Krieg: A Meat Bicycle Built For Two

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  • @prans4u2000
    @prans4u2000 2 місяці тому +127

    This was the kind of writing that had everyone hoping for a borderlands movie. And then, they tried to make it

    • @skelsington4724
      @skelsington4724 2 місяці тому +15

      No they didn't. They made a pile of garbage and threw a Borderlands sheet over it and called it the Borderlands movie.

    • @prans4u2000
      @prans4u2000 2 місяці тому +11

      @@skelsington4724 we're basically saying the same thing in different ways

    • @Pindeckoo1
      @Pindeckoo1 2 місяці тому +2

      Keyword: attempted

  • @Hiyama420
    @Hiyama420 11 років тому +475

    YOU CAN'T KILL ME, I'M ALREADY DEAD TOMORROW

  • @camramaster
    @camramaster 11 років тому +361

    Three things about Krieg:
    First, apparently he is a romantic. A hopeless romantic due to his tendency to scream about bicycles made of meat, but still.
    Second, Because of the first, I am going to scrap my initial save just so that I can play as this guy. Every time he opens his mouth I just start laughing....
    And third, Gearbox, please please PLEASE make more of these shorts. He is one of the greatest potential characters I have seen in a video-game for a long time.

    • @LilMcMoffett
      @LilMcMoffett 8 місяців тому +15

      I know that this is 10 years too late, but I hope you're having fun playing as Krieg. Although he does take the most damage and lacks knock back because he built around being a Melee character, as well as requiring yourself being on fire to get a good chunk of his buffs, he's so damn fun to play, and his voice lines are even funnier, which you'll hear a lot more of them if you turn off your music, sound effects, and footstep volumes.

    • @Kutomi1
      @Kutomi1 3 місяці тому +6

      @@LilMcMoffett I spent a frustrating amount of time dying as Krieg on my first playthrough because I think I chose the least viable skilltree for singleplayer... Still absolutely love this guy and I don't regret playing him for a second

    • @LilMcMoffett
      @LilMcMoffett 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Kutomi1 same here.

    • @xaijus9141
      @xaijus9141 2 місяці тому +5

      They didn't, and he never got the love he deserved

    • @fixerballer
      @fixerballer 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Kutomi1I am such a fool playing only for Zero :(
      Will definitely play for Krieg sometime

  • @gittonsxv126
    @gittonsxv126 10 років тому +574

    huh,
    so he has a calm and thoughtful mind but he can not control his mouth/body as much?
    that is new. i like it.

    • @2ndCityTakk
      @2ndCityTakk 10 років тому +94

      He was experimented on by Hyperion and managed to escape, as his wanted poster only says "Property of Hyperion" on it. Probably escaped before his original self was completely wiped away. (Popular theory is that Krieg is Tiny Tinas dad, too.)

    • @alesin1992
      @alesin1992 8 років тому +32

      +Casey Dethrow The Tina theory was debunked though.

    • @Pindeckoo1
      @Pindeckoo1 2 місяці тому

      I come with evidence

    • @DjayPaniora
      @DjayPaniora 2 місяці тому

      Just like me

  • @ColourizeTheStreets
    @ColourizeTheStreets 4 роки тому +413

    Krieg always has been and always will be the best vault hunter.
    "IM GONNA PUT MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUL!" - The most badass threat ever uttered.

  • @Gammaundertone1313
    @Gammaundertone1313 11 років тому +239

    "I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!" Oh god I can't stop laughing.

    • @gagemead27
      @gagemead27 5 років тому +5

      The SHEENIEST meat bycicle

  • @MadSpectro7
    @MadSpectro7 11 років тому +241

    "I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN!!!"
    Best line Krieg has EVER said.

    • @douglasthequilava
      @douglasthequilava Рік тому +8

      “I’m gonna put MY PAIN into YOUR SOUL!!!” Is what I think is his best line ever honestly, but the Poop Train one is in my top 3 Krieg lines, with #3 being “I powdered my cockatiel for the ribcage slaughter!”

