Happy New Year and the first vid of 2024!
    Gollum and King Kong both deserve being such bad games to the point that they shouldn't even be called games.

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 11 місяців тому +28

    Coneys animal takes never fail to make my day just that little bit worse

  • @Connor_Kirkpatrick
    @Connor_Kirkpatrick 11 місяців тому +17

    Opening the new year with Mojoposting. Thank you streamer

  • @ThatRedHusky
    @ThatRedHusky 11 місяців тому +10

    Wait until Coney finds out Decibels are logarithmic.

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 11 місяців тому +2

    21:12 stores have been doing stuff like this for decades that shit's not a secret

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 11 місяців тому +6

    19:47 p5t jumpscare lol

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 11 місяців тому +6

    Dude i remember a time where I'd have to get up early and take the train 2 hours to uni and every time I did that I'd get a double beef and egg bagle, it's the craziest nastiest most delicious thing i have ever eaten and I miss the hell out of it! I'm getting nausea just thinking about it. What a delight!

    • @joemkdd
      @joemkdd 11 місяців тому +2

      are you okay dude

  • @Rdotmop
    @Rdotmop 11 місяців тому +3

    Coney made the exact opposite argument regarding ants and whales, you gotta pick one man

  • @rockinon011
    @rockinon011 11 місяців тому +1

    So many smash influencers trying to convince me that NASB / NASB2 is not shovelware made me annoyed with that dev, but now I've flipped and I like them now that I know that they put out dozens of low-quality IP games per year. That's honest work right there.

  • @Noodleb055
    @Noodleb055 11 місяців тому +1

    WHAT 🤨🤨🤨 9:50

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 11 місяців тому +3

    I like the Digital things at mcdonalds, mostly because I'm an App addict so I scan it quickly and go, but yeah on my montly kfc visit that shit makes me spend like 5 bucks more than I usually would. To be fair, the chilli cheese fries FUCK

  • @funkymunky8327
    @funkymunky8327 11 місяців тому +2

    25:06 what's the number 1 HUH?!

  • @romram7984
    @romram7984 Місяць тому

    For some reason, I never associate Mountain Dew with Energy drinks. I only really drink it in the can variations, and even then it's like 1 or 2 a week. But man, the fact it's so high up compared to the other energy drinks where it gives you an overload of Caffeine is kinda crazy to me
    Also huh? How is not fully completing an order a "Secret"? People mess up orders and sometimes they forget something you asked for.
    It's why my family and I usually check bags even after we watched someone put it all in, just to make sure we aren't missing something. The amount of times we didn't check, and were missing something we paid for is too many to count, but it's usually choked up to "Yeah they were busy so I get why they forgot"
    Idk people forget that other people can make mistakes, and they aren't trying to cheat you out of something because they forgot

  • @andymcclurg9916
    @andymcclurg9916 11 місяців тому +2

    Quite possibly the most content-y outro I've ever seen

  • @crobeastness
    @crobeastness 11 місяців тому

    What do you mean Christmas is over? The last day of Christmas is the epiphany on January 6th.

  • @SeikOsito
    @SeikOsito 11 місяців тому +5

    8:21 We know what Coney's ass asked for for Christmas

  • @kennythedragon40
    @kennythedragon40 11 місяців тому

    25:07 I was already zoning out and was fucking shook hearing that lmao

  • @Oshawatt
    @Oshawatt 11 місяців тому +4

    Best vid of the year so far

  • @StriderZessei
    @StriderZessei 11 місяців тому

    What's the name of the music track at the very beginning? It sounds like Mario, but I'm not sure.

  • @Renny_Aeon
    @Renny_Aeon 11 місяців тому

    Hey coney, I’m going to be commentating a state wide tournament in Texas for Texsef and was wondering if you could give me any tips on it. 😅

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 11 місяців тому +2

    Never been an energy drink guy but I started drinking them from time to time lately. Redbull actually tastes allright but all other ones I've tried just tasted almost the same as the one can of regular monster i've had in my life, which is fucking nasty! Recently tried aussie lemonade tho that shit's good! Edit: oh yeah I love Mountain dew but that's like a Soda to me

  • @hardhatlunchpal
    @hardhatlunchpal 11 місяців тому

    A liger doesn't have the ability to know when it's full. This leads to people overfeeding them and making them fucking huge.

  • @superflameking03
    @superflameking03 11 місяців тому

    That worst drinks one is sooooo dumb. "If you take a red bull and dump a bunch of alcohol in it, then it's soooo terrible for you!" That's not red bull's fault, THAT'S JUST HOW ALCOHOL WORKS!

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 11 місяців тому +2

    I fucking love Mountain dew, didn't know it was that bad! I always forget that's an energy drink, Mountain dew's a Soda to me!

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 11 місяців тому +1

    Have not heard of any of the bad games at all exept atla quest for Balance because I love atla and I watched a 1 hour completion Video on it and nothing else. Edit:oh yeah I might have seen a Trailer for gollum, had no idea it was bad, that sucks, it looked rlly cool

  • @hunterculpepper1973
    @hunterculpepper1973 11 місяців тому

    6:11 sonic games some times as well Simpsons wrestling Simpsons road rage and Simpsons skate boarding fun good games Simpsons hit and and run and some others

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 11 місяців тому +1

    Testament looks kinda cool, kinda sad it sucks tbh

  • @samdilophosaur9787
    @samdilophosaur9787 11 місяців тому +1

    18:53 holy shit is that 7-time world champion F1 driver Lewis Hamilton?

