zombies, but the map is water

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  • @TokiTheUhh
    @TokiTheUhh 5 років тому +909

    "grab the child and apply force"
    -Tim 2019

    • @SuperFunkyskunky
      @SuperFunkyskunky 4 роки тому +3

      asparagoose2004 _ was that t lexify not liking these kid jokes

    • @Sandman3
      @Sandman3 4 роки тому +6

      @@SuperFunkyskunky apply force

    • @nekofrisk1005
      @nekofrisk1005 4 роки тому +5

      The face makes this better

    • @lindley345
      @lindley345 4 роки тому +1

      As soon as i saw this comment he said that lol.

    • @supersuccfcy5863
      @supersuccfcy5863 3 роки тому

      I lost my shit when I say this, fuckin ey

  • @TheDoggyDoge
    @TheDoggyDoge 5 років тому +1203

    Tim: Zetsubou and Tag are the only maps you can swim in.
    *Cries In Voyage*

  • @Borderhopperlol
    @Borderhopperlol 5 років тому +332

    I was about to get bored of UA-cam but Tim saved the day

  • @nightjay
    @nightjay 5 років тому +236

    "zombies, but the map is water"
    tim hansen: spends more than half the video camping in a room rich in oxygen.

  • @jamestaylor3623
    @jamestaylor3623 5 років тому +327

    "The sauce was over the cheese"
    this man has never had Chicago Style Deep dish Pizza

    • @scrubthedub69
      @scrubthedub69 5 років тому +5

      James Taylor babish?

    • @royclash
      @royclash 5 років тому +5

      Chicago style is amazing. I don't prefer one or the other, so don't come and kill me pls

    • @hankvoight3326
      @hankvoight3326 5 років тому +4

      Giordano’s is the shit!!

    • @antloyt
      @antloyt 4 роки тому

      I read this as the video said it

    • @JuanGarcia-fv9ph
      @JuanGarcia-fv9ph 4 роки тому

      I heard him say that and I was like huh? Thats how all good ass pizza is made

  • @covexvortex
    @covexvortex 5 років тому +129

    "What was the first thing you noticed when you went to the UK that was different from over here in, yknow, the free world?"
    I actually choked on my tomato juice

    • @becca_farrow
      @becca_farrow 5 років тому +10

      Im sorry tomato juice?

    • @covexvortex
      @covexvortex 5 років тому +7

      @@becca_farrow you read that correctly

    • @becca_farrow
      @becca_farrow 5 років тому +4

      Ok...

    • @thestanman1486
      @thestanman1486 4 роки тому +18

      I would choke on tomato juice too. Shits disgusting.

    • @covexvortex
      @covexvortex 4 роки тому +1

      @@thestanman1486 debatable

  • @chowder3239
    @chowder3239 4 роки тому +147

    20:17 my swim teacher when I slowed down by 1%

  • @zacharydezeeuw7779
    @zacharydezeeuw7779 5 років тому +1151

    how about you play a zombies game with no magic, a custom map where everything costs less, but there is no nukes, no max amos, no instakills, and no death machines.

    • @nekobrokenangel8599
      @nekobrokenangel8599 5 років тому +25

      please like this comment so they do this amazing idea

    • @rgwashere8723
      @rgwashere8723 5 років тому +4

      Interesting idea

    • @ww-zb7qn
      @ww-zb7qn 5 років тому +6

      I want to get credit for this so please your comment so i can say it

    • @deadlyravefgc
      @deadlyravefgc 5 років тому +55

      Why not just play any bo2 map with magic disabled?

    • @deadlybird1229
      @deadlybird1229 5 років тому +1

      hmmmmmm now thats a nice idea

  • @JavanWWalker
    @JavanWWalker 5 років тому +70

    Tim:Scariest courage the cowardly dog episode was where Huston turn in a chicken.
    Me yelling to the top of my lungs: RETURN THE SLAB RETURN THE SLAB

    • @ZombieaidZ
      @ZombieaidZ 5 років тому +6

      The exorcist episode. Hello. Does everyone just repress that episode. Return the slab had that banger of a song, I was too busy dancing to be spookied