    • @ravenbearden6695
      @ravenbearden6695 Місяць тому

      My personal favorites are "I have the shiniest meat bicycle!", "I'm ready for a spine tingler!" And "I powdered my cockatiel for the ribcage slaughter!"

  • @rescuerex7031
    @rescuerex7031 6 років тому +237

    I want a Buddy Cop Type movie of Krieg & Maya doing Vault Hunter Stuff

    • @S1Lent_Wanderer
      @S1Lent_Wanderer 3 роки тому +6

      :(

    • @wowkenshin1
      @wowkenshin1 2 місяці тому

      Have you not been watching? You got a mini movie right here.

    • @stankyknutz
      @stankyknutz 2 місяці тому +3

      We got the bad ending

    • @wowkenshin1
      @wowkenshin1 2 місяці тому

      @@stankyknutz how? Krieg and Maya get along in the end?

    • @Pindeckoo1
      @Pindeckoo1 2 місяці тому

      This is the good ending

  • @sweetandsaltygaming9995
    @sweetandsaltygaming9995 3 роки тому +166

    Every year or so I come back and watch this and everytime it still hits me in the feels as hard as it did the first time, huh close enough.

  • @aleksatanaskovic008
    @aleksatanaskovic008 5 місяців тому +105

    Dam...
    After all these years...
    Krieg is still a character who has the most lore...

  • @ThibautVDP
    @ThibautVDP 4 роки тому +58

    4:05 I can almost see him blushing through his mask

  • @russetcactus1008
    @russetcactus1008 4 роки тому +102

    My husband plays as kreig mainly and I play as Maya. I just now learned this and it's perfect ❤️

  • @superawsomo123
    @superawsomo123 11 років тому +67

    Krieg should get a dlc for his backstory or a mini series

    • @mr_indie_fan
      @mr_indie_fan 2 роки тому +24

      Well you got your wish and it was awesome!

    • @AnnoyingD0WG
      @AnnoyingD0WG 2 місяці тому

      Bro listened to the voices.

  • @NuDDeLNinJa
    @NuDDeLNinJa 4 місяці тому +32

    Better Borderlands trailer than the actual movie trailer.

  • @OmegaBlack2609
    @OmegaBlack2609 5 років тому +53

    Man Lord Beerus has range as a voice actor.

  • @gagemead27
    @gagemead27 5 років тому +130

    Who else hopes Krieg will return in BL3?

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 5 років тому +8

      Here! BL3 has the perfect plot for a storyline centered on Krieg: A cult full of Psychos, led by a Siren. Krieg is the only character who really had personal goals ("become normal again, find info about his past self, protect Maya, get revenge on Jack for the experiments") beyond the main plot and usual vault hunter stuff the other characters had. But sadly his personal quest was never addressed let alne finished. And after Krieg was added to BL2, Gearbox didn't even add Krieg-specific ECHO recorders to the Wildlife Exploitation Preserve or give Jack any voicelines regarding the fact that Jack should recognize Krieg as the experimental supersoldier/slag mutant who escaped from Hyperion labs. :(
      Hopefully we will either see Krieg in connection with the Children of the Vault cult (as their mad prophet? to infiltrate it?) or with Maya on Athenas to learn inner calm and self-control, if that planet seen in the E3 trailer is indeed Athenas.
      But right now from the trailers it looks more like BL3 will focus on the NPCs and the surviving BL1 ex-protagonists _again_ ... why does Lilith have to be central to everything?

    • @Slitheringpeanut
      @Slitheringpeanut 5 років тому +3

      Will never happen, but I would LOVE to have Krieg come back, with new slightly saner (not really) trees.

    • @Casomyro1983
      @Casomyro1983 5 років тому

      A Cameo would be nice. But not playable pls. I had enough in B2 ^^

    • @nona5158
      @nona5158 5 років тому +1

      UM. YES

    • @church_bamf9986
      @church_bamf9986 5 років тому +6

      Good news and bad news and no spoilers. Which do you want?

