Opie & Anthony: The John & Jeff Beatings (01/19/07-11/01/12)

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  • @jockoadams3377
    @jockoadams3377 3 роки тому +84

    "We're two guys... WHO CAN NO LONGER STAND EACH OTHER!!" -- Opie and Anthony

  • @KC-bg1th
    @KC-bg1th 4 роки тому +93

    Hahaha their wiki page says this:
    _They were most famous for being featured on the infamous Opie and Anthony segment "Jocktober"_

  • @ryanmason9320
    @ryanmason9320 8 років тому +210

    "we're two guys that can't come within 500 feet of an elementary school!"

    • @sulla175
      @sulla175 6 років тому +3

      Christian 681 They're under-age, dummy.

    • @rippindrummer666
      @rippindrummer666 4 роки тому +7

      We’re 2 guys who think if your toilet is clogged you should plunge it!

    • @rippindrummer666
      @rippindrummer666 4 роки тому +2

      We’re 2 guys who think christy Mack was askin for it!

    • @chrisaltobelli
      @chrisaltobelli 2 роки тому +2

      @@rippindrummer666 and that one just killed the bit a year later.

  • @Mlotshaw1
    @Mlotshaw1 7 років тому +325

    "we're two guys who think docking isn't just for ships"

  • @dooberto
    @dooberto 3 роки тому +224

    “We’re two guys who were replaced with Sam Roberts”

    • @BoOgEdYmAn
      @BoOgEdYmAn 2 роки тому +21

      You win

    • @Megathorn23
      @Megathorn23 Рік тому +14

      Ouch…

    • @waterdog1853
      @waterdog1853 Рік тому +7

      Dude.. I thought it and you said it

    • @Gardenhoser86
      @Gardenhoser86 Рік тому +5

      We’re two guys who have clearly exhausted all our Two Guys concepts

    • @Gardenhoser86
      @Gardenhoser86 Рік тому +2

      Ugh just realized Ant pretty much said my dumb line already

  • @nvm7438
    @nvm7438 5 років тому +212

    The fact that the John and Jeff show ended with one of them just not showing up anymore is such an amazing ending to their saga

    • @GG-kn2se
      @GG-kn2se 3 роки тому +47

      Did he move to Thailand

    • @zackcolbourne6921
      @zackcolbourne6921 3 роки тому +50

      We're one guy who...

    • @brianhacker9194
      @brianhacker9194 3 роки тому +13

      @Jules D, One just didn't come to work? LMAO, no reason given?

    • @chattingesque372
      @chattingesque372 3 роки тому +24

      I always leave jobs like that

    • @chainblayde
      @chainblayde 3 роки тому +18

      @@chattingesque372 No reason not to. I’ve given 2 weeks notice maybe once and have yet to struggle finding a job. It’s almost like nobody actually calls references.

  • @internetcomputer1009
    @internetcomputer1009 2 роки тому +32

    I fall asleep to this pretty often. John and Jeff are still doing their job, even from whatever child brothel they currently reside in.

  • @JadeDude1973
    @JadeDude1973 5 років тому +156

    Holy crap, Opie just went to a caller and then told the caller "HOLD ON HOLD ON." That's next-level shit.

    • @jheezwiiz9733
      @jheezwiiz9733 3 роки тому +4

      Fuckn bizarre

    • @zacharykaiser5910
      @zacharykaiser5910 3 роки тому +8

      Because he was “getting a communique.” He loved to use that word

    • @tobymcgroby8967
      @tobymcgroby8967 3 роки тому +6

      @@zacharykaiser5910 I hate when he says that so much... Like he's a secret agent retrieving a message from microfilm in russia... Opie is so unlikable it's actually fascinating.
      5:25 Let's say hi to A- WHOA WHOA HOLD ON HOLD ON!!! I'm getting a communique, it says "Ruin the best show ever by eroding it out from within by being an unbelievable douche"
      ...Okay, maybe a bit wordy. Also, should we mention that Opie still refuses to wash his hands after taking a shit at work, with his 6 days without a shower nutsac stinking up the studio..

    • @patdonovan330
      @patdonovan330 3 роки тому +7

      The mastuh is at work. Tss

    • @tobymcgroby8967
      @tobymcgroby8967 3 роки тому +11

      @Mayor wanna Look, honestly, to be honest with ya, I been doin' radio since eyes 18
      👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

  • @jamesthomison4356
    @jamesthomison4356 4 роки тому +56

    We're two guys who can recite every countries consent laws from memory

  • @dogfacedgod
    @dogfacedgod 4 роки тому +34

    "We're two guys that think that the holes drilled in bathroom stalls aren't just for passing joints!"

