I swear he fucks up the most easiest jobs. How can you not put paint in a cup? And also with that playing shit and the fort? What is he 7? He thinks this shit is a game lol. Gotta use common sense bro
I was. I knew that something would have to go wrong when its Jesse. And you does he think he is slacking off in the corner and being on his phone. What a fucking lazy person he is. I get so frustrated at him.
I actually felt embarrassed watching him, he should stop being such a smart ass and should just follow orders, he should also stop pestering his employers by asking how much he's getting payed and should also show some respect and enthusiasm.
+Patriot1Fan247 Yeah like when he was filling the paintballs. its the easiest thing to do. ive been doing that since i was ten playing paintball and filling pods.
Can't say i've tried eating paint balls and I probably wouldn't and don't say i should try one. Maybe i'd try throwing a paint ball at Jesse or firing one at him, if i could.
+♥MochiiKatx♥ Yeah pretty much same here. I don't understand how somebody can actually believe PAINT can taste like CANDY. That part stressed me out so much
For all the kids watching, real life doesn't work this way. You're never going to walk into a place and have them let you around equipment or merchandise. You become a liability to them. This is all for the show, just keep that in mind.
Sora [Kingdom Hearts] I remember when he got his own house he wanted to host a pool party for his 8 year old juggles in like wtf?! If the pony tail doesn’t make him creepy, that would
@@bigbossandpawla3607 I’ve seen it, especially for something like this, a paintball workshop will actually test you and let you interact with equipment to see if you can do something, it just depends on what the job is
WORD ORIGINS - Chromosome is a word derived from the Greek word "khroma", meaning "color" and "soma", meaning "body". This probably refers to a chromosome's "colored body" under a microscope.
Employer: "Jesse I want you to move this piece of paper 2 inches to the left, when you're done, come back to me" *3 hours later* Jesse: "Yeah, I lost the paper, when am I getting paid though?"
I can never watch these types of vlogs before I go to bed bc they make me so mad when he doesn't know how to do something that a twelve year old could😂
I dont think anyone watching these videos would feel bad if you layed down the camera and got a fucking job, there is no reason you cant still film after work
Let's sum up the last few "Jesse works a job" vids. Jesse acts like he's thrilled to do the job Jesse gets to the job and acts like this is the first time he has ever left the house and acts naive to everything said to him, (like in the glass blowing vid, he acts like he needs to be shown step by step how to sweep up a mess), Jesse acts disappointed when he realizes he's going to only do the work typically given to new employees, Jesse then contemplates how much he hates the job because he's having a hard time doing the simplest of tasks, Jesse then does something stupid like breaks something and loses the job or runs away from the job and quits.
I'm sure no matter how many jobs he tries to apply for he'll be rejected regardless due to the camera. Why not due videos before and/or after work Jesse?
I've never seen a more incompetent human. All he had to do was pour paintballs into a contain and he couldn't even do that much without fucking up spectacularly.
+Blade Solo You're right, it is easy. It's literally scooping shit into a fucking funnel and he still fucks it up. Then he literally starts running around playing pretendzies or some shit.
This is literally the easiest job, and he some how fucks it up. That's Jesse for ya.
Yeah...
+YerMilkSer
That's acting for you.
All these jobs are so easy and i literally think about how i could do it much better than him
+YerMilkSer ikr like did you see when he told him to dump the paint balls into that thing and he was purposely dropping em out
+Andreas Hallstensson Official that's sad
Guy: This is a job you can't mess up
Me: He'll find a way, don't worry.
Inevitable
Yeah! That's what he always does!!
+SomeRandomZeldaFan I hate when people doubt jesses stupidity LMAO
So true if it's him lol
+SomeRandomZeldaFan Yes he will, yes he will...
You should make these a series called "How to get fired before you're hired"
Hahhaha
Jesse still acts like a little kid how can corn deal with this game Jesse Made cat and mouse WTF!!
How to get fired when your not hired?
Right.
Right.
I hate how disrespectful he is when he's being offered a job
prkr that’s the point.
Exactly
Jesse the type of dude to prank himself on April Fools Day.