    • @theworstmaid
      @theworstmaid 5 років тому +1

      What about that episode with that fucking purple baby or whatever with the tubes and tentacles and shit

  • @slayer5434
    @slayer5434 5 років тому +70

    When a grain of sand gets into the clam, it excretes extra nacre to coat the grain so it doesn’t damage the clam. And over time, it turns into a pearl

  • @trayveezyy
    @trayveezyy 5 років тому +27

    2:58 *"MICHAEL PHELPS"*
    3:30 *"Grab a child and apply force"*

  • @itsjustmoji
    @itsjustmoji 5 років тому +104

    not gonna lie hearing stories and playing zombies is very relaxing

    • @orbb7001
      @orbb7001 4 роки тому +3

      Very relaxing

  • @lips.4354
    @lips.4354 5 років тому +134

    A pearl is a clams condensed saliva.

  • @everburnerfish
    @everburnerfish 5 років тому +117

    When you go to taco bell and the drive thru guy is stoned

  • @J3stN0Lif
    @J3stN0Lif 5 років тому +83

    Its 2019 we need more quality content like this

    • @georgetitsworth8919
      @georgetitsworth8919 4 роки тому

      It's 2021

    • @nonename1931
      @nonename1931 4 роки тому

      2021 bruh where you at, i need to go there ;-;

    • @J3stN0Lif
      @J3stN0Lif 4 роки тому

      @@georgetitsworth8919 this comment was made in 2019

    • @georgetitsworth8919
      @georgetitsworth8919 4 роки тому

      @@J3stN0Lif oh interesting. This comment was made in 2021 👌

    • @J3stN0Lif
      @J3stN0Lif 4 роки тому +1

      @@georgetitsworth8919 nice but i guess your in another universe cuz after 2019 i went to 2008

  • @VanguardEndeavor
    @VanguardEndeavor 5 років тому +22

    3:51 “I was trying, but they were running to fast.” Oh ok
    20:50 Knew where that was going

  • @MysticalRam
    @MysticalRam 5 років тому +2026

    A better Title would if been, "The Moistest Map Ever"

  • @camas2271
    @camas2271 5 років тому +83

    Literally accidentally dropped my phone in water then watched this on my water phone with fucked audio, nice

  • @breakcore981
    @breakcore981 5 років тому +47

    Nobody
    “Grab the child and apply force”

  • @Nmbr1Stunna8613
    @Nmbr1Stunna8613 Рік тому +5

    10:02 Tim and Rabb1t finally went to Japan 👍

  • @Lumixxy
    @Lumixxy 5 років тому +23

    Thanks for providing entertainment while I'm recovering from a broken leg

    • @bigchonk1942
      @bigchonk1942 4 роки тому +1

      Leg better yet

    • @Lumixxy
      @Lumixxy 4 роки тому

      @@bigchonk1942 yes, been good for like 3-4 months and no long term damage

  • @vulturee7338
    @vulturee7338 5 років тому +4

    All 3 of u guys together playing a custom map is my favorite content on UA-cam.

  • @mordeymay3739
    @mordeymay3739 5 років тому +15

    Tim:*Plays WITH Bald man*
    Everyone else: AMAZING JOB!!

  • @thenerddesk111
    @thenerddesk111 5 років тому +47

    “ I was the nicest one and they won’t even remember “ rip primis dr Edward Richthofen from origins 2013-2018

  • @sertafied8687
    @sertafied8687 4 роки тому +7

    love the stories told during this lmao, thanks tim

  • @anthonyhernandez7799
    @anthonyhernandez7799 5 років тому +7

    13:06 speaking scary courage the cowardly dog episodes, does anyone remember the "you're not perfect" scene. That scene freaked me out as a kid big time

  • @noahk05
    @noahk05 5 років тому +13

    When lex talked about the Z-house era *flashbacks intensifies*

  • @BlenderEnder
    @BlenderEnder 5 років тому +7

    3:03 If a single sand-corn comes inside a clam the clam will coat the sand with a layer of stuff and it will do that so many times it turns into a pearl.
    The bigger the pearl the older the clam

  • @jaycreatesthings
    @jaycreatesthings 5 років тому +84

    Imagine if rabb1t and tim made a family channel.