  • @LigerFan
    @LigerFan 5 років тому +12

    The world is a lesser place with no John & Jeff Show.

  • @ostsweinen5240
    @ostsweinen5240 9 років тому +207

    Looking at the picture you can immideately tell who's taking trips alone to thailand

    • @bradearthman8332
      @bradearthman8332 9 років тому +6

      ha ha

    • @matthewnugent2256
      @matthewnugent2256 7 років тому +15

      The jewish one

    • @kanemura93
      @kanemura93 6 років тому +39

      It's the same face he makes when he sees the "put your laptop on a separate tray" sign at the airport.

    • @bambitramp5943
      @bambitramp5943 6 років тому +3

      @@Jguthro I think he's just reminiscing about his last encounter with Mongkut...

    • @llewodcm20
      @llewodcm20 5 років тому +2

      @@kanemura93 fucking loled

  • @JaneDoe-zr4px
    @JaneDoe-zr4px 5 років тому +50

    This compilation is an excellent showcase of Opie's terribleness. The screeching, the bombs, the interrupting with dumb noises or repeating. It's all there. How did Jimmy and Ant stand it all those years.

    • @FrostyLuciano
      @FrostyLuciano 2 роки тому +20

      One word… MONEY.

    • @friedporchetta
      @friedporchetta 2 роки тому

      If you’re making MILLIONS and signing long-term contracts, you can tolerate an autistic child for a couple hours, five days a week

    • @opienanthony
      @opienanthony Рік тому +1

      Give it a rest

    • @Onderonable
      @Onderonable Рік тому +1

      ​@@opienanthonyit's never going to stop. Opie was the worst part of his own show.

    • @enjoyer6201
      @enjoyer6201 10 місяців тому

      @@Onderonable he was but he was also a necessary part. You guys are listening to John and Jeff clips years after both shows ended, it was Opie that brought bashing John and Jeff to the show. Anthony and Jimmy were incapable of coming up with good concepts to talk about on a regular basis without him. Look at Anthony and Jimmy now. Jimmy is a shell of his former self, Anthony never has anything worthwhile to listen to. Opie knew how to bring them material they could work with. Most of the bits that people go back to all these years later were brought to the show by Opie. And of course he became disconnected and panicky over the years, he was working with two guys who were going behind his back to shit on him on a daily basis. They even made Twitter accounts to mock him, or at least Anthony did, and Jimmy knew about it. Anthony would trash Opie on the message boards. Many of the hard-core listeners knew it was him, and of course it got back to Opie and of course everyone lied to his face and then called him paranoid on the air when he was right all along. They were sabotaging him on a daily basis. But never to his face. He was hard to work with, but can you imagine dealing with people poisoning the well against you every day? And too weak to confront you to your face? That’s not easy either. All of these idiots crossed each other and they should make up and move on. It does none of them any good. But yeah, keep shitting on only one of them. Because the guy that got caught grooming someone he thought was a 15 year old girl, caught red-handed, told you to hate Opie. That makes sense.

  • @JJJ111JJJ
    @JJJ111JJJ 4 роки тому +46

    "Our fans ARE the shoplifters!". Fawk yeah 👹

    • @jbo4547
      @jbo4547 3 роки тому +4

      You could just feel the awkward energy from that

    • @JohnSmith-xy7jc
      @JohnSmith-xy7jc 2 роки тому +6

      They are the ones who knock!! Fawkin yeah

    • @virginnocence
      @virginnocence 2 роки тому +1

      @@JohnSmith-xy7jc homerun chippa

  • @corkyaherny
    @corkyaherny 10 років тому +168

    opie goes.. the difference is our listeners ARE the shop lifters!!! ... fawwwwwwk yeaaaaa

    • @godislight9231
      @godislight9231 7 років тому +5

      Cory Ahern JEW

    • @bundiclionie1365
      @bundiclionie1365 7 років тому +17

      And guys who steal speakers from Wal-Mart and then leave their 2 year old kid to die in a car crash

    • @rustykuntz94
      @rustykuntz94 6 років тому +3

      You tell em Chip

    • @bushrooster
      @bushrooster 6 років тому +4

      Fahhhkin home run Chippahson

    • @DKCG0113
      @DKCG0113 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@bundiclionie1365oof lmao

  • @AweOriginal
    @AweOriginal 3 роки тому +36

    Opie is the living embodiement of " THERES A TREE ON MY HOUSE"

    • @FrostyLuciano
      @FrostyLuciano 2 роки тому +6

      I wanna see the boat movie

    • @chrisaltobelli
      @chrisaltobelli 2 роки тому +4

      @@FrostyLuciano It's... it's like a battery car.