😂😂
Lol
W
Omg lol😄😅
That was funny
jesse the type of guy to get fired on the first day for being lazy
L
L
L
L
Yep, never learns
Jesse the type of dude to think hes getting payed before he gets hired
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true
+Evan Hilde
it seems like that's everyone these days
I swear he fucks up the most easiest jobs. How can you not put paint in a cup? And also with that playing shit and the fort? What is he 7? He thinks this shit is a game lol. Gotta use common sense bro
Matthew Popidinski Jesse doesn't have common sense
my god that job is so simple even a twelve year old could do it but jesse is over here screwing up already....
WTF THIS IDIOT. HE HAS A MIND LESS THEN A 2 YEARS OLD
I know right
Replying to yourself lmao
"You get one more week Jesse..."
"April fools" *destroys everything*
Nice
I wish these volgs on him trying to get a job are trash
+Josue Suarez I don't think for very long
+Alina R. giphy.com/gifs/ren-tantrum-kylo-vmW5ho3bQjICk
I hope his dad destroys everything he has
who else was skipping through the video waiting for jesse to f up
Me
I was. I knew that something would have to go wrong when its Jesse. And you does he think he is slacking off in the corner and being on his phone. What a fucking lazy person he is. I get so frustrated at him.
I meant who in that comment
I was
Didn't you see that he kept messing up putting balls in a pod? 😂
Dose it piss anyone else Off when he was running around playing
Me.
Me!!!
+nyjae gaylor ikr friggsakes dude.. then this videos today hideing in a fort.. just anger
Yeah it also pissed me off when he kept wishing the paintballs
+Brent Williams he ate the paintballs too. He's stupid and clumsy
I actually felt embarrassed watching him, he should stop being such a smart ass and should just follow orders, he should also stop pestering his employers by asking how much he's getting payed and should also show some respect and enthusiasm.
Big FAT Factss
you kinda have to ask how much your getting payed lol
@@hunterstewart3670 exactly my thought lmao
Jesse, the type of nigga to get fired before he gets hired
true
L
Lol yea true
W
Hahahahahahha true
The reason you don't get jobs is you don't follow instructions or do things your not supossed to do
Facts
You speak the truth
+Ian Ward yup
+Patriot1Fan247 Yeah like when he was filling the paintballs. its the easiest thing to do. ive been doing that since i was ten playing paintball and filling pods.
+Patriot1Fan247 Obviously.. He doesn't want a job anyways. That's the reason...
jesse: Is it all right to cuss?
Man: it is frowned upon
jesse: Oh shit
He’s not wrong though, but every warehouse job people cuss
19:46-19:50 I started cracking up when he fell. 😂😂😂😂😂
When the video starts with Jesse acting like a crazy deer, I know he is a lost cause
Lol
+Arturo Atoyan he was making horse noises deer don't sound like horses
+Arturo Atoyan lmao I'm dead😂😂😂
+Arturo Atoyan right 😂😂
+Arturo Atoyan well his dad did have some bloody hands??
please tell me your acting if not jesus christ your dad is right get a life
19:44
+DarkMen701 WWII Confirmed.
I can't believe that he actually chewed a paintball... Who's actually THAT dumb?
+Cece Fizzy someone who wants to get poisoned
Don't worry Frank he is.
Jesses the type of guy that would eat a paint ball and think he's playing Pac-man.
*you're*
😂😂😂that's about right
LEMMY!
Can't say i've tried eating paint balls and I probably wouldn't and don't say i should try one. Maybe i'd try throwing a paint ball at Jesse or firing one at him, if i could.
ikr
i was embarrassed watching this
why??
truee😂😂
Faith in humanity lost haha
Same
Young420Reckless same I'm a cleaer
This could be a new UA-cam Red show..
"How to get fired your first day"
Yeah
Yeah "Terrible employees"
+theinator25 lmao
Best idea ever
Genius
I don't know why but every time he dropped all of them balls I would just cringe and think "they are not going to accept him whatsoever"
Yep
same here
Same
But then again I would have probably done the same thing
Same
I feel like Iam watching a episode of spongegbob when Patrick is trying to get a trophy by working with Spongegbob lol
true
The episode name is "Big Pink Loser".
Even Patrick is smarter than Jesse
Jesse reminds me more of Stanley
+Gramarson95 tiling class Stafford either way zero is smarter than jesse
This is so hard to watch, you literally can't do simple things ffs...
It felt pretty real. Pretty decent filming and acting and writing.
DaLeDv how does it feel knowing it’s fake now you stupid sob?
@@gordonramsay6286 sob🤣
Who else died laughing when jesse fell lol
Yeah
What time does that happen??