  • @Nullis_V01d845
    @Nullis_V01d845 8 місяців тому +12

    Fun fact Krieg has the same voice actor as the English dub of Beerus in Dragon Ball Z

  • @ddrlear
    @ddrlear 2 місяці тому +14

    Krieg would have been the perfect candidate for a solo movie, leading up to the event that turned him into a Psycho. It would have been
    But no, instead we got the biggest bomb of a movie that makes Legendary Tediore Grenade mods look like a childrens toy.

  • @Keuryllian
    @Keuryllian 11 років тому +48

    A love story for a mans man. All this was missing was Mr Torgue screaming about explosions.

  • @imkayjaylea
    @imkayjaylea 8 місяців тому +12

    Re-watching this because of the film dropping this year.
    It still baffles me how THIS, a trailer for a content add-on pack remains the best thing written in the Borderlands series outside of Tales from the Borderlands.
    I hope that Krieg in the film works, because from what I read, he's going to be played similar to Drax from the MCU. I thought we'd get an incoherent character who wouldn't make sense until clever writing and visual storytelling clue us in to his fractured psyche. I would love a moment in the movie similar to the "TURN AROUND PRETTY LADY" but sadly, I don't think we'll get that character.

    • @gworld5912
      @gworld5912 3 місяці тому +3

      Its hollywood trying to make a live action of a video game, it never works bro, even if it does it only works like 30% of the time

    • @Pindeckoo1
      @Pindeckoo1 2 місяці тому

      Just like the doom movies

  • @stinkywizzleteats2126
    @stinkywizzleteats2126 5 років тому +43

    We need more story of krieg I need to know more about him

    • @mr_indie_fan
      @mr_indie_fan 2 роки тому +3

      Lol 3 years later and we got the dlc about him in bl3

  • @Jay-cq4ee
    @Jay-cq4ee 11 років тому +50

    :What ever you do don't yell the word poop out of your mouth at the top of your lungs
    :I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!!!!!!!

  • @animangacircle
    @animangacircle 11 років тому +17

    "I'm the conductor of the poop train" Best....pick-up line....ever

    • @Pindeckoo1
      @Pindeckoo1 2 місяці тому

      "I POWDERED MY COCKATIEL FOR THE RIBCAGE SLAUGHTER" is a very good contender

  • @knightofnyiuh
    @knightofnyiuh 2 роки тому +4

    Roland, Salvador and Kraig were my spirit vault hunters. They helped others realize some of the bad guys want to relax and get some loot at the end of all those days of grinding. It's worth strangling your partner for a laugh or a distraction! Splosions!

    • @FrozenRat161
      @FrozenRat161 Рік тому +3

      strangling who for a what- 👁👄👁

  • @Supadrumma441
    @Supadrumma441 5 років тому +23

    GEARBOX HOW COULD YOU?

  • @vitorvena
    @vitorvena 3 роки тому +3

    I came back to see the reveal of the most Borderlands character to ever grace the Borderlands...

  • @zachswad
    @zachswad 11 років тому +28

    Still a better story than Twilight

  • @NickM8000
    @NickM8000 9 місяців тому +1

    Still one of the best games ever made, love coming back to this video years later!

  • @2dudes1computer41
    @2dudes1computer41 11 років тому +12

    wow i fuckin wish it would go into detail about the game and character like this, i want to cry god damn it. this better be in borderlands 3

    • @Pindeckoo1
      @Pindeckoo1 2 місяці тому

      WELL DO I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU

  • @crover
    @crover 11 років тому +4

    That's gonna be the sweetest thing that ever happen in Pandora....

  • @sirenstreva4143
    @sirenstreva4143 11 років тому +4

    Definitely need a movie or a series. This is too good to leave alone!!

    • @trendrekt8363
      @trendrekt8363 7 місяців тому +2

      And the monkey's paw curls

    • @SCANNI
      @SCANNI 5 місяців тому

      ​@@trendrekt8363 Poor bastard doomed us all to Kevin heart as Roland

    • @grahkiin801
      @grahkiin801 2 місяці тому +1

      Oh boy how badly this wish has aged

  • @JK3JET
    @JK3JET 11 років тому +9

    Sane Krieg is probably the best personality out of all the Vault Hunters

  • @jansenart0
    @jansenart0 2 місяці тому +4

    If they had just expanded this story, it would've been 10000x better than the movie.