    • @kieranhardy581
      @kieranhardy581 2 роки тому +1

      @@chrisaltobelli drop me in my head too!

    • @TomMSTie1138
      @TomMSTie1138 2 роки тому

      I hate One Direction!

    • @sirspanky3
      @sirspanky3 Рік тому +1

      I like outback they got a great dessert menu

  • @case1516
    @case1516 3 роки тому +28

    I’ve listened to all these so much that it truly brings me joy when Opie drops a genuinely funny line. You can tell in the earlier days, he’s just having fun and can genuinely be funny and keep up with the theme of the show. I just finished listening to the Terry Clifford beatings and in the final episodes he says that he can fee himself changing and feeling bad for what the were doing. Guess he just changed over time

  • @SighTology
    @SighTology 3 роки тому +19

    10 years later and people are still learning of this guy’s proclivity for young children

  • @andrewperez5550
    @andrewperez5550 3 роки тому +57

    We're two guys who get tired of running into chris hansen everytime we go to meet our internet dates.

    • @russBwright
      @russBwright 3 роки тому +1

      * -go to

    • @jessdckey7712
      @jessdckey7712 3 роки тому +6

      @@russBwright even when you’re right you still look like a loser.

  • @HomekittyL2
    @HomekittyL2 3 роки тому +11

    We're two guys who think you should never let your laptop leave your immediate sight

  • @BrianMurrayPA
    @BrianMurrayPA 5 років тому +63

    “The John and Jeff Show!
    We’re two guys that should have been on the top floors of the north and south towers respectively!”

  • @StonewallJackson304
    @StonewallJackson304 8 років тому +83

    Someone once said that John looks like a ghoul from the fallout series.

    • @CatnamedMittens
      @CatnamedMittens 5 років тому +4

      Absolutely

    • @jimjambananaslam3596
      @jimjambananaslam3596 5 років тому +8

      I bet those Asian children think he's quite the ghoul too.

    • @tobymcgroby8967
      @tobymcgroby8967 4 роки тому +2

      Wow, good call👍

    • @tylercolby1426
      @tylercolby1426 4 роки тому +11

      "We're two guys who don't like bigots who say 'You gotta shoot 'em in the head.'"

    • @jheezwiiz9733
      @jheezwiiz9733 3 роки тому +6

      I GOT SPURS THAT JINGLE JANGLE JINGLE

  • @brian99xt
    @brian99xt 4 роки тому +36

    3:24:45 the perfect example of Opie being Opie...
    Opie interrupts so he can say "ok let's finish the end of this clip."
    Sam: "why?"

    • @tuco1121
      @tuco1121 2 роки тому +5

      Steerin' mighty ships since 18.

  • @TRIIGGAVELLI
    @TRIIGGAVELLI 3 роки тому +14

    The funniest thing about this is Opie doesn't even realize he's listening to an auditory mirror lol.

  •  9 років тому +77

    The John and Jeff Show;
    "We're two guys who think adopting a baby from China shouldn't require all this pesky paperwork."

    • @RealGateGuardian
      @RealGateGuardian 8 років тому +4

      we're two guys who think are PROUDLY on Megan's Law.

    • @thatchumpjoe8985
      @thatchumpjoe8985 7 років тому +14

      The Sedaiv who is this megan slaw girl i never met the lady

    • @3ShotTGK
      @3ShotTGK 7 років тому +7

      Oh uncle paul

    • @rosellitv8054
      @rosellitv8054 5 років тому +2

      *Car Crash Sound*

  • @isaacburrows8405
    @isaacburrows8405 4 роки тому +12

    "If this is the way radio is going were doomed" opie jinxed it

  • @thelaw6267
    @thelaw6267 3 роки тому +10

    1:03:14 Roared with laughter over that promo making it sound like they loved the show.

  • @jameBBgumb
    @jameBBgumb Рік тому +4

    We're two guys who think that if you have to take cream and sugar in your coffee, you don't like coffee!

  • @2187ordnance
    @2187ordnance 11 років тому +23

    someone said Jeff's head looks like a thumb with a face on it
    hahaha

  • @RickBlaze08
    @RickBlaze08 7 років тому +50

    We're two guys who think age of consent is a myth 😂😂

  • @JiggityJack
    @JiggityJack 10 років тому +36

    We're two guys that shop at Victoria's secret for ourselves

    • @3ShotTGK
      @3ShotTGK 7 років тому +4

      JiggityJack the potential was there... At least it's better than the actual promos

    • @tylercolby1426
      @tylercolby1426 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah, does Victoria's Seceret sell kid sized lingerie? 🤣

  • @jessdckey7712
    @jessdckey7712 3 роки тому +3

    We’re two wiiiild and craaazzzy guuuuuys

  • @killustrator
    @killustrator 4 роки тому +13

    “The John and Jeff shoe has been cancelled”
    Anthony immediately makes we’re two guys joke... jimmy makes an even better one.
    Opie: “we’re two guys...”