+Crazy Alex 2016 19:34
Me
+Eric Cartman yeah, i was hoping he would get wrapped up in the pallet
How cam you mess up putting balls into a pot? If you can't do that God help you finding a job
I don't even think he can shit in the bowl with that lack of motor skills.
yes after he gets told not to let the balls fall what happened?
Yea like really he's dumb but true
Amen
He's so fucking dumb I cringe every video I watch by him
I literally had to pause the video and rest my head in my hands saying, "Oh my god.." when he ate that paintball
Lol
JoJo Love El Oh El :p
+♥MochiiKatx♥ Yeah pretty much same here. I don't understand how somebody can actually believe PAINT can taste like CANDY. That part stressed me out so much
Crazy luke Right lmao same
Crazy luke Sometimes I feel like his IQ is -3
For all the kids watching, real life doesn't work this way. You're never going to walk into a place and have them let you around equipment or merchandise. You become a liability to them. This is all for the show, just keep that in mind.
I'm a kid and I'm smart enough to know that but thanks for telling me something I know already.
Its cause half of his fans are like 8 And don’t know what a series is
Yeah I figured that was just for the show. I wish it was that easy though, but ya gotta go through background check and skill
Sora [Kingdom Hearts] I remember when he got his own house he wanted to host a pool party for his 8 year old juggles in like wtf?! If the pony tail doesn’t make him creepy, that would
@@bigbossandpawla3607 I’ve seen it, especially for something like this, a paintball workshop will actually test you and let you interact with equipment to see if you can do something, it just depends on what the job is
This whole channel is a April fools joke
Lmao
W
W
W
+XxMudgeSn1pezxX W
spits on floor when theres a garbage can two feet to the side of him
Ikr
Jesse the type of guy to fart in the toilet then flush
Jessie the type of nigga to drop paintballs and stand on one
You say that every time
A 12 year old can do that job and you can't do it
+Tripp Bmx i would fucking kill to have a job right now and im 14! cmon jesse
Cory higgins dude same here
"I like a challenge"
The boy can't even put paintballs in a funnel
That's what I was thinkin
+Kyle Willoughby When is that part?
+Alec Bryant 16:23
0:00 was he born with a few extra chromosomes?
Yep
+Christian Bello #Pray_for_Jessie
Hahaha
+Dinkey Miller I ain't praying for him
WORD ORIGINS - Chromosome is a word derived from the Greek word "khroma", meaning "color" and "soma", meaning "body". This probably refers to a chromosome's "colored body" under a microscope.
Can't wait to see what his dad destroys next
+Juan Geraghty More like what Jesse destroys next
+RainicK HD XD
That's the only reason I watch this channelXD
+Juan Geraghty Jesse already fucking up this job haha
Right next video is gonna be psycho dad destroys room in Morton Building
I like how he still manages to screw up the easiest jobs
If he did everything right it wouldn't be entertaining.
Any one else cringing so hard right now
Yep
+Jason Dieppa ikr
What does cringe mean
Omg I was throughout the whole thing 😂😂
Yep
Jesse your really wondering if there is a job for testing paintball guns when your afraid to shoot a pellet gun LMAO😂😂😂
lol
True
good point
Pellet guns are more dangerous?
+ApexMayhem depends
It's getting annoying that he can't do the simplest thing right
ikr
Yep...his immaturity screws him over
+Jamaari Bowen It's surprising that he is still alive.
+previews reviews true
+Jamaari Bowen YEs for real he is fucking his chances with evrything!
He's so cringey now
Fr
He was always cringy he didn't just turn cringy now lol 😂😂😂
yep
Tf do you mean
What do you mean by now hes always been cringey.
Jesse the type of guy to make the sound of a horse while wearing deer antlers
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+DrizzyDrake1 what does w mean?
+Shinny nich win
Employer: "Jesse I want you to move this piece of paper 2 inches to the left, when you're done, come back to me"
*3 hours later*
Jesse: "Yeah, I lost the paper, when am I getting paid though?"
Jesse, I can load this paintballs better then you...
AND I DONT HAVE FINGERS
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Your the best Peter
D
Peter you're a fucking savage fly.
I bet a four year old can do it better
How does jesse screw up putting balls into a bucket
Pissing on them will do that
He honestly gives me a headache
Same
same
+Trey Eclipse Ditto >.