    • @J3stN0Lif
      @J3stN0Lif 5 років тому +2

      Aint gonna happen tho at least i dont think so

    • @xupcz
      @xupcz 5 років тому +1

      I would stalk them

    • @jaycreatesthings
      @jaycreatesthings 5 років тому +2

      @@xupcz of course you would

    • @KirigayaMarc
      @KirigayaMarc 5 років тому +1

      Don’t ever mention that gay UA-cam policy again

    • @cheesedagoat635
      @cheesedagoat635 5 років тому

      @@KirigayaMarc try using grammer in your next message

  • @alchemicalnurturer
    @alchemicalnurturer 4 роки тому +1

    Love your existential talks and cartoon corruption👌🏽 an intellectual KING

  • @reachyboi3953
    @reachyboi3953 5 років тому +3

    When sand gets into a clam, the clam begins to harden and smooth it making a glass ball, otherwise known as a pearl. That is the most simplified way to explain it

  • @Cat-uw5id
    @Cat-uw5id 3 роки тому +1

    This whole video feels like a discord call with BO zombies in the background

  • @KAd3N777
    @KAd3N777 5 років тому +9

    Reverse engineering was intentional
    Thats why every plot goes..
    Introduction
    Rising action
    Climax
    Falling action
    Resolution
    Reverse that story and you can do the same thing

  • @iguana6865
    @iguana6865 4 роки тому +8

    "we should all go to japan one day"
    2020: a h a h a h a G O O D M O R N I N G

  • @iamsalty2808
    @iamsalty2808 2 роки тому +3

    Love playing bo3 zombies as I listen to you guys it feels like I'm there with you

  • @Londonsgoods
    @Londonsgoods 2 роки тому +1

    A natural pearl (often called an Oriental pearl) forms when an irritant works its way into a particular species of oyster, mussel, or clam. As a defense mechanism, the mollusk secretes a fluid to coat the irritant. Layer upon layer of this coating is deposited on the irritant until a lustrous pearl is formed.

  • @andrewcastellanos7277
    @andrewcastellanos7277 5 років тому +6

    In reality pearls are made when a foreign object enters the clam. They then put a ton of sealant on the foreign object so it doesn't irritate them.

  • @michaeledmunds7266
    @michaeledmunds7266 3 роки тому +1

    Was he about to say "You could've been a movie extra's grandson."? Because I'm glad he's setting high bars for himself.

  • @Ken-k3b
    @Ken-k3b 5 років тому +3

    Lex sounds so stoned

  • @dariuslewis5761
    @dariuslewis5761 3 роки тому +1

    I swear I could listen to these guys talk all day, ong

  • @mhm5020
    @mhm5020 5 років тому +4

    Quora Answer on "How Clams Make Pearls":
    "When an irritant, like a grain of sand, gets into the shell between the body of the clam and the shell, the clam will secrete extra nacre to coat the grain, so it won't damage the clam's body. That becomes a pearl, after a fair length of time. It used to only happen to some clams. Now, they farm pearls."

  • @treylu1541
    @treylu1541 3 роки тому +1

    the way pearls are made is by a small organism or particle enters the clam, this triggers the clams defense mechanism which cause the clam to engulf the particle in Mother of Pearl (the stuff the shell is made of) the claim keeps engulfing the particle until it is completely covered, preventing the spread of disease and infection.

  • @crazedmaniac1155
    @crazedmaniac1155 5 років тому +15

    I feel like you’re passive aggressively adding new people

  • @spaceboi9586
    @spaceboi9586 3 роки тому +1

    8:29 when your mom makes cookies for you

  • @R3MNVNT
    @R3MNVNT 5 років тому +5

    Mans just called Chicago deep dish pizza "lasagna pizza" I'm deeeeeeead

  • @kruxhook2925
    @kruxhook2925 3 роки тому +1

    3:01 . bit late, dont care. Sand gets in its shell and the pressure turns it into a pearl, like how coal turns into a diamond.

  • @wydchris7
    @wydchris7 5 років тому +8

    It would've been perfect if he said "Sup moist bois it's ya boi Tim he"

  • @robo9031
    @robo9031 5 років тому +1

    Clams create pearls by applying this material around something irritating them, like a grain of sand. For this reason, natural pearls are higher in value than artificially created ones.