    • @dogfacedgod
      @dogfacedgod 4 роки тому +6

      The John and Jeff Shoe has been can-soled!

    • @scp--yv1hv
      @scp--yv1hv 3 роки тому +2

      @@dogfacedgod silence.... car crash.

  • @jbvap
    @jbvap 2 роки тому +13

    I hate beating a dead horse. But hearing opie talking about other people not being able to come up with funny or not being able to come back at them is hilarious.

    • @esleyb7968
      @esleyb7968 Рік тому

      No Opie fan here, but opie is like a gazillion times better than these guys

  • @robertstraw9881
    @robertstraw9881 4 роки тому +33

    Opie hated this show so much he decided to copy it for his podcast.

  • @dorpth
    @dorpth 6 років тому +29

    We're two guys who think cars blocking traffic, should be towed!

    • @orsonwelles3465
      @orsonwelles3465 5 років тому +9

      We're two guys who think if you get bad service at a restaurant, you shouldn't tip

    • @BalloonSage
      @BalloonSage 3 роки тому +5

      We’re two guys who believe that if you torture small animals, you should probably see a psychiatrist.

    • @fuckiopussigetti453
      @fuckiopussigetti453 4 місяці тому

      We're two guys who think that if you put your milk in before your cereal, you should be ridiculed

  • @mitch4117
    @mitch4117 3 роки тому +30

    Dude Sam is fucken classic. He sees the funniness in the John and Jeff shitfest while the rest of the guys are done with it. Glad he kept pushing for the guys to follow through with it

    • @EM-du6ch
      @EM-du6ch 2 роки тому +11

      Who wrote this comment sam?

    • @chrisaltobelli
      @chrisaltobelli 2 роки тому +2

      @@EM-du6ch probably was "Sham."

    • @kdot8340
      @kdot8340 Рік тому

      Sam is not "classic"..he's a scrawny chicken nugget eating 40+ year old who looks like a Neanderthal and had to take HGH as a child to grow..dood is 100% a beta male who shouldn't be where he is..Opie is 100x more tolerable to listen to them Sam and little kid giggle laugh.

  • @sloobis
    @sloobis 11 років тому +2

    you're amazing dude. thankyou for introducing me to O and A

  • @brandonobaza8610
    @brandonobaza8610 7 років тому +10

    I like Incredulous Ant. "This _has_ to be some theater of the mind goof show."

  • @dooberto
    @dooberto 3 роки тому +19

    Ant is literally the only reason Opie wasnt part of a John and Jeff show

    • @jaredjones1752
      @jaredjones1752 3 роки тому +2

      Nah. Opie isn't funny, but I wish people would stop acting like Anthony is the only guy in the entire NYC area who could crack good jokes and make funny impressions. Had Opie not discovered Ant, he would've eventually co-hosted with Jay Mohr or Norton, or some other comedian and Ant would still be installing HVAC today. Again, Opie stinks at comedy, but it was Anthony (well, Brother Joe) who had to stand outside WBAB for 6 hours to get his demo tape heard. Never forget that. #FeedNana

    • @dooberto
      @dooberto 3 роки тому +2

      @@jaredjones1752 Ant was starting to make a name for himself in NY radio. He was on stern a few times and a handful of other local stations. props to Opie for grabbing him up, but Opie has said if he didnt grab him someone else was going too. Opie did 10+ years of radio before O&A, they both did shows after O&A and we can see what happened.

    • @nestlesnipes1893
      @nestlesnipes1893 3 роки тому +1

      @@jaredjones1752 What's the new O&A Reddit page these days?

  • @slyjokerg
    @slyjokerg Місяць тому +1

    It is so telling about their relationship that Opie has no idea of what Ant's house is like, but Jimmy does.

  • @metalrockfanatic
    @metalrockfanatic 4 роки тому +24

    "words only nice people use"
    Only someone who has been doing radio since they were 18 could think of something like this. Why does Opie act like he would be anything except a record spinner without Anthony?

    • @TheAjcarbo1224
      @TheAjcarbo1224 3 роки тому +7

      Because he has totally re-written his history and reality about himself. He will never go near anyone from the show, and do a show with them, because he would be forced to confront his truth versus the documented proof of 20 years on air. He would rather address fake troll questions, on his livestream, then actually respond to things Anthony or Yimmy have actually stated.