    • @Lulu_Lime
      @Lulu_Lime 11 місяців тому

      No, that's the guy from Fortnite.

    • @samdilophosaur9787
      @samdilophosaur9787 11 місяців тому

      @@Lulu_Lime Travis Scott?

  • @furiousgarfer4991
    @furiousgarfer4991 11 місяців тому +2

    Coney please play "Garfield Kart: Furious Racing"

  • @sadluciofrog
    @sadluciofrog 11 місяців тому

    every game on that worst games list was a gamemill game ICANT

  • @MrPsyren99
    @MrPsyren99 11 місяців тому

    Does the states not have chicken mcgriddles on the menu as a normal item?

  • @ALloydRH
    @ALloydRH 11 місяців тому

    25:07 I was gonna say you can't just end a video on this sentence, but you just did XD

  • @sharlockshacolmes9381
    @sharlockshacolmes9381 11 місяців тому

    I don't know what Coney's analysis skills are to not be able to say wich game were good or bad before launch this year but I'm glad I'm not on his level.

  • @TheHomiePopo
    @TheHomiePopo 11 місяців тому

    “Is that shit dense” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 11 місяців тому +1

    Damnit now you made me wanna eat fast food again. I've been doing that way too much lately. Well I'll be driving home tomorrow anyway so it just makes sense to get it...

  • @jakeyfurby
    @jakeyfurby 11 місяців тому

    happy new year coney :3

  • @nathaniallarkin6060
    @nathaniallarkin6060 11 місяців тому +2

    Goddamnit, I fallen for another watch Mojo video

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 11 місяців тому +1

    Lies of P looks awesome!

  • @stonecolda.p.
    @stonecolda.p. 11 місяців тому +1

    2024 is coney’s year

  • @derpydonut6625
    @derpydonut6625 11 місяців тому

    First video of the year is a watchmojo reaction video.

  • @JackgarPrime
    @JackgarPrime 11 місяців тому +1

    GameMill really living up to their name

  • @HerbLopez
    @HerbLopez 11 місяців тому

    The final sentence of this video is perfect

  • @ramata9545
    @ramata9545 11 місяців тому

    the egg come in a roll that they slice off my guy

  • @Lulu_Lime
    @Lulu_Lime 11 місяців тому +1

    GameMill is literally a Game Mill. They be making games!

  • @benji6325
    @benji6325 11 місяців тому

    20:35 Did he actually talk about this the following day?

  • @726Ian
    @726Ian 11 місяців тому

    Aren’t polar bears way stronger than grizzly bears?

  • @hunterculpepper1973
    @hunterculpepper1973 11 місяців тому

    From the makers of big rigs over road racing avatar and incase it loses at being the worst walking dead destines and rise if Kong by the way walking dead destines is the best out of them

  • @oatmeal2goskits492
    @oatmeal2goskits492 11 місяців тому +5

    Coney please redecorate your room. It looks awful. Chat does not know how to make things look good. Every video you upload causes me physical pain to watch because I have to look at the Undertaker and John Cena Kong in the background. When I see your streaming setup, I vehemently shake my fist and vibrate uncontrollably. My anger blinds me and I let it out on my monitor, tearing it apart pixel by pixel. The setup in your videos before you moved made me instantly fall asleep, like a baby being gently rocked. I felt right at home, like there was no place in the world I would rather be, until, that is, the dreaded day of you moving came and my life was sent into a downward spiral. Of all the things that could have possibly happened, this is the very worst thing. Do better Coney. Do better.

  • @illford
    @illford 11 місяців тому

    Coney, you cant just drop that you'd be happpy to get vibrated like that w
    💀

  • @callanharvey6264
    @callanharvey6264 11 місяців тому

    Of course Coney thinks a Gorilla could beat a Bear

  • @person69420w
    @person69420w 11 місяців тому +1

    ok

  • @atwistedb
    @atwistedb 11 місяців тому +2

    Why does Coney want to be vibrated so bad?

  • @saltkeeper44
    @saltkeeper44 11 місяців тому

    That pose in the thumbnail....

  • @mattinscratch
    @mattinscratch 11 місяців тому

    Don’t Dead Open Inside

  • @ItchyBurritoMiniAltThingy
    @ItchyBurritoMiniAltThingy 11 місяців тому +1

    Nasb 2 is not good, honest

  • @gomjabbar6246
    @gomjabbar6246 11 місяців тому

    Coney, you love Brawl, we all know you like bad games.

  • @iblisdoomsong7994
    @iblisdoomsong7994 11 місяців тому

    coney didn't say to like the video and I liked it anyway. I sure hope you all did the same!

  • @thesadfather1239
    @thesadfather1239 11 місяців тому +18

    let’s leave coney in 2023

  • @ZHibiki
    @ZHibiki 11 місяців тому

    An elephant could best literally every animal in that list

  • @drpain5274
    @drpain5274 11 місяців тому

    Coney moment

  • @Gamersgoinblind
    @Gamersgoinblind 11 місяців тому

    I also love bad games! They're very fun

  • @frogfarmer3551
    @frogfarmer3551 11 місяців тому +1

    Why are you so loud

  • @crazycowcraft350
    @crazycowcraft350 11 місяців тому +8

    First 2024 vid