Then don't watch the videos dumbass
so why do you watch it
I can never watch these types of vlogs before I go to bed bc they make me so mad when he doesn't know how to do something that a twelve year old could😂
Exactly!!!!!
Yeas
Preach man I literally skipped forward because I don't wanna see this bullshit I'm 19 and do more complicated jobs then he has to do like Wtf
Finally Somebody Said it 😂
+David wright true bro it akes me mad like is he trying to get fired the first day
19:48 XD DEAD
+Psycho Dad Hey! I'm a big fan!
Ask you to
He's playing video games lol
"Paintballs taste like candy" you learn something new everyday
Do these little kids still believe this is real?
They do. dumb gullible little shits
+Team Leafy Wel i blieve itz reel
And proud 👌🏾 juggie 4 life
Funny thing is I used to. Now it's just blatantly obvious lol
Probably
Jesse Is So Childish. How you mess up putting paintball in and out of a cup??????
I know right
Ikr!!!
+Kxrisma Slays Stupid thats what he is.
He fucked up on purpose it's so obvious
+Kxrisma Slays can't fix stupid if you looked up stupid it would have Jesse Picture
Jesse the type of guy to get a job at Area 51 and ask to film
+XxMudgeSn1pezxX Sir please hold this W
who else came to the comments to see if he screwed up?
+classicgoldenman what?!
+Matt Rodriguez kk
me
Me
me
I would love that job! It's so easy!
even though it’s a series it annoys me how he messes up on the EASIEST thing possible
Gaming Wolfyz Fr dude I agree
@@monkey5911 Lmao ikrrrr. it annoys me even more that i’m entertained by it
Easy jobs are just test
They'll test you how good you are and if do they'll hire you they want see you if you got any skills
Packing paintball looks so easy!! Why can’t I find a job like that ?!?!
I'm sure u could but u definitely wouldn't just be doing that all day u would be doing other things.
5 years on and still the best series on UA-cam by far loved them then and love them now
My favorite series is AGP. Psycho series is my 2nd favorite
I love how all the employees are making fun of you in your face.
I dont think anyone watching these videos would feel bad if you layed down the camera and got a fucking job, there is no reason you cant still film after work
Exactly
True that
Very true
I agree 100%
His brother does it so why can't he
YOOOO HE ACTUALLY ATE THE PAINT BALL IM DONE, NEVER WATCHING A VIDEO AGAIN LMAOOO
Same
Same
Same
+asvpxalxn when
+asvpxalxn LMFAO
The beginning..5 seconds in and I'm already done with Jesse for the day
Even though I know it's a series, it still HURTS to watch this
I definitely feel you.
I am 16 and i can last longer at a job than he can, sad right?
+Mason Cross I meant that he's like 25
I know that's what I was thinking
Yeah lol
+Ben Cool true
Who else thinks he's gonna get fired
#cringe
me
+Karel S. Jr. Psycho boss fires him.
Me
me myself and i
Oh my god, I cringed every time he spilled them. That's the easiest and funnest job ever and he fucked it up
Yeah true. It's all an act though.
Let's sum up the last few "Jesse works a job" vids. Jesse acts like he's thrilled to do the job Jesse gets to the job and acts like this is the first time he has ever left the house and acts naive to everything said to him, (like in the glass blowing vid, he acts like he needs to be shown step by step how to sweep up a mess), Jesse acts disappointed when he realizes he's going to only do the work typically given to new employees, Jesse then contemplates how much he hates the job because he's having a hard time doing the simplest of tasks, Jesse then does something stupid like breaks something and loses the job or runs away from the job and quits.
+John Case Yeah pretty much
lets not
It's obvious he was trying to spilt them
^spill^
+emma barksdale ikr
I have a question for you do you think Jesse sometimes messes up because he is nervous?
And to spill on purpose
+Chubby Wummy when's this gonna end cuz it's starting to get boring
Jesse is the type of guy to hide during work and play on his phone.
+Landon Farrow i mean, it already happened, back when he was working the canvas shop he hid in the bathroom on his phone for like an hour
I do this
Wow! Can you tell the future? He did that in his pt 2!
+Tigger43 he just did it lmao
+Tigger43 he did that this video.
5 Years Ago and this is still a great series.
Paul: you can’t mess this up
Jesse: *messes it up horrendously*
God, please help little jess... Give his some sense of focus...