  • @hUnt94
    @hUnt94 3 роки тому +1

    i was 10 days old when this bit was first mentioned on O&A

  • @rosellitv8054
    @rosellitv8054 5 років тому +15

    1:01:12 “You stay away from me, Jim Norton”

  • @bassgasmask
    @bassgasmask 5 років тому +7

    ah, the old days of FM tak radio in LA: start off the day Howard stern live and rebroadcast, then Sam Rubin 30 min show, followed by FROST, HEIDI and FRANK, then we drive home to Tom Leykis, we start winding down the day with Conway and steckler/whitman show, then lay in bed staring at the cieling with John and Jeff. cant remember what came after but if one was adventurous enough to keep listening you discover some odd/intresting radio shows between midnight and 5 am.

  • @justingentry3747
    @justingentry3747 7 років тому +28

    This is never not funny and I listen to it at least once a month

  • @slyjokerg
    @slyjokerg Місяць тому +1

    Patrice: "I'm just dumb." He never spoke truer words.

  • @tylercolby1426
    @tylercolby1426 4 роки тому +21

    We're two guys who have a folder in our computers named "show prep" that are 3 terabytes that consists of only images for some reason. Lol

  • @dorpth
    @dorpth 6 років тому +20

    MY FAMILY WAS SO POOR GROWING UP THAT WE NEVER GOT A POOL! INSTEAD WE HAD A VEGETABLE GARDEN!

    • @E101ification
      @E101ification 6 років тому +14

      I love how a swimming pool is Opie's understanding of the poverty line. He actually thinks he was poor because he had no pool growing up. The man is a psychopath.

  • @ooyama8136
    @ooyama8136 9 років тому +21

    ANYBODY GOT ANY MORE "NICE" WORDS
    * cricket family reunion *

    • @caesar349
      @caesar349 8 років тому +1

      That was just horrific

    • @shawn576
      @shawn576 8 років тому +1

      Why do you guys give Opie such a hard time? He fucks up, but he gets a lot of things right. When a bit doesn't work, he moves on.

    • @Anfubvinch
      @Anfubvinch 8 років тому +2

      Shawn Smith Because some people are fucking sheep. And some people just cannot enjoy anything without bitching about it

    • @E101ification
      @E101ification 6 років тому +4

      @@shawn576 You're wrong. 90% of the time he 'moved on' from a bit, the bits were working fine, _he_ just wasn't personally enjoying them. And when anyone else fucked up in that studio - literally everyone - they would all make fun of that person, and that person would laugh at themselves, except Opie, who was so thin skinned he actually instructed producers not to include too many of his lines in the 'Bombs & Flubs' segments. If being a hypocritical self obsessed narcissist borderline sociopath isn't enough for you, add the fact that he was painfully unfunny 99% of the time.
      It is not a bandwagon. It is not 'cool' to hate him. He's just a cunt, plain and simple.
      If you still have any doubts go look up his own video of him holding a dollar bill out to an amputee child beggar instead of putting it in the child's collection cup so the amputee child has to struggle to hold it in his stumps. The man is a sociopath.

    • @mitch4117
      @mitch4117 3 роки тому +4

      @@shawn576 he’s just common.. plain and simple. Never had an original thought in his life

  • @eucaine
    @eucaine 11 років тому +1

    This is perfect. I was just lamenting what a shame it is that they can't feature John and Jeff anymore on Jocktober.

  • @SnarkticonDM
    @SnarkticonDM 2 роки тому +2

    I love how they did the Chris Hanson bit THEN find out John goes to Thailand

  • @mikeperry7335
    @mikeperry7335 8 років тому +29

    so John and Jeff were like the Opie show

    • @E101ification
      @E101ification 6 років тому +6

      Hey, come on, they weren't _that_ bad.

  • @NothingToPointOut24
    @NothingToPointOut24 8 років тому +80

    Opie's "were two guys" jokes are worse than the actual John and Jeff ones

    • @RealGateGuardian
      @RealGateGuardian 8 років тому +7

      we're two guys who think ciminals are bad people!

    • @chriskyle9713
      @chriskyle9713 8 років тому +2

      +Jeffrey Hinkle what's your favourite flavour little boy?

    • @MelBee128
      @MelBee128 5 років тому +6

      You didn't like that totally original, never been done before reach-around joke?

    • @JaneDoe-zr4px
      @JaneDoe-zr4px 5 років тому +10

      The Opie and Jeff Show

    • @robertstraw9881
      @robertstraw9881 4 роки тому +4

      That’s because he worse than John and Jeff but he lucked out when he met Anthony.

  • @mikehunt9884
    @mikehunt9884 3 роки тому +6

    every time patrice and ant are having an interesting discussion, opie is there to bring it back to his dumb radio bit.