  • @viskfambeast7421
    @viskfambeast7421 5 років тому +68

    I am confused as to why you do not have der eisendrache downloaded

    • @SkyzzV_
      @SkyzzV_ 5 років тому +15

      I am still confused why English speaking people are able to write german 😱

    • @viskfambeast7421
      @viskfambeast7421 5 років тому +4

      The Toast very cool 😎

    • @popthiccle1158
      @popthiccle1158 5 років тому +12

      he has it on console because he is a console player, he just plays on pc for custom zombies.

    • @tommythehospitalfish5572
      @tommythehospitalfish5572 5 років тому +2

      The Toast Maybe
      And just maybe
      Hear me out
      People can speak more than une language

    • @SkyzzV_
      @SkyzzV_ 5 років тому +4

      Tommy The hospital fish do you know what a joke is?🤨

  • @Bubsierow
    @Bubsierow 4 роки тому +1

    Rabbit: Do I look that stupid
    Also rabbit 10 seconds later: do you think any of us look that smart

  • @h0p3gaming87
    @h0p3gaming87 4 роки тому +3

    When the boys talk deep shit

  • @q_uern
    @q_uern 4 роки тому +1

    "I had a friend shit in a subway cup one time, and we were on a bridge. So he just throws it off and tries to hit a car"- Rabb1t
    Funniest thing I ever heard

  • @xxjorgexx5467
    @xxjorgexx5467 5 років тому +4

    Love you tim your my favorite youtuber i have been watching your vids since the would you rather series

  • @FollowTheOwl
    @FollowTheOwl 3 роки тому +1

    Um guys when tim was talkin bout the shower and stuff my tap turned on by itself
    I live on my own

  • @elsiegoodro8254
    @elsiegoodro8254 5 років тому +6

    Tim: Ben 10 is the most underrated cartoon
    Pinkyandthebrain: am I a joke to u

  • @redrazorx-23
    @redrazorx-23 3 роки тому

    12:44
    OMG YES!
    That episode legit gave me nightmares as a 5-6 year old kid. Everything from the way he walks,to his creepy voice,and his black soulless eyes freaked me the hell out.

  • @Mieschevious
    @Mieschevious 5 років тому +3

    "Why is there a biohazard symbol? Is it poisonous?"
    hmm idk man maybe it's corrosive

  • @emmafromh2o885
    @emmafromh2o885 4 роки тому +2

    scariest movie imo: CORALINE
    i stg the claymation haunts my nightmares

    • @aquat715
      @aquat715 4 роки тому

      The button eyes scared me lots as a kid

  • @jacobowen8978
    @jacobowen8978 5 років тому +8

    Z House 2020:
    MrTLexify
    Tim Hansen
    KrazyRabb1t
    Turbo
    MrRoflWaffles (if he comes back from the mountains)
    JCbackfire/GregFPS
    Please make it happen I would give my first born son

  • @Аку-ю7ф
    @Аку-ю7ф 4 роки тому +1

    "the thing with teleportation is the earth is moving so if you try to teleport to the other side of the street you're just gonna end up in space" holy fuck that threw me off, bruhhhh he spitting facts

  • @BSJINTHEHOUSE420
    @BSJINTHEHOUSE420 5 років тому +11

    Boomer Humor: I hate my wife.
    Millennial Humor: I hate my life.
    Gen X Humor: 🅱️ater 🅱️ombies.

    • @ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588
      @ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588 5 років тому

      BSJ IN YO HOUSE I believe Generation X precedes millennials.

    • @ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588
      @ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588 5 років тому

      BSJ IN YO HOUSE Just for clarification Gen Z is widely accepted to be the newest named generation with a well known name. It comprises people born in the early to mid 2000s.

  • @Somerandomdude____
    @Somerandomdude____ 5 років тому +3

    Zetsubou and tag: you can swim underwater in our maps
    Voyage of despair: *am I a joke to you*

  • @ChromaBlade
    @ChromaBlade 5 років тому +2

    Every time Tim yells or screams: 8:29, 9:27, 11:49, 14:31, 17:19, 18:01, 20:17

  • @michalmc6973
    @michalmc6973 5 років тому +4

    1 view 93 likes
    Me:...
    FBI agent:...
    Brother:..
    Tim:...
    UA-cam: We have the best system to date

  • @nicholasf9067
    @nicholasf9067 Рік тому +1

    8:20
    Holy crap that’s literally me 💀
    I work at Chick-fil-A, am white, and am a Christian.