Lol
+Alla tatevosian please god give him good acting
+Alla tatevosian that is so true at the end imagine if I guy came and said VERY VERY LOUD THIS " JESSE WHAT ARE YOU DOING.YOUR FIRED"
I know right
+Alla tatevosian You cannot help - i am the anti-christ
I love the April fools day prank they played on jesse 😂😂😂 so good!
I'm sure no matter how many jobs he tries to apply for he'll be rejected regardless due to the camera. Why not due videos before and/or after work Jesse?
Exactly
because its funny to see how much he is stupid and not capable of not fucking up at his interview
Work hard the play hard I don't see why he's so bad at working.
could be a cop
news repoter
"I like challengers" can't even pack balls 😂😂😂😂😂
The fact is not only you got April fools u eat a pant ball
Paint*
*you
Jesses the type of guy that fails on the first day of a job
+Espio the Swager more like first second of his job.
+Espio the Swager no jesse is the type of bitch to fail in the first 5 minutes of a job
I've never seen a more incompetent human. All he had to do was pour paintballs into a contain and he couldn't even do that much without fucking up spectacularly.
OMG he said he likes a "Challenge" but cant load balls into a bag like tf
Ya its stupid
@@browncatwithblurredbackgro2461 I ment Cameron Greene comment is right
You have 6 more days Jess! Stay tuned for Eagles Landing Part 2!!
+Psycho Dad You have two weeks before your account is terminated due to retulicy.
@@JASOWNCHECKOVCheckOutNOW Did it happen?
like it how he doesnt even try looks like a skit again ?
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Grammar kid
Im 13 and i would love this job because i could make money and its so easy
Same
And Jes is a grown man (kind of) and he is shit at it :P
Word
SAME BRO
+Blade Solo You're right, it is easy. It's literally scooping shit into a fucking funnel and he still fucks it up. Then he literally starts running around playing pretendzies or some shit.
How is corn not embarrassed to be standing next to him as his friend
How is this not on cringe compilations?
Truth
right
+zJeff like how can you be so stupid. Does he not know how to work at all. He thinks everything's a game
Anna Leger that's my point congratulations
I'll make one soon, just subscribe for the upload.
I never knew it was that hard to dumb balls into a container
Dump
you had one job jessie!!! one job!! still fucks up geezes christ!!
Hey look the Paintball guy is Luke
Someone needs to make a Mcjuggernuggets cringe compilation of him doing stupid shit like this. 14:16
That actually seems like a cool place to work. Nothing too hard. Salute to the workers working while jamming to Pantera, kickass 🤘🤘
jesse the type of nigga to eat chicken wings with a fork
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Lol
L
W
+The COD Player Your profile pic is on my wall. I looked up cool pictureson images. XD
21:23, somebody is listening to Pantera lol
mouth for war!
13:40 when you let the microwave timer hit zero in the middle of the night
he is doing the easiest job I'm 13 and I'm not as dumb as he is
SAME
Same
same
SAME OMG he's so stupid... I mean really, he I can't even load paintballs into a funnel
Fuckin same, I wouldn't fucking sputter to work at Valken.
25:28, DO YOUR FUCKING JOB. Someone is getting fired soon....
Paul in the haunted series name luke
Aye, I came here for that too.
1992TheDiamondWolf I was wondering the same thing
1992TheDiamondWolf omg yasssss
These guy's sense of humor is legendary...
26:30 Jesse, what the actual f*ck are you doing????
Jesse is the type of nigga to get into a fight and say "what button do I press?"
Watch carefully he spills the paint balls on purpose
Can someone give me a timestamp where Jesse fucks up?
0:00-27:03
+Coolztheplayer1337 ha
19:00 keep watching
+Coolztheplayer1337 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
+Elisha Wallace the whole video
Jesse needs to take a job more siceroulsy
Seriously*
+Jacob Wolfinger Yeah i don't see it happening, he is way to immature and stupid to do so.
+AlexTheGamingFan ur opinion and grammar gives me cancer.
And you have to spell seriously the right way
+2737097 U mean spelling
I dont think him drooping them was a accident
*dropping
he did it on purpose
+David Brown *Giraffes
An.*
+Glenn Quagmire I do got more bitches than u
How does this guy function in life? He doesn't.
He doesnt lol.... he sits on his ass all day playing cod etc.
+VIPER Miles halo actually