  • @ericksantander4437
    @ericksantander4437 Місяць тому +2

    this makes me so sad ;'( the one biggest enemy is oneself, I really wanted a happy ending for those 2

  • @eileenheath1968
    @eileenheath1968 2 дні тому

    He's the eternal optimist - he even has a comb in his back pocket.

  • @kuto17
    @kuto17 11 років тому +2

    This is amazing, this needs to be a series.

  • @theresidentevilafter
    @theresidentevilafter 2 місяці тому +5

    This is how I felt with my 'Maya". We couldn't have our happy ending, but we got close enough.. I love you, Trix. And I miss you...

  • @DeadLoya
    @DeadLoya 2 місяці тому +4

    Still the best borderlands movie

  • @slflew
    @slflew 11 років тому +3

    You should totally make more of these! I'd watch the heck out of Borderlands shorts....

  • @DVAted
    @DVAted 5 років тому +3

    y'all needed to do more of these ^_^

  • @YoungIndigoOfficial
    @YoungIndigoOfficial Рік тому +1

    Man, after everything is said and done it's good to see borderlands refused to give up on a good story

  • @Jonzerker15
    @Jonzerker15 Рік тому +3

    recently i joined an xbox matchmaking with all kriegs (including myself) and it was amazing

    • @Pindeckoo1
      @Pindeckoo1 2 місяці тому

      Just an asylum of psychos

  • @killerirish
    @killerirish 11 років тому +1

    I've watched this 5 times so far and it's still just as awesome as the first time I watched it

  • @animangacircle
    @animangacircle 11 років тому +3

    The biggest problem is not Zero's power output, but the fact that he takes so long to reach those power levels. For example, a friend as a level 15 Krieg is doing more damage control than my lvl 35 Zero. It's not that Zero is bad, but he is just not a good crowd control character. At least not until you get that one ability that allows me to resend a clone out, but still that takes a while. So every other character is running circles around me.

  • @magmablock
    @magmablock 11 років тому

    We need a series.

  • @rooty_rootz
    @rooty_rootz 10 років тому +72

    Basically Tourettes x4000.

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 5 років тому +9

      Krieg's "psycho poetry" feels very similar to Wernicke Syndrome: Neurological damage to the Wernicke area in the speech center of the brain. People suffering from lesions or a stroke in that area will have trouble selecting the correct words while still being able to form grammatically corrent sentences and speak fluently. They can have trouble understanding others as well, sometimes to the extend that they are not even aware that what they said came out as nonsense.
      Popular media presentation of Tourette Syndrome (an inborn neurological disorder) is usually wrong. Tourette Syndrome is characterised by neuromuscular and verbal tics, which increase in frequency when the person is stressed: neuromuscular tics include pulling faces, repeatedly wrinkling your nose, repetititve blinking, or making sudden involuntary, repetitive movements, often forced by an obsessive need to move a limb or to touch or punch some thing or someone. Verbal tics are usually temporary and change over time, they can include sudden yelling or obsessively repeating what someone else said; but verbal tics also include non-verbal sounds and vocalization, sudden explamations of nonsense words, coughing, mimiking animal noises.
      So yeah, Krieg's twitchy movements and sudden yelling of random sentences resemble Tourette Syndrome, but his speech patterns go way beyond that. Tourettiers are not clinically insane nor do they have trouble communicating.

    • @supers0nic77
      @supers0nic77 5 років тому

      OH BOB SAGET

    • @Pindeckoo1
      @Pindeckoo1 2 місяці тому

      ​@@TF2CrunchyFrogfactually correct (probably)

  • @cpob2013
    @cpob2013 10 років тому +24

    Deep

  • @Sonichero151
    @Sonichero151 11 років тому +6

    you know looking at this Yeah seems similar. A Monster way beyond the point of no return regains purpose and humanity from coming across a love interest.