  • @mikehuntrapz9902
    @mikehuntrapz9902 5 років тому +7

    2037:zombies but the floor is slippery hit 1 million likes
    Crazyrabbit: 👀

  • @richardwaynewatsoniii4268
    @richardwaynewatsoniii4268 5 років тому +2

    Stephen King: casualing explaning the backstory of IT.
    Literaly everyone: Cocaines Hellva Drug.

  • @drewfoster2764
    @drewfoster2764 5 років тому +4

    I think he’s talking about Chicago style pizza 😂

    • @blackout7692
      @blackout7692 5 років тому

      Yo loooooo I’m going there

  • @dommann2278
    @dommann2278 3 роки тому +1

    Bro lex sounds cracked out of his mind

  • @ZingyBoBingy
    @ZingyBoBingy 5 років тому +3

    The New York guy is so annoying glad to see he isn’t in this vid

    • @charlese4187
      @charlese4187 5 років тому

      Zetrik turbo or johnny ?

    • @ZingyBoBingy
      @ZingyBoBingy 5 років тому

      Charles E the gay and cringe one
      Pretty sure it’s turbo

    • @gamerfreakxxx8170
      @gamerfreakxxx8170 5 років тому

      Zetrik idk why u don’t like him man. You know Tim, rabbit and lex are like the bacon lettuce and tomato but turbo is that toast holding the shit together and making sure it turns out good u feel me man? XD

    • @gamerfreakxxx8170
      @gamerfreakxxx8170 5 років тому

      Turbo on god lmao😭😭😭

  • @jamesalexander8745
    @jamesalexander8745 5 років тому +2

    Tim Hansen your video made my day a whole lot better love your videos keep up the great work

  • @kewineditz
    @kewineditz 5 років тому +12

    Who else herd “Hello guys it’s your boy Tim here with anorexic”

    • @nansaka
      @nansaka 5 років тому +1

      he didnt say that?

  • @Myredyoshi-hw2wr
    @Myredyoshi-hw2wr 4 роки тому +1

    This is my favourite tim Hansen video that’s out as of writing

  • @ridgedog2317
    @ridgedog2317 5 років тому +4

    *Says something clever to get likes*

  • @bradthomas7933
    @bradthomas7933 5 років тому +1

    Dog rounds with stringrays or sharks would be sick on this map

  • @eduardoperez2620
    @eduardoperez2620 5 років тому +3

    first

    • @gunman1466
      @gunman1466 5 років тому

      Eduardo Perez you are actually first bro

    • @snopdogg2x
      @snopdogg2x 5 років тому

      Wow

    • @eduardoperez2620
      @eduardoperez2620 5 років тому

      @@gunman1466 sadly no i just realized i was like a couple seconds late

    • @snopdogg2x
      @snopdogg2x 5 років тому

      Who cares

    • @eduardoperez2620
      @eduardoperez2620 5 років тому

      @@snopdogg2x well i just was saying just because no need to lose your chill over this leave me be

  • @azqr4008
    @azqr4008 4 роки тому +1

    I swear this kinda made me vibe

  • @jacobroe4098
    @jacobroe4098 4 роки тому +1

    "Natural pearls form when an irritant - usually a parasite and not the proverbial grain of sand - works its way into an oyster, mussel, or clam. As a defense mechanism, a fluid is used to coat the irritant. Layer upon layer of this coating, called 'nacre', is deposited until a lustrous pearl is formed." - Google

  • @Headhunter9947
    @Headhunter9947 4 роки тому

    here for he clam problem. Natural Pearls form when an irritant - usually a parasite and not the proverbial grain of sand - works its way into an oyster, mussel, or clam. As a defense mechanism, a fluid is used to coat the irritant. Layer upon layer of this coating, called 'nacre', is deposited until a lustrous pearl is formed.