  • @RoastyBunz
    @RoastyBunz 9 років тому +15

    32:45
    'Jimmy was not here when we really needed him'
    Oh Opie... If only you knew

    • @tarrasque419
      @tarrasque419 5 років тому +4

      I needed you that day..

    • @joeyslap426
      @joeyslap426 2 роки тому

      What, that he was trying to get a TV career going so he wouldn't have to do radio anymore?

  • @benwood7174
    @benwood7174 3 роки тому +9

    Just 2 guys that think $5 foot longs are a great deal until they found out they were sandwiches.

  • @FortunateJuice
    @FortunateJuice 7 років тому +27

    Patrice's "early morning rapes" line was top 5 all time of everything he's ever said.

  • @lhmmhl1
    @lhmmhl1 5 років тому +43

    God its sad listening to opie try SO hard.

    • @lhmmhl1
      @lhmmhl1 4 роки тому +4

      @Pat Fry big op fan? He has his place dont get me wrong. Making jokes obv isnt it.

    • @bretthatesgirlsify
      @bretthatesgirlsify 4 роки тому +5

      L E T S M A K E A L I S T

    • @robertstraw9881
      @robertstraw9881 4 роки тому +4

      Words nice people say
      🤮🤮🤮🤮
      Shut up you douche

  • @jmhis34
    @jmhis34 4 роки тому +4

    The Ike and Tina caller made me spit out my coffee!

  • @FortunateJuice
    @FortunateJuice 4 роки тому +18

    5:14:17 my favorite moment from this whole compilation. Ant's revelation that this show is just "nonsense" and the decry that this is the worst show ever featured.

  • @nekad2000
    @nekad2000 11 років тому +9

    We're a couple of robots that have mainstream opinions. Whoa, look out!

  • @billymartin6646
    @billymartin6646 4 роки тому +8

    "We're two guys who think if you give a 12 year old a foot job, you are twice the PEDo-file we are."

  • @darwincordoba4274
    @darwincordoba4274 11 років тому +1

    thanks steven! this (along with scott @todd) are the best jocktobers...

  • @ncaeon
    @ncaeon 2 роки тому +2

    I didn't mind Opie on this one. He made me laugh a few times.

    • @LabrnMystic
      @LabrnMystic Рік тому

      Hope he needed to stay in the moment and stop worrying about the online Reddit people talking conspiracy and hate.
      Besides "steering the ship" he was a good shitster, he could bring up confrontation, like the Bernie Getz or the poker chips. He even unironically said whereas Howard won't let you be funny than him, we let you do that on the show.
      Well you used to, Opie.

  • @phanatic215
    @phanatic215 11 років тому +23

    Two dislikes...we know "two guys" that would hate this video

  • @PeteJohnWilson
    @PeteJohnWilson 11 років тому +2

    That was exhausting but enjoyable to listen to. i read on their Facebook page they may come back and do daytime radio. Would love that.

  • @jockoadams3377
    @jockoadams3377 5 років тому +5

    "We're two guys...who join three of our male friends for dinner at Five Guys."

  • @DangerMenace
    @DangerMenace 11 років тому +7

    "We're two hacks--"

  • @kevinericsnell4092
    @kevinericsnell4092 7 років тому +9

    3:01:27 Damn, Patrice & Ant doing quick & seamless improv. Good times.

    • @E101ification
      @E101ification 6 років тому +4

      Yes, but I can't help feel it could have been improved by Opie interrupting to change the subject.

  • @MrJimmyTide
    @MrJimmyTide 5 років тому +15

    Out of all the more clever "we're two guys..." jokes, the one that got me was the abruptly-ended, "We're two gays". :P

  • @Demendred
    @Demendred 11 років тому +1

    We all appreciate it none the less.

  • @luapssub2415
    @luapssub2415 7 років тому +10

    They’re sweet boys

  • @Regal805
    @Regal805 11 років тому +6

    Hold my hand man!!!!

  • @qubeh1203
    @qubeh1203 9 років тому +10

    i miss john and jeff almost as much as i miss scorch.
    number 1 was construction worker btw.

  • @FirstLast-lb2eq
    @FirstLast-lb2eq 9 років тому +35

    We're 2 guys who think AZT should be sold over the counter

    • @RealGateGuardian
      @RealGateGuardian 8 років тому +7

      we're two guys who think thay child protection laws are over rated.

    • @tarrasque419
      @tarrasque419 5 років тому +3

      We're 2 guys who think it's not gay if it's 2 straight guys

  • @brucegrossman3531
    @brucegrossman3531 Рік тому +1

    Working on the 4th and this is my soundtrack.