  • @someguywithnochallenger8178
    @someguywithnochallenger8178 5 років тому +3

    These two better be together Hangover 3

  • @Soju_Enthusiast
    @Soju_Enthusiast 2 місяці тому +3

    This is what the borderlands movie could have been

  • @bobstackz3944
    @bobstackz3944 11 років тому +3

    It would be cool if there was a show about this.

    • @Pindeckoo1
      @Pindeckoo1 2 місяці тому

      Ok so show wasnt great

  • @qfc1313
    @qfc1313 11 років тому

    This is one of the best videos I have ever seen, BRAVO!!!

  • @LaughingMan539
    @LaughingMan539 11 років тому +6

    he says powdered not pooter but if it helps you sleep at night you can believe whatever you want.

  • @TheBlackSpiral
    @TheBlackSpiral 11 років тому +1

    If only Gearbox put as much love and care into the Aliens Colonial Marines game, I would have been so happy :

  • @AmazingTSDO
    @AmazingTSDO 11 років тому +6

    still a better love story than twilight.

  • @Angulus96
    @Angulus96 2 місяці тому +2

    i hope we get a charcter like krieg in borderlands 4

  • @Sonichero151
    @Sonichero151 11 років тому +13

    I know...It really isn't but I think they didn't have a very interesting story of how she got on the train. according to the game she just got on the train like the others.

  • @karambit6508
    @karambit6508 3 роки тому

    2021 and this still holds up

  • @guywhocommentsiguess
    @guywhocommentsiguess 2 місяці тому +2

    I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE

    • @Pindeckoo1
      @Pindeckoo1 2 місяці тому +1

      "Heh, close enough."

  • @splatfan
    @splatfan 4 місяці тому +4

    0:49 I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!

    • @Pindeckoo1
      @Pindeckoo1 2 місяці тому

      "Heh, Close enough."

  • @burnin8able
    @burnin8able 11 років тому +2

    I do agree that Krieg is more fun, but because of some of his skills he turns into the most powerful class in the game if you get the right build. but with the melee build for Zer0 I was able to get all the way through the second playthrough on solo...using nothing but a level 23 Captain Blade's Rapier.

  • @Adamiter
    @Adamiter 11 років тому

    This is a well done video and one for each vault hunter would be a greater alternative than the audio logs.

  • @DetoxA1313
    @DetoxA1313 2 місяці тому

    my favorite character.

  • @kirbyfan4
    @kirbyfan4 11 років тому +1

    I bought this game and the dlc just because of this video

  • @cameron9276
    @cameron9276 11 років тому

    This was great this is why we all love 2k and gearbox

  • @EM-wd5ls
    @EM-wd5ls 11 років тому

    Was expecting an ok video. What i got was amazing.

  • @Denarkwaes
    @Denarkwaes Місяць тому +2

    Still best vault hunter to date 😂

  • @OppsManUser
    @OppsManUser 11 років тому +1

    This video was amazing! You should make one for every charcter.

  • @RioDragoon
    @RioDragoon 11 років тому +1

    Honestly, I thought it would be awesome for a while now if Mainframe (the CG animation company behind Beast Wars and Reboot) made a webseries out of Borderlands, in the style of a kids adventure cartoon, but for us adults. Would be fun.

  • @SynicGaming
    @SynicGaming 11 років тому +1

    I would probably pay 40 bucks for a movie like this.

  • @BRANDONimasleep
    @BRANDONimasleep 11 років тому

    Amaziiiiiing you guys really know how to make some great characters!

  • @CoreyRWhite3
    @CoreyRWhite3 11 років тому

    Krieg is great. I'm loving the mania tree.

  • @jacobbarnett6769
    @jacobbarnett6769 3 роки тому +1

    Shout-out to the homies rewatching this

  • @CryosFOXHOUND
    @CryosFOXHOUND 11 років тому

    This was awesome! You guys rock.