  • @julissa6715
    @julissa6715 5 років тому

    This video is basically a podcast and a gameplay all rolled into one.

  • @_syedmahdi_
    @_syedmahdi_ 5 років тому +2

    Lex has some exaggerated voice that just make his jokes funnier🤣

  • @That-Irish
    @That-Irish Рік тому +1

    That type of pizza is very normal. Seriously it was made in America and is sold all throughout

  • @bababa1
    @bababa1 4 роки тому +1

    I live 10 minutes away from Mexico, in a Chinese restaurant the song from the speakers is Chinese, but in the kitchen there’s Mexican music playing and the waiters there talk Spanish lol

  • @bryceg18
    @bryceg18 4 роки тому

    I really enjoyed this video. It’s quality time with the boys just talk about life and shit. It’s great

  • @naka8899
    @naka8899 5 років тому +1

    “WTF!?! IM JUAT TRYIN RO GET MA FOOD... *AND IT WAS BOMB*
    -Krazy rabbit 2019

  • @nicesmitebro8736
    @nicesmitebro8736 5 років тому

    Thanks bruh, I had a bad trip and for some reason you were playing in the background and your videos gave me something to concentrate on, I'm back in the land of the living and it's because of you, I don't even play cod

  • @cburgundy25
    @cburgundy25 Рік тому

    “The cheese is typically on top, right? But it was underneath!”. Tim describing a Chicago deep dish, but he doesn’t know what a Chicago deep dish is.

  • @souldominator128
    @souldominator128 4 роки тому

    An irritant such as a parasite gets stuck in a clam and it gets coated with a liquid that gardens later by layer getting larger and larger over time this coating is called 'nacre'. Pearls get their value because of how rare they are and the more the more large, rounded, and "perfect" they are the more expensive. I did not expect to get this technical about this topic but Jesus... I'm obsessed with nature. And explaining things to people.

  • @xIBrend0o
    @xIBrend0o 5 років тому

    Tim=the gift that keeps on giving

  • @christopheranderson4328
    @christopheranderson4328 4 роки тому

    @3:01, if I remember correctly, when they open their mouth to let water and food swim into them, if sand is kicked up into their mouth as well, they puke it up using their mucus and refine the pearl from the combination. That's off the top of my head, but I'm pretty sure that's what it is

  • @ghostyyt1989
    @ghostyyt1989 5 років тому

    transended past human intellect
    Also rabbit:DiD U SeE aNy lAdY MeN

  • @DestinyLuvsU
    @DestinyLuvsU 3 роки тому

    Water --> cold war water ---> new map ---> Tim is from the future

  • @aravindudayakumar7074
    @aravindudayakumar7074 5 років тому

    Clams make pearls once an irritant particle, like sand or pebbles, enter the organism inside. Then, to relieve the pain, the clam releases a substance in layers over years that ends up hardening into a pearl.

  • @theozone1st182
    @theozone1st182 5 років тому +1

    Pearls are made from sand getting inside the clam, the sand makes the clam feel uncomfortable, so it covers it in sediment to make it feel comfortable, and it continues the process for the rest of it's life

    • @tori9365
      @tori9365 5 років тому +1

      Really? 😀

    • @theozone1st182
      @theozone1st182 5 років тому

      @@tori9365 it's somethin like that

    • @tori9365
      @tori9365 5 років тому +1

      @@theozone1st182 that's pretty epic :^)

  • @tylergibson9252
    @tylergibson9252 5 років тому +1

    7 mins in and I have done nothing but lmao the whole time😂😂 great video Tim!!!

  • @Silent-pr9vr
    @Silent-pr9vr 5 років тому +1

    Love your vids Tim, keep uploading!

  • @brodymock5758
    @brodymock5758 4 роки тому

    Talking about Curage the Cowardly Dog, the episode that freaked me out the most was the Return The Slab one where the plague of Locusts.

  • @daanownz7200
    @daanownz7200 5 років тому +2

    Love your vidz keep up the great work

  • @BrettTheNerd
    @BrettTheNerd 5 років тому

    I don’t know why but I love listening to these guys like they are people you would want to chill with

  • @Bill-nx2mb
    @Bill-nx2mb 4 роки тому

    This trio is unrivalled 💯