  • @PrinceAkkanatan
    @PrinceAkkanatan 4 роки тому +10

    47:00 Love everyone putting Opie's dumb attempt at starting a bit on the Pay no mind list like 3 times!

    • @advancedraymondology2914
      @advancedraymondology2914 4 роки тому +1

      Oh my god. Enough with the Opie shit. They literally did the list and had fun with it. You dudes are so cringe.

    • @TrevorScanlan
      @TrevorScanlan 3 роки тому +3

      It's funny to see the people that identify with Opie get upset when they make fun of their jokeless daddy

  • @daleshackleford1389
    @daleshackleford1389 3 роки тому +7

    you can tell that the pic of them in this video is from a live event of theirs. and it looks like(and im being serious) an O&A fan was in the crowd, and yelled out a "Thailand" joke which made the one feel awkward and the other nervously laugh at him.

  • @KR1736
    @KR1736 11 років тому +2

    That Kevin meany clip is just awesome

  • @CinemaBiohazard
    @CinemaBiohazard 11 років тому +6

    "We're two guys who have six hours and eighteen minutes worth of proof that nobody listened to these schmucks!"

  • @mayonator666
    @mayonator666 3 роки тому +5

    im.... i’m actually mad they didn’t tell me the #1 spot on the list....

    • @BTakes138
      @BTakes138 Місяць тому

      It was probably Howard Stern and Opie was too salty to say it.

  • @randommanwill802
    @randommanwill802 Рік тому +4

    1:21:53 Opie complaining about the safe radio John and Jeff do while he says the phrase "bomp 'em on the nose or something" is more cringe than I can handle...

  • @bunnyrubyjanee
    @bunnyrubyjanee 8 років тому +7

    TACS should Jocktober Opie sometime

    • @E101ification
      @E101ification 6 років тому +2

      Check out Who Are These Podcasts? They jocktobered Opie's god-awful podcast and now have a feature every week where they do a mini-jocktober of Opie's latest episode. Anthony even had them on TACS.

  • @kazoshay
    @kazoshay 11 років тому

    Slow day at my office job = me probably listening to this whole fucking thing. thanks!

  • @LigerFan
    @LigerFan 7 років тому +9

    Too bad O& are no longer together. I'd like to see a "The John & Jeff Show - Where Are They Now?"

    • @markdavis2369
      @markdavis2369 2 роки тому

      Ones dead

    • @joeyslap426
      @joeyslap426 2 роки тому

      @@markdavis2369 AIDS?

    • @chrisaltobelli
      @chrisaltobelli 2 роки тому +3

      @@markdavis2369 wait for real?
      Was it from an angry father in an airport?

  • @hollywoodliberal1
    @hollywoodliberal1 11 років тому +5

    the litle kid saying 'you stay away from me Jim Norton' is a crack up

  • @HiVlogImDad
    @HiVlogImDad Рік тому +2

    Wtf is Opie Asking at 29:20? Who do you talk to “after paying your food bill?”

  • @superstraight8402
    @superstraight8402 6 років тому +9

    13:22 did opie just say it wasn’t “his cup of tea”? Didn’t he give Amelia “the hole” from Mickey spiegel and Amelia show HELL for saying they weren’t her “cup of tea”?! Lol what a coincidence, opie happens to be the hole of this show... I guess that’s “hole” saying.

  • @DCI_LeoDan_
    @DCI_LeoDan_ 3 роки тому +11

    "The John and Jeff Beatings" sounds like a series of hate crimes committed against a homosexual couple.

    • @borrisg4972
      @borrisg4972 3 роки тому +1

      Before I ever actually listened to it, I thought "The Terry Clifford Beatings" was about a woman who got savagely beaten down by gang members or something...
      I'm like "yeah she's fat and fatties deserve it, but still-- that poor lady".
      Then I actually listened to it, and my response was EXACTLY the same as before listening...
      😪🖕💦🐷

    • @fuckiopussigetti453
      @fuckiopussigetti453 Рік тому

      @@borrisg4972 to quote Patrice "this poor woman."

    • @mike2590rrr
      @mike2590rrr Рік тому

      @@borrisg4972 Hey, she's a nice lady!

  • @DROPMEADEAGLEBRAH
    @DROPMEADEAGLEBRAH 11 років тому

    cutting edge stuff here they are wild

  • @sdot5389
    @sdot5389 3 роки тому +28

    The irony of Ant bagging on a guy for perving on young girls….

    • @chrisaltobelli
      @chrisaltobelli 2 роки тому +2

      Shit the irony of him actually knowing Chris Hansen and not being caught is higher.