  • @hbgames17
    @hbgames17 5 років тому +7

    Remember when 2K made cool things like this and tried to get them out to as many people as possible instead of accepting bribes to hold off their content for half a year?

  • @leonscottkennedyre4
    @leonscottkennedyre4 11 років тому

    totally needs more videos like this

  • @arwrw2
    @arwrw2 Рік тому +1

    Gotta love those mollywan we a pawns

  • @kristiangardner9124
    @kristiangardner9124 2 місяці тому +1

    Wow, really, 11yrs ago? Also how have i not liked this in all this time?

  • @DarpDooter94
    @DarpDooter94 11 років тому +2

    He been a DLC character since May.

  • @animangacircle
    @animangacircle 11 років тому

    His sniper skill tree is beastly though if you can get it up there. Again, Zero works out in the end, but it takes so long to get him that strong.

  • @darqjade
    @darqjade 10 років тому +7

    Poop Train or Meat Bicycle Made for Two. Anyone would make an awesome band name :)

  • @vufushoe
    @vufushoe 11 років тому

    well this was....beautiful

  • @OmegaLittleBob
    @OmegaLittleBob 11 років тому

    Ok so now there HAS to be some kind of Borderlands movie, or web series or something, this writing is just too damn good!

  • @laim1499
    @laim1499 11 років тому

    MAKE THIS A SERIES

  • @tyronesimpson3975
    @tyronesimpson3975 Місяць тому

    I’m gonna play all the games just to see this love story

  • @EHKOS
    @EHKOS 11 років тому

    Awesome backstory, great idea!

  • @skaterow6776
    @skaterow6776 5 років тому +7

    *STRIP THE FLESH, SALT THE WOUND HEHEH HEHEHEHEH*

  • @Zebedeeeeeeeeee
    @Zebedeeeeeeeeee 11 років тому

    Make more of these! Or even an Internet series about why maya axton etc came looking for the vault and yes I am aware of the echo's explaining this

  • @haganenorenkinjutsushi1886
    @haganenorenkinjutsushi1886 Місяць тому

    This hits harder when you complete the borderlands 3 dlc...

  • @InsulinRunner
    @InsulinRunner 11 років тому +1

    Because Gaige got echo recordings of her life before she became a vault hunter and this video is what Krieg got.

  • @Supersam0741
    @Supersam0741 11 років тому

    I kinda feel sorry for him. Great job people from 2K and Gearbox!!

  • @eugaet
    @eugaet 11 років тому

    Yeah, I'm going to watch that again.

  • @ScraftyBeats
    @ScraftyBeats 3 місяці тому +1

    Why am i crying rn

  • @STRAKAZulu
    @STRAKAZulu 8 місяців тому

    "Yeah, great. We'll salt ALL the wounds later!"

    • @Pindeckoo1
      @Pindeckoo1 2 місяці тому

      "But right now if you dont listen she is going to die and its going to be your fault!"

  • @MasterShadeNion
    @MasterShadeNion 9 місяців тому

    He needs his own game, main character.

  • @windows95ism
    @windows95ism 11 років тому

    This makes me happy.

  • @nicolasroosz
    @nicolasroosz 11 років тому

    I want more video like that ! The voiceover reminds me Bastion.

  • @ProtomanButCallMeBlues
    @ProtomanButCallMeBlues 11 років тому +1

    :'D stories from the point of view of mooks are one of my favorites

  • @OzzyOsbourneFan999
    @OzzyOsbourneFan999 11 років тому

    Finally, the answers on the questions I've been asking since I first saw Krieg. Finally I can stop annoying people with my never ending questions, peace....:P

  • @TF2CrunchyFrog
    @TF2CrunchyFrog 2 роки тому +2

    ... and then Borderlands 3 happened. I will never forgive the BL3 writers for what the did to Maya and Krieg, and no, even the BL3 DLC finally featuring Krieg in person was only rubbing it in (and also rewriting everything about how he'd become what he is now that was revealed in tiny bits in BL2 and its DLCs, everything about the connection between Krieg and Dr. Samuels gone).