    • @virginnocence
      @virginnocence 2 роки тому +4

      Lmao Ant messaged a troll posing as a 15 year old saying he'd like to take her out and "maybe kiss" her.

    • @grilledlettuce1845
      @grilledlettuce1845 2 роки тому

      @Yzma Reta his ass

    • @grilledlettuce1845
      @grilledlettuce1845 2 роки тому +2

      @Yzma Reta lol I haven't heard of it except in YT comments and I'm a pretty big Ant fan still. Knowing how lots of people hate his "racism" I'd imagine everyone would jump on it and make a big stink out of it

  • @mrjeremyleblanc
    @mrjeremyleblanc 6 років тому +37

    Is Opie a Make-A Wish kid but just never died so they continued to run with it into his adulthood?

    • @E101ification
      @E101ification 6 років тому +3

      If I could give you 100 thumbs up I would.

    • @mrjeremyleblanc
      @mrjeremyleblanc 4 роки тому +5

      @silantbill 100 percent. John and Jeff weren't entertaining, but at least they don't stroke their ego in one breath, stomp their feet and whine the next.

    • @adamcarbo73
      @adamcarbo73 4 роки тому +4

      What's most amazing is he attacks all the other radio shows, as if he was responsible for 99 percent of the memorable audio from the show. His fake laugh alone was douche chillingly abysmal. Then he attacked people for fake laughs.

    • @mrjeremyleblanc
      @mrjeremyleblanc 4 роки тому +1

      Opie was out there for years openly obsessed with Howard Stern. The minute Stern says anything, Opie had to cry and complain at length. Can you imagine if John and Jeff, or any of the victims of Jocktober reacted the way Opie did anytime Howard called O&A trash? He is the worst. I don't find John and Jeff entertaining, but I respect the fact they didn't go on a 15 minute rant because they took something too personal in a radio feud

    • @adamcarbo73
      @adamcarbo73 4 роки тому +2

      @@mrjeremyleblanc Maybe he did shit like that, because he had nothing else to contribute, so he started drama with Howard. One of the most unbelievable aspects, was Opie being around funny people for over a decade, and none of it ever rubbed off on him. The only time I recall him legitimately laughing, was when he would piss of Jimmy by having Bobo or Lady Di on. He wasn't funny, nor interesting or intellectual on any level. I say that not as an insult but factual reality. Also his voice isn't pleasant on the ears.
      I have a legitimate question. When did he become wet mouthed like Vos? In the later years you can hear the slip n slide mouth when he ramped up to say any F words, especially Fuck. When did that happen and why. It wasn't always like that. He would have been a good radio dj, who only spoke a country minutes an hour and used his phony radio voice. People who defend him talk about the behind the scenes show prep, yet in reality he had nothing to do with it. Sam and Travis did that. Even Ray Liotta sensed his awfulness.....is he sick? Lol he lacked any nuance. It was either say nothing or do something outrageous like cake stomping. As the only college educated person, one would think he would be the smarter one. But he was just a frat boy grown up, and it never evolved from there. His resentment became blatantly apparent, so he would intentionally wreck the flow if he felt he wasn't included. I loved when Vos called him out for the pandering line. When he would take calls praising a line he said that got no response. The ultimate douche chills. I would be so uncomfortable even doing that as a joke, yet he did that with zero hint of irony. How about spending some of those millions to hire someone to help read better, or work to better his pronunciation skills. Who didn't love when he said the word Taaaaaste.

  • @girlwithgreenhairpfp
    @girlwithgreenhairpfp 6 років тому +4

    I cannot tell you the level of fury I am feeling not knowing what the number 1 answer was.

    • @chrisaltobelli
      @chrisaltobelli 6 років тому +4

      Construction worker

    • @OniMorter
      @OniMorter 4 роки тому +3

      @@chrisaltobelli Construction worker was #6

  • @xg4bx
    @xg4bx 11 років тому +50

    He looks like Earthworm Jim

  • @LigerFan
    @LigerFan 8 років тому +3

    Anyone got any details on if it was John or Jeff who wasn't showing up for work at the end and why?

  • @gervsmerchpilk
    @gervsmerchpilk Рік тому +2

    I have to admit, "Diabetical" made me laugh

  • @edrasperez7827
    @edrasperez7827 7 років тому +6

    Lol I used to catch a bit of the John and Jeff show waiting for the Howard stern show and lmao yes I used to feel creeped out by them

  • @3ShotTGK
    @3ShotTGK 3 роки тому +3

    Patrice beat in the studio for this was some of the most entertaining and godlike comedy ever.

  • @AlbertV90
    @AlbertV90 2 роки тому +1

    @1:00:57 their parody of The John & Jeff Show promo is hilarious. LMFAO!